1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,720 Speaker 1: Junior is in for the nephew with today's prank phone 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:04,760 Speaker 1: call Jor. 3 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 2: What you got all right, Shirley, Well, you know it's 4 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 2: tax season. You know it's tax season right now? Yes, 5 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 2: it is, and uh, this is something that happens, you know, 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,680 Speaker 2: round tax season. 7 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 3: Tyle Is, Can I claim your kids? 8 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,959 Speaker 1: Yes? Lord, Mike, I. 9 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,759 Speaker 2: Know my son's cheating on Missoulta a few times. 10 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: I know, my mama. I've been a Ferguson of Jackson. 11 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: I've been to Johnson. I've been a Smith. 12 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 2: They just passing me around. I know, we go, Let's go, cat. 13 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 2: Can I claim your kids? 14 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 1: Hello? I'm trying to reach Devin. Devin is right, Hey Devin, 15 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: how you doing? 16 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 4: Man? My name is Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying 17 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 4: to reach out to you. Your your son. Uh he 18 00:00:56,200 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 4: plays basketball with my nephew. Man is the one that's 19 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 4: on the on the Blazers little league basketball. 20 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 3: Team, right, yeah yeah, he plays for Blazers. Everything all right? 21 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything good Man. You 22 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 4: know they got a game Saturday and everything. I've seen 23 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 4: you a couple of times Man at the game. I 24 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 4: don't know if you remember me, Man, Light skinned brother, 25 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 4: about about six foot. 26 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, I probably met you up, probably met you know, 27 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 3: I'd be so intense ave the games. But yeah, what's 28 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 3: what's going on? H uh? 29 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: Well? Actually, man wanted to hogh at you about about 30 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,039 Speaker 1: your son? 31 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:27,479 Speaker 3: Man? 32 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 1: You you are? 33 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 3: You? 34 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:31,400 Speaker 1: Are? 35 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:31,480 Speaker 3: You? 36 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: Are you working right now? Are you currently working? 37 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 3: Am I am I working? Like? Yeah? I am working? 38 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: Actually, I mean I mean, I mean, I mean you 39 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: have a steady job, is what I'm asking. 40 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, what you what you're getting at though? 41 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 3: Like you know, I thought you were calling about the 42 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 3: basketball team, like uniforms. I know, we got a game Saturday. 43 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 3: You know sometime they want donations for sneakers and. 44 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 4: All that, like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, 45 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 4: what I was asking? So so, I mean you you 46 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 4: got a regular nine to five job you go to 47 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 4: all the time. 48 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a nine five I mean things is 49 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 3: kind of crazy, but I was just kind of short. 50 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 3: But you know I still I still work. I mean, 51 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 3: while was going on, you need a job something? 52 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm just checking. 53 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:16,640 Speaker 3: Man. 54 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 4: See what I wanted to get at you about, Man, 55 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 4: is seeing are you gonna are you gonna clean your son? 56 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 3: Uh? 57 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 1: On your income tax this year? 58 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 3: Hold on Bro. Now you said, am I going to 59 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 3: claim my son on my taxes this year? 60 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:36,359 Speaker 1: Right? I mean, like you know, as a dependent? 61 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 3: So you ask me some real personal questions. Now, you know, 62 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 3: like you the guy that you just said, you you 63 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 3: know me from the basketball team that my son play 64 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 3: on basis you know, and now he doesn't jump from 65 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 3: the Blazers to do I clean my son on my taxes? 66 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 3: And do I have a steady income? I mean, like 67 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,440 Speaker 3: you know, yeah, I got I gotta steady income. 68 00:02:59,520 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 4: And I'm. 69 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 3: I mean what you're trying to get at Bro? 70 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: Well we'll see. Man, what I was thinking. You know, 71 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 1: I just want to read you seem like cool dude 72 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,359 Speaker 1: when I saw you at the gym. 73 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,359 Speaker 4: Man, what I was gonna ask you, bro, is you 74 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,959 Speaker 4: know see right now, Man, when I get through with 75 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,919 Speaker 4: my tax and stuff, I'm gonna have to oh about 76 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 4: eight hundred dollars. But nah, I see if I clean 77 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 4: a child as my dependent, man, they gonna give me 78 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 4: bout twenty two twenty three hundred. 79 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. 80 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 4: And what I wanted to get at you about, man, 81 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 4: is you know you let me clean as my son, 82 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 4: you know, so I can go and get this good money. 83 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 3: Bro, Bro, br I mean what all do respect? Bruh, 84 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 3: you're talking about you want to clean my son on taxis? 85 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,119 Speaker 3: Hold on, bro, I don't even know you you're talking 86 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 3: about you've seen me at my son's basketball game. You 87 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 3: might be the police for all I know. Bro, he 88 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 3: sounds like the police. 89 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it ain't it ain't. Ain't nobody 90 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 1: gonna come at your sideways like that. Man. 91 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 4: I ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man, 92 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 4: Now they're gonna hit me for this eight hundred. Well, 93 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,119 Speaker 4: see I can get twenty three hundred. Man, I kick 94 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 4: you down two fifty. You understand what I'm saying. 95 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 3: Man, everybody key too fifty? You crazy? Now you sound 96 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 3: like a joke, bro, because now you're insulting me. You're 97 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 3: telling me you want to clean my own for some 98 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,719 Speaker 3: where you owe money. I don't even know you food. 99 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 3: So I can make two fifty, Bro, I ain't trying 100 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 3: to be on. No, but when I claim my kids, 101 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 3: I'm getting the same exact like you getting. I'm getting 102 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 3: twenty three hundred two. So what looks like taking two 103 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 3: hundred dollars from I don't know you? 104 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying, Okay, but I'm the one stuck 105 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,919 Speaker 1: over here paying the eight hundred. Man, I'm just acting 106 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: ask you to look out for a brother. 107 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 3: Man, you said look out. You know, my chexting cut 108 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 3: from forty hours a week to thirteen hours a week, 109 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 3: and I still got these little backs to me for Jordans, 110 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 3: Michael Jordan. They never put us down. 111 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty. 112 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:54,600 Speaker 3: Man. 113 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,200 Speaker 1: You don't even see a good thing when it's coming 114 00:04:57,279 --> 00:04:57,480 Speaker 1: at you. 115 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 3: Brother, brou I don't know if you're talking brother No. 116 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 3: Two or fifty. Bro. When I clean these two little 117 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 3: I'm getting twenty three hundred dollars a piece. Bro, What 118 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 3: you think I'm gonna take two fifty from you for it? 119 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,840 Speaker 3: I don't even know you like that, So man, you 120 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 3: ain't got it. 121 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 1: You ain't got a trip. 122 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,719 Speaker 3: Man, then if you was my brother, you my people, 123 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 3: you know, maybe we can do a little something. I 124 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 3: can understand that. But brother, you ain't gonna give me No. 125 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 3: Two fifty when I'm getting the same thing they offering 126 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 3: you twenty three hundred this Covenment money, bru. 127 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 1: So what are im suposed to do? What am I 128 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 1: opposed to do, Devin, tell me that. 129 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 3: I mean, bruh, what you supposed to do is go 130 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 3: hide your seed, clean that little every year and you'll 131 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 3: get what I get for these little that I'm seeing 132 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,840 Speaker 3: in clothing every day. That's what you're gonna have to do. 133 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 3: My hour was done, got cut from forty to fifteen 134 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,359 Speaker 3: hours a week. I had to go pick me up 135 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,359 Speaker 3: a little side him saying you gotta change your ways. 136 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 3: You out there trying to get me locked up for 137 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 3: government scams. 138 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight 139 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 1: hundred off my back. Dog. That's all I'm trying. 140 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:53,039 Speaker 3: Man. 141 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 1: Ain't nobody trying to get no trouble man, br you're. 142 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:58,720 Speaker 3: Still talking about getting you eight hundred and getting me 143 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 3: locked up. You got me up. I'm out here working 144 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 3: hard to support my kids, man. 145 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 1: But I ain't fin the city and go through this 146 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: with you no more. Man. I ain't finna city and 147 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,480 Speaker 1: go through this with you no more. 148 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,160 Speaker 3: And you're gonna help me with this money or not, 149 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 3: bri ain't help you with I see you on Saturday, Bro. 150 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 3: I'm gonnask you up. Bro. I promise you, Bro. 151 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 1: I need your son, soldier security number right now. That's 152 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 1: what I need. 153 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 3: Bro. Let me tell you something. BROA what you look like? Bro? 154 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 1: You said life and. 155 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 3: He's going to stop six foot bro when I see you, 156 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 3: when I step in that gymnasium, Bro, I'm on your 157 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:34,360 Speaker 3: You ain't on that. You ain't on Blazers' gonna blazing Lakers. 158 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,480 Speaker 1: Bruh, you better bring that soldier security number. 159 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 3: I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find them. 160 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 1: Okay, cool. I got one more thing I need to 161 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:42,720 Speaker 1: say to you. 162 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 3: You're lifting the mat on my phone. Bro. Why I 163 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,239 Speaker 3: don't even talking to this fool. 164 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man, 165 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 1: if you listening to make say. 166 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 3: Your last statement, you're on your tombstone. Broh. 167 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. 168 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:07,719 Speaker 1: You just got pray this, nephew. Tell me, man, what's up, Devin? 169 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,880 Speaker 3: What you got me out here? Crazy? 170 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:12,120 Speaker 4: Hey? 171 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:12,360 Speaker 3: Man? 172 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: You got hey? Do you got a boy that you 173 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:15,040 Speaker 1: work with? 174 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 3: Name crazy? 175 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:27,960 Speaker 4: Put me up to this man, Man, keep doing what 176 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,160 Speaker 4: you're doing. We need good daddies in the world, brother 177 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 4: than you. Hey, one more thing man, I gotta ask you. 178 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 4: You got to tell me, man, what is the baddest 179 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 4: radio show in the land? 180 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 3: Mante Morning? Yeah, crazy man. 181 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 4: I'm a. 182 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 1: All right, there you go. 183 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 4: You got it? 184 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,440 Speaker 3: Can I claim your kids? 185 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 4: Wo? 186 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 1: Have y'all claimed kids before? Have y'all done that? 187 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:55,880 Speaker 3: We have? 188 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, we got kids. 189 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 4: We got. 190 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 1: What kind of I question? Is it get us arrested? 191 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 1: Only our own kid show? Okay? Yeah, what now you're 192 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:21,640 Speaker 1: out of the conversation. You can't clear I had nine dependents. 193 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:25,640 Speaker 3: One you can't okay, stop talking. 194 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 5: You know, back in the day, you know you could 195 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:36,360 Speaker 5: you could claim seven exemptions without explaining nothing. So I 196 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,880 Speaker 5: was claiming seven just to get a bigger check. 197 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,600 Speaker 1: Oh okay, but that was back in the day though. Yeah, 198 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,599 Speaker 1: all right, all right, I got in trouble for it. 199 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:53,560 Speaker 3: Okay, conversation. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.