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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firm Elvis fifteen Morning show, and let's do. It's a

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show podcast. We've got lots to discuss today.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where do we start. Well, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what we have. Scottie be here in the Serial

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Speaker 1: Killers podcast booth, and there's Danielle and Gandhi, and there's

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Speaker 1: Straight and eight and I see Garret and Scarys somewhere here.

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Speaker 1: Oh there you are. Hey, it's gotty. All right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's start with let's start with the wake, Yeah, shall we?

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Speaker 1: So a really good friend of ours, her mother passed away,

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Speaker 1: really a really wonderful friend, someone we loved and we

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Speaker 1: have loved for many years. And so there was a

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Speaker 1: way yesterday. Unfortunately I could not make it, but you

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Speaker 1: guys all went. But I'm hearing all these stories, some

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Speaker 1: wake stories.

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of getting like wake etiquette shamed. So I

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Speaker 2: have a lot of questions about it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's go now.

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Speaker 2: One, when you walk in, you just immediately you're supposed

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Speaker 2: to go to the family, give them your condolences, and

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Speaker 2: then move along.

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Speaker 3: Approach the cast, say in prayer at the casket. But

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Speaker 3: some people don't do that, Okay, Okay, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't do that. But now that I

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Speaker 2: know that, you're supposed.

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Speaker 1: To do okay, Yeah, yeah, I don't do caskets either.

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Speaker 1: You're not alone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, something about it makes me feel weird. But we

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Speaker 2: I don't just go in and say hey and then

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Speaker 2: walk out. So a bunch of us were there yesterday

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Speaker 2: and we stayed for well over an hour, and we

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Speaker 2: saw a lot of people that we kind of haven't

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Speaker 2: seen in a long time. So the way the chairs

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Speaker 2: are set up are in rows, and then there was

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Speaker 2: one row against the side of the wall, so everybody

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Speaker 2: sits down, but if you want to talk to each other,

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Speaker 2: it's a weird way to sit. So I started moving

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Speaker 2: some of the chairs so that we could see each other,

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Speaker 2: and Scary freaked.

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Speaker 3: The fuck out.

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Speaker 1: He was like, no, don't know.

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Speaker 2: The chair, this is crazy.

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Speaker 3: You're not supposed to do that.

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Speaker 2: He wouldn't say.

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Speaker 4: There are certain moves I believe in funeral home etiquette,

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Speaker 4: and I just think that turning your back on.

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Speaker 1: The deceased is that nobody did that?

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, when you turn a chair the opposite direction

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Speaker 4: you're facing now, you're facing the wall, you're facing the back.

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Speaker 4: You're not facing the actual main attraction, which is the

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Speaker 4: the body.

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Speaker 2: We were facing the main attraction. We were facing the

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Speaker 2: sides of people's faces. So we just turned those chairs.

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Speaker 2: So now we're facing you.

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Speaker 1: So so the person who's in the casket is the

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Speaker 1: main attraction?

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Speaker 4: You, Okay, there's two.

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Speaker 1: It's like the circus.

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Speaker 4: No, it's not an attraction like that. It's the nuts

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Speaker 4: selling peanuts and pott What is it?

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Speaker 1: What are you saying?

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Speaker 4: What I'm saying is when you show up at a

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Speaker 4: wake of funeral or whatever, you know you basically.

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Speaker 1: Are going for one of two reasons.

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Speaker 4: Either you knew the person who passed, or you didn't

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Speaker 4: know the person who passed, but you know the person

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Speaker 4: who's living the family, right, So it's either or both,

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Speaker 4: which is most in most cases both.

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Speaker 1: So that's why when you.

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Speaker 4: Go in, you have to stand in an orderly line,

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Speaker 4: and it's like a kind of a receiving line, and they,

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Speaker 4: you know, you offer your condolences to the to the living,

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Speaker 4: and then maybe if you want to, you can pass

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Speaker 1: Two, or maybe not, because that's not your thing.

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Speaker 4: That's fine too, But the whole reason to be there

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Speaker 4: is the acknowledgment of those two two things, and and so,

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Speaker 4: which I did. I feel like right, But then you

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Speaker 4: file to the back to select other people through, which

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Speaker 4: is what we did. But and I do believe some

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Speaker 4: light talking amongst yourselves is acceptable. I don't think it's

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Speaker 4: acceptable to pull out your phone, uh I for whatever reason.

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Speaker 4: And I don't think you should turn the chairs and

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Speaker 5: I just to me, that's a little too casual.

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Speaker 3: I turned my chair too.

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Speaker 6: The problem was that there was not enough chairs where

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Speaker 6: because I feel like at awake, you're celebrating the life

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Speaker 6: of the person that's there, you're not there too, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Be sad, of course, and the people who lost this.

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Speaker 1: Person is sad and given conlens right, but you want

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Speaker 6: So I would rather be a place of happiness and

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Speaker 6: and you know, talking amongst yourself and celebration.

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Speaker 1: But how much happy is too happy?

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Speaker 2: Right, So here's what we let meet?

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Speaker 1: May I address that? So at both of my parents' ways,

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Speaker 1: we were doing shots, We were doing we were singing songs,

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Speaker 1: people were telling jokes that were my dad's favorite jokes. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean and all and all along he was over

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Speaker 1: there in the corner, the main attraction, the main attraction.

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Speaker 1: So you know, my my father, We we just acknowledged

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Speaker 1: form of a body and a coffin. And so look,

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Speaker 1: it's different for everyone.

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Speaker 7: I'm sure that just kind of happened to a friend

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Speaker 7: of mine that I went to high school with unfortunately

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Speaker 7: passed away a week or so ago, and after the funeral,

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Speaker 7: we all just got together at a bar and got

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Speaker 7: And that's pretty much how he would have wanted it

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Speaker 1: But what's scary saying is there's protocol at the wake man.

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Speaker 2: When I touched that chair, you would have thought that

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Speaker 2: I shot him. In the leg, he trays up.

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Speaker 3: He wouldn't sit down.

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Speaker 2: Danielle did because she knew that it wasn't anything crazy.

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Speaker 2: But this is my question. Now, Scary wouldn't sit, but

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Speaker 2: he was talking to a bunch of people who had

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I I so when I've gone.

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Speaker 2: A couch, Nate, I didn't move a couch.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm saying, wait, I think the chairs, having been

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Speaker 5: I would go, there would be like another room where

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Speaker 5: growing up in there, there's always that other room where

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Speaker 1: Could we all just agree that there there really are

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Speaker 5: What I would like to say is I would love

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Speaker 1: Stayed and drag study and drafts, you know.

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Speaker 5: And I feel like it's because a lot of these

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Speaker 1: The same way their parents have done for the last

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Speaker 1: seventy five years. Let's change it up. Let's celebrate this person. Well,

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Speaker 1: her into account here. She's fun, she's great. She she

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Speaker 1: she understands the magic of people congregating and and the

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Speaker 4: what I've known and learned. But you're everyone is different

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Speaker 6: P and I was very loud in there too, every

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Speaker 3: Was like, oh but and I was like, wait a minute.

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Speaker 6: Everybody's loud in here because they're just talking and celebrating.

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Speaker 3: Want it for her.

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Speaker 1: Sure my funeral, I want to be put into a pose.

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Speaker 5: Like sitting with the arm like this, so you could

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Speaker 1: I want you want to be you want to be

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Speaker 1: record what it is we want. So you want you

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Speaker 1: to be posed on a bench? Okay? Do you think it? Okay? Question? Nothing?

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Speaker 1: It matters because it's your funeral. Maybe do you won't

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Speaker 2: Take that picture?

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Speaker 1: Gandhi, what do you want? What do you want? Gandhi?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I want no viewing once I'm dead, just let it go.

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Speaker 2: Everyone to show up and have a party and tell

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Speaker 1: So maybe not a funeral home. Maybe some of the venue,

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Speaker 1: like a club at the club, maybe the taco place. Yes,

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Speaker 1: at the top greenes. What about you, Daniel, what do

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Speaker 3: I go back and forth.

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Speaker 6: So first I want to be because I'm very traditional

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Speaker 6: and I know how my family does it. So at

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Speaker 6: first I'm like, you know what, I want to look

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Speaker 3: I want to look.

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Speaker 6: Better than I've ever looked, like they want fancy outfit whatever,

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Speaker 6: and I want everyone to come. And then part of

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Speaker 6: me is like creamate me and put my ashes at

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Speaker 6: the Haunted Mansion in Walt Disney.

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Speaker 1: There you go. So I go back and forth about

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Speaker 1: what about the gathering? What about the gathering?

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Speaker 3: The gathering?

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Speaker 6: Oh no, I want you guys to tell stories and

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Speaker 3: How much fun we had. And I don't want somber.

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Speaker 1: What about you want? You want the chairs against the wall?

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Speaker 1: No one goes, it's not about you should have at

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Speaker 4: I am with Nate on the whole switching it up thing,

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Speaker 4: because I've said it for years. I'm like, why is this?

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Speaker 1: Every Every funeral home looks like it's stuck in nineteen

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Speaker 4: So in my mind, I'd like it in a nightclub,

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Speaker 4: I want to be I want to red camp and

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Speaker 1: In the I want no hold on. I want to

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Speaker 4: I want a disco ball, and I want music.

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Speaker 1: Be a door man. Sorry you can't.

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Speaker 8: He's still going to get an appearance fee for that too.

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Speaker 6: He wants those red ropes arounds around.

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Speaker 1: Yes, what about you, Garrett? What do you want?

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Speaker 8: I want to do like I do at normal parties.

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Speaker 8: I want to irin irish exsit out of my own funeral.

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Speaker 8: So so you show up and like, have you seen

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Speaker 8: Garrett O? Yeah, I saw him a few minutes ago,

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Speaker 8: but I'm gone, And then you end up partying like.

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Speaker 1: That and Scotti Bee Scotty Bee.

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Speaker 7: I just I want mine to be like a bar mitzvah,

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Speaker 7: like I want to be up standing on the You

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Speaker 7: know what, that's interesting if they put posts on and

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Speaker 7: people can lift the coffin the Jews keep it closed

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Speaker 7: so I won't fly out, but I think that'd be

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Speaker 7: great if they lifted me up like I.

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Speaker 5: Was in a chair.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing, terrible.

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Speaker 7: I don't want anything somber.

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Speaker 1: Everything. It should be fun.

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Speaker 7: It's so that it is so uncomfortable going to a

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Speaker 6: I was saying, that's gandhi last night because I went

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Speaker 6: up to our friend's brother who I'd never met before,

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Speaker 6: and I'm sure I said one or two things that

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Speaker 6: to her and I go, could you just tell your

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Speaker 6: brother that he's fine, because I just I get nervous.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what to say. I don't know what

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Speaker 3: to do. Everybody's like, oh, it's so nice to see you, and.

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Speaker 6: Then you think, yeah, but it's really not nice to

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Speaker 6: see you in these sir brother right, you just.

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Speaker 3: Don't want what to say.

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Speaker 7: I talked to Scary every day. We're very close, but

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Speaker 7: at the at the funeral, I'm like, so sorry, man,

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Speaker 7: and I don't know what else to say.

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Speaker 1: That's all you have to see. That's the thing. If

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Speaker 1: you're asking, I don't If you're saying I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to act, and don't act, just just be there

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Speaker 1: and say, hey, just thinking about you. I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: I could be here to see you today. And that's

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Speaker 1: it me. Yes, I want to be in a really

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Speaker 1: beautiful ash tray. I want everyone, my favorite people come

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Speaker 1: by and just sneeze on me and spread. I don't know. No,

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Speaker 1: it needs to be a party. It needs to be

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Speaker 1: it needs to be a celebration because you know, we

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Speaker 1: bring so much joy into each other's lives. Why do

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Speaker 1: we have to stop after we croak? Hello, I will

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Speaker 1: be leaving some money behind to help fund a nice party.

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Speaker 5: That's good.

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Speaker 7: Are any of you or yes?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So here's my question. If no one wants mine

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Speaker 6: take all of your stuff? Does that include your eyes

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Speaker 6: and stuff? So a lot of us? Then if that's

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Speaker 6: the case, if we are organ donors, then you probably

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Speaker 6: couldn't even.

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Speaker 7: Have an a, glasses, sunglasses.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not like they PLoP your hole.

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Speaker 3: They don't take your ball.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, no, no, yeah, you don't want you don't

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Speaker 1: you don't want those open?

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Speaker 5: Still do all sorts of tricks to make you look it.

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Speaker 1: I think Danielle is still alive.

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Speaker 2: Now that we're talking about it. If there ever is

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Speaker 2: a viewing of my body, which I never want, I

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Speaker 2: would like my eyes to be open, yes, yes, one

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Speaker 2: last time to forget.

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Speaker 5: I want to be in the casket, but like when

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Speaker 5: they're doing the prayers, I want there to be like

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Speaker 5: a lever where I start to raise up out.

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Speaker 3: Do you see that thing on inside?

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Speaker 6: I think it's Instagram or whatever and it says at

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Speaker 6: my funeral. I want somebody to take my cell phone

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Speaker 6: text all my friends, Hey, it's dark in here.

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Speaker 3: Could somebody please.

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Speaker 4: Get me.

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Speaker 1: Fun from the grave and that lever you're talking about

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Speaker 1: on your body and your casket, Nate, I wish we

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Speaker 1: had one today. That's happening all right? Well, I mean

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Speaker 1: we've we've had a lot of fun with funerals. Are

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Speaker 1: we all done?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely? All right, let's get out of here, my dea.

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