Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of I Zeit.
Speaker 1: Need a minute here. I just found out the Oregon
Speaker 1: Secretary of State resigned.
Speaker 2: No oh no oh no, we're going to great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as they say, but I'm Jack. That is Miles,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. These are some of the
Speaker 1: things that are trending. Ed. Sheeran was found not liable
Speaker 1: in that plagiarism case. They said his Thinking out Loud
Speaker 1: hit was ripped off from Marvin Gays Let's Get It On.
Speaker 1: They definitely have the same chord progression, but yeah, the
Speaker 1: melody like that, they just don't. It's not even close
Speaker 1: because that's.
Speaker 2: The one is like maybe, but it's the same.
Speaker 3: It is the same chord progression.
Speaker 2: And a lot of people pointed out that in his
Speaker 2: live shows he'll he'll kind of he'll break into Let's
Speaker 2: get It On while he's hitting those chords. But whatever,
Speaker 2: so many, so many fucking songs have like the same
Speaker 2: fucking four chord progression structure or whatever. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean is that like what a do do that thing?
Speaker 2: The one with the TLC one I get a little
Speaker 2: bit more that had like a.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he paid for that one. He paid for
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, we realized that we had stolen
Speaker 1: this and that's.
Speaker 3: Where I heard it.
Speaker 2: The hit song No Scrubs by TLC. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: but yeah. I mean it's it's kind of like one
Speaker 2: of those weird things where like as a musician you
Speaker 2: get that certain chord progressions are just they're like they're
Speaker 2: used a lot and like to kind of hit somebody
Speaker 2: with a lawsuit. At times, it's like a little bit
Speaker 2: like opportunistic, like the last time Marvin Gaye, the state suited.
Speaker 2: They sued for Real and Robin Thick and they got
Speaker 2: theirs for that because that felt.
Speaker 3: I mean, when I heard it, I was like, are.
Speaker 2: They trying to update fucking that track? But it like yeah, almost.
Speaker 2: But Cheron said before this, He's like, if I lose
Speaker 2: this case, I'm quitting music.
Speaker 1: Damn. I hadn't watched the music video for that Ed
Speaker 1: Sheeran song, but when like it's kind of everywhere on
Speaker 1: the internet with people like being like compare this to this,
Speaker 1: and that video is embarrassing. For the Scrubs one, the
Speaker 1: Ed Sheeran Dan the seventeen this is what I'm calling it.
Speaker 1: Oh remember the name of it? New York City subway
Speaker 1: is trending because an unhousedman was choked to death on
Speaker 1: the subway as he was in the midst of a
Speaker 1: mental health crisis by a trained marine. And yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: The New York Times, though they get they get this
Speaker 2: Week's Passive Voice Award for this this shit happening.
Speaker 3: They did.
Speaker 2: So this guy, he is like he was known to
Speaker 2: be like a performer down there, and apparently he was
Speaker 2: like begging people for food and they were saying, like
Speaker 2: he was getting aggressive, harassing people. And then this marine
Speaker 2: got him in a rear naked choke and put him
Speaker 2: to sleep, but then just did not let up on
Speaker 2: the choke. And if you are not getting oxygen to
Speaker 2: your that's you're being strangled to death. The coroner ruled
Speaker 2: it a homicide.
Speaker 1: We still don't know.
Speaker 2: If they are going to be charges. However, I will
Speaker 2: just read this. This is the New York Times description
Speaker 2: of what happened.
Speaker 1: Quote.
Speaker 2: A thirty year old man died on the subway on
Speaker 2: Monday after he was placed in a choke hold, the
Speaker 2: police said. Witnesses said the victim had been acting in
Speaker 2: a quote hostile and erratic manner toward passengers on the
Speaker 2: train when the other man twenty four, moved to restrain him.
Speaker 2: The video is really fucked up, like this guy is
Speaker 2: just getting choked at, like he's out and this chokehold
Speaker 2: is still there. And like you're seeing a lot of
Speaker 2: gross ass people on Twitter right now celebrating this shit
Speaker 2: because they see this like this this man's death is
Speaker 2: like as justified because he was harassing people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like geg Place puts the truth about American society
Speaker 1: and inequality in people's face and so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, truly like this, this, all this vigilante shit is
Speaker 2: just so out of hand, and it's getting like worse
Speaker 2: and worse and worse. Like you you're seeing people intervene
Speaker 2: like on behalf of like Walmart and Ship and it's
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it's it's it's it's really grim.
Speaker 2: And I think, now, you know, this man who lost
Speaker 2: his life, Jordan Neely, you know he was.
Speaker 1: Murdered, was murdered. Yeah, Jordan Neely was murdered. It should
Speaker 1: be the New York Times headline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but again there is this thing of like, you know,
Speaker 2: you know, will there be charges or will the status
Speaker 2: quo of dehumanizing the unhoused and needy, just be enough
Speaker 2: for this marine to skate. I don't know, like it's
Speaker 2: it's a very it's man, another grim reminder of where
Speaker 2: we're at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you pass an eighth grade history test? The
Speaker 1: New York Times is asking quick.
Speaker 3: Pivot from them.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we're just going to cure this murder. But also,
Speaker 2: are you smarter than an eighth grader?
Speaker 1: Did you take a close one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, five for five? Five? Yeah, I fucked five, but
Speaker 1: one of them I was somewhat guessing on.
Speaker 2: The Henry Hudson one fucked me up. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't know. I forgot he was trying to get
Speaker 2: I should have known. Everyone was trying to go to
Speaker 2: Asia back then. That's what it was.
Speaker 1: It like a New York Veca.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were trying to go to Asia.
Speaker 1: He was trying to go to Asia.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the five because again like this speaking of
Speaker 2: like teacher appreciation Day, shout out the fucking history teachers
Speaker 2: that even got me to, even with my drug addle brain,
Speaker 2: got through these like five questions of basic eighth grade history.
Speaker 2: But all these national test results came in on Wednesday,
Speaker 2: and then there's just the test scores in US history
Speaker 2: for eighth graders just plummeted, just really bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They said that this has been a downward tread for
Speaker 2: like ten years, but then the pandemic just completely solidified it.
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: The five just for the history nerds at home, the
Speaker 2: five questions that The New York Times was asking, what
Speaker 2: were European explorers such as Henry Hudson looking for when
Speaker 2: they sailed the coast and rivers of North America in
Speaker 2: the sixteen hundreds. And my man, I was like, is
Speaker 2: it beat? Where's beaver pelts? The thing I remember was
Speaker 2: beaver they were trading. They got a whole lot of
Speaker 2: beaver repelts. They got a lot of beaver pelts. And
Speaker 2: it was a water trade route to Asia, a land
Speaker 2: route to South America, land to use for sugar plantations.
Speaker 1: Or religious freedom.
Speaker 2: Then another one was which of the following is a
Speaker 2: right guaranteed by the Bill of Rights of the US Constitution?
Speaker 1: Pretty easy? Free healthcare? Right? Oh wait, no, sorry? And
Speaker 1: by five out of five I meant I got it.
Speaker 1: I got them all red red.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, no, no, no, green, green is good.
Speaker 2: It was right to trial by combat. And then there's
Speaker 2: another one about George Washington and you know his policy
Speaker 2: of neutrality.
Speaker 1: It was was just a like reading comprehension one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was basically saying, like leave the like, treat
Speaker 2: the aggressors like.
Speaker 1: The non aggressors.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, then a real under softball one about civil
Speaker 2: war like reconstruction question.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean it's uh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think also I also feel like as I get older,
Speaker 2: my understanding of history has just grown exponentially too, because
Speaker 2: I've always been into history. But I think that combined
Speaker 2: with just being very engaged with everything that's going on
Speaker 2: and reading more like going like following my innate interest
Speaker 2: in history, prepared me. So I don't want to say,
Speaker 2: you know, what the fuck is going on? Eighth graders,
Speaker 2: I'm saying, how the fuck could you stand tall next
Speaker 2: to me a thirty eight year old?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't feel like I remembered any of
Speaker 1: these from school. I just like knew them from like
Speaker 1: supplemental like reading as in the articles, right right, But anyways,
Speaker 1: in your face eighth grader's year dumb hold that l
Speaker 1: real quick? Yeah, Pat Bev Russell Westbrook are saying they
Speaker 1: want to ring if the Lakers win. First of all,
Speaker 1: big if big if? Yeah, big if?
Speaker 3: Now hold on, now, let's not.
Speaker 2: I think they're trying to curse us by saying that shit,
Speaker 2: Like why get ahead of yourself? There's only for fucking
Speaker 2: one game in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess the podcast right, Like that's yeah. So,
Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot of a lot of content
Speaker 1: that you need, you need to fill time. We get it, man,
Speaker 1: I want to ring too. Well, do you think that
Speaker 1: will give us the headlines that we want to ring too?
Speaker 2: Our our guest on the latest episode of Miles and
Speaker 2: Jack on Matt Boostie is Harrison Fagan. He tweeted about it.
Speaker 2: He said, local podcaster demands the ring of Lakers championship
Speaker 2: and I was like, bro, you were just on our
Speaker 2: podcast talking about this mess. But anyway, Yeah, it's I
Speaker 2: don't know. I mean, it seems like in line with
Speaker 2: how trolley Pat Bev is and how out of sorts
Speaker 2: Russell Westbrook seems to be. So I kind of believe it,
Speaker 2: But again, I think it's a it's a four D
Speaker 2: troll move.
Speaker 3: To try and throw a curse upon the Lakers.
Speaker 1: And those work in sports. As we've talked, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the one place that both of us believe
Speaker 1: in magical thinking. Oh and yeah, engage in it. Wantonly
Speaker 1: are getting goutied?
Speaker 2: As they used to say, right Kurt Goudy was like
Speaker 2: that guy who because what he what do he? Because
Speaker 2: remember he like said something. Then the opposite happened during
Speaker 2: the broadcast, and then they call it getting goutied.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't. I don't know that one. I
Speaker 1: mean there there's always the times one like the announcer
Speaker 1: will be like and he hasn't missed a free throw
Speaker 1: in the fourth quarter ever, Like I think they did
Speaker 1: that to Steph and then he missed like two in
Speaker 1: a row, Like yeah, baby.
Speaker 2: I could have swere it was something about yeah like it.
Speaker 2: It's the curse of the commentator basically, is what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I only acknowledge one gouty and that's my boy
Speaker 1: Trey with the sick ass hair. Dude sick do when
Speaker 1: I getting goutied is just what I do every time
Speaker 1: I go to the hairdresser and.
Speaker 3: Every time I go get me the clips. What's that?
Speaker 3: What's that fucking hair cutting place?
Speaker 2: As like for dudes to like watch sports and not
Speaker 2: talk one when we.
Speaker 1: Place I can be me. Sports clips yeah, sports clip yeah,
Speaker 1: sport clips.
Speaker 3: Hey, I want to get gouty.
Speaker 1: Let's go, uh all right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll come back. We'll look at that local news clip.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back and we're back. We should talk
Speaker 1: about my sixers got demolished yesterday.
Speaker 3: Hey, thirty four point that I wouldn't that's demolish. That
Speaker 3: was a light ding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got dinged up. We got gotten up a
Speaker 1: little bit, a little bend bender. If you listening to
Speaker 1: the episode that the govern listened to, the Mad Boosties
Speaker 1: episode that we recorded before it, seconds before disaster, seconds
Speaker 1: before Celtics fans, I don't think what will be that
Speaker 1: satisfied by. I wasn't like we're about to roll.
Speaker 3: No to the point that our guests thought you were
Speaker 3: a Celtics.
Speaker 2: Fan, Yeah you thought interesting folks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, got to check it out jack Ot Mad Boosties,
Speaker 1: it's already here.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think you know, light ding got a
Speaker 2: little ding.
Speaker 1: It went from everyone being like the Celtics are in
Speaker 1: real trouble here the sixer to being like, oh this
Speaker 1: is this one's over. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like oh right, right right, this is what the
Speaker 2: odds were telling ye, this is anyway, this is what
Speaker 2: we thought was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still pulling. I'm still pulling. I feel like,
Speaker 3: you know, but the universe owes us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sixers Lakers. That's just like the only thing magical
Speaker 1: thinking is the only thing I have going for me,
Speaker 1: because heading into the series, I was like, they don't
Speaker 1: have a chance, and the only thing that is carrying
Speaker 1: me is like, maybe it's their year because it hasn't
Speaker 1: been in the past, which tends not to be.
Speaker 2: I would I would be a little concerned because given
Speaker 2: the GOP's strategy of praying for a disaster to help,
Speaker 2: you know, their twenty twenty four things, the last time
Speaker 2: the Sixers and Lakers played in the finals was seconds
Speaker 2: before nine to eleven.
Speaker 3: That's right, Wow, I I don't know. See, there's my
Speaker 3: history brain coming in again.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That was one of the other questions on the
Speaker 1: New York Times history tests. Who played in the NBA Finals. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll never forget, all right. The Oregon Secretary of State
Speaker 1: oh Man, So, I was not familiar with this story,
Speaker 1: but you don't really need to be to appreciate the
Speaker 1: news clip, which is two people who own a dispensary
Speaker 1: that has been receiving suspiciously beneficial treatment with regards to
Speaker 1: like seven million dollars worth of beneficial treatment from Oregon.
Speaker 1: Finding out that the Secretary of State who made all
Speaker 1: that possible, who was under scrutiny, and they're champion, They're champion.
Speaker 1: They're going on there to be like we're we ride
Speaker 1: with her and like there's nothing to see here, folks.
Speaker 1: And they find out mid interview that the Secretary of
Speaker 1: State has resigned.
Speaker 2: I will just say this just so you can get
Speaker 2: the full satisfaction of it. Okay, these people own the
Speaker 2: second largest dispensary in Oregon, apparently called La Mota and
Speaker 2: the co founders again, they've had seven million dollars in
Speaker 2: state and federal tax lianss and they've been sued in
Speaker 2: Oregon circuit courts thirty times for a lot of them
Speaker 2: for non payment of bills. So these two knuckleheads decided, well,
Speaker 2: let's make it fucking rain straight cash money on the
Speaker 2: Governor Tina kotek on the Secretary of State Shamia Fagan,
Speaker 2: and the president of the Senate, the State Senate, Rob Wagner,
Speaker 2: and maybe those things will go away. And I just
Speaker 2: want to give in mind that not only the Secretary
Speaker 2: of State they normally do elections and things like that,
Speaker 2: but they also have oversight of the Oregon Liquor and Cannabis.
Speaker 1: Commission, which is a very important thing.
Speaker 2: So let's cut to this interview where they're being asked
Speaker 2: there like yo, like what's the deal, like you know,
Speaker 2: with your relationship to her, and you know, like this
Speaker 2: seems very shady, but you're saying, there's nothing to see
Speaker 2: because on top of her getting seventy seven thousand dollars
Speaker 2: a year at her salary for Secretary of State, she
Speaker 2: was taking ten grand a month from these people the
Speaker 2: dispenses that's about one that was her salary to work
Speaker 2: for these people.
Speaker 1: Your friends, Miles, have we learned nothing from Harlan Krust?
Speaker 1: Your friends?
Speaker 2: Well, at least we can watch this with satisfaction when
Speaker 2: these corrupt assholes learn that they're they're.
Speaker 1: Protective, they're both hot. They're both hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're both they're both hot, they're both high, and
Speaker 2: here we go. I feel like we learned so much
Speaker 2: for her, and we're thankful for the time that she
Speaker 2: spent with us, and we support whatever decisions she makes
Speaker 2: in future.
Speaker 1: I apologize for for stopping this.
Speaker 4: I think we need to break for just a second,
Speaker 4: and I apologize for doing this.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 1: She resigned. This dude's face, so his face just goes
Speaker 1: dead and his eyes go wide. Take like a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes, kinda get your thoughts.
Speaker 4: Oh no, oh no, wow, we got reaction.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It goes on and on and on. Eventually his his
Speaker 2: co conspirator gets up. It's like, I need a second.
Speaker 2: And then I love this shade of the reporter. When
Speaker 2: they go back to stud they're like, oh yeah, when
Speaker 2: she left camera, she was in tears. So yeah, it's
Speaker 2: wild to watch the full one eighty of them being like, hey,
Speaker 2: you know, I know she's not resigning, and we support
Speaker 2: her in whatever she does because I think it's like
Speaker 2: she's just very she's an upstanding person, she's a coach
Speaker 2: and my kids.
Speaker 1: But she resigned.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, oh no. The dude did the
Speaker 2: Mike Pence when he was in the room with t.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and like they're just throwing ship
Speaker 1: back and forth at each other and he's just like
Speaker 1: this is this is not just powers down.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, he tried to, he tried to power down.
Speaker 2: She turned up and God, it's like, this is the
Speaker 2: fucking this is this shit gives me life when you
Speaker 2: can see like corrupt people, greedy people who try and
Speaker 2: sidestep shit, not do not pay their fair share or whatever,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 1: You get to watch them hold the whole ass l
Speaker 1: Prior to the person the news producer walking in, which
Speaker 1: kudos to this news producer who was was like, I
Speaker 1: just think we gotta get your reaction to this news
Speaker 1: that I don't just coincidentally just learned of in the
Speaker 1: middle of the interview, after getting a bunch of you
Speaker 1: guys smugly talking about how you guys are best friends.
Speaker 1: That's the thing, Like this does remind me of the
Speaker 1: Harlan crow thing a little bit, and that like they
Speaker 1: are leaning on like there, we're just really good friends.
Speaker 1: We're personal friends. She's the coaches. It's like, well that's
Speaker 1: not good. Like that's when somebody who is like in
Speaker 1: a position of power is giving you huge breaks and
Speaker 1: is also your close friends. Like that's doesn't make it
Speaker 1: worse than.
Speaker 2: Harlan Crowe, because I can at least say Harlan Crowe
Speaker 2: didn't have any business before the court, even in that
Speaker 2: broad context, although we know that his business before the
Speaker 2: court is to actually just pump millions of dollars into
Speaker 2: conservative causes and judiciary campaigns to reshape the cultural landscape
Speaker 2: of the country. However, this is so fucking blatant. It's like, yo, man,
Speaker 2: they want us for money. Can you help us out?
Speaker 2: Will give you ten grand a month?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: And it turns out too, like a lot of court
Speaker 2: records were showing that Shemiah Fagan like was like kind
Speaker 2: of had.
Speaker 1: A lot of debt too.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if like they kind of did
Speaker 2: like a Sopranos type thing, like real gangster share.
Speaker 3: Like, hey, we know you got some bills, you know,
Speaker 3: help if you were fucking.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe make some of these uh investigations and
Speaker 2: audits into our business go away. There was one time
Speaker 2: there was an audit into I believe their business, and
Speaker 2: she accused herself after.
Speaker 1: The audit was completed. Mmmm, so killer timing there, you go.
Speaker 1: I just I shouldn't be involved with this audit that
Speaker 1: we actually just completed. I'm just realizing there's a conflict
Speaker 1: of interest.
Speaker 3: I just but they didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 1: Basketball team, Yeah, they didn't.
Speaker 3: Do anything wrong. Based on the audit though, so but
Speaker 3: I but I am going to recuse myself.
Speaker 1: Recuse myself for the portion of turning it in the
Speaker 1: complete audit. Yes, there is a headline making the rounds
Speaker 1: that Haritos has a hard alcohol version that's dangerous. I
Speaker 1: feel like it was a little misleading in that it
Speaker 1: like it's five percent alcohol. It's not like alcohol. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like they have a liquor that they're selling.
Speaker 1: It's just that it has the same kind of alcohol
Speaker 1: content as a like white Claw or something like that generally.
Speaker 1: But it's just that instead of being a malt a
Speaker 1: malted alcohol beverage like those, it is tequila and Heritos.
Speaker 2: Just simplify it. It's just like, you know, there's like
Speaker 2: sunny d Seltzers too. Now, yeah, they're just they're just
Speaker 2: coming for our child brains. Now they're like, yo, you
Speaker 2: want high see with malt liquor. I'm like, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: So if they made ser Urge with alcohol, oh man,
Speaker 2: I might come back with that commercial.
Speaker 1: Yeah sarge, But.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I guess, you know, everyone's the The Seltzer
Speaker 2: Wars continue on.
Speaker 1: Which was a rejected sequel in the I think it
Speaker 1: was a prequel actually in the Star Wars franchise, the
Speaker 1: Seltzer Wars. Yeah, they didn't like it. May the Fourth
Speaker 1: be with you and also with your spirit. Carrie Fisher
Speaker 1: got a Hollywood Walk of Fame star, which, like my
Speaker 1: main takeaway was I couldn't believe Carry Fisher didn't already
Speaker 1: have a Hollywood Walker Fame star, but also like it
Speaker 1: just once again shines the light on the arbitrariness of
Speaker 1: those Hollywood Walker fan stars.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, our last I check was fifty five k
Speaker 2: Becca Ramo superducers checked the website, I think announced basically
Speaker 2: a seventy five thousand dollars donation and you can get yours.
Speaker 2: So Jack, I'm I'm putting a lot of my money
Speaker 2: into a high yield savings account, so hopefully by the
Speaker 2: time I perish, there will be maybe three thousand dollars
Speaker 2: to go towards that seventy five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm sure this was just like Disney was like,
Speaker 1: this would be a fun thing to do for Star
Speaker 1: Wars Day. So that ye, then the money.
Speaker 2: Was But then her brother was like the other headline
Speaker 2: I saw was that her brother was like, oh, I've
Speaker 2: been cut out of this thing. Oh really yeah, which
Speaker 2: I guess he's considered. I didn't even Todd Fisher and
Speaker 2: he said it's like anything. You go to TMZ to
Speaker 2: be like, tell them, I'm upset about.
Speaker 1: Todd Fisher wanted a Walk of Fame star.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's Carrie Fisher's brother and he was
Speaker 2: cut out of interesting and he didn't he wasn't invited
Speaker 2: to the thing like Mark Hamill and some other people.
Speaker 2: And he's like, yo, I'm her fucking brother.
Speaker 3: Hello. But I guess I don't know what their relationship is,
Speaker 3: so you.
Speaker 1: Know, you would think you would invite family of the deceased. Yeah, finally,
Speaker 1: big news. I think we know the sequel. A lot
Speaker 1: of people have been like, Cocaine Shark is the sequel
Speaker 1: to Cocaine Bear, but locals are baffled as five hundred
Speaker 1: pounds of cooked pasta was found in the woods just
Speaker 1: in New Jersey. So shout out to New Jersey just
Speaker 1: doing first of all, keeping weird New Jersey alive and
Speaker 1: also doing something that is I don't know, I would
Speaker 1: have guessed New Jersey if you made me guess where
Speaker 1: this happened. But also just a very boring sequel to
Speaker 1: cocaine bear, just like a really fasta bear pasta bear.
Speaker 2: The story of a bear who found five hundred pounds
Speaker 2: of pasta.
Speaker 1: And ate it and it wasn't even happy. Yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 2: Too, because apparently it was found by a woman and
Speaker 2: she shared the fucking picture like on Facebook and she's
Speaker 2: as a maating that it's I'm like, how do you
Speaker 2: know it's five hundred pounds? M because it looked like
Speaker 2: a big ass pile of pasta. Now five hundred pounds.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is that two shacks? And is no,
Speaker 2: that's that's not one and a half shacks.
Speaker 1: Doesn't seem Yeah, it doesn't seem like five hundred pounds
Speaker 1: now that I'm looking at it here, Miles.
Speaker 2: It feels like it feels like Facebook mom sort of hyperbole. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like, that's five hundred pounds of pasta right there.
Speaker 2: I don't and I don't mean to say that it's
Speaker 2: not weird, but yeah, it is like how the who's
Speaker 2: doing that shit?
Speaker 3: Although they're probably loving it right now.
Speaker 2: To be like, look, it's a news story put dumped
Speaker 2: on that pasta.
Speaker 1: It feels like just you know, somebody did one of
Speaker 1: those TikTok videos where it's actually a fetish video of
Speaker 1: some sort, like the one where they like prepare nachos
Speaker 1: by spreading all the cheese on the counter, Like this
Speaker 1: is just the next level of that of like preparing
Speaker 1: a pasta dish in the woods, like mixing dirt and
Speaker 1: sticks and with it.
Speaker 2: Also, this is interesting this Facebook post from this woman
Speaker 2: na Jocknow it said, uh, you might say, who cares
Speaker 2: about pasta, but pasta has a pH.
Speaker 3: Level that will impact the water stream.
Speaker 2: That water stream is important to clean up because it
Speaker 2: feeds into the town's water supply. And then she commended
Speaker 2: the town council because it was one of the fastest
Speaker 2: cleanups she's ever seen.
Speaker 3: Did Nina?
Speaker 1: Did Nina put this most feel like a viral stunt.
Speaker 1: She's trying to get attention for the importance of the
Speaker 1: pH value of water streams, which I get.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, worthy cause because most people have no
Speaker 2: fucking idea how precious our water supplies are and how.
Speaker 1: Sure terribly regulated they are.
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