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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Wed Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Detective Ron

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Speaker 1: Fuego calling from the police department. I was looking for Ario.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is her, Aril. How are you You

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Speaker 1: recently received a speeding ticket? Oh? Yeah, you're going fast,

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Speaker 1: going real fast. Yeah, I mean I was a little

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Speaker 1: about the speedbile, okay, a little above the speed limit.

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Speaker 1: Try twenty five miles an hour over the speed lift. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I hadn't seemed like any I didn't know

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Speaker 1: the area, so I didn't know, Like, Okay, Well, where

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Speaker 1: were you going so fast? Oh? I was, I was,

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Speaker 1: you know, cutting to work. It's like a new job.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been there yet. Okay, do they know about

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Speaker 1: your recent criminal activity? I have no criminal activity. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what I consider anything that's breaking the law

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Speaker 1: a crime, ma'am. Okay. And the reason I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: is the officer that gave you the ticket gave you

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Speaker 1: a ticket for going ten over when you were going

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Speaker 1: more than ten over. Yeah, I thought that was okay,

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Speaker 1: that's that's what he told me. Well, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: ahead and let you know because he didn't give you

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Speaker 1: the full fine and gave you a ticket for only

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Speaker 1: going ten over when you're going much more than that.

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Speaker 1: He has been let go. Really happens? I hope it

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Speaker 1: does happen a lot, but not on my watch. And

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Speaker 1: I'm upping your speeding ticket to the full price. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's the difference the tickets? Seven hundred and forty five

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Speaker 1: dollars and you'll have to be in court? Is there

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Speaker 1: anything I can do to just mean? I was I've

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Speaker 1: never gotten a speeding ticket before this. I was really

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Speaker 1: keeping up with the speed. Okay. Well, I'm looking at

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Speaker 1: your record and I can see that you never have

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Speaker 1: actually had a speeding ticket other than this one. It's

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Speaker 1: quite impressive. Thank you. I'm willing to reduce this ticket,

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Speaker 1: and actually I'm willing to make it disappear. Okay, how

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Speaker 1: how would that happen? Well, you'd mail like a kitten

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Speaker 1: for me, but yep, are you are you serious? Okay,

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Speaker 1: not mail like a kitten? Then, um, I would like

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Speaker 1: to hear a dog getting in a fight with a cat. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're telling me you want me to bart with a

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Speaker 1: dog and me out like a cat and get in

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Speaker 1: like a fight. Yeah, and I want to hear a

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Speaker 1: good old fashioned dog and cat fight, and then I

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Speaker 1: will gladly dismiss this ticket. Then you don't have to

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Speaker 1: pay anything, doesn't even go on your driving record. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm at work with me. Try to find somewhere quiet

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Speaker 1: and like a way, all right, Yeah, find a quiet

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Speaker 1: place where a dog and a cat can get in

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Speaker 1: a fight. I'm excited to hear it. Yeah, okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: you want to make us jump through some hoops pulling

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Speaker 1: you over and giving you a ticket, I'm making you

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Speaker 1: jump through a few hoops to get it taken away.

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Speaker 1: And I really want to hear a dog and a

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Speaker 1: cat get into it. Okay, hold on, I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to find a spot where you can do this. I'm waiting.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, um, that wasn't even near a dog and

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Speaker 1: a cat fight. That was a kitten and a dog,

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Speaker 1: just kind of I didn't want. I want to know,

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Speaker 1: to fight, not cuddle. I'm susor, I'm like at work.

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Speaker 1: If I'm like any lower than that, everyone's gonna hear me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'll just go ahead and go up the fine

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Speaker 1: to the full fine then, and I guess you'll you'll

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Speaker 1: be in court and see how that goes. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: do it. Um h h is that good? That wasn't

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Speaker 1: that was just them the starting off. I want to

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Speaker 1: hear a whole fight. Remember cat's hiss um? Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: that was a vicious dog and cat fight. Hey, this

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Speaker 1: is probably a good time to let you know there's

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Speaker 1: a phone prank though. Oh my god, is this Oh

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Speaker 1: this is this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your sister Dana

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Speaker 1: say you oh no, oh my god. She said that

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Speaker 1: you were complaining about a speeding ticket you got, and

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you actually did that. I am too.

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Speaker 1: This is so embarrassing. The Jewil Show on Demand