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Speaker 1: The Jebels Show on demand jubils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember, if you want

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Speaker 1: to call up and tell us a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about it. It's fine. You can tell us anything,

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Speaker 1: because nobody will know who you are. We always keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake name when they call

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Speaker 1: in to tell a dirty little secret. And so we

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Speaker 1: don't know the person's real name that's on the phone

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret today. But I'll

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Speaker 1: say an adjective, then Alex Fresh will say it nown

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Speaker 1: and then English Evan will say a name, and that'll

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Speaker 1: be the name of the person on the phone. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's do it all right. Here we go. Um, Orange afternoon, Steve,

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Speaker 1: Orange afternoon, Steve. How's it going. It's going well. How

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Speaker 1: are you guys? Oh, Orange afternoon, Steve. I actually sounded

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Speaker 1: like a greeting. What you're saying? Orange afternoon, Steve. So

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? Huh? I do I

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret? All right? I recently had. Well, Okay,

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Speaker 1: let me first start out. I have the worst aunt

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Speaker 1: in the world. She's absolutely terrible. Yeah, like it just

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Speaker 1: so it always feels like she's just coming for me.

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Speaker 1: Just every little thing, just nit picky. Why are you

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Speaker 1: doing this? Why are you doing that? Why do you

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Speaker 1: look like this? Why are you hearing that? Yes, it's

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Speaker 1: just like leave me alone. Um. And so, I mean

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Speaker 1: we just had Thanksgiving. So we went over to my

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Speaker 1: aunt's house for Thanksgiving. She was hosting this year and

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Speaker 1: uh um it was also her birthday, so she hadn't

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Speaker 1: she crooked? You know? And um, at the table, this

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Speaker 1: will be a good little secret. I was like the

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Speaker 1: family revenge. Yeah yeah, and I will say you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean I I gave it to her. So she

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Speaker 1: cooked in I um, yeah she Uh. I made myself

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Speaker 1: sick at the table her food. I made myself gag

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Speaker 1: and I threw up all over the table. Was her

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Speaker 1: food that made me do it? Yes, that's amazing because

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Speaker 1: she's in a hole to you all the time. You're like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, then fine, you cook the food for

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving when we go over there, or you go over

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Speaker 1: to Hearst for thanks you mean, and then you gag

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Speaker 1: yourself at the table and nobody knew you just all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, few yeah, I know, and I told

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Speaker 1: her it was because of food poisoning, because of her food.

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Speaker 1: That's hilarious. She did it, and she'll probably never cook

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Speaker 1: for me again, which is totally fine by me. That's fine,

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Speaker 1: a drastic comeback. You didn't think of anything smaller to

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Speaker 1: do rather than throw up at the table. Look, this

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Speaker 1: has been going on for years. I've had a lot

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Speaker 1: to make up for. Yeah. So nobody else got sick, though, right, No, nobody.

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Speaker 1: That's the worst reaction. I mean, that's what happens a

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Speaker 1: lot of times. You know, some people they see vomit

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Speaker 1: and then they vomit and then, right, it could be

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Speaker 1: all you guys. I wish that would have happened, but yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it was just me, and she felt super bad, what

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Speaker 1: you real? Super good? Was very concerned. I think my

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Speaker 1: mom kind of knew what was happening, but everyone else

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Speaker 1: was just really concerned. And they didn't really eat any

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Speaker 1: of her food after that because I think they were

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Speaker 1: afraid of getting So, you guys are never going back

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Speaker 1: to her house for Thanksgiving? No? Probably not. Well that's good.

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Speaker 1: At least you didn't have to deal with her anymore, right, Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: exactly exactly she learned her lesson, Well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us you did a little secret Orange Afternoon, Steve,

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Speaker 1: thank you. The Jebel Show on demand