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We got a special guest 23 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 3: in the. 24 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 4: Building, fucking legend man Bill Burr. 25 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 2: Well, I'm feeling. 26 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 5: I'm all right, you're right. 27 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 4: Yeah. 28 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 6: When you hear the word legend and you just feel old, 29 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 6: do you feel like I'm accomplished? 30 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,959 Speaker 5: Ah, I don't know what I feel. I never feel 31 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 5: like I you know this, you know this businesses you 32 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 5: feel like you know any moment, like whatever you got 33 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 5: is going to go away. So I just I don't 34 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 5: pay attention to that stuff. I obviously like it. No, 35 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 5: legend doesn't make me feel old, makes me feel good. 36 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 5: But when somebody's like, ah, man, I grew up on 37 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 5: your comedy. I started listening to you when I was eight, 38 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 5: I'm like going, oh my god, you're seeing there like 39 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 5: you know, divorced, You're like, God, how old are myself? 40 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:51,559 Speaker 4: Yeah? 41 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 5: I would say that's the type of stuff makes me 42 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 5: feel old. 43 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: I want to I want to go back a little bit, 44 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: if you don't mind, I want to know. You know 45 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: what got Bill Burn into comedy. 46 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 5: From attic childhood happy? He gets into this stuff just 47 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 5: then the delusions of fame get into your head, and 48 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 5: then you somehow get into it. Uh No, I mean 49 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 5: I definitely liked it when I was growing up, but 50 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:21,119 Speaker 5: I got into it by chance where you know, I'm 51 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 5: old man. So like I was watching it in the 52 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 5: seventies and eighties, but like show business was like it 53 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 5: was a million miles away. It was impossible. It was 54 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 5: not something that you could do, like, you know, just 55 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,959 Speaker 5: take out a camera and start filming yourself. So I 56 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 5: grew up Massachusetts suburbs, so I thought, like, you know, 57 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 5: you had to be in Hollywood to get into it. 58 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 5: Like I had no idea. There was this huge stand 59 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 5: up scene in in uh Massachusetts. So I was working 60 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 5: in a warehouse and I was working with this guy 61 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 5: and he was into stand up the way I was, 62 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 5: and he was funny as hell. And one night we 63 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 5: were we used to uh used to go over his 64 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 5: house have a couple of beers before we went out, 65 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 5: you know, save some money, and he was we were 66 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,800 Speaker 5: watching stand up, but he was going, Bill, what funny 67 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 5: than these guys like and you know, he goes one 68 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 5: one night, I'm gonna take a shot at Jack Daniels 69 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 5: and go up on stage. And that's when it stopped 70 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 5: being on TV and it was next to me, and 71 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 5: I started thinking like, oh, wait a minute, he can 72 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 5: try it. I can try it. And still took me 73 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 5: another five years to figure it out. I started, I 74 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 5: started kind of late. Did you ever feel like you 75 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 5: had to wear a dress the sucker cock? 76 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 4: Did you know? In Hollywood? Jesus Christ. 77 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,360 Speaker 5: No, And that whole theory is ridiculous. That's what's going 78 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 5: on out there, that there's more pedophiles in Hollywood than 79 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 5: there are in plumbing. It's like it's. 80 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 7: A problem plumbing, I don't know, just like regular jobs, directing, 81 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,559 Speaker 7: like directing, like every pedophile in jail. 82 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 5: Like created uh you know, freaking uh. 83 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 7: You know, it's like they're like, that's what's going on. 84 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 7: What's funny is what's going on in Hollywood is going 85 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 7: on in most businesses, where it's like there's a lot 86 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 7: of people working over time, not getting paid, not getting 87 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 7: credit and getting pushed down and people at the top 88 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 7: taking more and more. But the problem with Hollywood is 89 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 7: is those idiots stay in Hollywood and they look at 90 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 7: most of the country like flyover states, and then they 91 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 7: go on these stupid. 92 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 5: You know, awards shows and they talk down to them, 93 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 5: and then that makes them, hate them, and then they 94 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,440 Speaker 5: love to see somebody going down. The whole thing is 95 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,359 Speaker 5: it's like traveling is depressing, yeah, because what you find 96 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 5: is everybody really is the same, like all of this stuff, 97 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,039 Speaker 5: like you know, all these people are evildoers and they're 98 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 5: this and that, and you go over there and it's 99 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,040 Speaker 5: just everybody's the same. 100 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 4: You know. 101 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,600 Speaker 5: Everybody you know wants to have money, to have a sandwich, 102 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,160 Speaker 5: you want to find love, you want to be feel safe. 103 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 5: That's everybody is like that. But then they just they 104 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 5: just you know, the sociopaths get the dumb people wound up. 105 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 6: I feel like New York and La have no idea 106 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 6: what the rest of the country is actually Like if 107 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 6: you grew up in New York, you grew up in LA, 108 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 6: you don't know what the real like. 109 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,040 Speaker 5: New Yorkers are some of the worst traveled peoples you're 110 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 5: ever gonna meet. They're hilarious everywhere they go. They would 111 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 5: go to Guam and be like, oh, I go to Guam. 112 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 5: I try to get a bacon, egg and cheese, and 113 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 5: the ladies looking at me like, what are you talking about? 114 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 5: This place sucks? Where are the skyscrapers? Like that's what 115 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 5: cracks about New York is like what It's like the 116 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 5: point of traveling is to get something different. Like they 117 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 5: go to La and they try to get a bacon, 118 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 5: egg and cheese. It's like, get a taco? What are 119 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 5: you doing when in Rome? 120 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 1: Right? 121 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,640 Speaker 5: Yeah, I wouldn't come here and try to get a burrito. 122 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 5: I've seen Mexican foods here. I just start laughing. It's like, no, 123 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,159 Speaker 5: I'm not doing that close music. 124 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,840 Speaker 2: Got a taco bell, That's that's usually what. 125 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 5: I love that you said that because Mexicans all think 126 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 5: that white people think taco bell is authentic Mexican food. 127 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 5: It's like, We're not that that. Yeah, I know Olive 128 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 5: Garden is not a town. I understand that they have 129 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 5: poured it out. 130 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 6: What did Bilberg want to be before he became a comedian? 131 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 6: You just always wanted to do comedy. 132 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 5: I was just failing and everything I did horrible in school. 133 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaker 5: I did good in school until it mattered. I was weird. 134 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 5: I did really good right up till eighth grade, and 135 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 5: then once college started paying attention. I don't know, I 136 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 5: just that's you know, I'm not going to get into it, 137 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 5: but that's when I'll like the ass hit the fan 138 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,680 Speaker 5: with a lot of stuff. So then, yeah, I don't 139 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,920 Speaker 5: know what I tried construction. I wasn't good at that landscaping. 140 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 5: I worked in warehouses. I knew I didn't want a boss, 141 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,359 Speaker 5: and I also knew that I didn't want to go 142 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,559 Speaker 5: into the same building for more than a year, because 143 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 5: a few times I had jobs for over a year, 144 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,320 Speaker 5: and there was just something so depressing because you were 145 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:40,159 Speaker 5: working for somebody else's dream, and it was like a 146 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,919 Speaker 5: year earlier, I was standing right here. I have not 147 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:48,720 Speaker 5: moved anywhere. I'm another year older. So yeah, and you know, 148 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 5: I mean depressed. Now, I was been here for fifteen years. 149 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:57,719 Speaker 5: If I wasn't sitting in a throne, I was unloading 150 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 5: trust this guy's drinking from a challice, Like I feel 151 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 5: good about this, I scented candle. No, I wasn't like 152 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 5: unloading trucks and getting hammered and driving drunk stuff you 153 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,360 Speaker 5: did in the eighties. I mean that was basically what 154 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,040 Speaker 5: it was. So and I was going part time to 155 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,720 Speaker 5: college because I'd have money to go to college, so 156 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,800 Speaker 5: I was paying my own way through it, and I 157 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,720 Speaker 5: had already stayed back in first grade. So I just 158 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 5: felt like hopelessly behind until I started hanging out, you know, 159 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 5: with people that were into comedy, and then somehow I 160 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 5: found it and uh yeah, then I remember doing that, 161 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 5: and then that was just like, all right, this is 162 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,119 Speaker 5: what this is what I'm supposed to do, because everything 163 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 5: else I was doing I just never felt I always 164 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,320 Speaker 5: never felt like this is not it. I don't feel 165 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,680 Speaker 5: like these people aren't the same kind of weird that 166 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:44,080 Speaker 5: I am. 167 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 4: You know, why do you think you're weird? Though? 168 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,239 Speaker 5: I mean, like, well, I think we're all like messed 169 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 5: up a little bit. Why don't think I'm weird? I 170 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,320 Speaker 5: don't know if I if I knew why I was weird, 171 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 5: I wouldn't be weird. 172 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 6: I think I think you got a lot of common sense. 173 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 6: I think I'm like, this guy is just human being. 174 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:04,600 Speaker 5: Well, I've learned from a lot of failures. Your own 175 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 5: are others, oh, my own okay, okay, oh and also others. 176 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 5: Well that you know, I had a great education when 177 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 5: I got in to stand up. The Big eighties. I 178 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,440 Speaker 5: don't know how old you guys are, but the Big 179 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:20,400 Speaker 5: eighty Okay, so the Big eighties boom where stand up 180 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 5: comedy clubs exploded and all that and then it just 181 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,840 Speaker 5: got to the point you could just put like a 182 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,240 Speaker 5: microphone anywhere and people would show up for comedy. So 183 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:32,120 Speaker 5: the quality of it went down, and everybody was doing well. 184 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,640 Speaker 5: A lot of people were doing blow getting paid in 185 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,640 Speaker 5: cash and and blow and all of that type of stuff. 186 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 5: And then it all came crashing down, and then the 187 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:42,400 Speaker 5: irs showed up and everything, and then I then I started, 188 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,599 Speaker 5: like I walked in like you know, the end of 189 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,720 Speaker 5: the party. Balloons were on the ground, confetti, everybody passed out, 190 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 5: and I saw these headliners that were getting their wages 191 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 5: garnished and they had to talk to the irs to 192 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,760 Speaker 5: go do some you know, funny bone in another state 193 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 5: and everything. So my generation kind of learned like, all right, man, 194 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,240 Speaker 5: you can party this away in about seven eight crucial years, 195 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:09,360 Speaker 5: So you know, I learned from that. And then, you know, 196 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 5: any young comics watching this, your twenties and thirties are 197 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,200 Speaker 5: difficult because you're struggling. And then also you do that 198 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,440 Speaker 5: comparison thing like, well, you started the same time I did, 199 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 5: and you're here and I'm here, so I must be 200 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,600 Speaker 5: doing something wrong. And then I start hating you for 201 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,400 Speaker 5: some stupid reason. And then like that takes up a 202 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,640 Speaker 5: lot of energy, and then one day you just basically 203 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 5: figured out like, all right, I'm making the decisions here. 204 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:33,319 Speaker 5: I you know, I'm doing well and not doing well 205 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,760 Speaker 5: by what I'm thinking rather than this this other stuff. 206 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:39,280 Speaker 5: Because you ever want to quit once, No, one time 207 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:40,839 Speaker 5: I thought I wasn't gonna make it. It was the only 208 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:44,040 Speaker 5: time I ever thought it. When was this you bombed? No, No, 209 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:47,920 Speaker 5: I happen all the time. It's just part of this stuff. 210 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,760 Speaker 5: I was doing the I'm not gonna say where it 211 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 5: was because it's a sad story. We're gonna bump you out. Okay. 212 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 5: So I was doing this this this club that I've 213 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,559 Speaker 5: just been going to for year, years and years and 214 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,960 Speaker 5: years and years and years. Every other year I would 215 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 5: go there New Hour, going to get them, you know, 216 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,680 Speaker 5: you know, I'm in with the Warning radio guys. And 217 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,120 Speaker 5: the same thirty people were showing up. So it was 218 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,760 Speaker 5: after the late show and I was sitting there, you know, 219 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 5: wreaking a smoke because you could smoke. All three shows. 220 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,480 Speaker 5: Smelt like I thought a fire. My eyes were all burning, 221 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,320 Speaker 5: and I was just looking at the wait staff and 222 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,520 Speaker 5: they were lifers. They had been there before and they 223 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,520 Speaker 5: were older, a little bit heavier, and they were counting 224 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,960 Speaker 5: up their money and they were smoking their cigarettes, and 225 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,120 Speaker 5: the same amount of people had showed up. And that 226 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,000 Speaker 5: was the first time I like this thought went in 227 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 5: my head, like of like, wait a minute, am I 228 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,480 Speaker 5: the guy who doesn't make it? 229 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:38,360 Speaker 4: Oh? 230 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,200 Speaker 5: My god? The panic of that. I went back to 231 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,200 Speaker 5: the comedy condo and I was just laying in bed 232 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 5: trying to turn it around, and my brain was just no, oh, 233 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,200 Speaker 5: ye're the guy's not going to make it. So that 234 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:54,360 Speaker 5: was Yeah. Then I got back to New York and 235 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,440 Speaker 5: it was better, you know, I came you know, after 236 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,400 Speaker 5: the gig, I came back and then just like the energy, 237 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:03,600 Speaker 5: I had a couple of good sets, you know, Sunday 238 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,680 Speaker 5: night at the Boston Comedy Club was a huge was 239 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:10,480 Speaker 5: a huge turning point for me in my career, probably 240 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,480 Speaker 5: how I ended up here right now, and that that 241 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,000 Speaker 5: would that would get me to think positive. 242 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 4: And you said you never bombed, right and. 243 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,319 Speaker 5: The time you have, But I don't think you bombed though. 244 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,000 Speaker 6: I think that people don't know if they should laugh 245 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,920 Speaker 6: at what you're saying, you know what I. 246 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:31,080 Speaker 5: Mean, maybe now, but no, no, I remember bombing so 247 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:34,360 Speaker 5: bad one time. This was comedy club called Mixed Nuts 248 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,679 Speaker 5: that's now called the Comedy Union. That was the black club, right. 249 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:41,880 Speaker 5: So I went down there and uh, it's funny. I 250 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,599 Speaker 5: started doing those rooms because I used to listen to 251 00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:46,680 Speaker 5: Richard Pryor, so like his albums were so live that 252 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 5: you could like picture the crowd. So I had this 253 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,440 Speaker 5: idea of what a crowd looked like. 254 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:50,840 Speaker 4: It was weird. 255 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 5: I'm white as hell on that like that was my 256 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,360 Speaker 5: idea of what a crowd was. So I, you know, 257 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,080 Speaker 5: ended up doing those rooms along with the white rooms. Right. 258 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:03,720 Speaker 5: So I was on stage bombings so bad like like 259 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,200 Speaker 5: this right here, silence, and I just remembering this woman's 260 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,319 Speaker 5: voice in the back. She just goes. I laughed yet 261 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:13,000 Speaker 5: ten minutes and then that was the biggest laugh of 262 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:16,080 Speaker 5: the said. Everybody laughed, and then they just started talking 263 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:19,120 Speaker 5: amongst themselves. And I did not I did know how 264 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:19,880 Speaker 5: to turn it around. 265 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,640 Speaker 4: It was and. 266 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,679 Speaker 5: There's something It's bad enough bombing in front of your 267 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 5: own people, but bombing in front of another race of people, 268 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:30,120 Speaker 5: knowing that you're taking down a bunch of other white 269 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:35,320 Speaker 5: comics with you, like because everybody, it's just like I 270 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 5: don't want you. It's not just me. Yeah, there are 271 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 5: others out there. They're funny. Yeah, it was bad. You 272 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:49,240 Speaker 5: liked Richard Pryor what was your favorite? Hm? Maybe it 273 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 5: was it something I said, the one. I can't say 274 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,719 Speaker 5: all of them. You're gonna get me in trouble half time. 275 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,200 Speaker 4: That was the question. 276 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,080 Speaker 5: I think I'm tucking. I got a good night's sleep. 277 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:06,960 Speaker 5: I like that, or was crazy? I will say I 278 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:10,360 Speaker 5: bought I bought his albums because he just looked funny. 279 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,960 Speaker 5: That was the first one I bought that ed was 280 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,800 Speaker 5: crazy when when he was pointing like that, just he 281 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 5: just looked funny. And that's how I bought the first 282 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,560 Speaker 5: Eddie Murphy. Up. I bought the first Eddie Murphy album 283 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 5: because I was like, well, he's also black, he must 284 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:24,679 Speaker 5: be funny. And that was the first one. We had 285 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,560 Speaker 5: the rose in his ear. 286 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 4: He got that work. 287 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,760 Speaker 6: So you did represent for all white comics because you 288 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:29,960 Speaker 6: see one funny black comedy. 289 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:30,400 Speaker 4: Yeah. 290 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,400 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how it was. That's how it works. And 291 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,199 Speaker 5: so it's almost like I found a genre of music, 292 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 5: so I would listen to it. I listened to all 293 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,840 Speaker 5: of his stuff, and I just, uh, there was something 294 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,319 Speaker 5: about the way he did it, which I didn't understand 295 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,600 Speaker 5: it as a kid, but the way he did, the 296 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,079 Speaker 5: way he trashed white people, he got you to listen 297 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,440 Speaker 5: to him and laugh at yourself. Where I think when 298 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,920 Speaker 5: by the time def jam came around, crack eighties and 299 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:59,280 Speaker 5: all of that, like where black comedy was, it was like, 300 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,120 Speaker 5: all right, enough for this like sort of pussy footing around, 301 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:06,000 Speaker 5: you know, So then it was more like that was 302 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,040 Speaker 5: like a different thing. But like what I loved about 303 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,640 Speaker 5: Richard was like you like rooted for him, you felt 304 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,040 Speaker 5: like you knew him. It was really insane. I like, 305 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,720 Speaker 5: and I think he's the greatest of all time. And 306 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:15,520 Speaker 5: I think it's even. 307 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,160 Speaker 1: Close during that time, during that era wind it seems 308 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,320 Speaker 1: like that crack time where deaf comedy jam and the 309 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 1: comedy shows. Was it hard for you to book in 310 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,440 Speaker 1: those black rooms? Was it was like here it comes 311 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,440 Speaker 1: to white comedian again. 312 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:29,080 Speaker 5: No, that was the irony. It was hard for them 313 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 5: and you you, yeah, you had to like vouch for 314 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,920 Speaker 5: him and everything, and the club owners right in front 315 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,920 Speaker 5: of Yeah, you don't do that deaf jam stuff, do you. 316 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,600 Speaker 5: You're not like m F and m FIN talking about 317 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:41,880 Speaker 5: you know, I don't know what I can say on 318 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 5: the show. Yeah, you're not you're not, you're Oh wait, 319 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 5: you said sucking dick earlier. 320 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:47,840 Speaker 4: Second. 321 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:57,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, So they would literally say that, and that was embarrassing. 322 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,560 Speaker 5: You'd be standing there going like so, but what they're 323 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 5: they you'd come on, They didn't is they would just say, 324 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,440 Speaker 5: I go up, do you think? And they I felt 325 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,360 Speaker 5: like guys, Like all of those guys I worked for 326 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:17,520 Speaker 5: Talent Drew Fraser, Rob Stapleton, Er Kelly Capone, all the 327 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 5: New York kings. I used to do all of those 328 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,920 Speaker 5: rooms and uh, oh god, those are all the memories 329 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,760 Speaker 5: of that one. I remember Gerald Kelly had a room. 330 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,960 Speaker 5: Oh god, it was a brutal room. It was somewhere 331 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 5: in like Newark and like the two thousands, and I 332 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 5: remember that. I remember this comedian, was it ros g 333 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 5: or something, Yeah, Rest her soul. She was on stage 334 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,800 Speaker 5: and she's super loud, and she was super loud, and 335 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,880 Speaker 5: they weren't laughing at anything, and she ended us safe. 336 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 5: She's like, god damn, She's like, I don't know who's 337 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,120 Speaker 5: coming up next, but he better be funny because you 338 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,400 Speaker 5: motherfuckers ain't laughing. It's ship. And then she brought me. 339 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 4: Up Gentleman Milburgh didn't get a laugh at least. 340 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:03,440 Speaker 5: No, oh, we know it's weird. I went up, had 341 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 5: an okay set and I felt like I bombed in anything. 342 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,120 Speaker 5: And randomly Chris Weber was there and he came up, 343 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,440 Speaker 5: but he told me I was funny, and it was 344 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,280 Speaker 5: little things like that. I'm like, well, this guy's famous, 345 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,360 Speaker 5: this guy's successful. He thinks I'm funny, so I think 346 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,000 Speaker 5: I'll be all right. 347 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 6: Do you change your thing when you're doing black rooms 348 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,520 Speaker 6: versus white rooms? 349 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 5: I try not to. Early on I did. I'd be 350 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,760 Speaker 5: on stage all of a sudden, I hear myself tagging 351 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,400 Speaker 5: all my jokes with you know what I'm saying, and 352 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 5: I'm being like, why am I doing that? Why am 353 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,320 Speaker 5: I doing that? Stop? 354 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 2: Stop doing that? 355 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,880 Speaker 5: But you just would, and then it was an easy way. 356 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,240 Speaker 5: It's an easy way to get through those rooms. You 357 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,520 Speaker 5: could just be like, I'm the white guy and I'm scared, 358 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 5: and that's sort of how you do it initially, just 359 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,240 Speaker 5: to get your feet wet in those rooms. And then 360 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,560 Speaker 5: basically then it becomes like, now can I actually go 361 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 5: up here and talk about what I want to talk about? 362 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,920 Speaker 5: Wear a Bruin's T shirt, you know, hockey T shirt. 363 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 5: And I started experimenting with that, and I remember Patrice 364 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,760 Speaker 5: giving me rest is soul, Yeah, going like Bill's trying 365 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,320 Speaker 5: to do his white shit in these black rooms. Sometimes 366 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:10,199 Speaker 5: it worked. Sometimes it all dependent on the crowd. It 367 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,240 Speaker 5: all dependent on the crowd. But I felt like it's 368 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,840 Speaker 5: a weird thing where I feel like it's harder to 369 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:18,080 Speaker 5: be a black comic in a black room than it 370 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,600 Speaker 5: is to be a black comic in a white room, 371 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,200 Speaker 5: and vice versa, because you can just play fish out 372 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,520 Speaker 5: of water, like, oh wow, this is all different, gee, Louise, 373 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,520 Speaker 5: you know, I'm all nervous up here and just literally 374 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:32,280 Speaker 5: play into the stereotype. That's the easy laugh hundred pcent 375 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,879 Speaker 5: not but not early on, I forgive any of it 376 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,119 Speaker 5: because you're just trying to survive, because it's like, you know, 377 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,120 Speaker 5: that's like not something like white people don't experience being 378 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:45,080 Speaker 5: the only you a lot. You know, we just sort 379 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 5: of walk in, oh more white shit, you know, and 380 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,520 Speaker 5: you just live that. So the first experience, and that's funny. 381 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,080 Speaker 5: When I first started doing those rooms, I didn't see 382 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 5: black people as individuals. I just saw black people, and 383 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,359 Speaker 5: as I kept doing them, and doing them. I started 384 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,760 Speaker 5: to see individuals, Oh, this guy's like my buddy Mitch, 385 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,920 Speaker 5: this guy's like you know. And I started to see, Oh, 386 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,640 Speaker 5: this guy's a good guy. This guy's a piece of shit, 387 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,359 Speaker 5: and this guy steals jokes, this guy's you know, and 388 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,080 Speaker 5: it's like, oh, this is just like white people. 389 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,880 Speaker 1: I was gonna ask, you know, back in the day, 390 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,080 Speaker 1: what you name some of those comedians from Talent to Compone. 391 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,879 Speaker 1: It seems like comedy had a brotherhood, like you'll f 392 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,280 Speaker 1: with each other. Now it doesn't seem like that, especially 393 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,639 Speaker 1: with Kat William throwing missiles at everybody. Was it a 394 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,399 Speaker 1: brotherhood back then? Or was it always competition in missions? 395 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 4: Now? 396 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,040 Speaker 5: It always was. It's just you couldn't you couldn't air 397 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,280 Speaker 5: your grievances on social media and that type of stuff. 398 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:39,600 Speaker 5: Like No, there still is like a there still is 399 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,880 Speaker 5: like a comrade, especially the people that you like you 400 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,600 Speaker 5: start out with when you go up and you're doing 401 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:47,560 Speaker 5: like open mics and stuff. It's just one impossible situation 402 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:51,560 Speaker 5: after another, and you just get thrown into these things 403 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,040 Speaker 5: and you sort of bond with each other through just 404 00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:58,480 Speaker 5: you know, I mean, I did gigs like we don't 405 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,320 Speaker 5: have a microphone. Is that going to be a pro problem. 406 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:02,040 Speaker 5: We're just gonna have you stand here in this hall. 407 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 5: Oh my god. 408 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,160 Speaker 4: No, it was just like. 409 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:09,479 Speaker 5: Some of the stuff, some of the places, and then 410 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,760 Speaker 5: you would just what kept you going was your friend 411 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,800 Speaker 5: in the crowd laughing at you, watching you trying to 412 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:20,760 Speaker 5: figure this situation out. So there's definitely that. But you know, 413 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,280 Speaker 5: people focus on the negative or whatever. So I mean, 414 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:28,600 Speaker 5: generally speaking, we get along somewhat difference than other other stuff. 415 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,439 Speaker 6: Now when you see the black comedians going back and 416 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,320 Speaker 6: forth with each other, what do you think about that? 417 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,000 Speaker 6: Do you even look at it in black commedians? 418 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,960 Speaker 4: You just look at his comedians? 419 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,960 Speaker 5: No comedians, because white comedians are doing it too. 420 00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:43,560 Speaker 6: Really, yeah, what's what's what's your colubsation? 421 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,639 Speaker 5: Oh, you know, I don't know because I'm old, but 422 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:50,320 Speaker 5: like there's definitely you know, I'm an old school guy 423 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,240 Speaker 5: where I look at all that stuff like that's locker 424 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,199 Speaker 5: room stuff. And if you have a problem with somebody, 425 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 5: you should go to them and say it. That's how 426 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,960 Speaker 5: I came up. And then also like I, uh, you know, 427 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,880 Speaker 5: this is difficult. I don't need to make it any 428 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,080 Speaker 5: more difficult. There's people I like people. Maybe I don't 429 00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:06,480 Speaker 5: like but I don't need to walk around like what 430 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,840 Speaker 5: good does that do me? To do? That's but that's me, 431 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,840 Speaker 5: so you know other people do it differently. 432 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,320 Speaker 8: Have you ever heard that somebody didn't like you or 433 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 8: a reason, any particular reason. 434 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:19,760 Speaker 4: Yeah. 435 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,919 Speaker 5: People thought I was a dick. They thought I was 436 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,359 Speaker 5: like aloof because I when I first started, they thought 437 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:27,879 Speaker 5: I was like, uh, you know, if you're quiet and 438 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,480 Speaker 5: you're actually doing well, people get in their head and 439 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 5: they thought, oh, he's not talking to me because he 440 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,920 Speaker 5: doesn't like me, and it wasn't. I was like a mess. 441 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,800 Speaker 5: I was questioning everything that I had done in the 442 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,480 Speaker 5: previous five minutes. But some people took it like he's 443 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,359 Speaker 5: not talking to me because he doesn't think I'm funny. 444 00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:45,159 Speaker 5: So I definitely had a few of those. And I 445 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:52,520 Speaker 5: was also an angry guy, so I probably yeah, oh Jesus, uh, 446 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:56,040 Speaker 5: just stuff. I don't want to get into stuff that 447 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,560 Speaker 5: makes you be a comedian, the usual I have. I 448 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,280 Speaker 5: have you want to talk about hackey. I have all 449 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,680 Speaker 5: of the hacky background you need to get into this business. 450 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:10,040 Speaker 5: So you know, I could have had a much simpler life. 451 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,919 Speaker 6: I think a lot of us. I mean, I deal with, 452 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,040 Speaker 6: you know, anxiety on a high level, you know. I 453 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,800 Speaker 6: mean I think a lot of people do, but I 454 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,080 Speaker 6: think most people who have a high level of self 455 00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:24,120 Speaker 6: awareness really do because we're just aware that we're dealing 456 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,080 Speaker 6: with something. 457 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 4: That we're willing to acknowledge and other people aren't. 458 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, every time I think I'm getting sane, 459 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,479 Speaker 5: I don't know, something else happens, and like, you know, 460 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:41,520 Speaker 5: like having kids and stuff. Really, you know, it really 461 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,119 Speaker 5: holds a mirror. My daughter said the cutest thing to 462 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,960 Speaker 5: me the other day. She goes, Dad, can you stop 463 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,960 Speaker 5: being mad now? And I just burst it out, laughing, 464 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,359 Speaker 5: and I was like, yeah, all right, all right, that's good. 465 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,240 Speaker 5: But the way I came, I would never say that 466 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,640 Speaker 5: to my dad. So I do feel like I've done. 467 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,280 Speaker 5: What I do like about my kids is that they're 468 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,000 Speaker 5: not afraid of me at all. They took me like 469 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:06,200 Speaker 5: a freaking bouncy house. But uh so, yeah, I've tried to. 470 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,520 Speaker 5: I tried to, you know, I've tried to undo some things. 471 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,680 Speaker 6: Yeah, they're not afraid of you because you're probably raising 472 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,320 Speaker 6: them with love, or at least my dad he. 473 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:14,399 Speaker 4: Raised me with fear. 474 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 6: I believe he was afraid that I would make the 475 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,159 Speaker 6: samest things he made. 476 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,000 Speaker 5: Oh, everyone was afraid of that. You were afraid of 477 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 5: other people's dads when I was growing up because they 478 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,000 Speaker 5: could hit you. 479 00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:22,560 Speaker 4: Yeah. 480 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, like, and they had big cars and they were 481 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,479 Speaker 5: always mad, and they were coming home and you just 482 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,160 Speaker 5: saw like, you know, like their wife scampering back into 483 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,640 Speaker 5: the house, you know, as they were pulling into the driveway. Yeah, 484 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,719 Speaker 5: the men were scary when I was growing up. So 485 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:42,120 Speaker 5: I probably overcorrected or whatever, but I'd rather have him 486 00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:45,119 Speaker 5: coming up this way. Yeah, my kids allowed you know, 487 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,640 Speaker 5: we were not loud, Like we were loud when mom 488 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,680 Speaker 5: was home. When dad was home, everybody just shut the 489 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,439 Speaker 5: hell up. And when he left, it was like like 490 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,080 Speaker 5: a stack of bricks off your chair. 491 00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,880 Speaker 4: Wait until your dad got home. Oh my god, those 492 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,000 Speaker 4: I mean it was funny. 493 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,560 Speaker 5: Was he actually was big? SOFTI was. Also, it turns 494 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,879 Speaker 5: out that way my mother was the one that beat us. 495 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:05,760 Speaker 4: Damn. 496 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we deserved. 497 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,280 Speaker 6: You said earlier, you always feel like things would be 498 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,320 Speaker 6: taken away from you, Like that's from childhood or that 499 00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:17,320 Speaker 6: cancel coach, Like, what do. 500 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,800 Speaker 5: You mean when you say that, No, this is before 501 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 5: cancel culture, well, because you I would You would see 502 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:25,960 Speaker 5: guys like idiots would get a show on the air 503 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,880 Speaker 5: and then immediately go buy a big house in a car. 504 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,440 Speaker 5: But back in the day, they would say you gotta 505 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,440 Speaker 5: wait till the third season, so you know that it's rolling, 506 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,480 Speaker 5: and you would watch guys blow all their money. I 507 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,040 Speaker 5: watched people get deals up at Montreal and they put 508 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,880 Speaker 5: it all in the dot com stock market. I knew 509 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,919 Speaker 5: that was I stayed away from that ship. When I 510 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,000 Speaker 5: was at the comic strip and comedians stopped talking about 511 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 5: comedy and they were talking about stocks, going like, you know, 512 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,600 Speaker 5: it's gonna split again, it's exacinitely gonna split again. I'm like, 513 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,399 Speaker 5: you are a dummy. You're a dummy. I'm a dummy. 514 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,920 Speaker 5: We should not be talking about this shit. So I 515 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,520 Speaker 5: didn't put it. But I saw guys lose all their 516 00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,240 Speaker 5: money that way. There was guys I used to be, 517 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:02,919 Speaker 5: you know, looking up like, oh my god, how do 518 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,480 Speaker 5: you get to that level? And then their stuff starts 519 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,480 Speaker 5: to go like that, like this this business is it's 520 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,159 Speaker 5: not for the for the week, and you got to 521 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,120 Speaker 5: save your money. I don't know, I'm trying to come 522 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 5: with something positive here, it's a fun job. Though it's 523 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:18,919 Speaker 5: a fun job. 524 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:19,840 Speaker 4: This is a call back. 525 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,320 Speaker 6: And when you saw those white comics on that level, 526 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,280 Speaker 6: did you say to yourself, he sucked the dick to 527 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 6: get there or did he wear a dress to get there? 528 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:26,800 Speaker 4: Like? Where does that? 529 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,439 Speaker 5: What is that? What is that theory that stigma come from? 530 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,440 Speaker 5: Because I'm asking you you brought that up twice. 531 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, because that's the that's the that's the stigma. Like 532 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,440 Speaker 6: you know, the stigma is for black commas. You gotta 533 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,000 Speaker 6: wear a dress to get to a certain level. You know, 534 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:39,919 Speaker 6: you did that. 535 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,360 Speaker 4: Ship According to Kat Williams about Twell. 536 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:48,159 Speaker 5: Milton Burrow, Milton Burrow made a whole career like be 537 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:52,720 Speaker 5: like that comes from Vaden Williams. Yeah, he played Missus Doubtfire, 538 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,560 Speaker 5: Tom Hanks was on Buzz and Buddies. I mean it 539 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,960 Speaker 5: was just like it was kind of the you know, 540 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 5: we don't have a good idea. Yeah, let's put a 541 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:04,440 Speaker 5: guy in a dress. That's kind of what it was. 542 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:09,800 Speaker 5: But I understand, you know, that's just one of those 543 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,880 Speaker 5: white things where I don't have to look at it like, oh, 544 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 5: they're doing this because they're trying to belittle me, because 545 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,280 Speaker 5: they don't see me as human. I don't have to 546 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,600 Speaker 5: deal with all the stuff you guys got to deal with, So, like, 547 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:21,160 Speaker 5: I don't know if it it's how much of that's true, 548 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,240 Speaker 5: how much of it's paranoia? I mean, I can't speak 549 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,440 Speaker 5: on that. I have no idea, but like. 550 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,879 Speaker 2: You know, I don't you never wore dress? 551 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,920 Speaker 5: Yeah, and that whole sucking a dick thing, Like it's 552 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,199 Speaker 5: like you just sort of know you did. 553 00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:37,720 Speaker 2: Did you never wear a dress? He said no, not 554 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,040 Speaker 2: that or that whole sucking addiction. 555 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,119 Speaker 5: It's more like, you create a show, you go in, 556 00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,719 Speaker 5: you pitch it to these people, they somehow take control 557 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,240 Speaker 5: of it. You lose to created by credit. They make 558 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,919 Speaker 5: all the money you don't. That's that's the way it 559 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,080 Speaker 5: usually works. It's not it's not like you want a 560 00:25:55,119 --> 00:26:00,040 Speaker 5: TV show, huh, all right, problem. 561 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,600 Speaker 3: And you better do it good because I got another 562 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,520 Speaker 3: forty guys. 563 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,720 Speaker 5: Waiting to suck. It's like, that's just I think a 564 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 5: lot of people want it to be that way because 565 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,639 Speaker 5: it just makes them feel better about their lives or 566 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,760 Speaker 5: where the fuck they're at. But it's just like, yeah, 567 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,800 Speaker 5: like most of Hollywood is overworked, underpaid people not getting 568 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,600 Speaker 5: credit for some shit that they created, and it happens 569 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,439 Speaker 5: to everybody. It happens at different levels, and you have 570 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:33,399 Speaker 5: to learn how to protect yourself, and nobody teaches you. 571 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,159 Speaker 5: You just go in there taking punches and then you go, oh, 572 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,639 Speaker 5: you know, and that that's usually how you learn, unless 573 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,760 Speaker 5: there's a comic that kind of takes you under under 574 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,680 Speaker 5: his wing or something and teaches you, like, well, got 575 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,359 Speaker 5: for this. They're going to try to do that. Damon 576 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:46,320 Speaker 5: Wayne's was great at that. 577 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:48,800 Speaker 4: Oh word, I've heard that before. 578 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,920 Speaker 5: That he was great at that. Like he barely knew 579 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 5: me and he you know, and he' said, he I 580 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,119 Speaker 5: saw you on TV. You funny man. We stand out 581 00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:57,359 Speaker 5: in front of the cellar. He goes what he got 582 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,000 Speaker 5: going on, and he just stood there. Damon Wayde's quick 583 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,800 Speaker 5: and believe it, he just stood there and for like 584 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,199 Speaker 5: twenty minutes, he's going, uh huh, all right, all right, 585 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,399 Speaker 5: this is what they're going to try to do. But 586 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,399 Speaker 5: he just was cooling, like, oh my god, I know 587 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,600 Speaker 5: I just did this business was so ruthless. But I 588 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,720 Speaker 5: never forgot that, and that was something that I learned. 589 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,760 Speaker 5: It's like, all right, so if I get somewhere, like 590 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,840 Speaker 5: my job is to tell the younger kids, you know 591 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,680 Speaker 5: how they going to try to come in. That's how 592 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,439 Speaker 5: they fuck you. Yeah, they don't care about they can 593 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,000 Speaker 5: get a hook or any time they want, or whatever 594 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,639 Speaker 5: the hell they want. They're trying to take your ideas 595 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 5: and get the money. They got all kinds of stuff 596 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,720 Speaker 5: they have. Like you remember back in the day, there 597 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,719 Speaker 5: was like points on a show, how many points you had, 598 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,520 Speaker 5: and they literally invented points that didn't mean shit, so 599 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,919 Speaker 5: you would be you got forty points, I only got thirty, 600 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,080 Speaker 5: but mine means something. You just don't mean anything. It's 601 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:51,320 Speaker 5: the whole thing is. Yeah, like here's one for you. 602 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,800 Speaker 5: It's way harder to prove somebody stole from you than 603 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,440 Speaker 5: defamation of character. Figure that one out. So that basically 604 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,320 Speaker 5: protects the thiefs. So when somebody steals from you can't 605 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:02,200 Speaker 5: then go around town and say this guy stole from me, 606 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,280 Speaker 5: stay away from him, blah blah. That gets back to him. 607 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 5: He can sue me, and he can just come up 608 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,639 Speaker 5: with the phony cost report, Well, well this mouse was 609 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,879 Speaker 5: thirty thousand dollars and this was fifteen, and and whittle 610 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,639 Speaker 5: down what he stole and they get away with it. 611 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,480 Speaker 5: Pad that experience. 612 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,920 Speaker 4: Will it Will it ever be fair? Will be no? 613 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,160 Speaker 5: Because human beings are completely flawed and it's God's fault 614 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,200 Speaker 5: because that's how he makes this. So you need to 615 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:32,600 Speaker 5: stop going on Sunday praising him. You need constructive criticism. Jesus, No, 616 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,640 Speaker 5: I didn't know. Let people freak out. Will freak out 617 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:40,520 Speaker 5: when you when you start making fun of God. I'm 618 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,160 Speaker 5: down to hear you. 619 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,040 Speaker 4: I'm down to hear it out, all right. 620 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:47,200 Speaker 5: No, I just it's just an astoundingly like uh, not 621 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,000 Speaker 5: even dumb. Just not have an empathy, which is the 622 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,880 Speaker 5: first level of intelligence. Is if you can't take yourself 623 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,680 Speaker 5: out of yourself and look at somebody else, see this 624 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,760 Speaker 5: situation and hear it that there's there's just a level 625 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,720 Speaker 5: of life in living life you're not going to get past. 626 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,800 Speaker 5: You're just not going to get past. And also they 627 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:10,800 Speaker 5: got to stop naming stuff deliberately confusing, like white privilege. 628 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,360 Speaker 5: Every white person I knew is I didn't grow up rich. 629 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,800 Speaker 5: That's how we took that shit. I don't know why. 630 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 5: I don't know who names the shit, but like I 631 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,400 Speaker 5: didn't know what it meant. I was like, what are 632 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 5: you talking about? I grew up in a duplex with 633 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,080 Speaker 5: fucking squirrels. 634 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,440 Speaker 4: And the So what would you call it? 635 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 5: What would I call white privilege? No, I would Well, 636 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,960 Speaker 5: that's a good question. Uh, I don't know being white, 637 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,920 Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know. I'm not good at this, 638 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,760 Speaker 5: like coming up with band names and shit like that. 639 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,840 Speaker 5: But like I didn't like, like it meant how you 640 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,760 Speaker 5: like moved through the earth through the world. 641 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,080 Speaker 4: Right. 642 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,800 Speaker 5: So one of the things I've been kind of having 643 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,160 Speaker 5: fun with in the Red States is talking about the 644 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,280 Speaker 5: Klan and now there's all this stuff you can't do anymore, 645 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 5: but you can still join that group. But I go, 646 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,160 Speaker 5: that's a great example of white privilege. Can you can 647 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,840 Speaker 5: still join a terrorist organization as a white person and 648 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,680 Speaker 5: it's protected under others freedom of speech? And they start saying, well, 649 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,320 Speaker 5: you know, I don't want to do the whole bit 650 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,000 Speaker 5: because I want to I want to flesh this thing out. 651 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:11,400 Speaker 5: But that's what they sit there, and then that's one 652 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,000 Speaker 5: of the most fun things about doing stand up is 653 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 5: going to a place like that and doing some stuff 654 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:23,600 Speaker 5: like that and getting them to hear it, and then 655 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 5: going to LA and kind of doing like the same thing. 656 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,320 Speaker 5: Because they think people in Hollywood think that you just 657 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,920 Speaker 5: put a BLM sign in the window, and that means, 658 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,800 Speaker 5: you know, you're like a saint, and it's like you 659 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:38,520 Speaker 5: haven't done anything, which you basically did was appeased your 660 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,240 Speaker 5: your sense of responsibility. What are you talking about, I 661 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,120 Speaker 5: put a sign in the window. I'm on the right 662 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,200 Speaker 5: side of history. Or my favorite one was it was 663 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:54,200 Speaker 5: white people marching in BLM marches, filming themselves or Instagram like, 664 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,520 Speaker 5: look what a great person I am. So it's just like, 665 00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,000 Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know a human being served 666 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:00,640 Speaker 5: or interesting. 667 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,760 Speaker 4: Is their comedy to be found in this year's election. 668 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:05,720 Speaker 4: I mean. 669 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,040 Speaker 5: The joke I've been doing. They're like this election is 670 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,440 Speaker 5: like you know, when Hollywood makes a shitty movie, you're like, man, 671 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,400 Speaker 5: that movie sucked, and then two years later there's like 672 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,800 Speaker 5: a sequel and you're like, they're making another one of these. 673 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:21,240 Speaker 5: That's how I look at this. I think, basically, it's 674 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,400 Speaker 5: not worth the job's not worth the headache. And I 675 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,680 Speaker 5: think that the House and the Senate basically voting that 676 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,000 Speaker 5: you can't prosecute us for insider trading, and they're all 677 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,520 Speaker 5: worth twenty to forty million dollars and you watch CNN 678 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,320 Speaker 5: and Fox News. You know who's supposed to be these 679 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,480 Speaker 5: journalists just completely leave them alone. It's like, why do 680 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,360 Speaker 5: I want that job? I can just sit here, no 681 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,160 Speaker 5: one knows who I am other than in my state. 682 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,280 Speaker 5: I can make my forty million move to another state, 683 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,760 Speaker 5: no one knows who I am. You know, get a 684 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,040 Speaker 5: boat and some coke and some wares, and I'm good, right, 685 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,600 Speaker 5: Like that's how they look at it, like seeing Nfox. 686 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,560 Speaker 5: If I was running sit c N, Fox News would 687 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,960 Speaker 5: be shut down. They are anti American. All they do 688 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:02,720 Speaker 5: every day their businesses divide us and and then who 689 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,000 Speaker 5: they go after, they just go after. The reason why 690 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,760 Speaker 5: comedians have been getting so much shit is because we 691 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,720 Speaker 5: don't advertise on their network, so we're just soft targets. 692 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:11,120 Speaker 4: Right. 693 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,760 Speaker 5: That's why I could being in the pandemic. You remember 694 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,239 Speaker 5: that kid who he hoarded all the hand sanitizer, one 695 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,560 Speaker 5: of the greatest fucking gambles ever, because they was a 696 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,520 Speaker 5: SARS is coming and all of this shit. This kid said, ah, 697 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,400 Speaker 5: I think this stuff is real, And he had a 698 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,000 Speaker 5: whole garage full of hand sanitizer and he was up 699 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,840 Speaker 5: in the price by one hundred percent and seeing ah, 700 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,240 Speaker 5: they were just dragging this kid. How could you do that? 701 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,120 Speaker 5: And then meanwhile, like big pharmaceutical companies, it's like four 702 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,960 Speaker 5: to sixty bucks for a leukemia pill and that's totally fine. 703 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,680 Speaker 5: Why is that fine? Because they're making money off them, 704 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,920 Speaker 5: so they're not going to, like, you know, bite the 705 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,120 Speaker 5: hand that feed. So this is the shit that like 706 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,800 Speaker 5: you think about when you're alone a lot on the 707 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,720 Speaker 5: road and it eventually makes you go crazy. So I 708 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,400 Speaker 5: just I have decided what. I just sort of like 709 00:32:55,560 --> 00:33:00,440 Speaker 5: I don't pay attention to like anything, and I try 710 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,280 Speaker 5: not to, but then and when I do, it's like heartbreaking. 711 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,360 Speaker 5: Like there's there's a uh, there's a documentary about the 712 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,840 Speaker 5: Ukraine that came out one an oscar and I just 713 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,040 Speaker 5: saw the trailers. I just was the most heartbreaking thing 714 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:10,560 Speaker 5: you've ever seen. 715 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,760 Speaker 6: It's almost like ignorance is bliss right, Like that's what 716 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 6: you realize that unless you know happy you are. 717 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:22,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, or like, uh, I don't know, Yeah, it's weird. 718 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,680 Speaker 5: It's weird. And then dumb people think they know everything. 719 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,800 Speaker 5: Mm hmmm, I had this works let me, I got 720 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,120 Speaker 5: it all figured out. Yeah, So that's why I realized, Yeah, 721 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,040 Speaker 5: I don't know shit, does. 722 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,200 Speaker 2: Cancel go to scare you at all? Does it make 723 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:34,600 Speaker 2: you change? 724 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:34,880 Speaker 4: You said? 725 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,640 Speaker 1: You see a lot of comedians change the set, change 726 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,680 Speaker 1: how they talk, change what they talk about. 727 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,160 Speaker 5: Uh. Well, that was something that, like most movements, started 728 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,160 Speaker 5: with something good, you know, and then was quickly co 729 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,520 Speaker 5: opted by people with their own interest and then it 730 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,920 Speaker 5: just completely lost its way. 731 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,320 Speaker 2: And like, is it good because because medians were usually 732 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,800 Speaker 2: the ones that well, I think you. 733 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,520 Speaker 5: Laugh, you know, but if there was people, No, but 734 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,280 Speaker 5: the initial thing that there's these people out there actually 735 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,320 Speaker 5: abusing people, like that was good to get rid of 736 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,240 Speaker 5: those people that that wasn't bad. But then all of 737 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,640 Speaker 5: a sudden it's spun into what are you talking about 738 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,920 Speaker 5: in your act? 739 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:08,319 Speaker 4: You know? 740 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,759 Speaker 5: I worked with an actor she got she got canceled 741 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,359 Speaker 5: for an analogy and it was and it was all politics. 742 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,480 Speaker 5: The girl on Star Wars. Uh, it was she didn't 743 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,040 Speaker 5: want to get the she didn't want to get the 744 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,040 Speaker 5: COVID shot, and then she made some sort of Nazi 745 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:29,160 Speaker 5: Germany analogy. Right, well, no, it'll do if it goes 746 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,600 Speaker 5: against the politics, if it went across, if she was 747 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,600 Speaker 5: coming the other way, if she was coming like the 748 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,040 Speaker 5: other way, then I don't think it doesn't land that way, 749 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,560 Speaker 5: because I gotta be honest with you, Like Hitler and 750 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:45,279 Speaker 5: Nazi analogies and comedy are like are hackey, it's forever been, 751 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,279 Speaker 5: this guy is the next Hitler blah blah blah bah 752 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:53,239 Speaker 5: blah or something like that, So you know, like I 753 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:57,600 Speaker 5: don't know it, So it's it's it's I kind of 754 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,719 Speaker 5: like didn't really notice it was happening that I was 755 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,000 Speaker 5: kind of on stage going like, oh, I just said that, 756 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,040 Speaker 5: what if somebody just takes that clip? And as I 757 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,919 Speaker 5: didn't realize I was doing that till I did. Dave 758 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,279 Speaker 5: Chappelle was doing COVID shows and I went there and 759 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,960 Speaker 5: nobody had a phone, and just the freedom of that, 760 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,200 Speaker 5: not like I was gonna go out and say something ignorant, 761 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,400 Speaker 5: but just not having to worry about that when they 762 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,200 Speaker 5: were really kind of common for people, because I think 763 00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,840 Speaker 5: it's like died down, but it was a while. It 764 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,040 Speaker 5: just seemed like they had to throw a log on 765 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,360 Speaker 5: the fire every month and eat whether they had somebody 766 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:30,680 Speaker 5: or not. 767 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,200 Speaker 4: And the wrong Nazi Germany Hitler reference will get you 768 00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:35,719 Speaker 4: in any air. 769 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:45,000 Speaker 5: Look, it's all it depends on your intent. It depends 770 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,920 Speaker 5: on your intent. I did Nazi jokes when I was 771 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,840 Speaker 5: in Germany, and they would die and laugh because it 772 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:57,520 Speaker 5: was just like, what was it. I was just talking 773 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,680 Speaker 5: about all their accomplishments. I go, you know what's amazing 774 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,960 Speaker 5: about you guys, you know all the accomplishments you made, 775 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:07,920 Speaker 5: you know, with the automobile, you know, weaponry, audio tape. 776 00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,920 Speaker 5: I just was listing all their accomplishments. I go, and 777 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:15,200 Speaker 5: then you just pick one wrong guy and it all 778 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,160 Speaker 5: goes to hell. And I just started talking about yeah, 779 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:23,440 Speaker 5: because and then they filmed it so they can't refute it. Oh, 780 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,640 Speaker 5: that was a joke I was doing. Yeah, how Germany 781 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,279 Speaker 5: they actually have shame for what they did, and it's 782 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,920 Speaker 5: not because they're better white people. It's because they're oppressed people. 783 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,520 Speaker 5: One they have to they have to acknowledge it. 784 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,640 Speaker 6: The nottification though, that is that's what That's what that was. Yeah, 785 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,520 Speaker 6: it was them having shame for what they did and 786 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,160 Speaker 6: you know, cleaning everything up. 787 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,400 Speaker 5: I find neo like neo Nazis are fascinating to me 788 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,320 Speaker 5: because like they're all like to support the troops people 789 00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,080 Speaker 5: and they're like neo Nazis and it's like, well, you 790 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,120 Speaker 5: know the troops were fighting the Nazis. Like, just how 791 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,360 Speaker 5: all of that gets blurred after time? It's weird. 792 00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,760 Speaker 6: Not that one little piece you just said Neo nazis 793 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,200 Speaker 6: a fan. Yeah, clip that on Twitter? 794 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,759 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there it is. You have a field day. 795 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,080 Speaker 5: I find them intriguing. 796 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,840 Speaker 4: How big of a deal is it now for a 797 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,200 Speaker 4: comedian to have a special. 798 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,080 Speaker 5: Yeah, I still think it's it's a to have a 799 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,759 Speaker 5: good one. If you have a whatever one, it's I 800 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,000 Speaker 5: don't know what it's going to do for you, but uh, 801 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,920 Speaker 5: I'm old school. I still like I'm like one of 802 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,360 Speaker 5: those you know guys now in your business they just 803 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,080 Speaker 5: make singles and stuff like that. So that's starting to 804 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,880 Speaker 5: become that like have a special chopping up. That's what 805 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,319 Speaker 5: the younger kids are doing. I'm still of the I'm 806 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,080 Speaker 5: still making albums, So I don't know if that's stupid 807 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,560 Speaker 5: or whatever, but that's that's how I do it. But 808 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,480 Speaker 5: I'm also the belief that, like, as long as you're 809 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,040 Speaker 5: doing quality, people are going to come. 810 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,799 Speaker 6: And see yeah, and stay consistent. 811 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,120 Speaker 5: It feels like a comedy Ted talk. He's a very 812 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:51,840 Speaker 5: in depth question. 813 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,680 Speaker 2: I just want to know, and I was I was 814 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:56,560 Speaker 2: performing a fmway. 815 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,520 Speaker 4: Paul. Oh, that was. 816 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,319 Speaker 5: One of those that was so big, Like, I don't 817 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,719 Speaker 5: think I even mentally dealt it with it until like 818 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,680 Speaker 5: two years after. 819 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:04,880 Speaker 4: I did it. 820 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,160 Speaker 2: Thirty five thousand people. 821 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,239 Speaker 5: Yeah, something like that. I felt like I was in 822 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,919 Speaker 5: led Zeppelin. They had a police escort. We drove into 823 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,480 Speaker 5: the thing, you know, as good is. I was there 824 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,120 Speaker 5: for a week because I got a family up there, 825 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,239 Speaker 5: So I always go back in the summer. And you 826 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:23,280 Speaker 5: got a family up there, I have family relatives. No, No, 827 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:25,320 Speaker 5: I've lived. 828 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:25,840 Speaker 4: A lot of lives. 829 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,560 Speaker 5: It was a waitress early on in my career. We 830 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,279 Speaker 5: weren't a good place. Now, No, I was, And I 831 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,920 Speaker 5: was walking around town and people say, hey, man, you know, 832 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,560 Speaker 5: good luck on the show, you know, blah blah. So 833 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,279 Speaker 5: I kind of felt like the city was behind me, 834 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,680 Speaker 5: which was another thing to like have to like think about. 835 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,480 Speaker 5: So yeah, I went up there, and what I didn't 836 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,840 Speaker 5: realize is like they've so perfected the sound and the 837 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,920 Speaker 5: screens and everything. It was just like this giant comedy 838 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,080 Speaker 5: club and you always killing me. People kept going like, 839 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,279 Speaker 5: just make sure you take it all in when you're 840 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,160 Speaker 5: up there. Just make sure you know you take a 841 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,960 Speaker 5: moment for yourself. It's like, this is comedy. I can't 842 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,680 Speaker 5: do that. The second I take a moment with myself, 843 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,800 Speaker 5: I'm immediately bombing. So what I kept doing was during 844 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,840 Speaker 5: Bigger Laughs, was just looking out Okahoma plate where it 845 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,000 Speaker 5: said Fenway Park, and that was That's just it was 846 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,160 Speaker 5: mind blowing and uh yeah, and then we got to 847 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,640 Speaker 5: let us hang up in right field smoking cigars and 848 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,480 Speaker 5: we might my family. We used to always get tickets 849 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,040 Speaker 5: the blue seats up and right field, so it was 850 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,360 Speaker 5: kind of up there. It was really uh yeah, that 851 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,120 Speaker 5: was something. So that was that was a one time 852 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,920 Speaker 5: only because you want to do it again. It's like, no, no, 853 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,879 Speaker 5: I don't think there's any point to go back. 854 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,440 Speaker 4: Lotter request with tickets. 855 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,560 Speaker 5: Oh from people, Uh you know, it wasn't that bad. 856 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,120 Speaker 5: It wasn't that bad, you know. It was was nerve 857 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,719 Speaker 5: wracking though. Was my high school reunion also? Was there? No, 858 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,680 Speaker 5: they just decided to go to the show and that 859 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,560 Speaker 5: and it's just like that's just like a weird thing 860 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,160 Speaker 5: where like when I meet people from high school, like, 861 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,360 Speaker 5: you know, I had a really cool class, so like 862 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,080 Speaker 5: I'm still the person I was, and and so are 863 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,400 Speaker 5: they it's just I'm doing on this weird thing. So 864 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,520 Speaker 5: that was kind of I didn't block that out a 865 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,960 Speaker 5: little bit, hight to be like, you know, all those 866 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,279 Speaker 5: girls who were afraid to talk to you go back 867 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,840 Speaker 5: to being like, you know, little billy, redheaded kid in 868 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,600 Speaker 5: like ninth grade. So I had to like, Okay, I 869 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,160 Speaker 5: gotta block this shit out and do my job. 870 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,440 Speaker 4: You just stun on him a little bit. 871 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:22,160 Speaker 5: Nah, that my time to do that. I blew it 872 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,080 Speaker 5: and I just accepted. I took the loss and I 873 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:28,400 Speaker 5: kept moving forward. I don't do I don't go back. No, 874 00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:30,919 Speaker 5: you married right, yeah, to a black woman. 875 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,920 Speaker 4: If I'm not mistaking, Yeah, how does that happen? 876 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,280 Speaker 5: How does that happen? 877 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,080 Speaker 2: How does that happen? 878 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,120 Speaker 4: Saying a white guy from. 879 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,960 Speaker 5: I watch, like, you know, I watched Different Strokes growing up, 880 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,879 Speaker 5: and I had a crush on Janet Jackson? How does 881 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,440 Speaker 5: that happen? 882 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:46,000 Speaker 4: You mean? 883 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,520 Speaker 5: First time I met her, I was with her dad, 884 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,080 Speaker 5: who was booking the Apollo. So I was doing showtime 885 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,480 Speaker 5: with the Apollo and she was standing out back. 886 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,040 Speaker 4: Oh she's black, black. 887 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:08,200 Speaker 5: So black people the Apollo, it was my wife is gorgeous. 888 00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,560 Speaker 5: He's gorgeous. So that was one thing, but I didn't 889 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,600 Speaker 5: really I I came and was coming up the backstairs 890 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,799 Speaker 5: and someone was getting booed, and I just remember thinking like, 891 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,680 Speaker 5: why am I doing this? I didn't need to do this. 892 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:23,400 Speaker 5: This all started with like that Patrici shit where he 893 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,840 Speaker 5: was always, you know, fucking with you. So he was like, 894 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,560 Speaker 5: you have a good set, and he would just and 895 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,279 Speaker 5: then he started talking about talents room, talent Will's room 896 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,359 Speaker 5: around the corner, saying like, you know, there's a bunch 897 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,319 Speaker 5: of comics over there that ten times funnier than all 898 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,279 Speaker 5: you white guys, and dah da da da da, and 899 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,960 Speaker 5: you know, so it kind of felt like all right. 900 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,640 Speaker 5: He was like I just want a championship, and somebody 901 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,359 Speaker 5: saying no, there's some guys across the way that could 902 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,040 Speaker 5: kick your ask. They're not allowed in the league. So 903 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,400 Speaker 5: it's like, all right, I gotta go play him. So 904 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,400 Speaker 5: I started doing those rooms, and then that led and 905 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,759 Speaker 5: then I was thinking like, well, this's be great. I'll 906 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,520 Speaker 5: do the black rooms. I'll also do the white rooms, 907 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,719 Speaker 5: and then I can get that draw. That crowd that 908 00:41:54,760 --> 00:42:00,319 Speaker 5: I heard on those Richard prior albums didn't happen, but 909 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,960 Speaker 5: I ended up doing the Apollo, and uh, that's where 910 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,320 Speaker 5: I met her. But I met her again on Tough Crowd. 911 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,920 Speaker 5: She was doing Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and we 912 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,920 Speaker 5: kind of hit it off, and I remember I just 913 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,080 Speaker 5: kept asking around. She just kept being a jerk, and 914 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,280 Speaker 5: right as I was a typical woman, right the second 915 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,319 Speaker 5: I was like, you know, what, the hell with her? 916 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,600 Speaker 5: The hell with her? Ended up running into her and 917 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,640 Speaker 5: then all of a sudden she was like really nice 918 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,319 Speaker 5: and we were hanging out. Oh my god, this guy 919 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:32,040 Speaker 5: was cock blocking me so bad that night on such 920 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,520 Speaker 5: an epic level. 921 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,040 Speaker 2: Can't blame him, obviously. 922 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,440 Speaker 5: No, it's because no, if it'd be no, why what 923 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,880 Speaker 5: do you mean? I mean, because she's so beautiful, as 924 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,560 Speaker 5: you understand why he was kind of that's not why 925 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,760 Speaker 5: he was doing No, you don't have all the information 926 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:51,160 Speaker 5: music is this guy's advocating cock blocking. I was like, 927 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:56,840 Speaker 5: why did you get that chair advocating that shit? No, 928 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,480 Speaker 5: he was doing it because he was miserable in his 929 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,400 Speaker 5: own relationship. So like he saw me like and it 930 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,200 Speaker 5: was like, you know, it was like fireworks, like we 931 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:07,799 Speaker 5: just like, I mean, love it first night and yeah, 932 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,520 Speaker 5: like I've I've only met two people that had like 933 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,879 Speaker 5: a vibe like her in my life. And the first 934 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,319 Speaker 5: one was a dude. He was just so that wasn't no. 935 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,239 Speaker 5: He was like no, just walked in the room, you know, 936 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,319 Speaker 5: and you just knew the person was coming the room. 937 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,799 Speaker 5: She has that vibe, right, so uh. 938 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,040 Speaker 4: Hold on, you got to clear that him. That will 939 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:28,319 Speaker 4: be clear. 940 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,200 Speaker 6: But you didn't date the guy nothing. No, I'm just 941 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:33,959 Speaker 6: one of the black people. 942 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,480 Speaker 5: Let go this homophobia. You always got a check like 943 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:41,160 Speaker 5: what are you doing? Manicured eyebrows, Like I'm gonna sit 944 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,360 Speaker 5: here and act like you're all good over there, like 945 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,919 Speaker 5: you don't have to swing a leg over the fence 946 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:49,799 Speaker 5: every once in a while. You got fucking sandals on 947 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,839 Speaker 5: and white socks. He looked like you just came from 948 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:59,680 Speaker 5: a steam room. Yeah No, I just mean like like 949 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,160 Speaker 5: I I always paid attention to energy because my energy 950 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,879 Speaker 5: was terrible. I was like all introverted and blah blah 951 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,200 Speaker 5: blah blah. So I was fascinated with people that were 952 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,000 Speaker 5: just free. 953 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:09,799 Speaker 4: So that's what I meant. 954 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,920 Speaker 5: Okay, we're gonna go back to sucking dick for a 955 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,960 Speaker 5: show again. Guy's a one trick pony over here. 956 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:17,160 Speaker 4: So we go. 957 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,839 Speaker 5: We go to like hang out right. No, So we're 958 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,040 Speaker 5: like vibing and everything, and I literally had to say 959 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,680 Speaker 5: to the dude, he was like a chick. I'd be like, 960 00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:25,759 Speaker 5: hey man, sorry, I'm not paying attention together. That's how 961 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,400 Speaker 5: they fuck, he was. I was just like, you know, 962 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,680 Speaker 5: I'm hitting it off for there. Man, I think it's 963 00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,600 Speaker 5: just going all right. Right, So the end of the 964 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:31,920 Speaker 5: night comes, the end of the stand up show, and 965 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,360 Speaker 5: he just comes walking over. He goes, he so you go, 966 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,160 Speaker 5: you guys want to go get something to eat, right, 967 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,200 Speaker 5: and he invites her and everybody. Now I'm at this 968 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,200 Speaker 5: fucking table and there was like, you know, ten other 969 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,480 Speaker 5: people there, and he's all the way down the end 970 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,720 Speaker 5: and he's still like yelling down shit, trying to interrupt 971 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,680 Speaker 5: any of my talking to her. I mean so long ago. 972 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,320 Speaker 5: I just remember one point that check came and I 973 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,719 Speaker 5: didn't have any money, so I said, I'll put just 974 00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:54,160 Speaker 5: give me the cash, I'll put it on my card. 975 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,960 Speaker 5: He's like, oh, he's just trying to get the miles 976 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,919 Speaker 5: like that's like that's how he was doing it, right, Hey, 977 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,680 Speaker 5: So everybody goes to leave and now it's just oh no, no, no. 978 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,800 Speaker 5: It was the middle of the dinner, right or whatever 979 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,359 Speaker 5: the fuck we were doing the cock block dinner right, 980 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,200 Speaker 5: And I finally just look at her. I just give up, 981 00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:11,920 Speaker 5: right because he won't shut the fuck up. And I 982 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,600 Speaker 5: finally just looked at her and I go, can I 983 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,080 Speaker 5: at least split a cab with you home? So she 984 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,399 Speaker 5: does that female thing, why do you want to split 985 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,880 Speaker 5: a cab with me? And I just said fuck it 986 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,279 Speaker 5: all right. I was just thinking, I go because I 987 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:26,600 Speaker 5: want to kiss you, right, okay, right? So she put 988 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,680 Speaker 5: her head down and smiled, and I was like, I 989 00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,920 Speaker 5: got her. Fuck this guy, so I let him do 990 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:36,239 Speaker 5: all his bullshit. Everybody leaves except for him, me and 991 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,000 Speaker 5: who's going to become my future wife? And he literally goes. 992 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,279 Speaker 5: He goes, he goes, where do you live? Do you 993 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,160 Speaker 5: live uptown? And she goes, yeah, I live a time 994 00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:44,239 Speaker 5: go I live it too. He goes, you want to 995 00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,640 Speaker 5: split a cab? He's trying to leave with her, and 996 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,479 Speaker 5: she goes, no, I'm taking a ride home. I'm riding 997 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,600 Speaker 5: home with Bill. He's going like, oh no, but he 998 00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,600 Speaker 5: was so in his ship, he was so in his ship, 999 00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,440 Speaker 5: like he didn't She said, I'm not going to say 1000 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,600 Speaker 5: his name she went so, and so I'm splitting a 1001 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,480 Speaker 5: cab with Bill and I didn't have to I didn't 1002 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,520 Speaker 5: have to say ship. I just stood there and then 1003 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:11,440 Speaker 5: he he left and it was funny. I don't talk 1004 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,080 Speaker 5: to him for four days and he calls me up. 1005 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,680 Speaker 5: He's like, Hey, what's going on? Like nothing, what's up? 1006 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,880 Speaker 5: He's like, uh so, like what You're not gonna you 1007 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,400 Speaker 5: didn't call me because you thought it was cock blocking 1008 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,120 Speaker 5: you there other night And I'm like you were He goes, no, 1009 00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:26,839 Speaker 5: I wasn't. I'm like, why did you bring it up? 1010 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:33,520 Speaker 5: That was the end of that friendship? And you know, 1011 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,200 Speaker 5: I just don't have time. I don't have time for that, 1012 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,160 Speaker 5: you know what I mean. And plus it was also 1013 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,839 Speaker 5: kind of teetering anyways, you know it. 1014 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,080 Speaker 4: Was obvious too. It's like, yeah, your. 1015 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,200 Speaker 6: You're a woman failed to w NBA joke is one 1016 00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,480 Speaker 6: of the greatest social commentary though. 1017 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you. I mean, I'm just I'm saying, yes, 1018 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,080 Speaker 5: I appreciate that. 1019 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,840 Speaker 4: How did you get How did you get that? 1020 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:58,200 Speaker 5: I was watching ESPN and they were blaming. They were 1021 00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:02,560 Speaker 5: talking about like female sports not getting money and stuff 1022 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,239 Speaker 5: like that and all of that, and like he's just 1023 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,480 Speaker 5: being in entertainment. It's like you have to put assets 1024 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,719 Speaker 5: in the seats and that's what brings the money in. 1025 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,680 Speaker 5: So there was a point where, you know, professional football 1026 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,800 Speaker 5: wasn't doing as well as college football, and these guys 1027 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,680 Speaker 5: just kept working in and working it till it became 1028 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,600 Speaker 5: like what it was. And you know, there's more women 1029 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,799 Speaker 5: than there are men, So like, this is not on 1030 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:29,200 Speaker 5: us that women's sports at the very least aren't being supported. 1031 00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:32,359 Speaker 5: So they're not being supported because you guys aren't showing up. 1032 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:36,080 Speaker 5: So that was the seed of the bit. And I 1033 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,200 Speaker 5: always forget my material. I forget how you. 1034 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:42,080 Speaker 6: Pointed to what actually is successful that women's support. 1035 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,000 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah Reality TV, yeah, which is 1036 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,160 Speaker 5: a bunch of women yelling at each other, yeah and fighting, 1037 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:53,279 Speaker 5: yeah yeah, throwing juice and drinks and water. Yeah, my 1038 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,360 Speaker 5: wife likes those shows. 1039 00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,440 Speaker 4: Have you seen the Texas? The former Texans? 1040 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,760 Speaker 6: Funny that place for the Steelers now Cameron Johnson and 1041 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,080 Speaker 6: they when the headlines says steal a sign Bilberg look alike? 1042 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:04,880 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I see that. 1043 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:05,520 Speaker 4: That's scary. 1044 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:12,360 Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I concur that guy does definitely look like me. 1045 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,000 Speaker 5: Would have been cool if he was a quarterback. 1046 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,120 Speaker 4: But that shows how how popular you are. 1047 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,759 Speaker 5: Correct, Oh yeah, I guess so. I don't think any 1048 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:21,799 Speaker 5: of that ship really. 1049 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:22,600 Speaker 4: Yeah. 1050 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,360 Speaker 5: No, that's the end of you, and that's the end 1051 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,759 Speaker 5: of you. You start walking around these I don't know. 1052 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:33,880 Speaker 5: I actually I kind of appreciate people that feel that 1053 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,279 Speaker 5: way about themselves. And also I don't understand it, but 1054 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,200 Speaker 5: I mean, when you're standing that those people do that 1055 00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,000 Speaker 5: with their shirt blowing in front of a fan, in 1056 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,480 Speaker 5: front of their own audience, that ship is hilarious to me. 1057 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,839 Speaker 4: I don't think you can go that far. But when 1058 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,279 Speaker 4: you think about your home, you. 1059 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,080 Speaker 5: Got the sandals on. I could see he's doing that, 1060 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,440 Speaker 5: blowing your hoodie around. I'm just gonna do it to 1061 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,600 Speaker 5: you before you do it to me. How many times 1062 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,560 Speaker 5: you wash that sweatshirt by the way that it looks 1063 00:48:56,600 --> 00:49:01,440 Speaker 5: like a white guy sweatshirt. Threw it in with the towels. Okay, 1064 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,120 Speaker 5: oh it's tied that. 1065 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:02,640 Speaker 4: Yeah. 1066 00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:04,440 Speaker 6: Well, when you think about your humble beginning, then you 1067 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,719 Speaker 6: think about Finway Park, you got to take that in 1068 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,200 Speaker 6: a little bit. 1069 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:08,760 Speaker 4: Like I came a long. 1070 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,959 Speaker 5: Way at least I did. I did, but like I get, 1071 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,319 Speaker 5: I'm too afraid to That's basically what it is. I'm 1072 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,759 Speaker 5: too afraid to look at what I'm doing in situations 1073 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,400 Speaker 5: like that because I need to perform. So if I 1074 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,719 Speaker 5: get all into the you know, start thinking of the 1075 00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:29,440 Speaker 5: magnitude or something. I just literally saw Kevin Hart's picture 1076 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,240 Speaker 5: on the door man. It's one of my favorite people 1077 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:31,800 Speaker 5: in the business. 1078 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,000 Speaker 6: Kevin bought he used to buy his chairs. So that's 1079 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,400 Speaker 6: why we have him sitting in that chair because he 1080 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,200 Speaker 6: bought for the old stue. 1081 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,040 Speaker 4: He bought all the chairs. 1082 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,200 Speaker 5: It's one of my favorite people. All I do, our 1083 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,640 Speaker 5: whole relationship is just giving each other shit. I don't 1084 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:48,879 Speaker 5: think if I had actual conversation anyway, Yeah I don't. 1085 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:54,480 Speaker 5: I don't think of stuff like that. So I I 1086 00:49:54,480 --> 00:50:00,239 Speaker 5: I minimize, minimize, minimized, minimize. So because I had horrible 1087 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:05,640 Speaker 5: anxiety when I started out, Yeah, so I had to 1088 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,719 Speaker 5: figure out how to get The only way I could 1089 00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,080 Speaker 5: figure out how to get it past it was to 1090 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,040 Speaker 5: look at the stuff that I was doing and act 1091 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,879 Speaker 5: like it wasn't a big deal, just a job. They 1092 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,200 Speaker 5: come in here, they get sitters and pay you know 1093 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,680 Speaker 5: money to come here. I come here, I make them laugh, 1094 00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,799 Speaker 5: they leave. Hopefully they come back and I just sort 1095 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,880 Speaker 5: of reduce it to that and then I don't know. 1096 00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,120 Speaker 5: Then I come on a show like this and you 1097 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,040 Speaker 5: start bringing stuff up, and that's when I think. That's 1098 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,520 Speaker 5: when I first start thinking about it. Look, mat, I'm 1099 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:36,800 Speaker 5: getting uncomfortable now, ready to go right, just thinking talking 1100 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,319 Speaker 5: about that ship. That all comes back also comes back 1101 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:45,480 Speaker 5: to like just like, uh, I don't know this weird 1102 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:49,960 Speaker 5: like low self esteem and then also like not accepting compliments. 1103 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,680 Speaker 5: I haven't figured that part of me out past synd 1104 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:56,319 Speaker 5: Oh my god, first time. 1105 00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:58,399 Speaker 4: Yeah. 1106 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,840 Speaker 5: I always like that's the thought that every time I 1107 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,200 Speaker 5: get off stage, My thought is that I make him 1108 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,320 Speaker 5: laugh enough that they're gonna come back. And I club 1109 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:11,279 Speaker 5: Soda Kenny, I like, he like reassures me. Clubs club 1110 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:16,160 Speaker 5: Soda Kenny is my club sort of Candy Kenny Kenny Kenny. 1111 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:21,360 Speaker 5: You know, I'm suspicious. 1112 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:21,560 Speaker 4: Crazy. 1113 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:26,000 Speaker 5: I'm just doing it back to you. Uh club Soda 1114 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:32,120 Speaker 5: Kenny legendary, UH former police officer, tour manager and UH 1115 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:35,399 Speaker 5: security guy. This he's like, I made it. I made 1116 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,799 Speaker 5: a short film with him. I gotta, I gotta put 1117 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,600 Speaker 5: it up on your your website. So he's the guy 1118 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,680 Speaker 5: when I got upstage, he's you know, works with Dice, 1119 00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:46,359 Speaker 5: He's worked with everybody, and uh so he knows. And 1120 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,440 Speaker 5: he's also you know, he's a cop Jersey guy. You know, 1121 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,200 Speaker 5: he talks like like straight shooter. He's not gonna be like, no, 1122 00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:53,799 Speaker 5: I was a good one. I always good to blah 1123 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,480 Speaker 5: blah blah. And then you know, if I get the 1124 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,279 Speaker 5: pat on the back, I know I I had a 1125 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,879 Speaker 5: good one. So yeah, that that is my I don't 1126 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:05,799 Speaker 5: walk off stage, you know, Oh god, I'm not going 1127 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,120 Speaker 5: to use that reference to start some shit. I don't 1128 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,160 Speaker 5: walk off stage thinking I'm the ship. I walk off 1129 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,560 Speaker 5: stage thinking I hope that was good enough that they 1130 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:14,120 Speaker 5: come back. 1131 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:19,040 Speaker 8: So that was crazy because I'm literally still starstruck. Just 1132 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,239 Speaker 8: remember when I just walked past the room and I 1133 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:21,920 Speaker 8: was like, oh. 1134 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,760 Speaker 4: Shit, Bilbert's Bilberg? How you doing? 1135 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,719 Speaker 8: And he was just looking like he was like not 1136 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,279 Speaker 8: at all, like oh yeah, you know, I am that guy. 1137 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,200 Speaker 5: You know. It was just really cool. 1138 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,160 Speaker 8: And the first time you made me laugh was Racial 1139 00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:42,000 Speaker 8: Drafts the Dave Chappelle when it came out, but I 1140 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,440 Speaker 8: watched it because I was a big fan of Chappelle 1141 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,120 Speaker 8: show and then everyo. 1142 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,480 Speaker 5: That was one of the coolest things the first really 1143 00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:53,640 Speaker 5: cool thing that I ever got on where it was 1144 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:57,600 Speaker 5: like I got this experience like Beatlemania, and I only 1145 00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,640 Speaker 5: did Like most of us is probably like, who the 1146 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,880 Speaker 5: hell were you on that? First of all, I had hair, 1147 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,760 Speaker 5: and I only did like, you know, four or five. Yeah, 1148 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:10,680 Speaker 5: So I remember, Uh, I was at this thing Bonnaroot. 1149 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:12,960 Speaker 5: You guys ever heard of bon Oh? 1150 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:13,600 Speaker 4: You have? All? Right? 1151 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,239 Speaker 5: Okay? So Bonnaroo is like this sort of uh you know, 1152 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,640 Speaker 5: this this music festival in Nashville. It was one of 1153 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,279 Speaker 5: the early years of it. It was a lot of 1154 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:26,560 Speaker 5: jam bands. It was some really like earthy, smelly white people, 1155 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,440 Speaker 5: sort of out in the field type of thing. Not 1156 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,760 Speaker 5: not a city kid vibe. So it was pretty white, 1157 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:36,600 Speaker 5: not country white, but damn close. And the lights went 1158 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,160 Speaker 5: down and I was seeing like this this band, what 1159 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,239 Speaker 5: the hell are they called practice? Like brain was on 1160 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:45,279 Speaker 5: drums burning well sort of this offshoot band, and the 1161 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,799 Speaker 5: lights went down. It was like ten thousand people in 1162 00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,759 Speaker 5: this tent and the lights went down and they were 1163 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,439 Speaker 5: waiting for the band, and I just heard this dude, 1164 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,080 Speaker 5: just go what And then somebody else on the other 1165 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:59,759 Speaker 5: side yell yeah, And then somebody else yelled okay. Dude, 1166 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,759 Speaker 5: we got like goosebumps, and it was like it was 1167 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,719 Speaker 5: like right when it was I think it was right 1168 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:11,080 Speaker 5: after Rick James sketch had already like blown up and 1169 00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:15,120 Speaker 5: I saw like how big this show was on. I 1170 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:20,799 Speaker 5: couldn't believe it. And there was like comedians were telling me, going, dude, 1171 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,279 Speaker 5: that show you're on is fucking blowing up. I just 1172 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,840 Speaker 5: did a college gig and like say, it came on 1173 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,560 Speaker 5: at like ten o'clock or something like that on Comedy Central, 1174 00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:30,719 Speaker 5: and this show was at nine point thirty, like they 1175 00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,520 Speaker 5: would be doing a show trying to do an hour 1176 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,920 Speaker 5: at ten o'clock, like five or ten. Half the crowd 1177 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,000 Speaker 5: would just get up and leave, and he'd be like, 1178 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,359 Speaker 5: you know, thinking, what did I say, Well, well, we're 1179 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,680 Speaker 5: gonna go watch the Chappelle Show. I don't know if 1180 00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,880 Speaker 5: anything gets that big again with not all of those media, 1181 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:49,640 Speaker 5: but it was like and everybody brings up, you know, 1182 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,000 Speaker 5: the Rick James one and all of that. I will 1183 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,759 Speaker 5: tell you this, the lawn Order sketch that I was 1184 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:59,240 Speaker 5: in the first cut of that, and I think Comedy 1185 00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:02,960 Speaker 5: Central thought was too dark. Oh my god. It was 1186 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,960 Speaker 5: like it was like a fucking oscar winning movie because 1187 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:10,319 Speaker 5: it was hilarious. And then it was like when the 1188 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,479 Speaker 5: White Dude was in prison in the end, the way 1189 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,799 Speaker 5: they did it and they cut to Dave laughing on 1190 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,040 Speaker 5: the golf course, it wasn't funny. It was like, this 1191 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,279 Speaker 5: is what you fuckers do to us. It was it 1192 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,120 Speaker 5: was like wow, something Commy sens was like, oh, you know, 1193 00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:28,200 Speaker 5: we uh thinking there's a different ending. Bring it a 1194 00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:31,000 Speaker 5: little bit. But there was a That was another thing too. 1195 00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:33,680 Speaker 5: I remember they used to edit it right up the 1196 00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:35,879 Speaker 5: street from where I was living, and I remember Neil 1197 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,640 Speaker 5: Brennan going to going, you gotta you gotta come see 1198 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,399 Speaker 5: this ship. And I got to see them the Rick 1199 00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,840 Speaker 5: James sketch before anybody else, and I remember laughing my 1200 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,720 Speaker 5: ass off and they just became a point I stopped 1201 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,759 Speaker 5: laughing and I was just like, this is like I've 1202 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,920 Speaker 5: never seen anything like this in my life. Yes, that 1203 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:59,040 Speaker 5: was probably the first kind of still like the one 1204 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:00,839 Speaker 5: of the coolest things. I got to be on him 1205 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:04,760 Speaker 5: at Charlie Murphy Rest his soul. 1206 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,399 Speaker 4: He's upd into we got him up there. 1207 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:12,600 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Oh man, the stories that went with that guy. Yeah, 1208 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,960 Speaker 5: he had, Oh my god, his stories. He had endless. 1209 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,239 Speaker 5: She told this story at one time, and it was 1210 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,880 Speaker 5: all stuff from the eighties. It would be so like 1211 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:25,360 Speaker 5: yo yo, I was at this party, was me, Sugar 1212 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:29,960 Speaker 5: Ray Leonard, and Punky Brewster, right like what party is this? 1213 00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:33,560 Speaker 5: It was just all these like eighties icons. Right then 1214 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,520 Speaker 5: he was talking about sugar Ey Leonard being drunk, talking 1215 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,879 Speaker 5: about how he how quickly he could throw punches at 1216 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:42,919 Speaker 5: your ribs and not hit you. And and he said 1217 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:44,759 Speaker 5: that these white guys were letting him do it. He 1218 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,399 Speaker 5: was drunk and he kept hitting him and they would 1219 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,640 Speaker 5: like fold in half, and he was crying, laughing telling her, 1220 00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:51,239 Speaker 5: and I was going, why the fuck would they do? 1221 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,719 Speaker 5: I don't know. That's the nicer one I can tell. 1222 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,640 Speaker 5: So that the funny thing. 1223 00:56:58,560 --> 00:56:59,040 Speaker 4: About your pail. 1224 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,400 Speaker 6: When you look at your pel and now you rewatch it, 1225 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:06,000 Speaker 6: you'll see you. You'll see Joe Rogan, You'll see Neil Brandy, 1226 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,879 Speaker 6: You'll see all of these people who have gone on 1227 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,560 Speaker 6: to be you know, icon of the known. 1228 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,000 Speaker 5: Right now, Yeah, Dave gave me one of the u 1229 00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,960 Speaker 5: one of the greatest pep talks I ever got, I 1230 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,000 Speaker 5: ever got. Like it's funny because I'm older than Dave, 1231 00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,280 Speaker 5: but Dave started so young. I always look at him 1232 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:24,320 Speaker 5: like an older brother, right, and uh, I was doing 1233 00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,600 Speaker 5: some shit at the cellar, you know, and I got 1234 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,560 Speaker 5: off stage and he was sitting on the stairs. Fortunately 1235 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:29,880 Speaker 5: I didn't know he was there. I would have, at 1236 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,720 Speaker 5: that point in my career would have been like intimidated 1237 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,200 Speaker 5: somebody that big watching me. And I remember him telling me, 1238 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,960 Speaker 5: he's like, man, your point of view was so dope, man, 1239 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,440 Speaker 5: and he goes, it's gonna but it's gonna take you 1240 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,160 Speaker 5: a lot longer to get there, but when you do, 1241 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,680 Speaker 5: you're gonna hit hard. And I, dude, I fucking held 1242 00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,280 Speaker 5: on to that for like seven years on the road 1243 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,400 Speaker 5: going Dave think some funny, Dave thinks so funny. 1244 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, he was right, that's right. 1245 00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:57,360 Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, Bill fucking berg Man, all right, joining us. 1246 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,040 Speaker 5: All right, thank you for having you. Guys. Were nice. 1247 00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:02,840 Speaker 5: Everybody got me all purposes like you guys, let's not go? 1248 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,600 Speaker 5: Why let's not go? Why you know why? 1249 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:07,520 Speaker 2: You know? 1250 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,240 Speaker 5: Yes, be honest with you. I listened. I listened to 1251 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,480 Speaker 5: one clip and I shut it off after eight seconds. 1252 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:14,480 Speaker 4: You what clip was it? 1253 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:18,560 Speaker 5: Somebody said something like, well, you know, sometimes, uh, sometimes 1254 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,200 Speaker 5: whatever the hell? He was talking about and I just 1255 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,520 Speaker 5: hear you go, why would you do that? I'm like, oh, ship, 1256 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,280 Speaker 5: is it gonna be this? 1257 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:28,080 Speaker 6: Larry King always says the best question to ask is why, 1258 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,280 Speaker 6: Because people say that, and I really do be curious. 1259 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,880 Speaker 5: I'm like, well why why is always the best question? 1260 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,800 Speaker 5: That's a better Yeah, it's a better why. Your why 1261 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:39,960 Speaker 5: wasn't That wasn't the read go It was like the 1262 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:45,600 Speaker 5: subtext was why the fun would you do that? No? 1263 00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:49,120 Speaker 5: It is, but I had a good time. Hey, it's 1264 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,600 Speaker 5: my insecurity. I hope you have me back. 1265 00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,880 Speaker 6: You know that there's a lot of people I know 1266 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,800 Speaker 6: that that hold you in very, very high. The young comedians, 1267 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,120 Speaker 6: older comedians like Pete Davison always talks about you all 1268 00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:58,520 Speaker 6: the time. 1269 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:02,000 Speaker 5: Ricky Gervai like, oh, yeah, Pete. I remember. Pete was 1270 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,200 Speaker 5: another guy. He had that vibe. He was just memorable. 1271 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:07,560 Speaker 5: I met him. He was like like like twelve thirteen 1272 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,240 Speaker 5: years old, already as tall as me, and I remember 1273 00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,880 Speaker 5: years later he started doing Stalley. Four years later, he goes, 1274 00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:14,520 Speaker 5: I don't know if you remember. I just I remember 1275 00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,080 Speaker 5: I said, Atlantic City. You were standing there with your mom, 1276 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:18,800 Speaker 5: So all right, how many times we're going to wrap 1277 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,040 Speaker 5: this up. That's I think it's that's all right. Thank 1278 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:24,320 Speaker 5: you so much. I really appreciate what is all right, 1279 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:24,760 Speaker 5: thank you. 1280 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,560 Speaker 2: It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, wake that answer up 1281 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:28,640 Speaker 2: in the morning. 1282 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:29,800 Speaker 4: Breakfast Club