Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: We are here. We're here, We're queer. We're here, and
Speaker 2: we are queer, and we're gonna be a little bit
Speaker 2: mean this year. No, I want to I want to
Speaker 2: step back. I don't want to be mean no more.
Speaker 3: You can have it, everybody can have it. I don't
Speaker 3: want to be mean anymore. I just want to be
Speaker 3: a good, nice person.
Speaker 2: Okay, so what steps are gonna take to be a
Speaker 2: nice person. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 3: I think I just technically can't be a nice person anymore.
Speaker 3: I think that I've gotten to the age where I'm
Speaker 3: just setting my ship. And I was just like, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna do more than I'm supposed to anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're gonna do it a bare minimum. I'm just not
Speaker 3: gonna go out of my way like that anymore. It's
Speaker 3: just it's just too much. Yeah, it's like I'm tired,
Speaker 3: I'm exhausted. I have my own shit going on, and before, like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, four years ago, I could dedicate more
Speaker 3: time to helping out friends or being there or oh
Speaker 3: you reclaiming your time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't have it. I don't have anymore.
Speaker 1: And you know, that's the cool thing about getting older
Speaker 1: is you become aware of what you no longer have
Speaker 1: time for, things that you no longer go entertain, right, Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like when we're younger, we want to please everybody.
Speaker 2: You want to be friends with everybody, you want to
Speaker 2: be out all the time.
Speaker 1: And then you get a little bit older and you're like, actually,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay home tonight and I feel good here,
Speaker 1: or you're like, m this person doesn't bring anything of
Speaker 1: value to my life, so I'm not gonna call them
Speaker 1: because they only talk about themselves for an hour, you know,
Speaker 1: oh oh.
Speaker 3: Oh no oh. I mean I don't feel like that
Speaker 3: with us. I feel like it's very balanced. But it's
Speaker 3: also like, I mean, we just I have too many
Speaker 3: comedian friends.
Speaker 1: I need you, you gotta get you, gotta dump some
Speaker 1: of them, funny them, funny friends.
Speaker 3: No, it's just like we're we're very like into ourselves
Speaker 3: and very narcissistic, and you know, we're always performing and
Speaker 3: it's always a bid and it's always and it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: people who are not in this, they just are there better.
Speaker 3: They can be there for you because this is their night,
Speaker 3: this is their thing, Like they're into you. But in
Speaker 3: comedy we can't necessarily be as obsessed with each other
Speaker 3: because I'm like, I'm trying to be obsessed with myself.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I am my own biggest fan. Yeah, truly,
Speaker 2: truly you are. Yeah, I don't know. This big was
Speaker 2: rough for me though, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I yes, we have to be our own biggest fans,
Speaker 1: but also we're our own harshest critics too, yeah, because
Speaker 1: we are with ourselves all the time, right, And I
Speaker 1: have nothing but time to sit in my brain. Right,
Speaker 1: So you know, I have some shows and I am
Speaker 1: somebody who is very good at not being prepared for stuff,
Speaker 1: because that's kind of what my brand is.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: And I have been lucky enough that like that sustained
Speaker 1: me for this long. I just like I don't really
Speaker 1: be ready, but like it works out, and like I'm
Speaker 1: funny enough and I'm pretty enough and I'm mean enough
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah enough.
Speaker 2: But like this week, I half asked it for.
Speaker 1: Like most of the shows that I was on, and
Speaker 1: it was very obvious, and I don't like how I feel,
Speaker 1: but I also don't want to be in this cycle
Speaker 1: that I'm in right now for much longer.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, Marie text me some shit. I was like,
Speaker 3: do you need me to call you right now? Like
Speaker 3: I will leave my colleagues.
Speaker 2: And call you. She just didn't sound like herself. I
Speaker 2: was like, you like a crazy person.
Speaker 1: I was like, is this insanity that I'm still doing
Speaker 1: this thing that I've been doing for like the last
Speaker 1: six six and a half six years.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's just like this is not like I want to
Speaker 2: do something else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to grow, I want to keep making money,
Speaker 1: but I also want I feel like I'm not challenging
Speaker 1: myself because I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: It's not challenging for me to do comedy because I'm
Speaker 1: not really trying that hard.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense? Yeah, Like I'm not fully committed
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 1: I've never fully been committed to any job I've had,
Speaker 1: So like, if I stop doing comedy.
Speaker 2: I ain't got no skills. I can't go anywhere else.
Speaker 2: I can't get an office journey. You have skills.
Speaker 3: I think that it's true about applying yourself and and
Speaker 3: that's the crazy thing about being at this job is
Speaker 3: like you need to write jokes. Like we are funny people,
Speaker 3: but to write a joke is an actual skill and
Speaker 3: it's not easy. And I try every fucking day, and
Speaker 3: I be in these pitch meetings like, oh, here's a joke,
Speaker 3: here's it, you know, I do like four or five
Speaker 3: jokes in it, and like it'll be topical on it.
Speaker 3: It's stuff that I don't care about. And that's what's
Speaker 3: so annoying is I have the opportunity to do jokes
Speaker 3: about stuff that I care about, and I still half
Speaker 3: assed as shit too. And it's just like you have
Speaker 3: to be passionate regardless because it's going to get you
Speaker 3: to the next thing.
Speaker 2: And people can tell.
Speaker 3: When you half fast, when you don't really put the effort,
Speaker 3: Like I had twenty minutes on the show last night.
Speaker 2: Sis, when I tell you, I went in there, like.
Speaker 1: Hay, it was like, and you did what you needed
Speaker 1: to do or you thought you had enough prepared and
Speaker 1: they were like and you're like, I still have time.
Speaker 3: They were looking like, yeah, somebody, this is funny. But
Speaker 3: a lot of this is unprepared.
Speaker 1: Because you're like working on new stuff and you're like
Speaker 1: trying to get thoughts together and you're yeah, but I
Speaker 1: could have.
Speaker 2: I could have done it.
Speaker 3: So the next show I went to IO, I was
Speaker 3: doing my set list. I was actually trying to write
Speaker 3: stuff out and I was like, take your time, what
Speaker 3: are you actually saying?
Speaker 2: And then the next show it was like, fucking fantastic.
Speaker 3: It was only eight minutes, it wasn't twenty, So of
Speaker 3: course I'm going to grand slam that. Yeah, but it
Speaker 3: is truly about applying yourself. And I just to have
Speaker 3: the drive is so annoying because I'll be at work
Speaker 3: and I'm like, damn, what the fuck are they working on?
Speaker 2: Like oh, it looks like they like it and they don't.
Speaker 3: But it's just you just have to get yourself in
Speaker 3: that wee okay, this is this is writing, this is
Speaker 3: a joke, this is comedy, this is work, blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I want to get there. That's how
Speaker 3: you grow, you know what I mean. That's how you
Speaker 3: sell something. You can't you can't sell something on the
Speaker 3: first try. You gotta like rewrite, so you gotta fucking
Speaker 3: know how to write.
Speaker 2: And so I tell y'all stuff.
Speaker 1: That this is all stuff that that I know, This
Speaker 1: is all stuff that we know. But like Also it's
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like when I had that, when
Speaker 1: I had that show on Vice, it was that was
Speaker 1: what my job was. I had a thing that I
Speaker 1: was doing Monday through Thursday. I knew what my date
Speaker 1: look was, right, and then Fridays I had off. That
Speaker 1: was the first day of the week that I would
Speaker 1: take the subway. I was like, all these poor people
Speaker 1: taking like that was my week. And then that was
Speaker 1: twelve weeks of my life and I had a taste
Speaker 1: of Oh, I can make money as a funny person
Speaker 1: and I don't have to be in a bar or
Speaker 1: the back room of some theater blah blah blah, like
Speaker 1: all night making people laugh that I don't know, I'm
Speaker 1: on TV with only seven people watching.
Speaker 2: But like I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking like it's I wasn't proving myself to
Speaker 1: people that I could see.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So coming out of that and then having to
Speaker 1: get back into comedy was a little bit rough for
Speaker 1: me because I was like, I don't really want to
Speaker 1: be here, but like it's like an ends to a mean,
Speaker 1: a means to an end whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what both of those things mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, so, uh, then when I was in Europe
Speaker 1: for them three weeks, I wasn't on stage, I wasn't
Speaker 1: doing comedy.
Speaker 2: And then I came back.
Speaker 3: You're living your fucking life and having things to talk about.
Speaker 2: I mean, ray ho.
Speaker 1: But but I'm back here and I'm not really talking
Speaker 1: about the stuff that happened to me when I was going. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've talked about like a couple of things on stage,
Speaker 1: but I'm not using everything that happened to me in Europe.
Speaker 1: That's not what my material is about. Okay, So so
Speaker 1: what else happened that we don't know about? I'm just
Speaker 1: satting all I'm talking. You've seen the set that I've
Speaker 1: been doing since i've been back. I'm talking about the
Speaker 1: the dude in the wheelchair, and I'm talking about the.
Speaker 2: Dude whose card got to Clyde. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: So, but a bunch of other things happened, and I
Speaker 1: just I don't I don't know. I didn't show the
Speaker 1: other day and the crowd wasn't really reacting to me
Speaker 1: the way that I felt like I needed them to,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't care about these people
Speaker 1: and they don't care about me, Like why am I here?
Speaker 2: Did you say no?
Speaker 1: I thought that so loud in my head that I
Speaker 1: thought I said it out loud. But it's like, like, like,
Speaker 1: what is the purpose of this for me? The purpose?
Speaker 1: For me, the purpose has always been do comedy until
Speaker 1: it turns it to something else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, because I'm not in it.
Speaker 1: I'm not in it stand up forever. Like I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to be on my my Kevin Hart. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be on my Eddie Murphy do it pop, never
Speaker 1: come back, come back for after twenty five years of
Speaker 1: not doing it, make seventy million dollars like that goals.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, I just feel like a hamster
Speaker 2: on a wheel.
Speaker 1: That's what this is what this week has felt like
Speaker 1: to me, Like since this is what we're doing still
Speaker 1: this know?
Speaker 2: I mean you're do you have a show tonight?
Speaker 3: And so the shows that you were the reason why
Speaker 3: you said yes to the shows is because you were like, oh,
Speaker 3: let me kind of be preps for like but but
Speaker 3: and I know then you wrote me that You're like,
Speaker 3: I don't really I was like, yeah, but I but
Speaker 3: I but I don't know.
Speaker 2: If I spoke to you or to Carolina about this.
Speaker 1: When they were asking me to do the show, I
Speaker 1: didn't want to do it, so and I was and
Speaker 1: I kept letting the dates that they were sending me
Speaker 1: go away. Yeah, and they'd be like, oh, it's already booked,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, oh darn, and then they would
Speaker 1: just give me new dates to come. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go, and Carolina, I thought it
Speaker 1: was you, but Carolina was like, you should just go.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have a good time. You've done that theater before, Like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a good time. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't really Yeah, you didn't talk to me about it,
Speaker 1: forcing myself to do this longer you talk about twenty
Speaker 1: minutes less than yeah, to do forty five minutes or
Speaker 1: an hour.
Speaker 2: And it's like, but I don't really, Like I'm not
Speaker 2: even in love with comedy right now, yeah, and now.
Speaker 1: I gotta do this thing that I don't really want it.
Speaker 1: And it's like, but since what else you're gonna do?
Speaker 1: You wanna sit home? It's not like you want something
Speaker 1: else to keep you busy.
Speaker 2: That's what happened to me. I truly, I was. I
Speaker 2: had booked that thing for Boston and.
Speaker 3: At an hour, yes, and I was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get on a I'm gonna get a ride. And
Speaker 3: then my job was like, oh, you got to be
Speaker 3: at work. So I spent my money to take a
Speaker 3: plane to Boston. I remember that stupid, like I couldn't believe.
Speaker 3: I was like, do I love stand up this much?
Speaker 3: But I was like, Oh, I don't want to be
Speaker 3: that person that cancels and I do actually want to
Speaker 3: work on all this new material. Right I get on
Speaker 3: the plane. I'm on the plane. I was like, this
Speaker 3: is so dumb, like out of all the decisions that
Speaker 3: you make, this is stupid, Like why are you spending
Speaker 3: your pay to come there? So then you spent the
Speaker 3: money that they're paying you to perform to get there.
Speaker 3: So then I'm there and I'm like writing out all
Speaker 3: this stuff that I want to talk about, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: is this important?
Speaker 2: Like what is this? What am I saying? What?
Speaker 3: What's funny about this? This is what I'm writing NOWT
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, this is.
Speaker 2: This is gonna go bad. This is gonna be a
Speaker 2: bad set. I don't even know.
Speaker 3: And then it was the show and then I got
Speaker 3: up there and honestly.
Speaker 2: Fucking one of the best sets I've had.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, we because I was like,
Speaker 3: I have to apply myself. When I just go up
Speaker 3: there and I'm gonna wing it with no purpose, then yeah,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be bad.
Speaker 2: And I think that's just like life in general.
Speaker 3: Like when I was waitressing, I was doing the same
Speaker 3: thing and I was making money and it was.
Speaker 2: It looked like it was good.
Speaker 3: But what am I doing? What is my purpose? What
Speaker 3: am I here for? And so but that's such a
Speaker 3: real question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, every day you get up and you have
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, and what are you doing in the
Speaker 1: twenty four hours?
Speaker 2: Like for me since I got back, not really that.
Speaker 1: Much, right because I don't have a day job, and
Speaker 1: if I have stuff to do throughout the week, it's
Speaker 1: so spread out that most of my day I'm just like,
Speaker 1: essentially what is my purpose? Like not on some like
Speaker 1: sad like suicidal type stuff, just like since like you
Speaker 1: just this whole what did you do today?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Is your whole day? This show that you're doing tonight
Speaker 2: for these people that aren't even really engaged.
Speaker 1: With you right now, Like that's what I've been feeling
Speaker 1: this week, and it's like I've since got to find
Speaker 1: some hobbies or like some type of creative outlet where
Speaker 1: I can learn something or like just grow as a
Speaker 1: human being.
Speaker 2: Because the.
Speaker 1: Because at the end, like if I died tomorrow, it'd
Speaker 1: be like that was the last week of my life.
Speaker 2: This past week was the last week of my life.
Speaker 2: I didn't even.
Speaker 1: Do anything, right, but I was out every day quote
Speaker 1: unquote doing stuff, but like I didn't actually do anything.
Speaker 3: So but I do feel like, again, we're very hard
Speaker 3: on ourselves because there's like months where it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: we're working, working, working, with no time, no time to ourselves,
Speaker 3: no time to think.
Speaker 2: And so.
Speaker 3: It's okay to be in the moment and say, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm not really doing much. Something is gonna come, but
Speaker 3: we have to work towards what's that next thing? And
Speaker 3: so women are saying hard as a comic, yeah, because
Speaker 3: you know, freelance, I work for myself, right, And some
Speaker 3: of the people that I'm like, they're not that good,
Speaker 3: but they working for themselves and that's why they are
Speaker 3: where they are. And so whenever somebody's like, ah, that
Speaker 3: person's not funny or not talented like Nigga, they went,
Speaker 3: they did something to get to where they are.
Speaker 1: You don't just get it. They're not funny, they're not talented.
Speaker 1: Well they're working. What were you doing while they were not?
Speaker 1: Your unfunny ass is sitting here with me, so or
Speaker 1: your funny ass is sitting here with me, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 3: So I think I do think that we individually or together,
Speaker 3: we need to do more shows that's for our people,
Speaker 3: because then that is a purpose. Or are going out
Speaker 3: and working on stuff that's like, oh, these people are
Speaker 3: coming out for us, So it's gonna it's gonna go.
Speaker 2: It's a hit.
Speaker 3: And so when like people go on tour, like two
Speaker 3: friends go on tour and they go to these different shows,
Speaker 3: I mean for the most part, they're like.
Speaker 2: Half of the people are gonna be for them.
Speaker 3: So even half, if half of the room is there
Speaker 3: that who genuinely like you, you already are doing something
Speaker 3: that feels like, oh this is working, right. I know
Speaker 3: some comedians who will not go to shows because they're like,
Speaker 3: I don't need that energy.
Speaker 2: Which is good. That's self caress.
Speaker 1: If I like, if I know that I'm gonna show
Speaker 1: up somewhere and it's the host is gonna be like
Speaker 1: not able to keep the crowd together. The crowd's not
Speaker 1: gonna be into what I'm saying. It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: rowdy kind of unruly situation. I'm yeah, look, I can't
Speaker 1: make it out on a triple book tonight. Yeah look,
Speaker 1: where'd you say Queens? You know I'm not gonna make
Speaker 1: it to Queens tonight. But this is why I think
Speaker 1: the podcast. When I asked you guys on the Instagram
Speaker 1: where y'all are from? We need to know that. So
Speaker 1: we need to know where we can go because like
Speaker 1: we got people in Arizona. We got straight married white
Speaker 1: ladies in Arizona. We got lesbian black women in Texas.
Speaker 2: We got people in.
Speaker 3: All our holes in Toronto, a bunch of hoes in Toronto,
Speaker 3: but we got people in Saint Louis and in Miami.
Speaker 1: Like, so we need to know where y'all are so
Speaker 1: when we do decide to do a show, we know
Speaker 1: that we're going there with a purpose and we know
Speaker 1: that we're going to be talking to our people. A
Speaker 1: lot of times we go out in duty shows and
Speaker 1: comics and it's like these people don't know us. They
Speaker 1: they're there maybe for somebody else or maybe for the
Speaker 1: host or maybe for the venue or blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: But you know, for the most part, comedy is something
Speaker 1: that I enjoy doing. But this past week I was like, ah,
Speaker 1: this sucks.
Speaker 3: But again, when I watch people who like just accelerate
Speaker 3: when they people come out, you just constantly getting people
Speaker 3: who are obsessed with you or like obsessed with your work.
Speaker 3: That helps you and you're confidence and then it feeds
Speaker 3: into your crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah if it's you're crazy. But hey, I feel like
Speaker 2: I got fans. I'm here for the craze. Let's go
Speaker 2: merch merch. I mean, I love it.
Speaker 3: I mean the fact that everybody's been hitting us up
Speaker 3: in the last three weeks it felt great.
Speaker 2: I was like, look at.
Speaker 3: The pod, just just jump starting another career.
Speaker 1: Okay, and everybody has a podcast. Now I know you're
Speaker 1: seen everybody. Okay, everyone, I'm laughing at everybody who thinks
Speaker 1: I'm talking about them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, their palm trees, so shady trees. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So that's what my week was.
Speaker 1: You went to Boston, you had this awesome show that
Speaker 1: you thought was gonna go badly, and then you took
Speaker 1: the bus back.
Speaker 3: I took my humble lass, took the bus back, and
Speaker 3: then I'm sitting there and I'm just like thinking about like, yeah,
Speaker 3: what what else? And and so this week I've just
Speaker 3: been like, damn, what are you really good at? You know?
Speaker 2: People? Did you make a list?
Speaker 3: I did not make a list, but I definitely the
Speaker 3: top three things?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 3: Like, because I had an evaluation at work too, because
Speaker 3: like a check in, how did that go? Hey, you're
Speaker 3: valued here, like you work well with others, like your
Speaker 3: your perspective matters, like you're needed. All those things are great.
Speaker 3: The is there a butt because there's.
Speaker 2: No butt, but there's the butt.
Speaker 1: No but but but there's no butt, but but but
Speaker 1: but but but.
Speaker 2: I don't trust people in the industry.
Speaker 3: I don't trust anybody because I've seen, like with my
Speaker 3: bare eyes, someone not laugh at someone's whole shit and
Speaker 3: then they come off to stay.
Speaker 2: You're great, What bitch? How how do you?
Speaker 3: How do you fix your lips to say some shit
Speaker 3: like that you're a liar? And so I hate and
Speaker 3: so I just I just don't trust. When when y'all
Speaker 3: come up to us after a show, I'll be like.
Speaker 2: Ah, it's real, it's real. We believe y'all.
Speaker 3: When they hit us in the DMS and be like
Speaker 3: Andrew needs a mic, I'm like, they fuck with Andrew,
Speaker 3: they fuck with the producer they want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're engaged Andrew.
Speaker 3: Didn't you feel some type of way when they were like,
Speaker 3: we need Andrew on the mic?
Speaker 4: My god, it's just so great.
Speaker 5: I love it, Yeah, because I loved engaging with you
Speaker 5: guys for the past few months and just like to
Speaker 5: get that response, to be given a microphone and honor
Speaker 5: and honor.
Speaker 3: But the honor is is that, hey man, you fucking
Speaker 3: come in here and do with this craziness every week.
Speaker 2: So like it's an honor for Saturday mornings, Saturday mon
Speaker 2: it's great for you to come morning. Yeah.
Speaker 1: People don't realize you record the podcast on Saturday mornings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then we upload them on Friday mornings.
Speaker 3: So with the fact that you even get this energy
Speaker 3: from us, it's insane. That's how you know we're professionals.
Speaker 2: Professionals.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just you know, I see a lot
Speaker 3: of people on on d HBO. They like selling stuff,
Speaker 3: they doing things, and it's like, hey man, I want
Speaker 3: to get to that too, But it's you can't do
Speaker 3: that unless you're not in your way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta get out of your own way.
Speaker 3: And as black women, you know, it's we're hot right now,
Speaker 3: but you're not trendy, very trendy, but you you have
Speaker 3: to be a certain type to even get as far
Speaker 3: as you think.
Speaker 2: You can get.
Speaker 1: You can go interesting, it's weird. You gotta be a
Speaker 1: certain type of black woman to get to where you
Speaker 1: think you gotta go.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not gonna say what's going on, but
Speaker 3: you know there was a festival mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like you don't say what's going on?
Speaker 3: And I was like the gay women that they picked.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's the specific gay.
Speaker 2: What gay women? What festival are you talking about? We
Speaker 2: don't need some details.
Speaker 3: Is I'll talk about it off I'll talk about it
Speaker 3: on the offline, offline. But I will say me, my
Speaker 3: type of gay is not as like accepted because I
Speaker 3: look a certain way.
Speaker 2: To present as like a straight feminine female.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and and the things that I talk about not
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 2: And it's just it's annoying, you know.
Speaker 3: I all, every time I get on stage, I have
Speaker 3: to prove myself three times that I'm a black woman
Speaker 3: that I'm queer, and also about my depression.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of.
Speaker 1: Stuff that I have to like prove that you're black
Speaker 1: enough and gay enough and depressed enough.
Speaker 2: Yep, absolutely, Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah you think that that's not what audiences are thinking about.
Speaker 3: But if they're not in love with you, like we
Speaker 3: said that, this is what's going through people's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean I went to some shows last week,
Speaker 1: and the audience doesn't necessarily have to love you, though
Speaker 1: sometimes they if they hate you enough, they'll laugh.
Speaker 2: Like they are comedians that are not revered because they're lovable.
Speaker 1: They're like mean, like like Liesa, not Lizon, Minellie, who Lisa?
Speaker 2: What's her face? This is Lisa?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she like her and like Joan Rivers and all
Speaker 1: these people, like they built their careers on just.
Speaker 2: Being like mean mean weitty smart women, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: People some people like that. You don't have to be
Speaker 1: lovable for people to like you, Marie. I know, but
Speaker 1: this week I think I was too mean on stage
Speaker 1: because I just was over it. So I was up
Speaker 1: there like just like this one particular show where I
Speaker 1: was like why am I here? In my mind, I
Speaker 1: was like I was like, oh, I sound real angry.
Speaker 1: Would you say I was like, I got it. I
Speaker 1: was doing my set, it just was and I was
Speaker 1: working on some new stuff that I had just written,
Speaker 1: so I was trying to remember it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, you had one show that changed your
Speaker 2: whole life. No, the whole week.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you is how I feel like. I just
Speaker 1: been like, like, what is this, Like, what's the next
Speaker 1: level of my career?
Speaker 2: You know, like what's next?
Speaker 3: Well, as a friend, let's get to write this as
Speaker 3: a friend. And I mean, Andrew can attest to this,
Speaker 3: like you undeniably are hilarious off the fly. I haven't
Speaker 3: seen people just be so on it like ever.
Speaker 2: You're always on it.
Speaker 3: And so it's not like you're not capable of being
Speaker 3: the best that you. You're remarkable and so it's a
Speaker 3: good word to thank you so much. Yeah, and and
Speaker 3: just it's like effortless. So I think that's where it
Speaker 3: comes from.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, since it.
Speaker 1: Just comes out, you know, right, but I need a
Speaker 1: channel that you're just like you just got it and.
Speaker 2: You look the way you do, bitch, your feet are
Speaker 2: not ugly. I didn't have it this week.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you. It is crazy.
Speaker 5: To sit here sometimes and just like see like the
Speaker 5: guests feed you something and in a half second come
Speaker 5: up with like that, Like your responses are just like
Speaker 5: constantly on point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Drew, that was a good response, that was
Speaker 2: on point.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: Thank you the beautiful words that you guys are saying.
Speaker 2: And I and I know all this to be true.
Speaker 1: I just gotta I have to apply myself in a
Speaker 1: different way, is all.
Speaker 2: The thing is is that acting do we do? We
Speaker 2: want to act? Like, I don't have that drive. I don't.
Speaker 3: I didn't grow up loving any of that. I want
Speaker 3: to watch it, but that's not me per se. And
Speaker 3: then every time I go into an audition or thinking
Speaker 3: about acting, I like turn into a different person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because like not a skill set that that we
Speaker 1: have naturally, because you learn how to act. Yes, And
Speaker 1: there are people that were going in on these same
Speaker 1: auditions with that have been acting for years, you know,
Speaker 1: they went to.
Speaker 2: A conservatory or a Yale School of Drama or whatever.
Speaker 1: And then we show up and we're just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a comedic performer. And it's like, nah,
Speaker 1: you just memorized some words and now you think you're acting, you.
Speaker 3: Know, but yeah, and it's like, and that's why I
Speaker 3: like started writing this bit about how I love actors,
Speaker 3: but I would never trust them, like I would never
Speaker 3: be their friend, like their close friend. It's because you
Speaker 3: are professional at being other people. You don't what is
Speaker 3: you you spend If you spend like three months on
Speaker 3: like a character, that's you now, Like so how and
Speaker 3: you can cry and evoke emotions and all this shit
Speaker 3: on a whim. Yeah, but not all actors is doing this,
Speaker 3: I said, great actors. I no, I don't trust great actors.
Speaker 3: Somebody that I'm like, I see them on screen, I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh that bitch nailed it to the tea.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can never be your friend.
Speaker 1: This is what you're saying while you're watching Viola Davis.
Speaker 1: Oh off her friend.
Speaker 3: I will stand from afar, love you guy all up
Speaker 3: from here from here, sitting up.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's fair enough, Okay, thank you. Yeah, But like
Speaker 2: Zoe Kravitz, I'll be her friend.
Speaker 1: I mean, oh wait, wait, wait, so I shot an
Speaker 1: episode of her show on Hulu. Oh they invited me
Speaker 1: to the like the cast party or something. I have
Speaker 1: a show that night, so I'm not gonna probably go, right,
Speaker 1: but like, if you know, I'll r VP with a
Speaker 1: plus one.
Speaker 2: We can go hang out with Zoe and you can
Speaker 2: be like, we're gonna be Francis, I'll see you. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I didn't see Big Little Live Season two.
Speaker 4: You haven't seen it? No, do you watch it?
Speaker 3: I watch it, and it's just like y'all are like reaching.
Speaker 3: So like the first season was so effortless.
Speaker 1: And I was based on a book. Yeah, they all
Speaker 1: had to do was right, do what the author wrote.
Speaker 1: And then they were like, well, we're gonna remix it
Speaker 1: and do something else.
Speaker 2: It's forced to the t.
Speaker 5: No, well, the original author did write the second season
Speaker 5: like a manuscript that they adopted. But then they like
Speaker 5: they once they got Meryl Streep on it, they were like,
Speaker 5: we gotta do it. You know, That's what I think happened.
Speaker 5: But Zoe Kravitz is absolutely gonna get in. I mean
Speaker 5: for that, she was Fantasticason, Yeah, she was fantastic in
Speaker 5: the second season.
Speaker 2: You need say no, City said, but she digress.
Speaker 4: Wait you didn't see it.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm up today, And I feel like.
Speaker 2: You thought, maybe they're maybe they're not giving her character enough.
Speaker 2: He thinks she was amazing.
Speaker 3: Is gonna get a nomination for em before she's done
Speaker 3: indie films that are better what she's done, indie films
Speaker 3: where she's like like a prostitute, she like murdered someone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think you watched it. I think I
Speaker 2: started watching that on a plane and it.
Speaker 3: Was it was that I've seen her act.
Speaker 2: This is not her best acting.
Speaker 4: I thought she was great, phenomenal.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 1: But see, that's the thing about being an artist is
Speaker 1: you can do something and y'all just proved this point
Speaker 1: and you and one person receives it and it's like,
Speaker 1: this is amazing, incredible, You're so great at your job.
Speaker 1: And then there's that other person. There's ninety nine people
Speaker 1: in the room and one person doesn't like it.
Speaker 3: Acting is it's you truly have to transform and like
Speaker 3: the greatest people in the acting world, they can get
Speaker 3: a script that's shitty and and make it their own
Speaker 3: and they make it better than what it is. That's greatness,
Speaker 3: just acting, like like like what I be doing, Yes,
Speaker 3: and that's what I think Zoe is doing. Like even
Speaker 3: with like her facial expressions, it's just it's not hitting
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 2: She'd just be Kosten.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because like she was like hardly in
Speaker 5: the first season. She was really sort of a background
Speaker 5: player kind of yeah yeah, but then in the second.
Speaker 2: I see you know, they bumped her up to uh
Speaker 2: co star. I think she's character people. Her people fought
Speaker 2: for that. They were like, if you want Zoe.
Speaker 5: Well, at the end of the first season, no ship,
Speaker 5: she's going to be at the top of second season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, but maybe maybe maybe number three on
Speaker 1: the call sheet because they're not putting Zoe's name above
Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm seeing I'm seeing Meryl Streep in this,
Speaker 3: and it's like she had time, she had time, she done.
Speaker 3: I don't feel I know she's great, but she's not
Speaker 3: giving me married she's not giving you.
Speaker 2: She's giving me.
Speaker 3: I'm in here, y'all know what it is. I don't
Speaker 3: need I'm like, she's here.
Speaker 2: For her chick.
Speaker 5: Were you blown away by any performances in the show
Speaker 5: for the second season?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well who did? Who did you like? For the first season? Everybody? Everybody?
Speaker 2: Everything made sense.
Speaker 5: How about Adam Scott in the second season, he plays.
Speaker 3: The husband I don't really care about He's involved because
Speaker 3: he's his ship is like fucked up.
Speaker 4: Yes, damn all right, Well, there's.
Speaker 3: So much invested in where his emotions can come from,
Speaker 3: because one, he's a man, and he's probably like, yo,
Speaker 3: if this happened to me in real life, I would
Speaker 3: love for the season to end and he killed her.
Speaker 2: She gotta die.
Speaker 4: She'd be rude him.
Speaker 3: She's so annoying, and she's like not appreciative with Aspoon no,
Speaker 3: but within the show and Witherspoon No, but she plays
Speaker 3: annoying really well.
Speaker 2: She does. She must be annoying in real life.
Speaker 1: That's why a perfect amount of annoying and Instagram I
Speaker 1: do not, but I.
Speaker 4: Feel like she gifts on her stories. It's just too much.
Speaker 1: So her name is Reese Witherswiss. Her spoon with her,
Speaker 1: but the name sounds irritating. It's like, oh, hockey heyes, Werner,
Speaker 1: I go to Hartford now, like it was hard. I mean,
Speaker 1: I like legally blonde, so you know, no shade. But
Speaker 1: you know, with a name like that, of course you're
Speaker 1: gonna be irritating.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So that's why I mean, you don't trust actors. I
Speaker 3: don't if they're really really good. If they're really good,
Speaker 3: it's just like, how can you break break it down
Speaker 3: and be a normal person. I think I told the
Speaker 3: story about how I hung out with Denzel Washington.
Speaker 2: Again because it's new people here. Oh yeah, we.
Speaker 3: Were at Chipriani's. I'm like, name that you. I met
Speaker 3: him through another friend. I'm not gonna mention.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't have to say that friend's name. But yes,
Speaker 1: so Sydney has famous friends who have famous friends. It
Speaker 1: wasn't mean because I don't know Denzel got it great your.
Speaker 3: Friend, but she she was cool with him, and she
Speaker 3: had went to the play that like when he was
Speaker 3: in Actual Fences on Broadway. Like, we're all meeting up
Speaker 3: and we go to Chipriani's and he's with his friend,
Speaker 3: and it was insane.
Speaker 1: Chipriani is like rich people Italian food. It's rich people
Speaker 1: olive garden.
Speaker 2: It's not rich people olive garden. It's a scene. Honey.
Speaker 2: It's not even about the food. How dare you? I
Speaker 2: only go for the food.
Speaker 1: It's anyway, it's a big it's like a place that
Speaker 1: like you would see like a sex and the City
Speaker 1: of Home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they go to an event at a place
Speaker 2: like that. He's there. I mean the whole room on him.
Speaker 3: This man is in a tracksuit, haggard, not even fully shaved. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he can't even I was like, there's no way, how
Speaker 3: could you be yourself, sir, like you are Denzel motherfucking Washington,
Speaker 3: mother fucking Washington.
Speaker 2: So he's just talking to me Washington. Wow.
Speaker 4: Just watch his Sydney.
Speaker 3: You know, I didn't mention my last name until at
Speaker 3: the end of the night when when he drove me home.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go back.
Speaker 1: So you're there. People are all over him. He got
Speaker 1: on a tracksuit. What color is the track suit? Like
Speaker 1: lazy black black? That is his Okay, that's his brand,
Speaker 1: you got it? Okay, So he sounds good.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at him and I was like, everybody says,
Speaker 2: Denzel is so feign, but I don't see it.
Speaker 4: He looks like an uncle to me.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't see it.
Speaker 3: But I'm listening to him and I was like, man,
Speaker 3: this just totally feels like Training Day, Like his voice
Speaker 3: like it just I'm like, that's the character from Training Day,
Speaker 3: the way he's talking. And then we go to this
Speaker 3: night club and someone tries to take a picture of
Speaker 3: him and he pulled up on this dude and snatches
Speaker 3: the phone and he's like, I said, no pictures, And
Speaker 3: it felt like we were in the movie Training Day.
Speaker 2: I thought he was that got Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought he was gonna pop the fuck off
Speaker 3: And it was just insane to be there. But also
Speaker 3: see his energy and it's like, oh, he's a phenomenal
Speaker 3: actor because not only was this something real that felt
Speaker 3: like this was planned, this is not real, but he's
Speaker 3: also a person because he drove me home. He drove
Speaker 3: me home and he was just like so freaking cool.
Speaker 4: Just you no who.
Speaker 3: Else was in the car when the car wasn't honey,
Speaker 3: I'm the friend of the friend. I'm always the plussed one.
Speaker 3: Was he was actually driving, he drove, he was It
Speaker 3: was crazy to see him drive because I'm like, you're
Speaker 3: you're Denzel Washington. He's like, he is so damn cool,
Speaker 3: and because he knows how loved he is, and he
Speaker 3: knows how like insanely talented he is.
Speaker 1: Man cut to us in fifteen years that that lovable
Speaker 1: and that famous. It's not gonna be the same story.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be like Marie was she was cool, but
Speaker 1: she wasn't cool.
Speaker 2: But the way he was talking to people.
Speaker 1: It was just like is he in is this a bit?
Speaker 1: I could not think that he was being sincere when
Speaker 1: he was talking to people.
Speaker 3: Not sincere, Just like he's in this play and you're
Speaker 3: in a play for you do the run and so yes,
Speaker 3: you cut off when you're like not in the show.
Speaker 3: You're yourself again, but not really. It's like you kind
Speaker 3: of have to stay.
Speaker 2: You gotta be on. You gotta be in this role.
Speaker 2: Well not the role, but you got.
Speaker 1: To be on as a famous person, right like because
Speaker 1: everybody's looking at you, you're out, all eyeballs are on you.
Speaker 1: You have to be like this is your public persona.
Speaker 1: You have to maybe not be who you are.
Speaker 3: I will say he eat like a nigga. I will
Speaker 3: say that you eat like what what was he eating?
Speaker 3: Just like the way he was the fork food and
Speaker 3: just felt missy. It wasn't one of those like divine,
Speaker 3: oh my god like celebrity like eating Chipriani's.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, this could be hometown buffet. Were
Speaker 1: you from youngers or like Mount Vernon or something they
Speaker 1: real hood up this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course he was eating messy. He didn't go
Speaker 2: to a prep school.
Speaker 1: Charm school shout out to Denzel, Hi, come to our podcast.
Speaker 2: Care, I'm scared that he'll pull up on me.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you don't live in the same place,
Speaker 1: so where are you gonna pull up on you from?
Speaker 2: I'm outside forever Doll.
Speaker 3: You know his his wife, his wife as well. She's outstanding.
Speaker 3: I met her when I was at the Soho house
Speaker 3: and I was not a house excuse me, so so grand.
Speaker 3: I was a hostess and she tried to hook me
Speaker 3: up with her son, who's.
Speaker 2: Out here making movies and getting nominated for us.
Speaker 3: But I thought she was just being nice because I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm a hostess. She was showing me pictures
Speaker 3: of him everything like this is when he was in
Speaker 3: school and he was a football player, and I was like, no,
Speaker 3: the pictures I was saying.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, he looks a lot better. Now.
Speaker 2: What is his name again, John David Washington. He loved
Speaker 2: his mother. He will fight you. That's how all guys
Speaker 2: should be about their moms. On site. What hands this
Speaker 2: actually sounds like we're having He's five nine, but Sydney's
Speaker 2: five four, so I mean Adrian also five four.
Speaker 1: Ah, So let's talk about this this so you went,
Speaker 1: can we talk about this.
Speaker 2: You don't want to talk about this? Yes, No sounds
Speaker 2: like a no, it's a no. Okay. Well, I was going,
Speaker 2: I was trying to give you all the content, but
Speaker 2: I can't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I talked to Adrian last night and she's like, so,
Speaker 3: how was the episode?
Speaker 2: What episode? The one that went out yesterday?
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: She was like, how was it? And she never asked
Speaker 2: about the episodes? Does she? I was like, it was cool.
Speaker 2: She's like, what y'all talk about?
Speaker 1: She already knew somebody told her or she saw the
Speaker 1: title said pop your top, and she was like.
Speaker 3: I want to hear what this is about. Well, she
Speaker 3: heard the clip, She's like, I mean you did post.
Speaker 3: She's like, watch you and Marie hookup? I said, we
Speaker 3: would never.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, she thinks that we're going to hook up
Speaker 1: in real life.
Speaker 2: That explains.
Speaker 4: That's what she reacted to the mask.
Speaker 3: Well, she said, she said, are you talking about our relationship?
Speaker 3: And I said yeah, I was talking about open relationships
Speaker 3: and us and I said that you talk a whole
Speaker 3: bunch of shit about the Soben relationship. But I don't
Speaker 3: think anything is going to go down okay, and she laughed.
Speaker 3: She said, and I was like, whoa, huh huh so
Speaker 3: something something already went down?
Speaker 2: No, yes, and didn't guesp again.
Speaker 1: Oh, Adrian thinks I'm trying to steal her girlfriend and
Speaker 1: that's why she's been acting real funny to me.
Speaker 2: Why that's definitely not it interesting. We'll talk about, don't talk,
Speaker 2: We'll talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah for the patre No, we'll talk right after Andrew
Speaker 1: says cut it's a rap.
Speaker 2: I mean, Andrew never says that, but you know if
Speaker 2: he did.
Speaker 4: It's a rap. Do you want me to say that?
Speaker 1: No, I am hungry and I do got to get
Speaker 1: some food in me. We got a long ass bus
Speaker 1: ride to Philadelphia.
Speaker 4: Uh that Uh.
Speaker 2: Super excited about not the bus but everything else happening
Speaker 2: after that. I'm excited.
Speaker 3: I will talk about I mean, I have been fancying
Speaker 3: the idea of hooking up with somebody else.
Speaker 2: But.
Speaker 3: I just I literally just want to get wet again.
Speaker 2: It just has not happened. You may direct eye contact
Speaker 2: with me when you said that. I'm not with you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just I'm just want the listeners to
Speaker 1: know that you looked right at me when you said
Speaker 1: the word wet the wet again.
Speaker 2: Looking at you and saying wet.
Speaker 3: I'm actually the driest I've ever been in my entire life.
Speaker 2: You know, It's just I'm a little wet right now.
Speaker 2: Clean up.
Speaker 1: One out seven almost fell out my shair and the
Speaker 1: chairs are cloth.
Speaker 2: That's how.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we can make that happen. Not we can't,
Speaker 1: but like we can try to find that feeling. It's
Speaker 1: it's just it's a mental thing, yes, but it happened
Speaker 1: before it can happen again. I'm gonna look at the walk.
Speaker 3: I just want you to know that with that short film,
Speaker 3: I didn't get wet. Okay, I don't like I just
Speaker 3: want people to know I was not moist with this
Speaker 3: other woman.
Speaker 2: I just, yo, take a drink every time that he
Speaker 2: says the word wet or moist. I was not damp
Speaker 2: that that that would also come to But.
Speaker 3: The feeling of oh my god, do you like me?
Speaker 3: I felt that, but she was acting right.
Speaker 1: But we can get that feeling from someone else, is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Sis right, it rite a little short film, cast it,
Speaker 3: and then hire her.
Speaker 2: Close star. Somebody with the idea was like, yo, you
Speaker 2: should have just shoot your shot with her.
Speaker 3: I'm like, are you fucking crazy. I'm so tired of
Speaker 3: people mean you. Other people make bad decisions. Be a
Speaker 3: good friend.
Speaker 1: No, a good friend says, oh, you're obviously affected by this.
Speaker 2: You felt a way.
Speaker 1: You should have said something so she knows how you feel,
Speaker 1: or just so you can get her off your chest
Speaker 1: and be like, all right, well, if something was gonna happen,
Speaker 1: she she knows where I stand.
Speaker 2: Dumb, It's not that's not dumb. That is how I'm
Speaker 2: living my life until I die.
Speaker 3: Now as a single woman dealing with other people who
Speaker 3: are single, it's totally different.
Speaker 1: I'm saying in all aspects of my life, if I
Speaker 1: feel good about something or I don't feel good, like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it moving forward now in all things
Speaker 1: business and you know you'd be on them email threads
Speaker 1: that we be on together and it's like, yeah, this
Speaker 1: doesn't actually work for me, so no, or I want
Speaker 1: to do this?
Speaker 2: Can we do?
Speaker 1: Like if you want to do something, I fact, you
Speaker 1: got to tell the person that you want to do
Speaker 1: it too or with, otherwise they will never know.
Speaker 2: Where you got anything you want to tell me?
Speaker 1: Uh No, if you have any questions, I will answer
Speaker 1: them candidly and honestly though, I'm here to the floor.
Speaker 2: Is question over there in the back.
Speaker 4: When was the last time that you got Dick down? Murray?
Speaker 2: When was the Wow? Andrew? I mean, you know, I'm
Speaker 2: talking about life things and you're like, well.
Speaker 5: Let's talk about Duh the Jamaica.
Speaker 2: I don't want to call him that no more. What
Speaker 2: are we gonna call Wow? You like him? No? We
Speaker 2: only hooked up that one time. That's the last time. No,
Speaker 2: this is the other one. The shampoo bottle Dick okay,
Speaker 2: which people have.
Speaker 1: Slid in my DMS for And they were like, send
Speaker 1: me to Duke and I sent it and I let
Speaker 1: it replay once.
Speaker 2: That's revenge porn, Marie.
Speaker 1: It's not revenge porn. His face is not in none
Speaker 1: of the things. It's a shampoo bottle and a duke.
Speaker 1: People are like, okay, we'll send me that. Dick's a
Speaker 1: lesbian asked before it. She was like, I'm gay, but
Speaker 1: I just want to see Hey rude. I was like,
Speaker 1: you're gay. I said you should slide in cities dms
Speaker 1: and tell her where to meet women.
Speaker 3: Nobody, I mean the people who are message you mean,
Speaker 3: thank you so much. I truly appreciate it, but it
Speaker 3: just wasn't the energy that I wanted.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 3: I was hoping somebody would be like, so, i'll be
Speaker 3: listening to the podcast.
Speaker 2: What's good.
Speaker 1: If somebody said that to you, you'd be like, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to hook up with somebody who listens to
Speaker 1: my podcast.
Speaker 2: I feel like that would be your response. That's a fact.
Speaker 1: But I just want the you know, I want. You
Speaker 1: want the offers, offers, you want the requests.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm hot.
Speaker 3: I looked at myself in the mirror today and I
Speaker 3: was like, damn bitch, like h I took I took
Speaker 3: nudes in Zara, And I was like, you.
Speaker 2: Took nudes as Zara.
Speaker 1: It was a line around the store line to get
Speaker 1: in to try on them discounted clothes, and you was
Speaker 1: getting Zara teking nudes, not news.
Speaker 2: I had jeans on.
Speaker 5: Oh my, I don't think i've ever seen Wow, very perky.
Speaker 1: She paid good money for them to sit that way.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, wow, look at that light. Did you
Speaker 1: get this green blouse because it's cute?
Speaker 2: I did not. Oh it's cute. Who did you send
Speaker 2: these to somebody? I hope you did. I did not.
Speaker 3: I'm too afraid of the dark. I'm afraid that I'm
Speaker 3: I'm not famous, but it's just it would not be
Speaker 3: the look that if something got leaked.
Speaker 2: But those pictures are cute. Remember when Rihanna's leaked nudes leaked,
Speaker 2: it was just like look at her body?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: Well moving on, well Bella Thorne in the past month,
Speaker 5: that young actress, she released her nudes before like the
Speaker 5: hacker could Actually.
Speaker 2: It wasn't no hacker. Bella Thorne just wanted to put
Speaker 2: a tits out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what these little Disney Channel kids
Speaker 1: do now. They're like, I'm an I'm a woman now
Speaker 1: and I'm a badass.
Speaker 2: Also I date black dudes like I feel.
Speaker 1: Like the m league that actually Simpsons, all of them
Speaker 1: kind of go through the same It's the same thing
Speaker 1: the Arihanna's you like my hair? She thanks, just but
Speaker 1: it okay. White women in wigs just bragging about wigs.
Speaker 1: Now it's like it used to be like there's a
Speaker 1: there's a couple of pieces in don't tell anybody, But
Speaker 1: now it's like, yeah, I'm wearing a wig.
Speaker 2: Two what girl?
Speaker 1: By shut up Jessica. Anyway, Bella Thorne lee Hern nudes.
Speaker 1: What did they look like?
Speaker 5: I don't actually care to look. I don't care to
Speaker 5: see what he's thinking about it.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: See that's what the fuck would That's when I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm burning ship down when somebody's like, oh, I don't
Speaker 3: want I don't really want to see what she looked
Speaker 3: like naked.
Speaker 4: But Okay, you're not Bella Thorne.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just saying he wanted to see your boob sis.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know the city, but he
Speaker 2: is a gay so.
Speaker 4: And I wanted to see your naked body.
Speaker 2: Why would he want to see Mella Thorne's baby ass body? Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're right. I'm a google the news.
Speaker 1: I just want to see what they look like because
Speaker 1: she got like a kool Aid red hair or something.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh my god, Marie.
Speaker 1: I want to see if the carpet mats to drapes.
Speaker 1: I went to see some apartments this week. I went
Speaker 1: to see like two or three. They were both trash.
Speaker 1: They were on the same block. I was like, this
Speaker 1: is small and dark and it's not no natural light
Speaker 1: in here. But I did learn from one of the
Speaker 1: realtors that I spoke to that you can negotiate your rent.
Speaker 1: Did you know that the price that they posted as
Speaker 1: if you say is it negotiable.
Speaker 2: They can take fifty one hundred dollars off a month.
Speaker 2: Look at what I learned. I'm glad that you're doing this.
Speaker 2: I'm doing this for us.
Speaker 1: I don't know about other places, but in New York
Speaker 1: you get negotiate your rent down. I met this realtor,
Speaker 1: this black woman, and she was like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: have a lot of buildings that are owned by black folks.
Speaker 1: You know that they bought them early when before Brooklyn
Speaker 1: was cool and uh for black tenants, they're willing to,
Speaker 1: uh typically bring the rent down.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I went to see this building that I
Speaker 1: couldn't afford. This apartment was like twenty three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: She just wanted me to see it, and I went
Speaker 1: and it was like, this really nice building. It's a
Speaker 1: brownstone in Bedsty and the owner was a black dude,
Speaker 1: and she was like, well, I'll talk to him about
Speaker 1: bringing a rent down. I was like, well, it's too
Speaker 1: high either way, I'm not paying yeah, three hundred. Why
Speaker 1: does she introduce you to him? He's single, he's hot.
Speaker 2: He's old. It was an oh okay, Nicholas Sparks. I
Speaker 2: was like, are what in a movie?
Speaker 3: Or what if she brings you to the apartment, gets
Speaker 3: you the apartment on her own and be like I
Speaker 3: would love to take you out.
Speaker 2: She which, what do you mean she gets to be
Speaker 2: the apartment on her own? Yeah? Like she buys it
Speaker 2: for me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, in my neighbor and her name, because it sounds
Speaker 1: like I need to know am I on?
Speaker 2: Am I covered? If we break up? Can I stay there?
Speaker 2: Real questions.
Speaker 1: Anyway, this guy took one hundred and fifty dollars off
Speaker 1: the rent. It's still too much, but he just was like, oh,
Speaker 1: is it a system and she was like yeah, and
Speaker 1: he was like, well we could do we could do twenty.
Speaker 2: One to fifty. Still too much. Yeah, it was, which
Speaker 2: is why I didn't take it.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm not ready to move into the beginning of September.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but that's what I learned so quick tip
Speaker 1: if you're thinking about moving to New York. Also, they'll
Speaker 1: be they're more willing to take money off the rent
Speaker 1: if you look like Marie. No, if you're willing to
Speaker 1: move in earlier. So like if I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: ready to go to August first. Now they'd be like, okay,
Speaker 1: well we took off one hundred. That's what I learned,
Speaker 1: expert real estate expert. Thank you, unofficial expert in real estate.
Speaker 2: You're hot, Marie.
Speaker 1: I just want to get like a nice, bright apartment
Speaker 1: with windows that hot and like, you know, maybe not
Speaker 1: a lot of neighbors.
Speaker 2: It's gonna happen. I want to live in a building
Speaker 2: with like three other people. I want to live above
Speaker 2: a pizza place, and below a pizza place that's annoying,
Speaker 2: and that's not gonna I want to live above a
Speaker 2: bowling alley, but underneath a bowling.
Speaker 3: You want a sandwich of noise strike. I don't even
Speaker 3: like bowling, I know. I was like, what are you
Speaker 3: talking about?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: I want to live above a drag cleaners, Marie? Can
Speaker 3: we get a helicopter ride?
Speaker 2: What let's do that? Let's get a helicopter ride? Is
Speaker 2: that a sex move? What is a helicopter like a
Speaker 2: real helicopter ride? You weirdo? Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, to where from where you got a groupon for helicopters?
Speaker 2: Should I get one? Honestly, a helicopter with a groupon?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't trust that pilot license. That pilot license is
Speaker 1: made in clip art. Remember clip art?
Speaker 2: Who's the psycho?
Speaker 1: Mari? You ma or you want to a helicopter ride?
Speaker 1: What she's trying to kill me? Y'all y'all heard, we're
Speaker 1: trying to do something different. Sidney's gonna be like, well,
Speaker 1: I got my pilot's license like a young JFK. And
Speaker 1: then what happens to us? We're gonna die at Martha's vineyard?
Speaker 1: We should go to Martha's vineyard? You think, no, I
Speaker 1: don't think it's anybody with big dicks in Martha's vineyard, Marie.
Speaker 3: Okay, listeners who have anybody who's in Martha's vineyard with
Speaker 3: biggest penises? Can you let us know.
Speaker 1: Andrew how you feel? But Martha, that's like small dick
Speaker 1: energy in Marth's Marie.
Speaker 3: We've been so like everything has been about sex the
Speaker 3: last episodes, like last couple.
Speaker 2: We spoke up top about very real life changes that
Speaker 2: are happening. So don't do that, Sis, You're right, don't.
Speaker 2: Don't don't make it seem like I'm a I'm not
Speaker 2: so shaming.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying we we've done this podcast for so
Speaker 3: many years where we like barely talk about physical stuff
Speaker 3: and now.
Speaker 1: Listeners, you see, I'm trying to give you all the
Speaker 1: contact that y'all want. Somebody sleeping my dms and was like,
Speaker 1: as a lesbian woman, when you talk about sitting on
Speaker 1: men's face, it brings me joy because that's what I like.
Speaker 1: What when my wife does to me? And I was like, okay, sins,
Speaker 1: you ask me to join you out like.
Speaker 2: But also sitting.
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure what tone you would like the podcast, like,
Speaker 1: what direction you would like us.
Speaker 2: To take it?
Speaker 3: A direction where we like booking deals? Okay, that's the direction.
Speaker 2: Well you know Dick's close deals.
Speaker 1: Dick's closes deals. What's closed deals? Dick closes deals exactly
Speaker 1: that mer that means things.
Speaker 2: So what do we do? We have to talk to
Speaker 2: forever dog about making this merch for us?
Speaker 4: What do you want on it? It's a count and gone.
Speaker 2: Going and then merch just the word.
Speaker 1: Because I feel like that, you know, we could do
Speaker 1: you know, a black shirt, white letters merch.
Speaker 4: I'll send an email and.
Speaker 2: Then I want like a little drawing of a pump tree.
Speaker 2: We have some more.
Speaker 1: We have some more, I know, but I feel like
Speaker 1: we can't do everything at the same time. We got
Speaker 1: to hit them with like the classics, see how they do, and.
Speaker 2: Then we'll move on to like sandals, cotton Gone.
Speaker 3: And then that's merch or just saying march March invitations
Speaker 3: or just merch.
Speaker 1: It just says merch, like a shirt that says security
Speaker 1: on the front, but just merch.
Speaker 3: Okay, right yeah, and then underneath an unofficial expert or
Speaker 3: maybe it's on the back.
Speaker 1: You know, we got to get our tour gear together.
Speaker 1: We gotta get the tour together. We gotta get that
Speaker 1: one Toronto show together first, then the tour, then the merch,
Speaker 1: and then then.
Speaker 2: Y'all can get all the stuff that you want. We're
Speaker 2: here for you. Guys will be there.
Speaker 5: Yuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, I did. I sang that.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Well, this is this has been the episode. You know.
Speaker 2: We got real, then we got wet, there, we got drive.
Speaker 4: I haven't. Then he sang the Friends theme.
Speaker 3: Song, and that's like everything that sums it up.
Speaker 1: There was something for everybody on this episode. Shout out
Speaker 1: to everybody who's been listening. I feel like I would
Speaker 1: like to say some people's.
Speaker 2: Name, Yeah, say some name. I mean, let me, pop
Speaker 2: it the thing open.
Speaker 1: Also, we say we know our listeners are all gay
Speaker 1: or black women. We know that there are at least
Speaker 1: four straight dudes listening, and we know that there are
Speaker 1: white women who listen because y'all be approaching us as shows.
Speaker 1: So it's just it's it's too mouth it's too much
Speaker 1: of a mouthful to say all of that.
Speaker 2: So we say the gays and the blacks, so because
Speaker 2: that's who we are, is gay and black. So, you know,
Speaker 2: shout out to everybody. I can't find it. Just shout
Speaker 2: out to all y'all for listening. And hold on. You know,
Speaker 2: all the episodes is not gonna be some of them
Speaker 2: got to be. Well, you know this is serious.
Speaker 3: I have a crush on somebody who's who listens to
Speaker 3: the who does comedy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it one Sikes?
Speaker 1: Something you saw Jay Jorden was on a show with
Speaker 1: wand Sikes in Montreal.
Speaker 2: I was like, look at it. Look at old friends
Speaker 2: getting back together.
Speaker 3: I know, it's so like full circle friendship. Romina. Romina said, ye,
Speaker 3: hello listener from Canada. Just thought I would suggest that
Speaker 3: you guys do a listener's questions sort of segment in
Speaker 3: the pocat podcast, sort of like they do at the Okay,
Speaker 3: see we don't what we don't, Well, we're not gonna
Speaker 3: do is mentioned other podcast while you're trying to give us.
Speaker 2: Well, you could have just not said the name when
Speaker 2: you were reading it. Okay, cut that out, all right,
Speaker 2: let me start, but leave everything in that. She said.
Speaker 2: After that, Yeah, let me let me do it again.
Speaker 3: Romina said, Hey, yo, listener from Canada. Just thought I
Speaker 3: should suggest that you guys do a listener's questions sort
Speaker 3: of segment in the podcast, like having people write their
Speaker 3: dilemmas or crazy stories and you guys give them advice.
Speaker 3: I think it would be so funny, just the suggestion.
Speaker 2: I'm into that.
Speaker 1: I've always been into something like that. I ask y'all
Speaker 1: to send us things, and some of y'all do, some
Speaker 1: of y'all don't. But yes, we should definitely add that
Speaker 1: segment to the show. Send us your questions about all
Speaker 1: things work related, relationship related, and life related, and we
Speaker 1: will answer them as honestly as we can.
Speaker 4: Hear.
Speaker 3: Okay, we got a Patty morale as because you know
Speaker 3: we on the Instagram.
Speaker 2: We said, like, how did you find us?
Speaker 3: She said, I saw a shout out on Alana Glazer's
Speaker 3: inst the story a few months ago, and now I
Speaker 3: can't stop listening.
Speaker 2: You guys make me laugh during my daily commute.
Speaker 3: Okay, Patty, thank you, and then shout out to our
Speaker 3: baby Alana Glazer for you know, shotting us out and
Speaker 3: getting some of them broad.
Speaker 2: City hos, Patty LaBelle. Here's a message from Brittney L. Jones.
Speaker 1: Okay, she said, Marie, I wanted to tell you I
Speaker 1: love you, which you know sis already not my brand.
Speaker 1: You and Sydney cracked me up. Hands down the best podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm constantly laughing out loud at work. Shout out to
Speaker 1: Britney L. Jones because that is how you send a message. Okay,
Speaker 1: and then we have one last one. There's many more,
Speaker 1: but we're.
Speaker 2: Just you know, we're so this episode is gonna come
Speaker 2: out in two cool weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so these messages are going to be buried under
Speaker 1: new message.
Speaker 3: Yes, Ashley Goodwin, Like I'm so late to listen being
Speaker 3: overseas in the military, I cannot access the pod. So
Speaker 3: if you're gonna get wax, get sugared, Okay. I don't
Speaker 3: know where that came from. Pulling hair talking about the
Speaker 3: brazil Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, pulling hair is gonna hurt,
Speaker 3: but when you have hot wax, it burns your skin too,
Speaker 3: and then your coach is bleeding and it's pretty.
Speaker 2: It's not a pretty sight.
Speaker 3: But also get the butthole wax two that's the part
Speaker 3: that hurts the least full Brazilian every four weeks. Y'all
Speaker 3: are amazing and I'm glad I can listen now. Okay, Ash,
Speaker 3: thanks for giving us TMI. But also very informat.
Speaker 1: I responded to her because she messaged me also and
Speaker 1: I said, Sis, who are you getting wax is for
Speaker 1: four every four weeks?
Speaker 2: She's a girlfriend, so shout out to you. Sis.
Speaker 1: I'm not waxing my butthole every four weeks. I haven't
Speaker 1: done it in twenty four years. Ah got him city,
Speaker 1: We gotta go. I'm hungry, I have a thing. We
Speaker 1: gotta go. We gotta go, we gotta go. All right,
Speaker 1: what do you want to leave your listeners with for
Speaker 1: the for the next week?
Speaker 2: Uh? You know, whatever you're doing, it's cute for you. You know,
Speaker 2: it's skill for you.
Speaker 3: I sound like it's skill for you. Like everything that
Speaker 3: you do is not for me. But I appreciate you.
Speaker 3: So that's cute for you. Okay, that sounded not that nice,
Speaker 3: but I think it's great. Andrew, it was like, it's
Speaker 3: cute for you, but it's not for me.
Speaker 4: I would do it, but it's cute.
Speaker 3: Well, I can't do it. I can't do it because
Speaker 3: I'm not you. So it's cute for you.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but saying it's just say it's cute. Whatever you're doing,
Speaker 1: whatever you're trying to do, it's cute. Even that seems
Speaker 1: a little condocend. I won't say it's cute, it's cut
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 4: Okay, Wow, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything you want to leave the listener? Andrew,
Speaker 1: those shorts coming to.
Speaker 2: You for you.
Speaker 4: I hate you.
Speaker 5: I love that you're following me all the people. There's
Speaker 5: some new followers, and I love.
Speaker 1: Andrew says, sliding his dms and keep following him and
Speaker 1: send him dick pics. He said, it's too many of
Speaker 1: y'all listening and commenting for y'all not to be following
Speaker 1: him and sending him dig pics. Yes, he said, he said.
Speaker 1: If your face saying cute, but the dick is cute,
Speaker 1: send that crap. That's what he said, he said, it's
Speaker 1: cue for you, but I don't want your faith for you?
Speaker 2: And then what am I? What am I uh leaving
Speaker 2: y'all with?
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't have anything when I started this
Speaker 1: thing around the room I saw.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say the first thing apartment in my.
Speaker 1: Mind, and that is Uh, It's okay to not like
Speaker 1: what you do. Sometimes it's completely okay to like have
Speaker 1: a passion and some days wake up and like not
Speaker 1: really want to do the thing that you you're that.
Speaker 2: Is your livelihood or is your passion.
Speaker 1: Take a break, sys step away from that job or
Speaker 1: that relationship or that baby. Okay, drop that baby and
Speaker 1: go do something for you and then maybe come back
Speaker 1: and you'll have like a renewed sense of self.
Speaker 3: I mean, come back to the baby, don't you feel
Speaker 3: like you must, But don't drop the baby. Put the
Speaker 3: baby down safely.
Speaker 2: There's a video of.
Speaker 1: The bride getting ready to throw her bouquet at a
Speaker 1: wedding and this woman has a baby. And when the
Speaker 1: woman throws the bouquet, she dropped the toddler so she
Speaker 1: could try to grab the bouquet. It's hilarious. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try to find it. I'm gonna put in the stories.
Speaker 1: We love stuff like this. Shout out to all the
Speaker 1: people who try to google chworking at an abortion and
Speaker 1: didn't find it.
Speaker 2: Apparently there's more than one video, of course there is.
Speaker 1: The one that keeps popping up is not the one
Speaker 1: I was talking about.
Speaker 2: But we uh we jadoor y'all for listening.
Speaker 1: Obsessed and jador y'all for listening to me also, and
Speaker 1: you know, have a great week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have a great week. I'm so hungry. That's what
Speaker 2: it is. Okay, we're going to chick check.
Speaker 4: Bye guy forever.
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