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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Britain Jeffrey in the Morning, brand new full

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Speaker 1: hour for you with a brand new awkward Thursday phone call. Dude,

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Speaker 1: a guy who is proposed three times and it's not

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Speaker 1: giving up yet though he's not. Dude, you got to

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Speaker 1: stick around for this one. Brand new TikTok. Lots of

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Speaker 1: fun ahead.

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Speaker 2: But first comments, Amanda said, Jake is so adorable. I

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Speaker 2: love his shot collar questions. He has a great singing voice,

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Speaker 2: and he's so cute when he laughs.

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Speaker 3: He has definitely joined by one day Meatless get in line.

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Speaker 4: The funniest person on the whole show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's the tallest person.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: When Jake laughs at your jokes, you know you made it.

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Speaker 2: You're like, all right, I feel good. That's true, that's true.

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Speaker 2: All right here it is a brand new full hour

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Speaker 2: starts right now here.

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Speaker 4: It comes Peter.

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Speaker 6: Hey, since we're getting close, let's get some Easter candy stats.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's a broken Jeffrey in the Morning right now.

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Speaker 6: The average Easter basket has about a twenty percent chance

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Speaker 6: of including peeps.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I will say I'm with you on that one. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's the look of it, not the flavor basket.

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Speaker 6: Also, you have to remind kids not everything's going to

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Speaker 6: be great all the time.

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Speaker 1: Teach them just figure out what chemicals taste like.

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Speaker 6: In fact, West Virginia is the peep's capital of the US.

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Speaker 6: With a thirty five percent chance of getting peeped on.

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Speaker 2: I could believe the amount of flavors they had there

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Speaker 6: Meanwhile, kids in Arkansas and Montana least likely to get peeps.

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Speaker 6: Hold on, so this isn't easter candy. This is all

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Speaker 6: just peep trivia. Okay, you know what. We have to

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Speaker 6: switch this up. All right, let's do. Can anyone tell

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Speaker 6: me which Easter candy dominates baskets with a sixty five

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get jelly beans?

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Speaker 6: Actually no, this is the first Your jelly beans and

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Speaker 6: chocolate bunnies are not in the top five. Who Camberry eggs,

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Speaker 6: Cadberry cream eggs are number five? Okay, be specific. Teresa's

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Speaker 6: eggs are number one. Chance. Number two is Reese's peanut

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Speaker 6: butter cups, just the normal laws.

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Speaker 2: I got a.

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Speaker 8: Reese's carrot this year.

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Speaker 2: They made carrot shaped every holiday, just peanut butter and chocolate.

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Speaker 6: It's becoming that way. Three is Cadberry chocolate.

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Speaker 1: Mini eggs numbers are so much better than the big eggs.

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Speaker 6: Number four are is Hershey's milk chocolate. So all the

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Speaker 6: Christian children are loading up on five different kinds of chocolate. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 6: the Jewish kids we get unsalted Matza crackers once again,

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Speaker 6: number one every year.

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Speaker 1: No choice almost, it's so dry you can up the

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Speaker 1: peeps from my basket.

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Speaker 2: Jess.

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Speaker 6: Wow, it's some childhood fun and fair. Let's get to

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Speaker 6: a game that's both of those things. The shock collar

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Speaker 6: question of the day, Jake, I have no words.

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Speaker 2: Yes, his mouth is full of those crackers.

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Speaker 6: Saltless crackers.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I've got some.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 8: Easter is just days away, whichweans families all across the

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Speaker 8: country are preparing for the most logical holiday of the year,

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Speaker 8: where a giant vest wearing bunny breaks into your home,

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Speaker 8: hides eggs, and bribes your children with mountains of candy.

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Speaker 8: Completely and totally normal today, filled with chocolates and pastel

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Speaker 8: colors and epic backyard treasure hunts. And that's why today

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Speaker 8: we're celebrating the numbers behind Easter, the stats, the facts,

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Speaker 8: and the hippity hoppity truth. During a special No Bunny

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Speaker 8: Business edition of twenty of twenty. You'll say, number one

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Speaker 8: through twenty, I'll give you an Easter staff. It could

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Speaker 8: be about foods, traditions, dyed eggs. You just have to

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Speaker 8: tell me is the real number higher or lower?

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Speaker 7: Love it?

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Speaker 2: Fifty to fifty chance on each of these.

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Speaker 8: Speaking of wonky die jobs, let's start with Alexis seven

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Speaker 8: verse seven. Should adults be allowed to get in on

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Speaker 8: Easter egg hunts? A recent poll found that over or

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Speaker 8: under fifty percent of adults would love to compete in

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Speaker 1: But we were just talking about the other day all

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Speaker 2: A bunch of listeners text and then they've been doing

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Speaker 8: There's adult ones, like just adults.

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Speaker 1: As they said, Yeah, after dark, smearing and everything like shots.

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Speaker 6: it becomes a bigger thing.

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Speaker 8: I'm saying over Alexis says more than fifty percent, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, popular events. I mean I I'll go.

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Speaker 8: Yes, So all right, Alexis got hers right, Let's go

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Speaker 8: to Brook.

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Speaker 2: Let's go eight.

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Speaker 8: Over the years, the most common Easter basket has been

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Speaker 8: chocolate bunnies up until this year. But how do you

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Speaker 8: eat one? Seventy seven percent start with the ears. You

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Speaker 8: need to tell me of over or under? Five percent

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Speaker 8: start with eating the butt. Question, why are you blushing?

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Speaker 2: Brook?

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Speaker 8: It's a simple question.

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Speaker 4: I think Jeffy the feet, who would go.

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Speaker 7: To that?

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Speaker 6: We're gonna learn a lot about Brook from how she

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Speaker 7: It is.

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Speaker 2: It would just be too ridiculous. I think it's gotta

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Speaker 8: It says under five percent. It's twenty twenty six Brooks.

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Speaker 8: Six percent of people start with the butt.

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Speaker 4: Really, I love to eat it.

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Speaker 8: From the sixteen percent start with the feet.

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Speaker 6: I'm proud to start with the belly.

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Speaker 2: Just starts with a face that feels a little killing.

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Speaker 8: That's where I start right on the whose and don't

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Speaker 8: Hose seven and eight are off the board. It's your turn.

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Speaker 8: Egg hunts are only our second favorite Easter tradition. Spending

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Speaker 8: time with family is number one, Yeah, exactly. All Easter

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Speaker 8: brunch or Easter dinner is third. Over or under. Fifty

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Speaker 4: Year over under half.

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Speaker 9: Well, when I was a kid, we used to always

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Speaker 4: But that's a thing forever.

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Speaker 1: It has to be families with kids, like people without

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Speaker 8: Or if adults are hunting, then adults can die their

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Speaker 8: Really under fifty percent is what Jose said. Oh, it's

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Speaker 8: over fifty three percent Americans will die Easter eggs this year.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad to be wrong. That's cute.

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Speaker 8: You gotta get put those eggs to use, all right.

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Speaker 8: Alexis has gotten hers right, Brook and Jose got both

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey, I'll take number five.

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Speaker 8: Oh okay, I was just gonna say hello, it small talk,

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Speaker 8: all right, for the feet butt, Jeffrey, what do you

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Speaker 8: prefer a chocolate egg? Forty one percent said solid chocolate,

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Speaker 6: just too much of a sticky situation to have to

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Speaker 2: See, I like the caramel cadberry the mouse too.

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Speaker 6: I know you like stickiness in your mouth. I think

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Speaker 6: then once you bite it open, you could fill it

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Speaker 8: Vodka, sami, chocolate, very tiny, bea.

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Speaker 6: You're the ones who want the adult Easter eggs, so

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Speaker 6: I don't think it's weird. I think and chocolate. If

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Speaker 8: Over all, right, that's correct jeff twenty three percent, And

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Speaker 8: that brings us to an Easter tie breaker, Alexis, We're

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Speaker 8: going to you. If you get this right, you'll be safe.

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Speaker 8: If you get it wrong, Jeffrey's gonna win. Easter greeting

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Speaker 8: cards are a big deal. If you couldn't find one

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Speaker 8: you liked, it's probably on you. Hollmark has over or

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Speaker 8: under three hundred different Easter cards this year.

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Speaker 2: Dan was giving Easter cards. I thought the baskets enough.

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Speaker 2: You know they never received an Easter card. I guess

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Speaker 8: Alexa says under three hundred Easter cards seventy three very close,

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Speaker 8: and that means Alexis has one Today's edition of.

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Speaker 6: Up twenty. So Alexis gets to choose who gets shot.

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Speaker 6: They're going to be singing the song from Willy Wonka,

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Speaker 6: Pure imagination. Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 3: Brook loves Timothy Shalaman the New Willy Wonkers.

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Speaker 1: I hate Timothy in that movie.

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Speaker 2: Come with me and you'll be in a world of

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Speaker 6: That was your shock collar question of.

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Speaker 10: The day, broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Every villain has an origin story, yeah, I mean take

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Speaker 6: Brook for example. She wasn't always evil until one day

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Speaker 6: when she forgot her glasses at home and ran over

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Speaker 6: a Goodwill donation bin and did not stop. And from

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Speaker 6: there on out she's always taken their clothes. Midnight grabbing

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Speaker 11: Do.

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Speaker 6: No, you're not older, is uncles as he climbs into

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Speaker 6: Well, a woman on the phone today says the moment

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Speaker 6: that she decided to become the bad guy happened while

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Speaker 6: she was waiting in a McDonald's drive through. One strange

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Speaker 6: encounter made her realize it was time to ruin a

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Speaker 6: stranger's day. You're gonna hear what she did in a

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Speaker 7: Our concession.

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Speaker 6: I can't take back all arms. Mouse speaker text to

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Speaker 6: old and only just now realized that do not operate

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Speaker 1: That is, like, I am scared to think of all

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Speaker 2: But I can fly an airplane, right, mopeds are fine?

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Speaker 6: long as it's a secret about yourself. We've got a

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Speaker 6: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 7: Hi, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I don't know if we should be operating

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is a risky move, but voice changer is on.

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Speaker 6: You are the mass Speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 7: Okay. Well, like I'm in debating whether or not I

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Speaker 7: also it's also kind of bad.

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Speaker 1: Okay, are we gonna start with a bad or the

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Speaker 7: Well, it's kind of mixed in together, I guess.

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Speaker 6: Okay, what happened?

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Speaker 7: So a little while ago, you know, I was leaving

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Speaker 7: So kind of on spur the moment, I decided I'm

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Speaker 7: at McDonald's just to grab some dinner.

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Speaker 2: Treat yourself.

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Speaker 9: McDonald's is still fun when everyone agrees, Yeah, yeah, McDonald's.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a great idea.

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Speaker 6: Sometimes the mood just hits. Yeah, okay exactly.

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Speaker 7: I was just totally in the mood for it. But

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Speaker 7: I'm going to get my McDonald's quick there.

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Speaker 2: They're known for fast food, so I think you'll be good.

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Speaker 4: Just wait five ten minutes.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, So I had to wait, and I finally

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Speaker 4: No, you don't know, you don't.

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Speaker 2: Haven't locked in your head, girl, you're waiting? What were

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Speaker 6: They should have the menu like farther down the line,

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Speaker 2: But honestly, who doesn't order the same thing every time?

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Speaker 7: So I'm just scanning and scanning the menu, and maybe

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Speaker 7: I was taking a while, but the lady in the

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, book, come on, now, that's so rad.

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Speaker 2: You can't have slow food?

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Speaker 7: But yeah, and then I can see her in my

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Speaker 2: Well reach people scare me?

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Speaker 8: I don't want to.

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Speaker 7: I mean, look, I understand because I'm tired. I'm hungry too,

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Speaker 7: but who actually does that like to a complete stranger

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Speaker 2: And now you're taking even longer because you're.

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Speaker 7: Exactly I quickly put my order in as that's as

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Speaker 2: Now your day just got worse.

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Speaker 6: The aggression has transferred via the air into your car.

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Speaker 7: You know. I'm just getting more and more frustrated and

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Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like you're going to be one of

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Speaker 6: Why you said that has me a little concern.

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Speaker 4: He's like, I get the gas can out of the

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Speaker 6: I knew this axe would come in. Now what did

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Speaker 7: Okay, So when I go up to the first window

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Speaker 6: What wow?

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Speaker 4: O all kill him with kindness.

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Speaker 7: That is a thing.

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Speaker 2: When they go low, you go higher.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, very generous.

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Speaker 2: Wow, exhausty, But it's the right way to do it.

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Speaker 7: So I pay for both of our nails.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: And when I got up to the second window, they

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Speaker 7: food and I took her orders and I drove dude, Oh.

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Speaker 6: My god, she's got to get a free meal.

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Speaker 12: Out of it.

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Speaker 4: But wait four minutes.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I was just the inconvenience of it.

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Speaker 4: That was actually really funny. I was wondering, why.

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Speaker 7: Would you Yeah, exactly. So I took her order and

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Speaker 7: I drove off, and I felt so good in that moment.

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Speaker 7: I just had this like total adrenaline rush, and I

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Speaker 7: Your both's not here.

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Speaker 2: She's still screaming in that form the one who has

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Speaker 7: But I did kind of speed home because you know,

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Speaker 6: Ror So did you end up eating both orders?

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Speaker 7: So you know, I'm like, okay, we'll just open her

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Speaker 7: there was a kid's meal box in there.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, I stole a child's food. Maybe she

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Speaker 2: was like kids meals? What's wrong with adults getting him? Still?

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Speaker 4: Actually, no, her kid.

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Speaker 6: Was probably the one that was like, honk at that

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Speaker 6: lady taking too long. I want my toy.

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Speaker 2: That's good, Jeff, let's demonize the child.

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Speaker 6: But it was a child's idea the whole time.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing you didn't keep a little toy in the

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Speaker 4: Unless it was a good one.

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Speaker 7: No, I did not. I felt so terrible, to be honest.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but you did eat the kid's meal, right.

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Speaker 7: I actually gave it to my dog. My dog really

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Speaker 7: liked that.

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Speaker 2: How is that lower?

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Speaker 6: Diabolical? Donnie's all right, we're not going to mess with you,

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Speaker 6: that's for sure. The text in the seven eighty five

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Speaker 6: nine too. If you have a confession you and holding

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Speaker 6: on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 6: and make you our next mass speaker. Got your phone

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Speaker 6: tap coming up right after this. If you've ever heard

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Speaker 6: our prank calls before, you know we love one thing.

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Speaker 6: We love to troll scammers. Yeah, we're good at Brooke

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Speaker 6: and Jeffrey in the morning. And the other day Jose

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Speaker 6: and our producer were in the studio after the show

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Speaker 6: so we hit record because we were in the market

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Speaker 6: for new car insurance. It just so happened. But let's

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Speaker 6: hear how that went in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 10: We're Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Hi, Mark, Yes, Hello, who's this?

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Speaker 12: Hi?

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Speaker 13: Good day to you. I'm calling on a recorded line

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Speaker 13: from AS Insurance, wondering if you'd like a quote today

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Speaker 13: to save you money on insurance.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, you said save money on what on your car insurance?

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Speaker 6: What's that?

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Speaker 13: It's for your auto insurance? Do you carry auto insurance

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Speaker 13: like your car?

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Speaker 6: I don't remember.

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Speaker 4: I mean, how would I know.

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Speaker 13: Why don't I. Why don't I do this?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: Why don't I do this? I'm going to transfer you

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Speaker 13: right now to a license agent. Could you please stay

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Speaker 13: on the line. Can you stand on the line? Okay?

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 8: What are you talking to me?

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Speaker 12: Yes?

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Speaker 13: Mark?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 9: The tone it was like maybe you turned your head

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Speaker 9: a little bit and there was someone next.

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Speaker 6: To you, like at work wherever you are at your

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Speaker 6: insurance place. I'm still on the phone, you know that, right?

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Speaker 13: Yes? Okay, we're doing auto insurance and I can transfer

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Speaker 13: you to an agent if you just stand the line.

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Speaker 13: Can you stand the line? Mark, I'm going to transfer

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Speaker 13: you now.

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Speaker 7: Mark.

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Speaker 13: Are you still there? Is it okay for me to

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: Hian, Sorry, I'm going to transfer you now to a

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Speaker 13: license agent regarding the auto insurance. So can you please

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Speaker 10: Hello?

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Speaker 5: Mark?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: Can you please stay on the line while I transfer you.

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Speaker 13: I just want to know if it's okay for me

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Speaker 13: to transfer you. Can you just say yes or no?

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Speaker 6: Yes or no?

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Speaker 4: Which one?

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Speaker 3: Mark?

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Speaker 13: I'm asking you to let me know if it is

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Speaker 4: There's no way, that's a butterfly.

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Speaker 13: Mark, are you listening to me?

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Speaker 4: No way, a butterfly just flew in my room.

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Speaker 13: Wow, Mark, I need you to focus.

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Speaker 4: For me, please, Okay, say it again.

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Speaker 13: Is it okay for me to transfer you to a

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Speaker 6: Have you talked to them?

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Speaker 4: What do they think about it? Do they want to

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Speaker 4: talk to me?

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Speaker 13: Yes? The licensed agents would love to talk to you

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Speaker 8: Uh.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to need time to think about it.

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Speaker 13: I think you need time to think about it. If

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Speaker 13: I'm going to transfer you, just.

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Speaker 6: Give me thirty seconds.

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Speaker 13: Hello Mark? Hello Mark?

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Speaker 9: Okay, I thought about it, and what you're asking me

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Speaker 13: It's really not If I transfer you, the licensed agent

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like I should talk to a lawyer or something.

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Speaker 13: You can talk to our license agent. I just need

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, Now we're getting.

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Speaker 13: Somewhere, So I need you to say yes or no

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Speaker 5: Mark.

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Speaker 7: Hello, Mark, Yeah, Hi Mark?

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Speaker 13: Here, believable.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you can transfer me now whenever you're ready.

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Speaker 4: Just can't wait to be transferred.

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Speaker 9: Hello, Hello, Smoking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties Brooking

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Is there anything more cringey than seeing a marriage proposal

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Speaker 6: gone wrong? Oh my gosh, It's like you can't look

456
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,399
Speaker 6: away as the guy drops down to a knee and

457
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 6: then gets rejected, and suddenly the vibe inside that David

458
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 6: Busters is all messed up. Now, imagine that humiliation happening

459
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 6: not once, not twice, but three separate times to the

460
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 6: same dude. Oh my god, that's where one of our

461
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 6: listeners is right now. He's not ready to give up

462
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 6: just yet. He's seeking the type of advice that only

463
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 6: we could provide in your brand new awkward Thursday phone

464
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 6: call coming up next. It's awkward, It's Thursday. It's awkward

465
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 6: Thursday phone call. Brook. How many times did you make

466
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 6: your husband propose before you finally said yes?

467
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,680
Speaker 2: He just did it once?

468
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 6: Oh wow, Wow, gave it up to him right away.

469
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,640
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I've always been easy, jeff.

470
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, we're not expecting that.

471
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 7: Well.

472
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 6: According to chat GPT, who is the expert authority on

473
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 6: this show, the most times a man should pop the

474
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 6: question after getting rejected is once, maybe twice.

475
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Speaker 2: My dad proposed I think like three times to my mom.

476
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 2: Oh they've been married almost fifty years.

477
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 6: Oh it looks different for everybody, clearly, but one of

478
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 6: our listeners, Joe, needs help because he's already passed the

479
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 6: one or two pop the question threshold. Hey, look at that,

480
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 6: and he needs a little bit of advice.

481
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Speaker 11: Joe.

482
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 6: Welcome to the show.

483
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:31,160
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, you're in a scenario most people never would

484
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 4: be in.

485
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Speaker 2: Brother, Yeah, that's okay. You know you're still together.

486
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: That says something like sometimes when someone proposes and they

487
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: say no, it's like, oh my god, we shouldn't be together.

488
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 7: Yeah.

489
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, we have a lot of advice to offer you.

490
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 6: Before hearing anything about your story's.

491
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,439
Speaker 2: Break up, we're pumping them up.

492
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 8: Jack.

493
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 12: That's good.

494
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 6: Well, let's hear about the relationship that you're in right now.

495
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 7: Yeah.

496
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Speaker 5: It's my girlfriend EM and I. We've been together for

497
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 5: five years.

498
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Speaker 2: Did you say her name was em like the letter ema?

499
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 5: Emam? Okay, sorry, okay, I call her am sometimes. Sorry,

500
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 5: that makes sense.

501
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, we prefer only formal names on this show,

502
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 6: So lock it up. So you've been with her, you

503
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 6: said five years?

504
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 7: Yeah, five years.

505
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 5: We've done everything together. We've traveled to all kinds of places.

506
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,479
Speaker 5: We have a dog, we bought a condo together.

507
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 6: Have you kissed?

508
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 7: Yeah? Okay, yeah, we kids?

509
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 1: All right, just covering all the How does she How

510
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,880
Speaker 1: does she feel about the idea of marriage?

511
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Speaker 5: This is the thing we have talked about. We both

512
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 5: want to be married. Okay, so I take action, I

513
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 5: go and I propose and she said no.

514
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:42,360
Speaker 7: Wait?

515
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 2: Why why did she say no? I mean she's obviously

516
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 2: in it with you for the long haul.

517
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know because I've been

518
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 5: proceeded to propose a couple more times. I've actually proposed

519
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,160
Speaker 5: three times in the last eighteen months.

520
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Speaker 7: Ok.

521
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 4: Whoa, you're not getting like where are you doing it?

522
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 12: Like?

523
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 6: How's it going down?

524
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 2: I feel like we need the story behind what.

525
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's different places, different ways.

526
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:08,959
Speaker 7: Two of them.

527
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 5: I was in public, like it was by a beautiful

528
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:16,439
Speaker 5: tree in the park. The worst one, if I can

529
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 5: let you know.

530
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 6: Yes, let's do the worst. Yes, that sounds fun. What happened?

531
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Speaker 5: I paid for a firework? It's like and you imagine, Yes,

532
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 5: let's get married. And then a nice fifteen minutes of fireworks,

533
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 5: but she said no, and then we had to sit

534
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 5: there and watch fireworks. Yea, yeah, go home and just

535
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 5: go to bed.

536
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,399
Speaker 2: Oh my, I don't know why she doesn't tell you

537
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 2: what's wrong, does.

538
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 6: Say anything about it?

539
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 5: Yes, she has told me she's fully ready, wants the

540
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 5: universe lets her know that she's ready.

541
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Speaker 2: Oh, this is out of your hands. Is she really

542
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 2: into astrology like the planets aligning?

543
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 5: And no, no, I've never I don't even know it.

544
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 6: Now, Well, what does she mean that the universe will

545
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 6: let her know?

546
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 5: She just tells me the universe will let us both

547
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 5: know when it's the time. I even once proposed I

548
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,479
Speaker 5: gave her a card that said, hey, babe, the universe

549
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 5: told me I should put a ring on it.

550
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 6: That's clever.

551
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 5: And her response was, yeah, no, that's not it.

552
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 4: Are the universe is a person that we need to

553
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 4: ask permission from.

554
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Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea. Have you talked to her family? Maybe?

555
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, yeah, I actually did. I have asked her

556
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 5: father for permission all three.

557
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 6: Times you went to her dad on three separate occasions

558
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 6: to ask for her hand in marriage.

559
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 4: There's buddies now, he comes back. It happened again, brother.

560
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

561
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

562
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Speaker 5: He just kind of shrugs his shoulders each time, and

563
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 5: by the time he said, well, son, I'm surprised you

564
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 5: are still with her, but he called you son.

565
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's so bizarre. So where are you at?

566
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: Like, are you willing to be patient enough to wait

567
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 1: for whatever this universe moment is?

568
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 7: Yeah?

569
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 6: Do you even want to keep asking?

570
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 11: Yeah?

571
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 7: I kind of do.

572
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 5: I mean, I get it. Most guys at this point

573
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 5: would have said, forget it, I'm done. If the universe

574
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 5: is not giving me a green light yet, and then

575
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 5: maybe we should separate. But she's making it very clear

576
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 5: that she does not want to break up, okay, and

577
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 5: she's been happy and cheerful even when she says no.

578
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 5: It wasn't like a down or no, it was a

579
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 5: like a positive, optimistic.

580
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 12: Yeah.

581
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 6: So okay, this you're definitely in a weird position. But

582
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Speaker 6: what made you reach out to our show for? What

583
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 6: are you looking for?

584
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,400
Speaker 5: Looking for some advice on how do I even talk

585
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 5: to her about that? I don't want to propose on

586
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 5: your show or anything like that.

587
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 2: Okay, you want to figure out what the universe.

588
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 5: Like when you'll know, I would like to understand what

589
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 5: is she looking for?

590
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, help him unlock the key to her heart to

591
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 6: say yes, Jef, you.

592
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 4: Should call her and say you're the universe calling.

593
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 7: I like it.

594
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 6: I like that, But unfortunately this is an awkward Thursday

595
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 6: from call, and that means Joe is the one that's

596
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 6: going to have to do the unlocking himself.

597
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 7: Yeah.

598
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 6: Right, So we're going to come back and give you

599
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 6: a little bit of advice to help you call your

600
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 6: girlfriend of five years to figure out what sign from

601
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 6: the universe is she looking for before she says yes

602
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 6: to marriage.

603
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 5: All right, thank you.

604
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 6: Honestly look crazy, but we're going to do it awkward

605
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 6: Thursday right after this. Hold on, it's awkward. It's Thursday.

606
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 4: It's awkward phone call.

607
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 6: You gotta feel for our listener, Joe. Here's a guy

608
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 6: who's been in love with a girl for five years.

609
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 2: Oh and they're so cute together, and.

610
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 6: He desperately wants to marry her. She said no three

611
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 6: times to his proposals, but.

612
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,959
Speaker 2: In a happy way, but not yet with a big smile.

613
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely not Yeah, and made it clear she doesn't

614
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 6: want to break up, she does want to get married.

615
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 6: It's just the universe hasn't told her that it's right yet,

616
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 6: whatever that means. Even Joe isn't sure. That's why he's

617
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 6: hoping to get some clarity here with us today during

618
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 6: this awkward Thursday phone call and find out what exactly

619
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 6: is his girlfriend waiting for? What is Joe doing wrong?

620
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 6: What's not a lining for Emma to say yes to

621
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 6: his proposal? So, Brooke, what's your advice?

622
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: I think you give up on the universe, Joe. Oh,

623
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: I don't know you way around for any universal sign.

624
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: I think you tell Emma listen, I got a three

625
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: ask limit.

626
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 2: I did my part. You understand the universe better than

627
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 2: I am. You do the asking. Now it's up to Emma.

628
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 10: Now to compose.

629
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 6: Wow, give up your man card, Joe?

630
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: What do you think that a man card thing?

631
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 5: Yeah? That's better than just giving up altogether.

632
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes your life easier, right, Like you don't

633
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: have to plan anything, you don't have to worry, you

634
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: don't have to spend any more money.

635
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 2: It's all up to Emma.

636
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 5: You don't think it'll look like I'm giving up and

637
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 5: then that'll make her give up.

638
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 2: No, I think you're saying like I don't get the universe.

639
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 7: You do.

640
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 6: It's just one piece of advice you can use or

641
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 6: not use it. Jose, what do you think?

642
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 9: Well, you said you're okay waiting and proposing again, but

643
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 9: that may not be the right move for you.

644
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 12: Man.

645
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 4: You need to give her a soft ultimatum.

646
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 7: Uh.

647
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 4: Oh, that way, she's like, oh, I'm gonna lose him.

648
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 4: The universe may speak to her.

649
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, it may speed up her timeline when you say yes, Oh,

650
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 6: I just got a text the universe and it's time.

651
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 6: What do you think, Joe?

652
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 5: I do want this happen sener later. It's getting a

653
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 5: little a little expensive, too.

654
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 6: Many firework shows.

655
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 5: Kind of don't want to have to meet.

656
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 2: With her dad, Joe, you don't have to meet with

657
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 2: her dad.

658
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 5: Any Maybe I should bring her dad with me.

659
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 2: No, have her dad do it for you. Like, Hey,

660
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 2: Joe would like to propose? Will you finally say yes?

661
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 6: All right, we're officially cutting off the advice. Yeah, and

662
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 6: we're just gonna dial your girlfriend and see if she answers.

663
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 6: You got this, Joe. You're gonna find out what the

664
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 6: universe wants from you.

665
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 5: Thank you.

666
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 6: Okay, here we go. I'm gonna dollar number right now.

667
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 6: Let you make your awkward Thursday phone. God, let's do it.

668
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 5: Hello, Hey baby, Oh.

669
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 12: I didn't I didn't recognize the number. Hi.

670
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 13: What's up, mama?

671
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 10: How are you doing, Bob?

672
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 5: I'm doing.

673
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 12: Go ahead. How are you remind me later before you

674
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 12: come home? I seemed on sale as a supermarket. If

675
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 12: you can grab some somewhat, some.

676
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 5: Pumpkins, No, the ice cream that you like?

677
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 12: That that cherry chip ice cream that you like. I

678
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 12: just noticed it was on sale. If you want to

679
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 12: grab some on your way home.

680
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'll get that.

681
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 12: Okay, what's up? What's up? Boo boo?

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Speaker 7: I'm just.

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Speaker 5: I'm just thinking about us and I love and all

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Speaker 5: of these proposals, and let's talk about.

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Speaker 12: It, or how about we don't.

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Speaker 5: If we don't talk about it, then I'll just be

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Speaker 5: thinking about it all day. But I was thinking about

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Speaker 5: the universe. Yeah, how me and the universe? I don't

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Speaker 5: I don't know how to talk to the universe.

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Speaker 7: Booboo?

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Speaker 12: How many kinds have I told you? You don't talk

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Speaker 12: to the universe. You listen to it? You wait?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well I haven't heard it.

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Speaker 3: And I know you're confused, and I know I've said

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Speaker 3: this to you before. But you have to trust that

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Speaker 3: the universe is going to reveal it and it's time.

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Speaker 12: It's you. We just have to wait for it coming. Baby.

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Speaker 5: I have been patient and I and I've been listening.

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Speaker 5: I don't know exactly what you're looking for, and I'm

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Speaker 5: no listen.

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Speaker 7: Where.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if it's if it's worth it that

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Speaker 5: we continue what we want.

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Speaker 3: Wait a second, what are we questioning here? There's none

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Speaker 3: of that, you know, and I know that we're meant

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Speaker 3: to be together. You know I love you, you know

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Speaker 3: I want to be with you.

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Speaker 12: I just have to understand. I've had this thing and

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Speaker 12: I just I need to follow it through what thing?

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Speaker 5: The universe thing? Or I'm continuosed.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, well yeah, if I feel like if I

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Speaker 3: tell you then it's going to ruin it, it's not,

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Speaker 3: then it won't.

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Speaker 12: Be the point.

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Speaker 5: Well, what I just need to help. I feel like

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Speaker 5: I'm at my end. I just need a clear path.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not like that, even it's just it's just

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Speaker 3: it's just okay. When I was twelve, I made a

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Speaker 3: pact and the path was I want to sign from

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Speaker 3: the universe that the man I marry is.

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Speaker 12: The right one.

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Speaker 5: And so what you haven't gotten the sign yet.

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Speaker 12: The thing is the sign. It needs to come from you.

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Speaker 5: Baby, I'm very old. We had fireworks, we had cheese.

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Speaker 12: No, no, no, no, no, I know that's that's not

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Speaker 12: the sign. That's not the sign.

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Speaker 5: What what kind of what do you mean?

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Speaker 7: Baby?

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Speaker 12: It's a word? Okay, So it's a word that is

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Speaker 12: only between the universe and I. It's just we know.

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Speaker 12: And the thing of it is the time that we've

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Speaker 12: been together so far, you've not said it.

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Speaker 5: The only reason that you said no to all of

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Speaker 5: my proposals it is because I haven't said the magic

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Speaker 5: word that you came up with when you were twelve.

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Speaker 12: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, there's a last word.

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Speaker 6: I guess yes, yeah, Hello, Hello Emma.

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Speaker 12: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Was the word awkward? Maybe the word was awkward again?

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Speaker 6: Maybe? But this is a radio show. We're called Brooke

742
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Speaker 6: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, welcome to it. Hi, Joe,

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Speaker 6: what did you do?

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Speaker 7: Dude?

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Speaker 5: I I was looking for help and they're just gonna

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Speaker 5: help help. Let's figure it out, right, guys.

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Speaker 6: It's kind of fun to leave you hanging a little bit, Joe.

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Speaker 1: But I think we should spend the next five minutes,

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Speaker 1: just saying words, yes, seeing if we.

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Speaker 2: Could get it.

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Speaker 4: What do you guys think of twelve year old came

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Speaker 4: up with the twelve year old?

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Speaker 5: See?

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Speaker 2: Is it a person, place or thing?

755
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,720
Speaker 4: Give us guess the games?

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00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 3: Look, guys, I know you're all trying to help, and

757
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Speaker 3: I understand that he's frustrated.

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00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 12: Joe, the universe will give you the word when you just.

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00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 5: Hard bark.

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00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 4: Ambulance.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we don't know.

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Speaker 6: We don't have a lot of We don't enough time

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Speaker 6: for that, Joan. And remember she was twelve when she

764
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Speaker 6: made the packs. You have to think of words that

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Speaker 6: twelve year old girls would like.

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Speaker 7: That's what baby.

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00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 5: I don't know that many words.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Joan, Emma, you could be losing the most patient,

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Speaker 1: loving man, the person you're supposed to be with, because

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Speaker 1: you're stuck on this thing that you made up when

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Speaker 1: you were twelve years old.

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Speaker 5: Can I can I say, Baby, you're not losing me.

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Speaker 5: I'm not losing you, but we might both end up

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Speaker 5: in the looney bin.

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Speaker 3: That's positive, all right, all right, honey, baby boo boo.

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Speaker 12: We'll talk later over some ice cream. Okay. I love

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00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 12: you and I know that the words will come to you.

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00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 2: You're not gonna tell us that.

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00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 6: Defeats the purpose of the whole game, broke.

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00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 2: Dude, it's not a fun game.

781
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: So wait, is he gonna like be talking to you,

782
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: like in the bathroom while you're brushing your teeth and

783
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: he accidentally says the word and then you just break

784
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 1: down in tears and say, yes.

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00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 2: I will marry you.

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00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 12: That's the question better directed to the universe.

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Speaker 2: I can't ask the universe questions.

788
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm only supposed to listen like this is a very

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00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: complicated relationship with the universe.

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Speaker 7: Joe.

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Speaker 6: I feel like we got a lot of clarity out

792
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,479
Speaker 6: of this phone call, but we are running out of time.

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00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 6: At least you know that there is one word that

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00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 6: you need to say to unlock of yes to your

795
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 6: marriage proposal.

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Speaker 2: Maybe start playing scrabble together. It'll come up, you know.

797
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, go pick up a dictionary and it's as.

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Speaker 6: Every morning to her, Joe, it's really good that you

799
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Speaker 6: love her, because I don't know that anybody else ever could.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: I feel for Brook.

802
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 2: Right now because I can't get it out of my head.

803
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 6: And you could hear how badly she wants to know

804
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 6: what the word is dude. Honestly, Well, people couldn't see

805
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 6: this on the radio, but Brooke actually whipped out her

806
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 6: check book and was prepared to write a large sum

807
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 6: of money just to bribe the woman into finding out

808
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,720
Speaker 6: the magic word glisteners.

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Speaker 2: Would be grateful if I.

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Speaker 8: Were able, Yeah, yeah, but Brook held back.

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Speaker 6: So I'm proud of you for that. Brook. It is crazy, though,

812
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 6: that they've been together for five years. They do everything,

813
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 6: vacations and shopping and home ownership, and not once has

814
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 6: he said the word that entire time.

815
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Speaker 2: It had to be like unicorn or glitter.

816
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, orse are too normal too.

817
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 9: I have a feeling he's just gonna accidentally say it

818
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Speaker 9: one night, like in his sleep, and she's gonna wake

819
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 9: him up and be like, oh my god, we're getting married.

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Speaker 6: They're gonna say say it during a fight. Oh no, great,

821
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 6: Now you have to propose there. It is well, Brooke,

822
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 6: if we come to learn that the word is moist,

823
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 6: do you want to know or do you want to

824
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 6: be kept in the dark.

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00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 7: On that one?

826
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Speaker 2: The moist.

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Speaker 6: We never know, and we can By the way, the

828
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 6: word that we can do for you is help. We

829
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 6: can help you with your personal life. If you ever

830
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 6: need it. Yeah, we'll try. I can't promise much, but

831
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 6: reach out to us and we can give you an

832
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 6: awkward call whenever you need it. Go follow us online

833
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 6: wherever you get your podcasts. We're available at Brook and Jeffrey.

834
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 6: Whenever you hear someone imitate a cave man, usually sounds

835
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 6: something like me, want steak, me want woman with no baggage?

836
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Speaker 8: Good one.

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00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 6: Well guess what Apparently that's that's not how they sounded

838
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 6: at all? What really? And we have audio from a

839
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Speaker 6: world renowned scientist teaching a young man how to speak

840
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Speaker 6: like a Neanda.

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Speaker 2: Oh is it gonna be another accent that turns a

842
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Speaker 2: Lexis on?

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00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,760
Speaker 6: You have to hear it yourself. Plus, a judge finds

844
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 6: out a woman is driving during her virtual court appearance

845
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 6: and he lets her have it. All of that is

846
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 6: coming up in a brand new TikTok click shot. We'll

847
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 6: do it right now. You guys heard the latest trend

848
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:34,320
Speaker 6: for Easter. Apparently candy companies are finally filling those hollow

849
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 6: chocolate bunnies, not with more candy, but with a heaping

850
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Speaker 6: glob of.

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Speaker 2: TikTok click shot.

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Speaker 6: It gets everywhere. Yeah, it's TikTok Click Shock, where we

853
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Speaker 6: discuss the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. We're

854
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Speaker 6: gonna get right to it with your first TikTok click

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Speaker 6: shock from a gen zer named Ben Sanderson who's living

856
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Speaker 6: in New York right now, and his latest post has

857
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Speaker 6: gone viral because it's all based off a new trend

858
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Speaker 6: where gen zers are sharing the best public places during

859
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 6: their lunch break to go take naps and.

860
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Speaker 2: Cross Oh this is for every generations.

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Speaker 6: So Ben shared his secret spot and it got over

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Speaker 6: one point one million views.

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Speaker 2: Where's he going the library?

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Speaker 6: Let's see listen.

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Speaker 11: I needed a place in NYC to nap, so I

866
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Speaker 11: looked up on Reddit where to napp and it was

867
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 11: like all these things being like there's one secret room

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00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 11: in this library that if you go at these hours,

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Speaker 11: the guards aren't there. Until I read the best idea ever,

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Speaker 11: which I did. I went to the movie theater, paid

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Speaker 11: fifteen dollars for a ticket, and slept in the recliner

872
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 11: seats during the movie, popped in my earbuds, put on

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Speaker 11: my beanie, and I had one of the best naps

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Speaker 11: of my life.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Really, only if you go see a boring movie. You

877
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 2: better get me go see one with loud explosions.

878
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't want to see like the Avengers war movies.

879
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 6: But otherwise, is that a good deal? fIF teen bucks

880
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 6: for a movie theater, nap and a recliner. You got

881
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Speaker 6: the dark room, your air buds in, and it's relatively

882
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 6: quiet most of the time.

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Speaker 4: They have nappods at the airport and they're like forty bucks,

884
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Speaker 4: like an hour.

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Speaker 6: Or a ripoff. Yeah, so this is geez And you

886
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Speaker 6: have to buy a plane ticket too.

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Speaker 1: If you're leaving for two hours in the middle of

888
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Speaker 1: your workday to go nap, why wouldn't you just go home?

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Speaker 6: Well, if you look far away, or if you know

890
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Speaker 6: you only have an hour, Yeah, why was just helicopter

891
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Speaker 6: back home? Take a nap in the comfort of your

892
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Speaker 6: own bed.

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Speaker 4: Why don't you just have your own personal nap room

894
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 4: like I have?

895
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. These gen zers don't know how to do it.

896
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 6: But the video got thousands of comments. One woman named

897
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 6: Sidney said, for twenty eight dollars a month, you could

898
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 6: get a nap subscription to an AMC theater monthly. Do

899
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 6: you need to figure out a business model to help

900
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 6: save their company? Yeah? This is smart. Another person said,

901
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 6: just get free tickets to the Bill Maher show. That'll

902
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Speaker 6: put you to sleep in seconds. I appreciate that show.

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Speaker 4: Even Bill Maher would appreciate that joke.

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Speaker 6: That was a TikTok click shot, your next TikTok click shot.

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Speaker 6: There is a viral video from BBC. We've got over

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Speaker 6: five million views and it features a young man with

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Speaker 6: a scientist who specializes in Neanderthals aka cavemen. The researcher

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Speaker 6: convinces this guy to make the noises that, in her expertise,

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Speaker 6: Neanderthals would have made back in their time.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear this because.

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Speaker 6: You're always curious, like, what would they have actually sounded like?

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Speaker 6: She guides him through it.

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Speaker 4: So here it is try male human voice count over three,

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Speaker 4: one two three, Pitch up.

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Speaker 3: Your voice one two three at a bit of nasal

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Speaker 3: now one two three.

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Speaker 7: Now.

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Speaker 11: The other thing that would be happening, which would actually

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Speaker 11: increase that quality is a very heavy skull that seems

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Speaker 11: to pull down into the throat.

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Speaker 12: Now speak, now, let's make a sound.

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Speaker 5: Just let's make a huge.

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Speaker 6: Oh so majestic. No wonder they didn't live very long.

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Speaker 6: They hurt each other and decided to all kill each other.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we should have gone back to primates

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Speaker 2: at that point.

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Speaker 6: Yes, So who knows if that's what Neanderthal's really sounded like,

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Speaker 6: but that's what this one scientist apparently believed.

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Speaker 2: Dude, the doork of the group sounded like that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a TikTok click shock. Here next TikTok

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Speaker 6: click shot comes from an account named Mike and Kaylin.

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Speaker 6: Normally they're posting videos of horses, but they interrupted their

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Speaker 6: usual equestrian content because of what happened recently to them

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Speaker 6: while in the drive through line at a McDonald's. Oh,

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Speaker 6: apparently a previous customer had gone inside and stole a

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Speaker 6: headset and he was locked in a car nearby, so

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Speaker 6: he was still on the same frequency and started trolling

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Speaker 6: customers as they put their orders in. So let's listen.

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Speaker 7: Sorry, someone so on our headsets.

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Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, big arch.

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Speaker 10: Meal with a medium fry.

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Speaker 2: And then can I get a tim Fiece snugget?

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Speaker 12: Thank you?

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00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 2: This is the kind of shenanigans.

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Speaker 3: I need more of it.

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Speaker 6: That's like Oscar the Grouch was on cranking. If you

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Speaker 6: want to watch the whole thing, the screen caption is

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Speaker 6: titled weirdest drive through experience Ever, and apparently the guy

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Speaker 6: did it for over an hour before police finally located

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Speaker 6: him and shut the whole thing. Shut it down to

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Speaker 6: give him a full time job. That was a TikTok

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Speaker 6: click shock. And for your final TikTok click shot, this

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Speaker 6: one comes from a judge who was having a virtual

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Speaker 6: court hearing and the woman he was interviewing about a

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Speaker 6: traffic infraction denied that she was driving while on the

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Speaker 6: zoom call. Oh spoiler alert, she was one hundred percent driving.

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Speaker 6: Let's listen.

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Speaker 4: You cannot be driving, ma'am.

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Speaker 7: What are you doing on?

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Speaker 2: I'm not driving.

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Speaker 4: I'm a passenger in a car, but I will have

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Speaker 4: my driver pull over.

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Speaker 5: Hang on one second.

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Speaker 4: Am I crazy? Or does it not look like you're

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Speaker 4: driving that car.

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Speaker 5: I'm not driving the car.

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Speaker 2: I'm a passenger in the car.

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Speaker 4: Sir.

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Speaker 6: Now you're lying to me, right, No, I got sir.

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Speaker 4: Let me see the driver. Let me see the driver.

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Speaker 12: Hang on one second.

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Speaker 8: I have to ask.

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Speaker 5: I have to ask their permission.

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Speaker 4: Oh, you're not in the drive. You weren't in the

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Speaker 4: driver's side.

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Speaker 5: Do you think I'm that stupid?

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Speaker 6: It's such a good video and so the results the

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Speaker 6: judge went ahead and entered a default judgment for lying,

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Speaker 6: and you find her one nine and twenty one dollars

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Speaker 6: for not being available for her court hearing and also

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Speaker 6: lying to the judge.

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Speaker 4: You can literally see her see that, dut I'm left

983
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Speaker 4: or right in the driver's seat.

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Speaker 2: That's one of those where you go, oh my god,

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00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 2: my bad, I'm so sorry, I'll pull over.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know. I wasn't allowed to be driving.

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Speaker 6: Apparently you're not supposed to lie to the judges either.

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00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, let me ask this fake person next to me

989
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 9: permission to be on one second, he.

990
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Speaker 6: Touched and rolled out of the car just in time.

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Speaker 7: The call.

992
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 6: So he covered a lot today, gen zers, crying and

993
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:29,439
Speaker 6: napping in theaters, Neanderthal voices, McDonald's trolls, and people lying

994
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Speaker 6: to judges. Yeah, make sure you follow our show on

995
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 6: TikTok to at Brook and Jeffrey. But those were your.

996
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 10: Stories for the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

997
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 6: Does everybody know that it's National Twin Day today?

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00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 7: Really?

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00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 4: I didn't know.

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Speaker 6: That's well, it's actually perfect because guess who's playing a

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00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 6: guy named Jeffrey?

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00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 2: What your bomb at twins and she named him the same.

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00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 2: That's confusing.

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00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 6: I think she's talking to you, Jeffrey.

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00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I understood. I mean where twins at least name

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00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 5: wise with.

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00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 9: Jeffries are my jeff I can't tell, but his voice

1008
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:18,919
Speaker 9: sounds exactly the same.

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00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 2: It's really hard.

1010
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, tell me something that.

1011
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 2: Drank earlier.

1012
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 6: Or or snorted.

1013
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 5: I like the jeff Wait, wait, wait, I'll just say,

1014
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 5: how about some dicks vapo rubs.

1015
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 8: I no longer like this.

1016
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 6: I know dis vaco rub, but Dick's Vapo rub. That's

1017
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 6: a totally different way.

1018
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 5: The mental And they say do not put in your nose.

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00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 6: Oh, it says do not, so you know, yeah, I

1020
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 6: don't follow that train of thought because Jeffreys are always

1021
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 6: on the same page. So absolutely so, Brook has future.

1022
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 6: Jeff left the studio in total fear. And now we

1023
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 6: can get the game started. Thirty seconds on the clock

1024
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 6: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1025
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 6: know when, you can say pass. But you have to

1026
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 6: beat Brook outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1027
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 8: Yes?

1028
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 6: All right, let's give a good name to the Jeffrey

1029
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 6: names sake. Here we go. Your time starts now today

1030
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 6: is National Burrito Day. A fried burrito is known by

1031
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 6: what name Brito In the toy story franchise, who voices

1032
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 6: buzz Lightyear came Allen de Beers is a billion dollar

1033
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 6: company known for producing what be what. Current talk show

1034
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 6: host was also the very first winner of American Idol.

1035
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 7: Oh, I know that one.

1036
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 6: Doctor Henry Walton Jones Junior is much better known by

1037
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 6: what nickname? In the action movies I pass on that one?

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00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 11: Pass?

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00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 7: All right? Horrible, but well you still did something.

1040
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 6: You did. You had interesting answers, that's for sure.

1041
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:05,879
Speaker 7: Sure.

1042
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 6: Brooke is back in the studio here with us Jeffrey,

1043
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 6: so we should let everyone know. Jeffrey is a FedEx

1044
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 6: driver who says he does the same old stuff delivering

1045
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 6: packages to different people every single day.

1046
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 2: Hey, are you allowed to make left turns? Isn't that

1047
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 2: like the thing like a.

1048
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 9: Right turns?

1049
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 12: Do you want to delivery making right turns only because

1050
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 12: you know left turns are more dangerous?

1051
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 7: But you have to take a left no matter what.

1052
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,800
Speaker 1: At some point, at some point, and then you're just

1053
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: white knuckling it like am I gonna make it?

1054
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 2: Am I gonna make this.

1055
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 3: Again?

1056
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:49,280
Speaker 6: Someone give Jeffrey some vixed vapor rub on his next delivery.

1057
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 6: He uses it a lot. Now, Brook, it's your turn.

1058
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 2: Are you ready already?

1059
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 6: Your time starts now? Today is National Burrito Day. A

1060
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 6: fried burrito is known by what names give me chonga

1061
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 6: In the toy st franchise, who voices Buzz.

1062
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 2: Lightyear Buzz is Oh my god.

1063
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 6: Pass de Beers is a billion dollar company known for

1064
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 6: producing what diamonds? What current talk show host was also

1065
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 6: the very first winner of American Idol?

1066
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, Kelly Clarkson.

1067
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 6: Doctor Henry Walton Jones Junior is much better known by

1068
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 6: what nickname? In the action movies. Uh, lots of interesting

1069
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 6: answers today. We're gonna go over to the scoreboard to

1070
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 6: check out how you both did with our own. Jose.

1071
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,439
Speaker 10: I mean, you suck like you've never shucks.

1072
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:44,439
Speaker 4: Jeffrey, not you, Jeffrey, You Jeffrey. You got to correct today.

1073
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 2: Oh, pretty good.

1074
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's even better for double Jeffries. Yeah, Amber Rook three,

1075
00:51:56,360 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 6: Oh Jeffrey. The answers for everybody. National Burrito Day, a

1076
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 6: fried burrito is known as a chimmy changa. I knew

1077
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 6: that one toy story. Buzz light Year is voiced by

1078
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 6: the infamous Tim Allen. The Beers is a billion dollar company.

1079
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 6: They don't make beer, Jeff, they make diamonds.

1080
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 2: Amazing ethically too.

1081
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, always definitely course, no sarcasm there. The current talk

1082
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 6: show host who was also the first winner of American

1083
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 6: Idol is Kelly Clarkson, and doctor Henry Walton Jones Junior,

1084
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 6: better known as Doctor Indiana Jones. Well done, Jeff, it

1085
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 6: wasn't enough to beat Brooke. But just we're playing. We're

1086
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 6: gonna give you a pair of tickets to see Charlie

1087
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 6: Pooth perform at the Walmooth Theater on Sunday, May third.

1088
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 7: Nice day. I had lots of fun, Broo. Actually could

1089
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 7: be honest. Right before you came on, I was making

1090
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 7: a delivery. And then when you guys came on, I

1091
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,839
Speaker 7: hopped in the back of the FedEx van and close

1092
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 7: the door.

1093
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 10: You in the dark, there's light.

1094
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 7: Oh that's cool, Okay, I'm not that much of a weirdo.

1095
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 4: Now, before you get back to.

1096
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 2: Your Seattley and thank you for all you do out there.

1097
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 6: Seriously, you guys have We'll the rest of your day, Jeffrey,

1098
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,279
Speaker 6: come back and play again soon. We're gonna do wind

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00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 6: Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow