1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: Hey, y'all, I got some show dates and I want 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 1: you to come and see me. Let me give you 3 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 1: the details so you can get tickets and make plans. 4 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:11,240 Speaker 1: On November five, I'll be in Ben Salem, Pennsylvania at 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: Parks Casino basically Philly, but like Ben Salem. Then from 6 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,920 Speaker 1: November eleven to thirteen, I'll be in Tacoma, Washington. That's 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: Super Funny Comedy Club. That's the name of it. It's 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,599 Speaker 1: a super funny comedy club. Next up, I'll be in Portland, 9 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 1: Oregon at Helium Comedy Club from November eighteen to for 10 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 1: one night only. I'll be in Calgary at Southern Alberta 11 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 1: Jubilee Auditorium on November for a cool night. It's a 12 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: fundraiser for the Owen Heart Foundation, Brett Hart's uh brother 13 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: who passed away. And it's it's gonna be a great 14 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,560 Speaker 1: time and I'm doing my whole new act. You're gonna 15 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: love it. I mean, I'm doing my whole new act everywhere, 16 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: but this is a special thing. And from December nine 17 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 1: through the twelve, I'll be in Sacramento at the punch 18 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: Line in California. More shows are always being at so 19 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 1: just keep checking Russell Peters dot com or my Instagram 20 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 1: at Russell Peters. Follow me as well because it's free. 21 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: All right, you freaks now, I enjoy the shot. Welcome 22 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: to this episode of Cultural Accounts. It's been a while 23 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: since we've done an episode. Has it been almost a month? 24 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, I've been on the road like crazy, 25 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: like insane. And when I say like been on the road, 26 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: I mean, dude, I haven't had a day off this 27 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: This last week, I had a couple of days off 28 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: for the first time in a long time, and I 29 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 1: was literally stretched so thin. I was literally at my 30 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,679 Speaker 1: breaking point. I was ready for a nervous breakdown. It 31 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: was right there, it was looming, and my blood pressure 32 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: was crazy high. I was supposed to go to Amsterdam 33 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: on Wednesday because, um, I'm the c CEO of Red 34 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 1: Light Holland. It's a truffle mushroom truffle company out of 35 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: Canada via Amsterdam, and it's a micro dosing mushroom company, 36 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 1: and I, um, I've never done mushrooms or micro dosing. 37 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: So as per the company, they kept asking me, can 38 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: you talk about it? Can you talk about I said, 39 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 1: I can't talk about something I've never done. So I 40 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: was going to go to Amsterdam on Wednesday to do 41 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 1: mushrooms with a guide done the right way, you know, 42 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 1: just not like some random guy on the street and 43 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: hear some mushrooms. Then I trip out and fall into 44 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: the canals and in in the red light district. So 45 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,119 Speaker 1: so I was supposed to go with Todd Shapiro, the guy, 46 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: one of the guys who created the company out of Toronto, 47 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: and he was gonna go a couple of days ahead 48 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: of me, and and you have to do a COVID 49 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 1: test when you leave the country. So he took his 50 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 1: COVID test and turns out he tested positive for COVID, 51 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 1: and then his kids tested positive. Could It was like, damn, 52 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 1: this sucks. So in a very odd way, I I 53 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,079 Speaker 1: I was relieved that I didn't have to go. It 54 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: wasn't that I didn't want to go to Amsterdam. I 55 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 1: just didn't want to go at that moment because I 56 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: was just so burnt out, was exhausted mentally and physically, 57 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: but more mentally, which is worse. But how do you feel, 58 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,800 Speaker 1: How do you feel today today? I feel great, you 59 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like I had a few days off, 60 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 1: I took my daughter trick or treating. I got to 61 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: see my son last week. Um, we've had some sex 62 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 1: with each other. Um and um it's all been great now. 63 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: So as you can see, I'm at a little more chill. 64 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: I'm not even smoking a cigla right now because I 65 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 1: don't actually feel like one. Oh wow, that might be 66 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 1: a first on this show. I don't think that's ever happened. 67 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 1: It might change give him five minutes a little later. 68 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't feel like right now a 69 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: little I don't feel like wow. Okay, that's good. I'm 70 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: glad you got some rest. Yeah, it was necessary rest, assary, 71 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 1: rusty invest in rest. So, um, Ali's here with us 72 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: again today. It's me Ali and Courtney. And uh, it's 73 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: just nice to have you do two ladies with me. 74 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: You know, each of you bring a different element to this. Yeah, 75 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 1: it's nice. It's a little a little balance in the room. 76 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, there's been a lot of a 77 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: lot of ladies on the show recently. Yeah. Yeah, you 78 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: know It's funny is the ladies have been really bringing 79 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: it on the show. That's why a lot of the 80 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: dudes kind of like who I'm like, oh boy, they 81 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: needed a vacation too, They needed a minute. But it 82 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: seems like it seems like whatever women are doing nowadays, 83 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: they're excelling in. Even in the m m A world. Um, 84 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: there's no easy fights for women out there. Like when 85 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: a woman fights in an m m A fight, it's 86 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,280 Speaker 1: real deal. And when two dudes get in there, they 87 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,040 Speaker 1: might take the night off and go a little slow 88 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,559 Speaker 1: and easy on each other, like lame, you know. So 89 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: you know, women have definitely stepped up everything. And it's 90 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 1: not that they stepped it up. They did it in 91 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,359 Speaker 1: a way where they made it like, look, if you 92 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 1: guys aren't going to do this, right, we are. Yeah. 93 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,400 Speaker 1: So I really appreciate that. I think women are prepared. 94 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: Like that's what I feel like usually, Like that's my observation. 95 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,239 Speaker 1: It's not a better or worse thing. I just feel 96 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 1: like more across the ward, women are like, well, if 97 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:05,279 Speaker 1: nothing else, I'm going to be prepared, you know. Yeah. 98 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: I mean they sat on the sidelines for so long. 99 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,440 Speaker 1: They watched and they took notes and they were like, 100 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 1: well I don't want to know exactly what I don't 101 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,600 Speaker 1: want to do. So they don't come in half acid. 102 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:17,040 Speaker 1: They come in full bore, which which is I mean, 103 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: it's the same for any marginalized group of human beings, um, 104 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:26,919 Speaker 1: whether they be females, non whites, gay, straight, trans whatever. 105 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 1: If you've been marginalized in some form or another, you're 106 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 1: gonna when you get your chance, you're gonna take it 107 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:35,279 Speaker 1: a little bit more seriously. Right, No, I agree, look 108 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: at me, full of full of insights to I know, 109 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:42,679 Speaker 1: full of these like feminine power. Insights had some feminine 110 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: power on me this morning. So speaking of I wanted 111 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 1: to ask, is it are you fully wedding planned out? 112 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 1: Or is it is there still more planning? We did 113 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,359 Speaker 1: our tasting a couple of weeks ago. We're already in 114 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: production for the invites and that's a pretty cool. We 115 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:05,480 Speaker 1: just got to send them out. And yeah, just all 116 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,159 Speaker 1: new to me, like, you know, because obviously I've been 117 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:10,159 Speaker 1: married once before, but five hundred bucks have cost me. 118 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:14,599 Speaker 1: That thing was Elvis impersonator, a little whitechapel. Oh that's right, 119 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:19,480 Speaker 1: I forgot and out, buddy. Yeah, yeah, that lasted a 120 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:24,039 Speaker 1: long time. You know. They say you get what you 121 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:28,719 Speaker 1: pay for, right, So you got what ye short wedding, 122 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:33,840 Speaker 1: short marriage? Yeah, I guess uncertain, Yeah, I mean, there 123 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 1: are some people it's worked out for just you know, 124 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 1: when you're doing it for the wrong reasons at the 125 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,480 Speaker 1: wrong time, it's never a good deal. Right. Were you 126 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 1: very drunk? Can I ask? No? No, My daughter's mother 127 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,800 Speaker 1: was pregnant. I was like, I should probably be a 128 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 1: gentleman to marry her. I don't know. I figured, you know, 129 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 1: I figured Indian people get married all the time and 130 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,480 Speaker 1: they don't really know each other and they make it work. 131 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,040 Speaker 1: And I'm Indian. Let's trying to make this work. And 132 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,160 Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna work. But you know whatever, I got 133 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: a great kid out of it. Yeah, that was the 134 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 1: whole purpose of it, that really was. So you know, 135 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:07,640 Speaker 1: this would be the first. So I considered this my 136 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: first marriage, this one right here, this lady she had 137 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 1: raised two daughters by herself, no help and uh and 138 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,680 Speaker 1: still a strong woman like no, And there was no 139 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 1: like I'm longing to do this. It was just like 140 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 1: one of those things. I was like, you never, oh, 141 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 1: that would be fun, you'd be I think you're the 142 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 1: right one. Yeah, even though you pushed me away in 143 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:36,800 Speaker 1: the beginning. Yeah that was at the beginning. I wasn't ready, 144 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 1: you know that already. I was not in a good 145 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 1: mental space at all. Yeah. I was going through a 146 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 1: lot at the time. Yeah. Yeah, Eddie had just transitioned 147 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:53,280 Speaker 1: into a and so we were dealing with that. Yeah, 148 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: it's traumatic for everyone. He used to tuck his art 149 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: vark in and just his mushroom cap was didn't have 150 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:07,960 Speaker 1: a mushroom CAP's got a turtleneck. It's got an ant eater. 151 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 1: These are all bumper stickers on these cars. On his motorcycle. 152 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:23,320 Speaker 1: My other penis is a hard heat I love it. Yeah, 153 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:28,080 Speaker 1: he's got a helmet for it whenever, even his motorcycle, 154 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:34,079 Speaker 1: even his motorcycle helmet has stuff over the front. You 155 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 1: should get a helmet like that, Eddie, the uncircumcised motorcycle helmet. 156 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 1: And then you have to respond when someone's like, heyduk, 157 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:49,319 Speaker 1: you have to pull it down to see and his 158 00:08:49,440 --> 00:09:01,680 Speaker 1: license plates is YAE was there? You got dick face perfect. 159 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:06,880 Speaker 1: So we got some viewer emails. We have several, really 160 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,080 Speaker 1: had like three. You remember we thought we were going 161 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: to be clever and we're gonna do a viewer feedback. 162 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:20,600 Speaker 1: One we had no viewers. Hi, this is Canal. I 163 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:25,560 Speaker 1: have a question for Russell um As an Indian comedian. 164 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:31,199 Speaker 1: I imagine you had to do some like weird Indian 165 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:36,520 Speaker 1: brown events coming up. So I've wondered, have you ever 166 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:41,360 Speaker 1: been heckled by an Indian uncle or auntie? Uh? Or 167 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:48,120 Speaker 1: if not, what's the weirdest thing that. Yes, I'm Indian, 168 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 1: I'm a comedian, but I'm not an Indian comedian. Um, 169 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,360 Speaker 1: let's just straighten that out right away. I was always 170 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,520 Speaker 1: just a comedian. In fact, that I'm Indian was something 171 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:58,959 Speaker 1: I couldn't do. I couldn't avoid. Um. But yeah, I 172 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,040 Speaker 1: did have to do so I didn't have to. I 173 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: did do some Indian functions, and yeah I did get 174 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,840 Speaker 1: heckled by some uncles and aunties, but they didn't like 175 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,480 Speaker 1: it because I shut them down like I was in 176 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,480 Speaker 1: a comedy club. I'm not the Indian boy that's going 177 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:15,600 Speaker 1: to be like, oh, auntie, uncle, thank you. No, I'm like, 178 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,600 Speaker 1: I fuck you man. I was always that guy. I 179 00:10:18,679 --> 00:10:21,240 Speaker 1: was not going to be fucking like like some dorky 180 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: as didn't get at a here shut up, uncle, who 181 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,680 Speaker 1: have another shiv us? Or Johnny Walker black you fuck 182 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I would just let him 183 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,920 Speaker 1: have it. And then I remember doing one Indian culture show, 184 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,600 Speaker 1: and I got that happened, and then some girl came 185 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,679 Speaker 1: back and tried to get all up in my face, 186 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,440 Speaker 1: and I was like, get the funk out of here, 187 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,360 Speaker 1: Like there's parents and uncles and aunties out there going 188 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,600 Speaker 1: I don't give a ship their problem. Where was that 189 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,760 Speaker 1: in Canada? Something all up in my girl? Like, I 190 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,319 Speaker 1: was like, get out of here. Comedy show now it 191 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,440 Speaker 1: was like an Indian culture show, and I'm like, that's 192 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,960 Speaker 1: not my problem, lady. Yeah, we need to expand our 193 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,320 Speaker 1: our our horizons. Here is what I was trying to do. 194 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,760 Speaker 1: I was always about taking us outside the bar or 195 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,880 Speaker 1: the blubba as the Indians would say, and uh and 196 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,040 Speaker 1: and and let us expand. And now look where we're at. 197 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,680 Speaker 1: I'm not the only one. And there's plenty of them 198 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:14,160 Speaker 1: doing really well, so you know, but they weren't there 199 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,800 Speaker 1: when I started. I was that guy. I was the 200 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 1: first guy. I again, when I started, I wasn't thinking 201 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,800 Speaker 1: about how I'm going to do this for my people. 202 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:26,440 Speaker 1: I didn't have any delusions of grandeur. Yeah, and I 203 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,920 Speaker 1: also feel like that's basically if you did try to 204 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,040 Speaker 1: piece them, that's the kind of the thing of like 205 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,640 Speaker 1: trying to make your parents happy with your comedy set, 206 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:37,760 Speaker 1: which is probably not. That's the worst work. Oh did 207 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,920 Speaker 1: my dad really likes my set? Wow? Well that sucks. Yeah. 208 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,560 Speaker 1: The more of my parents complained about I I'm doing something. However, 209 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,679 Speaker 1: my dad was really smart, so when he would give me, 210 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,600 Speaker 1: he'd give me feedback. Good walk in front of cameras 211 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:54,480 Speaker 1: if you can't call, yeah, PAULI uh what when do 212 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,840 Speaker 1: you think your alarm is going to go out on 213 00:11:55,840 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 1: your phone? Yeah? So my dad, But my dad. My 214 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:07,520 Speaker 1: dad was really intelligent and spoke like his English was 215 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,600 Speaker 1: his vocabulary was amazing and not to be messed with. 216 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,600 Speaker 1: But then he would try and tell me to like 217 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 1: I need to expand my repertoire. He would tell me 218 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 1: all the time and talk about different things and can't 219 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,559 Speaker 1: just do this? And then I was like, oh boy. 220 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: And then he would tell me here's reader's digest. Go reader. 221 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,400 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not going to learn from reader's digest. 222 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,400 Speaker 1: I don't want to. But I did take it to 223 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,760 Speaker 1: a certain degree and I started paying attention more when 224 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 1: I was out just trying to figure out, you know, 225 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,240 Speaker 1: And that's where we're at now. It's only been thirty 226 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 1: two years. We're good. I think you're onto something. That's 227 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,080 Speaker 1: what I think. All right, there's there's a lot of eats. 228 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:52,600 Speaker 1: Let's get to the next one. Hi resful. I was wondering, 229 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:59,920 Speaker 1: you know, since COVID pretty much all live performances stop 230 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:04,960 Speaker 1: for a really long time, including stand up. If stand 231 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:09,920 Speaker 1: up I'd never come back, what would you have shift 232 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:15,240 Speaker 1: to besides podcasting? Of course? Would you have gone to 233 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:19,920 Speaker 1: get uh educated in a different way, a completely different career. 234 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 1: I'm curious educated. See that's the problem is people think 235 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,800 Speaker 1: you need to somebody else to teach you something. Would 236 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,920 Speaker 1: you go and get educated? I never got fucking educated 237 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,720 Speaker 1: the first time? Do you know what I mean? It 238 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,320 Speaker 1: was I learned. I learned through life. And if you're 239 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,160 Speaker 1: a hustler and you know how to live through life, 240 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,400 Speaker 1: that's I mean. I would have figured it out eventually, 241 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,319 Speaker 1: you know, I had to adapt because of COVID. Anyway, 242 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: you know, you make these these little uh concessions in 243 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,239 Speaker 1: your life. And I would have probably gotten more into deejaying, 244 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 1: and probably I was ready to enter the World Jiu 245 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,560 Speaker 1: Jitsu Championships. I would have I would have trained my 246 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:58,120 Speaker 1: ass off because I would have nothing else to do. 247 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,200 Speaker 1: I would have. I would have entered the World Jiu 248 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,840 Speaker 1: Jitsu Championships, and I would have continued down that path. 249 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,679 Speaker 1: I think too. I'm sure there's no money in it, 250 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 1: but there's a lot of personal gratification that I would 251 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,319 Speaker 1: have seen from that. But you know, fifty one years old, 252 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,560 Speaker 1: what am I going to do? I would have figured 253 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:18,320 Speaker 1: it out, flipped something into something. Yeah, I always did 254 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,680 Speaker 1: since I was a little kid, So it's not like 255 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 1: this would be new to me. Did you ever think 256 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,720 Speaker 1: that it wasn't going to come back that. I never 257 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,280 Speaker 1: thought it was going to come back. I just thought 258 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,840 Speaker 1: it wasn't gonna come back fully, and I thought it 259 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,360 Speaker 1: was gonna be a little weird, and it was a 260 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 1: little weird at first. But you know, as we you know, 261 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,080 Speaker 1: as we meander our way through this new world we're 262 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,800 Speaker 1: living in, we're starting to figure it out and it's 263 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,240 Speaker 1: coming back just fine. And you have a tour coming 264 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,840 Speaker 1: up now, Oh, yes, I do have a tour. Thanks 265 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 1: for bringing that up. Courting at your Age World tour. 266 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,680 Speaker 1: So here's what happened before the pandemic. I had come 267 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,520 Speaker 1: up with the title for my tour and it was 268 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,560 Speaker 1: going to be called Brown's Plaitation, and we had artwork 269 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:03,640 Speaker 1: made up. It was like artwork like black sploitation films, 270 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,400 Speaker 1: but with like a lot of Indian themes in it 271 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:09,680 Speaker 1: and stuff, and uh it was really dope looking. But 272 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:13,000 Speaker 1: the act had nothing to do with Brown e seplotation. Um. 273 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:17,440 Speaker 1: Culturally canceled has nothing to do with being culturally canceled. Um. 274 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:22,160 Speaker 1: You know, Um Deported had nothing to do with being deported. 275 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,520 Speaker 1: You know, none of my tour titles have ever really 276 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,880 Speaker 1: had anything to do with the act. But this time 277 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 1: I came up with the act. And usually I came 278 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,920 Speaker 1: up with the name of the tour and the title 279 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,320 Speaker 1: of everything right away. This time I came up with 280 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,960 Speaker 1: the act. First, I was struggling to come up with 281 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:42,560 Speaker 1: a title name and um. I was in Abu Dhabi 282 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,680 Speaker 1: in September and I was sitting on my balcony with 283 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,200 Speaker 1: my buddy Clay Roberts, who did the podcast, and we 284 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 1: were brainstorming. I was like, well, I need a better 285 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 1: name of this too, because it doesn't make sense it's 286 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,120 Speaker 1: brown seplotation. And then I came up with Act Your 287 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:58,440 Speaker 1: Age because my act is about, you know, uh, dealing 288 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,360 Speaker 1: with being a fifty year old man and still not 289 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 1: mentally being a fifty one year old man, but at 290 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,960 Speaker 1: times having to mentally be a fifty one year old 291 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,360 Speaker 1: man and dealing with millennials and gen z s and 292 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 1: all these sensitive cultures we're living in front of now 293 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,200 Speaker 1: and how we got here and why we got here. 294 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,840 Speaker 1: And so that's why I came up with him, act 295 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,960 Speaker 1: your age, because how do you act your age? If 296 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:23,240 Speaker 1: I act my age, I could possibly get canceled. So 297 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,520 Speaker 1: that's why the title makes sense on this tour. So 298 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,760 Speaker 1: finally a tour title with an act that matches it. 299 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,560 Speaker 1: And I don't want to toot my own horn, but 300 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,800 Speaker 1: I think it's a pretty damn good act. Eddie, what 301 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:36,920 Speaker 1: do you think about this act? Eddie's excited for it, 302 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,840 Speaker 1: Eddie likes and Eddie's seen a bunch of him now, 303 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:44,960 Speaker 1: he's seen about five tours she'd ever seen see. Paulie's 304 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,600 Speaker 1: sister came into me in Pittsburgh and said it was 305 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,640 Speaker 1: the funniest she's seen every tour as well. Yeah, so 306 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,440 Speaker 1: that it's getting great feedback from people who have seen 307 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,520 Speaker 1: me a lot of times. And it's funny to see 308 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,880 Speaker 1: fun faces on the internet, you know, when I post clips, 309 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,560 Speaker 1: know like and I'm like, clearly, I said this is 310 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,120 Speaker 1: a throw a. Yeah, clearly I said this is CrowdWork, right, 311 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,720 Speaker 1: And they're like, we won't do something else but talk 312 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,800 Speaker 1: to the crowd. I'm not going to give away my act, 313 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,679 Speaker 1: you prick, you know what I mean? Like, here's some 314 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,959 Speaker 1: free ship on your free platform. Go freely funk yourself 315 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,600 Speaker 1: and people talk ship. Now. I just instantly removed them 316 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,560 Speaker 1: as a follower. I'm like, I don't need your bullshit totally. 317 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,520 Speaker 1: And also that I feel like that also goes for 318 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:25,040 Speaker 1: our podcast listeners. Just a reminder that this show is 319 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:33,200 Speaker 1: also free, so stop whining. Thank you free. I don't 320 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,359 Speaker 1: like it, well, then don't fucking enjoy. You don't watch it? 321 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,680 Speaker 1: Why are you here? Can you flick on the middle 322 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,880 Speaker 1: heat for Alee? I'm good you were looking at it earlier. 323 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,439 Speaker 1: I was there was a mosquito flying over your head, 324 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,640 Speaker 1: and I was like, don't give bit on your neck. 325 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:55,720 Speaker 1: That's why I thought land on his leg your life. 326 00:17:55,920 --> 00:18:01,560 Speaker 1: You did on that. You got stung this morning? Listen 327 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:17,840 Speaker 1: bigger than a mosquito with Eddie's motorcycle helmet. Moy no, no, 328 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:22,199 Speaker 1: I'm a proper My ship looks pretty at all times, 329 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:29,120 Speaker 1: perfect small but pretty small. Looks like King louis like 330 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 1: the king of a chessboard. K you see the Jungle Book. 331 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:39,320 Speaker 1: Oh yes, o King Lily and everything. And then oh, 332 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,840 Speaker 1: it's pretty funny. That's like the most graphic thing we've 333 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,320 Speaker 1: ever been sone, right, so you just see when he's 334 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:55,320 Speaker 1: dancing and they're doing King Lily. It's pretty funny the 335 00:18:55,320 --> 00:19:01,800 Speaker 1: same I will. Yeah, well, there's a lot of penises 336 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,960 Speaker 1: and animated movies. I feel like the um in The 337 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,960 Speaker 1: Little Mermaid and the castle on the cover and then 338 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,679 Speaker 1: also like the old school cover and then they changed 339 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,960 Speaker 1: it because they realized and then there's the priest that's 340 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:20,000 Speaker 1: marrying them, and if you pay attention, it's like yeah, yeah, 341 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:25,159 Speaker 1: And I've never watched any of those Disney movies really watched. Ever, 342 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,119 Speaker 1: how is that possible? I was a grown man when 343 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 1: they were coming out. I didn't To me, I get that. 344 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:33,919 Speaker 1: And he didn't have kids at the time. Yeah, I 345 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,480 Speaker 1: got that. Also, you know, to me, there's a difference 346 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,600 Speaker 1: between animation and cartoons, and I like cartoons. I don't 347 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 1: like animation. It's like trying to be too real. Yeah, 348 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,639 Speaker 1: I want to see a fucking a chicken running into 349 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:51,640 Speaker 1: a wall, Like I want to see dumb, dumb, mindless thing. 350 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,320 Speaker 1: You want to see slapstick in your cartoons? Yeah, just 351 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,840 Speaker 1: just have fun and not mean anything. I get that. 352 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,199 Speaker 1: I mean I think for me, like, as you know, 353 00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:01,399 Speaker 1: I'm a music cold fans, so I feel like those 354 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:06,199 Speaker 1: movies are very musical and the music annoys me, and 355 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,240 Speaker 1: I like all that. He's like to be watching this ship. 356 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,080 Speaker 1: It's like, well, first of all, the baby's here, so 357 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,200 Speaker 1: we're watching it, right, you put it on and leave 358 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,320 Speaker 1: it on. I'm like, what is this on my fucking TV? 359 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:19,960 Speaker 1: I like background. I like background, like music, Yeah do you? Yeah? 360 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Speaker 1: I like to have the news on. My dad the 361 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,720 Speaker 1: news on, and I just need to know what's happening. Yeah, 362 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,200 Speaker 1: it's depressing, but it's it's what's happening. I know. That's 363 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,000 Speaker 1: what my mom does, the exact same thing, and it's um. 364 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,879 Speaker 1: But that's why it's like every time she calls, she 365 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,840 Speaker 1: wants to talk about politics, and I'm like, I need 366 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,080 Speaker 1: you to get another thought in your head, just like 367 00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:41,359 Speaker 1: another one that is maybe not just this annoying because 368 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,000 Speaker 1: it's all bad. Yeah. Um, And I'm not saying you 369 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,639 Speaker 1: don't watch the news, but yeah, maybe just not like 370 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,520 Speaker 1: the twenty four hour news right where it's in the 371 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,160 Speaker 1: back here. 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Um, you did two Comedy Now specials, 450 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,360 Speaker 1: one in ninety seven and one and two thousand and three. Um, 451 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,800 Speaker 1: I read your autobiography and I'm just I'm a little 452 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,480 Speaker 1: bit unclear about a couple of things. I'm just wondering 453 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,560 Speaker 1: me you could tell me what happened between that period, 454 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,480 Speaker 1: because I know that you mentioned about sleeping on Keith 455 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,359 Speaker 1: Robinson's couch, and then I think you also went to 456 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,199 Speaker 1: South Africa. But if I'm I I'm not sure if 457 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,760 Speaker 1: I'm wrong about this, but did you also go to 458 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,640 Speaker 1: England and Holster Show. I'm just wondering if you could 459 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,560 Speaker 1: talk about those six years because it seems like those 460 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,320 Speaker 1: six years will be important to your career. Anyways, to 461 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,479 Speaker 1: love the podcast, UM, hope to hear more of it. 462 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,680 Speaker 1: Thanks again. Well, first of all, thanks Dave. A little 463 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:57,000 Speaker 1: first person said they loved the podcast, so salute to Dave. Um. 464 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,600 Speaker 1: So when I si I slept on Keith Winson's couch, 465 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,920 Speaker 1: Keith Robinson Patrice O'Neil's couch as a matter of fact, 466 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:08,000 Speaker 1: and those guys really gave me a lot of solid 467 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,040 Speaker 1: advice and I played them my special then the first 468 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,600 Speaker 1: special actually it was it was called Comics. It was 469 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,280 Speaker 1: on CBC in Canada, and I was so proud of 470 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,439 Speaker 1: that one. And I took the videotape with me to 471 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,120 Speaker 1: New York and I put it on and I said 472 00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,240 Speaker 1: to Keith and Patricia want to see and they're like, yeah, 473 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,400 Speaker 1: I put it on. It was silent in the room 474 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,720 Speaker 1: when it was on, and then it was when it ended. 475 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,920 Speaker 1: I looked at them. They go, what the funk was that? 476 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,919 Speaker 1: And they go, come on. They were like, that was 477 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,880 Speaker 1: the worst piece of ship I ever seen in my life. 478 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,679 Speaker 1: And I was like, come on, your kidding. They're like, no, 479 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,760 Speaker 1: that was trash and I was like, throw that funk 480 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,040 Speaker 1: videotape in the trash. I was like, what the fuck? 481 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,240 Speaker 1: And they weren't kidding. And they told me how to 482 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,280 Speaker 1: right differently, how to think, how to write in a 483 00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,199 Speaker 1: place where nobody else can do those thoughts but you, 484 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,080 Speaker 1: because they're your thoughts. They said, what what was what 485 00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:54,879 Speaker 1: was so special about any one of those jokes and 486 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 1: that that anybody else couldn't do? And I couldn't have 487 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,080 Speaker 1: I didn't have an answer, and then made me change 488 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,680 Speaker 1: from that moment. And then I got the Special in 489 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,879 Speaker 1: ninety seven, which I feel at the time was a 490 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,159 Speaker 1: little too soon for me because of what they were 491 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,040 Speaker 1: doing was um they were banking off the success of 492 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,400 Speaker 1: the one in ninety one. Didn't there until ninety six, 493 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,320 Speaker 1: and then you know, they were like trying to get 494 00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,439 Speaker 1: another one out in ninety seven, and I agreed to 495 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,040 Speaker 1: it because they offered me ten grand I was like 496 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,520 Speaker 1: ten grand I was. I went and bought Alexis with 497 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,959 Speaker 1: it because I'm a fucking idiot. Uh you know, So 498 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,320 Speaker 1: that special wasn't that very good at all. I'll be 499 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,600 Speaker 1: the first to admit it. And then you know, the 500 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,560 Speaker 1: six years went by. Why I did nothing in Canada. 501 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,879 Speaker 1: I was in England all the time. I was traveling around. 502 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,600 Speaker 1: From England, you would get all these gigs in Europe 503 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,199 Speaker 1: and Asia and the Middle East, and I was just 504 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,919 Speaker 1: two in the world doing comedy through these gigs from 505 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,000 Speaker 1: from London. And the money was terrible, but it was 506 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,920 Speaker 1: a great time. I didn't have any kids, I didn't 507 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,639 Speaker 1: have any I didn't have any mortgages. You know, it 508 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,000 Speaker 1: was all just travel around the world, make your money, 509 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,280 Speaker 1: go make a little bit money and go go see 510 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,919 Speaker 1: all these countries you would never have gone to in 511 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,119 Speaker 1: the first place. And that's where I started, just to 512 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,840 Speaker 1: learn how to write differently and experience the world differently. 513 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,679 Speaker 1: And then you know, in that time, I was cultivating 514 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,800 Speaker 1: my act, and because I didn't know, I wasn't doing 515 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,320 Speaker 1: any TV, I just kept polishing up the act, just 516 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:19,560 Speaker 1: kept getting shinier and shinier until we did the One 517 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,480 Speaker 1: in two thousand and three and and that changed the 518 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,639 Speaker 1: game from me. And yeah, I did have a little 519 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,800 Speaker 1: talk show in England in the early two thousands. It 520 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:33,600 Speaker 1: was called Network East. Late it was BBC two I 521 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,760 Speaker 1: think it was, or the South Asian but whatever. It 522 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,800 Speaker 1: was called Asian Programming Unit. That's what it was called 523 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,520 Speaker 1: because in England the Indians are called Asians. So if 524 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,320 Speaker 1: you're in England you say I met an Asian person, 525 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,840 Speaker 1: They're not going to think Ali, They're gonna think me. 526 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,960 Speaker 1: And in America when I say I'm Asian, they would go, 527 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,160 Speaker 1: do you know you're not like that, fucking idiot? Go 528 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,680 Speaker 1: look at the maps, dude, But um, look at look 529 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,600 Speaker 1: at the biggest One of the biggest parts of Asia 530 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,000 Speaker 1: is US. Yeah. Fuck um. And we're also the second 531 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,360 Speaker 1: largest population of the world of South Asians. Uh. Yeah. 532 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,400 Speaker 1: So I was the host of this late night Indian 533 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,600 Speaker 1: Indo centric talk show in London and uh it wasn't 534 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,360 Speaker 1: very good and all the guests had to be Indian 535 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,920 Speaker 1: for some reason. I was like, listen, We're already Indian, 536 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,880 Speaker 1: We're already doing something. Why do we only have to 537 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,760 Speaker 1: talk to more Indian people? It just didn't make sense 538 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,000 Speaker 1: to me. I was like, no Indian person does this 539 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,960 Speaker 1: much Indian ship in their life, Like why can't we Yeah, 540 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,680 Speaker 1: we we can have we can we can put a 541 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,760 Speaker 1: spotlight on the Indian people that are doing something different. 542 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,800 Speaker 1: But we literally had a girl on the show who 543 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,640 Speaker 1: was in one of the those New Star Wars movies 544 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,480 Speaker 1: in the two thousands. But she was like in a 545 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:39,840 Speaker 1: scene it was like an extra basically like here can 546 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,600 Speaker 1: you pass you with that? Here you go, sir. It 547 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,320 Speaker 1: was like that, And I'm like, and I'm having to 548 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,200 Speaker 1: ask her about this movie and what was it like 549 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,360 Speaker 1: working on the movie, And I'm like it was so lame, um, 550 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,959 Speaker 1: but whatever, you know, it puts me in that world 551 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,480 Speaker 1: and lets me experience different things and then you appreciate 552 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,680 Speaker 1: how much harder it is to do that type of 553 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,880 Speaker 1: show when you when you've done it. So when people 554 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,080 Speaker 1: say where else it would you like to host a 555 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,360 Speaker 1: late night show? I wouldn't mind. But you know, and 556 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,200 Speaker 1: how much work is involved. That money better be right 557 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,600 Speaker 1: because it's like it's constant. You have to you know, 558 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,080 Speaker 1: have something every day every Yeah, I mean there's the 559 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,000 Speaker 1: writers and everything. You know, it's gotta be you gotta 560 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:25,400 Speaker 1: turn it out. The writing has to be right. A Russell, 561 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,600 Speaker 1: how's it going? It's rab calling out shadowing out from 562 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,520 Speaker 1: Mississauga really loves the show. So this is a kind 563 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,240 Speaker 1: of an odd question. Um, it's actually a question more 564 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,160 Speaker 1: for Lenox Lewis, but I know you and Lenic Clois 565 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 1: or friends. So cousin of mine used to train with 566 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:44,880 Speaker 1: a one of the decathlon guys Canadian team back in 567 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:49,840 Speaker 1: the day. He said. Apparently Lennox Lewis and Ben Johnson 568 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,280 Speaker 1: got into it at the Olympic Village back in what 569 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:59,400 Speaker 1: is nine when Ben was at his peak, you know, 570 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,960 Speaker 1: peak testosterone or whatever you want to call it. So 571 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,120 Speaker 1: apparently Lennox went to punch Ben and Ben, being you know, 572 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,360 Speaker 1: as strong as he was back then, just put him 573 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,880 Speaker 1: in a bear hug. And kind of just you know, 574 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,800 Speaker 1: fight fizzled out, people broke up the fight. So I 575 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,480 Speaker 1: just wanted to know if this is an urban legend 576 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 1: or if this was real. Uh, kind of curious to 577 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,240 Speaker 1: find out, So I'd love to hear the ante on 578 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,480 Speaker 1: the show. Well, Rap, I think there is definitely some 579 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,280 Speaker 1: truth to that. I don't know about Ben putting Lennox 580 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,760 Speaker 1: in a barrague. I don't No, I don't know that 581 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,760 Speaker 1: part is true, but I know they they almost got 582 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,680 Speaker 1: into and I know Lenox almost knocked out Ben Johnson 583 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,080 Speaker 1: that at the eighty eight Olympics. They had a little beef, 584 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,400 Speaker 1: but Ben was all roided up at the time, so 585 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:41,840 Speaker 1: Ben was real real you know, Antsie from the Royds. Um. 586 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,680 Speaker 1: I don't know the exact details. Lennox has told me 587 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,760 Speaker 1: the story before, but I don't recall it. I know 588 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,840 Speaker 1: a lot of stories from Lennox, So but you know, 589 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,560 Speaker 1: once I get Lennox on the podcast one day, fucker 590 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,760 Speaker 1: Lenox literally came over one day when we're doing a 591 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,440 Speaker 1: pod because you want to do it? Yeah, yeah, And 592 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,520 Speaker 1: then he left and waited till we were done and 593 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,560 Speaker 1: came back, didn't he Also there was like another day 594 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,719 Speaker 1: it was like two days. He did that twice to us, 595 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,120 Speaker 1: and Rip Hamilton's did that one time. Remember Rip Hamilton's 596 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,040 Speaker 1: was here waiting, But that wasn't his fault. That was 597 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,160 Speaker 1: our fault. We started late because everybody else came late 598 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,760 Speaker 1: and he had to go right. He was here on time. 599 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,400 Speaker 1: And then Rip was going to do it a couple 600 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,600 Speaker 1: of weeks ago, and then he bailed on me, and 601 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,160 Speaker 1: Royce Clayton bailed on me. And you know that's the 602 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:25,520 Speaker 1: thing with having friends that a retired athletes. You're like, listen, stupid, um, 603 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,400 Speaker 1: you were at the top of your game at some point. 604 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,280 Speaker 1: We don't just relive those moments with me. I think 605 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,080 Speaker 1: all those people should be on the same episode. Definitely. 606 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,680 Speaker 1: It was supposed to be Royce and Ripped that day, Yeah, 607 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,120 Speaker 1: because then you can roast them all for being you know, 608 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,800 Speaker 1: it was gonna be Royce, Rip Russell and Ralph. Ralph 609 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 1: Porter was gonna sit in because Ralph Port is a 610 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,040 Speaker 1: big sports fan and he opens for me, so I 611 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,600 Speaker 1: wanted him to be here to talk to sports stuff 612 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,560 Speaker 1: and I would talk like just a regular human ship 613 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,560 Speaker 1: to these guys. But we're gonna get to that episode 614 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,440 Speaker 1: one day soon. It'll happen, and then we'll and then 615 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,200 Speaker 1: we'll have a better answer. But you remember the year. 616 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,600 Speaker 1: You remember the year that that happened. It was was 617 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,480 Speaker 1: the Olympics. That's when Lennox of Gold. That's when Ben 618 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,360 Speaker 1: Johnson won a gold And then, uh, I remember the 619 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:09,360 Speaker 1: newspapers in Canada so fucking racist when Ben Johnson won 620 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,840 Speaker 1: the gold as fastest man in the world. He beat 621 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,920 Speaker 1: Carl Uh, he beat Carl Lewis and it said Canada's 622 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,840 Speaker 1: Ben Johnson fastest man in the world in the front newspaper. 623 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,120 Speaker 1: And then when the steroids thing came out, it said 624 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:25,040 Speaker 1: Ben Johnson from Jamaica tested pausing like, wow, wow, you 625 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,680 Speaker 1: really turned quick. Huh yeah, they were. They were dicks 626 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,640 Speaker 1: about it. Oh that's that's say. That's the media, buddy. Yeah. Yeah, 627 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,320 Speaker 1: they'll they'll bring you up and tear you down the 628 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:43,600 Speaker 1: exact same way. Hey Russell, this is Drew Um. It's 629 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,720 Speaker 1: been a very sad time since the recent unexpected passing 630 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:51,040 Speaker 1: of the great Norman McDonald. Uh. And he seemed to 631 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:55,000 Speaker 1: be such a comics comic, so I have been really 632 00:33:55,120 --> 00:34:00,160 Speaker 1: enjoying hearing different comedians tell their favorite norm stories and 633 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,000 Speaker 1: moments and such, so I'm wondering if you happen to 634 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:07,520 Speaker 1: have a favorite Norm McDonald joke or moment, or if 635 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,759 Speaker 1: you ever got to meet him over the years, maybe 636 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,920 Speaker 1: you could share an anecdote or two. Take care of 637 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,719 Speaker 1: you well, Thanks Drew, which is also the past tense 638 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:22,040 Speaker 1: of draw um uh so Norm Canadian as well from Ottawa. Hilarious, 639 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,680 Speaker 1: like like it was just funny as hell. We're at 640 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:29,760 Speaker 1: the laugh Factory one night and Jamie Massada, the manager 641 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,000 Speaker 1: of the owner of laugh Factory, he was just my me. 642 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,719 Speaker 1: Norm and Jamie were staying there and Jamie's like, but 643 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,360 Speaker 1: everybody keeps giving me their car, the look this guy producer, 644 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,720 Speaker 1: this one, the right to this one on a catering truck. 645 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,839 Speaker 1: Everybody give me the leir card bro and and and 646 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,640 Speaker 1: and then Normal looks at me, and then Jamie goes 647 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,120 Speaker 1: on to something else, starts talking about something completely random, 648 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,160 Speaker 1: and then Norm goes, hey, Jamie, do that thing with 649 00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:04,000 Speaker 1: the cards again. It's just so funny, dude, that bit 650 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:09,480 Speaker 1: about the cards a game, It's just so ridiculous. I 651 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,960 Speaker 1: remember laughing so hard because I was like, that's so 652 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,319 Speaker 1: fucking funny, man. But that's the that's the genius that 653 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,759 Speaker 1: he was. And when he replaced he replaced me on 654 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,520 Speaker 1: the last comic standing, and that was the only person 655 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,040 Speaker 1: I was not upset. I was like, if I'm going 656 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,799 Speaker 1: to be replaced by Norm McDonald, I'm not. I don't 657 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,680 Speaker 1: have a problem with that. I mean, you at least 658 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,960 Speaker 1: replace me with a better comic. Did you ever Were 659 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,759 Speaker 1: you ever doing any shows or performance? Is there any 660 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,480 Speaker 1: like TV appearances with him? No? But him and I 661 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,600 Speaker 1: used to bang the same chick back in the nineties. 662 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,479 Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a lot of people that you. Yeah, 663 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,680 Speaker 1: but I remember specifically because she was like, oh, I 664 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,239 Speaker 1: used to funck Norm, and I go cool. I didn't 665 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:48,560 Speaker 1: know Norm at the time. I knew who he was. 666 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,200 Speaker 1: I didn't know him. I was like, okay, whatever, I 667 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,480 Speaker 1: don't give a shot. I'm sucking you know, so I 668 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,759 Speaker 1: don't really care who you sucked before me. And then 669 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,120 Speaker 1: when I met Norm, I was like, hey, do you 670 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,719 Speaker 1: know blah blah blah. It's like, oh, how do you know? 671 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:04,040 Speaker 1: And I go, I go, doesn't that make you? What 672 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,000 Speaker 1: is the word? Ask of my brothers? I guess as 673 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:11,279 Speaker 1: my brothers, Yeah, Norman, I are forever connected. Yeah, I 674 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:21,680 Speaker 1: got the same chlamydia and I'm just kidding. Hi. Yes, 675 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:28,360 Speaker 1: my name is Victoria. And I was wondering, since you 676 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:35,120 Speaker 1: filmed from your backyard, do your dogs enjoy participating, flash helping, 677 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:40,160 Speaker 1: being involved? Um? And or I say dogs, how many 678 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,520 Speaker 1: dogs do you have? Um? And do they enjoy it? 679 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:48,040 Speaker 1: And are they helpful? Well? The dogs are all Alley's dogs. 680 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:52,560 Speaker 1: She has seven dogs. She's a crazy dog lady. But 681 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,719 Speaker 1: we keep the dogs at Allie's house. Um. She has 682 00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:00,000 Speaker 1: three pitbulls, three ship sues and Piper Pipers are different 683 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,880 Speaker 1: and Pipers, you know, the toy pug who's been on 684 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,799 Speaker 1: the show. She's fallen asleep on my lap on the 685 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,799 Speaker 1: show and she was snoring on this show. Um, I 686 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,719 Speaker 1: don't know that the dogs enjoy the show. Um, I 687 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,840 Speaker 1: haven't asked them, but you know, no, she has seven dogs, 688 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,440 Speaker 1: so that we late Like the other day we had 689 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,719 Speaker 1: two of them here. We had Piper and Bubby, he's 690 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,759 Speaker 1: one of the shit sus. But I really want to 691 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,120 Speaker 1: bring Dino. He's the pit mastive. I love Dino. He's 692 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,200 Speaker 1: my big my big boy Dino. He's huge, he's a 693 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,480 Speaker 1: d and twenty pounds or something like that. And uh, 694 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,680 Speaker 1: I was playing with him in her backyard a couple 695 00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:40,760 Speaker 1: of weeks ago, and he's so freaking strong and so big. 696 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,800 Speaker 1: I guess he got excited the way I was petting 697 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,400 Speaker 1: him on the head and he got a little frisky 698 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,680 Speaker 1: and tried to hump my leg. But when he grabbed 699 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,080 Speaker 1: my leg, it literally felt like a jiu jitsu takedown, 700 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,680 Speaker 1: Like it felt like a guy grabbing my leg to 701 00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:58,600 Speaker 1: give me a single leg takedown. He was like, hey, 702 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,200 Speaker 1: get off me, you fucker. I had to push them 703 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,719 Speaker 1: off and he was like, hey, we want to do this. 704 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,200 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't. But the funniest thing is 705 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,279 Speaker 1: when she has to go into his cage, and now 706 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,960 Speaker 1: he's got a doghouse, which he's very happy with if 707 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,480 Speaker 1: she goes into his cage because he would tear up 708 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,319 Speaker 1: his beat all the time. She would get into the 709 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,920 Speaker 1: cage on her hands and knees to get it out, 710 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,520 Speaker 1: and he would run behind her try and hump her 711 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,960 Speaker 1: every time, and I was like, you stand there and 712 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,280 Speaker 1: laugh and I see it's not just me. It hurts. 713 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,240 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what the fuck? No, Because he grabs 714 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,320 Speaker 1: and I'm like I was like, get him and laughing. 715 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,959 Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, it hurts like he's scratching my leg 716 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:41,080 Speaker 1: and scratches leg. I feel like it would be really 717 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,719 Speaker 1: amazing if there was an attack dog who didn't just 718 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,960 Speaker 1: you know, like bite and growl. But well, no could 719 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,000 Speaker 1: do like a jiu jitsu take down, like what you're saying, 720 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,960 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, maybe with a little humping there. 721 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,440 Speaker 1: I think it would has to be just to just 722 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:57,239 Speaker 1: to emasculate your yes, because then he pins you down 723 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,480 Speaker 1: and humps you like when he gets you down. I mean, 724 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:04,960 Speaker 1: that's really big and released. When I first met Dino, 725 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,160 Speaker 1: he was I walked in her back ard and he 726 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,440 Speaker 1: was lying down and I was like, you got a pig, 727 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,000 Speaker 1: And she was like, it's not a pig, that's my dog, 728 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,680 Speaker 1: one of the other pits. They have to be separated 729 00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,680 Speaker 1: at all times. They can't be together because she always 730 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,240 Speaker 1: a tax Dino. She's a little Diesel last pit too. 731 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:27,200 Speaker 1: What kind of pity is she? Pocket? Pocket pity, pocket pity. 732 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:32,360 Speaker 1: Apparently she looks like she's part Frenchy, like she's a Frenchy. Yeah, 733 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,319 Speaker 1: she's a sweetheart too, but she's so sweet, but she 734 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:39,200 Speaker 1: doesn't she doesn't like Dino, and Dino's twice her size. 735 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,600 Speaker 1: So she got out one day and ran straight for 736 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,240 Speaker 1: him and attacked him, bit him on the ear, and he, 737 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,160 Speaker 1: defending himself, almost tore her leg off. Oh my god, 738 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,360 Speaker 1: he wasn't. He wasn't. He's not like I'm gonna get you, 739 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:54,680 Speaker 1: just like funk out of here. So the vet came 740 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,880 Speaker 1: to fixed Nilly up and then and Dina had like 741 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,080 Speaker 1: a scratch on his ear. So the vet puts a 742 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,120 Speaker 1: whole bandage around his head. Right, he was standing up 743 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,560 Speaker 1: with his head on the brick, like like you have 744 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,960 Speaker 1: a nick on your ear. Comb down. You tore off 745 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,360 Speaker 1: Nilly's arm and she was walking, and you know, she 746 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,279 Speaker 1: was fine with she she was mad, but she just 747 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,160 Speaker 1: he was. She wasn't whining or anything. She just went 748 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,600 Speaker 1: in her bed. He was other whining. And I'm liked 749 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,399 Speaker 1: because he's a male. Males are such babies when they're 750 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:34,040 Speaker 1: certainly there's no doubt about that. Hey, thanks for listening. 751 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,719 Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed this conversation. 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