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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh These are some of our favorite segments

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Speaker 1: from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment

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Speaker 1: laugh stravaganza. Uh yeah. So, without further ado, here is

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Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist. We're thrilled to be joined in our

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Speaker 1: third seat by the very face of Mount Zepmar. She

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Speaker 1: is the brilliant, the hilarious, the talented Jamie Love a

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Speaker 1: k A straight out of Brocton. I'm an ice resurfacing

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Speaker 1: Zammy can't make an emoji, so people call me Yammy.

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Speaker 1: Never called soft. That's not my dentist. Cough. My mouth

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Speaker 1: was open and she sneezed with her mask off. Mask off,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Brew shout out Brockton mass every day all the time.

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Speaker 1: I was just I'm not joking. I just watched I

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Speaker 1: watched a little poopy again over the weekend. Brockton legend.

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Speaker 1: It was an old video I was telling I was

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell us something. I thought of something that

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Speaker 1: you ever do this where you were going to offer

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Speaker 1: something in a conversation and then you don't say it

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Speaker 1: and then you think of it later, like wait, I

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Speaker 1: want to explore that curiosity on my own that I

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Speaker 1: didn't have the courage to say out loud. And then

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Speaker 1: I just watched the first Little Poopy video. I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he has something going. Little Poopy was such a Yeah

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Speaker 1: that was That was a big local moment. Everyone was

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Speaker 1: so excited. There's like every one exciting thing happens in

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Speaker 1: Brockton every six to seven years. What's the what was

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Speaker 1: what's been since Little Poopy? And he was on the

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Speaker 1: Rap Life with Jermaine dupri The most. The most recent

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Speaker 1: thing that's happened in Brockton that everyone I know from

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Speaker 1: high school was really on top of was that they

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Speaker 1: filmed a couple of scenes from the new Adam McKay

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Speaker 1: movie about climate change in Brockton and Jenna for Lawrence

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Speaker 1: and Timothy Shallomy we're making out in Brackton. That was

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Speaker 1: pretty exciting for us. It's kind of because Brockton is

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Speaker 1: used in movies every once in a while, but it's

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Speaker 1: only used to be like, Hey, isn't this a fucked

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Speaker 1: up looking place, like it's like the Apocalypse. Yeah, Brockton

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Speaker 1: appears in the movie Detroit as Detroit It's a brock Olypse. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's a brock olypse now, but Brockton's misunderstood. It's the

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Speaker 1: greatest place in the world. And you know that because

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Speaker 1: the Timothy Shalomy was kissing there. Do you kiss just anywhere?

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Speaker 1: I don't think now I missed Little Poopy, but he's

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Speaker 1: is he still out here? What's I mean? I don't

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Speaker 1: know about little Poopy in a while and he's like

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Speaker 1: adult Poopy. Yeah, now he's like big Poopy. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: compacted ship in the Coleman like. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: he is now, but he's he's Yeah, Mr Mr Feces

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Speaker 1: Year JB. We like task our guests. What is something

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Speaker 1: from your search history that is revealing about who you are,

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Speaker 1: what you're up to, that sort of thing you know

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Speaker 1: I've been doing. I got these two two big gass dogs, man,

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Speaker 1: So you know washing the big gass dogs is a tour,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm telling you, man,

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Speaker 1: how big are we talking? I got two Gordon centers, man,

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Speaker 1: they both two year old siblings. See here's the thing

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Speaker 1: that they have not developed. It is maybe it's out there.

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Speaker 1: I've I've been googling and see if they have a

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Speaker 1: power washer for a dog, you know, I mean something

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Speaker 1: something that can get bound, not hurt them, but get

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Speaker 1: into the fur and clean it real good from their

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Speaker 1: from their skin outward, and pull all the grime and dirt.

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Speaker 1: Because these dogs run around and fight on goddamn day,

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Speaker 1: got slobber all with it, got their neck like they

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Speaker 1: didn't mean to think of these dolls. These dogs wrestle.

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Speaker 1: They're fucking diving the pool. Sometimes. I got time to

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Speaker 1: get the funk out the pool, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: So and they go behind my trees. I gotta I

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Speaker 1: gotta roll trees, privacy trees. They will be behind the

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Speaker 1: squeeze behind there. They hunt for lizards all day. They

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Speaker 1: love them. They know they love sucking lizards. Man, they

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Speaker 1: love them like I love candy fish. They're like sucking lizards.

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Speaker 1: They love them. And they just lizards all day. And

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Speaker 1: then they moves every morning, these sucking ducks, these fucking

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Speaker 1: crazy ducks laying in my pool every morning, and every

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Speaker 1: get up, and the and the sucking ducks, two or

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Speaker 1: they many how many times they get the funk out

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Speaker 1: my pool? They come back every morning like ducks don't

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Speaker 1: understand uh Franity or English at all. You know, you

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Speaker 1: you think about now they would know get the funk

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Speaker 1: out my pool because I said enough times. And I'm

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Speaker 1: sure I'm not the only one in the neighborhood. But

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Speaker 1: what he's sucking. Dudes are using the landing plaid pad

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Speaker 1: into my damn pool every morning, and my dogs love

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Speaker 1: to chase him. So every morning I opened the door,

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Speaker 1: let the dogs chase him away. It's a game. Now,

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Speaker 1: almost play games with each other. You know that the

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Speaker 1: ducks are sucking with the dog. The squirrels are working

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Speaker 1: with the dogs. The squirrels sit on top of the

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Speaker 1: fence knowing the dogs can't reach them, and the tail

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Speaker 1: and the tail is just moving like like like you

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Speaker 1: can't get this baby. You know what I'm saying. You

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Speaker 1: gotta ladder, a doggy ladder. But I was searching to

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Speaker 1: see if there's anyway I can get down without having

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Speaker 1: to scrub. I's found an hour a piece on these

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Speaker 1: dogs watching them, you know, So I was looking for

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Speaker 1: this mobile several mobile dogie groomers. They got a van.

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Speaker 1: It's equipped with all the ship they need. You know,

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Speaker 1: you got the water built in already, and they wash

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Speaker 1: your dog for you, right, wash your dog. Then they

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Speaker 1: do somethingwhere but no charge, no extra charge. They do

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Speaker 1: the antal glands or something like that. I said what

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Speaker 1: the first I said, what the fun is that? Right?

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Speaker 1: You feel me? What the fun is that? And why

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Speaker 1: is it free for you? Yea? What? Hey? The way

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Speaker 1: I see it, if they offer it must be something

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to be doing when I watched my dog.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. And you know I'm not

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Speaker 1: qualified to do the anal antal probe and ship and

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Speaker 1: I'm not qualified that it's supposed to be just legendary stink.

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Speaker 1: That's my second search. So I was like, am I

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Speaker 1: supposed to a certain google? Am I supposed to check

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Speaker 1: my dogs? Ain't no glands? To make sure? You know?

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Speaker 1: Is this something I'm supposed to do? I'm washing them?

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Speaker 1: You know what the what is my responsibility to the

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Speaker 1: to the annual glands as an owner? Right? As an owner?

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Speaker 1: So but they provide that service for you and threw

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Speaker 1: that in there, So I'm guessing that's what they do

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Speaker 1: when they come to mobile groom comes from something. It's

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Speaker 1: funny that you brought up the pressure washer, because I

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Speaker 1: was just reading a story about there was a like

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Speaker 1: a car like a self car wash place where the

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Speaker 1: owners are getting mad because someone keeps bringing their horses there.

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Speaker 1: Oh they're just hitting their horses with their car washer

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Speaker 1: and then just getting out real quick. If you put you,

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Speaker 1: if you if you're further enough back and it's not

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Speaker 1: you know, the closer you get there, that's gonna hurt

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Speaker 1: them back. Now it's gonna spread out, it's gonna spread

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Speaker 1: and get nice. No, that was the idea. I think

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Speaker 1: the same owner was like, yeah, this distance, I can

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Speaker 1: get all my horses done in about fifteen Wait one

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Speaker 1: of those like sponge cave things. They were just riding

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Speaker 1: their horse through that. Yeah, like no, no, no, you

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Speaker 1: know how like some of them like you see in

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Speaker 1: l a like it'll be like a concrete stall. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: just scr yeah, not like not a a horse is

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Speaker 1: a fucking vehicle. So you can't sit there and say

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Speaker 1: a horse not a vehicle classified that's somebody. That is

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Speaker 1: someone's car. That horse is someone's transportation. In the fucking car.

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Speaker 1: So you can't exclude a horse from from the equation

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Speaker 1: that measure all vehicles in horsepower, Like they're the original,

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Speaker 1: their original vehicle. Don't hate lawsuit? Yeah, what is something

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Speaker 1: you think is overrated? Kate? Okay? The number for Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is kind of a hot take, but it ties

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Speaker 1: into what I think is underrated, which is the number

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Speaker 1: sixty nine. Yeah, I think we talked about at listen.

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Speaker 1: I love weed. I smoke it pretty much every day

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Speaker 1: in some form. But you know, I think in terms

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Speaker 1: of like funny numbers and like good numbers, I think

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Speaker 1: sixty nine is way better, way better. No one can

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Speaker 1: is it like the police code for weed like or

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Speaker 1: is it something old friends from the Northwest, that group

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Speaker 1: of friends like who cares? Like no one knows that.

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Speaker 1: It's not a clear backstory. It's like confusing. It's I'm like,

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Speaker 1: sixty nine is so you get exactly what you're looking at.

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Speaker 1: Sixty nine is funny, Like it's one of those things

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Speaker 1: where like I'll be on Reddit and an up vote,

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Speaker 1: I'll be I'll see something at sixty eight and I'll

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Speaker 1: be like, ah, maybe I'm gonna get that to sixty

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Speaker 1: nine and then you just kind of see you like,

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Speaker 1: and then you keep moving like there's a little more

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Speaker 1: mischief involved with sixty nine four twenty. This is coming

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Speaker 1: from somebody who again you heard my A K A.

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Speaker 1: I love the weed. I have a podcast called four

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Speaker 1: But whenever you oh, I'm actually getting it laser off,

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Speaker 1: that's a It's a whole it's a whole story. It's

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Speaker 1: I think I was saying Joe Kim Booster I think

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Speaker 1: the day for twenty feels like very specifically millennial and

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Speaker 1: in a world where there's recreational legal weed, it's not

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Speaker 1: as counter culture. And I even find myself like having

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Speaker 1: to I did so much work on for it. I've

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Speaker 1: never worked harder on four twenty in my life. This

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Speaker 1: last year, Oh yeah, I'm like I was on like

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Speaker 1: weed and like you gotta come here smoke this and

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Speaker 1: talk about this. But like you were doing a marathon

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Speaker 1: it's not like, yo, we could get we get kicked

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Speaker 1: out a fucking everywhere for this ship now, just like

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Speaker 1: can you smoke weed over there? It's it's it's I

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Speaker 1: think there was a time when four twenty had a

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Speaker 1: lot of magic to it, especially like when we were younger,

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Speaker 1: you know. I was like when I found out about

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, Like, that's a funny number.

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Speaker 1: Let's say it all the time, let's put it in

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Speaker 1: our aim screen names, you know. Like But now now

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Speaker 1: as I'm mature and weed is legal, Yeah, it's it's

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Speaker 1: lost some of the magic. And I'm way more into

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Speaker 1: sixty nine these days. And yeah, funnier six six six?

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Speaker 1: Where would you put that on the Oh wow, six

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Speaker 1: six six might be number two behind sixty nine? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think so six is great. Sixty six point six,

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Speaker 1: like any variation of six. Yea, Now that I think

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Speaker 1: about what your take is it's really about the offense

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Speaker 1: that it causes. Because we live in a very puritanical society.

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Speaker 1: The idea of sixty nine can you can can cause

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Speaker 1: an older person to be six six six? We got

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Speaker 1: the whole satanic panic. But again, Weed, it's just not

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Speaker 1: it's lost. Weeds lost that sort of ability to to

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Speaker 1: access people's pearl clutching reflex. Yeah, the edge isn't there,

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Speaker 1: is fun. Anyways. Uh, let's take a quick break and

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Speaker 1: we'll be right back. And we're back, and let's talk

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Speaker 1: about just vaccines in general. Uh, and how the Republicans

427
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Speaker 1: are handling the whole situation on like, you know what,

428
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Speaker 1: the fact that there is clear science saying this is

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Speaker 1: good for the country. Yeah, what, so where are we at?

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Speaker 1: Imagine telling your child sexiest missionary style their whole lives,

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Speaker 1: and then you introduce something called sixty and you're like,

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Speaker 1: what do you I talked? I thought it was it

433
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Speaker 1: was just straight boring missionary. What is this sixty nine?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like that. This is kind

435
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Speaker 1: of where Republicans are at with screaming at their base

436
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Speaker 1: about how no one knows what's going on with COVID,

437
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: not even science, not even the doctors, not even the experts,

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Speaker 1: So why are they making us do this stuff they

439
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 1: don't even know? If you remember, that has been like

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Speaker 1: the rhetorical thrust of their entire fucking everything they've been

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Speaker 1: saying this last year. Nobody knows, who gives it, nobody

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Speaker 1: knows anything. So there's a real problem now because on

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00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 1: top of that, they also had, you know, Trump who

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Speaker 1: almost died from the fucking virus and then refuse to

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Speaker 1: let people see that he got vaccinated, even though he

446
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Speaker 1: told people he did. He's like, I don't want them

447
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 1: to see my up cover and you put a nup

448
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 1: jewelish sheet over the my arm when the injection is

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00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 1: giving sort of feels like what his vibes may have been.

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Speaker 1: But to see that just to him and like a

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Speaker 1: sleeveless going in for the man. We don't need to

452
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: see him but just now. But if you're looking at

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Speaker 1: the numbers, like clearly where the numbers are falling off

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Speaker 1: in terms of inoculations, and like the people who want

455
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Speaker 1: them seem to have been in the process of getting them,

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Speaker 1: which leaves a huge chunk of people who are like

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Speaker 1: not fucking with it at all. And when you look

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Speaker 1: at who is not getting the vaccine, if you're a

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Speaker 1: vaccine skeptic, uh, you might be a Republican because and

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00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: mail essentially more than anything. And when you look at

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Speaker 1: how herd immunity is absolutely what we need for any

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Speaker 1: semblance of you know, the olden days to come back.

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Speaker 1: You know, like that none of that's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: We have millions of these assholes who are treating the

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Speaker 1: vaccine like the last chance saloon for their toxic egos

466
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Speaker 1: to put up a fight to be like, no, I'm

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00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: not giving into this. This is the last thing I'll do.

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Speaker 1: So now there's a thing called the Republican Doctors Caucus,

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Speaker 1: where they're members of Congress who are also doctors, physicians, eugenicists,

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Speaker 1: and they are here to give us stern talking to

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Speaker 1: to the Republican voters that are passing like I'm good,

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting that five G shot. And I want

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Speaker 1: to play this commercial for you because it's so fucking

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Speaker 1: creepy that I'm already becoming a vaccine skeptic based on

475
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: all these Republicans being like, hey, man, you should get

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Speaker 1: the shot. So here is the message from the concerned

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Speaker 1: physicians of the Republican Party. You today not only as

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Speaker 1: a United States Senator, but as a physician concerned for

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Speaker 1: the health and safety of our nation, and today I

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Speaker 1: want to talk with you about getting your COVID vaccine.

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Speaker 1: Last year, the entire world was forced to face the

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Speaker 1: COVID nineteen pandemic head on. And now wait, the American

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Speaker 1: people have the opportunity to achieve peace of mind and

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Speaker 1: live life as free as a boy choosing to receive

485
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Speaker 1: a COVID nineteen vaccine. Okay, everybody had to wear their

486
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Speaker 1: fucking doctor's coat to remind he's like, I'm not just

487
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Speaker 1: a racist on TV. I'm a doctor on this side

488
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Speaker 1: to also a Sioux chef, I mean doctor on the side.

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Speaker 1: You can tell they all have the same face. Yeah, yeah,

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00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: blindness or do they all look exactly like it's wild,

491
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Speaker 1: Like I could have drawn all these guys before this

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Speaker 1: video started, and I've never seen them before in my life.

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Speaker 1: And for people who have not seen this, you can

494
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Speaker 1: catch you can see the link in the footnotes. But

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00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: it has like it feels like a sketch where you're

496
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Speaker 1: in a dystopian world where like you're like, wait, y'all

497
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: are believing these people because like I'm already suspected them,

498
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Speaker 1: Like just even though they're saying should, I'm like, that's right,

499
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: people should, uh, you know, think about their futures and

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Speaker 1: being healthy. Uh. This thing is two minutes long, but

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00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,239
Speaker 1: I just want to go. They start going on by

502
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: talking about like how we will get our freedoms back,

503
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: and they start using this freedom pitch, so I just

504
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: want to play you, like the last thirty seconds the

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00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: freedom to do whatever Bill Gates tells me exactly where

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Speaker 1: this angry man and a lab coat tries to just

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Speaker 1: softly encourage you to get your vaccination and were of

508
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Speaker 1: doctors in the United States have already chosen to get vaccinated.

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Speaker 1: I look forward to the freedom that I, along with

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Speaker 1: my loved ones, will regain once the vast majority of

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Speaker 1: are vaccinated. If everyone does their part in the coming week,

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Speaker 1: will once again and be able to worship together as

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Speaker 1: a congregation, gather with extended family. Okay, so there you go.

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00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: They're on the freedom train. Yeah, we'll have freedom, you know,

515
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: and doctors have been vaccinated. I don't know if that

516
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: is going to necessarily convince those people. They're not very charismatic,

517
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Speaker 1: should we say? The backdrop is also a giant syringe,

518
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: which I don't think is the thing that you want

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Speaker 1: to put forward, like at the front of your message

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00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: to these people who are just clearly very scared of

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00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,719
Speaker 1: needles and don't like auchies and are trying to incorporate

522
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Speaker 1: that into their into like some brave political belief. Yeah,

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00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: what they need to put in the background is like

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Speaker 1: a Brett Michael's concert, right. Yeah, it's almost like whoever

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00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: made the video just searched COVID clip art yeacause so

526
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: like just fucking archaic looking. But I just want to

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Speaker 1: say this, remember the guy who just we saw in

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Speaker 1: the lab coat who was like doctors blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: His name is Senator Roger Marshall, and he also, for

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Speaker 1: some reason put out an op ed uh in the

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Speaker 1: Kansas City Paper today kind of going against everything he

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Speaker 1: just said in that video which he's towing this weird

533
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: fucking line where he's just like, I don't know if

534
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: you guys know what the heck is going on, because

535
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: like he had to pivot to buy in bad or

536
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: everything bad. I just want to read you some excerpts

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00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: from this, he says. He talks on talking about why

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00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: why are vaccination rates so low in Kansas? What's going on?

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00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: He says, in fact, almost half of Kansas Kansas adults

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00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: are uncertain about getting vaccinated. Why because, like with most

541
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: information surrounding the virus, politicians and bureaucrats in Washington, d C.

542
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: Have not been transparent or consistent as they share the

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00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: science surrounding the vaccine. M oh Man, you were just

544
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: trying to tell people, easy, nicey, nicey, get the vaccine,

545
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: get the vaccine. Then you put out your op and

546
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: be like, man, these people then they're doing they have

547
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: they have these people on such off footing constantly. He

548
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: then says federal bureaucrats have changed directions with no meaningful explanation,

549
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: no endgame in sight, and no consistency and blaming Anthony Fauci.

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00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: It's like we're young, Do you not forget you were?

551
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 1: You were the problem, You were everything you just described.

552
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: You were the virus with the politicians not being transparent

553
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: or consistent. Yeah, I mean it does make me feel

554
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: good that, like all the times that their central message

555
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: is just incompatible with survival, Like it's just they can't

556
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: they can't co exist like that ideology. And then just

557
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: like anything about a healthy community, like they just can't

558
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: do it, and so he has to completely contradict himself

559
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: to to get out there, like that's gotta be killing

560
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: them a little bit, right, like just slowly on the inside,

561
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't give you cancer if you're like going

562
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: out there being like and I am a doctor also,

563
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: so I know that that's where cancer comes from, going

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00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: out there saying the medical truth and like a poorly

565
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: produced video and then like screaming at the top of

566
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: your loans they're lying to like that at a certain level,

567
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: like your soul dies a little bit, you have to

568
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: imply that they had a soul to begin with, Like

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Speaker 1: I feel like most for the most part, like people

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00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: like that like don't have an inner world, Like I

571
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: don't think they like give them they're just they're just lizards.

572
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: They are they're lizards out in the sun, baking in

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00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: the hot l a weather. And then four and a

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Speaker 1: load of sixty. But it really like I think with sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why, I don't know why it of

576
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: local weather, but I had I don't know, we had

577
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,239
Speaker 1: just called genius comedy. It's a call back. And with

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00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: and these Republican doctors, I think because more than anything,

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00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: they when you're a Republican doctor, you don't take if

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00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: you don't take the hippocratical, if you take the hypocritical

581
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: motherfucker oath where you will constantly contradict yourself and not

582
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: say anything consistent. And he goes on to just saying,

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00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: bureaucrats can't keep us from worshiping, gathering with extended family,

584
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: traveling near and far with friends, enjoying life mass free.

585
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: I hope you'll join me in choosing to receive the vaccine.

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00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: Where which one is it? You're mad at them, you're

587
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: being like, yo, they fucked up. It's like they're because

588
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: they're trying to keep the energy up that Biden bad still,

589
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: but also like, let's be real, all the business owners

590
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: that donate to me. They know people need to get

591
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: vaccinated for their businesses to actually pick back up because

592
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: the science will prevent that from happening. So I don't

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00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 1: know there. I think this is the other thing too,

594
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: is they don't realize or rather, yeah, they don't realize.

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00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: We've constantly talked about how the Republicans whole sort of

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00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: platform of just untethering their supporters from reality is just

597
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: a weird game to play because if you really need

598
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: to explain something to them, they're not gonna understand, like

599
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: because the whole platform has been off and not on.

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00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: That ain't ship, That ain't real, nothing's real. And you

601
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: went from okay, well actually now we need you all

602
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: to get the vaccine please, Actually that that that was

603
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: that was just a lot of nonsense or you know what, um,

604
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 1: Actually the election wasn't stolen. It was just a lot

605
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: of funk all right too late. Huh Like I don't know,

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00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: there's I don't know how you come back. It's uh, yeah,

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00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: they're they're completely fucked in terms of like internal cohesion

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00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: and internal like integrity of any sort of message. I mean,

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00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: I think it's like there they can like have the

610
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 1: worst pr plan of all time that completely just like

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00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: eats its own ass and still like as long as

612
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: everyone just like hates the same thing enough, like they'll

613
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 1: just be fine because it's all just based on like

614
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: hating the same like list of things, like really hardcore.

615
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: Well yeah, it's just truly all they can do now

616
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: is just try and create hatred because they can't. They

617
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: can't do anything else. They really can't do anything else,

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00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: you know. It's like, fuck it, we need to put

619
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: hate towards trans people. Fuck it, we need to put

620
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: hate towards the scientific community or vaccines because they don't

621
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: have the wherewithal anymore to actually like they're not they're

622
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: not fiscal conservatives or balancing them, they're not any of

623
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,959
Speaker 1: that ship anymore. No, it's just it's just like, let's

624
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: all hate the same let's all just be like incredibly hateful,

625
00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 1: and I ride the hate wave like the player haters. Yeah,

626
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: let's talk Tucker uh, Tucker Carlson. Yeah, what's he what's

627
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 1: he reaching for? These? I mean's just again, there's so

628
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: many real things to talk about, but right now Republicans

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00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 1: have to find anything but the actual things to talk about.

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00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: So right now, because our president Joey Badass is out

631
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: here saying like we're relaxing the mask uh fucking protocols.

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00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: You don't have to wear it if you're vaxed and

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00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,720
Speaker 1: outdoors unless you're in a crowd and all this stuff,

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00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: because that's been a huge thing and being like, where

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00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: are we at with masks outdoors? What are he's saying

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00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: to do? What are you saying not to do? So

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00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson spent so much time about this idea of

638
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: masks as a few different things. First, he was likening

639
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: it to child abuse, where he is like, as for

640
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: forcing children to wear masks outside, that should be illegal.

641
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: Because he's going on this whole thing about how it's

642
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 1: like part of your mental obedience to like the party.

643
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: So it's like wearing a Kim jong unpin or something

644
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: in North Korea. That's what you do to wear your

645
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: mask to show fealty, to demonstrate fealty. And so he's

646
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: just talking about like if you see someone like a

647
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: child wearing a mask, like it should be no different

648
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: than what your response would be if you see someone

649
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: beating a child in a walmart, called the police, is

650
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: what he says. How is it hurting the child does

651
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 1: he have Uh, well, you know, well, what you're looking

652
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: at his abuse it's child is quote. What you're looking

653
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: at his abuse, it's child abuse, and you're morally obligated

654
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 1: to attempt to prevent it. If it's your own children

655
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: being abused, then act accordingly, which I will play you

656
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: this clip because he starts talking about like what to

657
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: do if again, if it, let's say it was your

658
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: kid and you were morally obligated to attempt to prevent it.

659
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 1: If it's your own children being abused, then act accordingly.

660
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 1: Let's say your kids school emailed you to announce that

661
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: every day after lunch, your sixth grader was going to

662
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 1: get punched in the face by a teacher. How would

663
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: you respond to that? That's precisely how you should respond

664
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: when they tell you that your kids have to wear

665
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: masks on the ship. That is unacceptable, dangerous, and we

666
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: should act like it because is it dangerous? Because he says, like,

667
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: there's zealots, only zealots wear masks. Then he had this

668
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,919
Speaker 1: other thing. He's like, sixty of white liberals have been

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00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: diagnosed with some kind of mental health. Is shoot, and

670
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: that's tell them neurotics. Yeah, neurotics wear them. It's like

671
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: this whole it's just so all over the place. It's truly,

672
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't even know, like that's a jump

673
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: right to say they're punching your kid in the face

674
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: every every time, every time Talker Collinson speaks, it's like

675
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: when somebody like you know, in in like your class

676
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,760
Speaker 1: in high school, when you were like assigned what side

677
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: you have to be on for a topic, and it's

678
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: just like he like didn't do the work. He's just

679
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: like really trying to like hustle on this side that

680
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: like doesn't make any sense, and he just is like

681
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,720
Speaker 1: saying insane ship. Like he was talking earlier. I watched

682
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: the clip that you guys had in this in this

683
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: dog about Like he's like, if you see someone wearing

684
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,240
Speaker 1: a mask, stop them and say please take off your mask.

685
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: You're making me uncomfortable. So those your magga hate our way,

686
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 1: your piece of ship, and I believe in science alright,

687
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you're making me uncomfortable as well. Again,

688
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 1: it's just all this weird way to try and he's

689
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: trying to create more outrage among the base to be

690
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: more confrontational in public, like it's so transparently clear that

691
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: this is meant to whip them into a friend. Just

692
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: get everybody so excited about this idea of masks that

693
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 1: all he can do is be like they're punching your

694
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: kids in the face. There's zellads, what's going on? You

695
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: better tell him to not wear a mask like it's

696
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: the outrage is really it's wearing thin. And you know

697
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: what's wild. It got fucking weirder in the episode in

698
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 1: terms of what he's likening to mask wearing. He had Look,

699
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: I'm just he had a guest on. I don't know

700
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,399
Speaker 1: it was actually it's actually sucking Matt Walsh and they

701
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: were talking about Matt wash and four he's out here

702
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: but again talking about what it means to be a

703
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 1: man wearing a mask. Oh you know, I had the

704
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: same experience you're talking about. I was in Austin a

705
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: few days ago and I'm walking outside without a mask on,

706
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,800
Speaker 1: and people are staring at me like I'm the crazy

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00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: one for not having a mask on. Meanwhile, if you're

708
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: if you're walking outside with a mask on, I should

709
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: be looking at you. And I do look at you

710
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 1: like like I would look at it a grown man

711
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: hugging a Teddy bear and having a pacifier in his

712
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: mouth while he's walking down the street. This is your

713
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: security blanket. There's no reason for you to have it on.

714
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,839
Speaker 1: You're just afraid. You're you're afraid of fresh air. That's

715
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,879
Speaker 1: what's happening. People are afraid to breathe air, and we're

716
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,280
Speaker 1: making it so that kids are afraid of air too,

717
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: And that's insane to me. I agree with you completely.

718
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: I would. I would even actually up the analogy and say,

719
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: vaccinated person with anybody's wearing a mask outside is is

720
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: like watching a man expose himself in public. That's disgusting.

721
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: Put it away, please, Okay, what the fuck are you talking?

722
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 1: What does that even mean? What? I don't again, this

723
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: this is like the same ships, like this has nothing

724
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: to do with you. This hasn't actually nothing to do

725
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,959
Speaker 1: with you. If you want to be the freaky piece

726
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: of ship who alienates themselves because they don't want to

727
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: wear a mask to consider others, than so be it.

728
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: But someone else wearing it has a fuck all to

729
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: do it with these people. But like that's why it's

730
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: so bizarre that like Tucker's like, yeah, I mean you're

731
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: basically like you're you're gay if you wear a mask. Dude, Like,

732
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 1: you're what are you gonna be like a fucking little

733
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 1: boy with a baby fucking Like, what are you gonna

734
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: do and take your penis out? But he's like his

735
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: sense of the world is so like just dominated by

736
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: misogyny and white supremacy, like because because guys running around

737
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: exposing themselves as a crime that is like only perpetuated

738
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: by like middle aged white guys like him. He is like,

739
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: he is like that that. I feel like he can't

740
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: think of that as being a like that bad a thing.

741
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: So he's like, I mean, it's the same thing basically,

742
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: because I personally think it's weird, and that's anything I

743
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: think is weird is the same across the same as uh,

744
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:21,439
Speaker 1: sexual assault. Basically, it's like hanging brain in public. That's

745
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: why were people looking at you? Or were you like

746
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: mad dogging people who were wearing masks and then they

747
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 1: look back at you like why are you looking at me? Yeah?

748
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: That gives a sh about you so thirsty to be

749
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,720
Speaker 1: able to turn your fucking cell phone on and record

750
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: your stupid rhetorical martyrdom video where you're like and I

751
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: Actually I'm wearing it because I believe in science. Actually,

752
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: it's all of you all in here who are afraid

753
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: of air. No one said I does want to say

754
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: I am afraid of air though, just to be clear,

755
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: and I am a neurotic and I am neurotictic dad

756
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: about it, you know what I mean. I was, I

757
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: do give myself the crips. Yeah, just continuing, Okay, sometimes

758
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: I'd like to kiss Fouchi the only safe person to kiss.

759
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: By the way, Tony, he's like Tony Fauci. It's like

760
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: you don't know him. Yeah, Like when he talks it

761
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: talks about his friend Antonio Banderi, says Tony flags. All right,

762
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: let's talk about Marco Rubio the other We might as

763
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: well just get through all of the ship happening in

764
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: the soul, mental and tortured soul of the Republicans right now.

765
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 1: So Marco Rubio is piste at corporations. M hmm. And

766
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,760
Speaker 1: to the point that he's like basically threatening to become

767
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: a socialist. Is that basically where word based Rubio, Dude,

768
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: Comrade Rubio, hold it down, fucking throw down the gauntlet

769
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: for these corporations. Visa be your op ed that you wrote,

770
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: He's got this whole thing in the New York Post,

771
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: where all my favorite opeds are. Yeah, exactly. That's when

772
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: you know it's some real next level of analysis coming

773
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: through from a racist and they can't believe, like his

774
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: whole thing is like these corporate monsters we fed for

775
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: so long, why are they going to pivot to like

776
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: woke stuff and do things like acting their own self

777
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: interest Because they're reading the tone of society. What's happening.

778
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: So this is what he says, He runs this op

779
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: ed in the beginning. This is just like sort of

780
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: in the middle, he said. Quote. To help our corporations

781
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: fulfill their patriotic role, the GOP especially enacted business friendly policies.

782
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: We kept tax rates low, slashed red tape, were appropriate,

783
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: and limited the reach of labor unions. But wow, but

784
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: somewhere along the line, corporations began prioritizing short term financial

785
00:44:56,080 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: windfalls and ruthless offshoring. Yes, wow, all that you'd have

786
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 1: been limiting the ability of labor to organize. Co on, sir,

787
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: he says, quote, Corporate America began to view these good jobs, families, communities,

788
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: and even the nation as an afterthought, American workers of

789
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: all backgrounds suffered as a result. Corporate greed annihilated an

790
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: entire way of life. Oh so you were aware of

791
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,399
Speaker 1: all that and you're still doing this ship like as

792
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,280
Speaker 1: it's all like the quip pro quote that he uh

793
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: outlines here is way too honest. He's like, Yeah, we

794
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: were helping all out so you would keep us in power,

795
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 1: and you were annihilating the American families and we were

796
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: fucking cool with that, And now you're gonna now you're

797
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: gonna be on fucking Magan Marco's side, Like it's so

798
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: dumb because it's all just about the fact that they

799
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,959
Speaker 1: don't that anyway, Let's keep going because he's like, because

800
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: I'll do something about it. Yeah, this is what he's

801
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: gonna do. Quote, cutting corp for taxes and especially investment

802
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: taxes makes sense if US companies are going to invest

803
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: in American industry. But if they're instead prioritizing offshoring operations

804
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: or simply returning windfalls to shareholders, then policymakers are going

805
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: to start being more careful and how we structure tax cuts.

806
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: Oh what go on, I'm gonna tell the fucking truth.

807
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: If you don't start backing us in these fucking political

808
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: better defend de facto white supremacy box. So then he

809
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: goes on. So first he's saying, I'll get rid of

810
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 1: your tax cuts. Next, employer friendly labor laws make sense

811
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 1: in a world where corporate CEOs feeling obligation to their

812
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: fellow countrymen and workers. But the logic of resisting labor

813
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: representation on behalf of corporate management falls apart if an

814
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 1: American worker is no different to the corporation than any

815
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: other input. Wow, man, you cut these tax breaks and

816
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: make it easier for labor to get organized. Thank you, Marco.

817
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: What what does he start talking about the wokeness? Like

818
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 1: is that the beginning of the article or where where

819
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: does this come from? I mean this is yeah, in

820
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 1: the beginning, he just sort of talking about all the

821
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: things that's happening with Georgia and like company is just

822
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: starting to like speak up about societal issues and you

823
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: and it's just it's and I think this is the

824
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: problem they're finding themselves in. They're so confused and they

825
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: don't realize the absurdity of their ideology, which is so

826
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: it's so regressive that you're not going to go anywhere

827
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: except backwards and eventually hit a wall because you've you're

828
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: burning up any chance you have any kind of forward movement. So, yeah,

829
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: you're someone like Marco Rubio. You're like, you have to

830
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: you have to be against all this wokeness from these companies.

831
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,280
Speaker 1: But since you've been on the side of corporate profiteering,

832
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: your only pivot can only lead to progressive policy, Like

833
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: that's the only thing. And so you know what, congratulations

834
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: one of iPod. Wow, Wow, I have a headache from

835
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: this essay by by Marco, Like they don't. I don't know.

836
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: It's yeah, blunt to them for being like blunt to

837
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: the companies, like we'll get rid of your tax breaks

838
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,359
Speaker 1: and we'll let people get you want. You want organized labor.

839
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, that people do. Actually, it shows that

840
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 1: people have better outcomes when they're and when they're unionized

841
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 1: in every industry. But then he's the stuff stuff he's

842
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: like saying, if you do this, that's stuff they've already

843
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: been doing for twenty years that you're talking about, like

844
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:39,479
Speaker 1: offshoring all your profits and treating the workers like ship

845
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: Like what the only like it has nothing to do

846
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:46,320
Speaker 1: with whatever fucking wokeness he's objecting to. So he's just

847
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: basically describing like the state of the American worker, and

848
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:57,439
Speaker 1: I'm like corporate America and then being like and that's well,

849
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: well I'll describe it out loud to end if you

850
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: keep keep criticizing us. Yeah, even the companies like, yo,

851
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 1: shut up, dude, Like, I mean, like, we get what

852
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: you're saying, but like, do you hear? Do you hear?

853
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 1: So I feel like the start as an email, a

854
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: private email, and he's like, you know what, this makes

855
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: a lot of sense. I'm gonna turn it into an

856
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: op ed because the ship he's saying, like that logic

857
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: works in an email where it's like between donors and

858
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 1: politicians who are like, look, we let you fuck people

859
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 1: over and in return you do the you funk people

860
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: over in the specific way we're describing. But yeah, that's

861
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: that's wild man. Yeah there, you love to see it.

862
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: This has been another segment of You Hate to See

863
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 1: It where we check in with the Republicans, with the

864
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:54,879
Speaker 1: based Republicans. Yeah, all right, let's take another quick break

865
00:49:54,920 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. And we're back. So there's

866
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: a couple that were planning their dream wedding in Florida.

867
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: They had the venue picked out. They did not let

868
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 1: the fact that they had no access to that venue

869
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:19,439
Speaker 1: stop them from literally planning their wedding and like going

870
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: there on the day of. They they did everything. They

871
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: set up a wedding website, They got motherfucking vendors, you know,

872
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: to set up for this wedding. Everything, they invitations, all

873
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: this happening where they said inviting friends and family to

874
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: celebrate at their dream home and estate and the and

875
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,919
Speaker 1: you look at the photos, like it's not This ship

876
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: is gigantic. It has a tennis court and bar and

877
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: pool all that ship. But unfortunately, even though they did

878
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 1: say in their wedding website, they actually said that God

879
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 1: had intervened to reunite them after thirty years for Courtney

880
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: and she needed to get married at this estate. Except

881
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: the problem was on wed Day, the owner of the

882
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: house just saw a bunch of people setting and I

883
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,880
Speaker 1: just want to take it from this call where he

884
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: calls the police so confused because there's a bunch of

885
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: vendors and ship trying to set up a wedding at

886
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: his property. When the wedding party showed up Saturday morning

887
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: to set up. The homeowner called where I have people

888
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 1: cussed passing on my property and they keep harassing me,

889
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:25,439
Speaker 1: calling me and uh, they say they're having a wedding here,

890
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:30,280
Speaker 1: and it's got the message perturbed, and so they kept

891
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: telling him. The whole thing was this old man had

892
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 1: put this house on the market a few months ago,

893
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 1: and this dude came through, saw the house and was like,

894
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 1: a I think we might be I think we can

895
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: have a wedding here. And nobody would fucking figure it out. Hey, man,

896
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 1: I say this, fucking genius. If the ship had worked,

897
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 1: if the ship had worked, execution, execution, if this should

898
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: had worked, this will be This is a story you

899
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: tell to your motherfucking kids. Let me tell you what

900
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 1: we did for our wedding. This is a story of

901
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:09,760
Speaker 1: a lifetime. If the ship worked, if that motherfucker didn't

902
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 1: come back in town and he wasn't there, let me

903
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: tell you something. And this ship got executed and you

904
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: made it. You made it to your motherfucking honeymoon. And

905
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: that's a story that people talk about. How amazing your

906
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: wedding was. Yo. You are legendary. You're sucking legends. Like

907
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 1: wedding goes down as the best wedding I ever been

908
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: to in my life. Right, but in your your story,

909
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:37,959
Speaker 1: you know what, you know that ship ain't yours. But you, hey, ship,

910
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 1: this ship trumps. Did this ship just Trump's going to

911
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 1: some of my motherfucking barbecue And you riding down the

912
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: street you see a dope bass cookout and you said, ship,

913
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: I'm about to pull over and talk this motherfucking car

914
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: put this sucking flip flops on, and I'm a I'm

915
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: a blend the fucking I gotta i gotta kiss of

916
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: being the trunk. I'm a carriage. I'm a carriage. Fucking

917
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,439
Speaker 1: case of me in this motherfucking backyard. Put this bitch down,

918
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: open it up. So I put these motherfucker's in the cooler.

919
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: AND's gonna know the difference that See. Now this ship

920
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: right here, it's a lot more moving parts. See, the

921
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: more moving parts you have, the harder it is to

922
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: get this ship executed. This this is not like going

923
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: through a motherfucking cookout. I promise you there's levels to

924
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: this ship. But if this fucking dude wasn't home, if

925
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: if he wasn't home, let me take something this ship

926
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: down there. Now, what do you think, what do you

927
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: think they told their guests though, because that's the second part,

928
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: like is at a certain point then like what happened

929
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 1: to the wedding? And it's like, ah, if I if

930
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: I was I was my does I was my wedding invitation?

931
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: I say, look, I would write down I find printing

932
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 1: to bomb it. Hey, don't ask me a motherfucking thing.

933
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: I would have that right there, tiny writing. Don't ask

934
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 1: me a motherfucking thing. Enjoy yourself and mind your mother's

935
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 1: business right there, right at the base, right at the

936
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: bottom of that invite. Shut the funk up and enjoy yourself.

937
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 1: It's fun ship. It's wild too, because like and they

938
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: were cool about it. Once the cops came to like

939
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,479
Speaker 1: do you own this way? She's like, nah, but God

940
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: has willed us to be married here. And they're like, na,

941
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: you don't own this. God that's your go to. That's

942
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 1: your go to. You go to that that becomes your

943
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: your your alibi and your excuse people use. God is

944
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 1: an alibi. God is everybody's alibi. You know what I'm saying.

945
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 1: You throw that in there. You're hoping that this comp

946
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: is religious and he understands that Sometimes you're calling. You

947
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: get a calling sometimes and you gotta do what you

948
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,360
Speaker 1: gotta do. You know what I mean. You know this, this,

949
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: this falls under the category that I call When you

950
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 1: want to make something happen, and you're at the threshold

951
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 1: of trying to make something happen, you are subject to

952
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: what a lot of people in prison are subject too.

953
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 1: The fuck it synchrome when you when you are past

954
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 1: logical thinking and you enter the realm of fuck it,

955
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: right you A lot of people in jail, A lot

956
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: of people are in jail because the fuck it. Because

957
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,359
Speaker 1: they were at a threshold and they said, fun, man,

958
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: Damn'm sucking broke. I didn't hit this bank. Man, get

959
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 1: this fucking mask. I'm going to fucking bank and make

960
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 1: it happen. You have officially crossed the fuck it the

961
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: fucking fucking to lose. Fuck it. These people had nothing

962
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: to lose. If the ship worked, the ship work. If

963
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: the ship don't work, it man, all you're gonna do

964
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: it take get the funk out of here, get the

965
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: funk off. My pen did. And it was that's it.

966
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:40,360
Speaker 1: That's that we tried. You took a swing at it.

967
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,359
Speaker 1: It took a swing at life, and it ship didn't work.

968
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: It was almost like it's like that embiid half court

969
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:50,320
Speaker 1: shot that almost went in. Yeah exactly, full court or

970
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 1: full court, yeah exactly that You're like, fuck, it almost

971
00:55:53,800 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: went in, but hit. What they should have done. The

972
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: only person they should have let in on everything would

973
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: have been efficient or the pastor whoever they got running things.

974
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: Make it the religion of the homeowner exactly. You say, look, man,

975
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: we got we had to make this ship happen. You

976
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: know I love this woman, she loves me. We need

977
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: to make this ship happen todays. So I need you

978
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 1: to be in the same page as my wife, my

979
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: future wife, and myself. When if you see anybody, if

980
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: you hear police cars, if you see fucking cars rolling up,

981
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,799
Speaker 1: if you see motherfucker's walking into the backyard or five

982
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: deep in uniforms, or if you see a homeowner come

983
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: out that fucking backdoor, you rush that ship fast as

984
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 1: you can and say you may kiss the bride. Motherfucker.

985
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: You just get speed the man. You speed the funk

986
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: up man, because we're five minutes. We'll tell speed that

987
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: ship the funk up as everybody. Enjoy yourself and you

988
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: say I want you to say this. I want you

989
00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: to say this too, Say hey, you said I do

990
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: kiss the bride. Everybody, we're gonna meet at Buffalo while

991
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,359
Speaker 1: wherever wherever you want to meet, you yell out something

992
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 1: so everybody know where the after party is gonna be at. Right,

993
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: that's a party, you know, at our real house or whatever,

994
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 1: at our real house. Drive it feels like something you

995
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,919
Speaker 1: don't know where I live. You all know my other house?

996
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: Is that you know that we're gonna cook out at

997
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: my other house? Yea o, my mama's house, which everyone

998
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 1: if it feels like to where you like you heard

999
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: about this happened generations ago. We're like, you know, my

1000
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: uncle did this in the seventies where the house And

1001
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 1: it feels like that idea tried to be done in

1002
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 1: one And you're like, you know, technology is so far gone.

1003
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: There's no way you can just pull up to a

1004
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 1: big gas mansion mansion like that and just make this

1005
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: thing work. But it feels like it was inspired by

1006
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 1: a truth, Like it's something they got this idea from somebody.

1007
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a good round. Come oh yeah man,

1008
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 1: you gotta oh yeah yeah. People have this has worked.

1009
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,960
Speaker 1: People have had full ass parties and these fucking mansions

1010
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 1: in Beverly Hills. They have gotten no way with this ship.

1011
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you can do it. The person. You

1012
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: gotta research the person, make sure they're out of the

1013
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: country or somewhere, and you know. But and you you

1014
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: gotta you know. But also everybody's sucking alarm systems to

1015
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 1: their phone or the cameras, and they can see everything

1016
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: going on through their phone at their house. You gotta

1017
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: find some way to conceal that motherfucker. Yeah, you gotta

1018
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: do the camera that's in the back, that's aiming towards

1019
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: the yard. You gotta get a fake ass bird or

1020
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 1: some ship. But that I was a fucking bird in

1021
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: front of the camera. I hate those sucking birds. And

1022
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: you will never think that, you know, you don't think

1023
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 1: twice sucking birds. You'll turn your phone off because tinue

1024
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: your motherfucking vacation out of town. Meanwhile, that bird is

1025
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 1: concealing at full ass wetting in that back. You are

1026
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 1: for that fake bird. Now, just off the strength this episode.

1027
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: Right now, we have a vegan cooking show with you, JB.

1028
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: And also JB Wedding Planner. The wedding Planner show too.

1029
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 1: I like wedding impossible. Wedding impossible. I was gonna say

1030
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 1: that wedding and ship try. That's the name of the movie.

1031
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: This is about love about love right now, I'm trying

1032
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: to unite people and ship right. People want to be

1033
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: together by any means necessary, They're gonna be together. Fine,

1034
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: I don't make that happen. I don't make that happen.

1035
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking of how you So you have them

1036
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 1: win a fake contest for like a cruise, and then

1037
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 1: you just pay for their cruise. Maybe, like so there's

1038
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 1: a little money spent up front to get the owners

1039
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 1: in front of the house. Yeah, to get the owners

1040
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 1: they win, they fucking win something. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You

1041
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: get them a funk out of there, get the funk

1042
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: out of there. Yeah yeah. Another great thing is this,

1043
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: you hire a fake ass what you call those guys

1044
00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 1: and sha to me, this is I'm telling you. You

1045
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 1: tell them that several homeowners in the area is an

1046
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: infestation of fucking termites and fucking bugs and they're all

1047
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 1: inside your fucking walls in the wall. You you wouldn't

1048
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 1: see them in your walls. They're eating your fucking house away.

1049
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: So what should I do? What do you see? What?

1050
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: You know? What? Here's the way. We have a special

1051
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 1: sale going on at our company. We are what we're

1052
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:24,480
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1053
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,960
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1054
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 1: any problems with insects. We're giving away a free cruise Bahamas, Bahamas.

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Speaker 1: So it's worth it because it's fucking worthy. Because what

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Speaker 1: was what was the course? It's a wedding court. Way

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Speaker 1: more than that, you can invest, take a portion of

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Speaker 1: your budget and put that ship towards that trip, all

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Speaker 1: in spence paid. I'll take care of you. Don't worry

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Speaker 1: about it. You gotta drink tickets together all that ship.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy yourself, Enjoy yourself. You come back, you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: a fucking fucking home that's safe and fucking insect free ship.

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Speaker 1: Find out what washed nineties band they're a fan of. Man,

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Speaker 1: you know it's the three eleven Crewise. Enjoy the enjoy

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Speaker 1: your I don't remember entering this contest. Remember doing this?

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Speaker 1: Poison is doing a cruise? Do you want to go

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Speaker 1: see that? I love poison? Yeah, man, here's your here,

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Speaker 1: we got your right here. Take you to Fort Lauderdale

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Speaker 1: so you can bomb voyage. You know, Dope's cruise, the

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Speaker 1: wool Tank crew that shouldn't be who Cruise chambers like,

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Speaker 1: I mean all things, the whole thing is themed out.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would I mean, who woo woot cruise?

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Speaker 1: Who come on, man, woot cruise. We need some kind

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Speaker 1: of dope. That's dope. I need the ass in my life.

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Speaker 1: The Woo proves. But can they get all nine members

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Speaker 1: to show up at the same time that that's that's

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Speaker 1: that's maybe maybe if you do that in advance and

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Speaker 1: let people know what what's coming up, right, Well, I

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Speaker 1: just don't want Cappadonna to step in for somebody who's

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Speaker 1: not there. I'm like, Capa, where's you God? Where's you God?

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Speaker 1: I don't see golden arms up here. This is a

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Speaker 1: tragedy and I want my money back. All right. That's

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Speaker 1: gonna do it for this week's weekly Zeite. Guys, please

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Speaker 1: like and review the show. If you like the show,

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Speaker 1: uh means the world to Miles. He needs your validation. Folks.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great weekend and I will

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Speaker 1: talk to you Monday. By s