WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Two Faced Bus Driver

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<v Speaker 1>Second, if your shirt comes off on a first date,

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<v Speaker 1>either things are going really well or they've somehow gone

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<v Speaker 1>really really wrong and you're tying your clothes together to

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<v Speaker 1>form some sort of makeshift rope in order to escape.

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<v Speaker 1>I lost so many v necks that way, having to

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<v Speaker 1>buy new ones, but very strong fabric, I'm assuming it's

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<v Speaker 1>very stretching down. And one of our listeners had his

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<v Speaker 1>shirt come off mid date. His name's Chris. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>find out if it was a good thing or a

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<v Speaker 1>bad thing in just a second, but first let's say

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<v Speaker 1>hi to him. What's up? Chris? Hey? You gets done? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Shirt on right now? Or shirt off? Shirt less? Interested

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<v Speaker 1>in this? Call already, Chris? I could take it off.

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<v Speaker 1>I could take it off right now. Okay. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do that, go ahead, And while that happens,

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about the girl you want us to call?

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name? Ay? Ay? Like that? How did you

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<v Speaker 1>meet Avery through the usual the Tinder app? Yeah? Okay, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and we bonded over Star Wars. What were your expectations

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<v Speaker 1>of the date. I usually don't really have too many expectations.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to get to know the girl and

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<v Speaker 1>just get to chat with her. My expectations every date

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<v Speaker 1>is we're gonna get married and fall in love. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the oppo. Just like if we talk a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>then it's like success. That's good though, it's like low pressure,

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<v Speaker 1>right good. You know. So what did you and Avery

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<v Speaker 1>end up doing? Well, I'm boring. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to do. I take the girl to a bar or something,

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<v Speaker 1>but this time I was like, I'm gonna do something different,

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<v Speaker 1>and I took her do a beer garden and said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>very different from its outside usually sometimes under a tent

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<v Speaker 1>on because you're still drinking. And like Brice said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>probably outside, you're probably at somewhere. This is what Jose

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<v Speaker 1>considers nature. Yeah, so what was it like? It was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>We kind of just talked about stuff that was on

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<v Speaker 1>our tender profiles. And she's actually a professional massage therapist. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>this better workout because I need somebody right now. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. That was like one of the

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<v Speaker 1>things that really attracted me about her. I was like, oh, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's really hot. I asked her how many dudes asked

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<v Speaker 1>her if they can get a massage? And I told

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<v Speaker 1>her I'm not going to ask you that. And that

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<v Speaker 1>made her laugh and she said she actually might. She

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<v Speaker 1>told me that if I make her laugh again, then

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<v Speaker 1>well she how the night goes? Just got got on

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<v Speaker 1>Google and started looking up jokes a full clown outfit

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<v Speaker 1>worth Yeah. No, I was telling her I was like

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<v Speaker 1>a bad boy and that like I jay walk all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. So she was laughing more. Yeah, she was laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was doing the ear pathetic but I'll laugh

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<v Speaker 1>with you, okay. Was that a highlight or a low light?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a highlight. Anytime a woman laughed at me or

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<v Speaker 1>with me, it's a highlight. Okay, good, okay, okay. No,

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<v Speaker 1>she was into it um and then she kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like abruptly said that she needed to go home and

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<v Speaker 1>walk her dog. Her dog made Yeah, that's where I

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<v Speaker 1>thought for a second, I thought, oh, did I do

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<v Speaker 1>something wrong? Is it over? And then she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you want to come with me, So I

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<v Speaker 1>came with her. And then when we got there, like

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<v Speaker 1>once you opened the door, like literally in your view

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<v Speaker 1>is the massage bed share thing? I guess. Apparently she

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<v Speaker 1>had a client over earlier that day and she had

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<v Speaker 1>never put it away and she was like, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>told you that you might get one, so you might

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<v Speaker 1>as well do it. Oh true for you? Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like wow, and so yes, I did what she

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<v Speaker 1>told me to do. I took off my shirt and

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<v Speaker 1>I put my face through that little whole pouch that

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<v Speaker 1>they have off yah. Yeah, and then um, she started

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<v Speaker 1>giving me a really really good massage. She's worth the

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<v Speaker 1>money that whoever pays her is worth. That's awesome. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean when a massage is happening, that's usually leading

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<v Speaker 1>to something a little bit more. I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>read that with my male brain. You know, it's always

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<v Speaker 1>like is it is it? Is? It is it? And

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't. It's weird how I understood exactly what you said.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing is, I mean she's a professional massage therapist.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean this feels like work to her. This doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like sexy time to her. That's true, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I've watched too much internet videos. Yeah, so nothing

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<v Speaker 1>happened during the massage. How did the date end? It

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<v Speaker 1>was great? I told her I might have to hire her.

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<v Speaker 1>She laughed again. It was nice. And then we walked

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<v Speaker 1>her a little shit too, and she gave me a

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<v Speaker 1>hug goodbye, and that was it, and that was fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like the vibe was fine. But then, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to see her ever since and she hasn't responded.

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<v Speaker 1>Got it sounds like such a good date too. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>is there anything that you think maybe could have caused

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<v Speaker 1>her to be scared away? Did you do anything that

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<v Speaker 1>was weird? So I'm an avid listener of you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>and I haven't heard these calls words they're like they

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<v Speaker 1>do something creepy. But I swear to you, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>remember a single thing that I could have done that

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<v Speaker 1>made her just go three sixty on mere sixty end up?

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<v Speaker 1>Weren't I'm not doing that? Yeah, normally I would say,

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<v Speaker 1>like the massage with embarrassing things happen. Sometimes people relaxed

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<v Speaker 1>too much and they pass gas, or they fall asleep

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<v Speaker 1>or something. A profession, profession, he's seen it all. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>something happened. But would have handled that well? Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>said that the shirt was the only thing that came

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<v Speaker 1>off on the massage table, right, nothing else came off? No,

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<v Speaker 1>and you never flipped aund your back then, I'm assuming

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<v Speaker 1>I flipped over, but it was fine, Like, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't all right, we're gonna play a song. We'll come back.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna call Avery for you, and we'll try and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. Okay, all right, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, man, hold on second before we make this

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<v Speaker 1>phone call for the second date update. Let's all relax

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<v Speaker 1>our shoulders. Breathe in the good energy, breathe out the bath.

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<v Speaker 1>Channel positive vibes for a successful second date update. Its

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<v Speaker 1>nice here, it's sot too nice potatoes, howad potatoes? Salad retainers,

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<v Speaker 1>life insurance. Okay, I'm getting excited. Okay, let's cut the music.

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<v Speaker 1>Cut the music off. Okay, okay, man, not do anything

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<v Speaker 1>we can't without my God. We're fully relaxed. We get excited,

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<v Speaker 1>then everything should be relaxed if you're just joining us.

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<v Speaker 1>One of our listeners, Chris, needed help getting a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update because he got a massage on his first

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<v Speaker 1>day eight after grabbing drinks with a woman named Avery,

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<v Speaker 1>who is a professional masseuse. Yeah, I think we go

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<v Speaker 1>by massage therapist. Now, massage therapist, excuse me. After that,

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<v Speaker 1>he did get a hug, but has been having trouble

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<v Speaker 1>getting back in touch with Avery. So we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>reach out for him and try to help him out

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<v Speaker 1>and see if he can get another date, or at

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<v Speaker 1>least we can get an appointment. Yeast. Ever since I

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<v Speaker 1>did the breathing exercises, Chris has been very quiet. Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>are you okay? Uh? Yeah? So you're also thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>life insurance onh My god, Chris, I mean, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>this turns out for you. It sounds like you made

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<v Speaker 1>a real honest connection with this woman. Yeah, And honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of nervous, like I really did the I

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<v Speaker 1>told you guys earlier. You know that I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>with the flow kind of guy. But she really got

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<v Speaker 1>me in my head. That's awesome, really good. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a turn out good. I'm optimistic that we are

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<v Speaker 1>actually going to be able to make this a success

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<v Speaker 1>for you, as long as nobody in this room screws

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<v Speaker 1>it up. All right, So here we go. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to dial the phone number. We're gonna call Avery and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date. Update you ready, let's do it,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, let's do this. Hello? Hey is this Avery? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this? Hey? My name's Jeff from the radio

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<v Speaker 1>show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you guys doing calling me. We're doing one

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<v Speaker 1>of our segments called a second Date update. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>not familiar with that, that's where if you go out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with someone and afterwards, if that person

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<v Speaker 1>isn't calling you back, you can email our show to

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to them for you and help you figure

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<v Speaker 1>out the reason why. Okay, which guy? How did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys pull that we are calling? Behalf of one of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners who you went out with. His name's Chris. Oh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he seems like a super chill dude. I mean, he

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<v Speaker 1>was cho and it's not necessarily that there's anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just that there was like this weird thing that

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<v Speaker 1>came up and I'm just not sure how I feel

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Yeah, here's the thing. We spoke with Chris already,

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<v Speaker 1>and he told us about your date. It sounded from

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<v Speaker 1>our end like things went really well. Yeah. He told

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<v Speaker 1>us about going to the beer garden, going back to

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<v Speaker 1>your place to walk your dog, and also that you

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<v Speaker 1>offered him a massage on your massage table. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was all good from his perspective, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>just hoping to get a little bit of clarification on

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<v Speaker 1>what went wrong. I mean, it's not even necessarily that

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<v Speaker 1>anything went wrong per se, because I had a nice time.

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<v Speaker 1>I just you know, once we got to the massage

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<v Speaker 1>part of things and clothes started coming off, It's just

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<v Speaker 1>it's sort of like this big thing was just staring

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<v Speaker 1>at me, and I just wow, I mean big, Is

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<v Speaker 1>it necessarily bad? I mean, is it what everybody thinks

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<v Speaker 1>it is? No, it's not even the good thing. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>what bad thing? What happened is I asked him to

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<v Speaker 1>take off his beanie, and that's where things just start

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<v Speaker 1>thinking really quickly and getting very weird because he's got

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<v Speaker 1>a fantood no problem. But on the back of his head,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got a tattoo of his face, Like his face

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<v Speaker 1>tattooed on the back of his head. Yeah, okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to picture this now. He's length face down

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<v Speaker 1>on your massage table, you remove the beanie, and then

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<v Speaker 1>staring back at you from the back of his head

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<v Speaker 1>is his own smaller version of his face. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like whenever your mom is like, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>eyes in the back of my head, I'm getting like

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<v Speaker 1>visions of Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter Baltimore's on

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<v Speaker 1>the back of the guy's head. Did you ask him

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<v Speaker 1>about it? I didn't. I just I didn't think that

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<v Speaker 1>it would be polite, all right, And so that's the

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<v Speaker 1>reason that you're weirded out by him because of his

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<v Speaker 1>tattoo on the back of his head. Every second, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>his little mini me. All right. That's really interesting because

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<v Speaker 1>when we spoke to Chris, he didn't tell us about that,

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<v Speaker 1>and he swore that there was nothing that he left

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<v Speaker 1>out of the story. Yeah. Do you remember, He's like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>people always come on your show and say that there's

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<v Speaker 1>something creepy they don't know about. Nothing weird happened. He

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<v Speaker 1>just has a too. You didn't like, Na, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>big deal. Come on, if you have a tattoo. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, hey, just before I take my shirt off,

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<v Speaker 1>I have my mom on my shoulder. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>heart on my butt. You know, you don't tell people.

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<v Speaker 1>You just pick your own self portrait. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>need to give a heads up. Well, let's let's just

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<v Speaker 1>let's just ask Chris about it. Chris, why didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>say anything? Man? I'm sorry? Yeah, oh my god, the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time. Yeah, Avery, I should have mentioned you earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris has actually been on the other side of this

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<v Speaker 1>phone call, quietly listening on both ends of this call. Okay, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>to be fair, I honestly forgot that I had to.

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<v Speaker 1>I would get it removed if I even remembered about it.

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<v Speaker 1>What how do you forget? You have your own face

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<v Speaker 1>tattooed on the back of your head. Yeah, I've had

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<v Speaker 1>it for five years now, and I want to know

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<v Speaker 1>the story I can show you, guys, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>Avery needs to understand what's going on. Yeah, I would

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<v Speaker 1>like to know. Actually, Okay, so I used to be

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<v Speaker 1>a school bus driver, and I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 1>guys ever been in a school bus, but yeah, they're

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<v Speaker 1>terrible bus drivers, like the kids. Yeah, the kids. They

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<v Speaker 1>throw stuff at you, they say things, they don't listen.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got really annoyed and fed up, and I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it would be funny if I got like a

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<v Speaker 1>little tattoo version of my face to be like, I

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<v Speaker 1>see you. It's not a bad idea. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote a bus in school, and there's no way

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<v Speaker 1>I'd mess with a bus driver that had a tattoo

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<v Speaker 1>of himself. That would be scary to me, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was drunk with my cousin. Oh, here's the real story. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I like to be just stuck with the first version

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<v Speaker 1>made sense for a minute. I was drunk with my cousin. All. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not even gonna get into that very what do

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<v Speaker 1>you think that Just focus on the school bus driver

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<v Speaker 1>part of that. Yeah, I guess I'm glad to know

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<v Speaker 1>instead of being a serial killer that you were just

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<v Speaker 1>a hard school bus driver. Yes, didn't say he told

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<v Speaker 1>you he was a bad boy on the date, Remember

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. Yeah. But like so, if you take the

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<v Speaker 1>tattoo out of the equation, it sounded like you guys

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<v Speaker 1>were getting along really well that night. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>think everything before that was going pretty well. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it easy solution too, because he can grow his hair

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<v Speaker 1>out and you won't see it, or he can grow

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<v Speaker 1>like a beard on the back of his head. That's possible,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean avery, or if things go really well, I

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<v Speaker 1>could make the tattoo into her. I'm just kidding. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think. Just at that point, Chris said he might

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<v Speaker 1>be willing to get the tattoo completely removed. Is that true, Chris, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do. I mean, a cool cover up would be

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<v Speaker 1>an option as well, okay, yeah, or just growing your

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<v Speaker 1>hair out like Jose said, Yeah, for sure, Avery, I

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<v Speaker 1>would grow my hair out. I would put a ponytail.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have two hats, three hats out. I don't care. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now that is a promise. He's laid it all out

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<v Speaker 1>for you, Avery, What do you say, one more date

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<v Speaker 1>with Chris and we'll pay for it? Why not? Why not? Chris? Congratulations,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like you got another date. Man. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stoved all right now. I put the little face

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. I want to talk to him. Congrats, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>you did it. Thank you very much. Jeffrey in the morning,