Speaker 1: Second, if your shirt comes off on a first date,
Speaker 1: either things are going really well or they've somehow gone
Speaker 1: really really wrong and you're tying your clothes together to
Speaker 1: form some sort of makeshift rope in order to escape.
Speaker 1: I lost so many v necks that way, having to
Speaker 1: buy new ones, but very strong fabric, I'm assuming it's
Speaker 1: very stretching down. And one of our listeners had his
Speaker 1: shirt come off mid date. His name's Chris. We're gonna
Speaker 1: find out if it was a good thing or a
Speaker 1: bad thing in just a second, but first let's say
Speaker 1: hi to him. What's up? Chris? Hey? You gets done? Okay?
Speaker 1: Shirt on right now? Or shirt off? Shirt less? Interested
Speaker 1: in this? Call already, Chris? I could take it off.
Speaker 1: I could take it off right now. Okay. If you
Speaker 1: want to do that, go ahead, And while that happens,
Speaker 1: tell us about the girl you want us to call?
Speaker 1: What's her name? Ay? Ay? Like that? How did you
Speaker 1: meet Avery through the usual the Tinder app? Yeah? Okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: and we bonded over Star Wars. What were your expectations
Speaker 1: of the date. I usually don't really have too many expectations.
Speaker 1: I just want to get to know the girl and
Speaker 1: just get to chat with her. My expectations every date
Speaker 1: is we're gonna get married and fall in love. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I'm the oppo. Just like if we talk a little bit,
Speaker 1: then it's like success. That's good though, it's like low pressure,
Speaker 1: right good. You know. So what did you and Avery
Speaker 1: end up doing? Well, I'm boring. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do. I take the girl to a bar or something,
Speaker 1: but this time I was like, I'm gonna do something different,
Speaker 1: and I took her do a beer garden and said, oh,
Speaker 1: very different from its outside usually sometimes under a tent
Speaker 1: on because you're still drinking. And like Brice said, yeah,
Speaker 1: probably outside, you're probably at somewhere. This is what Jose
Speaker 1: considers nature. Yeah, so what was it like? It was fun.
Speaker 1: We kind of just talked about stuff that was on
Speaker 1: our tender profiles. And she's actually a professional massage therapist. Seriously,
Speaker 1: this better workout because I need somebody right now. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. That was like one of the
Speaker 1: things that really attracted me about her. I was like, oh, wow,
Speaker 1: that's really hot. I asked her how many dudes asked
Speaker 1: her if they can get a massage? And I told
Speaker 1: her I'm not going to ask you that. And that
Speaker 1: made her laugh and she said she actually might. She
Speaker 1: told me that if I make her laugh again, then
Speaker 1: well she how the night goes? Just got got on
Speaker 1: Google and started looking up jokes a full clown outfit
Speaker 1: worth Yeah. No, I was telling her I was like
Speaker 1: a bad boy and that like I jay walk all
Speaker 1: the time. So she was laughing more. Yeah, she was laughing,
Speaker 1: and she was doing the ear pathetic but I'll laugh
Speaker 1: with you, okay. Was that a highlight or a low light?
Speaker 1: It's a highlight. Anytime a woman laughed at me or
Speaker 1: with me, it's a highlight. Okay, good, okay, okay. No,
Speaker 1: she was into it um and then she kind of
Speaker 1: like abruptly said that she needed to go home and
Speaker 1: walk her dog. Her dog made Yeah, that's where I
Speaker 1: thought for a second, I thought, oh, did I do
Speaker 1: something wrong? Is it over? And then she was like,
Speaker 1: but if you want to come with me, So I
Speaker 1: came with her. And then when we got there, like
Speaker 1: once you opened the door, like literally in your view
Speaker 1: is the massage bed share thing? I guess. Apparently she
Speaker 1: had a client over earlier that day and she had
Speaker 1: never put it away and she was like, well, I
Speaker 1: told you that you might get one, so you might
Speaker 1: as well do it. Oh true for you? Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was like wow, and so yes, I did what she
Speaker 1: told me to do. I took off my shirt and
Speaker 1: I put my face through that little whole pouch that
Speaker 1: they have off yah. Yeah, and then um, she started
Speaker 1: giving me a really really good massage. She's worth the
Speaker 1: money that whoever pays her is worth. That's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean when a massage is happening, that's usually leading
Speaker 1: to something a little bit more. I was trying to
Speaker 1: read that with my male brain. You know, it's always
Speaker 1: like is it is it? Is? It is it? And
Speaker 1: it wasn't. It's weird how I understood exactly what you said.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I mean she's a professional massage therapist.
Speaker 1: I mean this feels like work to her. This doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like sexy time to her. That's true, right, I
Speaker 1: think I've watched too much internet videos. Yeah, so nothing
Speaker 1: happened during the massage. How did the date end? It
Speaker 1: was great? I told her I might have to hire her.
Speaker 1: She laughed again. It was nice. And then we walked
Speaker 1: her a little shit too, and she gave me a
Speaker 1: hug goodbye, and that was it, and that was fine.
Speaker 1: I felt like the vibe was fine. But then, you know,
Speaker 1: I tried to see her ever since and she hasn't responded.
Speaker 1: Got it sounds like such a good date too. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: is there anything that you think maybe could have caused
Speaker 1: her to be scared away? Did you do anything that
Speaker 1: was weird? So I'm an avid listener of you guys,
Speaker 1: and I haven't heard these calls words they're like they
Speaker 1: do something creepy. But I swear to you, I can't
Speaker 1: remember a single thing that I could have done that
Speaker 1: made her just go three sixty on mere sixty end up?
Speaker 1: Weren't I'm not doing that? Yeah, normally I would say,
Speaker 1: like the massage with embarrassing things happen. Sometimes people relaxed
Speaker 1: too much and they pass gas, or they fall asleep
Speaker 1: or something. A profession, profession, he's seen it all. You know,
Speaker 1: something happened. But would have handled that well? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: said that the shirt was the only thing that came
Speaker 1: off on the massage table, right, nothing else came off? No,
Speaker 1: and you never flipped aund your back then, I'm assuming
Speaker 1: I flipped over, but it was fine, Like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: don't all right, we're gonna play a song. We'll come back.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call Avery for you, and we'll try and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, all right, thank you.
Speaker 1: All right, man, hold on second before we make this
Speaker 1: phone call for the second date update. Let's all relax
Speaker 1: our shoulders. Breathe in the good energy, breathe out the bath.
Speaker 1: Channel positive vibes for a successful second date update. Its
Speaker 1: nice here, it's sot too nice potatoes, howad potatoes? Salad retainers,
Speaker 1: life insurance. Okay, I'm getting excited. Okay, let's cut the music.
Speaker 1: Cut the music off. Okay, okay, man, not do anything
Speaker 1: we can't without my God. We're fully relaxed. We get excited,
Speaker 1: then everything should be relaxed if you're just joining us.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners, Chris, needed help getting a second
Speaker 1: date update because he got a massage on his first
Speaker 1: day eight after grabbing drinks with a woman named Avery,
Speaker 1: who is a professional masseuse. Yeah, I think we go
Speaker 1: by massage therapist. Now, massage therapist, excuse me. After that,
Speaker 1: he did get a hug, but has been having trouble
Speaker 1: getting back in touch with Avery. So we're going to
Speaker 1: reach out for him and try to help him out
Speaker 1: and see if he can get another date, or at
Speaker 1: least we can get an appointment. Yeast. Ever since I
Speaker 1: did the breathing exercises, Chris has been very quiet. Chris,
Speaker 1: are you okay? Uh? Yeah? So you're also thinking about
Speaker 1: life insurance onh My god, Chris, I mean, I hope
Speaker 1: this turns out for you. It sounds like you made
Speaker 1: a real honest connection with this woman. Yeah, And honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of nervous, like I really did the I
Speaker 1: told you guys earlier. You know that I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with the flow kind of guy. But she really got
Speaker 1: me in my head. That's awesome, really good. I think
Speaker 1: it's a turn out good. I'm optimistic that we are
Speaker 1: actually going to be able to make this a success
Speaker 1: for you, as long as nobody in this room screws
Speaker 1: it up. All right, So here we go. I'm going
Speaker 1: to dial the phone number. We're gonna call Avery and
Speaker 1: get your second date. Update you ready, let's do it,
Speaker 1: all right, let's do this. Hello? Hey is this Avery? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who is this? Hey? My name's Jeff from the radio
Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing? Okay,
Speaker 1: what are you guys doing calling me. We're doing one
Speaker 1: of our segments called a second Date update. If you're
Speaker 1: not familiar with that, that's where if you go out
Speaker 1: on a date with someone and afterwards, if that person
Speaker 1: isn't calling you back, you can email our show to
Speaker 1: reach out to them for you and help you figure
Speaker 1: out the reason why. Okay, which guy? How did you
Speaker 1: guys pull that we are calling? Behalf of one of
Speaker 1: our listeners who you went out with. His name's Chris. Oh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he seems like a super chill dude. I mean, he
Speaker 1: was cho and it's not necessarily that there's anything wrong.
Speaker 1: It's just that there was like this weird thing that
Speaker 1: came up and I'm just not sure how I feel
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, here's the thing. We spoke with Chris already,
Speaker 1: and he told us about your date. It sounded from
Speaker 1: our end like things went really well. Yeah. He told
Speaker 1: us about going to the beer garden, going back to
Speaker 1: your place to walk your dog, and also that you
Speaker 1: offered him a massage on your massage table. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was all good from his perspective, and he's
Speaker 1: just hoping to get a little bit of clarification on
Speaker 1: what went wrong. I mean, it's not even necessarily that
Speaker 1: anything went wrong per se, because I had a nice time.
Speaker 1: I just you know, once we got to the massage
Speaker 1: part of things and clothes started coming off, It's just
Speaker 1: it's sort of like this big thing was just staring
Speaker 1: at me, and I just wow, I mean big, Is
Speaker 1: it necessarily bad? I mean, is it what everybody thinks
Speaker 1: it is? No, it's not even the good thing. Oh
Speaker 1: what bad thing? What happened is I asked him to
Speaker 1: take off his beanie, and that's where things just start
Speaker 1: thinking really quickly and getting very weird because he's got
Speaker 1: a fantood no problem. But on the back of his head,
Speaker 1: he's got a tattoo of his face, Like his face
Speaker 1: tattooed on the back of his head. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: I'm trying to picture this now. He's length face down
Speaker 1: on your massage table, you remove the beanie, and then
Speaker 1: staring back at you from the back of his head
Speaker 1: is his own smaller version of his face. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it feels like whenever your mom is like, I've got
Speaker 1: eyes in the back of my head, I'm getting like
Speaker 1: visions of Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter Baltimore's on
Speaker 1: the back of the guy's head. Did you ask him
Speaker 1: about it? I didn't. I just I didn't think that
Speaker 1: it would be polite, all right, And so that's the
Speaker 1: reason that you're weirded out by him because of his
Speaker 1: tattoo on the back of his head. Every second, Yes,
Speaker 1: his little mini me. All right. That's really interesting because
Speaker 1: when we spoke to Chris, he didn't tell us about that,
Speaker 1: and he swore that there was nothing that he left
Speaker 1: out of the story. Yeah. Do you remember, He's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: people always come on your show and say that there's
Speaker 1: something creepy they don't know about. Nothing weird happened. He
Speaker 1: just has a too. You didn't like, Na, it's a
Speaker 1: big deal. Come on, if you have a tattoo. And
Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, just before I take my shirt off,
Speaker 1: I have my mom on my shoulder. I got a
Speaker 1: heart on my butt. You know, you don't tell people.
Speaker 1: You just pick your own self portrait. I think you
Speaker 1: need to give a heads up. Well, let's let's just
Speaker 1: let's just ask Chris about it. Chris, why didn't you
Speaker 1: say anything? Man? I'm sorry? Yeah, oh my god, the
Speaker 1: whole time. Yeah, Avery, I should have mentioned you earlier.
Speaker 1: Chris has actually been on the other side of this
Speaker 1: phone call, quietly listening on both ends of this call. Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: to be fair, I honestly forgot that I had to.
Speaker 1: I would get it removed if I even remembered about it.
Speaker 1: What how do you forget? You have your own face
Speaker 1: tattooed on the back of your head. Yeah, I've had
Speaker 1: it for five years now, and I want to know
Speaker 1: the story I can show you, guys, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Avery needs to understand what's going on. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: like to know. Actually, Okay, so I used to be
Speaker 1: a school bus driver, and I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys ever been in a school bus, but yeah, they're
Speaker 1: terrible bus drivers, like the kids. Yeah, the kids. They
Speaker 1: throw stuff at you, they say things, they don't listen.
Speaker 1: And I got really annoyed and fed up, and I
Speaker 1: thought it would be funny if I got like a
Speaker 1: little tattoo version of my face to be like, I
Speaker 1: see you. It's not a bad idea. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I wrote a bus in school, and there's no way
Speaker 1: I'd mess with a bus driver that had a tattoo
Speaker 1: of himself. That would be scary to me, you know.
Speaker 1: I was drunk with my cousin. Oh, here's the real story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like to be just stuck with the first version
Speaker 1: made sense for a minute. I was drunk with my cousin. All. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not even gonna get into that very what do
Speaker 1: you think that Just focus on the school bus driver
Speaker 1: part of that. Yeah, I guess I'm glad to know
Speaker 1: instead of being a serial killer that you were just
Speaker 1: a hard school bus driver. Yes, didn't say he told
Speaker 1: you he was a bad boy on the date, Remember
Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah. But like so, if you take the
Speaker 1: tattoo out of the equation, it sounded like you guys
Speaker 1: were getting along really well that night. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think everything before that was going pretty well. I think
Speaker 1: it easy solution too, because he can grow his hair
Speaker 1: out and you won't see it, or he can grow
Speaker 1: like a beard on the back of his head. That's possible,
Speaker 1: I mean avery, or if things go really well, I
Speaker 1: could make the tattoo into her. I'm just kidding. I
Speaker 1: don't think. Just at that point, Chris said he might
Speaker 1: be willing to get the tattoo completely removed. Is that true, Chris, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll do. I mean, a cool cover up would be
Speaker 1: an option as well, okay, yeah, or just growing your
Speaker 1: hair out like Jose said, Yeah, for sure, Avery, I
Speaker 1: would grow my hair out. I would put a ponytail.
Speaker 1: I would have two hats, three hats out. I don't care. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: now that is a promise. He's laid it all out
Speaker 1: for you, Avery, What do you say, one more date
Speaker 1: with Chris and we'll pay for it? Why not? Why not? Chris? Congratulations,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you got another date. Man. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm stoved all right now. I put the little face
Speaker 1: on the phone. I want to talk to him. Congrats, buddy,
Speaker 1: you did it. Thank you very much. Jeffrey in the morning,