Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. How about a round
Speaker 1: of applause for Dylan. Thank you, Thank you regular season champ. Larry.
Speaker 1: You talked a lot of ship before the season, Dylan. Great.
Speaker 1: I mean I had a bad start of the year,
Speaker 1: no question about it. Very nice when thank you. You
Speaker 1: didn't have a good end of the year either, Larry.
Speaker 1: I got you losing nine and a half units on futures.
Speaker 1: You ended up minus. That's the beginning of the year, Dan,
Speaker 1: he made those futures best in the beginning of the year.
Speaker 1: What I thought was going to happen in the NFL
Speaker 1: didn't happen. Okay, But I've adjusted. I've adjusted mid season
Speaker 1: on quite a role. But go ahead, okay. So you
Speaker 1: ended at minus twenty and a half units, Shay ended
Speaker 1: up at minus seventeen and a half units, and once again,
Speaker 1: Dylan ended up with pus in units. It feels good,
Speaker 1: damn Yeah, congratulations. Nobody thought that you could win this.
Speaker 1: No nobody, not even I know, um so Dylan regular
Speaker 1: season champ. Anything that you would like to point out
Speaker 1: with your victory lap that you get to take, Um,
Speaker 1: I mean we still got a road ahead of us. Dan,
Speaker 1: it's now a playoff. Now we go back to zero.
Speaker 1: The scoreboard says zero. I like that. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: the President's Cup, but we saw to win the Stanley. Yes,
Speaker 1: anything that you would like to say, um, no, I
Speaker 1: mean it was it was a hard fought battle, um
Speaker 1: all pretty much. Yeah, you're you're drinking a white claw
Speaker 1: and you're sitting in a room, I mean with a
Speaker 1: bunch of dudes. Yeah, how tough was this? But I
Speaker 1: did Uh. I would like to say my Jags make
Speaker 1: the Eyoffs. One was probably that was that was a
Speaker 1: great future that that helped you, which actually is gonna
Speaker 1: kind of I kind of forgot. I took the Chargers
Speaker 1: to win the Super Bowl, much like yourself. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't love that right now, Well you got no other choice, No,
Speaker 1: I don't so embrace it. By the way, least profitable
Speaker 1: quarterback against the spread in a single season over the
Speaker 1: last two decades, it Uh. Tom Brady's there. He was
Speaker 1: four twelve and one against the spread. Mark Boulger two
Speaker 1: thousand and seven, it was too and ten against the spread,
Speaker 1: David Gerrard and oh eight was four and twelve, and
Speaker 1: Mitchell true Bisky three eleven and one against the spread.
Speaker 1: That I believe. But Tom Brady, well, speaking of Brady
Speaker 1: Monday night against your Cowboys, I don't. I don't like
Speaker 1: it one bit, and I'm scared to death. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: limped into the playoffs, of course, and Mike McCarthy team
Speaker 1: limping into the playoffs, that makes sense. Jerry already said
Speaker 1: he ain't gonna Iron no matter what happened. So that's awful. Uh,
Speaker 1: Tom Brady's Tom Brady. I don't care what his ats
Speaker 1: record is. Is there a chance Cooper Rush is a
Speaker 1: better quarterback than dak Preston, There's no chance. But as
Speaker 1: far as getting your money out of somebody, yeah, Cooper
Speaker 1: Rush is probably the better bet because making forty million
Speaker 1: dollars a year and then leading the league in interceptions
Speaker 1: after you miss what five games, that's hard to do.
Speaker 1: That's had allowed to critique that dude. Like a lot
Speaker 1: of people, especially in Cowboy Nation, want to back up
Speaker 1: Dakota no matter what and say he's a good quarterback
Speaker 1: and he's got a bad Stephen Corps and also the
Speaker 1: crap and the old line is and what he used
Speaker 1: to be fifteen picks. Fifteen picks. That's it. That's it.
Speaker 1: And Dax also with like the like off the field
Speaker 1: endorsement stuff too. I think he made like a hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars or something. He was on the list of
Speaker 1: the highest paid athletes in the world because commercial, No,
Speaker 1: you're you're a cowboy quarterback. You're always employable. So he's
Speaker 1: he's just raking it in. Okay, so we turn our attention.
Speaker 1: Dylan will start with you. Uh some futures. You lost
Speaker 1: out on Lamar Jackson throwing for over thirty five hundred yards. Uh,
Speaker 1: you said the Jets would have the fewest regular season wins.
Speaker 1: You had the Broncos winning the FC West. It's okay.
Speaker 1: You have the Charges winning Super Bowl, Jags making the playoffs.
Speaker 1: Was a great call. Yeah, the Ravens over nine and
Speaker 1: a half regular season, had the Eagles under fourteen and
Speaker 1: a half wins, and you lost on the Eagles under
Speaker 1: thirteen and a half. That was the team mission. I
Speaker 1: thought that was fourteen and a half. That we got
Speaker 1: no because we did we or I repate it was
Speaker 1: no you did was the one we all jumped bad.
Speaker 1: Larry's futures had the Bucks under eleven and a half,
Speaker 1: that's a winner, Dallas under ten lost that one, Bills
Speaker 1: over eleven and a half got that one, Saints over
Speaker 1: eight and a half, Colts over ten wins, and Eagles
Speaker 1: under thirteen and a half wins. That sounds right, Larry. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: Picture Day Ray has been perfect. I have no I
Speaker 1: have no complaints. First, wow, round a plause. Picture Day
Speaker 1: Ray usually Fox things up every day and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: but Ray's doing doing a good job and that's nice. Larry,
Speaker 1: Thank you. My my bad pick with those cults. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe that. I believe in Nicholts and I lost
Speaker 1: a lot of money on them in the beginning of
Speaker 1: the air And uh, I actually really you're reminded me.
Speaker 1: I lost someone here too. I did not hate that
Speaker 1: pick at the time, Larry is the only future bet
Speaker 1: was the Eagles under thirteen emotional bet. Okay, okay. Recapping
Speaker 1: college football, Dylan, Uh, every I think all you guys said,
Speaker 1: Georgia minus the points against TCU almost got spooked out
Speaker 1: of that one. Also, I considered tea and then I
Speaker 1: stuck to my gun and then you lost the under
Speaker 1: and uh TCU plus seven first half Georgia hit there alone.
Speaker 1: Uh let's see bad. Larry had the Georgia bet right,
Speaker 1: and Shay had it as as well. So we turn
Speaker 1: our attention to wild Card weekend. All right, Dylan, you
Speaker 1: get to go. All right, Dan, I'm taking every game
Speaker 1: against the spread. So I'm starting with the Seahawks plus
Speaker 1: nine and a a half against the Niners, a double digit underdogs,
Speaker 1: three and eleven against the spread in the playoffs. Since alright, great,
Speaker 1: I'm going Jags plus two against the Chargers. This is
Speaker 1: sort of where I'm fading myself with the Chargers pick.
Speaker 1: I think the Jags win this game. But the Jags,
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened back in Week three when
Speaker 1: they blew out the Chargers in l A. That's bad.
Speaker 1: That that's It's not quite up there with the Chiefs
Speaker 1: losing to the Colds, but it is up there where
Speaker 1: you go. Man, They did blow them out, and the
Speaker 1: Jags were bad then too. They came together in the
Speaker 1: second half, but they sucked them all. Right, Bills, I
Speaker 1: think that's up to thirteen and a half raves. That
Speaker 1: sounds right that I thought the spread went up ten
Speaker 1: to right now, Okay, so you get the Bills minus thirteen. Deal. Yes,
Speaker 1: I this does give me pause. Obviously it's a big line, um,
Speaker 1: and the Bills have not necessarily been great at covering.
Speaker 1: But Skyler Thompson is Thompson, so you know, I'll lay
Speaker 1: the name. I would go with sky Thompson. That is,
Speaker 1: that's a good quarterback. I would go now if I
Speaker 1: was a woman, I would go Skylar Thompson. But sky
Speaker 1: Sky as a guy sky because a tough name for
Speaker 1: a dude. Sky Skyler. I dude Skyler's over the years,
Speaker 1: like you gotta be good at football. I know more
Speaker 1: girl Dylans than guy Dylings. I think, uh, okay, you
Speaker 1: love the Giants all year long. Now that you got
Speaker 1: the Giants against the Vikings, so what are you doing.
Speaker 1: I've heard a lot of buzz of people all over
Speaker 1: the Giants in this game with the plus three. I
Speaker 1: just I don't see it. I see the Vikings and
Speaker 1: the Vikings. I think his favorites are undefeated against the
Speaker 1: spread this year. Um, so I'm rolling with the first playoffs.
Speaker 1: Start for Danny duns for Danny dimes Um obviously going
Speaker 1: Ravens plus eight and a half against the Bengals. Okay,
Speaker 1: Ravens as a dog and over a touchdown spread, I'll
Speaker 1: lay or I'll roll with them, but again I'm not
Speaker 1: that confident. Um. And then shay for you Cowboys minus
Speaker 1: two and a half against the Bucks. That makes you
Speaker 1: feel better, it makes you feel the Bucks suck. And
Speaker 1: I know it's Tom Brady, but like I just I
Speaker 1: think the Cowboys are a better team, even though Dac
Speaker 1: has kind of blown this whole year. I think Tom
Speaker 1: Brady's gonna get ahold of our secondary, all the backups
Speaker 1: back there, and it's gonna carve him up. I think
Speaker 1: it's gonna carr the up. Cowboys minus two and a half,
Speaker 1: you were laying, laying the points, yeah, And I mean
Speaker 1: I have made this mistake so many times. Dan, I
Speaker 1: know you talked about it a lot, but betting against
Speaker 1: Brady in the postseason, but my slow learner, as we
Speaker 1: all said, so I'm gonna do it. You've got anything,
Speaker 1: You've got two giants under. Of course, that rolls over
Speaker 1: to the postseason two and it's forty eight and a half.
Speaker 1: It's the it's the highest point total of any of
Speaker 1: the games this weekend, which is surprising. Uh, you got
Speaker 1: anything else on here? Yeah? And I'm going Bill's Dolphins
Speaker 1: under forty seven. It's in Buffalo, backup, quarterback starting. You're
Speaker 1: taking a minus. Well, I actually think there's a an
Speaker 1: inverse relationship between tighter spreads and it going up. Like
Speaker 1: I think if the spread is bigger, it's more likely
Speaker 1: to go under. And I'm basing that off my own
Speaker 1: intuition and absolutely nothing else with stats. Got that got
Speaker 1: you to this point? That has that has my own
Speaker 1: stupid and you don't do analytics, You're no no ruins
Speaker 1: the game? Uh, you're actually I have one more, one
Speaker 1: more little thing. This is an exact Super Bowl bet.
Speaker 1: So I'm taking the Bills to beat the forty Niners
Speaker 1: plus fifteen hundred, so that Zacksonario has to happen. Okay
Speaker 1: for a unit one unit, so but one Okay, I
Speaker 1: just figured i'd spice it up, especially considering I'm not
Speaker 1: as high on the Chargers as I was preseason. Okay, Chay,
Speaker 1: it's your turn, since bad Larry finished last, that's right,
Speaker 1: quide down Larry. Uh, I got the fight in Herbert's
Speaker 1: minus two against the Jacks is gonna be a public dog.
Speaker 1: Everybody wants the Jacks to win. I don't uh. Dallas
Speaker 1: Tampa Bay under forty five and a half Cowboys. I mean,
Speaker 1: as far as scoring goes, they got some trouble and
Speaker 1: the Bucks hate scoring. So under forty five and a half.
Speaker 1: Joe Burrow minus eight and a half against Tiler Thompson Jr.
Speaker 1: I would I would like to see over under on
Speaker 1: touchdowns for Joe Burrow because I think it's gonna go crazy.
Speaker 1: Al right, picture day, Ray and look that up. And
Speaker 1: then we got basketball, got the Trojans laying three and
Speaker 1: a half against Colorado. Um on Colorado, Colorado? Where did
Speaker 1: that come from? His ass? Where all the rest of
Speaker 1: my bets? Usc uh minus three and a half against Colorado?
Speaker 1: Line went from like two and a half to three
Speaker 1: and a half. Money's on my side? Let's go? Okay, yeah, Ray,
Speaker 1: So Joe Joe Burrow over one and a half passing
Speaker 1: touchdowns minus two oh five. Whoa rude under his plus
Speaker 1: one fifty five. I'll take the overall later two two five.
Speaker 1: I'll take the under. Let's go. Let's value value bad
Speaker 1: plus one fifty five bad. Larry is still awake. I'm
Speaker 1: still listening to you guys, just going back and forth.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to believe she's getting this guy the same
Speaker 1: way the Dylan got that Morocco broke up guy some
Speaker 1: inside in phone college basketball. I gotta go. You got
Speaker 1: a guy? Okay? Um, are you ready for my teasers? Oh? Okay?
Speaker 1: Is that? Wait? That's where we're starting. How many units
Speaker 1: four units on his first tease? Um plus a half?
Speaker 1: It's an over? No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: I got Niners pick them? Tough break, Larry, that's nothing, okay.
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know, just because you
Speaker 1: every week the game into a tie, you change. Yes, fine, okay,
Speaker 1: but I just want to let you know. Well, it
Speaker 1: was nine and a half when I put it in
Speaker 1: when I sent these in midnight last night. UM, three
Speaker 1: team teas before units, the forty Niners in a pick them,
Speaker 1: the Chargers over thirty seven and a half, and the
Speaker 1: Bills were minus two and a half. Then I think
Speaker 1: they're minus three now I heard you guys there minus three.
Speaker 1: That's big. That's a big difference. And how many units
Speaker 1: four units there? Okay? Well that's all right, go bigger
Speaker 1: four units on the three team tease. Now I have
Speaker 1: a three unit two team tease. Bet. I have the
Speaker 1: Bangles my this to Bengals Bengals minus half, okay, and
Speaker 1: I have the Cowboys plus three and a half. There
Speaker 1: you go pretty good? Right Now? What now I have?
Speaker 1: And now I have five one unit straight bets minus
Speaker 1: the nine. Well I guess minus ten? Yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 1: I'm reading about my paper minus ten Chargers minus the
Speaker 1: two and a half. I got Chargers minus two Chargers
Speaker 1: minus two. Congrats you real steel Vikings minus the three
Speaker 1: against the Giants. Yeah, I think the bank the Giants.
Speaker 1: Nobody was better against the Spreads than the Giants this year.
Speaker 1: They were thirteen and four. Damn. Now have they ruled
Speaker 1: Lamar out yet or now? Because I am heading up
Speaker 1: to Maine, so I won't know this stuff. I don't
Speaker 1: here we go with the may definitely play. I don't
Speaker 1: have internet, and I don't know if he's going to play.
Speaker 1: I would say right now, doubtful that he's going. It's unlikely.
Speaker 1: But he hasn't been ruled. He has no contract. He
Speaker 1: didn't have a contract, right he's not playing. No he
Speaker 1: don't want to even if he's healthy. Even if he's healthy,
Speaker 1: he's not playing. Don't you guys have way less faith
Speaker 1: in Lamar than I. Here we go. By the way,
Speaker 1: the most profitable quarterback against this spread is Joe Burrow
Speaker 1: since just let you know, uh, what else do you have?
Speaker 1: Claire Banals minus State and a half and then the
Speaker 1: Cowboys minus the two and a half bold all one units.
Speaker 1: I'm not a Tom Brady guy, you know that, although
Speaker 1: I was an Aaron Rodgers guy, and I think I'm
Speaker 1: getting off that sinking ship. I can't believe that ship happened.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I can't believe the Lions game.
Speaker 1: Son of a bit. Yeah, neither one of the excuse me, Aaron,
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady can't throw the ball down
Speaker 1: the field. You see Aaron Rodgers when he tries to
Speaker 1: throw a four yard pass, it has to go fifteen
Speaker 1: yards in the air. And you tried throwing a football.
Speaker 1: He's learning in the last six years, don't throw long.
Speaker 1: He just throws a little six yard house. That's always
Speaker 1: gonna do all day. And that's what the NFL is
Speaker 1: tries to pick. I hope he tries to pick on
Speaker 1: the Cowboys defensive back, so they're gonna pick him off. Well,
Speaker 1: he picked on the Carolina defensive backs with Mike Evans
Speaker 1: and he was able. Having By the way, the Cowboys
Speaker 1: last one a road playoff game Lord January nine three.
Speaker 1: That was Troy Aikman against Steve Young. I was like, yesterday, Yes, Marv.
Speaker 1: Two of the people in his room weren't born. That's
Speaker 1: your day. Ray and Dylan weren't born. I was negative
Speaker 1: to Okay, weren't even a thought in your daddy's head. Still,
Speaker 1: I'm not that's the degenerate gamblay at their dad. It's
Speaker 1: as we on that. It's fucking golf season is in
Speaker 1: full swing. Oh I lost my two bets. I lost
Speaker 1: some jam and last week, so I'm coming back. JJ
Speaker 1: spawned tied fifth last week in Hawaii, and we're in
Speaker 1: Hawaii again and I'm sticking with some jay top five
Speaker 1: plus three hundred any additions, subtractions, corrections. I took the
Speaker 1: over for a unit for Burrow and t DS, but
Speaker 1: I took the under. All my all my bets are
Speaker 1: one year. Say this thing. You're playing safe. I'm playing safe,
Speaker 1: but I put a lot on the sheet though, bad
Speaker 1: Larry's I mean this is aggressive for you. It's desperation, Dan,
Speaker 1: what's not desperation because we started over? So this is
Speaker 1: all zero. I'm the favorite right now here in one world.
Speaker 1: You're not the favorite, Larry. That's like being like the
Speaker 1: Giants are favorites to win the Super Bowl. Wait, what
Speaker 1: bad Larry is the giants of this group in this
Speaker 1: in this postseason? Yeah, Larry's Danny Dimes. Wow, I think
Speaker 1: bad Larry Tyler Thomson. I think bad Larry. You know
Speaker 1: I would put him up there. I'm not writing him off.
Speaker 1: You know, bad Larry might be Joe Burrow. Wow, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have Okay, okay, hold on, if I was going
Speaker 1: to attach quarterbacks to you guys in the playoffs, because
Speaker 1: I guess you would be mahomes Ian Dylan, come on,
Speaker 1: I'll take that. I was gonna say, Lamar Jackson because
Speaker 1: I'd rather just sit out if I give you. If
Speaker 1: I get bad Larry, Tony Romo, if I get bad Larry,
Speaker 1: Joe Burrow, who who would I your Kirk cousins? Actually? Uh, Dylan, Like,
Speaker 1: I can't let you be mahomes In just because you're
Speaker 1: leading what about Josh Allen. Yeah, you guys have the
Speaker 1: best year either. That's a good point. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you Justin Herbert that young gun. Yeah, young
Speaker 1: guy potential and uh yeah, big arm, Yeah you got
Speaker 1: a big arm, great hair bat, Larry, are you okay
Speaker 1: with Joe Burrow? I love Joe Barrow? Yeah, okay, although
Speaker 1: I actually like I like the Chargers and I like Herbert.
Speaker 1: In this playoff, I think, uh, I think they're gonna
Speaker 1: surprise some people. What does that mean, Larry? I have
Speaker 1: them in the over in my four unit teaser. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but but that's have them straight up. But that's what
Speaker 1: analysts do. They go, boy, that team they could surprise you. Well, no, ship,
Speaker 1: it's the playoffs. No, I'm surprised that gave Dylan the
Speaker 1: Joe Burrows pick. I'm not talking about the football thing.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Joe Barrows being Dylan. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: he kind of like Joe Burrows. No, I don't really
Speaker 1: like it Burrows. It's Burrow, and I gave Dylan Justin
Speaker 1: Herbert the charge your quarterback, like I'm talking about. I
Speaker 1: like that. I like that. You sound confused. You just
Speaker 1: said Joe Burrow and then you called him Joe Burrows
Speaker 1: and then you said you gave Dylan Joe Burrows. I
Speaker 1: was a little confused. Are you drinking not yet? Really
Speaker 1: you should have said yes, you should have. Oh, here
Speaker 1: we go like him. He's doing with some lady in
Speaker 1: a cor driving with an open container. Yeah. Yeah, pumpkin regatta.
Speaker 1: Hammered to death. Yeah, you're you're doing the pumpkin regatta.
Speaker 1: The boys are here waiting for you though, Larry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a pumpkin regott in the Housatonic River
Speaker 1: when you get here after we finished drink. Is that
Speaker 1: how we get Larry here? We're if we do a regatta,
Speaker 1: we're doing a regatto area. Yeah, you want to come
Speaker 1: in for the pumpkin regatta. Dan, You don't know how
Speaker 1: close I was to be in there today, but you're
Speaker 1: not here. Yeah, what do you Two days ago I
Speaker 1: was gonna be there, but you're not. And then they're
Speaker 1: my wife and Casey got an invitation for dinner tonight, dealer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she needs to come. They're both common. When I come,
Speaker 1: they're both common. Jesus Christ. Larry back to the hotel
Speaker 1: room thing again, Larry, why can't you come up on
Speaker 1: your own and then they would join you up. I said,
Speaker 1: I would take the train up and they can drive
Speaker 1: up tomorrow, will just continue into one car to Maine.
Speaker 1: And they shot that idea. Dan. You know they want
Speaker 1: to spend that time with me. Danny, I do not
Speaker 1: believe that for a goddamn second. I'm just speaking the truth. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Uh, well, good luck, save travels at another
Speaker 1: pumpkin regatta or whatever. This is, No, this is not
Speaker 1: this is Uh, the son and daughter in lawa going
Speaker 1: San Antonio, Texas or something for some conference. So we're
Speaker 1: just going to see the grandkids. Okay. It sounds like
Speaker 1: you're traversing a lot of popular drug smuggling roots in
Speaker 1: a pretty regular basis. Larry, the Northwest Corridor, just hammering
Speaker 1: that week after week. Larry's Larry doesn't do that again.
Speaker 1: Larry just drinks budwet and that's it. He doesn't do
Speaker 1: anything else. Well, I did not say he's doing it.
Speaker 1: But no, Larry, no walking there whatever that big mountain is.
Speaker 1: I don't even know the name of the mountain up
Speaker 1: there anymore. I'm not climbing him. White Mountains, Appalachian trail
Speaker 1: and trail or whatever. Now I'm not doing that, Cata
Speaker 1: Hot And what the hell did you just say some
Speaker 1: big trail up there? Yeah? The podcast, Shay and Irving Podcast. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and Larry David and they didn't make it up to
Speaker 1: I mean SPF one. He won the whole damn thing.
Speaker 1: But no, there was an elimination round. Now what's coming
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Speaker 1: h a E. S h e A just like the
Speaker 1: butter Danny in the stadium. The reason why I say
Speaker 1: s h A E is because Ray every week spells
Speaker 1: your motherfucker a little flavor on that. It's it's s
Speaker 1: s h E. A clearly not Irish ray but but
Speaker 1: Picture Day Ray would always spell it that way. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not my my strong supero. Neither is math. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it. Set round of applause Jill when he didn't,
Speaker 1: and we will talk to you next week and have
Speaker 1: a great weekend.