1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: A CUTI misconnections that was staring. There's only two places 2 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,920 Speaker 1: to find true love in this world. One is in 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,320 Speaker 1: the Spirit Airlines Elite Members. 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,680 Speaker 2: Lounge, which is eventually they. 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 1: Do and it's located in the kitchen of the airport. 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: Chilis a working kitchen. Yeah yeah, yeah, you do have 7 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 1: to run the food out though. The other is on 8 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: the pages of craigslist dot org. We scour that website 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: every week to find the best misconnections that they have 10 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 1: to offer, like this first one titled peak at my 11 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: Tiny Picasso Man for Woman forties Modern Art Museum. Oh, 12 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read this how I think this guy 13 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 1: would probably sound. You may remember me. I was the distinguished, 14 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: well dressed gentleman you spoke with that was wearing the 15 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: Gucci monocle and matching slash. Please tell me it was 16 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: a shape of a g shatted while taking in the 17 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: contemporary Cuban art pieces. 18 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 2: I do like some Cubism, Honestly, you asked me what 19 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:08,680 Speaker 2: all the noises were for. 20 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 1: I responded by educating you about properly examining works of 21 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 1: art and if it so happens to move you emotionally, 22 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 1: then it's strongly encouraged to let out a slight moan 23 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: or a gurgle of appreciation. 24 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 2: I've said a lot of time in galleries. I don't 25 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,480 Speaker 2: think that's actually. 26 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 1: Is this really love it? You said you thought I 27 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: was in the beginning stages of having a stroke. After 28 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 1: checks out, try a thought at the notion thought. I 29 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 1: took a gander at you, and then my body made 30 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: some gurgling noises at what in front of me stood 31 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: a stoic, green haired, real life Mona Lisa with a 32 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: neck tattoo of a single piece of bacon. 33 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 2: I love this woman, I do too. 34 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: My feathers were all a ruffle after that. So I 35 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 1: offered you a ride home, since you dressed like you 36 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 1: had no bus money. 37 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 2: Oh that was a st yeah, gurgle. Guy needs to 38 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 2: calm down a little bit. 39 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,640 Speaker 1: You declined and walked away. If we never meet again, 40 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 1: I will always ponder about the deeper meaning of that 41 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: bacon tattoo I. 42 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 2: Think there is. 43 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 1: Did it represent your childhood trauma or were you protesting 44 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 1: to the world about an ethical treatment of hogs? I 45 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 1: will wait for your answer. 46 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 2: I knew there were such refined people on Craigslist. 47 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 1: That's sign Andrew's going your next misconnection titled will You 48 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 1: be My Forever? L Cappy tan okay woman for man 49 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 1: twenties climbing. 50 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 2: Gym Oh, I get it out. 51 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,680 Speaker 1: You had the face of a younger Matthew McConaughey, but 52 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: I almost didn't want to get close because I was 53 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: afraid you'd smell like him too. 54 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 2: There are some people that look like they smell. 55 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: I was the cutie with the box braid and tried 56 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 1: to get your attention by stretching next to you. 57 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 2: Oh at me, I can touch my knees. 58 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,240 Speaker 1: When that wasn't working, I told you that I'm new, 59 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: but my dad said I had great feet for a climber. 60 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 2: Let's not bring our dad into this. 61 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: After that, you tried to walk away, but I grabbed 62 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 1: your arm and said, not so fast, mister dazed and aroused, 63 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 1: Oh you're coming with me. 64 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:33,959 Speaker 2: I like her. 65 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 1: I asked you to spot me on my first bouldering session, 66 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: and I was so proud of myself. I almost made 67 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: it about halfway up the wall. 68 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 2: Oh it's good. 69 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 1: But I realized you weren't enjoying the view like I 70 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: thought you were, so I did the only thing I 71 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: could think of to get close to you. I screamed, 72 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: trust fall and wouldn't you know it, I landed right 73 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 1: on top of you, my hero. Anyways, I wasn't able 74 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: to get your name before the paramedics took care. Oh 75 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: my god. I hope you get better soon and feel 76 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:16,159 Speaker 1: all right? All right, all right, let's try another fun 77 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:22,480 Speaker 1: hobby together. Yours truly, Jennifer, but my friends call me Turnip. 78 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 2: I just feel like her friend is that bacon girl 79 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 2: from the first just walking the same circles. 80 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 1: This next misconnection is titled Every Kiss Begins with Spray 81 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:41,919 Speaker 1: Pepper Spray Man for Woman thirties jewelry store. I was 82 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,839 Speaker 1: shopping for an engagement ring when you walked in, blonde 83 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: haired beauty with librarian glasses and proposed to me. Pumps 84 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: on your feet. No, don't worry, I don't have a 85 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 1: fiance or anything like that. 86 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 2: Why were you shopping for an engagement race? 87 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 1: I just believe you can never be too prepared. That's 88 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 1: why I was in the store. I was the eager 89 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 1: gentleman in the plaid jacket that approached you like I 90 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: worked there and asked if I could help you. 91 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,799 Speaker 2: Oh, you told me that you needed to get. 92 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 1: Your engagement band resized, and I said, no problem. And 93 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 1: then I asked you about your personal life, like. 94 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 2: It is a problem for her because you're not gonna 95 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,040 Speaker 2: be able to do anything. 96 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,479 Speaker 1: I gave you a piece of advice. Like my grandmother 97 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,200 Speaker 1: always told me, one of the keys to a successful 98 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 1: marriage is having separate bathrooms. 99 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 2: Maybe onto something here I can hear more. 100 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 1: That's when I may have overstepped in my bounds because 101 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,479 Speaker 1: I asked if you and your fiance used the same toilet. 102 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 1: If you do, it could be a sign that you 103 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 1: shouldn't go through with the wedding. 104 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 2: Oh, it's all about the toilet. 105 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 1: Before you could answer, I was escorted out of the 106 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 1: building by a very rude security guard who pepper sprayed 107 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:57,279 Speaker 1: me when I tried to come back in and say goodbye. 108 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 2: Why do I feel like that security guard knows this 109 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 2: guy's first. 110 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 1: No, I'm not allowed within two hundred yards of that store. 111 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 1: Oh dar, if you see this, just know I've got 112 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:10,359 Speaker 1: two bathrooms in my apartment. One is just for you. 113 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 2: That is not a what I do. 114 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: Have to share the toilet paper. 115 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,159 Speaker 2: Though, pass it back and forth. 116 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 1: Roll that's signed Jonathan. 117 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,359 Speaker 2: I guess two bathroom apartments are expensive. You got to 118 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 2: make cuts where you can't. 119 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 1: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week. We got 120 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,360 Speaker 1: your phone town coming up in just a few minutes. 121 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.