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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's today's strawberry letter, the subject my

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Speaker 1: husband's drinking buddy. But right now it is the nephew

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Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got next?

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Speaker 1: I left my medicine in your house? Yeah, I left

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Speaker 1: my medicine in your house. Hello, speak to Clarence. Yeah

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Speaker 1: it was Clarence. Uh Monemy Sherman. Dog your house is

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Speaker 1: the one that uh got broke into last week? Right, yeah? Man,

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Speaker 1: just waiting on the police to get back with me,

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Speaker 1: Tim if they found these people or not. Man, So now,

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Speaker 1: al what's your name again? Norman Sherman? How you here

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Speaker 1: about it? You know, I stay a couple of streets,

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Speaker 1: so everybody in the neighborhood kind of heard it. Y'all

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Speaker 1: got broke in on damn man, everybody being kind of

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Speaker 1: kind of really good around here. Manager. Don't make no sense. Man,

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Speaker 1: You go out here and work hard for stuff, and

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Speaker 1: then you know people just do you like this? Man?

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Speaker 1: It's just I'm just glad was nobody hurt. Man. My

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Speaker 1: wife and my son they alive, and that's you know,

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Speaker 1: that's the best thing. Man. So you know, trying not

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Speaker 1: to cut something like this happened. You know, I understand. Man.

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Speaker 1: You say a couple of streets over, you say yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hey let me let me let me say this to you. Man.

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Speaker 1: I want to say, pray, well, I I hate what happened.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And uh I do man,

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Speaker 1: you know, and I'm glad you're your family and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You know I said that. Man, Well, hey, man, can

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Speaker 1: I just can I just say this here? Man? Uh?

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Speaker 1: And I don't really know how to say it, but uh,

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Speaker 1: I was I was with the two dudes that had

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Speaker 1: broken there. I was with them when they did that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you did you just say you was with them broke

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Speaker 1: in my house? So so you were broken my house? No,

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Speaker 1: say no. Since see that's why i'm see Claires. That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm I'm calling you trying to tell you. I

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Speaker 1: was trying to talk them out of it. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Well, what the capa? Because they did this,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't talk about of it. But you know I

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Speaker 1: was what I was in there taking nothing. That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, who was any attention then?

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Speaker 1: But I can't I can't be doing. I can't do that.

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Speaker 1: I can't see I ain't trying to get in the

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Speaker 1: middle of that. No, no, no, you can't do that.

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Speaker 1: You just called my m phone. Oh you can tell

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Speaker 1: me who broke any is? You was one of the

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Speaker 1: else was with you? That? That ain't this? That ain't

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Speaker 1: even the reason why I called. Man, How do I

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Speaker 1: don't give a damn what the reason you called me?

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Speaker 1: You called me broken back? Who who was with you?

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Speaker 1: Who was with you? Man? I'm a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: what streets you stay on? Let let me say this

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Speaker 1: to you, man, this is really why I called. Ain't

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Speaker 1: when we was in there and then they started screaming

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Speaker 1: how that each other didn't saying we got to hear

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Speaker 1: him get out? You know, Like I said, I was

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Speaker 1: in there trying to talk to them out of that.

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Speaker 1: I don't give us if you tried to talk them

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Speaker 1: into it. You walk into my broken my heart, you

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Speaker 1: and my dadshit to calm me. Okay, but listen, man, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: Listen to me, man, I'm listening to you. While I

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Speaker 1: was in there, man, and and you know there was

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Speaker 1: we was getting out of there in a hurry. I

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Speaker 1: actually love I my uh my pills fell out my pocket,

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Speaker 1: my bottle of pills. Man, my medicine, and I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't got no more repels, only man, and I

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Speaker 1: need my medice. That's why I'm calling you to see

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Speaker 1: if you don't mind me coming back over there to

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Speaker 1: get my pie. I don't give us about your medicine.

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Speaker 1: Who gives us about I'll tell you what I'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: I can ask me about some medicine. I was just

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Speaker 1: caught up in a bad situation. Man. I swear to God,

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Speaker 1: if I see you over, I swear to God, I'm

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Speaker 1: beat your I'm gonna beat your You better be glad

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Speaker 1: my san. I wasn't com house man. Listen, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to get him. Have no problems with nobody.

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Speaker 1: I just need my medicine. Man, you're noticine. You got

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Speaker 1: problems with me, but I don't have no more real

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Speaker 1: things on that medicine. I need my medicine now. I

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Speaker 1: get said, I tell you what, I'll tell you what. Come,

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Speaker 1: Come get your medicine. You know exactly where I said.

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Speaker 1: I'm have to get the front door. Hope you ain't

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Speaker 1: got the break in this time. Come get your medicine.

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Speaker 1: I swear to God, gonna need more than just that.

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Speaker 1: I'm noticing, Oh put some on your I smell why

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Speaker 1: you do? Then? I don't mean, man, And I'm the

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Speaker 1: one that was in there trying to talk him out

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Speaker 1: of it. He was with him, because that's the point.

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Speaker 1: I don't that's bring them to telling them to help you.

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Speaker 1: Come get your medicine. So all I wanna do is

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Speaker 1: get my medicine and be through with this. That's all

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to say to you. I ain't trying to

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Speaker 1: start no trouble with you. Start no trouble. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: get your luck coming house. You know what I tell

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Speaker 1: you what I all this, you know, I'll tell you what,

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Speaker 1: Come get the medicine. Come come, come, get the medicine

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm at what what street you stay on?

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Speaker 1: I bring it to you. Man. I'm not gonna go

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Speaker 1: back and for arguing with you. Man, I'm gonna come

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Speaker 1: over there and get my medicine. And man, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be full with eachime. You ain't got to go back

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Speaker 1: and forth. I'll tell you what, Come on over here,

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Speaker 1: get your medicine right now. That's any myths. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: need some moments your medicine, they're gonna come breaking my

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Speaker 1: gun from housing. You both get to my shoe. I

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Speaker 1: take care on my wife and my kids in this house.

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Speaker 1: I understand that, and I would not be back in

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Speaker 1: your arms. I'm not get my mouth because you're holding

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Speaker 1: that dog. I'll tell you what you know. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be back in my house. After you

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Speaker 1: get the medicine. You're gonna have a permanent new residence.

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Speaker 1: I swear to God, you're gonna be living in the cemetery.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna lie of my things before I get over there. Here,

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Speaker 1: I mean, set us on your way over here. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm on my I want my friend. I need to see.

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Speaker 1: If you see what say it, then that's telling from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got prank by

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Speaker 1: your sister bright. Hello, who the is this a man?

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Speaker 1: A class? This nephew? Tim me man from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harby Morning Your your sister breed got me to prank you.

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Speaker 1: Man boy? You you oh, you play too so much.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe this, miss, he said. Man, they broke

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Speaker 1: in my brother eyes. He needs spiritually, she said, come

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Speaker 1: on call him and get it. You know what you

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Speaker 1: damn to head you a well with bad? Oh man,

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Speaker 1: what y'all wrong for? This is? Oh man, oh man, man?

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Speaker 1: What is what is bad in the land? It is

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Speaker 1: the Steve harved Morning Show. Listen, bro hey, and if

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Speaker 1: that that broke in my house is listening, you come

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Speaker 1: back over here. If you left your medicine, come on,

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Speaker 1: come back and get it. I'm at home right now.

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Speaker 1: They're come on back, Yeah, right right now. Bring your boy,

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Speaker 1: y'all roll for that, nephew. Tell me, man, I gotta

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Speaker 1: right to get this medicine back, don't I got we

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Speaker 1: broken the I was trying to stop them people from

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Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna not have my medicine. You know

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Speaker 1: a lot of nerves. Yeah, I just want to come

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Speaker 1: back and pick up my man. I ain't got nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with what happened over Really, somebody got to

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Speaker 1: keep it stupid, that's all I'm as. That's all I do,

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Speaker 1: and you do did That's my job. My job is

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Speaker 1: to keep it and I will be stupid. Valentine's Night

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Speaker 1: fourteen fifteen and sixty in Colleen, Texas twice it is

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Speaker 1: Funny Comedy Club, and then the following weekend, I'm still stupid.

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Speaker 1: I'm stupid now at the Improv in West Palm Beach,

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Speaker 1: first and second, the nephew would be there, all right, right, first,

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Speaker 1: second and third of March. I'm sorry for damn not

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Speaker 1: have done all that wrong. Scratch all that. And then

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Speaker 1: the following week West Palm Beach twenty second, twenty third,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, West Palm Beats flow to the impro.

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Speaker 1: That's all stupid. It's like a little tour. I just

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Speaker 1: take stupid on tour. Is that? Is that the name

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Speaker 1: of a nephew? Tell me stupid tour now like that

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Speaker 1: because that sounds stupid. Wow, stupid is what stupid does.

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Speaker 1: Stupid don't be I don't want. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: sound sound intelligent. Okay, yeah, well, thank you nephew. Up next,

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Speaker 1: it is a strawberry letters subject. My husband's drinking buddy

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Speaker 1: will get into it right after this