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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you

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Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna be doing a podcast for the next hour or so,

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Speaker 2: it and talk to our guests. Any distractions would be

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Speaker 2: a difficulty for me. Speaking of our guests absolutely wonderful.

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Speaker 2: I think everyone is going to love this conversation. I

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Speaker 2: can guarantee it. It's Brandon Kyle Goodman, Brandon, Hi, Welcome to,

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Speaker 2: I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, I'm so happy to be here. This

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Speaker 3: is so exciting.

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Speaker 2: I've just given a big promise to the listener. I've

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Speaker 3: I know. I hope we tell them. I really do

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Speaker 3: hope we tell them. That's my goal.

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Speaker 2: People are going to be showing up at my house

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Speaker 2: to give it to them.

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Speaker 3: I think you said, I think that's good customer service.

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Speaker 2: Now, I run an honest business. Yeah, that's always right.

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Speaker 2: Everyone loves that about me as a business owner, and

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, she's an entrepreneur.

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Speaker 2: I feel that, Brandon, How are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm at home chatting with you. This is

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Speaker 3: Energy, which I love.

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Speaker 2: Well so far, so far.

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Speaker 3: I'm expecting chaos at the end of this, yeah, guaranteed.

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Speaker 2: Where are you? Whereabouts in the Los Angeles area?

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Speaker 3: I am in Hollywood, which I'm not. I don't love.

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Speaker 3: I don't love. I hate it.

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Speaker 4: I hate it here, but that is where I am.

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Speaker 4: I love my apartment, but I do hate Hollywood. So

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Speaker 2: What about Hollywood is driving you out of your mind?

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Speaker 3: What is not driving me out of my mind?

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Speaker 4: It's like, I mean, it's like if you got an

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Speaker 2: You know you're in deeply.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like in Hollywood, you know what.

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Speaker 4: My block is very quiet, and I'm like right above

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Speaker 2: Where are you in Highland Park?

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Speaker 3: Oh cute, I'll see what a dream?

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Speaker 3: Jealous? So there's so much space behind you. Look at

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Speaker 2: How long have you been in Hollywood?

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Speaker 3: Two years?

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Speaker 4: So we moved in May, and then literally a few

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Speaker 3: So then we were trapped little situation.

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Speaker 2: And was Hollywood your first neighborhood in La.

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Speaker 4: No, So when I first moved to LA, I lived

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Speaker 3: And then we were uh, like not we you know,

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Speaker 4: We had the zip code, but it's not like where

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Speaker 3: For two years. I think that math works. I don't.

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Speaker 2: It's too much moving.

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Speaker 3: Look at me, I'm upset. I'm gonna take it to moving.

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Speaker 2: And you feel like the geography is going to do it?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, I feel like I'll find my perfect

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Speaker 2: Right, no problems from there on.

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Speaker 3: I should find the right apartment.

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Speaker 2: But what else has been going on in your life?

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Speaker 3: What else?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 3: I'm writing on a show. So I just went back

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Speaker 4: So it's great, you know, staring at a screen all

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Speaker 4: I feel like the exciting things that are happening. I

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Speaker 4: don't this podcast. I feel like it's not s A

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Speaker 2: You can talk about whatever you want. The door is open.

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Speaker 2: For whatever reason, Apple has rated this an explicit podcast,

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Speaker 2: and I feel like, where did that come from?

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Speaker 3: We're not delivering the explicity explicitness I can.

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Speaker 2: So that's what's exciting going on in your life? Just

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Speaker 4: Explicit behavior? Yes, good, you can't talk about on a podcast.

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Speaker 2: What explicit behavior does the listener tolerate? And it's impossible

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Speaker 4: It's what I'm excited about is that people are probably

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Speaker 2: It's none of your business, listener. It's you know, that

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Speaker 2: You've got to keep people. You've got to just bait people.

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Speaker 4: The podcast planting these seeds. And maybe we'll pay it off.

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Speaker 2: Here's a question for you. Have you ever bought an

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Speaker 2: I've recently found myself in a position where I need

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Speaker 2: I've never done this before, okay, and it is excruciating.

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Speaker 3: Need just one chair. It's so much money. The accent

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Speaker 2: And for nothing. They're a decoration.

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Speaker 3: No one even sits, isn't it because it's cost so

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have in my living room there's enough space

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Speaker 2: but sure, you start looking at these things. They're extremely

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Speaker 2: I it's going to be months before I settle on one.

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Speaker 2: You're sitting here in front of a I mentioned this

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Speaker 2: before we began recording a wall fully decorated.

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Speaker 4: With art, absolutely, but the trick has a majority of

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Speaker 2: So you could have me fooled.

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Speaker 2: It was the was the nailing them into the like

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Speaker 2: Perfect. That stresses me out. Hanging art is I've been

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Speaker 3: Of art anything. Yeah, and even that, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Well, you're like, like, it's a reflection of you when

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Speaker 2: A blank wall is the worst reflection. It's so scary

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Speaker 3: Whenever I see a blank wall, I do get concerned.

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Speaker 3: But that's La.

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Speaker 4: La loves a blank wall, whereas I feel like New

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Speaker 2: That's very true. I think that is kind of the

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Speaker 3: And we're gonna do here, We're gonna break it here.

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Speaker 2: That just broke the story. People are going to the

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Speaker 2: printing presses. We've found one final difference between these cities,

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Speaker 2: something that new transplants from either city can talk about.

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Speaker 2: It's what's being hung on the wall.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, New York has a nice, busy wall. Rooms are

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Speaker 3: Yes. La is minimalist.

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Speaker 4: She doesn't want she doesn't. I think she wants, you know,

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Speaker 3: Babes?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, lord, oh lord? Do you drive?

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Speaker 3: I do? Do you? Oh? Yeah, I learned to drive

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Speaker 3: I learned in New York and I'm grateful for that.

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Speaker 2: So with this, uh, circling back to this group of

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Speaker 4: Yes, so I used to work in specifically in New York.

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Speaker 3: Or I worked at Flywheel. These are like boutique fitness student.

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Speaker 4: So I worked for Flywheel fly Bar, but they also

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Speaker 2: And then a reality show.

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Speaker 4: Literally, I think they've probably done this and it's not interesting.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's why I'm not a reality producer. I didn't

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Speaker 3: Brandon, what kind of reality show do you like?

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Speaker 2: The only Okay, so, the only real reality show that

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Speaker 2: I've watched consistently is very recent Real Housewives of Salt

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do you watch it?

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Speaker 3: How are you feel?

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Speaker 2: Very high drama from moment one?

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Speaker 4: Because all of our housewives are going to jail, and

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Speaker 4: it's just I shouldn't find it delicious to watch, but

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Speaker 2: If all of these women end up in the same prison.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we can just end earth. That will be

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Speaker 3: And we could do another reality show, right.

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Speaker 2: No, I really love the show. I like, I had

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Speaker 2: will be it. Yes, and it's worked very well.

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Speaker 3: You should also try Atlanta.

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Speaker 3: Atlanta and Potomac are really they deliver? They really do deliver.

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Speaker 2: Are they like also very high drama?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Of course the highness. If it's not high drama,

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Speaker 3: what are we doing here? So?

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Speaker 2: Should I start with Atlanta? Then?

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Speaker 4: I think so I actually one of my friends loved

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Speaker 4: I think Atlanta well because also, like Atlanta has a

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Speaker 3: So excited.

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Speaker 4: I think it was like the third franchise, so they've

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Speaker 4: is if you start like season one, like the fashions

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Speaker 4: look how they look today. So watching that journey, that

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Speaker 3: Uh, evidence, I see hours and hours of footage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I've tried Beverly Hills a couple of times, and that's

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Speaker 4: Beverly Hills is hard. I'm into it now. Beverly Hills

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 3: Care about your problems.

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Speaker 4: But eventually I think they find the right rhythm and

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Speaker 4: it works, and this season is especially very good.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well we'll see. Yeah, I started watching Survivor recently.

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Speaker 2: I'm twenty years late. Oh my god, what having a

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Speaker 4: I haven't watched Survivors since season one, which we were

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Speaker 2: No, we were, certainly. I mean it was a very

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Speaker 3: Are you starting from the beginning or you just started, Like.

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Speaker 2: There were like two seasons on Netflix that a friend

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Speaker 3: How gripping it was back in the day because we

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Speaker 2: Well, and in some ways it's good where it's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: people just like hating camping for forty five days.

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Speaker 3: I hate camping for an hour.

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Speaker 2: Somebody burns their hands off. Oh no, that guy falls

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Speaker 3: No, that's my hell. The river is literally my hell.

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Speaker 3: Like that like to me, if like if hell is real,

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Speaker 2: You hate to camp, hate it.

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Speaker 4: I could write a whole dissertation about how much I

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 4: In my defense, one, I'm from New York, who can

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Speaker 4: like New Yorkers don't fucking camp. But two, I just

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Speaker 3: Of trees and grass and dust and knowledge.

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Speaker 3: It's a it's a whole thing.

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Speaker 4: So I think, in my defense, camping or any kind

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Speaker 3: On my body. And it's not just me being bougie

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Speaker 2: But so, like, what extent have you camped?

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Speaker 4: You know, like in middle school we used to go

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Speaker 3: Real grown camping. Uh, I won't. I never never appealed

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Speaker 2: So I did.

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Speaker 3: Camp and that's outside and that's enough for me.

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Speaker 4: The cabins were gross to me, you know, like you

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Speaker 2: Cab Could I encourage you to sleep on dirt?

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Speaker 1: Yo?

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Speaker 4: If you can't a bed in a cabin is miserable?

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Speaker 4: How will I do inside of a piece of fabric

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Speaker 3: No, not me.

449
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Speaker 2: Could I offer you an opportunity to have no running

450
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Speaker 2: water or toilets?

451
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Speaker 3: Sounds awful?

452
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,440
Speaker 4: When people tell me they find themselves out there, I'm like, ah,

453
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,200
Speaker 4: really wow, sounds wow?

454
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Speaker 3: Good for you?

455
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Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, I I like to imagine I love camping,

456
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,439
Speaker 2: but I haven't been in a decade. I haven't. I

457
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,240
Speaker 2: actually I can't speak to it at this point. Why

458
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,200
Speaker 2: am I sitting here trying to encourage someone else?

459
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 3: To camp. My husband loves that.

460
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Speaker 2: Does that cause trouble between you two? Is like, why

461
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,879
Speaker 2: don't you come camping with me?

462
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,879
Speaker 4: It did in the beginning, and then he learned very

463
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,600
Speaker 4: quickly that that was a battle he was going to lose.

464
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,600
Speaker 3: So he gave up on it and we're both happier

465
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Speaker 3: for it.

466
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Speaker 2: You know, That's the secret. Sometimes there are things that

467
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,520
Speaker 2: are just not another person's cup of tea.

468
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Speaker 4: Leave it alone, yeah, because if you drag them, they're

469
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 4: going to be miserable. It's going to ruin your time.

470
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Speaker 2: Right, So he's going camping on his own.

471
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Speaker 4: Yes, or with friends who like to camp, because I

472
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Speaker 4: don't know, I feel like we're kindred spirit. I have

473
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,920
Speaker 4: a face where if I'm upset, it just I don't

474
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Speaker 4: know how to fake that.

475
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 3: It's just there.

476
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,600
Speaker 4: So I will make you feel uncomfortable and you're like, wow,

477
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:50,840
Speaker 4: he's mad.

478
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Speaker 2: Why did we bring bread? Okay? Look, speaking about things

479
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:03,639
Speaker 2: that are kind of uncomfortable and inconvenient, yea unsettling. I

480
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 2: asked you on this podcast recently, and I was so

481
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 2: excited Brandon's going to be on the podcast. We'll have

482
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,360
Speaker 2: a nice time, we'll get to know each other, we'll

483
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 2: move on with our lives and hopefully never see each

484
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,440
Speaker 2: other again. That was the place, just have that one

485
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:20,479
Speaker 2: golden moment. And so, you know, we scheduled everything. We

486
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 2: were getting ready and the podcast is called I said

487
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 2: No Gifts, Yes, very clear title. It's all over the internet,

488
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 2: it was people are screaming up from the rooftops. It's

489
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 2: in all of our emails. I have plenty of you know,

490
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 2: I've got documents indicating that you're familiar. I'm familiar.

491
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I think you sent me a contract too that

492
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Speaker 3: I've designed that said.

493
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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, right, there could be some legal action here.

494
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Speaker 3: I signed it in blood too. It was really crazy.

495
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,360
Speaker 2: I thought that was a little dramatic.

496
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,160
Speaker 3: I go, but you know, I like the dramas.

497
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 2: We're in the middle of a pandemic. I was thinking, oh,

498
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 2: this material here.

499
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Speaker 3: A story.

500
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 2: Look, I was a little surprised when I opened the

501
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 2: door earlier and it appeared there was something from me,

502
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 2: not from me, for you, for me. The operating here

503
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 2: is for me from Brandon.

504
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, Richard, I'm a rebel. You know, I don't like authority, So.

505
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 2: You're kind of a James Dean.

506
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.

507
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, look, you know everyone has their brand and

508
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,239
Speaker 2: so I mean, I guess let's just get it out

509
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 2: in the open here. Is this a gift for me?

510
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 3: It is a gift for you.

511
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you told me not to bring one, and

512
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 4: you know, I was like, fuck it, it's opposite day.

513
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 3: So I'm going to sent you.

514
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,919
Speaker 2: Well, do you want me to it's kind of in

515
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 2: this black bag here. You want me to open it

516
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 2: here on the podcast.

517
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Speaker 4: I'd love you too, because there's something I love more

518
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 4: than people opening gifts that I've given them in front

519
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 4: of me. It's my I like to stare at them

520
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:01,879
Speaker 4: in their eyes as they do that.

521
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get some tissue near the microphone.

522
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:17,439
Speaker 3: Yes, really, let the people feel. Yeah, yeah, just crinkle crinkle.

523
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 2: Oh wait, you've sent me Vasiline body bomb, Yes, very much. So,

524
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 2: I'm I'm not familiar with a full body bomb. I'm

525
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 2: familiar with a bomb. I'm familiar with the obvious, with

526
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Speaker 2: the brand Vaciline.

527
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 3: Absolutely, this is.

528
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 2: A jelly stick. Is this something a new product on

529
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Speaker 2: the market? Tell me just get into it here.

530
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Speaker 4: Well, I just want to point out that I did

531
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Speaker 4: give you the brand name Vaciline, So this is high quality.

532
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Speaker 3: I appreciate it.

533
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Speaker 4: I didn't get you like the CBS version. I got

534
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 4: you the Vasolene body Bomb. For people who don't know

535
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 4: it comes in like it looks like an oversized glue stick. Yes,

536
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 4: you know, jelly is a really it throws you off

537
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 4: a little bit because you think it's going to be

538
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 4: soft or like a kind of like a lotion.

539
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 3: It's not.

540
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 4: It's still the same like thick. It's like a chapstick.

541
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 4: It's a Vacillaine chapstick, but instead of you can put

542
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 4: it on your lips if you want. It's it looks

543
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 4: weird because it's oversized. As I said, I.

544
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Speaker 2: Would love to pull one of these out of my

545
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 2: bag in the grocery store and just suddenly rub it.

546
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that's a really large chapstick.

547
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Speaker 4: Sorry, this is you know something that is I put

548
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,919
Speaker 4: on my face in the morning. I rub it on

549
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 4: my face to get my moisture in. You could put

550
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 4: it on your hands, anyone in your body. For me,

551
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 4: it's the face. It's the first thing I do when

552
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 4: I wake up because what I do is I work out,

553
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 4: so I don't want to do a whole washing my

554
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 4: face moisture. But I do want to give my face

555
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 4: some moisture because I've been sleeping right body bomb right

556
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 4: there on the face, rub her in and now she's glowing,

557
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 4: and then she goes to do her workout. And in

558
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 4: the day, if you get dry and you don't want

559
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 4: to use your expensive moisturizer, then you fucking pull out

560
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 4: that little glue stick vasiline and rub her wherever you

561
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 4: need to.

562
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 2: How long? How long has this product been in your life?

563
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 4: This product has been my life for uh. I think

564
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,880
Speaker 4: the pandemic, the length of the pandemic, like.

565
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: It's a recent a year and a half.

566
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 3: Vasoline I've known since childhood.

567
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Speaker 2: Obviously, you know, we all, I mean, for whatever reason,

568
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 2: vasoline has just kind of it's one of these products

569
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 2: we all know from birth.

570
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Speaker 3: We do.

571
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,239
Speaker 4: And when I was twenty, a friend of mine in

572
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 4: college the most sickening skin you've ever seen black women,

573
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 4: just gorgeous, gorgeous sickening.

574
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 3: And I was like, what do you use? She said, vasileine.

575
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 3: That's it, just vascilae, just vacile She watched the faces. Vaciline.

576
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 4: I said, unreal, not true, because here we are all

577
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,880
Speaker 4: using like gold and silver and all these infused products.

578
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 3: It's rose serums and she's like just.

579
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 4: Basoline and fourteen years later here I am using, Oh,

580
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 4: it's full circle.

581
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 2: Wow, this is incredible. So but you do say you

582
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 2: wake up and put it on. It's a pre workout,

583
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 2: so I assume there's some showering and everything afterwards, and

584
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 2: then what are you putting vaseline back on? Or is

585
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,199
Speaker 2: there a fancy product?

586
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 4: There's a fancier product after after the workout, you know,

587
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 4: but we use them sparingly because.

588
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 3: They're fancy, and then you know, we can't just like

589
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 3: keep buying them.

590
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 2: So like, what what are we talking about here?

591
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 3: I can't even pronounce them, that's the thing. It's like,

592
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 3: is it a.

593
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 4: VNA, there's a there's a there's one that's in French.

594
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 4: It's in the I cream. It's very tiny and I'm

595
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 4: not going to tell you how much it costs or

596
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 4: what it is because I don't wan people to judge me.

597
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 4: I don't go camping, so you understand the product that's speed.

598
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 4: My money on products that's going have gone towards a tent,

599
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 4: and I prefer to spend it on my I creams

600
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 4: and my my moisturizer instead of the tents.

601
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: So so have you kind of slowly built up this

602
00:27:55,240 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 2: moisturizing routine over the years or based on recommendation or

603
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 2: what do you do well?

604
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 4: What happened was last summer I discovered Instagram stories and

605
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 4: I said, wow, look at this face.

606
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 3: It's it's it needs to help.

607
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 2: I can't ave you have great skin, thank.

608
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 3: You because of the products. Honey.

609
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 2: I cannot imagine your skin was in such horrible condition

610
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 2: a year ago.

611
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 4: It was the skin was fine, you know, because black

612
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 4: don't crack is it was fine. But I thought we

613
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 4: can do better. So I reached out to a friend

614
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 4: of mine who is a makeup artist and so good

615
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 4: at skin like that is literally what she does. She

616
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 4: develops routines, and I sent her photos of myself and

617
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 4: then she sent back a long regimen and introduced all

618
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 4: these new products. Kept some of my same products, but

619
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 4: then introduced some new stuff and my god, vasoline Bomb

620
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 4: body Bomb was one of them. She said, whenever you

621
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 4: feel dry, I just apply this, and I was like, work.

622
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 2: That's so. At least one thing is within everyone's budget. Yes,

623
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: the vasoline right, yes, yeah. I had a makeup artists

624
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 2: recommend a bunch of things a year and a half

625
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: ago or so, and I looked them up online, like

626
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 2: what is like this person must be in serious financial trouble.

627
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 2: These things cost hundreds of dollars. What are we talking about?

628
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 3: Yes, it's yeah, I don't short circuiting. Yeah, trying to

629
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 3: justify this to to the people.

630
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot, but it is an investment.

631
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 3: It is an investment.

632
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 4: And also I'll say, like, no, not all the products

633
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 4: are that crazy. Like I you know, I still use

634
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 4: my Veno lotion. That's why I swear by.

635
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 2: God bless I. From moment one of this podcast, I've

636
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 2: been talking about a vino, and my first guest harassed

637
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 2: me NonStop about a vino, and so I'm just going

638
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 2: to keep screaming it from the rooftop. Absolutely, I think

639
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: it's great. I think it's great, just very mild.

640
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 4: It's wonderful. I love Avina. I've been using it for years.

641
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 4: I just had a box of four show up yesterday.

642
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 4: It's my dream, this is my dream. I'm never sure

643
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 4: with anyone. I'm sharing it with you. My dream is

644
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 4: to replace Jennifer ana Set.

645
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you absolutely.

646
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 4: That's the face of Vena. I say, you know, there's

647
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 4: a new white woman in town and she's black and

648
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 4: it's me.

649
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 2: How do this podcast is the beginning of that dream? Jen,

650
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 2: get out of the way.

651
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 3: Watch your back.

652
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 4: I also want the smart water deal too, Like I'm

653
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 4: coming for you, Jennifer Annason.

654
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 2: Just know that you kind of are the Jennifer Anison

655
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 2: of this podcast. I'll say, everyone loves you. You're kind

656
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 2: of and every woman.

657
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,719
Speaker 4: That's what everyone's saying at home. They're like, ooh, I

658
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 4: love him. He's the Jennifer anistad.

659
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 2: Absolutely Jennifer Annas. And she's she seems like a decent egg.

660
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Speaker 3: Yeah, she seems nice and sweet.

661
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't seem like a trouble maker.

662
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 3: Right, I've never seen her in trouble to see her

663
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 3: collecting these checks.

664
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Speaker 2: Honestly, I heard from someone, and this could be untrue,

665
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 2: that her house has no walls. Do we believe that.

666
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 3: Her house has no walls? How do you do that?

667
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 3: There has been maybe just.

668
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 2: Beams, maybe it's just columns and beams, But that to me,

669
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 2: that just sounds like a bug's paradise.

670
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 3: I wow, very modern.

671
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,479
Speaker 2: Right, I mean to the point that you are just

672
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 2: constantly being And maybe she also has excellent, like Mosquito

673
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 2: security exactly. But as maybe the most famous woman in

674
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 2: the world not having any walls.

675
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 3: She's so rich she doesn't need walls. I'm confused, she's

676
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 3: transcended walls walls.

677
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 2: She's just slathering a Veno on and kind of slipping

678
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 2: and sliding around this wallless home. Look, I'm just repeating

679
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 2: an unsubstantiated rumor that I heard from someone I can't

680
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 2: even remember. I may have just had a dream about this.

681
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 3: And these are our favorite rumors.

682
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 4: Our favorite rumors are the ones we don't rememb where

683
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 4: they came from.

684
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 3: Those are the best.

685
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 2: How do we get Jen on this podcast to answer

686
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 2: this burning question.

687
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 3: We have to ask? Were like she saw that at

688
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 3: Veno check she was like, you know what, I want

689
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 3: a house where I waltz. I love that.

690
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 2: I love that for Maybe she's kind of a meet

691
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 2: Maybe this is where I'm in kind of I relate

692
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 2: to Jen. She doesn't like hanging art. She's like, get

693
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 2: rid of the mills. I can't think about the stress

694
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 2: of putting up art. Just get rid of the walls.

695
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 3: And she's like, I don't want blank walls either, So

696
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 3: you know, solution no als, Yes.

697
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, nature will be my art and I will just

698
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's the only thing I can think

699
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 2: of at this point. When you're Jenniferanison, you can kind

700
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 2: of do whatever you want. I think, so what we

701
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 2: need to do is for you to replace her as

702
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:44,959
Speaker 2: the Vino spokesperson, the smart Water spokesperson. She'll have kind

703
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 2: of a fall from Grace.

704
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 4: I can also do the morning show, like if you

705
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,959
Speaker 4: know REESEA. This one's cool about it, Like, I'm happy

706
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 4: to step in. I mean, you know, in the nineties,

707
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 4: they replace the AMTHEBS, they replace the Harriet Winslows.

708
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 3: I'm happy they replaced Jenniferanson.

709
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 2: Season season three, Brandon Goodman as Jennifer En. I look,

710
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 2: all of these feel like totally feasible dreams, and I'm

711
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 2: kind of a dream maker.

712
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 4: I really sense that. As soon as I logged on,

713
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 4: I was like, dream maker.

714
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: I look at myself as a genie type, and so

715
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 2: I just bring a guest on the podcast and say

716
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 2: give me your wishes.

717
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 3: And we manifest it. Right. Yeah, I sense that.

718
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 2: This podcast is essentially kind of just a vision board

719
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 2: for the guest. And so you've thrown the penny in

720
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 2: the well and Jen Andison, You're gonna just look over

721
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 2: your shoulder NonStop.

722
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 3: Watch out girl.

723
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 2: I'm so glad to you know this moisturizing. I do

724
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: like a new moisturizing experiment. Yeah, and this one especially

725
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 2: pre like early morning, I have to go to the

726
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 2: gym or something.

727
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 4: Absolutely. And as the winter's coming, the skin drives a

728
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 4: lot more often. I know we're in La so it

729
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,239
Speaker 4: doesn't get as cold, but you know, LA mornings can

730
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 4: be really cold in the winter.

731
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get to the late fort not late forties,

732
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 2: high forties.

733
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 3: Hy high forties. Yeah, which is cold.

734
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 2: It feels cold to me. I mean, I know New.

735
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 4: York's are like shut the fuck some many of these

736
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 4: clos is like yo, shut the fuck up last night of.

737
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 2: His seventy two degrees and I said, I have to

738
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 2: take a jacket with me. And I wore the jacket

739
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 2: the whole time.

740
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 4: Yes, the other day I was going out to dinner,

741
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 4: looked at the low it said sixty five. I said, no, no, no,

742
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 4: dunim jacket immediately, no, no, no, no, no, sixty five freezing.

743
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 2: We're looking for these jacket wearing opportunities. Everyone loves to

744
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 2: have a jacket on and we've been deprived for months. Yeah,

745
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 2: I'll take the excuse. And now you know, I don't know,

746
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 2: I don't know where am I going with this. I

747
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 2: was going to try to relate it to vasily, you know, but.

748
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 3: What it's okay, we're here, listen.

749
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 4: I think the listeners are here with us, and they

750
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,240
Speaker 4: understand that we love layers.

751
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 3: You know, that's really where.

752
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 2: Saying everyone loves a layer, I mean summer months, god

753
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 2: bless them.

754
00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 3: But love a craptop.

755
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 2: I've never worn a crop top. I'm only recently really

756
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 2: getting comfortable wearing shorts. Okay, so you know, maybe that's

757
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 2: next summer for me. Next summer crop tops, crop tops.

758
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 4: That's what I'll send you next time you tell me

759
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 4: I have to send you a gift as a crop top.

760
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 2: We're going to book you for next week's episode as well.

761
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna kind of drag you into a never

762
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 2: ending gift giving spiral. Once you get the a Veno deal,

763
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 2: I am going to ask you back on and I

764
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,439
Speaker 2: want the gift to be a car, So just keep

765
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 2: that in mind.

766
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 4: For you'll keep that in mind. I will keep that

767
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 4: in mind. I'll keep pushing the date that I have

768
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 4: to come back next week for the next week, for sure.

769
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 4: Next week.

770
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 2: I was at a car dealership yesterday and it was

771
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 2: the most unbelievably stressful experience of maybe the last year

772
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 2: for me.

773
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 3: Cars are stressful when you have to get that are

774
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 3: you are you buying? What's going on the least on?

775
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 2: My car is almost up and so like and go.

776
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 2: But there's a car shortage, which is just a car

777
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 2: short edge. I am telling you, it's unlike anything I've

778
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 2: ever seen. Well, wow, this is I've never had a

779
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 2: car salesman be like, Okay, you can just leave because

780
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 2: like they just tell you the price basically, and they're like,

781
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: we're not budgeting.

782
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 3: We're not we're not doing anything.

783
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,760
Speaker 2: You see the two cars we have in a lot,

784
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 2: and so take your pick. We'll charge you six times

785
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 2: as much as it's worth. So we're extending the lease.

786
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 3: What perfect?

787
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 2: Wasn't it familiar that this was even an option?

788
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 3: Yes?

789
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 4: I did it for my first car because I wasn't

790
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 4: ready to get or I wasn't financially ready to get

791
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 4: in a second car.

792
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 3: So I extended my lease on that car. I think

793
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 3: for like, I think six months or something.

794
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 2: Six months. I think that's kind of the minimum or

795
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 2: the usual.

796
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, but so yeah, which is great. It gives you

797
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 3: a little more time so you don't have to feel

798
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 3: rushed or forced into anything.

799
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I called I'm also becoming familiar with a car broker.

800
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 2: Have you ever used a car broker?

801
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 3: Wait, a car broker, somebody tell me this.

802
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 4: They will go to like the different places haggle for you,

803
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 4: and like it's.

804
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 2: It's like, I called this guy. I thought I hit

805
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 2: you know. I was like, I'm going to go to

806
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 2: the dealership learn my lesson. Almost immediately came home, called

807
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 2: the guy that the friend recommended. He was so straightforward.

808
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 2: So he's like, do not go to a dealership. I

809
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 2: also can't help you right now. You have to extend

810
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: your lease call me in six months. So I was like, okay, wow,

811
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: that feels already like a nice positive step forward. Yeah,

812
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 2: I'm I mean, god willing, I'll never return to a

813
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 2: car dealership. Yeah, they don't even charge you anything. The

814
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 2: car broker does all of this and then they I

815
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 2: don't know how it works.

816
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 3: I'm sure they'll take a percentage somehow.

817
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 2: Do they take it from the dealer or something? Oh wow,

818
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 2: So you like as a person. They just do this

819
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 2: for you.

820
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 3: I don't know.

821
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 2: I guess they must make decent money doing it. Yes,

822
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 2: And because that to me sounds like the worst job

823
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: in the world. I would rather scrape gum off of floors.

824
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 3: But absolutely I would hate to go from dealership to

825
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 3: dealership trying out cars. But some people really love cars.

826
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,399
Speaker 2: And some people, I think, like our they love the negotiating,

827
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 2: the game of it. That's not me. I can't negotiate.

828
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 3: I'm terrible at it. This is you know what what

829
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 3: agents and things are for. Because I'm like I will,

830
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 3: I'll fight.

831
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 2: I need a bit of a psycho to just kind

832
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 2: of go for it. I'm not going to do it,

833
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 2: so car broker will see in six months. I wish

834
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 2: there was a car broker for accent chairs now that

835
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about it.

836
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 3: Ah, that would be great. I think they're called interior designers,

837
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 3: and they're very pricing.

838
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 2: They're so expensive. That's a Jenna Aniston budget.

839
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 3: Yes.

840
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 4: Now, I'm sure her house within the walls plenty of

841
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 4: accent chairs, right, you have to replace the walls with something.

842
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 2: She just has a bonfire, constantly roaring. It's just accent

843
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 2: chairs just piled on top of each other keeps her warm.

844
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 4: She must you know, accent chairs too, because we tried

845
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 4: to get one, and because you want to get like

846
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 4: customized a little bit, and it's you gotta wait for

847
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 4: the fab racing and it's so much money.

848
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,280
Speaker 2: It's like, it's like having a baby.

849
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,320
Speaker 3: It's truly.

850
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,439
Speaker 2: I probably would have an easier time having a baby.

851
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,959
Speaker 4: Some new mother is like, it is not like having

852
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 4: a baby, but for us, yes, it feels like that.

853
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 2: It's as close as I'm going to get. Oh, okay, Brandon,

854
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 2: it's time to play a game.

855
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I love a game.

856
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 2: Do you want to play a game called Gift or

857
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 2: a Curse or a game called Gift Master. I'll tell

858
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 2: you how it works once we begin playing.

859
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 3: Of course, yeah it scares me, so Gift to a.

860
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 2: Curse Okay, I need a number between one and ten seven. Okay,

861
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 2: I have to do some light calculating, so I have

862
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 2: to go get the game pieces. While I'm doing this,

863
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 2: you can promote something. You can recommend something, you can

864
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 2: suggest a favorite type of food. Whatever you want to do.

865
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 2: I'll be right back.

866
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 4: Okay, what shall I promote? Well, if you follow me

867
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 4: at Brandon Cale Goodman. Every Monday, I do something called

868
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 4: Messy Mondays, which is where people this is actually explicit behavior.

869
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 4: People send me their messiest moments of the week and

870
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 4: I talk about it and give my reactions and my advice.

871
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 4: We talk about sexual things, like I think last week

872
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 4: we talking about how to douche?

873
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 3: Can I say that on the douche friend doush?

874
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 2: You don't have the tiptoe around this. We're all adults.

875
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 3: We're all adults. We talked about rim Josh.

876
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 2: Well, maybe there's a huge child audience that I don't

877
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 2: know about, but.

878
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 4: Who knows a very youthful audience that loves talking about gifts.

879
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 4: We uh did ask eating last week, and we did

880
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 4: dealing with uncircumcised penises the week before. It's a lot

881
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 4: of fun so on Mondays, Messy Monday's Branda Cogan Man.

882
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a great promotion.

883
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 3: That's a promotion.

884
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like your Instagram stories are extremely educational, right,

885
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 2: and you just confront things that people need to talk about. Yes,

886
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 2: you're like the fun older brother that just knows everything.

887
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what I like to come off as instead of,

888
00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 4: you know, all the shame I like you to feel

889
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 4: a safe space to talk about your nasty thing.

890
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 2: You're what have you? Okay, this is how the game works, Brandon.

891
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 2: I'm going to name three things. You're gonna tell me

892
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 2: if there're a gift or a curse and why, and

893
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 2: then just be very careful because you can lose the game.

894
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 2: So many people have lost this game.

895
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 3: How do you lose the game?

896
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 2: Because there are correct answers?

897
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, so just.

898
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 2: Be aware little yes please? Okay, first step, gift, you're

899
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 2: a curse. Geese a curse? And why they'll attack you?

900
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 3: You know, birds should be majestic and sweet and kind,

901
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 3: and geese are not swans neither. Yeah, that's a curse, hony.

902
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 2: No.

903
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 3: And do they fly? That's a curse. No, No, it's

904
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 3: a curse.

905
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 2: Sorry, now you've started the game off in a horrible way.

906
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 2: Geese are a gift, and almost basically for the exact

907
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 2: reason you just explained, they're so violent. There's so mean

908
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 2: geese has I've been bitten by a goose and this

909
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 2: is a gift. I love it. I love the danger element.

910
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 3: You're kinky, you like the pain?

911
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 2: Yes, you know you can't expect them to forget their

912
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 2: dinosaur past. They're violent, mean little creatures. They just want

913
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 2: to be left alone. They have those beaks are dangerous.

914
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 3: This is why I'm the Jennifer Aniston because I think

915
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 3: the listeners will agree are cursed.

916
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 2: I'm now imagining Jennifer Andison kind of being chased around

917
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 2: her house by a goose. Okay, well, okay, zero for

918
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 2: one so far, but that's fine. I don't want to

919
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,720
Speaker 2: shake your confidence. But what are you going to do? Okay?

920
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 2: Second up, this is a listener suggestion. Someone named Nick

921
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 2: Nick has written in and suggested gift or a curse

922
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 2: playlists musical playlists.

923
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And there's nothing in between gift

924
00:42:59,239 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 3: and curse.

925
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: Right, there's no middle ground here, no gray area.

926
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,479
Speaker 3: To work with, no gray areas here. Yes, and stick

927
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 3: to that. That's you know, it's good to have really

928
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 3: strong boundaries. Boundaries. Yeah, yeah, that's that's what it is.

929
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 3: Playlists are they are? They are curson, They're curses. You

930
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 3: know what, they're curses?

931
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 4: Curses Because I used to work in fitnesses, you know,

932
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 4: full circle moment here we go. So I used to

933
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 4: teach classes and all I would have to do is

934
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 4: make playlists. All that you make a new playlist, and

935
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 4: everyone has thoughts about what they want to hear, and

936
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're gonna hear Beyonce. Shut the fuck up.

937
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 4: It's like it's a wrap, get out of here. So

938
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 4: playlists stress me the fuck out. So for me, a

939
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 4: playlist is a curse. I want to listen to a

940
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 4: whole album. Make a good album, you know what I'm saying,

941
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 4: so I can listen to it from beginning to end.

942
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 3: Whatever happened to that? Oh yeah, I'm ready to go

943
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:57,240
Speaker 3: on a tangent.

944
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 2: Okay, Brandon, I love this argument you've made. I love

945
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 2: the logic here. Unfortunately, Wow, Now they're absolutely a gift.

946
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 2: You're Look, you're bringing a lot of baggage to this. Yeah,

947
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 2: of course, making playlists for your clients, that kind of

948
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 2: that sounds like hell and hell, especially when it is

949
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 2: a workout plays playlist. It's like there are only so

950
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 2: many it's dance, or it's pop, or it's R and B.

951
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 2: Like there, we're not putting on old country music for

952
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 2: you to work out too.

953
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 3: I am not putting that on anyway.

954
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 2: So look, you unfortunately you brought all that with you.

955
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 3: I have baggage.

956
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 2: I love a good playlist.

957
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 3: You're right.

958
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 2: I love putting together. I mean it can feel like

959
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 2: putting together a little puzzle. It's very satisfying when you

960
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 2: do it. And if somebody sends you a good playlist,

961
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 2: you might learn something new. You might you new.

962
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 3: H Yeah, I deserve to lose. I deserve to lose.

963
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 2: You do, You've earned this loss.

964
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 3: It's shameful because you know, when it's the right playlist,

965
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 3: it's just wonderful. And it's also remember like back in

966
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 3: middle school where you would like burn your CD. You

967
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 3: might have a very young audience. I know, we just

968
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 3: talked about that kindergarten, very very young.

969
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 4: Back in the day, as old folks, we used to

970
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 4: burn CDs and not burn them with fire, but you

971
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 4: know that's what they called it. When you would make

972
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 4: your playlists and then put them on a CD and

973
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 4: you would give them to friends.

974
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 3: And that was always so sweete so fun. Do you

975
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 3: remember Napster?

976
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 2: Of course Napster? Was it Kasa or Kazar or something

977
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 2: like so sure?

978
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 3: Lime Wire?

979
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 2: Yes, I think there was Morpheus.

980
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 3: Those were revolutionary.

981
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 2: They changed our lives.

982
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 3: I mean, wow, it was like AOL and napstore. That

983
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 3: was it. That was I was set and porn.

984
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 2: You know, the internet has brought us everything good and bad.

985
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 2: But yeah, there was a time and you would sit

986
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 2: there for two to three hours to get one song

987
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 2: and it meant something to you.

988
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 4: Yes, or you would start downloading it and go have dinner,

989
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 4: come back and it was still downloading.

990
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, they don't know, they don't know what

991
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 3: we went.

992
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 2: It was agony. Did you put the work in and

993
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 2: you had a CD of sometimes eight songs because that's

994
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 2: all you could download.

995
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 4: Download because then you know, mom used the phone island

996
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 4: and you got kicked.

997
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 2: Off the internet.

998
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, splurge on two lines, so we did

999
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 4: have a separate line for the internet.

1000
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 2: She knew what she was doing. She was forward thinking.

1001
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she was worth thinking. She really was.

1002
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 2: Okay, well look you've gotten zero so far. I mean

1003
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 2: this is.

1004
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 4: I'm proud of the second zero. You know I earned

1005
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,879
Speaker 4: that second one. The first one. The keys I don't know.

1006
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 2: Recount Okay, let's uh, this final one is actually so

1007
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 2: we put them on some occasionally on the Instagram, like

1008
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 2: people will vote on various things as gift her cruse.

1009
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 2: They they'll put them in their stories and then I

1010
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,399
Speaker 2: reposted other people vote whether it's a gift or a curse,

1011
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 2: and this one is extremely contentious. So I'll tell I'll

1012
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 2: tell you what the poll numbers were before you do it,

1013
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 2: because it was basically a forty nine to fifty one split.

1014
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 3: Oh, this is this is close the extreme.

1015
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 2: I've never seen anything like this before usually like TI

1016
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 2: absolutely a curse, absolutely a gift. I've never tried this

1017
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 2: product before, so I can't well, I will speak to

1018
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 2: it eventually. Here gift her a curse. Uncrustables. The little

1019
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 2: sandwiches that I think are like frozen peanut butter and

1020
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 2: jelly sandwich is.

1021
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm already out. Curse peanut butter and jelly. I'm out.

1022
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 2: You just don't like peanut butter at all.

1023
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 4: Well, it turns out I'm actually allergic to peanut peanuts.

1024
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 4: I learned recently in my allergy test. All these full

1025
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 4: circle moments, I learned that peanuts are walnuts or some

1026
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 4: kind of nut, just not you know, man, nuts, still

1027
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 4: still can take, still can suck on those, but explicit behavior.

1028
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 4: But yeah, peanut butter and jelly. When I was younger,

1029
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 4: I was all about it. But now the peanut I no,

1030
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 4: I don't want that peanut butter. I'll have the jelly,

1031
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 4: but I don' want them no, so.

1032
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 2: No, curse curse Brandon. You got one right. Yes, I've

1033
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,399
Speaker 2: never had these things before, but.

1034
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 3: I've never had them better.

1035
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 2: Are we talking about? If I want a peanut butter

1036
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 2: and jelly sandwhich I can make that a whole. I

1037
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 2: don't need like a weird, damp, frozen version of that.

1038
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 2: That sounds horrible.

1039
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 4: Do you remember the peanut butter jelly that came in

1040
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 4: the same container.

1041
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 3: Oh, of course it was like swirls or how lazy?

1042
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 3: How lazy? I loved it, But how lazy.

1043
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 2: Would you get? You got those the jar of the

1044
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 2: peanut butter and jams?

1045
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 3: Sometimes, yeah, because I thought they were cool.

1046
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 2: I was always suspicious of what jam they were putting

1047
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 2: in there. I like a good jam or jelly.

1048
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 4: See this, That's what I'm saying. Back in the day,

1049
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 4: when you when you're little, you don't have the taste

1050
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 4: palette yet, you just fuck with any right. But then

1051
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 4: once I learned about marmalades and and strawberries and all

1052
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 4: these different types of jams, I was like, oh no,

1053
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:08,240
Speaker 4: we can't do we got to upgrade this.

1054
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 2: An Liza, our producer, has just reached out told me

1055
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 2: that it was called goober. Does that ring any bells?

1056
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,919
Speaker 2: That can't possibly be true.

1057
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 3: It wasn't goober, the one that's go gurt. That's gogurt

1058
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 3: in the pack. Wow.

1059
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 2: Okay, on Lisa is saying smucker goober stripe, which, oh, yes,

1060
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 2: that's a devastating It.

1061
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 3: Was smuckers that didn't Yes, oh my god, goober stripe.

1062
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, because because because when you opened it, it was

1063
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 4: like it looked like a zebra stripe but it was

1064
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,240
Speaker 4: jam and peanut.

1065
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 3: But it was I don't you know, God bless.

1066
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,439
Speaker 2: Okay, you got one out of three. You tried, won,

1067
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 2: you won, You won overwhelmingly. I think people would look

1068
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 2: at those numbers and say, I.

1069
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 4: Will argue it was two out of three because geese

1070
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 4: are curts, So you know, I think I think I

1071
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 4: think the people will agree.

1072
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,879
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm not in the mood to argue about this. Look, well,

1073
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:02,720
Speaker 2: you know I love.

1074
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 4: To argue, and I was hoping we'd have chaos at

1075
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 4: the end of this podcast that we did promise that.

1076
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 2: So okay, we've got to get to the final segment

1077
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 2: of the podcast. This is called I said no emails.

1078
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,280
Speaker 2: People write into I said no gifts at gmail dot com.

1079
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 2: They're all just, I mean, just so depressingly desperate for answers.

1080
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 2: They've got these horrible problems in their lives, and so

1081
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 2: they reach out to me and to the guest for

1082
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 2: some advice. Right, will you help me answer?

1083
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 3: I would love to.

1084
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 2: All right, let me read this. This is deer bridger

1085
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 2: and incredibly disrespectful, guest. I assume they were thinking of you. Ah,

1086
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 2: my lovely college friends in parentheses here were saying, females

1087
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 2: in our late late thirties. Okay, so college friends in

1088
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 2: their late late thirties. Females in their late thirties. I

1089
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 2: keep saying that over and over, and I guess I've

1090
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 2: got to nail that in. Okay. Anyway, they give each

1091
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 2: other a group birthday present every year. We've been doing

1092
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 2: this tradition for at least seven years now. Wow. And

1093
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 2: while we used to give each other actual presence, we

1094
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 2: now give gift cards. We've clearly run out of funny

1095
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 2: or thoughtful ideas for each other, and I'd love your

1096
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,479
Speaker 2: advice for how we can add some new excitement into

1097
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 2: our gift giving. I love these friends. Dearly, and wish

1098
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 2: I could come up with better ideas without having to

1099
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 2: ask what they want. We usually spend about one hundred

1100
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 2: and fifty dollars per gift. Any suggestions for how to

1101
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 2: generate better group gift ideas? Thank you dearly? Alternatively. Okay,

1102
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 2: now we're making a turn here. Do you have a

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00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 2: suggestion for how to better dig up info on what

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00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 2: someone would want? They all live in different areas without

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00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 2: flat out asking thank you, And that's from just the

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00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 2: letter b okay, b let's answer this second question. First,

1107
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 2: private investigator. I think that that is obvious enough. If

1108
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 2: you need information on somebody without them finding out, you

1109
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 2: hire someone with a telephoto lens and a trench coat. Sure,

1110
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,720
Speaker 2: I mean I don't know any other service.

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00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's in a private investigator.

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00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 2: I think they're kind of traveling around whatever states your

1113
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 2: friends are. Just ends up costing thousands of dollars. I

1114
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 2: guess you could call their partners. That's less exciting.

1115
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 4: Oh, like the friends partners for sure? That's us invasive

1116
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 4: or you you know what? My husband tell me this,

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00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 4: which is because I am a fan of Like, what

1118
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 4: the fuck do you want?

1119
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 3: Just tell me? Because I it just it stresses me.

1120
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 4: A gift giving stresses me out, not for you, though

1121
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 4: I knew exactly what I was going to get you.

1122
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 3: So what I like to do?

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00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 4: So you told me, just like listen, Like if you

1124
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 4: listen to what people say throughout the year, and every

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00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 4: time they say like, oh this is interesting or I

1126
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 4: like this, like take a note of it, a mental note,

1127
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 4: and then surprise them with it at the end of

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00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 4: the year. So that's what I started doing, and that

1129
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 4: it requires listening. It's hard, you know, because I you know,

1130
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 4: I have so much in my head already.

1131
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 2: Right, I see, I feel like I'm a decent listener,

1132
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 2: but I'm a I have a horrible memory. So I'll

1133
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 2: be like, I'll clock something I need and I should

1134
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,240
Speaker 2: just write it down, But then it just goes into

1135
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 2: the banks of my mind, the sandiness of and I

1136
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 2: just forget that. I end up desperate for a gift idea.

1137
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 4: Sure I'm good at the listening, and I put make

1138
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 4: a note on my phone and then I get to it.

1139
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 2: Right, I guess that's what I also to do.

1140
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 3: A group gifts sound stressful, right?

1141
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 2: What is a group gift? Is it like a So

1142
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 2: it's about one hundred and fifty dollars. Is that each

1143
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 2: or I'm not they all pool this money and they're

1144
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 2: like on a trip. Is that what we're talking about here? Oh?

1145
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,280
Speaker 4: Maybe they mean that they all pulled to their money.

1146
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 4: They all together. Like if there were five of us

1147
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 4: and we were getting our six friend a gift, the

1148
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 4: five of us would collectively spend one fifty.

1149
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 3: Oh right, yeah, maybe you spend one.

1150
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 2: Fifty group birthday present every.

1151
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 3: Year, so there's only one gift.

1152
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 2: And they're now giving gift cards, so that kind of

1153
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 2: makes sense. And maybe like they're like, let's all just

1154
00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 2: put money and we'll give them one hundred and fifty

1155
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 2: dollar gift card. Is that what's currently happening. I think

1156
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 2: that's what they're saying. B. I hope that's what you're saying,

1157
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 2: because I can't. There's only so much I can do.

1158
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 4: But that means there are the sixth of you. If

1159
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,720
Speaker 4: there's you're a big group, then you're not doing about yourself.

1160
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 4: I feel like all of you should like be Participating's.

1161
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 2: Going to be a stressful brainstorming session.

1162
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, usually one good brainstorm.

1163
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 2: Session, right, I mean to generate new gift ideas. I

1164
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 2: look B I'm just gonna be honest with you. I

1165
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 2: have so little to say because I don't quite understand

1166
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 2: the logic of this gift thing. But I think that

1167
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 2: what you're going to want to do is maybe everyone

1168
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 2: writes a different word down on a piece of paper,

1169
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 2: uh huh, you string them together, uh huh, and then

1170
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 2: you try to make sense of that as a gift. Yes.

1171
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 3: I like that. It's like a little Ouiji board.

1172
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,280
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, the chaos.

1173
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 4: I was going to say, if you hold your phone

1174
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 4: and just keep saying gift ideas, then you'll open Instagram

1175
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 4: and something will be advertised to you. I think that

1176
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 4: that might be the you'll get some new advertisements, I.

1177
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 2: Mean talking about invasive things. Maybe get into their search history.

1178
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 2: Love that that's a I mean, I guess that would

1179
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 2: require some cyber sleuth. I'm sure that's available on the

1180
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 2: dark web.

1181
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Google Search, I'll get you that. You know that information.

1182
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 2: Look, when you're in desperate need of a gift, you

1183
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 2: reach out to the dark web. Everyone knows it. You

1184
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 2: get a light hacking, some light hacking. Just you know,

1185
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 2: you invade privacy, you do whatever it takes.

1186
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:35,240
Speaker 3: Nothing fraudulent, it's just you know, just a little hacking,

1187
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 3: you know, that's it for a gift's a reason for

1188
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 3: it be otherwise.

1189
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 2: Look, it seems like you're all kind of tired of

1190
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 2: each other. It might be time to just go your

1191
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 2: separate ways, find a new group of friends, and and

1192
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 2: don't bring a gift element into that group of friends.

1193
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 2: So then you have to worry about it.

1194
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 4: Or you can repeat the gifts that you already gave.

1195
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 4: Last My god, that's now they don't know.

1196
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 3: This is so.

1197
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 2: Kind of a drifter. B We're encouraging you to become

1198
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 2: a drifter, go from town to town, getting groups of

1199
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 2: friends that you spend seven years with, giving gifts, and

1200
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 2: then move fall. It's easy.

1201
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 3: I think that's the best advice we've given so far.

1202
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 2: Well, obviously be is at rock bottom, and they'll take

1203
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 2: any type of a device they can get. And so

1204
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 2: I think that we've given multiple excellent options and nobody

1205
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 2: can criticize us.

1206
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 4: No, there's no holes in any of them. I think

1207
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 4: they're all they're pretty full proof.

1208
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 2: So, Brandon, we did an excellent job. Everyone's happy with us,

1209
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 2: everyone's cheering us on.

1210
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 3: They wanted us to win, and we wonsfied.

1211
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 2: This is a victory is ours and uh, I mean

1212
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 2: victory is doubly mine because now I have all of

1213
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 2: this Vacalline in my life.

1214
00:56:58,680 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 3: And I'm so happy for you.

1215
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 4: The moisture is just going to continue to full and

1216
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 4: you have beautiful skin already, so it's just going to be.

1217
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 2: I am going to be a glowing angel by your

1218
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 2: I need photos.

1219
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 4: So as soon as you post a photo, fucking tag me,

1220
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 4: so I can you post it? I'd be like Masoline

1221
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 4: and then we can get Avaciline.

1222
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 2: You want to tagged. I would love to be the face.

1223
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 4: We're gonna start as the face of athlete and then

1224
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 4: we will all upgrade to you know, how about that.

1225
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 2: That's not a bad You have to start somewhere. We

1226
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 2: start with this podcast, move on to Vasiline. People are like,

1227
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,479
Speaker 2: what's happening, and then we've got you know, we've done

1228
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 2: our work, and then we move on for Gens.

1229
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 4: Absolutely, we move on for that no wall house. Vasiline

1230
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 4: clearly needs us. They you know, they're not a you know,

1231
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 4: fucking massive.

1232
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 3: They need our support. Your swipe ups.

1233
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Okay, Well, this is the end of the podcast.

1234
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,479
Speaker 2: Thanks so much for being here. Had such a wonderful time.

1235
00:57:55,360 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 2: Thank you for having me listener. You've heard kind of

1236
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 2: the last few things we've said, and so hopefully that's

1237
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 2: been a clue that this is the end of the podcast.

1238
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 2: You're catching on, you're ready to move on. The audio

1239
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 2: will end at some point, you'll switch to something else.

1240
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 2: Maybe you'll listen to the episode again, because there are

1241
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 2: a lot of things that you probably wanted to catch

1242
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 2: that you were too busy having a wonderful time to

1243
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 2: hear in the first go round. So do what you

1244
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 2: need to do. I love you, goodbye. I Said No

1245
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 2: Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced and engineered

1246
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 2: by our dear friend ann A Lise Nelson, and the

1247
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 2: theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann. You must

1248
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 2: follow the show on Instagram at I Said No Gifts.

1249
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 2: That's where you're going to see pictures of all these

1250
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 2: wonderful gifts I'm getting. You have to see the gifts.

1251
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 2: Listen and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you

1252
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 2: found me. And why not leave a review while you're

1253
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 2: There's really the least you could do, considering everything I

1254
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 2: do for you. And if you're interested in advertising on

1255
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 2: the show, go to miderl dot com slash ads.

1256
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 1: But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

1257
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 3: But you're a.

1258
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 1: Guess to my home. You gotta come to me empty, And.

1259
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 2: I said, no, guess.

1260
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 1: Your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

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00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbey mean