WEBVTT - Good Science: Bobby's Brain Worm 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:05.710 The information provided on this podcast is uninformed and unreviewed. 0:00:05.910 --> 0:00:09.970 Good science does not do any research about any of 0:00:10.030 --> 0:00:15.910 the topics discussed and assumes no responsibility for errors or omission. 0:00:27.590 --> 0:00:31.170 That's good science. Ding dong! 0:00:31.430 --> 0:00:36.150 Guess who it is? It's me, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 0:00:36.210 --> 0:00:42.220 Here with another episode of Good Science, the only podcast 0:00:42.260 --> 0:00:46.839 where you can learn about everything scientific and then some 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:51.690 and have a laugh while you're doing it. Today we're 0:00:51.710 --> 0:00:56.430 going to enter the world of the microscopic. and learn 0:00:56.470 --> 0:01:00.470 about the little creatures that live in our bodies, but 0:01:00.690 --> 0:01:06.959 also enter our bodies without an invitation. And speaking of 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:13.560 people who enter bodies without invitations, he's a hilarious guy 0:01:13.660 --> 0:01:18.709 who operates out of Austin, Texas. He's a funny man 0:01:18.850 --> 0:01:23.610 who can't get a date, but loves to stalk women. 0:01:24.270 --> 0:01:27.190 It's Kyle Quim! Ba-ba-ba-ba-boom! 0:01:27.250 --> 0:01:28.710 You got my number, Bobby. 0:01:28.730 --> 0:01:31.940 Ho-ho-ho! I got you, Kyle. 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:33.520 Yeah, I love to enter women. 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:37.940 Yeah, I'm a virus. I gotta say, I'm a little parasite. 0:01:37.980 --> 0:01:39.240 Is that what we're talking about today? 0:01:39.260 --> 0:01:42.880 It is what we're talking about, is a little parasite. 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:45.340 I'm surprised you even know the word, Kyle. 0:01:45.410 --> 0:01:51.110 Well, I saw the movie, and that's what first introduced 0:01:51.150 --> 0:01:51.550 me to the word. 0:01:51.570 --> 0:01:51.850 Hold on. 0:01:52.030 --> 0:01:56.330 You saw the Academy Award winning Parasite? 0:01:57.490 --> 0:01:58.050 Oh, no. 0:01:59.190 --> 0:02:00.560 I did not see that movie. 0:02:01.380 --> 0:02:02.260 What did you see? 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:04.480 I saw Jurassic Park Dominion. 0:02:05.310 --> 0:02:07.350 Wow. Okay. 0:02:07.450 --> 0:02:09.160 And that had a parasite in it. 0:02:10.030 --> 0:02:13.440 Oh, yeah. I love those Jurassic Park movies. I love 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.500 that Chris Pratt, you know? 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:15.600 Yeah. 0:02:17.030 --> 0:02:17.910 So funny. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:23.139 Funny i love is uh how christian he is president 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:27.300 trump loves him because he's such a hardcore christian it's. 0:02:27.100 --> 0:02:29.320 Because he's yeah i mean he's the only one who's 0:02:29.419 --> 0:02:32.489 sort of right about god i'll tell you something else 0:02:32.540 --> 0:02:36.549 that i loved this weekend kyle was i flew down to. 0:02:36.210 --> 0:02:41.410 Austin okay and we hung out we up and you 0:02:41.470 --> 0:02:44.190 took me on a walk That's right. 0:02:44.210 --> 0:02:46.330 All the way to that swimming hole. 0:02:46.370 --> 0:02:49.820 Yes, we went to Barton Springs outside of Austin. And 0:02:49.900 --> 0:02:52.540 I need it, okay? I love going swimming in Austin. 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:56.860 It's so fucking nice. Especially after I get dirty at 0:02:56.880 --> 0:03:02.760 the mothership. I like to wash off all the shit from. 0:03:02.820 --> 0:03:05.520 The green room. But the green room at the mothership 0:03:05.580 --> 0:03:06.380 is disgusting. 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:07.960 Yeah, the green room is filthy. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:13.010 It's filled with feces and cum and old cigarette butts. 0:03:13.330 --> 0:03:16.350 Yes, there's peptides fucking everywhere. 0:03:16.370 --> 0:03:18.750 There's peptides everywhere. And of course, everybody. 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:23.600 Ketamine, and everyone knows that Tom Segura leaves a sort 0:03:23.650 --> 0:03:26.389 of sluggish trail wherever he goes. 0:03:26.990 --> 0:03:29.730 Yes, he's got a snail trail behind him. 0:03:30.050 --> 0:03:33.570 Well, Kyle, though, I have to tell you that you 0:03:33.590 --> 0:03:37.780 remember how I blindfolded you when we went to Barton Springs? Yes. 0:03:37.790 --> 0:03:39.520 I said, I've got a surprise for you. 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:40.060 Yup. 0:03:40.580 --> 0:03:41.920 Actually, I took you. 0:03:42.420 --> 0:03:44.580 I thought I was getting, I thought I was getting 0:03:44.620 --> 0:03:48.270 like taken. I thought this was like a Liam Neeson situation. 0:03:48.290 --> 0:03:50.900 In a way, well, that's really not a Liam Neeson 0:03:50.940 --> 0:03:53.600 situation because... What are. 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:53.940 You talking about? 0:03:53.980 --> 0:03:56.040 He stole a little girl. 0:03:56.500 --> 0:03:56.980 No, no. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:02.130 Liam Neeson's daughter was taken while on a trip to 0:04:02.210 --> 0:04:03.250 gay Paris. 0:04:03.730 --> 0:04:06.710 Wait, so that's not a movie? His daughter was taken? No, 0:04:06.810 --> 0:04:09.230 it is a movie called Taken. You just said Liam 0:04:09.250 --> 0:04:10.630 Neeson's daughter was taken. 0:04:10.810 --> 0:04:15.210 Liam Neeson's character, he's a retired CIA guy who hangs 0:04:15.330 --> 0:04:19.740 out with his four beer-drinking buds in the valley in California, 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:23.660 and he's got a wife who he barely gets along with, 0:04:24.060 --> 0:04:27.799 but she's remarried to a cuck. And then they go 0:04:27.980 --> 0:04:30.960 and she goes away to Paris and he's like, here's 0:04:30.980 --> 0:04:34.960 this phone. If you have a problem, call the emergency number. 0:04:34.980 --> 0:04:37.479 She's like, fuck you, daddy. I don't care what you 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:40.760 were doing serving the CIA. And then, of course, her 0:04:40.900 --> 0:04:44.060 friend and her get taken from the hotel room. 0:04:44.100 --> 0:04:46.440 So she deserved it because she didn't believe that it 0:04:46.460 --> 0:04:47.000 would happen. 0:04:47.660 --> 0:04:49.180 She did kind of deserve it. 0:04:49.339 --> 0:04:51.539 And then he picks up the phone and he goes, 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.760 I've got a certain special set of skills. 0:04:54.779 --> 0:04:57.250 Right. fucking die and. 0:04:58.740 --> 0:05:01.260 Then they do it over and over again and each 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:04.500 time someone else is getting taken and you got to 0:05:04.540 --> 0:05:06.860 think to yourself at a certain point maybe I should 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.979 not know Liam Neeson's character. 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:12.820 At all yeah well anyway you you were you took 0:05:12.860 --> 0:05:15.790 in me well I took in you. 0:05:15.770 --> 0:05:18.630 I didn't but this is the reveal Kyle is that 0:05:18.710 --> 0:05:21.810 I didn't take you actually to Barton Springs I took 0:05:21.830 --> 0:05:24.630 you a little further out and Of the city of 0:05:24.790 --> 0:05:28.180 Austin to a place called Fartin Springs. 0:05:30.900 --> 0:05:31.739 You like that? 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:36.599 I took you to Fartin Springs, Kyle. 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:42.710 Yeah, it's actually the city of Austin's sewage runoff pond. 0:05:43.830 --> 0:05:47.280 uh yeah it's uh it's uh filled with uh all 0:05:47.300 --> 0:05:50.020 the shit and piss water that's why. 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:52.160 Would you do that to me i i've been feeling 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:54.080 a little fucking weird lately i gotta. 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:58.010 Say well why because i still love swimming so the 0:05:58.050 --> 0:06:01.830 health benefits guile of swimming in shit water and piss 0:06:01.890 --> 0:06:09.490 water are extreme one you're uh creating a robust immunity 0:06:09.630 --> 0:06:14.020 to a lot of the sort of more common, uh, parasitic, uh, 0:06:14.140 --> 0:06:19.060 issues and diseases that cause from proximity to waste. 0:06:19.900 --> 0:06:21.919 That's why you told me to drink all that fucking water. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.020 Yeah. Well, that's disgusting, man. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.300 Kyle, you have nothing to worry about as long as 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:30.900 you didn't swallow, you know, any water while you were swimming. 0:06:32.050 --> 0:06:35.679 Okay, but you told me to swallow water. Don't you remember? 0:06:35.779 --> 0:06:37.960 You dared me to drink as much as I could. 0:06:38.900 --> 0:06:41.810 Oh, yeah, that's right. I did tell you that I'd 0:06:41.850 --> 0:06:45.669 give you five bucks if you could go underwater and 0:06:45.810 --> 0:06:47.390 drink as much of the pond water. 0:06:47.410 --> 0:06:47.969 Let me get this straight. 0:06:47.990 --> 0:06:49.960 You were trying to protect me, you piece of shit? 0:06:50.930 --> 0:06:56.940 Well, I was trying to introduce parasites into your system, okay? 0:06:57.620 --> 0:07:01.220 And that would inoculate you from the, you know, one 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.220 of the great dangers right now is. 0:07:03.860 --> 0:07:06.160 A brain-eating, flesh-eating amoeba. 0:07:06.180 --> 0:07:08.440 That live in this fucking runoff. 0:07:08.700 --> 0:07:12.260 I want to reassure you, Kyle, that you don't have 0:07:12.620 --> 0:07:16.050 anything to worry about because weeks from now, you would 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:21.460 start seeing signs that the brain... flesh-eating amoeba is affecting 0:07:21.500 --> 0:07:25.220 you so you don't have to worry about that all 0:07:25.500 --> 0:07:30.380 right so you know there's parasites in all kinds. 0:07:30.020 --> 0:07:32.820 Of let's start from the beginning what the fuck is 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.320 a parasite what is a parasite. 0:07:35.250 --> 0:07:42.270 Well a parasite is a little creature that Okay, well, 0:07:42.490 --> 0:07:48.710 hold on. So a parasite is, there's different types of parasites, okay? 0:07:48.890 --> 0:07:56.740 There are single-celled parasites or multicellular parasites. The definition of 0:07:56.800 --> 0:08:00.440 a parasite and the discovery of a parasite was actually 0:08:00.500 --> 0:08:08.440 done in the late 19th century by Dr. Johan Bart Toffas, 0:08:09.060 --> 0:08:12.000 who was working out of the Austrian clinic. 0:08:12.580 --> 0:08:13.340 Oh, shit. 0:08:13.460 --> 0:08:14.440 I heard about this. 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:15.170 Yes. 0:08:15.310 --> 0:08:19.390 And he had done a study that was recently rediscovered 0:08:20.130 --> 0:08:25.530 after we opened a Nazi vault. uh outside of the 0:08:25.650 --> 0:08:30.620 capital of austria and uh found all of his writings 0:08:30.630 --> 0:08:33.740 you know despite what the nazis did they were great 0:08:33.780 --> 0:08:35.200 for medicine. 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.420 I love that show by the way the nazi vault show. 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:40.240 I love nazi vault it's well you just open up 0:08:40.300 --> 0:08:43.219 yeah open up nazi vaults and it's really funny. 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:46.680 Well, all those guys show up, right? And they go, okay, 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.939 we're hoping for a good haul today. 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:50.740 Yeah, a good haul today. 0:08:50.860 --> 0:08:53.350 And they bid for the Nazi vaults, and then they 0:08:53.490 --> 0:08:55.030 all open them up, and then. 0:08:54.950 --> 0:08:56.370 They go to the pawn shop. It's just boring. It's 0:08:56.390 --> 0:08:57.349 usually just Jewish bones. 0:08:57.890 --> 0:08:58.910 Yeah, oh, God. 0:08:58.950 --> 0:09:01.970 How many times is it like, oh, another pile of 0:09:02.030 --> 0:09:06.270 Jewish bones and hair? But once in a while, you're lucky, 0:09:06.370 --> 0:09:11.090 and you find some gold, or you find a secret talisman. 0:09:11.730 --> 0:09:13.429 Or an alien skull. 0:09:13.770 --> 0:09:17.170 Okay, so how does this have to do with parasites? 0:09:17.250 --> 0:09:21.520 Well, so what he discovered is he noticed that people 0:09:21.620 --> 0:09:26.600 were going and swimming in this lake outside of the 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:31.800 capital of Austria, Vienna. And they would come back and 0:09:31.860 --> 0:09:36.060 they would go, they go like, he writes in his journal, 0:09:36.220 --> 0:09:40.910 his friend Gorgi was always a real prick. And he 0:09:40.950 --> 0:09:43.020 went for a swim and he swallowed a bunch of 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.699 water and he went nude so that all kinds of 0:09:46.020 --> 0:09:48.540 liquid could go around his penis and his anus. 0:09:48.860 --> 0:09:50.140 Any hole, essentially. 0:09:50.620 --> 0:09:51.120 Any hole. 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:54.230 Any hole will do. And he came back and he 0:09:54.270 --> 0:09:58.809 was very pleasant. And he was pleasant for about six days. 0:09:59.010 --> 0:10:01.180 And then he started bleeding. out of his eyes and 0:10:01.220 --> 0:10:01.880 he died. 0:10:01.900 --> 0:10:02.920 So what happened? 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:06.199 Well, they cut him open and they used one of 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:09.459 the first microscopes. And he took the microscope and he 0:10:09.500 --> 0:10:12.319 just jammed it into his body over and over again 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:15.120 with his eye on it going, I can't see nothing. 0:10:15.179 --> 0:10:18.880 I can't see nothing. And then finally... He wiped off 0:10:18.950 --> 0:10:21.829 the blood and he went, oh, whoa, there's a goddamn 0:10:21.870 --> 0:10:25.570 bug in here. And that's when they and he said, 0:10:25.590 --> 0:10:29.770 he said, my get me another microscope. 0:10:29.850 --> 0:10:32.309 I need to really see this. And they said, what? 0:10:32.330 --> 0:10:35.730 And he goes, I need a pair of sights, two 0:10:35.870 --> 0:10:38.850 sights in order to see this. And that's where the 0:10:38.970 --> 0:10:42.890 word came from. That's where it came from. Parasites. 0:10:42.970 --> 0:10:45.370 So are parasites actual bugs? 0:10:45.790 --> 0:10:48.440 Like if we look in a microscope at a parasite, 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:51.860 am I going to see, you know, a Jiminy Cricket? 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:57.180 Yeah, well, of all the bugs that you could pick, 0:10:57.260 --> 0:10:59.700 a cricket is, you know, yeah, sure. 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:04.170 I wouldn't pick a cricket. Well, is Jiminy Cricket a parasite? 0:11:04.250 --> 0:11:05.790 Is that what Pinocchio is about? 0:11:06.070 --> 0:11:09.870 You could say that Jiminy Cricket is a parasite in 0:11:09.929 --> 0:11:12.510 the sense that he's a manipulation. 0:11:13.210 --> 0:11:16.630 Your conscience is actually a parasite because it bothers you 0:11:16.650 --> 0:11:17.540 to do the right thing. 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:18.660 Right. 0:11:18.780 --> 0:11:19.559 Well, yes. 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:23.560 In that sense, your own conscience is a parasite because 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:26.870 it infects your body and tells you to do something 0:11:27.230 --> 0:11:30.330 morally correct when you don't want to do it. Like, oh, 0:11:30.390 --> 0:11:33.069 I'm going to put it inside Nussie. And then your 0:11:33.110 --> 0:11:36.910 conscience says, think about Cheryl. Think about all the collateral damage. 0:11:38.380 --> 0:11:39.500 Yeah, and that's the parasite. 0:11:39.540 --> 0:11:42.079 So tell me, how does, okay, a parasite gets inside 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:43.940 your body through your dick hole, through any. 0:11:43.860 --> 0:11:44.470 Of the holes. 0:11:44.660 --> 0:11:47.330 Dick hole, ear hole. And how does it happen? How 0:11:47.370 --> 0:11:50.670 does it infect the body? Well, the human body is 0:11:50.750 --> 0:11:53.189 like an Amtrak train, Kyle. 0:11:53.270 --> 0:11:54.429 So it's always crashing. 0:11:54.770 --> 0:11:58.410 It's always crashing. It's dirty. It's outdated. That's what a 0:11:58.470 --> 0:12:00.380 human body does, right? Right. 0:12:00.630 --> 0:12:05.260 It's a messy, gross thing that most people don't want 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:05.920 to be around. 0:12:05.980 --> 0:12:06.800 It smells. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:12.730 Like piss that's what most people are and inside that 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:17.610 human body are a series of cars so you have 0:12:17.650 --> 0:12:20.349 the foot and then the leg and then you've got 0:12:20.390 --> 0:12:23.910 the organs and up to the top part which is 0:12:23.990 --> 0:12:27.990 the brain and all those this is in scientific terms 0:12:28.490 --> 0:12:32.490 and so the uh that's why they call it caboose Well, 0:12:32.510 --> 0:12:36.089 that's why they call your ass the caboose. Yeah, because 0:12:36.110 --> 0:12:37.510 you got big caboose. 0:12:38.110 --> 0:12:39.590 That's the back of your body. 0:12:39.630 --> 0:12:42.089 But that's if you're on all fours and then you 0:12:42.130 --> 0:12:43.829 stick in your pert little ass out. 0:12:43.990 --> 0:12:45.480 So it's the last thing. 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:46.560 Right. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:49.020 So let's say, Kyle, for instance, you. 0:12:48.940 --> 0:12:52.000 Is the I'm sorry, is the dining car the pussy 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:52.500 of the train? 0:12:53.590 --> 0:12:58.360 The dining car is the pussy of the train. No, 0:12:58.500 --> 0:13:00.840 the dining car is not the pussy of the train. 0:13:00.860 --> 0:13:03.450 But we eat the pussy. So don't we eat in the... 0:13:03.740 --> 0:13:04.260 I don't understand. 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.380 Yeah, but you eat... Well, first off, Kyle, have you 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:07.420 ever eaten pussy? 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:10.600 Well, I've wanted to. 0:13:11.020 --> 0:13:14.790 Okay. Well, once you eat pussy, you realize there's no 0:13:14.890 --> 0:13:16.870 food there. Really? 0:13:17.110 --> 0:13:18.590 So why do they call it eating? 0:13:19.470 --> 0:13:22.050 Well, I think because of the way you move your 0:13:22.110 --> 0:13:26.180 mouth when you do it. Right. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:32.260 So in other words, when you move your mouth, you're like, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 0:13:32.340 --> 0:13:35.540 You're just moving your mouth like a dummy and a 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:36.800 ventriloquist kind. 0:13:36.830 --> 0:13:37.730 Right, right. 0:13:37.780 --> 0:13:41.929 Well, that's why everyone knows ventriloquists got laid the most 0:13:42.030 --> 0:13:44.329 because they could eat pussy while fucking. 0:13:45.050 --> 0:13:46.370 That's why Jeff Dunham. 0:13:47.870 --> 0:13:48.030 Yeah. 0:13:48.850 --> 0:13:52.599 And that's why after, and he has his nickname on 0:13:52.620 --> 0:13:53.810 the road was Jeff Didem. 0:13:53.830 --> 0:13:55.470 Because, you know, he was doing it. 0:13:55.510 --> 0:13:55.990 He's done that. 0:14:07.970 --> 0:14:09.910 All right, so our body is like a train. 0:14:09.929 --> 0:14:12.189 And then what happens with this parasite? 0:14:12.250 --> 0:14:15.750 Well, so the parasites, they like to consume all parts 0:14:15.790 --> 0:14:18.220 of the body. So any part of the body can 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:21.300 be a dining car, okay? 0:14:22.140 --> 0:14:26.380 Whether it is an organ like the liver or maybe 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:30.540 it's the muscular structures around the legs. 0:14:31.330 --> 0:14:33.670 And what about the finger? Can that be, it. 0:14:33.730 --> 0:14:36.850 Could be a flesh eating bacteria could start to eat 0:14:36.910 --> 0:14:41.370 the finger and what they call a necrosis of the epidermis. 0:14:42.170 --> 0:14:44.870 And these things are like fleshy bird. If you ever 0:14:44.890 --> 0:14:47.150 been on the Amtrak train, you know that you get 0:14:47.190 --> 0:14:48.730 a delicious burger. 0:14:48.870 --> 0:14:51.210 So before you crash, you got to order it though. 0:14:51.470 --> 0:14:53.290 That's right. Or Mrs. 0:14:53.430 --> 0:14:57.810 Smith's crunchy chip cells. So like maybe the parasite wants 0:14:57.850 --> 0:15:00.010 to eat the cells of a body. 0:15:00.650 --> 0:15:04.290 Or bloody bone marrows. Everyone likes a bloody bone marrow 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:05.470 in the morning on the train ride. 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:09.360 Or just like basically a hotel buffet for these parasites. Yeah, 0:15:09.460 --> 0:15:13.940 or a neuron jalapeno popper. That's, you know, just a 0:15:13.980 --> 0:15:17.640 jalapeno popper with neuron added to the front. All right, well, 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.980 how do we stop these fucking animals from happening? Because 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:22.280 I don't want to be. I just went in this water. 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:24.240 You made me drink this fuck. You're telling me I 0:15:24.260 --> 0:15:27.360 just have to let myself be ravaged by them. 0:15:28.340 --> 0:15:31.060 Kyle, first off, you have to understand that there are 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.760 parasites everywhere, always. 0:15:33.420 --> 0:15:34.220 In our bodies. 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:34.940 Even up? 0:15:36.020 --> 0:15:41.210 Even up, down, all around, there's parasites. In fact, did 0:15:41.250 --> 0:15:46.070 you know that technically there is an entire ecosystem of 0:15:46.150 --> 0:15:50.630 bacteria that live in your body that have no actual 0:15:50.700 --> 0:15:53.880 relationship to the ecosystem of your body? 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:55.340 What are you talking about? 0:15:55.820 --> 0:15:56.600 Like yogurt? 0:15:57.790 --> 0:16:01.510 No, well, yes, yogurt does have certain types of bacterium 0:16:01.590 --> 0:16:07.729 in there. But no, we're talking about actual bacterial structures. 0:16:07.870 --> 0:16:11.310 What's a bacteria? Is that like, what is that? What's 0:16:11.330 --> 0:16:14.880 the difference between bacteria and parasite? You're using all these 0:16:14.980 --> 0:16:16.180 technical terms. 0:16:16.260 --> 0:16:17.180 Bacteria is different. 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:19.340 Bacteria is a worm, right? A very small worm? 0:16:19.380 --> 0:16:23.540 No, parasite's more likely to be a worm. Okay. 0:16:23.580 --> 0:16:24.820 Bacteria is like shrimp. 0:16:25.540 --> 0:16:27.700 No, bacteria is like a cell or something. 0:16:27.780 --> 0:16:30.120 I don't fucking know, Kyle. I'm a goddamn lawyer. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:31.620 Well, you're the secretary of health. 0:16:32.090 --> 0:16:35.530 Right. All I know is that bacteria is the thing 0:16:35.550 --> 0:16:39.490 that makes a fart smell. Okay? Gotcha. 0:16:39.650 --> 0:16:43.390 So bacteria smells like fart, which is why nobody likes it. 0:16:43.730 --> 0:16:45.450 Nobody wants it. Okay? 0:16:46.470 --> 0:16:50.330 And bacteria hides in our bodies because if bacteria was 0:16:50.510 --> 0:16:53.530 outside the body, everyone would be like, get rid of 0:16:53.590 --> 0:16:54.030 this shit. 0:16:54.050 --> 0:16:54.960 It stinks like shit. 0:16:57.030 --> 0:17:00.109 The way you're describing this sounds like this is an 0:17:00.370 --> 0:17:03.780 evil presence, and you're all for it. I just don't 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:08.629 understand why you would want some sort of parasite or 0:17:08.950 --> 0:17:09.790 fucking thing to. 0:17:12.020 --> 0:17:14.679 hum into my body some fucking worm. 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:17.740 I'm listen first off it's not that i'm all for 0:17:17.810 --> 0:17:21.869 it kyle okay stop acting as if i'm supportive of 0:17:21.970 --> 0:17:23.390 parasites as if i. 0:17:23.530 --> 0:17:26.150 Wait a second no no no no a host don't 0:17:26.230 --> 0:17:29.470 you didn't you tell everybody that you had a fucking brain. 0:17:29.210 --> 0:17:34.540 Worm yeah fuck you man for bringing that up holy 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:38.220 shit that's wait a second that's private stuff what is 0:17:38.300 --> 0:17:42.560 a brain worm what All right, listen. First off, I'm 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:45.500 going to tell you right now, a brain worm is 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:48.760 a parasite that's a little worm that gets inside your head, 0:17:48.780 --> 0:17:50.700 and it lives in your head, and it tells you. 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:54.169 Things, okay? Is it still in there? 0:17:54.369 --> 0:17:58.550 Well, I told people when I was running for president 0:17:58.830 --> 0:18:02.710 that it was no longer in my brain, that it 0:18:02.780 --> 0:18:05.659 had died in... People thought it was a tumor and 0:18:06.260 --> 0:18:08.919 that what they noticed was a part of my brain 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:10.510 mass had been hollowed out. 0:18:10.830 --> 0:18:13.889 Oh, shit, like a fucking apple. 0:18:14.070 --> 0:18:19.030 Exactly like an apple. You never see an apple drawing 0:18:19.290 --> 0:18:23.260 in an educational setting and the worm is inside it. 0:18:23.660 --> 0:18:24.399 Like school. 0:18:25.180 --> 0:18:27.850 Exactly like school, Kyle. 0:18:27.869 --> 0:18:32.070 Holy shit. Well, my brain is the apple and the 0:18:32.170 --> 0:18:34.149 worm didn't die. 0:18:34.170 --> 0:18:38.190 He actually had just gone out for groceries that day. 0:18:38.230 --> 0:18:40.690 So you fucking lied to the public, essentially. 0:18:41.090 --> 0:18:44.730 Well, I have told- Oh, that's fucking dope. Okay, all right. 0:18:44.850 --> 0:18:45.879 I love lying. 0:18:45.950 --> 0:18:47.450 No, I'm all for lying. 0:18:47.470 --> 0:18:50.399 So you have actually, you have a brain worm inside 0:18:50.420 --> 0:18:51.060 your fucking brain. 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:54.939 Stupid little brain right now i still have a brain 0:18:54.980 --> 0:18:58.480 worm fuck you is it telling you what to do 0:18:58.820 --> 0:19:02.980 is it controlling you like plankton first up plankton doesn't 0:19:03.020 --> 0:19:05.040 control anything kyle. 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:09.439 No on spongebob i have what the hell is that 0:19:09.859 --> 0:19:13.480 that was a show uh. 0:19:12.420 --> 0:19:17.530 It's like um it's like sweet ren and stimpy It's 0:19:17.550 --> 0:19:21.270 like a show about a yellow like block or something. 0:19:21.810 --> 0:19:25.910 And he's friends. He's friends with like a pink dinosaur. 0:19:26.050 --> 0:19:29.990 And they like go around and they talk about like 0:19:30.109 --> 0:19:30.770 the ocean. 0:19:30.790 --> 0:19:31.990 Okay. 0:19:32.190 --> 0:19:35.670 Well, I don't know. You know, I don't have a 0:19:35.710 --> 0:19:37.350 point of reference for this guy. 0:19:37.850 --> 0:19:39.169 He never saw Spongebob. 0:19:40.350 --> 0:19:43.960 I'm sorry, I'm a 74-year-old man, Kyle. 0:19:43.980 --> 0:19:45.560 Why the fuck would I watch that? 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:48.350 Well, what did you watch? What cartoons do you watch? 0:19:48.890 --> 0:19:52.960 I watched... Speed Racer. 0:19:53.740 --> 0:19:56.420 Speed Racer? No, you fucking didn't. 0:19:56.500 --> 0:20:02.360 I watched the Flintstones. I watched Speed Racer. I watched 0:20:02.380 --> 0:20:05.010 the Flintstones. I watched.... 0:20:07.859 --> 0:20:09.659 That's it. Deputy Dog. 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:10.400 All right. 0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:13.220 I watched Deputy Dog. I watched the. 0:20:13.340 --> 0:20:18.270 Looney Tunes and, of course, a lot of the Disney cartoons. 0:20:20.710 --> 0:20:24.690 And in the Disney cartoons, there's also an intelligent worm 0:20:25.190 --> 0:20:29.149 that is very smart. And I like to think of 0:20:29.250 --> 0:20:30.369 my worm as that. 0:20:31.730 --> 0:20:36.850 Tell me what's your dynamic with this worm that's living 0:20:36.890 --> 0:20:39.040 inside your brain? 0:20:39.190 --> 0:20:43.639 If we're going to do this, I feel it's irresponsible 0:20:43.920 --> 0:20:48.639 for me to discuss my worm behind my back. I 0:20:48.660 --> 0:20:52.180 guess behind his back, but my back is his back. 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:55.040 Is that possible? We're going to talk to your worm? 0:20:55.619 --> 0:20:59.200 I am able to project my worm. 0:21:00.260 --> 0:21:01.320 Is it. 0:21:01.119 --> 0:21:05.060 You have like meta glasses or something? No, I don't 0:21:05.100 --> 0:21:06.560 have fucking meta glasses. 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:08.720 Look at me. Do I look like I'm wearing meta glasses? 0:21:09.240 --> 0:21:12.270 You have those big ass square glasses. I have a 0:21:12.330 --> 0:21:14.350 feeling like you're watching like women on the subway. 0:21:14.369 --> 0:21:17.649 I'm not wearing square glasses, Kyle. But what I am 0:21:17.750 --> 0:21:21.889 going to do is I have a Neuralink hooked up 0:21:21.990 --> 0:21:27.689 by our AI agent, Gordon, that I can project my worm... 0:21:28.210 --> 0:21:31.550 into our stream and my worm will be able to 0:21:31.630 --> 0:21:35.910