WEBVTT - Call-In Show 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:10.960 Ron Burgen Podcast. It's fun podcast, It's Him and now 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:18.880 By podcast. It's Hot. Welcome to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:26.400 This is You Guessed It, Ronald Jacob Burgundy. Mommy and 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:30.000 daddy always said don't talk to strangers. But mommy and 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:33.040 daddy aren't here right now, so we're talking to you. 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:38.159 That's right, you sitting there in your Mazda. You're our topic. 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:42.640 Today is our audience participation episode, and we're going to 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:46.200 be answering some of your most urgent questions. We're even 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.960 going to take some callers. That's right. We finally figured 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:51.479 out how the phone lines work in this dump, and 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:54.600 we're interested in talking to the weirdos out there. You 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:57.040 know what, I'm actually still unsure if we should do this. 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.280 I mean, I don't know if I should let you 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:03.160 talk to stranger? Why? Why? Why not? I mean, tell 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:09.240 me one thing that could go wrong? I'm sorry, Um, 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:13.160 so many things just hit my brain at once. Why 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:16.959 don't we start slow? We have some online followers who 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:19.280 have written in questions they'd like your advice on, So 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:21.440 let's just start there and then and we can see 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:24.840 how you do. Alright, alright, and then after I can 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:27.520 talk to the strangers on the phone, and Nick will 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:29.360 let me press all the buttons in the control booth. 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.399 You're not you know you you know you're not allowed 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:37.039 in the booth. Fuck okay, I'm still not allowed in 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:39.479 the control booth. Listen, you're the one who got drunk, 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:42.800 broke into our control booth and recorded yourself saying a 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:46.360 bivity Bobby over John Coltrane music. And that was for 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:50.400 three whole hours. Okay, yes, I know, I get it, Jesus, 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:54.840 I remember I was there. By the way, we found 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:57.000 a way to use that in the podcast. That could 0:01:57.040 --> 0:02:01.160 be a really good episode. It's unusable, you know. So Okay, 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:03.640 we're also going to have some people writing in who 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:08.720 asked for advice on our Twitter page. Okay, juicy extra 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:16.000 juice on that one, right, sure, extra juicy juicy? Yeah good. 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:19.280 I mean, don't you think I give good advice? Caroline. 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:22.920 I've given you amazing fashion advice in the past. You 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:26.120 didn't give me fashion advice. You just threw my shoes 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:28.280 out the window, and I actually had to walk to 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:32.280 my car barefoot. Yes, I threw Carolina's birkenstocks out the window. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:36.680 That's true. And if you're looking for advice on your hairstyle, 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:39.280 by the way, I have some. Do you think I 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:42.600 need advice on my hairstyle? Mm hmmm, I would just 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.920 cut it a different way. What do you mean? Well, 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:48.720 for one, I think you should go to a hair stylist. 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:50.800 You know, you shouldn't cut your own hair anymore. I do. 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:52.480 I don't cut my own hair. I go to a 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:57.720 hair stylist. Oh okay. And how do they I mean, 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.600 what sort of what sort of technique are they trained in? 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:03.519 Are they Are they just putting a serving bowl on 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:06.440 your head and cutting it around? Are they? Are they trained? 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:11.080 Are they professionally trained? Or I don't have No, I 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.320 have a long body. That's not what I'm looking at. 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:16.120 Is not a called a bowl cut? No, it's a bob. 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:21.799 It's a long bob. Ah. I see. Um, you know what, Hey, 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:26.120 let's do an ad break. Yeah, well yeah, let's just 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:30.680 do an ad break. Um. I think that's best. We'll 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:33.600 be right back answering all of your questions on the 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:39.240 Run Burgundy Podcast after these messages. Babbity boppity bop bop 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:55.240 babyyo a bop, and welcome back to the Run Burgundy Podcast. 0:03:55.320 --> 0:04:02.400 Today we are going to do some audience participation. That's right. Now, 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:04.680 I see that some of you have written to us 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:08.520 on the internet asking for advice from your good old 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:11.960 pal Ron. Yeah, we actually have quite a lot of 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:15.520 questions to get through today. Okay, Well, everyone comes to 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:19.000 me for advice, love advice, fashion advice, raccoon advice. You 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.159 name it, so I'm kind of used to it. Um, 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:25.400 what what's raccoon advice? Oh? You know, I give advice 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:30.800 on how to get them into your house and domesticate them. Great. Um, 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:34.320 let's get to our first question. So at Kelly Caesar 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:37.320 wants to know what does a handsome man do for 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:42.159 his wife on their sixth wedding anniversary. First of all, 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:47.000 good to know you're handsome. I'm handsome too, and uh 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:50.760 and I'm glad we're talking handsome too handsome. So you 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:53.760 have a sixth wedding anniversary and you want to do 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:59.960 something special. What I would say is that women love surprises. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:03.160 I mean, isn't that the truth? Can can you corroborate this, Carolina? 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.720 That's true. I love a romantic surprise. I think a 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:11.800 surprise getaway trip or even just flowers. So I think 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:16.159 you should dress up as a devil. Are you listening? 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:20.440 Dress up like Satan. Red costumes, the horns, little pitchfork, 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.560 all of it. Paint your face red and die your 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:27.640 eyebrows jet black. And now after that, I want you 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:30.719 to hide in a cupboard one that your wife opens 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.880 a lot, and then when she's least expecting it, jump 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:39.200 out at her. Now that's a surprise. Yes, no, what 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:42.320 but women love surprises, you said, I said, no, she'll 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:45.719 hate that. Um at Kelly Caesar, I recommend just giving 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:48.599 her flowers and a card that's simple and lovely and 0:05:48.640 --> 0:06:01.239 I still surprise. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that sounds amazing. 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:04.760 Your advice. Thank you put me right to sleep. Listen. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.719 You wrote in to ask me for advice, not Caroline. Okay, 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:11.800 my advice says you dress up like Satan, So I'm okay. 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:13.440 We have too much to get through for me to 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:17.960 address that. Okay, one down. Our next advice question comes 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:21.080 from at frankie Ville. He says, is believing in zombies 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:23.960 at age forty one. But I mean, really, really really 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:29.680 believing in zombies? Is that a good or bad thing? Frankieville, Oh, 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:33.760 franky Ville, It's rare that I meet someone who reads 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:37.039 and stays informed. Yes, of course that's a good thing. 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:41.720 You are staying alert, and yes, zombies are real and 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:45.039 I am prepared for that zombie apocalypse. My friend will 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:48.479 be right there together, fighting the good fight. Nice to 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.400 meet a fellow warrior out there. You know, I don't. 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.960 I don't travel with a spare tire in my trunk, 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:58.000 but I do travel with the crossbow. Oh my god. Okay, 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:00.480 I'm going to now looking to take in that away 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:04.600 from you. Okay, quickly. Our next question comes from at Audio, 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:08.839 a gamer. He wrote, Hey, Ron, I'm thinking of buying 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:12.000 a pet Emu or Lama. Can't really go wrong with either, 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:15.160 but I like your advice. Do you have a preference? Okay, 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:21.160 at Audio the Gamer, which is a great handle. By 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:23.480 the way, Carolina, you wouldn't be able to find by 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:26.520 crossbow in my trunk because I have a false panel 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:32.800 in the the top of the trunk. Okay, so well 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:37.680 now I told you, But but you wanted me to 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:43.119 know about your cool false panel. Yeah I kind of did. Okay, anyway, 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.080 it's worth you finding it now now that you know 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:49.600 that I built a false panel. Um. Okay, So back 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:54.720 to h at Audio thinking of buying a pet emu 0:07:54.920 --> 0:08:00.760 or alam em along. Okay, do you have experience with Well, look, 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:02.360 I mean, I don't know how many times I have 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:05.239 to say it, but my feelings are this, everyone should 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:08.320 just look into getting a raccoon. You know, I'm gonna 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:12.600 I'm gonna skip past Emu or Lama. They're easy, number one. 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:15.680 They're easy to train, Okay. And my three raccoons get 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:18.560 along with Baxter just fine. And I've even trained them 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.720 how to sort my recyclables from the trash. And every 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:24.480 Thursday night they take my trash cans to my curb, 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:27.840 and by god, every Friday morning they bring them back. 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.560 And I mean, you know, I don't know what else 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:32.680 to say. I don't think an emu or a llama 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:35.120 is going to do that well. And I think you 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.760 should just include that there's a huge risk of being 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:41.640 infected with rabies when you have three raccoons living with you. Yes, 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.679 that's a good point to bring up. That's true. Sure, Okay, 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:48.840 I'll include that you could get rabies in fact, a 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:52.720 very high chance. Uh. And what else, I mean, any 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:56.440 other problems with domesticating raccoons. I let's just go to 0:08:56.480 --> 0:09:00.679 the next question. At Jared's Stephan rode in. He says, 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:03.800 me and my girlfriend are in the middle of a fight. 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:06.520 What's something I can say that will end the dispute? 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:10.760 Calmly m hmmm, Well, I'm glad you asked this, Jared. 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:15.200 You know, I love stopping a fight. I in fact, 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:18.200 I always wanted to be one of those security guys 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:21.240 on the you know Jerry Springer show, Carolina, you know 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:25.120 who jumps in when is hitting the fan and just 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:29.559 pulls the brawl apart. Yeah. So, you know, sometimes I 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:32.160 break up a fight before it even happens. I'll just 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:36.080 walk into crowded bars and I'll yell, hey, cool it. 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:40.240 Oh wow. I mean I guess that could resolve a 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:43.240 dispute that's about to start. Okay, but this guy is 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:46.160 just asking how to end an argument with his significant other, 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:50.280 right again, great question. Listen, if you want your partner 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:54.080 to remain calm, you have to remain calm. It takes 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:58.880 two to tango. You know what. That's actually, that's that's 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:02.679 good advice. I completely agree. Yeah, No, it's pretty simple, 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.320 simple blueprint. I mean, you should just calmly say to 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:10.160 your girlfriend in almost a whisper, Listen, honey, you're being 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:15.800 crazy Okay, you're losing your marbles. If you keep back 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:21.680 in this way, you're gonna land yourself in the cuckoo's nest. No, 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:26.000 absolutely not run. You cannot call women crazy? Well, then 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.600 how should we tell them to calm down? No, you 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:31.439 should never tell a woman to calm down? Well, then 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:34.440 how will I let them know when they're being hysteria? 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:39.800 Avoid all of these words, all of these sentences. Geez, 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.800 you know, it's just it's so much easier dealing with 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:47.000 raccoons than it is dealing with people. Don't you agree? No? No? 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:52.360 M m okay, well, okay, one more before the break. Okay. 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:56.440 At Lunaco wrote in saying I'm thinking of picking up 0:10:56.440 --> 0:11:00.400 a new hobby. What do you recommend? Mm hmm, I 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:05.680 mean besides reporting the news, drinking scotch, playing my flute, 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:11.840 and engaging in discussion with my beloved dog Baxter, and 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:16.120 all my of course, my raccoon business. Um, god, what 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.800 else have I got? You have a son? You have 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:21.440 a son? Well, I would say my favorite hobby right 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.720 now is teaching my raccoons how to knock on a door. 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:26.880 They have to understand that you can't just walk into 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:30.439 my room without knocking, that's rude, and they and they 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:33.360 also they have to check if someone's in the bathroom 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:38.920 before they go in for a tinkle. That's your hobby. Yep. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:42.480 Right after these messages, we'll be back with some guests 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:45.760 calling into the studio. Stay tuned, you're listening to the 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.880 what is it called the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Thank you, 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:06.320 and we're back with the Ron Burgundy Podcast. This is 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:09.120 something I've been wanting to do for a long time. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:14.640 We're actually having people call into the podcast, which when 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:19.000 I first proposed this, everyone thought I was crazy, But 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:21.439 look who's crazy now? I think we just didn't want 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:24.560 you talking to strangers. We have real callers calling into 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:29.920 the podcast, and the topics range from cheese to golfers 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:34.360 from the seventies and wolf dog hybrids. Those are three 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:39.120 main topics, so polling data shows those are the three 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:43.400 things that are most on people's They're called dinner table 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:48.120 issues for folks, right Yeah, I don't know anyone who's 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.040 speaking about wolf dog hybrids right now. We're types of cheeses, 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:55.080 definitely types of cheeses. I don't know, um what the 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:59.040 controversy or but golfers from the seventies that's subiquitous. I've 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:02.040 literally never spoke in about that before. But we'll see. 0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:05.720 I'm sure that I might be an outlier. You know, 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:09.600 you were born an outlier. Thank you? Do we have 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.920 a Do you have a caller on the line? Hi? 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:16.400 We have a caller on the line. Who is this? 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:20.440 This is Cally Speed Callie Speed. Nice. Hello, Kelly, this 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:25.000 is Ron Burgundy. Thanks for calling into the podcast. Hello, Cally. 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:29.120 Where are you calling from? New York, New York, New 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:33.040 York City, New York City, the Bright Lights, City by 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:39.480 the Bay, the Big Gay Apple. Yes, So, Kelly, what 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:45.840 would you like to talk about? Um? Cheese? I guess great, great, great, great, 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:49.400 great topic. What are your thoughts? What's the deal with 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:52.760 I think I like all cheese? Okay, So that's a 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:56.640 that's a wide it's a wide spectrum. When when you 0:13:56.640 --> 0:14:00.160 see on a dessert menu fruit and cheese, plaite, are 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:05.400 you like, why is this here? Lame? The fruit part, yes, 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:07.680 But the cheese part, You're like, I'll get a block 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:11.560 of cheese. All about it. Once I blacked out in 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:13.480 college and opened up a drawer the next day and 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.840 there was just a rind of some free cheese. I'd 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:20.280 eaten a pie slice of free cheese. What about government cheese? 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:23.640 The government cheese program? Is that still an effect? Do 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:26.880 we know? I'm I don't think so. Do you ever 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:29.760 go to the supermarket at lunch time hoping they're going 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:33.120 to have free cheese samples and then just gorge and 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:37.200 leave without paying anything. There's actually the entire reason that 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:41.160 I'm a Costco member. I was gonna say Costco samples 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:51.880 put handcuffs on me. Monterey Jack, Well, CALLI Kelly. Thank 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:54.240 you for calling in. Thank you for expressing your love 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.560 of cheese. Thank you. Do you have a position on 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.680 the Wolf of Wall Street? Wolf Wall Street? Do you 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:06.520 remember the scene where you ate all the cheese? Oh? Yeah, 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:10.200 I love it too. Well, thank you, Kelly. We appreciate 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:14.000 the call. Yeah, thank you. Take care of yourself. All right. 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:18.720 That was Cally out of New York, New York. All right, 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:23.080 who's our next color? Hello? This is John, John, Welcome 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:25.440 to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Thanks for calling in, John. 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:29.440 This is Ron. I'm joined by Carolina. What's on your mind? Well, 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:31.640 I wanted to talk to you about the Gulf from 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:36.360 the Yes, I will tell you something. The tournaments today 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:40.720 are lousy, not like the ones they had in the seventies. Amen, brother, 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:46.200 you had Joe Garage Eola's Tucson Open, right, Glenn Campbell's 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:52.320 Los Angeles Open, Dinah Shore's Desert Classic. Oh, Sammy Davis Jr. 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:56.920 Is Hartford Open? Forget about it? And it was so 0:15:57.000 --> 0:16:02.440 much better, Sam, Oh, oh, my goodness. Yeah. And j C. 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:08.440 Sneed his nephew Chick Korea Seattle Open. Oh yes, yes, yes, 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:14.000 oh my goodness. And competitions, Carolina, don't ruin the moment 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:18.480 right now? Yeah? Yeah, what was your Who's your favorite 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:21.800 golfer from the seventies, John, Oh, it's got to be. 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:24.960 It's a tie. Either Hail Irwin because he had the 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:29.120 great pants, right, he always had a great or the 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:32.760 real athletic guys maybe like a Craig Stadler or Ray Floyd. 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:35.240 Those guys were in shape, not like the ones today 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:38.120 all pretty boys. Yeah, those guys had a little bellies 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:40.360 on him and weren't afraid to have a few pops 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:45.120 after that closed out the round. Nineteenth hole is the 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:52.440 only whole accounts, John, where are you calling from? I'm 0:16:52.640 --> 0:16:59.880 I live in Troy, New York, a New Yorker kind 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:03.560 of yeah, up state or were it's like the tenth Burrow. 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:06.879 You know, I'm gonna be in Troy next weekend. Maybe 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.399 I stopped by and we watched some uh carry a 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:12.200 devil bag full of VHS tapes. Do you have a 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:16.080 VHS player? We can watch some old golf footage. Yeah, 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:19.720 I definitely do. I I love I prefer VHS. It's 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:22.359 much easier, John. You we are cut from the same cloth, 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:26.160 my friend. Oh do you remember the TC Chin double chip? 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:29.920 That one though I don't remember tc Chin. He was 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:33.440 a Chinese golfer and yeah, he was chipping the shot 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:35.960 and it hit. He hit the ball twice in the air. 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:40.920 He was disqualified. Look it up, TC TC Chin double Chip. 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:45.480 Huh do you remember what tournament it was? That? A Major? 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:53.480 Or sure? I think it was a British Openish, Yes, 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:57.640 it was a U S Open, so it's not really seventies. 0:17:57.680 --> 0:18:05.560 So oh yeah, never mind. Yeah, that's okay, that's okay. Well, John, 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:11.000 thank you so much for calling in and uh gosh reminiscing. 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:16.159 It was great to go down memory lane. Absolutely all right, 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:23.440 go back to the bathroom. I will okay. Great bye John, Bye. 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:28.719 That was excellent and you are you are a great mimic. 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:32.880 Oh my New York accent. Thank you. I'm taking a 0:18:32.920 --> 0:18:35.879 speech class at the u c B. You know I 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:39.240 did it. I did a real double take when that 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:41.840 New York accent came in. Right, You're like, who is this? 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:47.920 Robert De Niro's amazing, wonderful Carolina. So who do we 0:18:47.960 --> 0:18:54.360 have next? Have any who's calling in now? Hi? Thanks Victoria, Victoria, 0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:56.840 thanks so much for calling into the Ron Burgundy Podcast. 0:18:56.920 --> 0:19:00.440 This is Victoria calling in. Hello, Victor A. Yeah, where 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:03.160 are you calling in from? I'm calling in from New York, 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:08.160 New York three for three. I want a hot dog. 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:15.639 I love pizza. I want to take the subway. They 0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:21.240 my bagel is stale Coney Island, Right, I have a 0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:24.920 pickle at the dinner. You ever been to Coney Island, Victoria? 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:27.359 I have? I have? I Like, you know, you have 0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:29.960 to stop at Nathan's. You have to get your fries 0:19:30.040 --> 0:19:33.080 with cheese on them and the hot dog. Wait Nathan's 0:19:33.160 --> 0:19:36.080 that's where they have the hot dog eating contests. Oh yeah, 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:39.240 have you ever been there to watch it? Um? I have? 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:42.600 I actually went one oh no on the television, But 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:46.560 I've been there when it's not in hot dog eating time. 0:19:46.920 --> 0:19:49.439 I once saw Kobe Ashi in an airport and I 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:52.439 was like, oh my god, it's Kobe Ashi. I was 0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:54.520 too nervous to say anything. I was like, this guy 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:58.760 can eat eighty hot dogs and under five minutes. I 0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:01.840 should have challenged in the airport. I should have. You're right, 0:20:02.720 --> 0:20:05.040 I should have got too nervous. It's one of my 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:11.240 great regrets, not spending time with Koba next time. So Victoria, 0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:15.159 what what's on your mind? You know, I was just 0:20:15.240 --> 0:20:18.359 thinking I'm feeling your cheese, especially because we're talking about food. 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:22.120 I work in food. Just thinking about all the different 0:20:22.320 --> 0:20:25.680 types of cheese and like what you can do with it. 0:20:25.840 --> 0:20:27.919 Like I just think, you know, you have cow cheese, 0:20:28.440 --> 0:20:32.760 like a sheep cheese, goat cheese, cat cheese, fake cheeses, yeah, 0:20:32.920 --> 0:20:40.040 probably camel. I'm sure people came mommy cheese from breastmelk. Yeah. 0:20:40.320 --> 0:20:42.119 I mean you could just really mix probably all the 0:20:42.200 --> 0:20:44.800 cheeses and eat them all and never be sad. There's 0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:49.240 a rare Parisian cheese that I'm trying to think of that. 0:20:49.960 --> 0:20:55.680 I think it's literally like it's fifty an ounce um 0:20:56.640 --> 0:21:00.840 what is it starts with a v oh? Um? It 0:21:00.960 --> 0:21:04.919 comes in but you can also buy it in these slices, 0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:12.120 these plastic slices. Oh craft Velvita? Yes, have you ever 0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:15.119 come across that? You know a time or two. I 0:21:15.240 --> 0:21:18.040 had a slice of Velvita once and I thought I 0:21:18.080 --> 0:21:22.240 was walking on a cloud. Yeah. Was that the week 0:21:22.280 --> 0:21:26.280 you went missing? That was the week I went missing? Yes? Yeah, 0:21:26.560 --> 0:21:31.119 Ron can chase that cheese down down the gutter? I was. 0:21:32.080 --> 0:21:37.040 I was in Lake Country, Wisconsin. If you chased it 0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:38.760 in New York, you would end up like in the 0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:42.600 subway with all of the rapt where's the L train? 0:21:43.920 --> 0:21:47.000 Here's the funny thing. Carolina is not from New York yet. 0:21:47.040 --> 0:21:51.359 It's uncanny, but you think I am? You do? Thank you. 0:21:52.119 --> 0:21:54.000 I'm New York and Georgia, so it's a bit of 0:21:54.040 --> 0:22:00.399 a weird match. So you're also from the sile. Where's 0:22:00.440 --> 0:22:05.240 my coffee? Yes? Right by the way. You remember Mayor 0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:10.320 ed Cotch? Sure, yeah, I do. We just want to 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:13.280 make sure, okay good because he used to walk around 0:22:13.280 --> 0:22:17.800 and say how am I doing right? We just thought 0:22:17.840 --> 0:22:24.120 that was all right. Well, it was so nice. Thank 0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:28.120 you for calling in Victoria. You are a delight. Thank 0:22:28.160 --> 0:22:31.600 you for your knowledge. Thank you. Take care of bym 0:22:31.640 --> 0:22:35.000 I should we take another call? What do we have 0:22:35.040 --> 0:22:39.200 on the line? Hello, Ron Burgundy Podcast. Yes, you're calling 0:22:39.200 --> 0:22:42.600 into the Ron Burgundy Yes. Who who is this? This 0:22:42.640 --> 0:22:46.880 is Nick Webb from Bedford, Indiana. Bedford, Indiana. What part 0:22:46.920 --> 0:22:49.359 of the state are you located in? Um, We're in 0:22:49.400 --> 0:22:52.480 the southern part of the state, in the center directly 0:22:52.520 --> 0:22:59.119 below Bloomington where Indiana University is. Oh right, yeah, home 0:22:59.160 --> 0:23:04.040 of the movie Aching Away. Yes, yes, absolutely, I love 0:23:04.119 --> 0:23:09.800 that movie. Fantastic A bunch of lovable losers on bicycles, right, 0:23:10.480 --> 0:23:13.719 that's right in the Little five hundred or something like that. 0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:16.560 It is the Little five still have it every year 0:23:16.600 --> 0:23:19.200 they do. Oh, I thought I thought it got canceled 0:23:19.359 --> 0:23:22.639 because of the rioting. Fair amount of riding. That's a 0:23:22.680 --> 0:23:24.639 big part of it for sure. Oh, that's just the 0:23:24.680 --> 0:23:28.560 fun of it, right, that's the draw Nick. What's on 0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:31.560 your mind today? Um? I was. I was hoping to 0:23:31.640 --> 0:23:36.639 talk to talk about cheese. Mine was a specific concern 0:23:36.720 --> 0:23:41.000 I have surrounding goat cheese. Have a fair amount of 0:23:41.200 --> 0:23:44.840 anxiety about goat cheese, and I wondered if if Ron 0:23:44.920 --> 0:23:49.040 shared those concerns. Well, where where does your anxiety lie? 0:23:49.119 --> 0:23:52.359 You just you don't like the taste of it. No, 0:23:52.520 --> 0:23:55.400 I that's that's part of it. That's where the guilt comes. 0:23:55.400 --> 0:23:58.960 And I love the taste. The goat is just a 0:23:59.000 --> 0:24:03.840 filthy animal. There's the the beards and the horn that's 0:24:03.840 --> 0:24:06.760 spastic jumping. I guess I don't. I don't trust it, 0:24:07.280 --> 0:24:09.879 and it makes me a little anxious about the cheese. 0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:13.400 Well are you Are you making your own cheese from goats? 0:24:13.880 --> 0:24:17.040 Are you around them? I try to steer clear of 0:24:17.040 --> 0:24:19.880 a goat if possible, but I know where it comes from. Well, 0:24:19.880 --> 0:24:22.640 there's that old thing, never trust a goat. I mean, 0:24:24.160 --> 0:24:27.600 I share your concerned. I mean I I don't even 0:24:27.800 --> 0:24:30.800 think it's a real cheese. You know, if we're really 0:24:30.800 --> 0:24:37.320 talking about it, it definitely is. Oh okay, it is delicious. 0:24:37.400 --> 0:24:40.639 I have to admit that. And I wonder if some 0:24:40.760 --> 0:24:42.879 of the menace that I feel towards the goat is 0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:44.679 what makes it taste so good to me. And then 0:24:44.680 --> 0:24:47.119 I feel a little guilt. Okay, so you're going on 0:24:47.160 --> 0:24:51.280 a hot date, take her back to your place, her place, 0:24:51.359 --> 0:24:53.600 and she says, I have a log of goat cheese. 0:24:55.000 --> 0:24:59.560 Is that this plus or minus? Um? Are you excited? 0:25:00.040 --> 0:25:04.040 Rust her? I find her dangerous. I think at that 0:25:04.080 --> 0:25:06.040 point I find her dangerous and that makes me probably 0:25:06.040 --> 0:25:08.800 like her. Mord Yeah, a little seductive there, right, mamba 0:25:08.920 --> 0:25:13.199 number five, right right. It's so funny. I'm sure have 0:25:13.280 --> 0:25:16.200 you ever read a hot Havanna Knites but Daniel Steele novel, 0:25:17.080 --> 0:25:20.479 it's just a great read to get your mind off stuff. Um, 0:25:21.080 --> 0:25:26.159 pretty pretty racy, pretty racy stuff. There's a character for 0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:29.920 the woman. She's obsessed with goat cheese, and she keeps 0:25:30.000 --> 0:25:36.560 luring all her suitors into her studio apartment log of 0:25:38.000 --> 0:25:42.800 one bite. And then the final climactic scene of the book, 0:25:43.160 --> 0:25:46.800 she bludgeons her lover with this log of of goat 0:25:46.880 --> 0:25:51.399 cheese and then eats the evidence. You so you've read it? 0:25:52.760 --> 0:25:54.920 Oh well, why didn't you tell me that from the beginning? 0:25:56.520 --> 0:26:00.440 We wouldn't have described the whole book? Yeah, I hate 0:26:00.480 --> 0:26:02.760 I hope I didn't ruin it for anybody out there. No, 0:26:02.960 --> 0:26:05.879 we're trying to get I'm finding so many people aren't 0:26:05.880 --> 0:26:10.480 familiar with this one work of hers, So I think 0:26:10.520 --> 0:26:12.040 the more we can get the word out, the better. 0:26:12.640 --> 0:26:17.880 It's true, it's true. Nick. Do you like accents? I do? 0:26:18.800 --> 0:26:25.080 This is my accent for someone from Bedford, Indiana for Indiana. Okay, 0:26:25.600 --> 0:26:30.159 how are you? Isn't that uncanny? That's pretty good. I 0:26:30.160 --> 0:26:33.600 mean Carolina doesn't have she doesn't have a lot of talents. 0:26:33.600 --> 0:26:37.200 She's like a she's like a plow horse. But this 0:26:37.280 --> 0:26:41.960 is your real shining moment. You got these voices down. Well, Yes, 0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:44.520 it's hard to be on all the time. And yes, 0:26:44.600 --> 0:26:48.120