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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Me department. This is Jenna.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, just who I was calling to speak to? Jenna?

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm sure you know who this is. No,

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Speaker 1: it's me, Pete Happy ham of verse three.

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Speaker 2: What are you trying to say?

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Speaker 1: I bet you don't even know. I bet you haven't

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Speaker 1: paid any attention. That's fine. I didn't expect you to.

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Speaker 1: I know you got a lot of customers. My name's Petkins.

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Speaker 1: In about a year, well exactly a year ago, I

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Speaker 1: purchased a ham from you. Okay, ring a bell, Happy amniversary? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what'd you get me?

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Speaker 2: I didn't get you anything. I don't know, sir. I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to do my job. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Well you're doing a great job. And a year ago

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Speaker 1: you did a great job and you carved me up

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Speaker 1: a beautiful ham for me and my family that ryan

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Speaker 1: okay for the hand for the fam, and I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to call and say thank you so much and

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Speaker 1: happy hammivers three.

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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, I'm still waiting for it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Happy Hammiversary.

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Speaker 1: That was fun. Huh, Happy amniversary. It's been a whole year.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I remember that day so well, like that

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Speaker 1: was such a nice day, and it's just a yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think about it all the time. I'm sure you

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Speaker 1: do too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm I've given a lot of other

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Speaker 2: people ham let's say, and this last year, so it's

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Speaker 2: been a good year.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know it was going to be treated like that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just yeah, I said the thing like I

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Speaker 2: you know, we're good.

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about you know, you finally finally wishing

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Speaker 1: me a happy Hammiversary after I said to say it

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Speaker 1: about fifteen times. You didn't even remember me coming in

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Speaker 1: and buying a hand I'm from you. You didn't even

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Speaker 1: know it was our Hammiversary, which is fine because most

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Speaker 1: people don't think about hammiversaries. I'm a big ham fan.

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Speaker 1: I'm a fan of hamd So it was not the

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Speaker 1: fact that you didn't wish me a happy Hammiversary right

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Speaker 1: out of the gate. It's what you said after that

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Speaker 1: that it was just a smack in the face. And

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Speaker 1: I had no idea that you were so evil.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not really quite sure how to help you.

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Speaker 2: You seem like you're getting upset.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you don't even know how upset I am. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe that you would say that to me, especially

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Speaker 1: on our Hammivers three.

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Speaker 2: Well, how am I supposed to remember? I give this

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Speaker 2: is my job. I give people ham every single day.

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Speaker 1: I gave you the case. You don't have to keep

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Speaker 1: rubbing still in the world.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Damn Hammivers three, and you're rubbing it in my face

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Speaker 1: that other people will getting ham from you. I thought

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Speaker 1: I was the only one.

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Speaker 2: You know what. I'm sorry, this is weird. I don't

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Speaker 2: know where you're coming at from, Like, you know, calling

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Speaker 2: me for a freaking ham aversar. This is not what

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Speaker 2: my job is about.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just gonna come down there and we're going

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Speaker 1: to talk about this. We're gonna talk it out in person.

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Speaker 1: I'll just be there and little bit.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, you want to come here, Okay, go ahead,

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Speaker 2: if you want to come here Leicester, I will be

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Speaker 2: calling the police.

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Speaker 1: I wish I would have gotten a hand from Jeff.

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Speaker 1: I wish I would have gotten a hand from Jeff.

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Speaker 1: He you wouldn't have treated me like this. He would

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Speaker 1: have given me a BackRub on our hammiversary or something.

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Speaker 1: He's a sweet man.

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Speaker 2: Oh, really you think he would?

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Speaker 1: I do, because he's the one that set you up

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Speaker 1: for this phone call, Because this is actually Jewbel from

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you.

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Speaker 2: What what?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a joke. Your coworker, Jeff's set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, he said that you get a lot of

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Speaker 1: weird phone calls from angry old people about their meats.

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Speaker 2: So are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not. It's our hammiversary? What the hell?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? I should have known. Oh I should

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Speaker 2: have known when you were saying a happy hamm of

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Speaker 2: verse three. I should have known this with a freaking joke,

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Telling me that nobody's ever wished you a happy ammiversary before?

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Speaker 2: No, that is the first that that is absolutely a first.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties,