Speaker 1: Welcome back to good Moms Love Flowers.
Speaker 2: I'm Erica and I'm Mela, and we're some moms who
Speaker 2: love flowers.
Speaker 1: Today rigging ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 2: If you somehow stumbled upon this YouTube video and you're like,
Speaker 2: who the fuck are these bitches?
Speaker 3: Hi, we're moms of smoke weed. We want you to smoke.
Speaker 1: Weed with us, unless you want to drink weed or
Speaker 1: eat weed, or maybe you just want to smell the weed.
Speaker 1: Just smell the.
Speaker 3: Flowers, you know, just put some wheedy your pussy.
Speaker 1: Just watch the show. You know they have those too.
Speaker 1: They have pussy weed. They have pussy insertables. Yep, they're
Speaker 1: not called instables. They're called suppository suppository insertable, same same,
Speaker 1: you know, whatever.
Speaker 2: If you if you consume the flower, if you respect
Speaker 2: the flower, well welcome here. If not, should turn this
Speaker 2: off because we're about to get really high and I
Speaker 2: might have a problem with that.
Speaker 1: So what we do on this show is we get
Speaker 1: high first and foremost very importantly, because we smoke weed
Speaker 1: and we'd like to smoke our flour. We don't eat
Speaker 1: it or nor to be suppository unless I ate it.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I ate something yesterday I did too. How'd you
Speaker 3: feel good drink. We're about to well.
Speaker 4: I ate.
Speaker 2: First of all, we are about to eat some weed.
Speaker 2: We're about to drink some weed. And I ate some
Speaker 2: weed yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh were you high?
Speaker 3: Did you feel it?
Speaker 1: It was a nice I smoked some weed.
Speaker 3: I did it all. I went all for it.
Speaker 2: We were stressed out, so I was trying to just
Speaker 2: calm my nerves.
Speaker 1: There was anything I could do. It was nice. I
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. I wasn't mad at it.
Speaker 3: Eric I gave me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have tried. I really
Speaker 1: fuck with this drink can. It's a THHC drink. It's
Speaker 1: usually in a can, all right, yeah right, it's like
Speaker 1: a sparkling drink. But they have these new rodies that
Speaker 1: they sent us, and I was like, let's try it.
Speaker 1: And then Eric is such a fucking genius.
Speaker 3: Shut up.
Speaker 1: The package has like them pouring this into a cup
Speaker 1: and she's like, yeah, you just drink it over ice.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm pretty sure you have to add something.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, you look at the picture. You just
Speaker 1: drink it over ice.
Speaker 3: And so let me just show you this for me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make I'm gonna drink some wheat. I usually don't,
Speaker 1: but can has really delicious flavors. This is lemon, lavender. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is what she suggested we do. So here's
Speaker 1: a little package. This is my cup of ice. She said, yeah,
Speaker 1: you just drink it over ice. I said, bitch, they
Speaker 1: didn't just send us one sip of wheed. Okay, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: maybe it was a weed shot.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I was just looking at it. I said,
Speaker 3: no instructions.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you need to maybe add instructions because bitches
Speaker 1: all over the world are just adding ice over four
Speaker 1: ounces of a simple sample. You're supposed to add something sparkling.
Speaker 1: Let's add some liquid death. I hate that name, but
Speaker 1: it's only sparkling. The water we have amar nothing. If
Speaker 1: you haven't checked us out on good Mom's eat, we
Speaker 1: also do Wait, can I make mine? Yeah? Can make mine? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll wait to drink it. So this is how you're
Speaker 1: supposed to drink it. A little weed in your cup,
Speaker 1: you know, littlead in your cup, little leading your pussy. So,
Speaker 1: just in case anyone was wondering, we were going to
Speaker 1: teach you how to drink the sample sized rodi of can.
Speaker 2: Well, these are So I love the roadies because you
Speaker 2: can just throw them in your bag.
Speaker 1: You can throw them and you can travel with them.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you can.
Speaker 2: The something's in the mail, so I'm pretty sure you
Speaker 2: can travel pretty much anywhere in.
Speaker 3: Or else?
Speaker 1: Did you just told everybody?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We live in California. They send it from California to California,
Speaker 1: So I think it's fun.
Speaker 3: They're not paying me enough to get it right. They're
Speaker 3: not paying me at all to get it right.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pay us now.
Speaker 2: Listen, can send instructions and I'll get it right for you,
Speaker 2: and also pay black women.
Speaker 1: So that would be crazy, right, God, would you imagine
Speaker 1: paying black women?
Speaker 3: What a crazy?
Speaker 1: You mean? Not Kelly and Courtney?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Okay? Psa announcement pay black creators slash moms.
Speaker 3: Are you ready for your smr CAN moment?
Speaker 1: Yeah? In some liquid death for you? Can We have
Speaker 1: a water called Liquid Life. I'm gonna be their competitor.
Speaker 1: What flavor was this? This was the lemon lavender. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a nice summer drink.
Speaker 3: Cheers, cheers, my dear, that's really good. It's really good.
Speaker 1: That's really good.
Speaker 3: I told you and needed something sparkling. I need to
Speaker 3: have the roadies with me in my bag.
Speaker 1: This is like what you take to a soccer game
Speaker 1: or a field trip. Yeah, it's like stuff that like Disneyland.
Speaker 3: You're just this is like your mommy drugging pack.
Speaker 1: Because when we're pouring it in, it was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, so we're drugging ourselves on purpose.
Speaker 1: It does kind of feel like a like a legal
Speaker 1: roof like a legal roofie that is just not going
Speaker 1: to probably blow over. Well, but if you do it
Speaker 1: to yourself, it's not a roofie. It's just selfie. It's delicious,
Speaker 1: very refreshing. This is good.
Speaker 3: So now to go with the real weed.
Speaker 2: So step one, drink your weed. Step two, roll your weed,
Speaker 2: and roll your weed. We got we got my.
Speaker 1: New favorite thing in the whole white world, which is
Speaker 1: right above a backwood. It's a backwood true wrap.
Speaker 3: The true aps are ruling my household right now.
Speaker 1: They're a game changer because you don't have to gut them,
Speaker 1: you don't have to do the surgery on them. They
Speaker 1: just come.
Speaker 3: Let me just let me just show the people. Let's
Speaker 3: just just show them.
Speaker 1: I know you guys have seen the rappers unroll it
Speaker 1: and do all the surgery.
Speaker 3: This is for the This is literally, this is this
Speaker 3: is for women.
Speaker 1: True raps are for women. Back with True raps for.
Speaker 3: Women because nobody has time to fucking wash it.
Speaker 2: For moms, actually, no one has time to cut it
Speaker 2: and figure out how to roll it back up and
Speaker 2: take the spine out or not.
Speaker 1: Like these different dames who don't have a lot to do,
Speaker 1: they just have to. They're just at the stew This
Speaker 1: is for moms who have to maybe pick up your
Speaker 1: daughter from a plate date. Just come five minutes.
Speaker 2: It just comes ready, it comes ready. You know what,
Speaker 2: And I you know, I want to just I want to.
Speaker 2: I want to shout out my haters real quick because
Speaker 2: some of you niggas trying to diss me.
Speaker 1: Who was trying to diss you?
Speaker 3: They were trying to diss me baby on the internet
Speaker 3: about what?
Speaker 2: Because I was showing the people how I like to
Speaker 2: infuse my cannabis with blue lotus and rose petals because
Speaker 2: I'm a glassy bitch.
Speaker 1: I feel like I just got a little tipsy from that.
Speaker 1: It says no.
Speaker 3: Buzz said no. It said a little bit.
Speaker 1: It says no.
Speaker 2: It says buzz, no hangover buzz. Oh yeah, yeah really already.
Speaker 2: I haven't eaten anyway, I was. I made a reel
Speaker 2: on Instagram because I was outside one day. It was
Speaker 2: hot as fuck in the valley and I was irritable
Speaker 2: and I needed to calm the fuck down. And so
Speaker 2: I put a little blue lotus, a little and a
Speaker 2: little rose in my flowers. And you know, I prepared.
Speaker 2: I showed them, I told them the benefits. And at
Speaker 2: the end of it, I put this beautiful concoction into
Speaker 2: a backwood and everyone's like, oh, you lost me.
Speaker 1: At the backwood.
Speaker 3: No, they got all this beautiful ingredients.
Speaker 1: That you put in the back Yes, I put it
Speaker 1: in the backwood. You know, you gotta keep it organic
Speaker 1: and a little hood organic. Hood organic.
Speaker 2: Everyone has, Everyone has their vices, and I feel like backwoods,
Speaker 2: it's so bad.
Speaker 1: They've been doing me good. And this one I loved too,
Speaker 1: because you can stretch it out a little bit.
Speaker 3: And that sounds good too. I'm gonna roll as a
Speaker 3: true rap today.
Speaker 1: No, we're really we've got our ship together today. We
Speaker 1: got weed in a cup, we got the easy to
Speaker 1: roll backward true wrap, and we're on a motherfucking roll.
Speaker 3: It's Saturday.
Speaker 1: We were supposed to leave tonight, but we postponed. We
Speaker 1: took advantage of the technic the IT downage, which is
Speaker 1: also very It's just it's very suspicious, because what the
Speaker 1: fuck does the computer system at the bank have to
Speaker 1: do with the computer system at the airport. Bitch, No,
Speaker 1: they don't. That's a goddamn line. They lied, because why
Speaker 1: the fuck would they be using the same system, and
Speaker 1: why would they both crash?
Speaker 3: We might be under cyber attack.
Speaker 1: You guys, get your canned foods and your gardens together,
Speaker 1: or just two of things. I have neither of.
Speaker 3: Or then or that.
Speaker 1: But I just realized I read that it was a
Speaker 1: worldwide yewide I didn't realize. I mean, okay, we're fucked.
Speaker 3: That's what my grandmother told me.
Speaker 1: But my grandmother watches but it was the worldwide I know.
Speaker 2: But she watches Fox News, so I generally don't trust
Speaker 2: anything that she tells me.
Speaker 1: I mean the news. You can't trust anything that you
Speaker 1: love her, but you can't trust anything I know.
Speaker 2: But specifically, all I mean all the news is at
Speaker 2: this point, yes, oh my god, I got weed upraids.
Speaker 2: But that I was like Tahani, you tripping, It's fine.
Speaker 2: And then why would the whole world be on the
Speaker 2: same system?
Speaker 1: Why would the airport? Okay, maybe the airports, but why
Speaker 1: would my bank? That's not true because one time I
Speaker 1: tried to go bank in Bank of America in a
Speaker 1: different state and they weren't even on the same system.
Speaker 1: So how the fuck y'all the same system in a
Speaker 1: whole different country.
Speaker 3: I have questions, but you.
Speaker 1: Know, I don't have answers. They don't and I'm a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theorist, So the answer is we're under attack. Anyway.
Speaker 3: In other news, we were supposed to leave tonight, but
Speaker 3: we didn't.
Speaker 1: We took advantage of the it T tech or whatever
Speaker 1: because we actually needed more time and they had waived
Speaker 1: all the feasts change. I knew. I was like this.
Speaker 3: If there was ever a time for us to change
Speaker 3: our flight, it's today.
Speaker 1: They waved all the fees and they gave us credit,
Speaker 1: and they gave us credit five all five passengers. And
Speaker 1: this is this was a This was the first time
Speaker 1: ever because usually you lying and crying on the phone
Speaker 1: to get fees waved. This time they just let it go.
Speaker 1: And I said, you know what, I'm gonna take that
Speaker 1: three days. I hope I don't regret it. I hope
Speaker 1: three days from now we can't leave the country because
Speaker 1: of the it T tech failure, that we won't be
Speaker 1: like fuck, we should have just went well.
Speaker 3: I was more so scared the planes were going to
Speaker 3: fall out of the sky.
Speaker 1: I don't I hope that's.
Speaker 2: Not Ever since I saw they Can't Go Robert's movie whatever,
Speaker 2: the end of the What is the ship was.
Speaker 3: That called I forgot but the one where she was
Speaker 3: a racist?
Speaker 2: Yes, when all the Tesla's were crashing into each other
Speaker 2: because the ship was the computers were malfunctioning.
Speaker 3: I want you to know that this is how like,
Speaker 3: this is how I felt like.
Speaker 2: The planes might malfunction and then all ship would be
Speaker 2: we'd be fucked.
Speaker 1: I think that happened in the movie too. Yeah, Oh
Speaker 1: they did happen. Did happen? And honestly, that is that's
Speaker 1: how my brain works when something like this happens. And
Speaker 1: that's the version. That's the version of the world that
Speaker 1: I see. That was a really good movie on Netflix.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen it, what is.
Speaker 2: It called The end of between the World Between you
Speaker 2: and the World, Between Me and that's a book world
Speaker 2: between the world and I, you and the world.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's Julie Robertson. The guy who looks like.
Speaker 1: My baby daddy.
Speaker 3: I thought it was a Ali.
Speaker 1: He almost like your baby daddy. Bit because Ali is fine.
Speaker 3: That even looks kind of like Freddy. Leave the world, Leave.
Speaker 1: The world behind. This is our week.
Speaker 2: We all have that long no, that like long specific.
Speaker 2: They come from the same tribe for sure.
Speaker 1: He might be baby Daddy's daddy. He might be the
Speaker 1: fine zaddy of your baby daddy.
Speaker 2: Anyway, where's the lighter? We always do this, we come away.
Speaker 2: It's okay, I have matches?
Speaker 3: Are matches?
Speaker 1: Please light that up? Because this is the time of
Speaker 1: the show where we do some smooth urban research Orlando
Speaker 1: insert my typing here. So you know, being moms, we
Speaker 1: have a lot to keep up with kids, seven hundred businesses, bills,
Speaker 1: you know, a bunch of things. So when it comes
Speaker 1: to keeping up with our urban reporting, it gets a
Speaker 1: little sometimes I don't know what's going on. I fell
Speaker 1: out the loop. So you know, I brought my computer today.
Speaker 1: This is official good mom's computer, so I could actually
Speaker 1: figure out what's going on in the world. Of urban occurrences.
Speaker 1: So because I was born in nineteen eighty eight, don't
Speaker 1: tell anyone I went on worldstor hipop dot com. There's
Speaker 1: nothing going on over there. So just in case you're wondering,
Speaker 1: it's still there and there's absolutely nothing going on. So
Speaker 1: now I'm at urban news. Media takeouts still exist. Let
Speaker 1: me check Let me check out my media takeout. This
Speaker 1: is how you know you might be aging out when
Speaker 1: you refuse to watch the news.
Speaker 3: There was also another one. It was Media Takeout World Star,
Speaker 3: and then there was another one. What the fuck was
Speaker 3: that other one? No, no, no, the world is new.
Speaker 1: Okay, media takeout says, there, you know this seems oh wow,
Speaker 1: they're on it. So according to Media Takeout, a Shanda
Speaker 1: gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: as Shanta give birth, I know, that's like the night.
Speaker 1: That's like the old school R and B baby everybody
Speaker 1: was waishing for. That's for our age range.
Speaker 3: That was a real win for our age.
Speaker 1: Rain Baby baby baby, baby baby.
Speaker 3: You like it. Damn we need to bring that album back.
Speaker 2: First of all, can we just take a second to
Speaker 2: honor this blunt that I rolled so beautifully for us?
Speaker 1: This is for the it T tech issues of the world.
Speaker 1: May they not they maybe not be under attack. May
Speaker 1: only the bitch ass government be under attack. God attack
Speaker 1: those niggas who I'm doing shit by giving us plastic
Speaker 1: food and a headache. Lord, make sure we get to
Speaker 1: Costa Rica right on time, and that means before a
Speaker 1: zombie popse happens here in America. Lord, let us and
Speaker 1: our children and our families get the fuck up out
Speaker 1: of here in our tribe. Amenka listening. Just get the
Speaker 1: fuck up out of here and stuff this week? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: back to Urban News by Good Moms. Oh I did
Speaker 1: see this in the news, and I don't know if
Speaker 1: you have been keeping up with my dear deep love
Speaker 1: for Miss Nedda and Charles.
Speaker 3: Oh Lord, what in the fuck is going on with that?
Speaker 1: Okay, So here's the thing. Miss Nedda said some not
Speaker 1: so nice things about black women. What but let me
Speaker 1: tell you why. Okay. First of all, Miss Netta and
Speaker 1: Charles are obviously popular in the black community. I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, White color line. Do you know who Miss
Speaker 1: Nedda and Charles are? Google it, get back to me.
Speaker 1: I don't think they care. Put a link in the bio.
Speaker 1: She had a hit song this last fall. It was great,
Speaker 1: or maybe it was spring. I don't know, it was
Speaker 1: yesterday anyway. The people have been really mean to Miss
Speaker 1: Nedda in her looks, you know, because Miss Nedda is
Speaker 1: a man, but she goes by Miss Nedda. But she's
Speaker 1: an old school homosexual. She ain't father. Nobody's just over
Speaker 1: there fixing Charles lunch. But the black women have been
Speaker 1: really mean to her, saying she wants to be a woman,
Speaker 1: even though she's made it very clear that she's just
Speaker 1: being Miss Netta. And they even mean mean to her
Speaker 1: saying her face, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: We have to talk about this because our friend's mom
Speaker 3: is on it. Miss Nedda does want to be a woman.
Speaker 1: No she doesn't. She said it many times. She doesn't
Speaker 1: want to be a woman. Doesn't. I don't say I'm
Speaker 1: not up to with Miss Netta.
Speaker 3: That's how she got. She didn't get breast and plants.
Speaker 1: No, it's got her own own shea LiPo, she's got
Speaker 1: her own regular man. She probably got a BBL like Drake,
Speaker 1: like everybody else up in this bitch. She don't. She
Speaker 1: said it many times. She want to be a woman,
Speaker 1: shes old school homosexual. She actually said, I'm old school homosexual.
Speaker 1: Now I said that, okay, she's just mind in her
Speaker 1: business where much she want to wear. Anyway, the black
Speaker 1: the women have been coming at Miss Netta, I'm assuming
Speaker 1: just the black ones, because this is a black issue.
Speaker 1: This is a black celebrity issue. If you're white and
Speaker 1: you're listening, just give us five minutes.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back to you in a second. Just
Speaker 2: just keep watching.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, go google miss miss Netta Charlish.
Speaker 3: Your lunch is ready.
Speaker 1: You'll thank me later. Anyway, So she said some not
Speaker 1: so lovely things about black women, saying we want smart,
Speaker 1: the smart. But what I told Orlando, she said, we're
Speaker 1: not smart.
Speaker 3: Black women are not smart.
Speaker 1: She listen. The point is Miss Nedda's feelings are hurt
Speaker 1: because Black women have not been being very nice to
Speaker 1: her or her face.
Speaker 3: And she didn't do nothing to nobody except make Charles lunch.
Speaker 1: So I'm here as a black woman to say Miss
Speaker 1: Nedda didn't mean it. She is just hurt and she
Speaker 1: needs y'all to lay up off her and her looks
Speaker 1: because she's trying the best she can. She got the
Speaker 1: best makeup artist her and Charles is on the up
Speaker 1: and up and just leave them the fuck alone. That's
Speaker 1: for me a black woman. Okay, miss Nedda, I love
Speaker 1: you if youre in la pull up because I would
Speaker 1: like to see you myself and maybe we can make some.
Speaker 3: Fried chicken together.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, anyway into more news, missus Nedda says she'd
Speaker 1: rather be a white woman because they are smarter than
Speaker 1: black women. No, she says, she said, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be a woman at all, first of all, but
Speaker 1: if you could choose, she gonna be a white woman. Again,
Speaker 1: let me this second. My statement, Miss Nedda is having
Speaker 1: a hard time. She's sad and people are being mean
Speaker 1: to her.
Speaker 3: Why you have so much sympathy from Ananta?
Speaker 1: Because I see the comments they are mean to her,
Speaker 1: and I know a nice, kind lady wanted to be
Speaker 1: out the way homosexual old school and just you.
Speaker 3: Know, she did not want to be out the way bitch.
Speaker 2: She made a whole video of her making her niggas
Speaker 2: lunch every single day.
Speaker 3: For her video her to be judged, what does she
Speaker 3: think was going to happen?
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone.
Speaker 2: If you know black people, you know we don't. We
Speaker 2: are the we are the kings and queens of shade
Speaker 2: and come back.
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. I don't secondhand this notion.
Speaker 1: I think people should be able to create their art
Speaker 1: and make their lunch form to.
Speaker 3: Our commentary at this point, some of us.
Speaker 1: Mean some of it needs to be in some of
Speaker 1: its Absolutely, that's true. I think in our community we
Speaker 1: are extremely critical of each other. You don't see the
Speaker 1: whites doing that shit to each other. They'd be like
Speaker 1: talking shit behind their back, but not in the comments.
Speaker 1: Like how many times they supported Demi Levado. She was
Speaker 1: a man, she was back to a girl.
Speaker 3: She was doing heroin.
Speaker 1: Demi Levado was as they.
Speaker 3: That's not what she was a man bitch. She was
Speaker 3: going by him.
Speaker 1: She was not going by he. Look up, she was
Speaker 1: going by they. Then whatever, she was confused, she was
Speaker 1: doing heroin and then she was back at the award
Speaker 1: show hosted But we barely can forgive our crackhead uncle.
Speaker 3: Danny Levado is a Latina.
Speaker 1: She looks white, so she's white passing, and so she
Speaker 1: gets white privileges, including a lot of different stages of
Speaker 1: her life, which I'm not saying are wrong.
Speaker 3: People go through things and maybe they want to be
Speaker 3: a day one day and the.
Speaker 2: Way I want to Speaking of white passing, can we
Speaker 2: just skip over Debbie Lavado for a second and go
Speaker 2: straight to amber.
Speaker 1: The whites back in? Okay?
Speaker 3: She was she considered a white at this point. Damn right,
Speaker 3: where's the matches? Oh?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 2: I'm high, I'm beautifully I'm cross faded, cross hand cross faded.
Speaker 2: Recently meaning five minutes ago, went and watched Amber Rose's
Speaker 2: speech at the Republican Republican National Convention.
Speaker 1: I can't believe she was at the republic I think
Speaker 1: I can't be she was a speaker at the Publican National.
Speaker 2: And I really had to We had me and Mila
Speaker 2: thought why Ambarro's Like, what the fuck? Since when does
Speaker 2: Amber Rose speak for black people? The thing is that
Speaker 2: she doesn't really at all. But she's just white passing
Speaker 2: enough to make the Republicans feel comfortable, and she shook
Speaker 2: enough ass enough and dated enough famous black man enough
Speaker 2: to somehow have some sort of said influence on black culture.
Speaker 1: What the Republican Party don't know is black people will
Speaker 1: drop any given cousin at any time. So that was
Speaker 1: not the move to make Amber was never really fully
Speaker 1: in the barbecue to begin with, she really will. Now
Speaker 1: she's definitely not. Since she started talking. The worst thing
Speaker 1: she did was start talking. She was so mysterious when
Speaker 1: she was with Kanye, wearing those glasses and being bald
Speaker 1: and just not saying nothing. We thought maybe she could
Speaker 1: be smart, maybe she was an alien. Nobody knew, you know,
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 2: I wanted to have high hopes for amber I really did.
Speaker 2: I remember, I literally vividly remember the first time I
Speaker 2: heard amber Rose speak, because she hadn't spoken, she'd be like,
Speaker 2: she like mysteriously popped up.
Speaker 3: She was Kanye West a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: She was mysterious, didn't say anything. And then there was
Speaker 2: this one random interview on the street.
Speaker 1: Is it the same interview, I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: saw he heard her talking over and I was.
Speaker 4: Like, whoa.
Speaker 1: My reacity.
Speaker 3: I will never forget because I thought she was so mysterious.
Speaker 1: And then she started talking. I was like, oh no.
Speaker 1: And then it seems like ever since she started talking
Speaker 1: and they took her off me, it's just it's gotten worse.
Speaker 2: But then there was a familiarity to the way she spoke,
Speaker 2: So then I said, Okay, I get it.
Speaker 3: She you know, she's just you know she could she
Speaker 3: from you know, she from Philly.
Speaker 2: She's no, there's a difference between hood and just plain
Speaker 2: a little uneducated and slow being.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's not a good representation of phil.
Speaker 3: And I've really tried because I was like, I went
Speaker 3: to the SlutWalk downtown day I did.
Speaker 1: I always trying to get there so bad, but I.
Speaker 2: Lived down there at the time, so it was easy
Speaker 2: for me to just memosi my ass around the corner and.
Speaker 1: Did she have a speech? Then she did? Was it powerful?
Speaker 1: I always thought she missed her mark with the slut walk, her.
Speaker 2: Mark pretty much with everything she does a little bit,
Speaker 2: including that text, because the mark requires her to say
Speaker 2: smart things and she doesn't can't sell do.
Speaker 3: It all the way she'd have the enzymes.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Aaron, she does have the insides, What
Speaker 1: what does that mean? What time I asked Aaron about
Speaker 1: like homosexuality at a place we were we were visiting,
Speaker 1: like if it was supported, what was the nature around it?
Speaker 1: And she was like, because there we saw like two
Speaker 1: guys in the corner, and She's like, they don't have
Speaker 1: you know what, they don't have the enzymes to break
Speaker 1: down the liquor so the enzymes, I was like, what
Speaker 1: she was like, they don't. It's really sad. There's the
Speaker 1: Native people don't have the enzymes to break down the liquor,
Speaker 1: and so they don't even know what they're doing right now.
Speaker 1: So every time someone says something like they don't have
Speaker 1: the enzyme to break it down, yeah, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that's a disappointment. And the fact that the Republicans thought
Speaker 1: that was a strong hire is even more questionable.
Speaker 2: And I think it's I think it's funny, not funny,
Speaker 2: but I think it's interesting that she would go and
Speaker 2: have she would do an interview. Actually first it was
Speaker 2: an interview that she did before she ever went and
Speaker 2: did the speech about how Donald Trump is the ultimate
Speaker 2: alpha male and makes her feel safe. And then the
Speaker 2: next day there was the assassination on Trump's life. We
Speaker 2: all know, and I think it a flagg me. Do
Speaker 2: I need to like not say his name and that
Speaker 2: word YouTube?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you a fuck me?
Speaker 3: YouTube?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 3: Fuck you?
Speaker 2: But then that happened, and you know, he's there's these
Speaker 2: photos of him looking like.
Speaker 1: Just white savior.
Speaker 2: There's strong alpha man that you know, beat his ops
Speaker 2: and it's so interesting the sequence of events. And I
Speaker 2: don't put it past anything or anybody that you would
Speaker 2: have this woman who you think speaks for blacklack people,
Speaker 2: which means all these black people are going to have
Speaker 2: their attention on you because amber Rose, even though she
Speaker 2: doesn't be for black people, black people are interested, like
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 3: And then this happens.
Speaker 2: So now there's a there's a whole audience watching this
Speaker 2: all play out that normally wouldn't be here looking.
Speaker 3: No one is going to really give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I think she just said it because she's dumb and
Speaker 1: she thought that was a no. I don't think she
Speaker 1: was in on the on any of the internal plans
Speaker 1: of the stage. I don't think they can't.
Speaker 2: Tell she would tell everybody, uh not if she's getting
Speaker 2: paid a lot of money, I mean, and furthermore, I
Speaker 2: mean it just she's already displayed her poor taste in men.
Speaker 1: So I don't know why her endorsement would mean any.
Speaker 2: If she's connected to any sort of political any sort
Speaker 2: of political engine like the Republican Party. There is a
Speaker 2: step by step process, of course, but I'm just saying
Speaker 2: this is all part of a greater scheme.
Speaker 3: It's not it's all well thought out.
Speaker 2: It don't put it past them that there was just
Speaker 2: casually she happened to be on TV saying this alpha
Speaker 2: that Trump's an alpha male, and then now there's this
Speaker 2: image of him being an alpha male. I think the
Speaker 2: next day, when all these black people are already talking
Speaker 2: about amber Rose, talking about her saying this, and then
Speaker 2: this happens, they ain't stupid.
Speaker 1: I think they are stupid, and so is she. And
Speaker 1: they didn't even have to give her a script. They
Speaker 1: just said say whatever you want and it worked. But
Speaker 1: speaking of YouTube, in my deep dive research on media,
Speaker 1: takeout Spiritual World and to shade Rim, I realized I'm
Speaker 1: still out of the loop. But you know what I
Speaker 1: do have I to tell them. I have a phone,
Speaker 1: a friend on the line. Okay, I have a lot
Speaker 1: of friends in high places, including YouTube reporters, YouTube reporters.
Speaker 1: The YouTube report is the number one. This is the
Speaker 1: number one YouTuber.
Speaker 2: When you told me that you had him on speed dial,
Speaker 2: I said, el bitch, he is ready for this.
Speaker 3: He's going to be our resident. He's our resident YouTube reporter.
Speaker 1: Let me call wait wait, I mean he told me
Speaker 1: how to base them. I'm one of those friends who
Speaker 1: FaceTime me when you tell me not to. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get on the line right now for our number
Speaker 1: one urban news, the YouTube reporter himself, Storm Miner. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's calling me back.
Speaker 3: Storm.
Speaker 1: We have Storm the YouTube reporter on the line. Are
Speaker 1: you there, Storm Minrae if you need to call him regular? Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: you know what the government got on my line was
Speaker 1: about to get this good news.
Speaker 3: They always try to play people.
Speaker 1: They don't want us to know as soon as like
Speaker 1: we're about to be YouTube reporters right.
Speaker 3: After, they don't want us to know.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Hey, Storm Monroe, Hey, we're great.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for joining the show and accepting
Speaker 1: my phone a friend.
Speaker 4: Absolutely absolutely well. I heard I was here to give
Speaker 4: the tea to the ladies tonight.
Speaker 2: You are here to give the tea because listen, Storm,
Speaker 2: me and Mila. You know, we'd be in the culture,
Speaker 2: we'd be knowing some stuff, but we're all on moms
Speaker 2: and we be out. Sometimes we be out of it,
Speaker 2: and sometimes I feel like an old bitch. They're trying
Speaker 2: to recant certain activities of the Internet.
Speaker 3: And you know, Orlando, she's.
Speaker 2: Jamila's little, young, little hot little thing, and he'd be
Speaker 2: putting us on game and he'd be like, y'all sound
Speaker 2: old as fuck trying to talk about this.
Speaker 3: So I said, you know what, Land, that's Cap.
Speaker 1: That's Cap Orlando. We know not only do we know
Speaker 1: the news, we know Storm and Rows. So we got
Speaker 1: the hotline direct. Okay, baby, you got the hot line direct.
Speaker 5: So y'all ready for me.
Speaker 1: The hoppsiness, Yes, give us a synopsis of what's going
Speaker 1: right now in urban media. Put us on game. It's
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 5: Going on right now urban media.
Speaker 4: First, we have Drake that is selling his homes in
Speaker 4: America and apparently he's gonna be slinging back to Canada
Speaker 4: after Ken Drake Will dog walked in dragged the fuck
Speaker 4: out of him, however you want to put it now.
Speaker 4: According to Judy's camp, you know, he feels like his
Speaker 4: safety is at risk and he's sent the baby, you know,
Speaker 4: the baby that they pretend it's a black baby back
Speaker 4: to Flame.
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait wait the baby got the baby
Speaker 2: got sent back because it's it's unsafe.
Speaker 1: Wait I don't wait. So we're saying the word on
Speaker 1: the street that it's not his white baby.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, it is his white baby. But you know,
Speaker 4: he tries to like cosplain the baby, like always putting
Speaker 4: a do rag on a baby. It just looks silly
Speaker 4: because it's just like why. But anyway, it just gives
Speaker 4: identity crisis, which is what Drake is totally known for.
Speaker 4: So no, the baby is back in friends with the mama,
Speaker 4: and Drake is selling his homes here in America, Like
Speaker 4: I know one of his houses in la I think
Speaker 4: it's onself for like eight point eight million or something
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 1: No one go buy that house, is I know it's his.
Speaker 1: No one's living in a loser's house. Wait, but did
Speaker 1: you hear through?
Speaker 2: Because look, I might be out the little but every
Speaker 2: now and then I pop back in because sometimes you
Speaker 2: got to pop out on show Niggers. And what I
Speaker 2: did was I saw an article that actually, no, it
Speaker 2: wasn't an article. Schoolboy Q had itually tweeted that his
Speaker 2: show in Toronto had been canceled because Drake got his
Speaker 2: show canceled out there. So it's also not Apparently it's
Speaker 2: not safe for them there either.
Speaker 1: Oh he's not even safe in Canada. No, it's not.
Speaker 3: The TD is not safe in Canada.
Speaker 1: Oh, TD is not safe. That's the only place it's
Speaker 1: not safe for it. Because worldwide, TD is getting accepted
Speaker 1: with open arms because I because everybody those.
Speaker 2: Boy basically threatened him, like you want to play these games,
Speaker 2: Like we can play these games, but this is some
Speaker 2: real ship.
Speaker 1: Because we could skip right over Canada and the tours,
Speaker 1: we'd be just fine.
Speaker 3: Because apparently top Dog from TD was just hanging out
Speaker 3: with who's his name, the Lil Wayne and Birdman, so.
Speaker 1: Right, because that's that's Drake's team.
Speaker 3: They were just hanging out.
Speaker 1: Okay, continue with your.
Speaker 4: Now, do you guys remember this singer by the name
Speaker 4: of by the name of Sean Kingston.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're so bued for a girl.
Speaker 3: That's why you don't never work.
Speaker 4: Okay, So him and his mama then got arrested, all right.
Speaker 5: They are facing twenty years in prison.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, t years.
Speaker 1: I think yeah, because he bought like a four hundred
Speaker 1: foot TV. On four hundred foot TV, I swear to guy,
Speaker 1: it's like a Jumbo Tron on bad credit. Is that correct?
Speaker 3: Storm?
Speaker 4: Not only was he buying shit on bad credit, he
Speaker 4: was out here scamming and scheming, scamming with T shirts.
Speaker 4: He had the mama hen on it too.
Speaker 3: What you mean scamming with T shirts? What kind of
Speaker 3: T shirts?
Speaker 1: Sam bootleg and concert t shirts like bootleg and everything.
Speaker 4: His whole life has been bootlegged. Here's what happens artists,
Speaker 4: These artists, you know after like.
Speaker 5: The music, you know, crave is over again.
Speaker 4: They don't know what the fuck to do, like they
Speaker 4: don't want to downsize, They don't want to do anything.
Speaker 4: So so he about to get his mama deported. It's
Speaker 4: gonna be a whole.
Speaker 1: Fucking let me find out. The Jamaicans are the new Nigerian.
Speaker 3: Wait is, where is he from? Can he get deported?
Speaker 4: I think he's from here, but I think the mama
Speaker 4: is from Jamaica.
Speaker 3: Now you're screaming with your mama shit twenty years ago.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, even if even if they get timed,
Speaker 4: you know he's gonna do the majority of that.
Speaker 5: They're not gonna put that.
Speaker 4: Old lady in jail.
Speaker 1: She's gonna funk about that black woman, if she's black.
Speaker 3: They don't give a fuck about no age.
Speaker 2: They might just make an example and put him in
Speaker 2: there for twenty Lord, please protect.
Speaker 1: Them, because that is you don't deserve that for one
Speaker 1: jumbo tron.
Speaker 3: You don't.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna say this too.
Speaker 4: And white people do it all the time. Can I
Speaker 4: just say white people do it?
Speaker 1: White people get away with murdered? Literally? So was he
Speaker 1: scamming our people? I'm sure no white person is buying
Speaker 1: selling him. I don't know who he was scamming.
Speaker 5: Now, moving along from that, soldier boy.
Speaker 4: Is suing Tashi k for sixteen million dollars for defamation?
Speaker 1: Isn't Tashak? You had Tasha k a couple times on
Speaker 1: your show?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about the rapper Tashiki Kashi.
Speaker 1: Tashak is the like a She's like a news, like
Speaker 1: an urban rapport.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, she's the one. Is that one Cardi b sued? Yes, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the one.
Speaker 4: She's still paying Cardi b off. She has a four
Speaker 4: million dollar debth.
Speaker 1: You would think she would shut the funk up, but no,
Speaker 1: she said, I'm gonna keep going her.
Speaker 3: Actually she hit us up. She was trying to come
Speaker 3: on our show.
Speaker 1: She was call her back. Should we let her come
Speaker 1: on the show? I remember? Now?
Speaker 2: Should we have Tasha Kiana show? Added in the comments,
Speaker 2: say yes or no?
Speaker 1: We did well?
Speaker 3: We already have storm on the show, Tasha or.
Speaker 2: No, you don't need that, bitch. I say that with
Speaker 2: the most loving words possible.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So what about that? So Soljia is suing Tasha.
Speaker 4: So Soldier Boy is suing K along with this dude
Speaker 4: named William the Baddest. Now, William the Baddest is like
Speaker 4: a field rapper. He got his ass beat on Zeus Network,
Speaker 4: Like he just he's a cow chaser, and you.
Speaker 1: Call him a field rapper.
Speaker 3: You called him a field wrapper.
Speaker 1: Hey, oh fail field. I was like, wow, I'm not
Speaker 1: opposed to like a house wrapper.
Speaker 4: He feels he's very white, very fat, very much a bottle.
Speaker 3: So that's just he's a gay bottom rapper.
Speaker 1: Wowk.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And so he went on to K's podcast and
Speaker 4: he said that Soldier Boy fucked to Oh.
Speaker 3: What do you think you think that's true?
Speaker 1: Start, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's true. The way he was telling
Speaker 4: a story, it was saying that Sodier Boy was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you don't take that ship, white boy, you.
Speaker 3: Don't take that he's white. Well, the thing is the
Speaker 3: rappers a white boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, William look bad at you.
Speaker 5: He's a white boy.
Speaker 4: He's white, he's feeling in and he's a bottle.
Speaker 1: Man. The games be petty. They the games just be
Speaker 1: making up any say.
Speaker 2: Well, they will make up some ship like that. Y'all
Speaker 2: are the pettiest of all the petties. I kind of
Speaker 2: respect it, but also it's terrifying.
Speaker 1: But you know, Sojial boy does be doing that that.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm gonna say. Anything happened could happen on money.
Speaker 1: When you have that much money and that much cocaine,
Speaker 1: who knows what's going on. I don't know. He might
Speaker 1: have put his penis in a little booty hoole.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna say this though.
Speaker 4: Now I found a video of Soldier boy hump in
Speaker 4: his ex best friend, Like it's from like fifteen seventeen
Speaker 4: years ago. It's on YouTube.
Speaker 3: Send the link, Send the link, Storm.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
Speaker 4: So it's not like it's not like I don't believe
Speaker 4: Sojia boy has ever had, you know, a queer experience.
Speaker 4: But I don't think he fucked William the baddest.
Speaker 1: I just I don't his higher taste than that. If
Speaker 1: he's gonna do it, he's not going to do him.
Speaker 4: I don't think so, and then William the Baddest was like, well,
Speaker 4: you know, it's really big and it curves to the left.
Speaker 4: But Sojio boy has an only fans, so that's public knowledge.
Speaker 1: Does he? Soji Boy is an only fans? I wonder
Speaker 1: what's going on over there? I wonder if he's soldier
Speaker 1: man in that whole naked.
Speaker 3: Is he fucking ditches on his only fans? Have you
Speaker 3: ever seen it?
Speaker 4: I haven't seen it personally.
Speaker 5: From what I heard now, he ain't fucking on that.
Speaker 4: He just showing his meat. But everybody knows he's packing.
Speaker 4: Like that's common knowledge, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 4: it's like it's like somebody doing a podcast is saying, year,
Speaker 4: so far is packing? Everybody know that. That's not like
Speaker 4: anybody could lie at that point and just say yeah
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 2: But basically, Sojier boys dick does not. It is not
Speaker 2: curved to the left, so it's a lie.
Speaker 1: But even if it was, it's easy to find out
Speaker 1: because it's all over the internet exactly. So that okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: what's next on the board?
Speaker 4: So next next on the board is the Aunties podcast?
Speaker 5: Have you guys?
Speaker 1: I was just about to talk about that baby. It's
Speaker 1: a hot ass fucking messes, but it is. It's it's
Speaker 1: uh Ricky Ross's baby mama. Whose name is? That's oh
Speaker 1: Tiya Camp with the big teeth. That's the baby mama
Speaker 1: rick Ross. She's on there along with Blue Faces Mama Lord,
Speaker 1: what's her name? And then also it's Tokyo Tony Black
Speaker 1: China formerly known Black China now Angelo White's mama. Who
Speaker 1: baby she is turning that show upside down? Well, that's
Speaker 1: what every clip I seen. She is disrespecting. She was
Speaker 1: disrespecting the game. Oh, she disrespected miss She tried to
Speaker 1: disrespect Blue Faces Mama and tell her that she was
Speaker 1: like she looked like Miss Nedda when Missus, When Miss
Speaker 1: Nedda and Charles came on, I was just telling her
Speaker 1: about Miss Nedda and how the people are being mean
Speaker 1: to her him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the people say being mean to misname. Well
Speaker 5: we can get.
Speaker 1: To that this. Sorry, we'll se I supported that she's
Speaker 1: not canceled, but keep going.
Speaker 4: Sorry, But apparently behind the scenes, Tokyo was very hard
Speaker 4: to work with, very difficult, And I'm just here to
Speaker 4: say nobody is fucking surprised.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, really, no, it's like.
Speaker 4: Nobody gets surprised. But what you guys do need to
Speaker 4: know is that I I don't know if it's gonna
Speaker 4: happen in the next five years, ten years, but surviving
Speaker 4: Zeus network will be coming out. Those security guards. Fuck
Speaker 4: the girls, Lamel Plumber, be fucking on them girls, them girls,
Speaker 4: be fucking the security guards.
Speaker 5: To try to get on.
Speaker 4: It's a whole bunch of druggation and sexation going on
Speaker 4: behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: Oh no, let me tell you something that I've never
Speaker 1: been to a groupie or try to fuck my way
Speaker 1: to the top, just fucking for no reason. But I
Speaker 1: got news for all the girls who think that this
Speaker 1: is a route to fame. Never fuck the security guard. Boo.
Speaker 3: That's never gonna get you where you need to go.
Speaker 1: Don't fuck no securities, don't fuck no entourage. It's not
Speaker 1: gonna get you.
Speaker 3: Only the main one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, only the main person. This is probably it's probably
Speaker 1: gonna be hard to fuck them because everybody's trying to
Speaker 1: fuck them. But it wouldn't help you or benefits you
Speaker 1: to get to the top by fucking any entourage or security,
Speaker 1: especially on Zeus network. Boo. If you don't Zeus Network.
Speaker 1: You're already probably lost unless you're the start.
Speaker 4: You know, they're going to be another Jostling or another
Speaker 4: Natalie Nun and then it's just not gonna happen.
Speaker 3: There's only one Joscely.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, so, you know, also shout out to
Speaker 5: leave me.
Speaker 4: Plumber by the way, But yeah, Jenisha, that's his alleged wife.
Speaker 5: But you know that's just that's.
Speaker 1: Just for a who's plump?
Speaker 3: Who's the plumber gentleman that you speak of?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 4: So he's the owner of Zeus Network. He's the skinny dude.
Speaker 4: They be getting beat up behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, how you get how you go own the
Speaker 1: network and get beat up? He begeting beat up away.
Speaker 4: Real little He only one hundred and twenty pounds.
Speaker 1: He need to get better security. He needed to be
Speaker 1: fucking the security.
Speaker 3: Wait, so what about him and who? And the plumber?
Speaker 1: His name is something plumber?
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, got it.
Speaker 4: His name is little male plumber. And so he walks
Speaker 4: around with this light skinned, tall goddess.
Speaker 5: She's from the Virgin Islands.
Speaker 4: Her name is Jenisha. I can't remember her last name,
Speaker 4: Janisha John But anyway, that's all just for a look.
Speaker 4: He's fucking one of the white girls on baddies and
Speaker 4: I can't remember her name at the moment.
Speaker 5: So he has his wife her shaw.
Speaker 3: So his wife is the is the goddess from the
Speaker 3: Virgin Islands? Okay, wow, but you know she's there for
Speaker 3: the look and the networking. And why would you be
Speaker 3: there for the look if you're the goddess from the
Speaker 3: Virgin Islands? I think you want to fuck your wife, right?
Speaker 3: Not the white pitch.
Speaker 1: From the niggas never want to fuck the bitch that
Speaker 1: they got. It just doesn't.
Speaker 3: It never looks.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they even get them so they
Speaker 1: could fuck the not so cute bitch on the side.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's all. That's the biggest mystery of all.
Speaker 1: We'll never understand stand Normally it's funner to fuck the
Speaker 1: one you didn't marry.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't get it either, but you know,
Speaker 4: but from what I heard, you know he treats her
Speaker 4: very badly. He cusses her out. It's a whole miss.
Speaker 4: He really don't love her.
Speaker 1: So oh man, you know, I know you're a short king,
Speaker 1: So shout out to the short kings. But you know,
Speaker 1: the short kings probably beat their women up.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say, I don't think he respects
Speaker 2: women at all.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't imagine that he would respect his wife.
Speaker 2: I mean, with the content and the ethos of his
Speaker 2: whole business.
Speaker 1: What are the people saying about the Auntie's podcast? Are
Speaker 1: we here for it?
Speaker 4: Or people like it? People are entertained. But I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be honest with you. I think I can do without Tokyo.
Speaker 4: I think they can swap her seat out.
Speaker 1: Really, I thought she was the whole show. She's she
Speaker 1: you know what, she kind of takes over.
Speaker 3: She was.
Speaker 1: She was trying to kind of low key disrespect the
Speaker 1: game by asking him if.
Speaker 3: He was on the show too.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was. I'm a sart of surprised that came on.
Speaker 1: But basically she asked him if he likes trans women,
Speaker 1: and then he kept calling him trainings.
Speaker 2: I think, Lord, I'm gonna pray for them.
Speaker 3: Lord, I'm gonna pray over them.
Speaker 4: I just would let Tokyo Sha have her own separate
Speaker 4: show and maybe just swipe in another mama, like go
Speaker 4: get Jim Jones mom, or No, we.
Speaker 2: Don't need these We don't need this. We don't need
Speaker 2: this example. We don't need this ship.
Speaker 1: We need Scrappy's mama, Mama Dee.
Speaker 3: I liked her.
Speaker 1: Mama de in.
Speaker 3: Tokyo Tony might be a good pair.
Speaker 1: They might be able to go head to head because
Speaker 1: guess what, I don't even want to stay on the
Speaker 1: couch with Tokyo Tony. I'm good, I don't know. I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I'm scared.
Speaker 4: You know, she still thinking on her five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I think I think I saw that on your page.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I never forget that, the way Tokyo cussed me, y'at.
Speaker 4: I have never been cussed out like that.
Speaker 1: I would you, because I would imagine you've been cussed
Speaker 1: out a lot of different ways.
Speaker 4: I have, I have. But she she, she sent me
Speaker 4: so many voice notes, and you know they're only like
Speaker 4: a minute.
Speaker 5: Long, so you have to restart.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, that's my mama's bad side. I would
Speaker 1: not like to get on side of.
Speaker 5: Either.
Speaker 4: But shout out, shout out to Tokyo. You're never getting
Speaker 4: that five thousand for me, you know, if you wanted?
Speaker 3: Oh shit, because she was she on your show.
Speaker 4: I interviewed her on my show. It was like a
Speaker 4: years back. I paid her her fee, which was either
Speaker 4: one thousand dollars or nine hundred dollars. But she was high,
Speaker 4: she claimed, And then she didn't know how many, but
Speaker 4: she didn't realize it was thirty five hundred people watching.
Speaker 4: And then the video did like I think three hundred
Speaker 4: thousand views or four hundred thousand views, something like that.
Speaker 4: So she tried to double back and say, you ow't
Speaker 4: need more money. No, I don't.
Speaker 1: That's not how business works. I missed Tokyo.
Speaker 4: That's that's not how it works. So let's see what
Speaker 4: else we got.
Speaker 5: How you gonna feel about Amber Rose being pro Trump?
Speaker 3: Now, we were just talking about that.
Speaker 1: She's never been the most intelligent, so it's not shocking.
Speaker 1: But I just hope the check is really big.
Speaker 4: I hope the chick is really big too, because I
Speaker 4: don't I don't think she's gonna be let back in
Speaker 4: the black community.
Speaker 1: Wow, she was barely in and after after Josle Hernandez
Speaker 1: beat her up on college too. I I really think
Speaker 1: now it's a good time to re release that you're right.
Speaker 4: But my thing is this, when it came to she's
Speaker 4: saying old Trump.
Speaker 5: Is there for you, whether you're gay or.
Speaker 4: Straight, or black or white. And I'm like, that's not true.
Speaker 3: I'm gas lighting us.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's again, she's not smart, Like, who would
Speaker 1: who would believe a not smart person saying they did research.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna cheat off your paper, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that somebody else, So I know it's.
Speaker 2: Smart on behalf of all lights, all light skinned women.
Speaker 2: We do not condone the things that Amber Rose said,
Speaker 2: does or is okay?
Speaker 3: Fucking Trump endorsed the Central Park five, Like, what.
Speaker 1: The fuck do you mean he's not racist?
Speaker 3: I don't know her. I don't know her.
Speaker 4: It was, it was, it was just terrible.
Speaker 5: And then and then what got me is they.
Speaker 4: Introduced her as a rapper.
Speaker 3: I saw that. I did.
Speaker 2: Wait, they don't even know what they hired, introduced herself
Speaker 2: as a model and entrepreneur.
Speaker 3: But on like the big mega screen.
Speaker 1: It said rapper that is the most unresearched in door
Speaker 1: check its Republicans.
Speaker 2: Design bitch telling you there's no mistakes in that realm Wow.
Speaker 1: So design.
Speaker 3: Basically, the world is going to ship.
Speaker 4: The world is definitely going to ship. What do you
Speaker 4: guys feel about Angela's Simmons.
Speaker 1: Poor baby. I just feel like she should have never
Speaker 1: got her ass in those tubb of oreos, you know what?
Speaker 4: Down And I said, God, I hope you guys are
Speaker 4: not friends with her, but I'm just.
Speaker 2: Like, I really want to get We got to remake
Speaker 2: this image. We got to remake this image.
Speaker 1: We don't even have enough oreos for that.
Speaker 3: Just do the top, just cover our takes, you know what.
Speaker 4: We're just want to know whose idea that was. It
Speaker 4: was such an It was.
Speaker 3: Such an interesting on set.
Speaker 1: Who was pouring the oreos, Who then was saying who
Speaker 1: did the photography? And who said, yeah, that's it right there.
Speaker 3: Who placed the orioles and what do they do with
Speaker 3: them after this?
Speaker 1: Or maybe somebody ate them?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Maybe her boyfriend?
Speaker 2: And what was that that was to promote the slutty vegan.
Speaker 2: That was to promote the slutty vegans or like fried oreo?
Speaker 1: Is that what it was? I had no, I thought
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was it was a collapsed Yeah, it.
Speaker 4: Was a collab with sludy Vegan. I guess these were
Speaker 4: supposed to be like vegan orioles or vegan cakes or.
Speaker 2: I think they knew exactly what they were doing, and
Speaker 2: they wanted people to talk about it because it's absolutely
Speaker 2: ridiculous image.
Speaker 1: Ever, I think that they set her up.
Speaker 2: They could have set her up, but it works because
Speaker 2: we're talking about it right now, and people were like,
Speaker 2: what in the fuck is this and they probably went
Speaker 2: and go look at these stupid ass oreos that are
Speaker 2: probably delicious.
Speaker 3: Shout out to the sludy Vegan.
Speaker 1: You know. The thing is, you know, there's a couple
Speaker 1: of different like archetypes of beautiful women. You know, there's
Speaker 1: like girl next door cute, there's just like she's so pretty,
Speaker 1: there's just regular beautiful. There's like ooh, she's sexy and
Speaker 1: I fucked the ship out of her, like slutty sexy,
Speaker 1: and you know, and then there's Angela Simmons. She she
Speaker 1: was just like she falls under like girl next door cute,
Speaker 1: you know, like back when she was the pastor's daughter
Speaker 1: and you know, like that was cute. But her evolution
Speaker 1: into sexiness is just it's not it's not hitting like
Speaker 1: I think we needed to. She needs to have like
Speaker 1: a sexy coach. A sexy coach Angela. Call me if
Speaker 1: you need a sexy coach. I can teach you some
Speaker 1: sex kitten moves.
Speaker 4: It's always look in her eyes. I'm just like, it's
Speaker 4: anybody like, it's.
Speaker 3: Not you know, I understand Angela. It's not easy being
Speaker 3: sexy all the time.
Speaker 1: You can't do it. Everyone, No sexy bitch is sexy
Speaker 1: all the time. But it's when you try really hard
Speaker 1: to be sexy and it just doesn't hit. It is
Speaker 1: where the translation gets lost.
Speaker 4: I think, I agree.
Speaker 3: I think she's always kind of been like a tomboy
Speaker 3: or in my mind.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know that much about Angela. Besides, when I
Speaker 2: watched what was that show, Brun's House. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: didn't even watch that all the time, but she kind
Speaker 2: of seemed like she was like the little sister.
Speaker 3: Yes, she was the pastor's daughter, but she kind of
Speaker 3: felt I don't know why.
Speaker 1: She always felt like kind of like the tomboy of
Speaker 1: the of the girl group. It's like the tomboy trying
Speaker 1: to get like.
Speaker 3: Or like she had them, like she had a lot
Speaker 3: of male friends. I don't even if this is true.
Speaker 3: This is the vibe, it's New York.
Speaker 1: It's the New York vibe.
Speaker 2: Little Mama, Yeah, and so I think that you have
Speaker 2: to give her permission to like, this is her version
Speaker 2: of what sexy is. I see where I feel the
Speaker 2: resistance in it, or not resistance, like the like not
Speaker 2: going all the way there, but going all the way there,
Speaker 2: Like you can see that she hasn't fully gone all
Speaker 2: the way there, but visually she's trying to go all
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 1: Her spirit is not agreeing with with this wardrobe stylist.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, maybe it's not her.
Speaker 2: Maybe this isn't really her version of what sexy is.
Speaker 2: It's what she views sexy to be, especially dating someone
Speaker 2: like a Yogati. That's her boyfriend, right, yeah, right, and
Speaker 2: and that per I don't even know him, but you
Speaker 2: know the perception of what sexy is in that realm,
Speaker 2: which is like stripper, like a little stripper, a little
Speaker 2: you know, there's a certain.
Speaker 1: Look Atlanta sexy, which may.
Speaker 3: Not be her version of sexy. I don't know if
Speaker 3: she's really tapped into what it means to her in
Speaker 3: the esthetic way.
Speaker 1: PSA, Ladies, you're sexy has to match your innsex it does,
Speaker 1: it shows feels weird, it looks weird, it shows it
Speaker 1: feels uncomfortable, It feels disingenuine Yes. Yeah, wow, so much
Speaker 1: important news to get to today, so much.
Speaker 4: So much. So that's that's all I got for you
Speaker 4: guys today, ladies.
Speaker 2: Thank you Storm and Roe for this, this beautiful recap
Speaker 2: on what's happening.
Speaker 1: We really needed this. Thank you for keeping us up
Speaker 1: to date and keeping the tea hot. When you come
Speaker 1: to LA, we'd love to have you on. So call
Speaker 1: my line and don't be surprised if I FaceTime me
Speaker 1: without asking permission next month so you can come back
Speaker 1: and talk to.
Speaker 4: The people totally. I will say you guys later.
Speaker 1: Bye. Thank you. You see, when you're a cool mommy,
Speaker 1: have cool friends, you don't even have to know the teak.
Speaker 1: He just knows you put on game. Oh man, wow,
Speaker 1: thanks for that because we were struggling. Yeah, because when
Speaker 1: you come to a certain age and you have to
Speaker 1: worry about kids and you know the world and if
Speaker 1: aliens are coming to attack, who can really keep up
Speaker 1: with urban news?
Speaker 2: I can't, so I'm really focused on the alien invasion
Speaker 2: most of the time.
Speaker 1: The zombie a popular urban.
Speaker 2: News is kind of like low on the list of
Speaker 2: things that I'm searching for, although every now and then
Speaker 2: I'd get tapped in. You know, I get fed something,
Speaker 2: but for the most part, no, So thank you Storm.
Speaker 1: Well now I'm very high. I am too.
Speaker 3: I've been drinking my little can ring. Do you feel
Speaker 3: it now? I do? I feel very like.
Speaker 1: I feel like Angela Simmons felt in those Oreos cookie drunk. Wait.
Speaker 1: I just read something I really wanted me to the
Speaker 1: photo we could.
Speaker 3: You know what, don't be surprised.
Speaker 1: You have a big ass bathtub though that's gonna take
Speaker 1: a smaller one. A lot of fucking Oreos. It says that,
Speaker 1: uh where did it go?
Speaker 4: Fuck?
Speaker 3: Do you have one last piece of it?
Speaker 1: Was just so funny, it just so Tiger Woods said
Speaker 1: that he lost sleep over Trump's assassination attempt.
Speaker 3: He lost sleep, Tiger Woods, but friends, maybe that's why.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's his homeboy. I feel like that that's his homeboy.
Speaker 1: Tiger never even never got to the barbecue ever, he
Speaker 1: never came.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if he got the invite.
Speaker 1: He didn't. I don't even think his mom wouldn't let
Speaker 1: him come if he wasn't allowed to come, And so
Speaker 1: we just didn't even think you could make it. And
Speaker 1: look what happened. What happened?
Speaker 3: You know, maybe we need to take maybe we need
Speaker 3: to take responsibility for this.
Speaker 2: Why because we never really invited Tiger over. We never
Speaker 2: like really tried to get him, and.
Speaker 3: He is like, you know, he could have been a good.
Speaker 1: One for us, but you know what, sometimes you have
Speaker 1: to accept that there never could have.
Speaker 3: If he could have came over and he could have
Speaker 3: like really, you know, I don't think there's ever hope
Speaker 3: for him.
Speaker 1: His dad didn't do like black him up enough growing up,
Speaker 1: so he was just lost cause even that early in
Speaker 1: his career when we tried to embrace him.
Speaker 2: So there's it's not our responsibility to try and save
Speaker 2: save that if you don't. What if you've been brainwashed
Speaker 2: and it's like there's some there's a good black man
Speaker 2: woman in there.
Speaker 1: Generally, when you've been brainwashed by the whites to that capacity,
Speaker 1: you probably will never come back to the other side.
Speaker 1: So those are just the casualties.
Speaker 3: Well, it's it's just it's just trans white.
Speaker 1: When you believe in your heart and your soul that
Speaker 1: you're full white, even if you're there's some black in there,
Speaker 1: the black might be lost forever, especially if you're around
Speaker 1: all whites.
Speaker 3: You know, I think I can get behind this theory.
Speaker 1: Right Like, if you've believed it so deeply, it's probably
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to unbrainwash. There's no reversing
Speaker 1: that kind of work. You have bigger work to do
Speaker 1: over here. We do can't save everybody. I can't every
Speaker 1: black for themselves. No, not for themselves. But if you're not,
Speaker 1: if you're not with the movement, not with the movement.
Speaker 3: Oh amen, Well, I'm glad that we're with the movement.
Speaker 1: Amen, me too, I'm glad you're with the moment the movement.
Speaker 3: Well, thank y'all for joining us for another good Mom's love.
Speaker 1: Flowers.
Speaker 2: I am very high now, so I must leave you behind.
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Speaker 1: I cannot wait to be drinking rum punch and dirty
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Speaker 1: Pool front, private, just us titties out, private, chef front Private.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to put in a request that the chef
Speaker 1: be sexy.
Speaker 3: I think we've done a good job so far. Our
Speaker 3: chef in Atlanta was he was sexy.
Speaker 1: It was pretty cute. He talked a lot, but he
Speaker 1: was cute when he was quiet. When he was being quiet,
Speaker 1: his food, His food was good enough to cover up
Speaker 1: the talking.
Speaker 3: It was fine. He was actually very nice.
Speaker 2: I'm sure we can find out a suit Jamaican suur bitch.
Speaker 1: We might need to call that retreat that stilla got
Speaker 1: a grooveback re tree. That's what we should have named it.
Speaker 1: Damn still got it to get a groove back tree. Listen,
Speaker 1: if you lost your juice and you need to bring
Speaker 1: it back, if.
Speaker 2: You cover through street careful, you might come back pregnant
Speaker 2: like me. I went to Jamaica and got pregnant.
Speaker 1: You might not come back, or you might come back
Speaker 1: with a whole baby daddy. Yeah a seed add a
Speaker 1: baby daddy. Oh my god, let me know that jamaican'sperm
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Speaker 3: The remake? There's a series on Netflix. Was with Jill Scott.
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Speaker 1: and we would hope that she would represent more often
Speaker 1: and not Amber Rope. But there's a part where she
Speaker 1: goes to Jamaica and brings back a little stella got
Speaker 1: a groove back situation and he was fine, And I said, yes, Lord,
Speaker 1: that's why we're going to Jamaica. Yes, sounds like we're selling,
Speaker 1: like it prostitution. We're not.
Speaker 2: We're actually just gonna go and relax, get massages, smoke weed,
Speaker 2: probably need some niggas so much worse. We'll be around
Speaker 2: at the functions.
Speaker 1: I heard the American women are real sod after in Jamaica.
Speaker 1: So I'm getting all my good ship up Orlando. He's
Speaker 1: coming to Gone.
Speaker 3: Let me live Damn.
Speaker 1: Let me pretend you already got a Jamaican bitch, right,
Speaker 1: that's my favorite.
Speaker 2: Can't take up all the Jamaicas. Let the other bitches
Speaker 2: get some Jamaicans. Okay, sit yo, a little.
Speaker 1: Fast as relaxing all of Jamaicans like pokemon. Jamaican come here.
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Speaker 2: homelands with us. We love you and we'll see you
Speaker 2: next time. Ye bye.
Speaker 3: That Laos and belas if they asked