WEBVTT - Episode 54: I'm A Slow Learner

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. How about a round

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<v Speaker 1>of applause for Dylan. Thank you, Thank you regular season champ. Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>You talked a lot of ship before the season, Dylan. Great.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I had a bad start of the year,

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<v Speaker 1>no question about it. Very nice when thank you. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have a good end of the year either, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>I got you losing nine and a half units on futures.

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<v Speaker 1>You ended up minus. That's the beginning of the year, Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>he made those futures best in the beginning of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>What I thought was going to happen in the NFL

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<v Speaker 1>didn't happen. Okay, But I've adjusted. I've adjusted mid season

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<v Speaker 1>on quite a role. But go ahead, okay. So you

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<v Speaker 1>ended at minus twenty and a half units, Shay ended

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<v Speaker 1>up at minus seventeen and a half units, and once again,

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan ended up with pus in units. It feels good,

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<v Speaker 1>damn Yeah, congratulations. Nobody thought that you could win this.

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<v Speaker 1>No nobody, not even I know, um so Dylan regular

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<v Speaker 1>season champ. Anything that you would like to point out

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<v Speaker 1>with your victory lap that you get to take, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we still got a road ahead of us. Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>it's now a playoff. Now we go back to zero.

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<v Speaker 1>The scoreboard says zero. I like that. Yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 1>the President's Cup, but we saw to win the Stanley. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>anything that you would like to say, um, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it was it was a hard fought battle, um

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<v Speaker 1>all pretty much. Yeah, you're you're drinking a white claw

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<v Speaker 1>and you're sitting in a room, I mean with a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of dudes. Yeah, how tough was this? But I

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<v Speaker 1>did Uh. I would like to say my Jags make

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<v Speaker 1>the Eyoffs. One was probably that was that was a

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<v Speaker 1>great future that that helped you, which actually is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>kind of I kind of forgot. I took the Chargers

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<v Speaker 1>to win the Super Bowl, much like yourself. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't love that right now, Well you got no other choice, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't so embrace it. By the way, least profitable

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<v Speaker 1>quarterback against the spread in a single season over the

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<v Speaker 1>last two decades, it Uh. Tom Brady's there. He was

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<v Speaker 1>four twelve and one against the spread. Mark Boulger two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand and seven, it was too and ten against the spread,

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<v Speaker 1>David Gerrard and oh eight was four and twelve, and

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell true Bisky three eleven and one against the spread.

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<v Speaker 1>That I believe. But Tom Brady, well, speaking of Brady

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<v Speaker 1>Monday night against your Cowboys, I don't. I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>it one bit, and I'm scared to death. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>limped into the playoffs, of course, and Mike McCarthy team

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<v Speaker 1>limping into the playoffs, that makes sense. Jerry already said

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<v Speaker 1>he ain't gonna Iron no matter what happened. So that's awful. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Brady's Tom Brady. I don't care what his ats

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<v Speaker 1>record is. Is there a chance Cooper Rush is a

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<v Speaker 1>better quarterback than dak Preston, There's no chance. But as

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<v Speaker 1>far as getting your money out of somebody, yeah, Cooper

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<v Speaker 1>Rush is probably the better bet because making forty million

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<v Speaker 1>dollars a year and then leading the league in interceptions

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<v Speaker 1>after you miss what five games, that's hard to do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's had allowed to critique that dude. Like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people, especially in Cowboy Nation, want to back up

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<v Speaker 1>Dakota no matter what and say he's a good quarterback

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<v Speaker 1>and he's got a bad Stephen Corps and also the

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<v Speaker 1>crap and the old line is and what he used

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<v Speaker 1>to be fifteen picks. Fifteen picks. That's it. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>And Dax also with like the like off the field

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<v Speaker 1>endorsement stuff too. I think he made like a hundred

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<v Speaker 1>million dollars or something. He was on the list of

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<v Speaker 1>the highest paid athletes in the world because commercial, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're a cowboy quarterback. You're always employable. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>he's just raking it in. Okay, so we turn our attention.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan will start with you. Uh some futures. You lost

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<v Speaker 1>out on Lamar Jackson throwing for over thirty five hundred yards. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you said the Jets would have the fewest regular season wins.

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<v Speaker 1>You had the Broncos winning the FC West. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You have the Charges winning Super Bowl, Jags making the playoffs.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a great call. Yeah, the Ravens over nine and

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<v Speaker 1>a half regular season, had the Eagles under fourteen and

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<v Speaker 1>a half wins, and you lost on the Eagles under

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen and a half. That was the team mission. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that was fourteen and a half. That we got

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<v Speaker 1>no because we did we or I repate it was

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<v Speaker 1>no you did was the one we all jumped bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry's futures had the Bucks under eleven and a half,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a winner, Dallas under ten lost that one, Bills

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<v Speaker 1>over eleven and a half got that one, Saints over

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<v Speaker 1>eight and a half, Colts over ten wins, and Eagles

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<v Speaker 1>under thirteen and a half wins. That sounds right, Larry. Yeah, um,

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<v Speaker 1>Picture Day Ray has been perfect. I have no I

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<v Speaker 1>have no complaints. First, wow, round a plause. Picture Day

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<v Speaker 1>Ray usually Fox things up every day and uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but Ray's doing doing a good job and that's nice. Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. My my bad pick with those cults. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that. I believe in Nicholts and I lost

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of money on them in the beginning of

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<v Speaker 1>the air And uh, I actually really you're reminded me.

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<v Speaker 1>I lost someone here too. I did not hate that

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<v Speaker 1>pick at the time, Larry is the only future bet

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<v Speaker 1>was the Eagles under thirteen emotional bet. Okay, okay. Recapping

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<v Speaker 1>college football, Dylan, Uh, every I think all you guys said,

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<v Speaker 1>Georgia minus the points against TCU almost got spooked out

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<v Speaker 1>of that one. Also, I considered tea and then I

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<v Speaker 1>stuck to my gun and then you lost the under

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<v Speaker 1>and uh TCU plus seven first half Georgia hit there alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh let's see bad. Larry had the Georgia bet right,

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<v Speaker 1>and Shay had it as as well. So we turn

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<v Speaker 1>our attention to wild Card weekend. All right, Dylan, you

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<v Speaker 1>get to go. All right, Dan, I'm taking every game

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<v Speaker 1>against the spread. So I'm starting with the Seahawks plus

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<v Speaker 1>nine and a a half against the Niners, a double digit underdogs,

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<v Speaker 1>three and eleven against the spread in the playoffs. Since alright, great,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going Jags plus two against the Chargers. This is

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<v Speaker 1>sort of where I'm fading myself with the Chargers pick.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the Jags win this game. But the Jags,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happened back in Week three when

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<v Speaker 1>they blew out the Chargers in l A. That's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>That that's It's not quite up there with the Chiefs

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<v Speaker 1>losing to the Colds, but it is up there where

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<v Speaker 1>you go. Man, They did blow them out, and the

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<v Speaker 1>Jags were bad then too. They came together in the

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<v Speaker 1>second half, but they sucked them all. Right, Bills, I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's up to thirteen and a half raves. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds right that I thought the spread went up ten

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<v Speaker 1>to right now, Okay, so you get the Bills minus thirteen. Deal. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I this does give me pause. Obviously it's a big line, um,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Bills have not necessarily been great at covering.

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<v Speaker 1>But Skyler Thompson is Thompson, so you know, I'll lay

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<v Speaker 1>the name. I would go with sky Thompson. That is,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good quarterback. I would go now if I

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<v Speaker 1>was a woman, I would go Skylar Thompson. But sky

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<v Speaker 1>Sky as a guy sky because a tough name for

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<v Speaker 1>a dude. Sky Skyler. I dude Skyler's over the years,

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<v Speaker 1>like you gotta be good at football. I know more

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<v Speaker 1>girl Dylans than guy Dylings. I think, uh, okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>love the Giants all year long. Now that you got

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<v Speaker 1>the Giants against the Vikings, so what are you doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard a lot of buzz of people all over

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<v Speaker 1>the Giants in this game with the plus three. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I don't see it. I see the Vikings and

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<v Speaker 1>the Vikings. I think his favorites are undefeated against the

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<v Speaker 1>spread this year. Um, so I'm rolling with the first playoffs.

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<v Speaker 1>Start for Danny duns for Danny dimes Um obviously going

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<v Speaker 1>Ravens plus eight and a half against the Bengals. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Ravens as a dog and over a touchdown spread, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>lay or I'll roll with them, but again I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>that confident. Um. And then shay for you Cowboys minus

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half against the Bucks. That makes you

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<v Speaker 1>feel better, it makes you feel the Bucks suck. And

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's Tom Brady, but like I just I

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<v Speaker 1>think the Cowboys are a better team, even though Dac

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<v Speaker 1>has kind of blown this whole year. I think Tom

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<v Speaker 1>Brady's gonna get ahold of our secondary, all the backups

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<v Speaker 1>back there, and it's gonna carve him up. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna carr the up. Cowboys minus two and a half,

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<v Speaker 1>you were laying, laying the points, yeah, And I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I have made this mistake so many times. Dan, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you talked about it a lot, but betting against

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<v Speaker 1>Brady in the postseason, but my slow learner, as we

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<v Speaker 1>all said, so I'm gonna do it. You've got anything,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got two giants under. Of course, that rolls over

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<v Speaker 1>to the postseason two and it's forty eight and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the it's the highest point total of any of

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<v Speaker 1>the games this weekend, which is surprising. Uh, you got

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<v Speaker 1>anything else on here? Yeah? And I'm going Bill's Dolphins

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<v Speaker 1>under forty seven. It's in Buffalo, backup, quarterback starting. You're

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<v Speaker 1>taking a minus. Well, I actually think there's a an

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<v Speaker 1>inverse relationship between tighter spreads and it going up. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I think if the spread is bigger, it's more likely

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<v Speaker 1>to go under. And I'm basing that off my own

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<v Speaker 1>intuition and absolutely nothing else with stats. Got that got

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<v Speaker 1>you to this point? That has that has my own

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<v Speaker 1>stupid and you don't do analytics, You're no no ruins

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<v Speaker 1>the game? Uh, you're actually I have one more, one

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<v Speaker 1>more little thing. This is an exact Super Bowl bet.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm taking the Bills to beat the forty Niners

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<v Speaker 1>plus fifteen hundred, so that Zacksonario has to happen. Okay

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<v Speaker 1>for a unit one unit, so but one Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>just figured i'd spice it up, especially considering I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>as high on the Chargers as I was preseason. Okay, Chay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's your turn, since bad Larry finished last, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>quide down Larry. Uh, I got the fight in Herbert's

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<v Speaker 1>minus two against the Jacks is gonna be a public dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody wants the Jacks to win. I don't uh. Dallas

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<v Speaker 1>Tampa Bay under forty five and a half Cowboys. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>as far as scoring goes, they got some trouble and

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<v Speaker 1>the Bucks hate scoring. So under forty five and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Burrow minus eight and a half against Tiler Thompson Jr.

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<v Speaker 1>I would I would like to see over under on

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<v Speaker 1>touchdowns for Joe Burrow because I think it's gonna go crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Al right, picture day, Ray and look that up. And

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<v Speaker 1>then we got basketball, got the Trojans laying three and

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<v Speaker 1>a half against Colorado. Um on Colorado, Colorado? Where did

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<v Speaker 1>that come from? His ass? Where all the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>my bets? Usc uh minus three and a half against Colorado?

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<v Speaker 1>Line went from like two and a half to three

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<v Speaker 1>and a half. Money's on my side? Let's go? Okay, yeah, Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>So Joe Joe Burrow over one and a half passing

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<v Speaker 1>touchdowns minus two oh five. Whoa rude under his plus

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<v Speaker 1>one fifty five. I'll take the overall later two two five.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take the under. Let's go. Let's value value bad

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<v Speaker 1>plus one fifty five bad. Larry is still awake. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still listening to you guys, just going back and forth.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm starting to believe she's getting this guy the same

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<v Speaker 1>way the Dylan got that Morocco broke up guy some

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<v Speaker 1>inside in phone college basketball. I gotta go. You got

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<v Speaker 1>a guy? Okay? Um, are you ready for my teasers? Oh? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? Wait? That's where we're starting. How many units

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<v Speaker 1>four units on his first tease? Um plus a half?

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<v Speaker 1>It's an over? No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>I got Niners pick them? Tough break, Larry, that's nothing, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to let you know, just because you

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<v Speaker 1>every week the game into a tie, you change. Yes, fine, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just want to let you know. Well, it

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<v Speaker 1>was nine and a half when I put it in

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<v Speaker 1>when I sent these in midnight last night. UM, three

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<v Speaker 1>team teas before units, the forty Niners in a pick them,

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<v Speaker 1>the Chargers over thirty seven and a half, and the

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<v Speaker 1>Bills were minus two and a half. Then I think

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<v Speaker 1>they're minus three now I heard you guys there minus three.

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<v Speaker 1>That's big. That's a big difference. And how many units

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<v Speaker 1>four units there? Okay? Well that's all right, go bigger

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<v Speaker 1>four units on the three team tease. Now I have

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<v Speaker 1>a three unit two team tease. Bet. I have the

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<v Speaker 1>Bangles my this to Bengals Bengals minus half, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>I have the Cowboys plus three and a half. There

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<v Speaker 1>you go pretty good? Right Now? What now I have?

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<v Speaker 1>And now I have five one unit straight bets minus

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<v Speaker 1>the nine. Well I guess minus ten? Yeah, yeah it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reading about my paper minus ten Chargers minus the

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half. I got Chargers minus two Chargers

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<v Speaker 1>minus two. Congrats you real steel Vikings minus the three

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<v Speaker 1>against the Giants. Yeah, I think the bank the Giants.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody was better against the Spreads than the Giants this year.

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<v Speaker 1>They were thirteen and four. Damn. Now have they ruled

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<v Speaker 1>Lamar out yet or now? Because I am heading up

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<v Speaker 1>to Maine, so I won't know this stuff. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>here we go with the may definitely play. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have internet, and I don't know if he's going to play.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say right now, doubtful that he's going. It's unlikely.

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<v Speaker 1>But he hasn't been ruled. He has no contract. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have a contract, right he's not playing. No he

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to even if he's healthy. Even if he's healthy,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not playing. Don't you guys have way less faith

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<v Speaker 1>in Lamar than I. Here we go. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>the most profitable quarterback against this spread is Joe Burrow

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<v Speaker 1>since just let you know, uh, what else do you have?

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<v Speaker 1>Claire Banals minus State and a half and then the

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<v Speaker 1>Cowboys minus the two and a half bold all one units.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a Tom Brady guy, you know that, although

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<v Speaker 1>I was an Aaron Rodgers guy, and I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting off that sinking ship. I can't believe that ship happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe it. I can't believe the Lions game.

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<v Speaker 1>Son of a bit. Yeah, neither one of the excuse me, Aaron,

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady can't throw the ball down

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<v Speaker 1>the field. You see Aaron Rodgers when he tries to

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<v Speaker 1>throw a four yard pass, it has to go fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>yards in the air. And you tried throwing a football.

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<v Speaker 1>He's learning in the last six years, don't throw long.

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<v Speaker 1>He just throws a little six yard house. That's always

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do all day. And that's what the NFL is

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<v Speaker 1>tries to pick. I hope he tries to pick on

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<v Speaker 1>the Cowboys defensive back, so they're gonna pick him off. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he picked on the Carolina defensive backs with Mike Evans

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<v Speaker 1>and he was able. Having By the way, the Cowboys

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<v Speaker 1>last one a road playoff game Lord January nine three.

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<v Speaker 1>That was Troy Aikman against Steve Young. I was like, yesterday, Yes, Marv.

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<v Speaker 1>Two of the people in his room weren't born. That's

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<v Speaker 1>your day. Ray and Dylan weren't born. I was negative

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<v Speaker 1>to Okay, weren't even a thought in your daddy's head. Still,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not that's the degenerate gamblay at their dad. It's

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<v Speaker 1>as we on that. It's fucking golf season is in

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<v Speaker 1>full swing. Oh I lost my two bets. I lost

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<v Speaker 1>some jam and last week, so I'm coming back. JJ

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<v Speaker 1>spawned tied fifth last week in Hawaii, and we're in

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<v Speaker 1>Hawaii again and I'm sticking with some jay top five

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<v Speaker 1>plus three hundred any additions, subtractions, corrections. I took the

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<v Speaker 1>over for a unit for Burrow and t DS, but

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<v Speaker 1>I took the under. All my all my bets are

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<v Speaker 1>one year. Say this thing. You're playing safe. I'm playing safe,

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<v Speaker 1>but I put a lot on the sheet though, bad

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<v Speaker 1>Larry's I mean this is aggressive for you. It's desperation, Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>what's not desperation because we started over? So this is

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<v Speaker 1>all zero. I'm the favorite right now here in one world.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not the favorite, Larry. That's like being like the

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<v Speaker 1>Giants are favorites to win the Super Bowl. Wait, what

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry is the giants of this group in this

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<v Speaker 1>in this postseason? Yeah, Larry's Danny Dimes. Wow, I think

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry Tyler Thomson. I think bad Larry. You know

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<v Speaker 1>I would put him up there. I'm not writing him off.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, bad Larry might be Joe Burrow. Wow, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have Okay, okay, hold on, if I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to attach quarterbacks to you guys in the playoffs, because

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you would be mahomes Ian Dylan, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take that. I was gonna say, Lamar Jackson because

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather just sit out if I give you. If

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<v Speaker 1>I get bad Larry, Tony Romo, if I get bad Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Burrow, who who would I your Kirk cousins? Actually? Uh, Dylan, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't let you be mahomes In just because you're

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<v Speaker 1>leading what about Josh Allen. Yeah, you guys have the

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<v Speaker 1>best year either. That's a good point. I'm gonna I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna give you Justin Herbert that young gun. Yeah, young

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<v Speaker 1>guy potential and uh yeah, big arm, Yeah you got

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<v Speaker 1>a big arm, great hair bat, Larry, are you okay

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<v Speaker 1>with Joe Burrow? I love Joe Barrow? Yeah, okay, although

0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:29.399
<v Speaker 1>I actually like I like the Chargers and I like Herbert.

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<v Speaker 1>In this playoff, I think, uh, I think they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>surprise some people. What does that mean, Larry? I have

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<v Speaker 1>them in the over in my four unit teaser. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but but that's have them straight up. But that's what

0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:47.400
<v Speaker 1>analysts do. They go, boy, that team they could surprise you. Well, no, ship,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the playoffs. No, I'm surprised that gave Dylan the

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Burrows pick. I'm not talking about the football thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about Joe Barrows being Dylan. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he kind of like Joe Burrows. No, I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>like it Burrows. It's Burrow, and I gave Dylan Justin

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<v Speaker 1>Herbert the charge your quarterback, like I'm talking about. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I like that. You sound confused. You just

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<v Speaker 1>said Joe Burrow and then you called him Joe Burrows

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<v Speaker 1>and then you said you gave Dylan Joe Burrows. I

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<v Speaker 1>was a little confused. Are you drinking not yet? Really

0:19:29.359 --> 0:19:33.600
<v Speaker 1>you should have said yes, you should have. Oh, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go like him. He's doing with some lady in

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<v Speaker 1>a cor driving with an open container. Yeah. Yeah, pumpkin regatta.

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<v Speaker 1>Hammered to death. Yeah, you're you're doing the pumpkin regatta.

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<v Speaker 1>The boys are here waiting for you though, Larry. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do a pumpkin regott in the Housatonic River

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<v Speaker 1>when you get here after we finished drink. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>how we get Larry here? We're if we do a regatta,

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing a regatto area. Yeah, you want to come

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<v Speaker 1>in for the pumpkin regatta. Dan, You don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>close I was to be in there today, but you're

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<v Speaker 1>not here. Yeah, what do you Two days ago I

0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:13.520
<v Speaker 1>was gonna be there, but you're not. And then they're

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<v Speaker 1>my wife and Casey got an invitation for dinner tonight, dealer. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she needs to come. They're both common. When I come,

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<v Speaker 1>they're both common. Jesus Christ. Larry back to the hotel

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<v Speaker 1>room thing again, Larry, why can't you come up on

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<v Speaker 1>your own and then they would join you up. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I would take the train up and they can drive

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<v Speaker 1>up tomorrow, will just continue into one car to Maine.

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<v Speaker 1>And they shot that idea. Dan. You know they want

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<v Speaker 1>to spend that time with me. Danny, I do not

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<v Speaker 1>believe that for a goddamn second. I'm just speaking the truth. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Uh, well, good luck, save travels at another

0:20:56.560 --> 0:20:59.439
<v Speaker 1>pumpkin regatta or whatever. This is, No, this is not

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<v Speaker 1>this is Uh, the son and daughter in lawa going

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<v Speaker 1>San Antonio, Texas or something for some conference. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>just going to see the grandkids. Okay. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you're traversing a lot of popular drug smuggling roots in

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty regular basis. Larry, the Northwest Corridor, just hammering

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<v Speaker 1>that week after week. Larry's Larry doesn't do that again.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry just drinks budwet and that's it. He doesn't do

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<v Speaker 1>anything else. Well, I did not say he's doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, Larry, no walking there whatever that big mountain is.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know the name of the mountain up

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<v Speaker 1>there anymore. I'm not climbing him. White Mountains, Appalachian trail

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<v Speaker 1>and trail or whatever. Now I'm not doing that, Cata

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<v Speaker 1>Hot And what the hell did you just say some

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<v Speaker 1>big trail up there? Yeah? The podcast, Shay and Irving Podcast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we had the d Gen of the Year reveal, very

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<v Speaker 1>very tight tight voting, I mean thirty five point one

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<v Speaker 1>seven to thirty five point six to SPF took it

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<v Speaker 1>over Putin who was number two, Kanye number three, Kim

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<v Speaker 1>Kardashian number four. I was shocked, Oh did you lump

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<v Speaker 1>in all the like you know, Tom Brady and Giselle

0:22:11.000 --> 0:22:14.480
<v Speaker 1>and Larry David and they didn't make it up to

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<v Speaker 1>I mean SPF one. He won the whole damn thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, there was an elimination round. Now what's coming

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<v Speaker 1>up on Shay and Irving Podcast. We got new votes

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<v Speaker 1>to get in, We got new nominations to come through.

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<v Speaker 1>So it starts now, brand new, brand new year. Wherever

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<v Speaker 1>you get your podcast, it's Shay and Irving. It's s

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<v Speaker 1>h a E. S h e A just like the

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<v Speaker 1>butter Danny in the stadium. The reason why I say

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<v Speaker 1>s h A E is because Ray every week spells

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<v Speaker 1>your motherfucker a little flavor on that. It's it's s

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<v Speaker 1>s h E. A clearly not Irish ray but but

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<v Speaker 1>Picture Day Ray would always spell it that way. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not my my strong supero. Neither is math. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. Set round of applause Jill when he didn't,

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<v Speaker 1>and we will talk to you next week and have

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<v Speaker 1>a great weekend.