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Speaker 1: Anxiety d anxeight Diddy Diddy, Excite bike, Excite Diddy. Oh

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Speaker 1: of Myles Gray. Oh this guy, Hey, don't drag me

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Speaker 1: into this. It's one of my favorite underrated characters, is

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Speaker 1: uh the Neil Diamond. Yeah, Neil Diamond as late night

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Speaker 1: talk show hosts by Will Ferrell and just randomly flipping out, Hey,

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Speaker 1: leave me out of this, Neil, I will leave you

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Speaker 1: in Hey. So this is the episode where we just

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Speaker 1: quote SNL sketches.

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Speaker 2: Yep, just don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Don't know it is election day. We're asking the question,

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Speaker 1: how do you talk to a world that's going to

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Speaker 1: be completely different. We're recording this on Tuesday, November fifth,

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Speaker 1: standing at a cliff. They could send the world in

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Speaker 1: a bunch of different, completely unimaginable or you know, imaginable directions.

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Speaker 1: I am, of course, referring to the fact that we

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Speaker 1: don't yet know who People Magazine will name as their

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Speaker 1: Sexiest Man Alive on November twelfth, one week away we're

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Speaker 1: one week away. Take your time, Take your time, November twelfth,

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Speaker 1: Take your time. So we don't know there is early

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Speaker 1: information because they did like put it out to the

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Speaker 1: polls for people, so we do know who they think

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Speaker 1: is the sexiest podcast host. It's both Kelsey brothers together.

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Speaker 1: We rob back makes Bratt look sexiest. Was one of

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Speaker 1: the Jonas brothers. Okay, and they're like, we don't even

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Speaker 1: really know what that means. They got sexiest dog dag

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Speaker 1: sexy his first time dad, which I think was Robert Pattinson.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Miles, sexiest talk show.

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Speaker 2: Hosts, and is that us?

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Speaker 1: No, it's Kelly Rippa's co host, oh Man, Jen sexiest.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even get to mention Shamar Moore, the guy

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Speaker 1: from SWAT. So it's gonna be I think it's going

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Speaker 1: to be one of these people, one of the like

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Speaker 1: sexiest people from the sub list, And I don't know

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Speaker 1: which way to go, you know, like I've been looking

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Speaker 1: at the poll, I've been looking at historical trends. You've

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Speaker 1: got workaday hunks like Chris Evans in twenty twenty two,

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Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan in twenty, David Beckham fifteen. You even

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Speaker 1: got your Hemsworth in fourteen last year, they just like

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Speaker 1: went complete Yeah, Patrick Arp, yeah aarp baby.

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Speaker 2: I like to say that to me somethings. Oh yo ar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I don't know, so maybe they like that's

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Speaker 1: the question that's on everybody's mind is like, yeah, did

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Speaker 1: they do that because they recognized, Okay, the only people

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Speaker 1: who still buy magazines and go grocery shopping in physical

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Speaker 2: So people, Hey, a lot of Grey's Anatomy fans who

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Speaker 2: are not elders.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair, and that's fair, but he's been off

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Speaker 1: Gray's Anatomy for.

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Speaker 3: A while for a long time. But that's how you look.

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Speaker 3: It's like that's how you lay the foundations, you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Like George bush too, he was George Bush one's son.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it was wild because it was right

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Speaker 1: before that movie Thanksgiving came out, which was a Patrick

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Speaker 1: Dempsey joint but very like, very much a B movie.

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Speaker 1: Did not feel like that it would be like a

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Speaker 1: movie that would be able to like buy a spot

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Speaker 1: at the top of people Sexiest Man. Anyways, we're trying

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Speaker 1: to figure out what that is and obviously there's the

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Speaker 1: matter of the election that a lot of people. It's

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Speaker 1: even closer at hand, which is the Grammy gnoms are

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Speaker 1: being announced on November eighth. Yep, that so soon is election.

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Speaker 2: Oh fuck the election?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, sorry, I forgot about the election, but oh

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Speaker 1: I got to Oh shit. I love that they're dropping

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Speaker 1: them three days, like two days after we find out

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Speaker 1: who won the election. Yeah, they're like, yeah, no, this

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Speaker 1: seems like the right time to give our Grammy nominations

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Speaker 1: for a show that isn't until February second, twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 2: Really good.

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Speaker 3: That's that's what we call great timing, really working the

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Speaker 3: news cycles. So you're just catching it at the crest

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Speaker 3: of the biggest fucking news item of the every four years. Then, well,

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Speaker 3: I guess we'll find out if Kendrick Lamar gets nominated

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Speaker 3: for not like Us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll probably like their their ability to get things

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Speaker 1: wrong is always astounding. So I bet they give it

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Speaker 1: to Drake somehow, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, they give it for Drake. Yeah. Family Matters and

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Speaker 1: Family Matters was really a good record, Shops, Push Ups

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Speaker 1: was solid. Okay, we've got all right. So the election

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Speaker 1: and as we record this, the election is happening, Miles

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Speaker 1: wearing his I voted sticker. I've got two I voted

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Speaker 2: I ended up I'll get them out, bro.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I ended up voting for both of them because

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Speaker 1: I just like couldn't couldn't make I stayed undecided to

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Speaker 1: the end and just gave them both my vote. Ye.

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Speaker 1: So you know, if that's illegal, then then you put me.

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Speaker 1: But what is there to talk about. We've got cool

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those are cool.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like the actual news around the election is

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Speaker 3: apparently there were.

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Speaker 2: Some bomb threats called Georgia.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and some are attributing that to foreign powers.

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Speaker 1: Apparently there's a bomb threat called in and they said

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Speaker 1: that they were already able to say it came from Russia. Again,

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Speaker 1: this is the election official who's a Republican was like

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Speaker 1: it was Russia, so in case you were like the

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Speaker 1: Democrats and their Russia conspiracy theories. And then there was

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Speaker 1: another one where it was like a poll worker in

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Speaker 1: so I'm going to so just like all sorts of

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Speaker 1: Right now. We had that Philadelphia, the Philadelphia was it

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Speaker 3: Ag Larry Krasner, heynna, if you're gonna do fo half

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Speaker 3: around and find out? Yeah, he said, if you think

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Speaker 3: it's time for some militia nonsense, Yeah, around and find out?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, we will see a lot of people

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Speaker 3: are pointing to huge turnout, especially in college campuses. But

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Speaker 3: that makes sense because the pandemic had most people voting

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the turnout looks explosive, which used.

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Speaker 1: To be definitely good thing for Democrats and now of late,

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Speaker 1: could be a good thing for Trump. We don't know.

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Speaker 1: And that's what's fun about this, and that's where we

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Speaker 1: never going to tell us anything. Now, this is a

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you can hear it, but you

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Speaker 1: can hear it. Ticket The tick of the clock is

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Speaker 1: very slow. Right now, let's talk about Tucker Carlson again.

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Speaker 1: We talked yesterday about.

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Speaker 3: Oh shit, dude, the Home Depot guy died. Damn bro

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Speaker 3: the billionaire Home Depot co founder die.

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Speaker 1: Kenneth Lang gone, the other one.

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Speaker 2: No, Bernie Marcus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't familiar with him. I knew Kenneth Lang Gone.

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Speaker 2: But yeah he's on speed.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Kenny's my guy. Tuger Carlson, so obviously we

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Speaker 1: talked on yesterday's episode about his testimony in a Christian

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Speaker 2: Some weird shit I saw.

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Speaker 3: I saw a video of a guy who snuck out

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Speaker 3: think that it's possible that he might he went out

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Brian the editor makes a good point that it's

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Speaker 1: probably actually a demon because as we know, there's no

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Speaker 1: condition that affects people while sleeping that has them confusing

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Speaker 1: things with demons. No, never heard of that, sleep paralysis, demon,

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Speaker 1: Those are three words that have never been put together anyways,

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Speaker 1: he Tucker Carlson. In addition, you know, I remember there

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Speaker 1: being a moment where people are like, he's going to

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Speaker 1: be the secular version of Trump, and like, you know,

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Speaker 1: put some things together that like Trump wasn't able to

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Speaker 1: economic populism. He also hopped on the newly released Steve

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Speaker 1: that we're currently getting more hurricanes not because of climate change,

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Speaker 1: but because of abortion.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I'll be attacked for saying this, but I

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Speaker 1: really believe it. You can't participate in human sacrifice without consequences.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ask the Mayans. I guess hear it from his

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Speaker 1: You're making the case that, you know, sometimes we need

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Speaker 1: to have an abortion. Okay. If you're making the case

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Speaker 1: practicing child sacrifice, all right.

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Speaker 2: I can't even hear any more of that.

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Speaker 1: Also claim nuclear weapons you're created by demons.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, claiming it's a human right, you're evil, that

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Speaker 3: dude have been sacrificed, and that's a great closing argument

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Speaker 3: to turn out the evangelicals for Donald Trump. She'd be like,

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Speaker 3: we're going to stop the hurricanes the second we stop

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Speaker 3: the effing human sacrifices, and by that we got to

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Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, yeah, but they aren't weird in a

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Speaker 1: messaging was like calling them weird. They really closed on

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Speaker 1: a very weird note. I don't know why the Harris

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Speaker 1: were like, they're absolutely nailing that messaging for us.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, like, oh cool, thanks for finishing that lob.

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Speaker 1: We'll check in with some other election day shenanigans. We'll

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Speaker 1: be right back, and we're back. And Rudy Giuliani, mister

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Speaker 1: shenanigans himself, showed up to a poll in a car

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Speaker 1: he's supposed to be turning over two poll workers. He

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Speaker 1: showed up to vote. Yeah, but yeah, in a car that.

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Speaker 1: For the kind of it's like one of those old

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like kind of one of those ones where

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Speaker 3: it's not like classic enough where.

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh, shity's classic.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it kind of looks like, yo, I was

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Speaker 3: doing great in eighty three. Yeah, exactly what that car

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Speaker 2: And look, no shade. But I don't fucking I don't

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Speaker 2: funk all about vintage cars. So sure, sure his outfit

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Speaker 2: was great, got marriage.

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Speaker 1: Out American American flagged t he He did say just

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Speaker 1: the other day that he may run for mayor of

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Speaker 1: New York City again, which good I don't know, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: good luck, and also like maybe maybe he'd win. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: the car is part of a long list of property

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Speaker 1: that he's supposed to turnover to pay the settlement, which

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Speaker 1: he's been accused of hiding.

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Speaker 3: And your freaky lib flat flags fly today. You know

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Speaker 2: That's what happened on the weed.

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Speaker 3: You completely lose track of everything. You're you're now You're yeah, man,

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Speaker 2: But if I do that, then I look like I'm

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Speaker 3: Or you're just being objective about the state whatever. Yeah, bucket,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, if you guys are listening to this, looking

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Haitians are using lasers on the hurricanes, and

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Speaker 1: Great, great point, and thank you. And the fact that

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 3: Most people are just like I don't know, man, It's

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Speaker 2: But oh wow, I didn't even realize.

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Speaker 3: I mean there's you know, I'm sure there are people

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Speaker 2: What happened to Biden? Where's Biden on here?

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Speaker 1: I will say, you know, we've talked about how we

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Speaker 2: So let's just let's just put a pin in that one.

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Speaker 1: Let's put a pin in it, I think the Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So we have an evergreen episode going up tomorrow morning,

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Speaker 1: y'all in the not too distant future in a completely

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Speaker 1: different world. Until then, be kind to each other, be

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk

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Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow. Bite later,