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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is

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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewil Show is here.

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Speaker 1: Get your butt at the front door. We are super

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Speaker 1: villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it in style. It's time for the best ready go

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Speaker 1: you've heard in a while, the Jews Show. It's today

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Speaker 1: going to be the day where you're holding the burbon

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Speaker 1: nobody knows about it, or the day where you're holding

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Speaker 1: the burpen. Then it comes out as a part everybody hears.

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Speaker 1: It is gonna be good or bad. You'll find out

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Speaker 1: right now. With Alex's daily vibrations easy super easy fart jokes,

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Speaker 1: I like them. I'm an expert with those. You are.

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Speaker 1: It is that time, you guys, closed raise your vibration.

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Speaker 1: I'll be doing your daily one card Tarot draw. That

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Speaker 1: means that I'm gonna pull one card from my favorite

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Speaker 1: tarot deck at the moment and give you insight for

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Speaker 1: your name. Okay, whatever card comes up is a message

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Speaker 1: and see what you can do to manifest a more

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Speaker 1: positive outcome for your future. And while I'm shuffling this

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Speaker 1: for yourself, possibly maybe that you want more clarity on. Okay,

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Speaker 1: could be cold, yeah, could be with anything, could be

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Speaker 1: with work, family, um, hobby, is whatever? Cool? All right, Alex,

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Speaker 1: shuffling the deck, shuffle up, shuffle it up, chef alone.

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Speaker 1: It wouldn't be distracting if we got a clip of

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, oh is that one? Yeah, potty rock

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Speaker 1: pot rook. That's what they say. Shuffling right, keep a

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Speaker 1: shuffle one of the guys. Doo doo doo doo doo doo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is. How about this, Keep shuffling the cards.

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Speaker 1: I can do your thing. I'm going to look for

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Speaker 1: that song. That's that I just fully derailed us on.

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Speaker 1: We'll get the reading and then i'll see if I

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Speaker 1: can figure out that song. Sorry about that? Yeah, carry on.

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Speaker 1: I've shuffled enough. God, I need to shut up. Let's

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Speaker 1: forget jubile for a sec. Suffled enough, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: show my married I got the card. It is the

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Speaker 1: Ace of Pentacles. Oh that's a big one. Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 1: The aces represent new beginnings. There's four of them total

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Speaker 1: in a tarot deck, and pentacles rules finances instability. So

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Speaker 1: look at the Ace of Pentacles as a green light

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Speaker 1: to manifesting your goals, as it marks the initial stages

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Speaker 1: of the suit that rules abundance. Right Like, some of

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Speaker 1: you may feel hesitant about moving forward with an opportunity

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Speaker 1: that relates to finances or business where you catch yourself

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Speaker 1: I recommend to not move forward until you're totally ready.

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Speaker 1: So assess, like how feasible your ideas with the potential

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Speaker 1: outcomes to figure out if this is meant for you

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Speaker 1: or not. Okay. This could also be a warning that

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Speaker 1: a financial opportunity like a pay raise or a loan

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Speaker 1: So that's I mean as a saying goes like, don't

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Speaker 1: count your chickens before they hatch. So just an expectation

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Speaker 1: with yourself. Keep your thoughts and feelings positive as much

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Speaker 1: as possible to be able to raise a vibration. Right Hey,

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Speaker 1: the vibration raise all the otherwise we're not gonna be

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Speaker 1: able to raise a vibration. Just in case anyone's dumb

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Speaker 1: like me and a jiky three months to learn what

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Speaker 1: manifest means? What does that mean? Again? Whatever you want

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Speaker 1: not going to happen. Right, cool, Like when you wanted

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Speaker 1: to learn what the word manifest meant, right, did you?

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Speaker 1: Did you believe that you could learn it? Not at first? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I know it. But they go every day, I'm shuffling

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Speaker 1: do it. It sounds like a spin class. Yeah all right,

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Speaker 1: know what it was like. I can't wait that long.

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Speaker 1: Where you can follow the show on social media. At

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dress, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan the radio, the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another

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Speaker 1: Jubil phone frame weekday mornings. Hello, I don't know, I'm

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Speaker 1: an Animism. Yes? Is this Christie from dance School? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I can't. I can't right now, I can't. I can't.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You can't take over. Kelly. This is Brittany's parents,

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Speaker 1: Kelly and Greg Britney's mom and dad. Hi, Kelly, Hi Greg.

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Speaker 1: I know you've never spoken, but Greg, Greg doesn't I mean,

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Speaker 1: he always has something to say. I'm practicing. If you

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Speaker 1: talking about. But if there is there something wrong with Brittany,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to take charge. We happen to be the

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Speaker 1: mother and father and brother of Brittany who dances at

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Speaker 1: your school, who didn't get a scholarship yet again, and

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Speaker 1: we do everything as a family. So we're all on

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Speaker 1: ask what's going on? That is what is going on?

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Speaker 1: And now you can explain. I hope it's a good

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Speaker 1: forgot Okay, how did y'll get my number? Did the

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Speaker 1: the internet. Yeah, yeah, he found as I'm good with

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Speaker 1: and she's just like she is very good at dance.

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Speaker 1: gonna stick up for our britt britt Yep, you teach

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Speaker 1: she continuously does not make the scholarship. Andy, you've got

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Speaker 1: all three of us, because the do things as a family, right, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: That is a completely different case and that had nothing

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Speaker 1: Since you guys are upset that she didn't get a scholarship,

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Speaker 1: But honestly, I'm not targeting Brittany. We do not target

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Speaker 1: our students. Everyone is treated barely, but I cannot give

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Speaker 1: to go ahead and say it. You guys, Do I

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Speaker 1: have the family's approval? Yes, yes, I do. I have

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Speaker 1: the approval of my family to let you know that

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Speaker 1: dance performance, then we will reveal our blackmail to the world.

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Speaker 1: We have blackmail on you, and we've been following you.

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Speaker 1: What blackmail, Well, we hired a private investigator and we've

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Speaker 1: been having him follow you around and he has quite

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Speaker 1: His name is Thomas, and he's really good at his job.

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Speaker 1: And we've got pictures of everything in videos. We have

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Speaker 1: then go get a smoothie and go home. And let's

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Speaker 1: Talk about the smoothie? Yeah, should we talk about the smoothie?

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Speaker 1: talk about it? What's wrong with you. So you think

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Speaker 1: please do it. Please go to her and share these pictures.

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Speaker 1: That would be great. But if I can't wait to

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Then how about that? What this is

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Speaker 1: This is Jewel, This is Alex and your coworker Ronica

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Speaker 1: you constantly get emails from this one family who's mad

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Speaker 1: War of the Roses only on the Jewil Show. Hunter

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Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater. Apparently he thinks that his

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Speaker 1: much like CSI because he's it looks like it's kind

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Speaker 1: toilet seat was up. All right, I have eleven hour shift.

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Speaker 1: How is the toilet seat still up? Either? And she

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Speaker 1: It has to be. It has to be. Look, I know,

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Speaker 1: hot girl. The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 1: Faster Cactus Blast. What's up? Faster Cactus Blast. That sounds

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Speaker 1: is our hit song, poke it if you want it,

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Speaker 1: you want it. Faster Cactus Blast in windows? All right,

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Speaker 1: faster cactus Oh my gosh, Well, what's uh? What's your

424
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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? All right? So I have I'll be honest,

425
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Speaker 1: I have a little bit of a guilty conscious on

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Speaker 1: this one. Like you don't sound like in the band

427
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Speaker 1: faster Cactus Blast at all. I can rep it up.

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Speaker 1: The bassist bassists are always chill, right, yeah, okay, you're

429
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Speaker 1: the basis. So your dirty little secret you're saying you

430
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Speaker 1: think we're gonna judge you. Yeah, I if you could

431
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Speaker 1: not judge me too hard on this one, Like I

432
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Speaker 1: feel like it's either really bad or not that bad,

433
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Speaker 1: and I'm not. We do have a saying here. Yeah,

434
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Speaker 1: it's a good thing you came to the Jewel Show

435
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Speaker 1: because our motto is we don't judge you and unless

436
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Speaker 1: you need to be judged, So we'll be the judge

437
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:45,119
Speaker 1: if you need to be judging up. All right, all right,

438
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: thanks guys. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna tell you guys. Now, okay,

439
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: all right, so you know how they just have to

440
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Speaker 1: go orders and they'll just leave them out and you

441
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Speaker 1: can kind of just run up up. Yeah, thank your order. Well, yeah,

442
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Speaker 1: I just do that. I'll run up. I'll take it.

443
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: I don't care what it is. You'll run up. That's

444
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 1: a suspicious somebody coming up and running and grabbing a

445
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Speaker 1: Starbuck drink and then running out. I think it's pretty

446
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: obvious youbody stole something like stuff that guy. Yeah, it's

447
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 1: more of a figure of speech, like I just walk up,

448
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Speaker 1: take it. I'm just trying to walk out. Well, whatever

449
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: drink it has anyone ever said like that guy has

450
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Speaker 1: my drink? Not that I've noticed but you know, I

451
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Speaker 1: usually just kind of I want to walk out. I've

452
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Speaker 1: actually wondered that about the online orders I have too,

453
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Speaker 1: because actually they don't keep them behind the counter a

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Speaker 1: lot of times, like they just are sitting there, Yeah,

455
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Speaker 1: and anybody can come grab it. Like the receipt of

456
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Speaker 1: the name of the person is like on the counter

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Speaker 1: with it, so it's like, yeah, I'm Ben. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what I do. Like whenever I go up and I

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Speaker 1: see an employee, i just look down at the receipt

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, I'm Ben Duds. It's kind of

461
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Speaker 1: exciting because it's robbery. Yeah, and that's you know, that

462
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: gets your blood flowing. Yeah. And then also it's like

463
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Speaker 1: a prize. You don't know what drink you're getting, so

464
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Speaker 1: you just go in and who knows what you're gonna get.

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Speaker 1: It's fun. I wonder if that's why Starbucks takes along,

466
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Speaker 1: because I feel like, remake so many probably so many

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Speaker 1: people's orders that got stolen. Yeah, actually text in four

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Speaker 1: or six one. Do you do this too? Because I

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Speaker 1: guarantee a lot of people do this. Yes, your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, but it's also I think a lot of

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Speaker 1: other people's dirty little secrets. Well, I mean it's nice

472
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Speaker 1: to share something with everyone. Have you ever gotten a

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Speaker 1: drink you didn't want? Like a medicine bowl, a medicine bow?

474
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Speaker 1: That Starbucks? Yes, that saw Bucks. He's a drink that

475
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Speaker 1: you can get like if you're not feeling too well.

476
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Speaker 1: It's called like lemon in it and stuff and that's

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Speaker 1: a sciences Oh okay, I didn't know that. I want

478
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Speaker 1: to get a bad brink. I just throw it out

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Speaker 1: and leave. God, that Ben guy has terrible taste. That well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for telling us your dirty little secret man. Thanks then,

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Speaker 1: Jubil Show on Demand. Welcome to the I n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: The news or Friday, January seventh, twenty twenty two. I'm

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Speaker 1: Jewell Fresh, and here's a completely innocent headline for a

485
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Speaker 1: news story, and I want you to try not to

486
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Speaker 1: make it dirty in your head. Here we go. Who

487
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Speaker 1: wants to drive the Nutmobile? Well, if you want to

488
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Speaker 1: drive the nutmobile, then have I got a story for you.

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Speaker 1: We'll find out about the Nutmobile in just a minute.

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Speaker 1: But first let's meet the idiots. Okay, um, Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh. Rustler did something a couple of days ago. Okay,

492
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Speaker 1: and I'm English Evan. And one woman's revenge on her

493
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Speaker 1: ex is going viral for being a little fishy? All

494
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Speaker 1: right with her? About those stories in just a second

495
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Speaker 1: before your first start of the day. In the i

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Speaker 1: N the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news, they report the news. If you want to

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Speaker 1: drive the Nutmobile, I do? All right, you do? Yeah?

499
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Speaker 1: I don't mind driving the Nutmobile. Yeah, are freaking nasty. Well,

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Speaker 1: Planters is looking to hire three new people to drive

501
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Speaker 1: around It's Nutmobile. You've got to be kidding, name like

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Speaker 1: a Wienermobile black. I mean, come on, those two should

503
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Speaker 1: drive together and that would be amazing in the Utmobile. Hello.

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00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: The job starts in July and you have to commit

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Speaker 1: to a full year of driving all over the country.

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Speaker 1: You're also not just a driver if you want the job.

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Speaker 1: It involves planning events at different stops around the country

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Speaker 1: and performing in character and in costume. And you have

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Speaker 1: to also be respectful of the position. I'm adding this,

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Speaker 1: and you can't use it in bars to pick up

511
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Speaker 1: ladies like, hey, you want to check out the Nutmobile.

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Speaker 1: That's rude and can get you in a lot of

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Speaker 1: trouble anyway, it's not clear way it pays, but it

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Speaker 1: is forty hours a week, and they say the ideal

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Speaker 1: candidate will be a recent college graduate with a degree

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Speaker 1: in sales and marketing, strong communication skills, an appetite for adventure,

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Speaker 1: and of course, a val driver's license. If you want

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Speaker 1: to drive the Nutmobile for a living, go to be

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Speaker 1: a peanutter dot com. Oh okay, it got worse. You

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Speaker 1: need a degree to drive the Nutmobile? Did you get

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Speaker 1: a Peanutter? Oh? I did get I didn't say anything. Well,

522
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Speaker 1: you dying over there, And it's the news story ever

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Speaker 1: that you probably made, not in a sense. This is

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Speaker 1: the I n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots

525
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. For our next story, let's

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Speaker 1: send it over to Alex Frey, who was currently on

527
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Speaker 1: location in the boardroom planning out her new hot metmobile.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know him in the ring at an a

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Speaker 1: e W Ring. Okay, it's kind of like WWE, but

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Speaker 1: probably not as good. Yeah, alright, a E W Star

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Speaker 1: Ray Phoenix suffered a really bad injury on Wednesday night

532
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Speaker 1: because of Lucasaurus lucas Okay, what a night he threw

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Speaker 1: him like on one of those tables right where they break.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but he kind of scremb a little too

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Speaker 1: far and he freaking broke's arm. Like it was like

536
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Speaker 1: like so far, like disgusting, like the wrong way, like

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Speaker 1: oh my god. He wanted to try and catch himself right,

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Speaker 1: but he thought he wasn't hit the table, and he

539
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Speaker 1: hit the ground. As a kid, I used to love

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Speaker 1: wrestling until I went to a wrestling match and then

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Speaker 1: it kind of like slowly died out for me. Not

542
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Speaker 1: because of the wrestling, but because the people around me

543
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: kept farting. So much memory I have from it was

544
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: being like, oh my god. I was no friend. I

545
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: was like, this is so gross. Are you kidding? Once

546
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Speaker 1: I found out it was fake, really fake, I was like, man, yeah,

547
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: through that, but it's really not. It's they get hurt.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's fake, but they also do have to

549
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: do some yil moves. But yeah, I like it's impressive.

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Speaker 1: This is the I N and the Idiot and news

551
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: network where idiots aren't just in the news. For next

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Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: English Evan, who's with someone who's getting revenge on their ex. Yes, mobile,

554
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Speaker 1: I wish I was in the field, but no, I'm

555
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Speaker 1: with a woman whose video has gone viral on TikTok

556
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: with the caption my toxic trait is that I post

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00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: a raw fish through my ex's letterbox every day. And

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00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: the video actually shows her posting the dead fish through

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Speaker 1: the ex's letter box. And she has done this every

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Speaker 1: day since she posted the video. Email box. Yeah, real quick,

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Speaker 1: I got to do a little bit of English to

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Speaker 1: American translation there. Oh when English evans said posts it

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Speaker 1: in a letterbox, what he meant was he puts it

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Speaker 1: in her mailbox. Okay, okay. I was like, did she

565
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Speaker 1: take a picture or a video like through email? I

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Speaker 1: didn't even know that was wrong. Yeah, letter box? Oh,

567
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: my bad? Puts it in right, puts it in the mailbox.

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00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: I said, posts in a letter box. You said, posts

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Speaker 1: it in the letterbox, my hosts. Sounds much more regal, though,

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00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: and I say it that it does America. When you

571
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Speaker 1: have a butler, everything sounds more real. My bad, My bad.

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00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: I should have said, puts the hamburger through her mailbox,

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Speaker 1: puts or whatever in the mailbox, right, just yeah, say

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Speaker 1: it one more time. But as an American Okay, here

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Speaker 1: we go. What toxic trade is that, I'll put it

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Speaker 1: in her malebox like that, what in her mailbox? Put

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Speaker 1: the raw fish? Where in her mailbox? Yeah, that's way

578
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: bad understood that complete with your beer that you start

579
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: to grow out actually look Southern with your fake American accent.

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Speaker 1: That's a camel. That's a camel. That is a camel.

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Speaker 1: That's a camel who's currently putting a raw fish in

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Speaker 1: a mailbox in America and making that sound. And that

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Speaker 1: means the I N and it's done for the day.

584
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: Is the I n N the idiot news network where

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00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report to tune

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Speaker 1: in tomorrow seven time for another hard hitting report from

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Speaker 1: the I n N. Remember you can follow us on

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00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: social media at the Jewil Show. You can follow all

589
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,719
Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh at that, I'm

590
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: at Evan on the radio, the Jewbil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbil phone frame day mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hello,

592
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: this is Gili Flu and there was looking for Sarah.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what was your name again? My name is

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00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: Gili Flu looking for Sarah for a French lesson Sarah

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yes, I'm so embarrassed. I thought your

596
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: name was guy. Absolutely easy, common mistake, easy pleasure to

597
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: make you quaint ends. You'm so happy to yes, my

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Speaker 1: name m Sarah. Your sister who hired me to give

599
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: you the French lessons. She oh, say you are wanting

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Speaker 1: to learn the language you have left because you have

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Speaker 1: a trip to Fans coming up soon. Yes, that's right.

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00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: It is just wondering what you would like to focus

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Speaker 1: on for the French lessons. Um. Yeah, I mean just

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Speaker 1: the basic conversational stuff. You know. My sister said, she

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Speaker 1: just kind of got us the basics, so I just

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Speaker 1: want to stick to those. Okay, Well listen you started first.

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00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: You're wondering how what say hello, goodbye, I love you?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, like hello, yeah, Like I don't want to

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Speaker 1: just be like, oh there she is the American you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, you know, yes, perhaps you

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Speaker 1: have hard term you are before. Yes, that is the

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00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: casual way to say hello. It is a way to

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Speaker 1: say hello. It is actually very disrespect full if you

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00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: are in France in most people do not know this.

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00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: So I teach you maybe the way to say hello respectful.

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Speaker 1: So I will teach you the correct bone la flu

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Speaker 1: la uliazule la flu la l fla. There is um

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Speaker 1: boneue la flu la joule la flora. Wonderfully as you

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Speaker 1: nailed it the first time, there is potential for you

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Speaker 1: to really master the language, at least the basics before

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Speaker 1: you take your trip to France. So I'm just wondering,

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Speaker 1: like because I have watched some French movies to kind

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Speaker 1: of prepare, and I have not heard this kind of introduction.

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00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: So it's just like from a special part of France.

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Speaker 1: Or is the language in the cinema is not factual

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Speaker 1: for the actual French language speaking of the movie to

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Speaker 1: ask a where the movie theater is quite simple. So

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Speaker 1: if you're walking down this street and you see someone,

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Speaker 1: then you say rule vous vami, vous vami, excuse me? Listen, dude,

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Speaker 1: literally means do you want to go to bed or

631
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: speak with me? And I can't believe your encouraging women

632
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 1: to say that. I don't know where my sister found you,

633
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: but you're brought and we will get our money back

634
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,919
Speaker 1: with these lessons. You can bet on that. Okay, Well,

635
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,919
Speaker 1: I think it will be impossible because you never paid

636
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: any money for the lesson. Because this is a brank

637
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: phone call. Oh what did you just say? Oh this

638
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,879
Speaker 1: is actually Jubil from The Jewil Show doing a phone

639
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: prank on you, and your sister Gwen said, you have

640
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: it's a joke. I was sold alright, freak out. Oh

641
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I just said that, Bob again. Oh

642
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: my god. Radio. Yeah, your sister said that you guys

643
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: are taking a trip to France soon and wanted me

644
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 1: to be your language instructor. Do not try to I

645
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: didn't even know if I actually had an actual word,

646
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 1: So go ahead and try to repeat whatever I said,

647
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: and I don't think I'll get you anywhere. You guys

648
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,720
Speaker 1: are ridiculous. I was ridiculous. The Jebel Show on demand

649
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: first day follow up might be a first first Juble

650
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: Show time for your first date follow up. And we've

651
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: done first date follow ups for all kinds of people.

652
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: They haven't gotten a callback from a date that they

653
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:26,919
Speaker 1: went on and we called a person and we're like, hey, man,

654
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: why are you calling them back? And then they say

655
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: something and then we're talking. You know, you know how

656
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: it goes. Anyway, We've done it with all kinds of people.

657
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: We've done it with heterosexual couples. We've done it with

658
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: polyamorous couples, we've done it with same sex couples, everyone,

659
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: but we've never done one with a thespian apian. It's

660
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: an actor actor, oh in the theater, Like what is that?

661
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: But do we have a thespian on the phone apparently

662
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 1: who's not getting a callback from a date that he

663
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,359
Speaker 1: went on. And I'm gonna guess that he's gonna be

664
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,240
Speaker 1: very dramatic about it, but I don't know that for sure. Marcus,

665
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: was that man? How are you? Hey? How's it going? Guys? Good? Good? Um?

666
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 1: All right, Marcus, before we get into everything, how long

667
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 1: ago was your date? Uh? Date? Probably about the nine

668
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: nine days ago, about a week and a half ago.

669
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: What's the name of the person that you went out with?

670
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 1: Her name is Emily? Emily? All right? So how long

671
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: has it been since you heard from Emily? About nine

672
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: days but she stopped calling you right away. And how

673
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 1: many times have you reached out to try to get

674
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: a hold of her. Um, I've reached out to her

675
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: a couple of times. I haven't heard back yet. I

676
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: don't know. She did say that she has a pretty

677
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: busy schedule, so I just uh, you know, I just yeah,

678
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw it out there a couple of times.

679
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 1: But I just figured maybe maybe coming through you guys again,

680
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 1: would would maybe you know, kick start something here. Okay,

681
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can help you out. So exactly

682
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: what was your date? Well, um, you know, I thought

683
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: it would be a good idea to do something a

684
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 1: little non traditionally. I didn't want to do the classic

685
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: dinner in the movie, very very very tropy type of things.

686
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 1: As you've already pointed it out. Yes, I am an actor.

687
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: I performed with a small community theater group and our

688
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: most recent show was Shakespeare's Macbeth. Oh uh, my invited

689
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: her to the play I was. I was the king

690
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 1: in the show, and I wanted her to see uh,

691
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: to see me perform and to see the group, the company,

692
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 1: my friends and all that. And I figured it would

693
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 1: be nice and she could kind of get a sense

694
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: of who I was, and she could get to know

695
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: me a little bit through watching me on stage of

696
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: the theater. So she would have to sit by herself. Well,

697
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: you know, I saved her. I saved her tickets with

698
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: the with all the other friends and girlfriends and boyfriends,

699
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 1: of everyone else in the cast. Yeah, she had to

700
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 1: pretty much meet the family. Oh my goodness. But yeah,

701
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: so she came to the show. We hung out afterwards.

702
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I haven't really heard too much from

703
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: her since. How was the afterward hangout? It was pretty cool?

704
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: Uh you know, you know, I guess she she came

705
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 1: to the show. She came. I showed her around backstage

706
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: a little bit like her a little too of the theater.

707
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: After the play, she came back up and uh, et cetera,

708
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: et cetera. You know, did the whole congratulations and all that,

709
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,839
Speaker 1: and then I invited her to our little traditional after

710
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: party with with our group. But we went to the

711
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 1: Denny's and you know, we all said kind of dissected

712
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: the show afterwards. Uh yeah, Denny's is great. You know,

713
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: they have the booths that are big enough for all

714
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: of us to hang out. And what about her, Um, yeah,

715
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: you know, on reflection, I think maybe that's probably not

716
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: the best way to have her get to know me.

717
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: We didn't really have a whole lot of time one

718
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: on one. Maybe she thinks I was full of myself

719
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: or putting on another show. I don't know, right right, Yeah, yeah,

720
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 1: make you feel like you know anything about her other

721
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: than a name. Um, well, I remember her mother's name

722
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,879
Speaker 1: is Karen. I thought that was kind of funny. All right, yeah,

723
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna Normally that would be like, is there anything

724
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: else that happened that you think it could? But in

725
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: this instance, I think you just made a very bad

726
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: decision on how to have the date, you know, And

727
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: did she just stopped talking to you after that date? Well,

728
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: you know, I sent her a text thank of her

729
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: for coming out, she said, of course, and that it

730
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: was very interesting. Oh damn, yeah, that doesn't sound like

731
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: I We'll see you later. I really enjoyed myself. And

732
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: was that the last time that you talked to her

733
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: or that you reach out her? Yeah, that's that's the

734
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: last time that I heard back from her. And you

735
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: really the play Macbeth. You guys are performing it, but

736
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: Mambeth is in space. Macbeth in space? Absolutely, I don't

737
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 1: know what that means, Like that's mental. All right, Well,

738
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,399
Speaker 1: well play a song, come back and then call her

739
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 1: and find out why she isn't calling you back and

740
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: see if we can get you another date. Okay, thank you,

741
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do write her for this in your

742
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: first day follow up. It's a jewel show if you're

743
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: just joining us. First Day's first Day follow Us follow up.

744
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: Marcus isn't getting a call back from a woman named Emily.

745
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: He kind of went on a date with her anyway.

746
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,959
Speaker 1: Marcus performs in the Theater Group, a local theater group,

747
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: and they were putting on a performance of Shakespeare's Macbeth,

748
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: although Macbeth was in space, which is kind of a

749
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 1: cool twist on it, and he invited Emily to come

750
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 1: out to the show just by herself. She sat with

751
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: his cast mates, significant others and whatever family members, and

752
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: then after the show they went to Denny's together with

753
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: the whole crew and he and hung out, and he

754
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: said he thought it w wasn't great, but also now

755
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: that he thinks about it, realizes he kind of just

756
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: invited her to watch him do a show and then

757
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 1: hang out and talk about the show after, and probably

758
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 1: not the best date because she hasn't called him ever

759
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 1: since then. So we're about to call Emily right now

760
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure out why she's not

761
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: calling Marcus back. And I promise not to be so

762
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 1: annoying when we call her. Okay, Marcus. Here we go.

763
00:40:48,560 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 1: I'm in a dollar phone him right now. Hello, hark

764
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: zouist Emily. Yes, I'm Emily, Emily. It has been a

765
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: fortnight since we spoke. Who is this? Who are any

766
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 1: of us? This is what I say? Um, I'm sorry,

767
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if you have to write Emily Emily high.

768
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,399
Speaker 1: This is the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel Show.

769
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 1: Mine's Alex, Mind's English Evan. Oh oh oh? Is this

770
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: about my follow up first date submission? Because I went

771
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: on a date with Nick and he doesn't call me back,

772
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: and I was kind of hoping that you could call

773
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: him and find out. Um. Oh, oh yeah, it's a

774
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: first day follow up. Um, but it's not. We're not

775
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: calling to like talk to you about your submission. No,

776
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: you submitted for a first day follow up. Um. Yeah,

777
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: I emailed you guys a couple of weeks ago because

778
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: they went out with this guy named Nick, and I

779
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:08,800
Speaker 1: wanted to do her first date follow up. Oh oh dear, Okay, well,

780
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 1: how the tables have turned dramatic? What do you mean?

781
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: What I mean is no, we're not calling you to

782
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: check in on the first date follow up that you

783
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:22,720
Speaker 1: wanted to do with a dude named Nick. We mean, right, yeah,

784
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: you might know. Yeah, we're calling you because somebody emailed

785
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 1: us about you? Oh about me? Yeah? Any any idea

786
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: who would email us who you've been on a date

787
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: with recently other than Nick that has been trying to

788
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: get ahold of you that you've ghosted this. It's not

789
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: that seater guy, is it? Well, well, comment seater guys

790
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 1: who've been out with? Did you not gather from jubil

791
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: i thou art? Oh god? Marcus? Right? Yeah, yes, Marcus.

792
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: Marcus emailed us, told us about your date, said that

793
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: he really treasured his time with you and would love

794
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 1: to see you again. But you're not calling him back,

795
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: and we're calling you to ask why. M Yeah, this

796
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: Marcus guy really, Um, he chose a really strange first date. Um,

797
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: we didn't get to talk that much. He told us

798
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: all about it. He invited you out to watch him

799
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: and in a play, and then after that hung out

800
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: with his theater buddies and talked about theater and stuff.

801
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: And we also said to him, hey, probably not the

802
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: best idea. You didn't even really get a chance to

803
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: talk to Emily, and also could have seemed full of

804
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: yourself like come check me out on the stage. Is

805
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: that what happened? Is that? Why? Yeah? Yeah, that was

806
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: part of it that, you know, it was like I

807
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:50,760
Speaker 1: didn't even get to have a dat really. But also

808
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: I mean during the actual performance, he was just not

809
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: that good. Oh he was actually bad on the stage. Yeah.

810
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: I mean it was set in space and it was

811
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: just really cringey and awkward. We were wondering how the

812
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 1: space thing was going to work. Yeah, no, no, no,

813
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 1: this show is why communities theater gets a bad rap.

814
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 1: And then oh my gosh, and then the after party

815
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: at Denny's was with all his theater friends, and you know,

816
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 1: he was just trying to get compliments from them and

817
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 1: from other people, and it's just like, why I could

818
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: have not been there and it would have been the same. Okay, wow,

819
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: that does not sound like so bad play and bad date.

820
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: Everything about it not good. Yeah, it's just like being

821
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: our own weird theater people all the time. It's just no,

822
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: theater people are weird. They're just they're just creative types.

823
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: It's just, you know, we're just not afraid to be ourselves.

824
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: And I just thought that that would be a good

825
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: environment for a date to just see people as they

826
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: actually are, instead of trying to put on the show

827
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: of being impressive or trying to paint by numbers and

828
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: check all the tinder boxes. I just thought it would

829
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: be a good time. Oh so you weren't trying to

830
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: be impressive, No, I just I just wanted you to

831
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 1: get to know me, that's all. Uh huh, you know,

832
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It was just way too pretentious. I mean, yeah, yeah,

833
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: I can't believe that you thought it was pretentious. It's yes,

834
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: it's certainly one of the kinds. We're just re envisioning

835
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 1: a classic, you know, with the with the space sets.

836
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: You know, it's it's a it's a subtle commentary nuance

837
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: of today's society and how everything is literal reach put

838
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: out of our grasp. Luc has calmed down. You share

839
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: as eater that the next day is going to be

840
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: used by an elementary for their seasonal recitals. You're not

841
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: on Broadway, my friends. You just on a one way

842
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: road down to the delusional counts. Okay, Oh, just because

843
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: we're passionate about something, you know, it's it's not you.

844
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: You're You're I really I really hope you find something

845
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: that you're as passionate about I really do, and I

846
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 1: really thought that, you know, that could have been a

847
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: good chance for us to to kind of connect. You

848
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: didn't talk to me. You didn't even talk to me

849
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: that much. How can I connect with someone who doesn't

850
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: even talk to me? It smelled like you were exactly

851
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: extrovert of yourself. You weren't really trying to put in

852
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 1: to too much of an effort to really fit in

853
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: either yourself. Marcus, you did put her in a very

854
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable position. I mean, it would be hard to

855
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: keep up with a group of theater people right after

856
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: the show brought her if I didn't think she had

857
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,959
Speaker 1: the potential to engage and be interactive. And I really

858
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: thought that she she had that kind of personality. So

859
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: I guess maybe maybe now I can see see a

860
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: little bit more clearly about who she is. You know what, Marcus,

861
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: I've always said that no matter how warped the pot,

862
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 1: there's a lid that fits, and there's a lid that

863
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: fits you, and it's just not me. Oh wow, I'll

864
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: be insane. Yeah, there's a lines from the play. Now,

865
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: I'll give you the line that I don't think either

866
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: of you were gonna like, would you like to go

867
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: out on another date with Marcus Emily will pay for it? No? No, actually,

868
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: I'm good. But um, if you could get back to

869
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: my submission, that'd be awesome. Oh yeah, that's right. We

870
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: gotta find out about Nick the Jewels Show on demand

871
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, hello there. I'm not gonna

872
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: say your name because you're anonymous. That would ruin the

873
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: whole thing. Nobody knows who you are, right, Okay, so

874
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret that you want to

875
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: tell us, So yeah, I do. Awesome, let's hear it.

876
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: So this happened more than forty years ago, okay, and

877
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:51,439
Speaker 1: forty years ago. That's a while. That was young, and well,

878
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,359
Speaker 1: thank you. It was on the end, on the other

879
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: side of the country. It happened on the other side

880
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: of the country forty years ago. So your dirty little

881
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: secret happened forty years ago on the other side of

882
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:08,879
Speaker 1: the country. Movie. I've had my name legally changed. Whoa

883
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: what because of the secret? Yes? Whoa wow? What did

884
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: you do the good one? Who did you kill? Are

885
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: you Amanda? What? I didn't? I did not kill anyone,

886
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: but I was dating a guy whose father was into

887
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: drug smuggling and diamond smuggling, and she murdered early. Remember,

888
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: and I know where the body is thinking and what

889
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:42,720
Speaker 1: I know where the body is very s legit. No way,

890
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: that's crazy. So did you stun so? Did you change

891
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 1: your name to get away from the authorities or to

892
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: get away from that dude or both? No? Um, everybody

893
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: who was involved in that is now dead. I'm the

894
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 1: only one left alive. WHOA, Okay, I can tell the

895
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: story now because the guy that I was dating is

896
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 1: now dead. His father who murdered the guy is dead.

897
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: The guy who was a family member, he's obviously dead.

898
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: Nobody's looking for him. Nobody has ever looked for him,

899
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: and nobody's ever going to look for him. But I

900
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: know where he's bury. WHOA, That is insane. That sounds

901
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,399
Speaker 1: like a movie. For well, with all these people that died,

902
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: was there any foul play in the other deaths? No,

903
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 1: they were suicides. Oh oh dang, that's crazy though, So

904
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 1: you know where? You know where this person is buried?

905
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:47,919
Speaker 1: And I do so was a hint. It's only other

906
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 1: side of the country, all right, Why don't like so

907
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: you don't want anybody to look for it? And have

908
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:59,240
Speaker 1: you ever thought about maybe the victims families to get closure.

909
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: He doesn't have any family? Why I can I can

910
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: tell this. Nobody's ever looked from him. Nobody is going

911
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 1: from him. Oh, I got you. That's what He doesn't

912
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: have any family, And that's why I feel comfortable, little secret.

913
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought of writing a book about your life? Actually,

914
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: I've been told I should. Yeah, changed her name, you

915
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 1: had to change your name. You can do so much.

916
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: I've known some people in my life that I think

917
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 1: are pretty interesting people, right, Um, never met one who

918
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: had to change her name, move across the country because

919
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: they were dating someone whose father was a drug and

920
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: diamond smuggler who killed a guy. And then you know

921
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 1: where the body is. But everybody and the whole thing

922
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 1: is gone now because they all died, and you're the

923
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: only person alive who knows where this body is that

924
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: nobody wants to find. That's insane, right, you got it? Yeah,

925
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: it's like the American Pablo escotball. So how are you

926
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: doing now? I mean, obviously that must have been a

927
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: very um tumultuous time in your life, Like that must

928
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,760
Speaker 1: have been pretty crazy, Like how are you now? Though?

929
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 1: I'm doing well. I was a teenager back then and

930
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: it was it was pretty brutal, but um, I'm a

931
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: grown up now, dangan. That is a story. Yeah, that

932
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: is h well, thank you for telling us your dirt

933
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: a little secret. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Thank

934
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 1: you for having Yeah, and I can't wait till the

935
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: movie comes out of Buy a ticket the Jewel Show

936
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: on demand? What's up? You were there? You want to laugh? Yeah? Obviously?

937
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: Do you want to laugh? Yeah? Okay, good. It's a

938
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: jewel show because doctors are prescribing something for middle aged

939
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: people to help them deal with getting older. And it's

940
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: not a drug that makes parts of your body that

941
00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: used to be stiff stiff again, or a that makes

942
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,919
Speaker 1: parts of your body that used to be soft soft again.

943
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 1: It's weird. That's what happens when you get older. Yeah. Well,

944
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: there's another thing about getting old, and it's the feeling

945
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,760
Speaker 1: of not being cool anymore. Yeah, it's depression that sets

946
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: in for middle aged people. That's why they call it

947
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: a midlife crisis. You know, you see a guy who's

948
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: kind of balding, not in the best shape, with a

949
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 1: dad body that just spent his hard earned paycheck and

950
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 1: his life savings on a new Miata. Yeah, Mustang, and

951
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and he buy the jacket to match, and

952
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: he stands outside of the kmart and yeah, just to

953
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: look sweet again when it really doesn't look sweet at all. Right,

954
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: that's a midlife crisis. Well, good news for all the

955
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: forty and fifty year olds out there going through it

956
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: right now, because there's something you can do to deal

957
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: with the depression of age and responsibility. And it's really

958
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: annoying the younger generation. There's a new trend and doctors

959
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:01,319
Speaker 1: are prescribing this and recommending that their older patients do this.

960
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: When I say older, I mean middle AIGs. I'm sorry

961
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:07,280
Speaker 1: about that, but you know, anyway, skate parks all across

962
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:09,919
Speaker 1: the country are packed right now with forty year olds

963
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: and fifty year olds because doctors are prescribing skateboarding and

964
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 1: that's a way to deal with your midlife. Right It

965
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 1: sounds like a tragedy, It sounds like a joke. It

966
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: does sound like a joke, but it's one hundred percent real.

967
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 1: Skate parks are full of people in their mid fifties

968
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: and forties right now, all because doctors are saying that

969
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: is the best way to deal with getting a older.

970
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: So are they like, all I can imaginism with elbow

971
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: pads and kneepads and a helmet, and they're like, that's

972
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: exactly what's going on at skate parks right now. It's

973
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 1: the new thing the doctors are saying you need to do.

974
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: If you're getting a little bit older and you realize

975
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: you're not cool anymore, strap on some kneepads, go to

976
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: stop by the convenience store and grab a cran raspberry

977
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: because you're gonna get thirsty out there skateboarding. These doctors

978
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: that I don't know, according to research for some reason, Yeah,

979
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:05,839
Speaker 1: they say that skateboarding is really good for forty and

980
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: fifty year olds who are struggling with the depression of

981
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: getting older and just want to boost their mood. And

982
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: there's a few reasons for it. Right. We already know

983
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: you look super sweet on a skateboard. Yeah, you dobot batting. Yeah.

984
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: They said skateboarding can also bring a spiritual meaning to

985
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: your life again, yeah, because you get to have some

986
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: self expression. Oh, I mean, it's not like any kind

987
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: of sort of like outdoorsy thing like that or just

988
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: any halping I saw Tony Hawk the other day and

989
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 1: some sort of video that he was doing on the

990
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,439
Speaker 1: social right. Yeah, it was really funny because Tony Hawk

991
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,720
Speaker 1: is kind of older now, yeah, right, guys, some wrinkles

992
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: going on, and it's not what you guys picture like

993
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: Tony Hawk uster being. And it's funny because he was

994
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: saying that Tony Hawk he gets mistaken for Tony Hawk

995
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: all the time. It's hilarious what he was saying, because

996
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 1: he's like, he says that people say to him all

997
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 1: the time, you look like Tony Hawk. It is like,

998
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: my friend, look, Tony Hawk looks like a dad, like

999
00:54:56,600 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: he looks not looks like a skateboard life. Well skateboarding, well, yeah,

1000
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 1: because these guys fall down a lot and stuff, you know,

1001
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: and you know, Tony Hawk looks like an old man

1002
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 1: now weather right, And he was one of the coolest

1003
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: dudes on the planet for a while for a long time.

1004
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 1: Remember that forty year olds and fifty year olds back

1005
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 1: when we were kids, Tony Hawk was the man. Well

1006
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: guess what now, to deal with the depression that you

1007
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 1: have of getting older, you can get out there and

1008
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 1: be just like Tony Hawk again. Yeah, it says that

1009
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: it may help adults loosen up and enjoy the ride,

1010
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: Unlike other forms of exercise, They say, skateboarding is the

1011
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 1: best way to do with it. So skateparks all across

1012
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: the country right now are packed with the right. I

1013
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: guess it's because it's also exercise and you get to

1014
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: have a bit of fun, you know. I just picture

1015
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: older dudes being at the skate park now, trying to

1016
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: burn off some of that depression from being forty or fifty,

1017
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: just seeing some kids out there just going up to

1018
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 1: him and skating over to him, wobbling over to him

1019
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 1: more than anything, just like what they're helmet on. Yeah,

1020
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 1: definitely helmet on, not buckled because they don't care, right,

1021
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: they don't have parents to tell them buckle it. Yeah,

1022
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: and then just go up to him and just hey,

1023
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: what's up? Names Bill? What's your guys name? Oh? Yeah,

1024
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 1: that's cool. Yeah, No, I gotta go home my like

1025
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,399
Speaker 1: my wife wants my own by like six o'clock quarter.

1026
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm like sharing on my mom did I'll probably come

1027
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: on like six thirty. Cool again. I'll pay the Texas

1028
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 1: texts in four one of six one are you forty

1029
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: or fifty? And gonna go hit up the skate park. Remember,

1030
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media. At the

1031
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually. I'm

1032
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that, I'm at Evan on

1033
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: the radio, and um, your phone prank happens every single

1034
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,359
Speaker 1: hour on the twenties, dude, and so um it's coming

1035
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes. Okay, bra sick. Yeah,

1036
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get out there on a half

1037
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: five and do like a double Hammy slammy. I don't

1038
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: even know what that is, but I just created it.

1039
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: The rail grind on Ali. Yeah. Oh those are actual ones.

1040
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: Yeah they are. You're getting into it. I don't know

1041
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 1: what they mean. It's on Wikipedia. We'll find out. Yeah,

1042
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,720
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna be reading with a Peter about skateboarding

1043
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 1: all day until it's The Jewel Show. The Jewel Show

1044
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: on Demand