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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Have you guys heard Tender,

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Speaker 1: the most popular dating app in the universe is shutting down?

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Speaker 1: Shutting down, yep, shutting down. No, I'm lying about that.

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Speaker 1: It's not shouting down, it's the Jewel Show. But Tender

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Speaker 1: did release some big news today. The most popular dating

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Speaker 1: app in our known universe Tinder. You know, it's all

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Speaker 1: about accepting or rejecting someone in two seconds based on

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Speaker 1: a photo. Yes, they just added a new feature that

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Speaker 1: lets you do the exact opposite of that. Now you

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Speaker 1: can use Tender to go on a virtual blind date,

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Speaker 1: a virtual blind Yeah. They launched a new blind date

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Speaker 1: feature this week that forces you to chat with someone

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Speaker 1: before you go out with them. Yeah, talk to them first.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying you have to actually get to know

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Speaker 1: the person, Yeah, and not just be shallow and go

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Speaker 1: a new thank you you have about cleft in your

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Speaker 1: chin grows. I have nothing against people with clefts. They're fine,

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Speaker 1: you know, sometimes they can be great. Digital producer Christian

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Speaker 1: jumping in here. I don't care what Tinder is doing.

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Speaker 1: All I know is that I'm over here googling just

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Speaker 1: to make sure that Grinder isn't shutting down here. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: your girls, she needs text in four or six one.

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Speaker 1: Are you excited now that Tinder has a blind date option?

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Speaker 1: I wonder if they can't even see their name. I

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Speaker 1: wonder if you can see anything about them at all.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know what their name is? Or she's

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Speaker 1: just like, yeah, what if you can't even see their name?

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Speaker 1: It's a big deal. Wait, you don't put the weight. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: their name, it's a big deal. The name, mind date. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the name is a big deal because the name can

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Speaker 1: be a deal breaker in dating. Definitely. What's one name

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Speaker 1: that you would never hook up with? We all have

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Speaker 1: it a bunch, come to my mind. Definitely a Frank Frank,

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Speaker 1: Frank Todd Todd, Oh, I got it? Jim, Sorry Jim,

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that? Jim, Sorry Jim. What if they called himselself? James?

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Speaker 1: James signed because that was actually the name of the Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's one name you would never hook up with? Your Hey,

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Speaker 1: you thought you put thought into that Remever, I like that.

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Speaker 1: What's your name? My name is Lisa, Lisa, thank you

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Speaker 1: for calling. Have a going. What's a name that you

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Speaker 1: would never hook up with? Josh? Josh. That's my first

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Speaker 1: kid's dad. What's your name? Christ Christie? Thank you? What

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Speaker 1: is a name that you would never hook up with? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Would you? Okay? Would you? What about Jen? What if

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Speaker 1: they called themselves Jen? Jenny? Yeah? Yeah, maybe okay, but

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Speaker 1: if they demanded we called Jennifer every single time, you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't do it? All right? Thanks man. I don't like

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Speaker 1: Beth too much. I can't hear myself saying, oh, give

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Speaker 1: it to me, Beth. What is a name that you

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Speaker 1: would never hook up with? It sounds a really ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: but I was probably never hook up with another Jerry. Jerry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Jerry is a good one. Jerry. What is a name

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Speaker 1: that you would never hook up with? Um? Probably Matt not.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's like the male version of Karen

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Speaker 1: mat all right, Heyth, thank you, have a good day.

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Speaker 1: What's a name that you would never hook up with? George?

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Speaker 1: The second George? That's the second George? Oh man, George, Yeah, George,

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Speaker 1: you called yourself Margie. Probably not hooking up? No? Not

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Speaker 1: eight at eight three three one six one text and

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Speaker 1: four one to six one. We'll ask our digital producer Christian. Now, Christian,

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Speaker 1: what is a name you would not hook up with?

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Speaker 1: To be honest, there probably isn't one. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: all remember some people today. Hi, I'm Jewel. Freshmen Today,

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Speaker 1: men and women all across this great nation of ours

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Speaker 1: are hurting. They're scared, they're confused, and they're wondering where

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Speaker 1: they went wrong. And it's not their faults. Every Valentine's Day,

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Speaker 1: these trusting, innocent souls make the mistake of actually listening

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Speaker 1: when they're significant other tells them that they don't want

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Speaker 1: anything for Valentine's Day, needs some distraction. It's true. They

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Speaker 1: hear the words, no, let's not do anything this year

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Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day, or you don't need to get me flowers.

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, and somehow, somehow they believed their partner, and

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Speaker 1: now their significant other is angrily scrolling through TikTok and

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Speaker 1: seeing all the flowers and chocolates that Kyle got Jenna

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Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day, and every time they scroll past another

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Speaker 1: one of their friends getting thinks for Valentine's Day. The

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Speaker 1: fire inside them grow stronger and hotter, until they eventually explode.

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Speaker 1: They skirt out from their significant another's driveway, leaving them

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Speaker 1: standing in the middle of the streets, screaming things like

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Speaker 1: but you sit, he didn't want anything. Well, here at

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. For just pennies a day, you can

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Speaker 1: sponsor one of these global victims of this hallmark holiday

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Speaker 1: and eventually, if we all band together, they'll learn to

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Speaker 1: never believe that again. This has been a public service

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