1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: Oh, we'll come back to another episode of Alchemy this COVID. 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:11,720 Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, Yes that Ken. Oh that's 3 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:18,240 Speaker 1: five guys. Yep. They serve up the French, perfect French fry. Pure. 4 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's meet our Alchimis. Shall we no 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 1: predicta orders? Say howdy to Jackie Gonzalez Dorothy Partner returning Champ. 6 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:33,840 Speaker 1: What's just the punch line to one of your favorite jokes? 7 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 1: Just the punch line, any joke that comes to mind. 8 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: Take it all, bitch, there you go? That is that 9 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: the mouse and the elephant? Yea from center stage? Oh wow, 10 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: that's so good. That's so good. Please say hello, Chris Alvarado, 11 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: Captain Lee Lover. It's the longest period of time that 12 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 1: you've been at sea on a boat, and if you haven't, 13 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: how long do you think you'd last? Well? I I 14 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 1: toured on the boat for eight consecutive months through the 15 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: Hawaiian Islands, for eight months, four and a half months 16 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,320 Speaker 1: in the Caribbean. I think I forget that because I 17 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,680 Speaker 1: want to block it out of everyone's as as do 18 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: I as Yeah, at one point in time, is like 19 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: it just you could perpetually always survive at sea? Is 20 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: there a certain threshold where then you know, eight months 21 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: just always lived eight months? No, no, no, you never 22 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: feel like you can perpetually survive it. See every week 23 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 1: you feel like we could all die like that. And 24 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: then in training you're watching you watch videos and stuff 25 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: of like of huge cruise ships going down because they're 26 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: trying to teach you what to do, and it's like 27 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: first thing, first thing you need to know. The crew 28 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: bounces the crew and there's like actual like live footage 29 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 1: of like of of people on the boat like help, 30 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: where do we go? And you just see all the 31 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: crew running like fucking save yourself. And and this is 32 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 1: not a joke. You know who tends to save the 33 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 1: people more than any other people are the entertainers, the seriously, 34 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 1: the magician, the dancers, the band. These are the people 35 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: that actually like help. And I don't want to go 36 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 1: too far into this. It could be public as they 37 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: are making like a normal way. Everyone else is like 38 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: funk this were working, you know, eighty hours a week 39 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: for peanuts, so anyway, Also the magician could make it 40 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:36,519 Speaker 1: disappear and reappeared in your own bed. I mean, that's 41 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: what I'd do if I was a magician, I just 42 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: poof put him on the shore. That's smart. Yeah, that's 43 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 1: probably why. Yeah, that's probably what happened. I mean, if 44 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: I were on the boat, I would rush to the magician. 45 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,399 Speaker 1: I never leave the the magician. It wouldn't be where 46 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 1: the life raft where would you like? No? Give me 47 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 1: off this boat? No need of this boat? Yeah no, no, 48 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: make me disappear not the Is this your family? Is 49 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:07,079 Speaker 1: this your and seen? All right? Uh, hey, there's James Heeney, 50 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: Johnny Jim Jangle. How much coffee per day do you 51 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 1: think would be too much for you? Oh gosh, I'd 52 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 1: probably say. I feel like every time I've gone uh 53 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: close to that number, I feel like I've I've dried 54 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:30,640 Speaker 1: too much coffee. I mean, sixty four ounces seems to 55 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: be the sweet spot for the course of that day. 56 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: We're talking the course of the day at night, of course, 57 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 1: And is there a cutoff point at night we have 58 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: to stop? No. I probably wouldn't drink coffee after eight pm, 59 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: but I've been known to so, especially back in the 60 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: nineties and like the early two thousand's, you could find 61 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: me at a coffee shop till midnight drinking coffee. Okay, 62 00:03:55,800 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 1: but I was doing quotaline quartogram lines in the early nineties, 63 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: so this coffee is never got into both of you 64 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 1: were at a coffee shop, though I was definitely my 65 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: ship came off a plane from Bogata. What ebs, Hey 66 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 1: there Sean Will Sean will you are? Uh? What is 67 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: the third thing about you? People wouldn't guess the third 68 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 1: thing about me? People wouldn't guess. I will say that 69 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: I am very good at disco dancing. Wait for it, 70 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 1: what are you talking about? We need more information. There's 71 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: no there's no punchline like I love like Saturday Night Fever, 72 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 1: all those black suitation films like yes anything, Three's Company, 73 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 1: anything from the seventies. Pumped that ship into my veins. 74 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 1: I can take it all. And then like I thought, 75 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:56,240 Speaker 1: John Trevalt was like the coolest guy. So yeah, like 76 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,719 Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I can learn this. So you know, 77 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: how old are you when this began? Oh, I was 78 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: the tender age of five when you were like memorizing 79 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: Saturday Night favor moved Yeah, like you put your finger 80 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 1: in the air and then yeah yeah yeah, Like I 81 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: mean my dad had all the clothing, so I was 82 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 1: already immersed in it. It was it was cool. But 83 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: then um yeah, then then I got older and did 84 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 1: that at my sophomore homecoming. Yeah. So yeah, like I'm 85 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 1: still unmarried. He's available gals and guys. Look, I don't 86 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,240 Speaker 1: want to say and last, but none more about bast 87 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 1: for you if you think him list list, it's Joey 88 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: Greer Beard. Oh Bill, when was your last eye exam 89 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,600 Speaker 1: and what were the results? Oh my gosh, the last 90 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 1: I exam I had. I faked it because I wanted glasses. 91 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 1: Do you make it kind of thing? Exactly? I thought 92 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 1: glasses were cool as fucking ship, you know what I mean. 93 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: I just wanted like some nice sweet frames. They're cool, man, 94 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 1: it's like a nice success read, you know what I mean. 95 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 1: Like you can like take them on and off, you 96 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 1: can like exaggerate points with it. Uh. And I went 97 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: to the doctor's office and I told him that I 98 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 1: was Look, I told my head to disease. I was 99 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 1: dying and I needed to have my eyes checked. And 100 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 1: the doctors like, well, I'm a vet, And I was like, look, 101 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 1: I needed to get in here just quick, just like 102 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,440 Speaker 1: give me like twenty minutes to the I thing, and 103 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,039 Speaker 1: then we're out of here, and he's like, I don't 104 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: know how to explain this to you. Long story short, 105 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: I held him hostage for about fifteen hours, and the 106 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:34,599 Speaker 1: Nursing Crew I was released two thousand six. I served 107 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:40,679 Speaker 1: about eleven years. Alright, let's do a damn show. 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My scene idea A group of friends 123 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 1: are on a camping trip when one of them becomes 124 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 1: aware of the music notes parenthetical soundtrack that accompanies all 125 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: slasher films, you know, like Jason's for example. Do you 126 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 1: do that? That should be David? I said it. I 127 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 1: said I know where the places are. I don't know. 128 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,280 Speaker 1: I'm not a good tent set er upper. Okay, so 129 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,680 Speaker 1: this is the location, you guys take it away. Okay, 130 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 1: I got I got to tell let us like build 131 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,680 Speaker 1: this whole thing. Jesus, dude, I drove out here. I 132 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,760 Speaker 1: picked up all the supplies. You're the one who said 133 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:21,120 Speaker 1: let's just don't fight. I don't want to fight. We're 134 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:27,400 Speaker 1: not come here. Yes, smell my night, smell my night, 135 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 1: smell my nights. God, what you off of me? Okay, 136 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 1: we're relaxing. We're relaxed. You trying to stop with you 137 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,600 Speaker 1: didn't want to see that. He was trying to stop, 138 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 1: trying to hold you close. I just finished setting up 139 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,920 Speaker 1: the tent. If you guys want to put sleep bags inside, Tony, 140 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,520 Speaker 1: that was quick. Yeah. Yeah, Oh those pegs are tough, 141 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: but I got it. Okay, thanks man, Thanks Tony. We 142 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,920 Speaker 1: should probably get a fire gone, yeah, because we should 143 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,200 Speaker 1: be right. I think this would be a great spot 144 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 1: for a fire right here, right next to in the tent. 145 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 1: Oh what do you kids doing here? Didn't you see 146 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: the no trespass and sign? Sir? We haven't permit, So 147 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 1: let's see the permit? All right, all right, okay, I 148 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,360 Speaker 1: don't I don't care what this says. That the reason 149 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 1: there's no trespassing, it's these crowns. They're okay, you can 150 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,720 Speaker 1: stay here, you got a permit, but I'm telling you 151 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:29,880 Speaker 1: camp at your own risk. Thank you, thank you. Ah, 152 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,960 Speaker 1: this should be in a fire. Dude, she cut that 153 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:38,520 Speaker 1: wood already. Hell, I got a super good knife. Did 154 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,880 Speaker 1: cut it with a knife? What? You don't even use 155 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:46,680 Speaker 1: an ants, tonty. She was a knife. Yeah, it's good. Uh, 156 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:50,920 Speaker 1: what do you get the permit out? What's going on? Awesome? Guys, 157 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:54,160 Speaker 1: the guys, guys, guys, guys. She's like, holy shit, who 158 00:09:54,360 --> 00:10:00,400 Speaker 1: is that? Okay, understand me, that's a tough can beaver. 159 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:10,120 Speaker 1: That beavers talking? Huh huh, campers, campers be where stupid? 160 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you cook this? Okay? It just kill a book. 161 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:26,120 Speaker 1: It's sucking beaver work. It was done talking, So what man? 162 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:39,000 Speaker 1: What the hell can hey? Hey, hey, unassumming campers have 163 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:43,480 Speaker 1: you seen a talking beaver. It's uh, it's my daughter. Uh, 164 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:47,240 Speaker 1: she's mixed and I've been looking all over for I 165 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,520 Speaker 1: would like her to come home. Have you seen her? 166 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:54,480 Speaker 1: Wait list? A lot to unpack? Your dude, the beaver 167 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,679 Speaker 1: and then and that the daughter or is that the mom? 168 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 1: We're looking at it? That's the daughter. The mom left 169 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:06,600 Speaker 1: Yosemite fifteen years ago. Oh, we're sorry to hear that say. 170 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:09,280 Speaker 1: I actually look, I didn't know I was on trial here. 171 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,520 Speaker 1: I'm just looking for my daughter. That's it. Yeah, I 172 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:16,160 Speaker 1: was on trial. Have you seen on trial? Okay, Hey, 173 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,600 Speaker 1: what's all? Our mom's all left? What's that bump on 174 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,680 Speaker 1: the ground in front of you? Looks like a bump 175 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,000 Speaker 1: the size of a beaver under the under the dirt. 176 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,720 Speaker 1: What is that? That's just the blood I threw the 177 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,800 Speaker 1: actual body to Tony to cook. You're you're looking at 178 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:35,360 Speaker 1: You're looking at the blood of your daughter. Dot dot 179 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:40,520 Speaker 1: dot dot. Oh. Oh, I'm gonna go find my friend 180 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,040 Speaker 1: who warned you about being in these woods. He'll take 181 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:49,720 Speaker 1: care of Hey, you guys, watch your beaver on a 182 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:55,120 Speaker 1: sandwich or just as a filet. Did you make the bread? Yeah? 183 00:11:55,640 --> 00:12:00,680 Speaker 1: I got a very special knife. I think I'll do 184 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,360 Speaker 1: mind like on akebab. That's cool, just good. I gotta 185 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,559 Speaker 1: I can stally totally make a kebab happen. You want 186 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,560 Speaker 1: to rice with that? Yeah? Yeah, dude, this is camping. 187 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 1: A couple of animals talk to us, but don't worry, dude, 188 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,000 Speaker 1: experience what you guys broke out the weed? Cool? Do 189 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:24,199 Speaker 1: you want as boss? Money? Right? Okay? Or money works great? Okay? Okay, dude, 190 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:29,320 Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? Man? You try to suffocate me twice? 191 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:33,160 Speaker 1: You killed it? Beaver that should talk? You're told it's dead, 192 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,000 Speaker 1: that blue jake that that you killed it. I mean 193 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,160 Speaker 1: it's a haunted woods. There's so much a process. And 194 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,640 Speaker 1: on top of that, Tony's cutting trees down one knives. Man. No, 195 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,320 Speaker 1: that's the weird party. That's the crazy ship. To me, 196 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,360 Speaker 1: that's the weird part. I didn't want to come out here, 197 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,959 Speaker 1: and I wanted to. This is supposed to be a 198 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 1: bad slor party. That's supposed to be chill. It supposed 199 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,280 Speaker 1: to be by bad slor party, and like it's not 200 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,400 Speaker 1: supposed to be it is. Did you let me a 201 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,680 Speaker 1: couple of talking animals get you put get in your head? 202 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,800 Speaker 1: Look Tony's gonna cook up some good ship. I brought. 203 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 1: I brought some liquid. I brought some ayahuasca TV. We're 204 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:12,680 Speaker 1: gonna sit on that and just really explore a fucking jug, dude, 205 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,600 Speaker 1: just a fucking broom with ayahuasca. It just takes SIPs 206 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 1: passing around. Dude. We're gonna be puking everywhere. Man, sweetheart, 207 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:27,080 Speaker 1: there's some campers staying on our property. I think that 208 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,000 Speaker 1: we should take care of them. Maybe bring him out 209 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Speaker 1: of pie. No problem, I'll bring him out more than 210 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 1: a pie. Oh, wing shot to my own damn ceiling. 211 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,760 Speaker 1: That's how serious I am about these fuckers in my 212 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:45,400 Speaker 1: in my space, in my land. Well, here's the thing. 213 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,160 Speaker 1: I actually talked to them. They have a permit, they 214 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,480 Speaker 1: have all the they have all the requirements. I warned 215 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,360 Speaker 1: them about it being haunted out there, So I don't 216 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,680 Speaker 1: know if you need the gun. They seem like nice kids. 217 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,880 Speaker 1: They seem like nice kids. Go out there. We should 218 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 1: to dinner, Dad, Dad, you go back to sleep. It 219 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:11,200 Speaker 1: was a warning shot, Peter, it was a warning shot. Well, 220 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,920 Speaker 1: I got here as quick as I could. I don't 221 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,920 Speaker 1: know what all the questions, ron, Oh, there's a blue 222 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:25,120 Speaker 1: bird at the window. Let's just let's open this. Hey, 223 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 1: there's some there's some jerks over. Oh no, no, let 224 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 1: me stop here before you go any further. They got 225 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,720 Speaker 1: a permit, They went through all the rules, so I 226 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: think I think they should be good. So you mean, 227 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 1: but they killed my baby beaver? And yes, yes, so 228 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:52,120 Speaker 1: now I need a permit. You don't have a permit, Jesus, 229 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 1: I think permit. Seriously. You know that you knew that 230 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 1: when you married me. I know that. I mean, your 231 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,360 Speaker 1: whole family is really strict on perfect. It's like, I'm 232 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,920 Speaker 1: glad we got our marriage license on time. My vows 233 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:09,560 Speaker 1: I vowed to be true. I vowed to always look 234 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,800 Speaker 1: at the permits. And if you don't go one, about 235 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,400 Speaker 1: to shoot your head off. I'm not playing around either. 236 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,240 Speaker 1: I I first thing I asked him, I swear to God, 237 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,240 Speaker 1: was do you have a permit? Match my baby girl? 238 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:26,840 Speaker 1: Did I hear we're going beaver hunting? I believe the beavers, dad, 239 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,560 Speaker 1: But if you want that for dinner, we're gonna go 240 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 1: ahead and get that for you, pops. We're gonna go 241 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,680 Speaker 1: ahead that they have a permit to kill beaver. I know. 242 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,720 Speaker 1: It's just like I'm like really stressed out with like 243 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,760 Speaker 1: the wedding and like just prep for all of these things, 244 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 1: and that's just you know, I just I don't. I 245 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,440 Speaker 1: don't know if he's like he wants to do it, 246 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,080 Speaker 1: he totally want like he wants to. Okay, you guys 247 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,960 Speaker 1: met at a coffee bean. Come on, If that's not love, 248 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 1: what is it? Like a Disney Amazon picture? You know, 249 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 1: get only two companies connected, or like let's make a 250 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:06,280 Speaker 1: feature together. It would be that because animated and live action, 251 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Oh my god, you're gonna 252 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,760 Speaker 1: look so beautiful. But you gotta let him be. You 253 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,160 Speaker 1: gotta let men be. They want to just go out 254 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,680 Speaker 1: to any wood and just be like. I'm like, dude, 255 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:22,240 Speaker 1: and it's like, oh wait, did you hear something? Was 256 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 1: that like a chew wah war or something? Or was 257 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:29,720 Speaker 1: that is your radio? On? Is your Spotify? Check? Okay? No? Everything, 258 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,440 Speaker 1: He's okay. Can we just put it down to the 259 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 1: coffee table? Yeah we did. Yeah, but Sophia, we thought 260 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,400 Speaker 1: it was her Spotify. She has crazy playlist. I thought 261 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,920 Speaker 1: it was Disclosure, but apparently I don't know. Everything's unplugged 262 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:52,240 Speaker 1: in my house. Everything. Let's have an underwear party. Did 263 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,680 Speaker 1: you hear that? Back? We are not just gonna just 264 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:58,400 Speaker 1: get naked again. You know that you got the boys 265 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,120 Speaker 1: are all having fun in the woods today. Like to 266 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,760 Speaker 1: make tonight's special. I'm getting in my underwear, yes, but 267 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,840 Speaker 1: it's not special because we always get in our underwear 268 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,399 Speaker 1: every Thursday. Yeah, this is gonna be like we're gonna 269 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,280 Speaker 1: really get Wait, guys, do you hear that? I actually 270 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 1: hear It's like a location go to I'm hearing like 271 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:25,479 Speaker 1: the first half of it, and then like go go go, oh, 272 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,960 Speaker 1: look at the look at the mirror. Their steam and 273 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:35,960 Speaker 1: somebody's right like, oh god, oh my god, you used 274 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,600 Speaker 1: to the mirror with anything. I cut my hand. Oh fuck, 275 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,720 Speaker 1: I cut my bride. Oh my god, Oh my god. 276 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,560 Speaker 1: Your underwear here where we took off our underwear. We're 277 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,440 Speaker 1: neckd right now. Okay, now I gotta put my hand 278 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 1: in the nachos. I gotta put my hands in the nutch. No, 279 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: I mean that's even keep your hand out of the nachos. 280 00:17:54,480 --> 00:18:02,040 Speaker 1: Go go to to do what? Okay, that heard sup 281 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,359 Speaker 1: clearly and it was repeated, so it's pretty pretty clear. 282 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,760 Speaker 1: Maybe we should the judgment on me and I me 283 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,720 Speaker 1: and not being able to hear it. I'm bleeding. This 284 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 1: is your night. I'm sorry, this is your night. I mean, 285 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:17,280 Speaker 1: this is your bachelor I already pretty much. I just 286 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:21,480 Speaker 1: want to say, man, neither Tony nor I thought you'd 287 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:26,560 Speaker 1: ever find someone. Uh, but you did, you know, And 288 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:30,840 Speaker 1: that's surprising. It's super surprising, man, jerious. This, by the ways, 289 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:36,760 Speaker 1: beaver is so good to right. It's cooked a perfection, 290 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,920 Speaker 1: I mean a little crispy on the edge and then 291 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,800 Speaker 1: really you know, really nice rare in the middle. It's oh, 292 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:50,200 Speaker 1: oh my god. Consider that's how I answer the room. 293 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,199 Speaker 1: That's right, this outdoor area, this is my room. This 294 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,960 Speaker 1: is my playhouse. Now what are you fools doing out 295 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,360 Speaker 1: here eating my babor? Sure you once, I can give 296 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:02,959 Speaker 1: you one second showing the permit? Are you the dancer? 297 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:08,520 Speaker 1: What we hired the dancer? But it wasn't really this theme. 298 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 1: But I mean, I know how to dance, Yeah I won't. 299 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,719 Speaker 1: I know how to disco like really really freaky. Well, 300 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,400 Speaker 1: but I have the fo in cash whenever I could 301 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:22,040 Speaker 1: use the money. No, no, no, no no. My papa 302 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,040 Speaker 1: said he want a beaver for dinner. And y'all are 303 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,440 Speaker 1: eating it is half done. And this won't do. Now, 304 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,240 Speaker 1: you give me the rest of the dead and charred 305 00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:40,439 Speaker 1: beaver or I shoot you in the face. It's medium rare. Miss. 306 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: I hope that's not a problem. It's not a problem 307 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,679 Speaker 1: for my pappy either, And if it is, I know 308 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:52,440 Speaker 1: exactly who to come see. Yes, of course I'm looking 309 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,600 Speaker 1: at right. Yah, I feel it. I'd be happy to 310 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,280 Speaker 1: throw a fresh one on if that's what Pappy would like. 311 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,040 Speaker 1: You know what, PEPPI would like that. He would love 312 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,280 Speaker 1: a fresh one. You know what I would like, I 313 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,760 Speaker 1: would like the dancer. Sorry to spoil the surprise, dude, 314 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 1: but we have a dancer coming out for you. To 315 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,000 Speaker 1: fucking get your little fucking dicky hard. You know what 316 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:17,320 Speaker 1: I mean? Are you serious? Yeah? Come on, guys, I 317 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:21,239 Speaker 1: can't hard. Come on, man, I every time we hang 318 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,720 Speaker 1: out it's all about my diket Now, all right, everybody 319 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,760 Speaker 1: be careful. I'm sure that you'll let you live if 320 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,639 Speaker 1: you just follow what she's demanded. A fresh beaver on 321 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:34,119 Speaker 1: the barbie. No, if I see any hard dicks, I'm 322 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:38,720 Speaker 1: a shooting straight off. What I like them soft? I 323 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:44,359 Speaker 1: like them soft and water Yeah, I agree, I agree, 324 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,879 Speaker 1: how hard digging? I shoot it off alright, and I 325 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,240 Speaker 1: shoot it. That's gonna be seen one and a new 326 00:20:52,280 --> 00:21:00,480 Speaker 1: heading any hard Dick and I shoot it same number too. 327 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:06,000 Speaker 1: From patri v I P. Philip who Road, Hey, Kevin 328 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Speaker 1: and the Gang. I'm back with a fresh scene suggestions 329 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,520 Speaker 1: inspired by a real life story from my home country. 330 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,720 Speaker 1: A patient wakes up after surgery realizing the tubes are 331 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:22,160 Speaker 1: coming out of the other healthy knee. Yep, that happened, 332 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:28,520 Speaker 1: much love, Philip WHOA. Alright, so gather around here, if 333 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,040 Speaker 1: all the all of you med students should be able 334 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:38,320 Speaker 1: to fit into this patient's room, just everybody, the patient's 335 00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:42,879 Speaker 1: coming around. Let's just could you over just a little bit? 336 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 1: Move over? Okay, well over, Jason, could you guys back 337 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,440 Speaker 1: up a little bit. I'm just it's a lot of people. 338 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 1: I'm a little claustrophobic right now. Well, good morning, sunshine. 339 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,240 Speaker 1: Let's check a look at your chart here. Uh huh. 340 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,480 Speaker 1: I can read it. Yep, Lenny, We're gonna have one 341 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,440 Speaker 1: of my students read it if you don't mind. Okay, 342 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,600 Speaker 1: I don't know what this is all about. It's a 343 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,960 Speaker 1: teaching it's a teaching hospital, sir. It will just be 344 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,280 Speaker 1: a couple of minutes we won't disturb anything. And also 345 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:18,920 Speaker 1: don't get up. That's one of my oh bedside jokes. Yeah, 346 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:27,119 Speaker 1: do you want to check the chart giving me? Damn it? Oh? 347 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:37,240 Speaker 1: Just donating blood? Um? Okay, it says I can't pronounce this? 348 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,960 Speaker 1: Can I already donate the Did I pass out because 349 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:51,440 Speaker 1: I donated blood? I see kidney removal? Ny, that's what john. 350 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:55,639 Speaker 1: Your charts, sir, my charts, these are these are some 351 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,120 Speaker 1: very strong drugs you're on. Also, I can see so. Yeah, 352 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,080 Speaker 1: I can't mean to donate blood. I'm sure that's what 353 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 1: you were dreaming before we disturbed you, and I apologize 354 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 1: for that. Please, please don't straighten up, sir, Lenny, just 355 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,720 Speaker 1: my kids in the waiting room, all right, everyone restrained, 356 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:22,000 Speaker 1: restrained the patient, carefully restrained the patient. You sure not 357 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,720 Speaker 1: to alright, students, if you want to wait from me 358 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,399 Speaker 1: in the hall. Unders had a couple of questions for 359 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:30,760 Speaker 1: the patient, sir, Seriously, what is going on here? Do 360 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,359 Speaker 1: you in fact believe you were here to just donate blood? Yeah? 361 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,000 Speaker 1: I was here to donate blood. I donate blood once 362 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:41,280 Speaker 1: every three months. And what's last? What's the last thing 363 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,560 Speaker 1: you remember before you woke up? My wife and my kid. 364 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,920 Speaker 1: I kissed them both and said, don't worry. This always 365 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,560 Speaker 1: goes five ahead that I went to the donation room. 366 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,879 Speaker 1: What did you do well, I didn't do anything. I'm 367 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:57,440 Speaker 1: just my daddy is supposed to give blood's gonna come 368 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,040 Speaker 1: right out, and you said it's gonna be just a 369 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,520 Speaker 1: little bit. But it's been a little longer than I thought. 370 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,040 Speaker 1: But I trust my dad. My dad takes me to 371 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,800 Speaker 1: baseball games, He's taken me to submarine shows. I one 372 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 1: time we were getting this kid out of surgery. Get 373 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:16,280 Speaker 1: him out of here. Okay, come here, a little guy. Here, 374 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,520 Speaker 1: Let's take you to the vending machine. Do you have 375 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,760 Speaker 1: a favorite candy? Uh huh? What is it? It's a 376 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:27,919 Speaker 1: it's crystals. Uh huh. Let's see if we got I 377 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:32,840 Speaker 1: don't see any crystals. What's your second favorite? Scroll? Bulls? Kid, 378 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some milk does and you're gonna eat him. 379 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:40,760 Speaker 1: Just stay the funk out of surgery, all right, I 380 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:46,680 Speaker 1: have too fresh kidneys, just as you ordered. How old 381 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:54,600 Speaker 1: was it, Donor? If you had the guests, you'd said, yeah, 382 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,960 Speaker 1: be nice. If you would have actually checked him out 383 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,000 Speaker 1: on exactly well, you have to understand this guy thought 384 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,560 Speaker 1: he was donating blood. A think I did a hell 385 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:05,280 Speaker 1: of a job, all thay, Yeah, that's a serious sat Listen. 386 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,760 Speaker 1: I'm not here for conversation. I'm here for the money. 387 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:14,960 Speaker 1: You promise me that spa all right, we can I 388 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:20,680 Speaker 1: apend me you geez. It feels like that's kind of trackable. Yeah, 389 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,280 Speaker 1: it would be. Well, my kidneys, where are my kidneys? 390 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:37,240 Speaker 1: I need them kidneys into animals and then they can speak. Here. 391 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,960 Speaker 1: You are a doctor the older these kidneys thirty one, 392 00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,720 Speaker 1: thirty one said, exact numbers. I need to know exactly. 393 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,040 Speaker 1: You know, No, that's exactly. That's why I said thirty one. 394 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,800 Speaker 1: I'd say thirty ish said good? Good, And what was 395 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:57,359 Speaker 1: the deal on this? Are you serious? For the thirty 396 00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:01,520 Speaker 1: one year old kidney? Two two year old kidneys? So 397 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,320 Speaker 1: what is that? Forty two each to each? Very good? 398 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,880 Speaker 1: So I can survive with just the one kidney? That's 399 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:18,040 Speaker 1: laughed right? Uh, funny story over trying the funniest doctor 400 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,760 Speaker 1: in this hospital that I'm meaning your charge, sir. It 401 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:26,520 Speaker 1: seems as though you well you had them both removed. 402 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,840 Speaker 1: I assumed this meant you were were looking to have 403 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:36,000 Speaker 1: a kidney transplant. It sounds like you're saying they were both. Uh, well, 404 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,240 Speaker 1: you were healthy. These are healthy kidneys. I'm so healthy 405 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,159 Speaker 1: that they asked me to come in and donate blood 406 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:45,320 Speaker 1: every three months. All right, Blood's great, it's saving lives. 407 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,560 Speaker 1: Take it easy, all right, let's not get cock cocky 408 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:53,840 Speaker 1: with the incredibly healthy kidneys. Uh uh, you know what, 409 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:58,320 Speaker 1: let me get well. Well, well, look who it is 410 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:05,600 Speaker 1: back from their rounds at the hospital. Because they're medical students. 411 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,840 Speaker 1: I mean we are, and it is it is called rounds. 412 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:14,160 Speaker 1: Uh huh. Listen, listen. Both of you rent rooms in 413 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,360 Speaker 1: my house, so I own it. Yeah. I don't have 414 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,400 Speaker 1: a degree, but I own a house. So don't come 415 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,160 Speaker 1: in here acting like you're better than me. I I 416 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:29,960 Speaker 1: was just making macaroni and cheese. I was okay, and 417 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:35,679 Speaker 1: what's the medical term for that? And you failed? Your 418 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,840 Speaker 1: patient just died. Your patient just died. Okay, listen, I'm 419 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 1: not just right now, but you do, Sandy. Look at me. 420 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,440 Speaker 1: I rent house to all of the up and coming 421 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:50,040 Speaker 1: medical students. Okay. I know how to read a chart, 422 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:56,320 Speaker 1: I know names for things. And you see failure in me, 423 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,439 Speaker 1: I think a failure in the mirror. Do you know 424 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,080 Speaker 1: how many. Well, I've died already in my first year. 425 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:07,000 Speaker 1: I've died them, I've chien them. You see this knife, 426 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 1: I'm about to plunge it into my chest. You know 427 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:15,600 Speaker 1: what to do? Do you know what to do? Go? Go? 428 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,720 Speaker 1: Go here? Two minutes, two minutes go Wait, I don't 429 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,840 Speaker 1: have a scrub nurse all right. Now, if we're just 430 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,440 Speaker 1: looking at this body here, you'll notice that the what 431 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,240 Speaker 1: was a saber wound to the chest was filled with macaroni. 432 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:33,880 Speaker 1: Now it's common to use cheese pasta as a way 433 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:39,160 Speaker 1: to cauterize wounds, and he cut on the hand, not Joe's. 434 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,760 Speaker 1: Let's say, does it have to be cheese pasta or 435 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,160 Speaker 1: could it be like a mayo based pasta salad? Great question? 436 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,400 Speaker 1: It has to be cheese pasta, although any kind of 437 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,560 Speaker 1: poultry will do. Now. Can it be a couple of 438 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,880 Speaker 1: milks or is it just one milk like one milk 439 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,280 Speaker 1: of a cheese? Can be multiple milks? Great question? Any 440 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 1: milk Okay, any milk will do, as long as it's 441 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:09,000 Speaker 1: cooked down into its liquida. Could it be like a risotto, 442 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:14,760 Speaker 1: like a creamy risotto, cheesy risutto? Can I can? I? Can? 443 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,040 Speaker 1: I go? Now, can I have to go back to 444 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,360 Speaker 1: the house. That all non swir Okay, just we're just 445 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,440 Speaker 1: gonna do a couple more tests for you. Okay. Look, 446 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,160 Speaker 1: she's a great doctor. I knew it. I knew she 447 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,840 Speaker 1: had it in her doctor. Sandy's the best. Okay. The 448 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:31,080 Speaker 1: macaronis attaching to my skin, praph on. We just need 449 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,640 Speaker 1: you to be patient, sir. Okay, just be patient. Okay, 450 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,080 Speaker 1: that's funny. It's kind of ruining my my medical experience. 451 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:42,080 Speaker 1: I'm trying to learn here, and the body keeps talking. Yeah, 452 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,720 Speaker 1: I haven't even seen its penis yet. Lightly don't lightly 453 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:54,200 Speaker 1: punch you in the nose, So okay, don't talk back. Body. 454 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,280 Speaker 1: Let's take a look at the penis really quick. Let's look. 455 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:04,640 Speaker 1: It's kind of ben it's the fairy, looks like another doctor, 456 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:10,160 Speaker 1: like a dog, like loft. Okay, I guess we'll put 457 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,240 Speaker 1: you to some patient procedures. But my nose is bleeding. 458 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,080 Speaker 1: I think you can fracture my nose. Let's get some 459 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:23,200 Speaker 1: cheese in there. Can we can we try? Hey, yes, yes, 460 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:37,680 Speaker 1: the kidney, Let's see if it takes taking. Yes, it's me. 461 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:42,600 Speaker 1: I'm alive. But I've always been, always been alive. Now 462 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,840 Speaker 1: you can talk. But now I'm alive in a new 463 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:52,680 Speaker 1: fresh way. I understand. I understand. Could not listen to me, 464 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,720 Speaker 1: Listen to me to go to the woods, have sex 465 00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:01,840 Speaker 1: with another animal, birth to that other Adam, you'll be 466 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:08,040 Speaker 1: the parent of said animals. Do you understand? But why 467 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 1: that's your purpose, that's your purse. I learned to talk 468 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:18,640 Speaker 1: so that I could still animals, different animals, another another 469 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,560 Speaker 1: species of animals. Name is Dr Murroau. Do you know 470 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:28,840 Speaker 1: who I am? Yes, you've been my keeper for six years? Good? Good, 471 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,120 Speaker 1: Go out there and find another animal on a horse? 472 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:38,960 Speaker 1: Not a horse, alright, alright, not a bregnant you get pregnant. 473 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:43,880 Speaker 1: I don't know how that works, and that baby is 474 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:47,720 Speaker 1: born breed your hands up, DRM, put your hands up. 475 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:54,200 Speaker 1: What the funk is this? I can actually tell you 476 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:59,000 Speaker 1: what's going on here? You sick? Are you okay? Thing? 477 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:06,360 Speaker 1: I'm clearly a horse? Hoofs up? Okay, okay, al right, okay, alright, 478 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:12,080 Speaker 1: Dr Brogue, get on your knees. Hey, hey, Horsey, good looking? 479 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:18,840 Speaker 1: You want to dance? Yeah? I'd love to shake it down, 480 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,360 Speaker 1: break it down and cut a rock. Since that what 481 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:29,280 Speaker 1: are you drinking let's get your livation, milk, milk. The 482 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,360 Speaker 1: next song is only for birds. All right, let's go. 483 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:38,720 Speaker 1: Oh god, So are you one of those tortoises that 484 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,520 Speaker 1: just looks really old or are you over a hundred 485 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:50,440 Speaker 1: I'm seventy a young. But just head on over the 486 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,840 Speaker 1: bar and see in a second, see you. Then I'm 487 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,640 Speaker 1: just gonna take forever. Look, I don't know the doctor 488 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,400 Speaker 1: is saying. She's saying these weird things. I don't understand 489 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 1: what he's saying. He's saying that there's a place in 490 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,480 Speaker 1: the woods with the animals party. We're not getting anything 491 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,280 Speaker 1: from the sick. Oh, I'm done playing good cop. If 492 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,600 Speaker 1: you want to tag in and get some answers. My 493 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,920 Speaker 1: dad is supposed to come pick me up. Get the 494 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,360 Speaker 1: fuck out of here. Who let this kid in here? Now? 495 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,800 Speaker 1: We gotta keep the kid. We're technically as legal guard, 496 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,960 Speaker 1: you know. All right, Well, you go in there, but 497 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,080 Speaker 1: you go talk to the Dr. Moreau. I don't want 498 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,200 Speaker 1: to talk to you. Me creeps me out. He's like 499 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:35,320 Speaker 1: Dr Frankenstein. I'll watch the kid. The kid doesn't freak 500 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:41,120 Speaker 1: me out. Okay, Okay, just go in there. I'm in 501 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:47,360 Speaker 1: all right, pal, doctor, I am a doctor. Are you 502 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,840 Speaker 1: going to be straight with me this time? Have I 503 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,360 Speaker 1: lied to you before? It feels like it? It feels 504 00:33:53,440 --> 00:34:05,360 Speaker 1: like it. Here's what I don't understand. Why, oh why? 505 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,480 Speaker 1: Why are you doing this? Colonel? If I told you 506 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,960 Speaker 1: all the reasons I was doing this, I might have 507 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,240 Speaker 1: to take your kidney and put it inside a pigeon. 508 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:20,839 Speaker 1: I'm not colonels. What was that? Did you fart? What 509 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:25,239 Speaker 1: was it you say? Fart? Yes? Did you No? I 510 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:32,919 Speaker 1: heard something? Now you're parting. I'm coming, you're parting? Did 511 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:37,880 Speaker 1: you do that? Fun? I hate my job. I hate 512 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,560 Speaker 1: my job and I hate you. Talk to me about it? 513 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:51,799 Speaker 1: To Boo Woods? Woods? What's take him? Now? Do you 514 00:34:52,000 --> 00:35:00,239 Speaker 1: are you hearing that your farting? Dr Moreau don't know 515 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,400 Speaker 1: if you've heard of me. I'm a first year resident 516 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:07,200 Speaker 1: and I've come up some pretty freezy ship. Yes it's me. 517 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,400 Speaker 1: It's Sandy. I don't believe in myself now I'm like 518 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,239 Speaker 1: super confident. I'm looking to ditch that hospital. And I 519 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,239 Speaker 1: did not come work with you. I feel like we're 520 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,759 Speaker 1: a match made in heaven. Sure, yeah, let me get 521 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:26,960 Speaker 1: the churchy shob No mayonnaise, extra pickles, Okay, do you 522 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,399 Speaker 1: want six ft or a twelve foot sandwich, I'll do 523 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,399 Speaker 1: I'll do two six inches. Oh just one ft? Okay, 524 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:40,800 Speaker 1: no problem? Uh so oh sorry? Or honey oat huh 525 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:47,520 Speaker 1: wheat or honey oat bread bottom half honey top wheat. Honestly, 526 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,839 Speaker 1: anything for you, anything for you. And that's a kind 527 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:55,080 Speaker 1: of dedication that I would bring to your medical practice 528 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,520 Speaker 1: as someone who takes you, know that job, Sandy, Andy, Look, 529 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:05,719 Speaker 1: we hired you, hear it subway because you're cute? Okay? 530 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:10,280 Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was because I was smart and qualified. No, listen, 531 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,880 Speaker 1: we know your history. We know your license has been revoked. Technically, 532 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,640 Speaker 1: it is actually not revoked since I never technically passed 533 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,240 Speaker 1: the boards. I never got my license, but I'm still 534 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,920 Speaker 1: technically like a first year residence. Look, we heard the 535 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:28,239 Speaker 1: conversation you had with that weird guy, you mean that 536 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:34,360 Speaker 1: visionary that's Dr Morow. Are you fucked in the head? Okay? 537 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,640 Speaker 1: Whoa sorry, I'm really sorry, Oh my god. And it's 538 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,799 Speaker 1: not just that conversation. It's what you're doing with the sandwiches. 539 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,240 Speaker 1: You're putting weird pieces of other pieces of bread. You're 540 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,120 Speaker 1: you're you're sewing that ham and the Turkey together with 541 00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:54,040 Speaker 1: actual the culture is always right, Derek. Well, if I 542 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,240 Speaker 1: need to go the extra mile to make them happy, 543 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,880 Speaker 1: then yeah, I'm gonna sew a few Deli meats together. 544 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,040 Speaker 1: Capital Are you a doctor in your heart? Are you 545 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,160 Speaker 1: a doctor? Of course? I am? Okay, then sink. I'm 546 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,080 Speaker 1: gonna use this dull avocado night that we use for 547 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,560 Speaker 1: our genetically modified avocados, and I'm gonna start hacking at 548 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:22,480 Speaker 1: my throat. Oh my god, where sucking somewhere? I need 549 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:27,600 Speaker 1: some day? I need some dairy quick. Hey. Look, guys, 550 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,919 Speaker 1: all right, there's been too many kidneys coming into our 551 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,680 Speaker 1: bar lately, okay, and we can't afford them. All right. 552 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,080 Speaker 1: They're coming in with their diseases. They're all spotted up 553 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,880 Speaker 1: and scaring away the customers. Now, Benny, you're supposed to 554 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:48,560 Speaker 1: be the bouncer, right, yeah, Well, I mean, why didn't 555 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:56,759 Speaker 1: you just bounce that single kidney out of here? This 556 00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,279 Speaker 1: is why I get for hiring two bunnies, damnit. I mean, 557 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:07,080 Speaker 1: Benny Benny K Benny Kay, not Benny P. Benny Kay, 558 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,799 Speaker 1: Benny Benny P. You're the DJ, all right, you know 559 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:15,960 Speaker 1: better and you need to play some better music. No more, no, 560 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,200 Speaker 1: more Celine Dion. All Right, you play some good good 561 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:24,080 Speaker 1: for she's really challenged. You know what, Benny Kay, can 562 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,400 Speaker 1: you bounce Bennie p Up out of here? No? No, 563 00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:33,400 Speaker 1: damn it, but we're both frants. Don't throw it, Bunny. Sorry. 564 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,799 Speaker 1: We need this bar up and running. We're the only 565 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,839 Speaker 1: bar that's been around for fifty years. All right, it's 566 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,200 Speaker 1: wicked awesome, so we need to keep this ship going. 567 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:50,560 Speaker 1: Now you're down, Benny? Oh are you down? Video? There's 568 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,719 Speaker 1: two benno? Which one? You know? I said Benny? There 569 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,840 Speaker 1: was Benny Kay, but he was bassed out by Bennie 570 00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:03,640 Speaker 1: pre okay pe Yeah, Oh damn it. When you applied 571 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,239 Speaker 1: for this job, did you literally put your last name 572 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,359 Speaker 1: as oh and oh? Or did you just say I'm Benny? 573 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,680 Speaker 1: I probably said just Benny. If I'm being honest, you 574 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:15,600 Speaker 1: see his bitch hold on. I didn't mean it's like 575 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:19,279 Speaker 1: a light. I nose is broken. I wish you could 576 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:23,279 Speaker 1: hit me harder for some reason, very gingerly. Now I 577 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,440 Speaker 1: got the most of it. My nose is fucking broken. 578 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:31,600 Speaker 1: Oh you're you're welcome, Vineos. Now, look what's your problem 579 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:37,800 Speaker 1: with kidneys? Anyway? Kidneys broke into my house, and and 580 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:42,359 Speaker 1: and and took me and made me there. They love child. Yeah, 581 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,560 Speaker 1: I've never trusted kidney since after I escaped the compound. 582 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,640 Speaker 1: Him and Dr Morow. Yeah, man, it was fucking crazy. 583 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,839 Speaker 1: It was like a sex cult. It's crazy what they 584 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,279 Speaker 1: broke into your house and then you were in the compound. Yeah, 585 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:59,399 Speaker 1: man was Ben? Oh Benny, come here, phone my second. 586 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,800 Speaker 1: I think he has I think he has a tail. 587 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,279 Speaker 1: I think he has a tail. Dude. I don't know 588 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,719 Speaker 1: why I got hit. I do marketing for jeans, i'd 589 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,320 Speaker 1: marketing for the bar. I don't know. This is feeling 590 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,560 Speaker 1: very weird. Okay, you look, you look, You're just looking different. 591 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,600 Speaker 1: And you're I'm not the one here on trial. Okay, 592 00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,320 Speaker 1: you don't have to put me on trial. Yes I 593 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,240 Speaker 1: have a tail, and yes I have really deep kidney issues. 594 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,399 Speaker 1: And I don't want to see any more come in here, 595 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,319 Speaker 1: all right? No more? And if one more does, it's 596 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,440 Speaker 1: your hide. No more, okay, as long as it's no 597 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,759 Speaker 1: more like soft punches in the nose, as those are 598 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:41,400 Speaker 1: surprisingly those hurt like this hurt really weird. Yeah, So 599 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,960 Speaker 1: I just want to get these posters printed up. How 600 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,040 Speaker 1: many posts you want? I need a couple of thousand. 601 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,759 Speaker 1: I gotta put this all over town. Um, okay, you know, 602 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:56,399 Speaker 1: UH is gonna be great? Yeah, hike, I can't can't 603 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,680 Speaker 1: have any more kidneys coming to the bar, So anyone 604 00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:02,239 Speaker 1: with the kidneys not allowed at Diamonds. So it's kind 605 00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,240 Speaker 1: of none of my business. I'm just gonna pronout the posts. 606 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,200 Speaker 1: My boss hid me in the face and the broken nose, 607 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:12,840 Speaker 1: and then I'm fine, I'm fine. You're still working for 608 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,319 Speaker 1: this animal. Huh? You're still working for this animal that's 609 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,640 Speaker 1: punching your face. Can I have the gold border around 610 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:24,279 Speaker 1: the posters? Oh? Yeah, that'll look nice, gold borders, got it? 611 00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,319 Speaker 1: I need to make I need to make some posters up. 612 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:34,000 Speaker 1: It's a wolf wanted. If anybody's seen a full, grown 613 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:39,960 Speaker 1: upright standing tail wagon wolf, it looks like can you 614 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,080 Speaker 1: just put a copy? This looks like this? That's my boss? 615 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:49,640 Speaker 1: What it's a wolf? How could a wolf be a boss? 616 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,680 Speaker 1: I think I think he's saying that was his boss 617 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,000 Speaker 1: and he was turned into a wolf. Do I have 618 00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:01,360 Speaker 1: this right? Oh? Yeah? That and this is Put this 619 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:05,640 Speaker 1: on the Put this on the official UH city? How 620 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,839 Speaker 1: many posters with me? I need a thousand? Is seen 621 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:18,040 Speaker 1: to everybody seen to. Let's not Seen Three comes to 622 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,239 Speaker 1: us from Tim, who wrote Hello. During the months of 623 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,120 Speaker 1: March and April. I was stuck in Peru as they 624 00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,080 Speaker 1: closed the country to all travel two days after I 625 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,720 Speaker 1: arrived for what I thought would be a fun vacation. 626 00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,000 Speaker 1: I was stuck in a room for nearly two months 627 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,480 Speaker 1: quarantine until I could fly out on a chartered flight 628 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,720 Speaker 1: by the U. S Embassy. The sounds familiar to anyone 629 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,560 Speaker 1: mm hmm, classic American story. The only thing that kept 630 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,720 Speaker 1: me saying during the long quarantine time was the insanity 631 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,600 Speaker 1: of alchemy. This I listened to episode after episode, and 632 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,399 Speaker 1: the laughs helped pass the long wait to get back home. 633 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:57,000 Speaker 1: So thanks for that. What about this idea? Tourists in 634 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,799 Speaker 1: Peru are in the hands of a tour guide who 635 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:05,279 Speaker 1: knows nothing about Peru? Thanks Tim, And like forest California, 636 00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:10,160 Speaker 1: And then I'd like you guys to just peruse over 637 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,640 Speaker 1: here to this this bookstore. And I'm gonna let you 638 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,000 Speaker 1: guys go into the bookstore by yourself for this staff, 639 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:20,960 Speaker 1: and I'll be out here. Yeah, I'm oh, you want 640 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,279 Speaker 1: you want to have? You go ahead? I was just 641 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,839 Speaker 1: gonna ask. I mean Honestly, I'm gonna take my break 642 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,320 Speaker 1: right now, so you guys can continue the tour in 643 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,720 Speaker 1: the bookstore that I've brought you to. It's a famous 644 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:34,840 Speaker 1: Perui Peruin bookstore. Are you sure it just says Barnes 645 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:39,400 Speaker 1: and Nobles. Yeah, that's a little note fact that Barnes 646 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:46,640 Speaker 1: Noble was originally here in Peru. Okay, I'm gonna take 647 00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,040 Speaker 1: my break if you guys wouldn't mind that. I like to. 648 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,759 Speaker 1: I just have my personal time during certain breaks, So 649 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,520 Speaker 1: just leave me for at least fifteen minutes. Yeah, I 650 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,160 Speaker 1: just you know, I wanted to buy you lunch. Did 651 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,560 Speaker 1: you want to come with? I mean happy to come, 652 00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,920 Speaker 1: like if you had a question you wanted to ask him? 653 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,920 Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, Wait a second, are you offering to 654 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,319 Speaker 1: give help to one of my one of the people 655 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,160 Speaker 1: I'm touring around? Well, man, I'm also part of the tour. 656 00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:13,040 Speaker 1: I just yeah, you can't just you can't just sidestep 657 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,840 Speaker 1: into my role just because I'm taking a break for 658 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,759 Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. California state, I get a break, but we're 659 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,759 Speaker 1: not in California, of course. Of course, It's what I 660 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,719 Speaker 1: was gonna say. And one thing that a lot of 661 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,640 Speaker 1: people don't know is a lot of a lot of 662 00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:33,839 Speaker 1: the Peruian um laws are brought in from California, which, yeah, 663 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:41,600 Speaker 1: that's why. Okay, I just I've been looking for and uh, Hank, 664 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,160 Speaker 1: I just wanted to just like pick your brand at 665 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,600 Speaker 1: a more while you know, we're lunch. I'd love to 666 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,279 Speaker 1: buy lunch and exactly if you want to come with 667 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:52,759 Speaker 1: that's really cool. Yeah, totally, thanks Dan, Well, we already have. 668 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,840 Speaker 1: We're stopping by one of the most famous burger shops 669 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,279 Speaker 1: in Peru. It's it's kind of scheduled in the day. 670 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,040 Speaker 1: I'd hate you guys to lose your appetite on this 671 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,759 Speaker 1: curated tour. No, no, no, I mean honestly, I'm just 672 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,960 Speaker 1: an opportunity to break bread with you. I mean just 673 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,759 Speaker 1: to keep me going until the burgers. But I am 674 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,880 Speaker 1: excited for the burgers. Yeah. McDonald's. Is that where we're going. 675 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,440 Speaker 1: You said we're going to McDonald's. That was yesterday. That 676 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,400 Speaker 1: was yesterday, and it's one of the most famous here. Improved, 677 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,880 Speaker 1: but this one started. Uh, this was inspired by a 678 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:29,359 Speaker 1: little girl with ponytails and red hair. Um, I don't 679 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,759 Speaker 1: give a ship. Okay, Look, I don't want to go 680 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,480 Speaker 1: on another fucking tour. Okay, I want to sit in 681 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,560 Speaker 1: the hotel and I want to be luxurious for the 682 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,160 Speaker 1: rest of Lisa, do you know how much work I 683 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,479 Speaker 1: had to do to take these days off to give 684 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,839 Speaker 1: this to you and provide? Oh how many days did 685 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,719 Speaker 1: I have to take off? How hard was it to 686 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,359 Speaker 1: take a work off? It's not hard at all. Done 687 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,440 Speaker 1: before you take it off. In order to accrude the 688 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,680 Speaker 1: days off you just do. You just go to work 689 00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,200 Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, I have a sick day. 690 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,640 Speaker 1: It's but I can't believe you're part of a capitalist 691 00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:05,200 Speaker 1: fucking ship hole. Okay, Lisa, Well, let's see what happens 692 00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,400 Speaker 1: to you when you finally graduate college. What do you want? 693 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:13,560 Speaker 1: Year six? Now a doctor? It's medical school. Okay, it's 694 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:18,480 Speaker 1: longer than college whatever. You just don't understand. And all 695 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,279 Speaker 1: I'm asking you, as your mother, who birthed you out 696 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:26,960 Speaker 1: of my vagina, who's taking ripped from bad hole to asshole, 697 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:33,880 Speaker 1: completely desecrated. Well, okay, I'm sorry that you just had 698 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,200 Speaker 1: a long tank. Okay that would know that was traumatic 699 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,560 Speaker 1: for you. Can you imagine that already is for it 700 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,000 Speaker 1: to completely come in? Come in, sorry, come in and 701 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:48,919 Speaker 1: sit down. M hmm, come in and sit down. Here's 702 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:53,359 Speaker 1: your just eat it. Thank you. I'm sorry that happened. Mom. 703 00:46:53,719 --> 00:47:00,120 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Lisa. You asked for sevicha, you're gonnat your 704 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,600 Speaker 1: goddamn such. Well right now I'm having a conversation. I'm 705 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,239 Speaker 1: not going to talk with food in my mouth. Mom, 706 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:09,279 Speaker 1: you're right, that's completely Please take a seat, sir, Please 707 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,319 Speaker 1: take a seat. It's just our family custom. We love 708 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,880 Speaker 1: to We love to just eat. Eat with the peeps, 709 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,040 Speaker 1: eat with the PiZZ Stop trying to connect like that. 710 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's everything that is from any and 711 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:26,319 Speaker 1: all and replace them. Come on and actually, sir, can 712 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:30,120 Speaker 1: you run a bathroom? Come on, replace the mini bar, 713 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,239 Speaker 1: jump in the bath Lisa. All I want to do 714 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,160 Speaker 1: is go on a tour with you, Go on to 715 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:39,120 Speaker 1: tour with my daughter, and have her not complain about 716 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:45,200 Speaker 1: me being awful. When I worked so hard for a tour, 717 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,360 Speaker 1: I could recommend a great tour. Guy. Oh I love that. 718 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,480 Speaker 1: Thank you so much to sit right there when I 719 00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:55,719 Speaker 1: spent so much hard time about you. It's always about you. 720 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,279 Speaker 1: We're finally we're finally here. I finally said, find let's 721 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:02,120 Speaker 1: do it. I took time off school. Mom. Oh okay, 722 00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,640 Speaker 1: Like that's hard. You just call in sick and say 723 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,280 Speaker 1: I have diarrhea and no one's going to ask you anything. 724 00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,399 Speaker 1: The question of pepper boys, like that's hard to get, 725 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,160 Speaker 1: all right, very hard to get a woman. I'm I'm 726 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,080 Speaker 1: so sorry. I guess I'm so sorry. I've been looking 727 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,040 Speaker 1: for my crew, my mini bar guy, and please come in. Actually, 728 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,920 Speaker 1: you're going to be a beautiful table on the veranda. 729 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,640 Speaker 1: You can come and take a seat. Thank you so much. 730 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,400 Speaker 1: It's very hard to become the vice. Pep published that 731 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:35,040 Speaker 1: some sorts I can put into bed um, I can 732 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,000 Speaker 1: find some. Why not, let's find some? Let me get 733 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:42,759 Speaker 1: that holding us hostage, I say that maybe if one 734 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,200 Speaker 1: of us takes the bullet, the other two can survive. 735 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,799 Speaker 1: I don't think that one one works here in Peru? 736 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,640 Speaker 1: Really is it to one one? And is it too 737 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:59,160 Speaker 1: much to ask Lisa? Actually, then why are you here? 738 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,880 Speaker 1: If you don't want to go on the tours? Then 739 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,000 Speaker 1: why are you here? If you don't want to be 740 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,160 Speaker 1: with our good friend what's your name, sir? What's your names? 741 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,320 Speaker 1: Are in the bed Carl with our good friend Carl. 742 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,239 Speaker 1: If you don't want to enjoy a beautiful conversation with 743 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:16,840 Speaker 1: our good friend, um in the bathtub. Sir, what's your name, Ducky, Ducky, 744 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,560 Speaker 1: our gorgeous friend, Ducky. If you don't want to enjoy 745 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,600 Speaker 1: the day, it's perfect, I mean, this guy's perfect. Peru 746 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,360 Speaker 1: is perfect and you are ruining it, sir in the balcony. 747 00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:31,520 Speaker 1: I'm ruining it. Not capitalism, not nothing, industrial mil tries complex. 748 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,239 Speaker 1: That's not much ruining Peru. Or hasn't our good friend 749 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,040 Speaker 1: on the balcony, And I'm pretty sure he's going to 750 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:41,040 Speaker 1: say no, absolutely not. What's ruined Peru? Our little like you? 751 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:46,200 Speaker 1: Oil industry's sucking cars. It's a weight. Um. It is 752 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:50,040 Speaker 1: customary in Peru that we do not get involved in 753 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:54,719 Speaker 1: domesticated Okay, so you can leave. I figured it out. 754 00:49:55,080 --> 00:50:00,920 Speaker 1: Yeah that Tuesday efinitely not. You're here stay, You're here 755 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:06,439 Speaker 1: to stay, absolutely here to stay, um tour guide. So yeah, 756 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,480 Speaker 1: where can we get these um coca leaves I've been 757 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:14,960 Speaker 1: hearing about. Oh, it's usually in cocoa powder and you 758 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,120 Speaker 1: can get it at the coffee beat and chili. Yeah. 759 00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,080 Speaker 1: Actually that was good to be tomorrow. But if you 760 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:23,239 Speaker 1: guys are all excited to have a muco lte. Uh, 761 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:29,400 Speaker 1: it's real cocoa powder. No, no, not note. Okay, all right, 762 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,399 Speaker 1: this is my Oh my god, what did you say? 763 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,839 Speaker 1: I want some coke? Man? Okay, sure, Look we've been 764 00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:38,120 Speaker 1: we've been very polite on your tour. We've been listening, 765 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,239 Speaker 1: going to all your stupid as stops. We're looking for 766 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:46,359 Speaker 1: coca What we want cocaine? I got no more. Listen, 767 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,279 Speaker 1: that's not what Peru is known for. We're known for Wendy's, 768 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:52,000 Speaker 1: were known for our books, and we're down for our 769 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,480 Speaker 1: coffees in our We don't give a sh about the 770 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:59,839 Speaker 1: history of this my shirts. Put them down, just with them. 771 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,360 Speaker 1: Are those leaves? Are these leaves here? No? No, this 772 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:08,040 Speaker 1: is you're just eating those Are just these leaves ivy. 773 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,640 Speaker 1: I don't even know what kind of ivy, but I 774 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,640 Speaker 1: would worry if it's poison ivy. I mean, as a 775 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,800 Speaker 1: tour guide, I would check the other side of it. Okay, 776 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,759 Speaker 1: I was wrong about that, but I wouldn't just eat 777 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,600 Speaker 1: this one. That's not that doesn't work here in Peru. 778 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:30,320 Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to the Order of Proving and Tour Guides. 779 00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:37,680 Speaker 1: Oh yes, no, as you know, somebody has been infiltrating. 780 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,360 Speaker 1: Is that the right word? I think so? Boss? Okay, 781 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:49,759 Speaker 1: that is it? Yes, okay, okay, I mean you're leading 782 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,560 Speaker 1: this so you know, but I want I still I 783 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:58,240 Speaker 1: still have room for improvement. That went to improvement, home improvement. 784 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:12,279 Speaker 1: Speaking of speaking of this new tour guy is American? Yeah? 785 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,239 Speaker 1: An American? How did how did an American sneak over 786 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,960 Speaker 1: the fence and into our tour guard? American? That's what 787 00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:25,480 Speaker 1: I want to know. God, he hits you and me 788 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:31,080 Speaker 1: very gingerly. Oh my nose is broken. Now you fix this. 789 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:35,279 Speaker 1: You fix this, fix the nobody, to fix the situational 790 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,120 Speaker 1: both okay, right, okay, clean yourself up. And he's still 791 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,040 Speaker 1: not a problem that I'm Swedish. That's still that's still okay. 792 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:46,400 Speaker 1: I like that. Okay, great to make sure. Okay, okay, 793 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:50,520 Speaker 1: these are our streets. Boys, him Frank him Alan and 794 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:56,920 Speaker 1: kill is the is the American? American to a guard? Oh? Hey, guys, 795 00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,040 Speaker 1: I was just showing some I was just showing and 796 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,359 Speaker 1: we were about to go over to the combing bean. 797 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,439 Speaker 1: I just can't remember exactly where that is. Oh you can't, 798 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:10,960 Speaker 1: are you by yourself? Well? No, no, no, they went inside. 799 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,879 Speaker 1: They wanted to. I get a break every every every 800 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 Speaker 1: four hours, I take a fifteen minute break in the 801 00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,000 Speaker 1: middle of it, and every eight hours I take a 802 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,320 Speaker 1: thirty minute break after six. That sounds like an a 803 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:24,040 Speaker 1: Medican custom. Over there, we don't take breaks. We don't 804 00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,440 Speaker 1: take breaks. The only time we take a break is 805 00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:30,960 Speaker 1: if we sleep. And we don't sleep. Oh oh, um, 806 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,200 Speaker 1: you is gonna be awkward. Let me just give you 807 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:38,600 Speaker 1: a secret. Can you keep secrets? I will, yes. I 808 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,040 Speaker 1: threw caution to the wind, and I bought a one 809 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:45,120 Speaker 1: way to get here, and I have been doing tours 810 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:49,279 Speaker 1: and making a killing it is. I'm really good at it. 811 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,080 Speaker 1: If you'd like to go on a tour, I've kind 812 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,040 Speaker 1: of found my way around pretty well. I'll show you 813 00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:54,719 Speaker 1: the place. You know what I would like to go on. 814 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,719 Speaker 1: I would like for you to take me on a tour. Oh, 815 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,000 Speaker 1: this is great. I can't I can't wait to introduce 816 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,160 Speaker 1: you to the other two guys I a tour. Hey, 817 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:07,880 Speaker 1: I got some coke with me too, Yeah, okay, right 818 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,000 Speaker 1: this way, Mr Allen, or can I call you Tim? 819 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,520 Speaker 1: That'd be great. Listen, Well, we're gonna meet up at 820 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:16,839 Speaker 1: the the only Starbucks here in Peru with a lot 821 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:24,239 Speaker 1: of the PR company and Mr Allen, they kill me. 822 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:28,040 Speaker 1: So um uh, if you would just tell an order 823 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,040 Speaker 1: in advance, I can put in for you. If you 824 00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:35,239 Speaker 1: have a favorite drink at Starbucks, Richard, come here for 825 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,640 Speaker 1: a second. I just say, Mr Allen, you you work 826 00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:40,680 Speaker 1: on that and I'll be right back with you. Yeah, 827 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,040 Speaker 1: it's true. I think Tim Allen might be a dog. 828 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:47,800 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? He I have. He hasn't 829 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:54,080 Speaker 1: said a single word and he keeps talking. Okay, he 830 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:58,080 Speaker 1: was on TV for years and this was part of 831 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:06,160 Speaker 1: his act that he does this. Okay, maybe yeah, man, gentleman, listen, 832 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,080 Speaker 1: we have that Disney Amazon Prime premiere and I need 833 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:13,279 Speaker 1: Alan on the red carpet now, yes, course, of course, yes, 834 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:17,919 Speaker 1: get it done. All right, Okay, I'm telling you there's 835 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,480 Speaker 1: something weird. I didn't realize because I've only seen him 836 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,880 Speaker 1: on TV. But I'm pretty sure, Tim Ellen, it's a 837 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,600 Speaker 1: K nine. Okay, let's go with the premise that he's 838 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,239 Speaker 1: a dog. Now, huh Now what we we got to 839 00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:34,000 Speaker 1: get him to the premiere? Oh, I see, who's a 840 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,279 Speaker 1: good boy. Who's a good boy? Is this your dog? 841 00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:42,680 Speaker 1: Is this your precious? That's that's Tim Allen and were 842 00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,960 Speaker 1: his security detail step away from Tim Allen? Oh, I 843 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,920 Speaker 1: didn't know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Richard, Richard, Richard. I 844 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:53,359 Speaker 1: need your help here, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Um, Mr Allen, 845 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,160 Speaker 1: get you to the premiere. Uh, Carlin and I are 846 00:55:56,200 --> 00:56:02,359 Speaker 1: gonna if you could just follow us to the limit. Yeah, yep, 847 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,279 Speaker 1: just right this way. And uh what is that a biscuit? Oh, 848 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:10,680 Speaker 1: there's a biscuit there, got your name on it. How 849 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:17,560 Speaker 1: is that got by? Yeah? That's it? Can you get 850 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:20,520 Speaker 1: it out of my hand? If you look to the right, 851 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:25,040 Speaker 1: you can see the movie premiere of big American star 852 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:29,120 Speaker 1: Tim Allen. Good job, Tim Allen. But don't clap. Don't clap, 853 00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:33,200 Speaker 1: he might come to you. Don't clap here he comes here. 854 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:42,440 Speaker 1: Whistle whistle. Oh oh, he's doing it very good. It's 855 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,240 Speaker 1: it's all things that you can see here in Peru. 856 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,400 Speaker 1: To your left, you can see much of pizza that 857 00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:52,680 Speaker 1: was erected by the the torpus just ran over to Alan. 858 00:56:52,920 --> 00:57:01,000 Speaker 1: Oh my fucking o, my fucking take. I'm actually have 859 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,000 Speaker 1: been trained as a doctor for just two years, and 860 00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:07,400 Speaker 1: I think I know exactly what to do. If everybody 861 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:12,480 Speaker 1: can just hold his body together. Okay, push it all together, 862 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,560 Speaker 1: try to get it as to one piece as you can, 863 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:24,160 Speaker 1: and then I will throw some start. I'll be right back. 864 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,320 Speaker 1: I'm just going to I have to grab some heavy 865 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,320 Speaker 1: cream something like that to colorize the wound, he said. 866 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,560 Speaker 1: And you know, and it was just like they come 867 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,720 Speaker 1: into here and they're asking, can I get Can I 868 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,920 Speaker 1: get to venties? Oh? Yeah, of course you can get 869 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,960 Speaker 1: two venties, you know, instead of two venties. Want to 870 00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:46,880 Speaker 1: I need heavy cream? Do you have heavy cream? Heavy cream? 871 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,720 Speaker 1: For unga? I need it? Start? Start. Okay, Well there's 872 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,600 Speaker 1: a line, so why don't you just wait in the line. 873 00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:57,600 Speaker 1: Oh God, people steep to all people's mind. If I 874 00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:01,800 Speaker 1: just cut the line, yeah, you can cut in front 875 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,960 Speaker 1: of it. Okay, this is just the thing that you 876 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,680 Speaker 1: gotta do in pre You got to stand your ground 877 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,880 Speaker 1: and you gotta keep your place of wine. Somebody cut 878 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:12,040 Speaker 1: in front of us. It's not just somebody, it's somebody 879 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:16,520 Speaker 1: trying to save the life of American Classic Diamond. Oh 880 00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,840 Speaker 1: you definitely have to wait. No, you definitely have to 881 00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,640 Speaker 1: wait now. No, No, I've been here for an hour 882 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,360 Speaker 1: waiting for my vanity. Do you know what kind of 883 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,400 Speaker 1: treasure we're going to lose if we lose him allan 884 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,160 Speaker 1: one less Michigander. I don't know what you want for 885 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:39,400 Speaker 1: that is our show today? Uh, just shy of lawsuit. 886 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:45,040 Speaker 1: We're gonna wrap up to this show. Oh man, I 887 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:49,320 Speaker 1: want to thank all the alchemists. Uh, Jackie, thank you 888 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,360 Speaker 1: so much for joining us. Thank you guys. I had 889 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,680 Speaker 1: a blast once more. Thanks again for having me. Yeah, 890 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,320 Speaker 1: and the closet looks great, so thank you for you 891 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:03,480 Speaker 1: for sorting it for us for the show. We have 892 00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:11,400 Speaker 1: to get a screen grab maybe everything. I'm a happy place, 893 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,720 Speaker 1: Chris Rodo, thank you so very much. Man, thank you 894 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:18,480 Speaker 1: so much for having me. Any in any of of 895 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,680 Speaker 1: Jackie's work you'd like to point people towards, Yes, she 896 00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:26,400 Speaker 1: just so what so she did? I like recently she 897 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,880 Speaker 1: did They did a mask video with a twist ending 898 00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:34,240 Speaker 1: it's very funny. And then she just did a series 899 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:39,560 Speaker 1: of dancing characters. Look at but one person and a 900 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:45,200 Speaker 1: series of dancing characters. If that doesn't grabbed you by 901 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,680 Speaker 1: the fucking nuts, to go check out her instagram page. 902 00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:51,000 Speaker 1: I don't know what. Thank you? Yeah, and where do 903 00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:54,720 Speaker 1: folks just get to your Instagram? Is your name? Jackie? Truth. 904 00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,680 Speaker 1: Do you r U t h y That's it. It's 905 00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,760 Speaker 1: that simple, Sean. What do you got? And thank you 906 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,000 Speaker 1: so much for being here. Oh man, thank you again 907 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,880 Speaker 1: for having me. This was great. Uh yeah. Besides the 908 01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,600 Speaker 1: Instagram at I Am Sean Will, you can also I 909 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:15,640 Speaker 1: just joined TikTok so that yeah you did. Yeah yeah 910 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,880 Speaker 1: so now uh I'm gonna be on their twerking and stuff. 911 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,240 Speaker 1: So yeah, you can get you there at I Am 912 01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:24,120 Speaker 1: Sean Will dot com and I'll be doing the hustle 913 01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,720 Speaker 1: genius for those of you just listening. He held up 914 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:35,240 Speaker 1: to damn album. I think yes, I did so good 915 01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,360 Speaker 1: for audio podcast. I mean it could have been a 916 01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:41,760 Speaker 1: mini poster. Uh. Dr James Heeney, thank you so very much. 917 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:45,640 Speaker 1: As always, thank you for thanking me. Um. Just go 918 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:48,080 Speaker 1: head over to the real James Heeney dot com and 919 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,160 Speaker 1: I'm sure you can figure out how how to follow 920 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:55,160 Speaker 1: me in all different sources. Spectacular Joey, your great ger. 921 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:03,920 Speaker 1: You know the thing right if we can sure what 922 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,440 Speaker 1: I want to say, you know your eye exam exactly. 923 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,360 Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's thank our producer and engineer the stars, 924 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:17,520 Speaker 1: Richard Dougbaine Burn and the fine folks that I are media, 925 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,320 Speaker 1: I am your host. Kevin Polly can find me all 926 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:25,080 Speaker 1: over the socials and hey, let's remember to look after 927 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,040 Speaker 1: each other and please wear a mask when you go outside. 928 01:01:29,920 --> 01:02:00,640 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, until next time, well and football,