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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: We are here. We're here, We're queer. We're here, and

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Speaker 2: we are queer, and we're gonna be a little bit

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Speaker 2: mean this year. No, I want to I want to

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Speaker 2: step back. I don't want to be mean no more.

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Speaker 3: You can have it, everybody can have it. I don't

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Speaker 3: want to be mean anymore. I just want to be

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Speaker 3: a good, nice person.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so what steps are gonna take to be a

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Speaker 2: nice person. Let's talk about it.

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Speaker 3: I think I just technically can't be a nice person anymore.

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Speaker 3: I think that I've gotten to the age where I'm

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Speaker 3: just setting my ship. And I was just like, I'm

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Speaker 3: not gonna do more than I'm supposed to anymore. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you're gonna do it a bare minimum. I'm just not

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Speaker 3: gonna go out of my way like that anymore. It's

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Speaker 3: just it's just too much. Yeah, it's like I'm tired,

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Speaker 3: I'm exhausted. I have my own shit going on, and before, like,

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Speaker 3: I don't know, four years ago, I could dedicate more

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Speaker 3: time to helping out friends or being there or oh

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Speaker 3: you reclaiming your time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't have it. I don't have anymore.

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Speaker 1: And you know, that's the cool thing about getting older

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Speaker 1: is you become aware of what you no longer have

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Speaker 1: time for, things that you no longer go entertain, right, Like,

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Speaker 1: I feel like when we're younger, we want to please everybody.

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Speaker 2: You want to be friends with everybody, you want to

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Speaker 1: And then you get a little bit older and you're like, actually,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay home tonight and I feel good here,

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Speaker 1: or you're like, m this person doesn't bring anything of

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Speaker 1: value to my life, so I'm not gonna call them

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Speaker 1: because they only talk about themselves for an hour, you know,

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Speaker 1: oh oh.

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Speaker 3: Oh no oh. I mean I don't feel like that

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Speaker 3: with us. I feel like it's very balanced. But it's

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Speaker 3: also like, I mean, we just I have too many

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Speaker 1: I need you, you gotta get you, gotta dump some

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Speaker 1: of them, funny them, funny friends.

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Speaker 3: No, it's just like we're we're very like into ourselves

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Speaker 3: and very narcissistic, and you know, we're always performing and

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Speaker 3: it's always a bid and it's always and it's just like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: people who are not in this, they just are there better.

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Speaker 3: They can be there for you because this is their night,

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Speaker 3: this is their thing, Like they're into you. But in

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Speaker 3: comedy we can't necessarily be as obsessed with each other

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Speaker 3: because I'm like, I'm trying to be obsessed with myself.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I am my own biggest fan. Yeah, truly,

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Speaker 2: truly you are. Yeah, I don't know. This big was

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Speaker 1: I yes, we have to be our own biggest fans,

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Speaker 1: but also we're our own harshest critics too, yeah, because

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Speaker 1: we are with ourselves all the time, right, And I

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Speaker 1: have nothing but time to sit in my brain. Right,

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Speaker 1: So you know, I have some shows and I am

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Speaker 1: somebody who is very good at not being prepared for stuff,

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Speaker 2: It's like, well, I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out.

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Speaker 1: And I have been lucky enough that like that sustained

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Speaker 1: me for this long. I just like I don't really

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Speaker 1: funny enough and I'm pretty enough and I'm mean enough

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Speaker 2: But like this week, I half asked it for.

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Speaker 1: Like most of the shows that I was on, and

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Speaker 1: it was very obvious, and I don't like how I feel,

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Speaker 1: but I also don't want to be in this cycle

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, Marie text me some shit. I was like,

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Speaker 3: I will leave my colleagues.

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Speaker 2: And call you. She just didn't sound like herself. I

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Speaker 1: I was like, is this insanity that I'm still doing

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's just like this is not like I want to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to grow, I want to keep making money,

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Speaker 1: but I also want I feel like I'm not challenging

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Speaker 1: It's not challenging for me to do comedy because I'm

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Speaker 1: I've never fully been committed to any job I've had,

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Speaker 2: I ain't got no skills. I can't go anywhere else.

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Speaker 2: I can't get an office journey. You have skills.

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Speaker 3: I think that it's true about applying yourself and and

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Speaker 3: that's the crazy thing about being at this job is

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Speaker 3: like you need to write jokes. Like we are funny people,

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Speaker 3: it's not easy. And I try every fucking day, and

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Speaker 3: It's stuff that I don't care about. And that's what's

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Speaker 2: And people can tell.

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Speaker 3: When you half fast, when you don't really put the effort,

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Speaker 3: Like I had twenty minutes on the show last night.

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Speaker 2: Sis, when I tell you, I went in there, like.

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Speaker 1: Hay, it was like, and you did what you needed

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Speaker 3: They were looking like, yeah, somebody, this is funny. But

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Speaker 1: Because you're like working on new stuff and you're like

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Speaker 2: I could have done it.

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Speaker 3: So the next show I went to IO, I was

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Speaker 2: And then the next show it was like, fucking fantastic.

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Speaker 3: It was only eight minutes, it wasn't twenty, So of

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Speaker 3: course I'm going to grand slam that. Yeah, but it

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Speaker 2: Like oh, it looks like they like it and they don't.

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Speaker 3: But it's just you just have to get yourself in

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, I want to get there. That's how

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Speaker 2: And so I tell y'all stuff.

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Speaker 1: That this is all stuff that that I know, This

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Speaker 1: of Oh, I can make money as a funny person

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Speaker 2: But like I wasn't.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking like it's I wasn't proving myself to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So coming out of that and then having to

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Speaker 1: me because I was like, I don't really want to

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what both of those things mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, so, uh, then when I was in Europe

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Speaker 2: And then I came back.

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Speaker 3: You're living your fucking life and having things to talk about.

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Speaker 2: I mean, ray ho.

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Speaker 1: But but I'm back here and I'm not really talking

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Speaker 2: Dude whose card got to Clyde. Yeah, you know what

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Speaker 2: Did you say no?

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Speaker 1: I thought that so loud in my head that I

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Speaker 1: what is the purpose of this for me? The purpose?

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Speaker 1: For me, the purpose has always been do comedy until

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, because I'm not in it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not in it stand up forever. Like I'm not

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Speaker 1: not doing it, make seventy million dollars like that goals.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know, I just feel like a hamster

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Speaker 1: That's what this is what this week has felt like

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Speaker 2: I mean you're do you have a show tonight?

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Speaker 3: And so the shows that you were the reason why

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Speaker 3: and I know then you wrote me that You're like,

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Speaker 3: I don't really I was like, yeah, but I but

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Speaker 3: I but I don't know.

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Speaker 2: If I spoke to you or to Carolina about this.

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Speaker 3: But the honor is is that, hey man, you fucking

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Speaker 1: People don't realize you record the podcast on Saturday mornings. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not gonna say what's going on, but

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Speaker 3: you know there was a festival mm hmmm.

442
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,520
Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like you don't say what's going on?

443
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,840
Speaker 3: And I was like the gay women that they picked.

444
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,280
Speaker 3: I was like, that's the specific gay.

445
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,480
Speaker 2: What gay women? What festival are you talking about? We

446
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,639
Speaker 2: don't need some details.

447
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,520
Speaker 3: Is I'll talk about it off I'll talk about it

448
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:07,520
Speaker 3: on the offline, offline. But I will say me, my

449
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:13,159
Speaker 3: type of gay is not as like accepted because I

450
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,880
Speaker 3: look a certain way.

451
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,400
Speaker 2: To present as like a straight feminine female.

452
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:22,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and and the things that I talk about not

453
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:23,160
Speaker 3: the same.

454
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,800
Speaker 2: And it's just it's annoying, you know.

455
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,960
Speaker 3: I all, every time I get on stage, I have

456
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,280
Speaker 3: to prove myself three times that I'm a black woman

457
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 3: that I'm queer, and also about my depression.

458
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,000
Speaker 2: It's a lot of.

459
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,840
Speaker 1: Stuff that I have to like prove that you're black

460
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 1: enough and gay enough and depressed enough.

461
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,480
Speaker 2: Yep, absolutely, Wow.

462
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,960
Speaker 3: Yeah you think that that's not what audiences are thinking about.

463
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,119
Speaker 3: But if they're not in love with you, like we

464
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,000
Speaker 3: said that, this is what's going through people's.

465
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean I went to some shows last week,

466
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:01,200
Speaker 1: and the audience doesn't necessarily have to love you, though

467
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 1: sometimes they if they hate you enough, they'll laugh.

468
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:09,480
Speaker 2: Like they are comedians that are not revered because they're lovable.

469
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 1: They're like mean, like like Liesa, not Lizon, Minellie, who Lisa?

470
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,600
Speaker 2: What's her face? This is Lisa?

471
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, she like her and like Joan Rivers and all

472
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,440
Speaker 1: these people, like they built their careers on just.

473
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,679
Speaker 2: Being like mean mean weitty smart women, you know what

474
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 2: I mean?

475
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,439
Speaker 1: People some people like that. You don't have to be

476
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,960
Speaker 1: lovable for people to like you, Marie. I know, but

477
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 1: this week I think I was too mean on stage

478
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,479
Speaker 1: because I just was over it. So I was up

479
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,000
Speaker 1: there like just like this one particular show where I

480
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,639
Speaker 1: was like why am I here? In my mind, I

481
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,240
Speaker 1: was like I was like, oh, I sound real angry.

482
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,679
Speaker 1: Would you say I was like, I got it. I

483
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 1: was doing my set, it just was and I was

484
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 1: working on some new stuff that I had just written,

485
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 1: so I was trying to remember it.

486
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 2: I don't know, you had one show that changed your

487
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 2: whole life. No, the whole week.

488
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 1: I'm telling you is how I feel like. I just

489
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,879
Speaker 1: been like, like, what is this, Like, what's the next

490
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 1: level of my career?

491
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 2: You know, like what's next?

492
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 3: Well, as a friend, let's get to write this as

493
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 3: a friend. And I mean, Andrew can attest to this,

494
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 3: like you undeniably are hilarious off the fly. I haven't

495
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 3: seen people just be so on it like ever.

496
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 2: You're always on it.

497
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 3: And so it's not like you're not capable of being

498
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 3: the best that you. You're remarkable and so it's a

499
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 3: good word to thank you so much. Yeah, and and

500
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 3: just it's like effortless. So I think that's where it

501
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 3: comes from.

502
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 2: It's like, well, since it.

503
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 1: Just comes out, you know, right, but I need a

504
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 1: channel that you're just like you just got it and.

505
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 2: You look the way you do, bitch, your feet are

506
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 2: not ugly. I didn't have it this week.

507
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 4: I'm telling you. It is crazy.

508
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 5: To sit here sometimes and just like see like the

509
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 5: guests feed you something and in a half second come

510
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,679
Speaker 5: up with like that, Like your responses are just like

511
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 5: constantly on point.

512
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Drew, that was a good response, that was

513
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 2: on point.

514
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 4: Yes.

515
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 2: Thank you the beautiful words that you guys are saying.

516
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 2: And I and I know all this to be true.

517
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 1: I just gotta I have to apply myself in a

518
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 1: different way, is all.

519
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 2: The thing is is that acting do we do? We

520
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 2: want to act? Like, I don't have that drive. I don't.

521
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 3: I didn't grow up loving any of that. I want

522
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 3: to watch it, but that's not me per se. And

523
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 3: then every time I go into an audition or thinking

524
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 3: about acting, I like turn into a different person.

525
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, because like not a skill set that that we

526
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 1: have naturally, because you learn how to act. Yes, And

527
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 1: there are people that were going in on these same

528
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,919
Speaker 1: auditions with that have been acting for years, you know,

529
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 1: they went to.

530
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 2: A conservatory or a Yale School of Drama or whatever.

531
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: And then we show up and we're just like, yeah,

532
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a comedic performer. And it's like, nah,

533
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: you just memorized some words and now you think you're acting, you.

534
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 3: Know, but yeah, and it's like, and that's why I

535
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 3: like started writing this bit about how I love actors,

536
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 3: but I would never trust them, like I would never

537
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 3: be their friend, like their close friend. It's because you

538
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:30,679
Speaker 3: are professional at being other people. You don't what is

539
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,439
Speaker 3: you you spend If you spend like three months on

540
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,679
Speaker 3: like a character, that's you now, Like so how and

541
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 3: you can cry and evoke emotions and all this shit

542
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,959
Speaker 3: on a whim. Yeah, but not all actors is doing this,

543
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 3: I said, great actors. I no, I don't trust great actors.

544
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,439
Speaker 3: Somebody that I'm like, I see them on screen, I'm like,

545
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 3: oh that bitch nailed it to the tea.

546
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 2: I can't. I can never be your friend.

547
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: This is what you're saying while you're watching Viola Davis.

548
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,959
Speaker 1: Oh off her friend.

549
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 3: I will stand from afar, love you guy all up

550
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 3: from here from here, sitting up.

551
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 2: Yeah that's fair enough, Okay, thank you. Yeah, But like

552
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 2: Zoe Kravitz, I'll be her friend.

553
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,239
Speaker 1: I mean, oh wait, wait, wait, so I shot an

554
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 1: episode of her show on Hulu. Oh they invited me

555
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: to the like the cast party or something. I have

556
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: a show that night, so I'm not gonna probably go, right,

557
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 1: but like, if you know, I'll r VP with a

558
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 1: plus one.

559
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 2: We can go hang out with Zoe and you can

560
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 2: be like, we're gonna be Francis, I'll see you. I

561
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 2: don't know. I didn't see Big Little Live Season two.

562
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 4: You haven't seen it? No, do you watch it?

563
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 3: I watch it, and it's just like y'all are like reaching.

564
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 3: So like the first season was so effortless.

565
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: And I was based on a book. Yeah, they all

566
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 1: had to do was right, do what the author wrote.

567
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: And then they were like, well, we're gonna remix it

568
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: and do something else.

569
00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 2: It's forced to the t.

570
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 5: No, well, the original author did write the second season

571
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 5: like a manuscript that they adopted. But then they like

572
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 5: they once they got Meryl Streep on it, they were like,

573
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 5: we gotta do it. You know, That's what I think happened.

574
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 5: But Zoe Kravitz is absolutely gonna get in. I mean

575
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 5: for that, she was Fantasticason, Yeah, she was fantastic in

576
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 5: the second season.

577
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 2: You need say no, City said, but she digress.

578
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 4: Wait you didn't see it.

579
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm up today, And I feel like.

580
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 2: You thought, maybe they're maybe they're not giving her character enough.

581
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 2: He thinks she was amazing.

582
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 3: Is gonna get a nomination for em before she's done

583
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 3: indie films that are better what she's done, indie films

584
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 3: where she's like like a prostitute, she like murdered someone.

585
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think you watched it. I think I

586
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 2: started watching that on a plane and it.

587
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 3: Was it was that I've seen her act.

588
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,959
Speaker 2: This is not her best acting.

589
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 4: I thought she was great, phenomenal.

590
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say no.

591
00:26:57,119 --> 00:27:00,159
Speaker 1: But see, that's the thing about being an artist is

592
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: you can do something and y'all just proved this point

593
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: and you and one person receives it and it's like,

594
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: this is amazing, incredible, You're so great at your job.

595
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: And then there's that other person. There's ninety nine people

596
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: in the room and one person doesn't like it.

597
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 3: Acting is it's you truly have to transform and like

598
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 3: the greatest people in the acting world, they can get

599
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 3: a script that's shitty and and make it their own

600
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 3: and they make it better than what it is. That's greatness,

601
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 3: just acting, like like like what I be doing, Yes,

602
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 3: and that's what I think Zoe is doing. Like even

603
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 3: with like her facial expressions, it's just it's not hitting

604
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 3: with me.

605
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 2: She'd just be Kosten.

606
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 5: I don't know, because like she was like hardly in

607
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 5: the first season. She was really sort of a background

608
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 5: player kind of yeah yeah, but then in the second.

609
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 2: I see you know, they bumped her up to uh

610
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 2: co star. I think she's character people. Her people fought

611
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 2: for that. They were like, if you want Zoe.

612
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 5: Well, at the end of the first season, no ship,

613
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 5: she's going to be at the top of second season.

614
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, but maybe maybe maybe number three on

615
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: the call sheet because they're not putting Zoe's name above

616
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman.

617
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm seeing I'm seeing Meryl Streep in this,

618
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 3: and it's like she had time, she had time, she done.

619
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 3: I don't feel I know she's great, but she's not

620
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 3: giving me married she's not giving you.

621
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 2: She's giving me.

622
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 3: I'm in here, y'all know what it is. I don't

623
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 3: need I'm like, she's here.

624
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 2: For her chick.

625
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 5: Were you blown away by any performances in the show

626
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 5: for the second season?

627
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

628
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 2: Well who did? Who did you like? For the first season? Everybody? Everybody?

629
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 2: Everything made sense.

630
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 5: How about Adam Scott in the second season, he plays.

631
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 3: The husband I don't really care about He's involved because

632
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 3: he's his ship is like fucked up.

633
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 4: Yes, damn all right, Well, there's.

634
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 3: So much invested in where his emotions can come from,

635
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 3: because one, he's a man, and he's probably like, yo,

636
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 3: if this happened to me in real life, I would

637
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 3: love for the season to end and he killed her.

638
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 2: She gotta die.

639
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 4: She'd be rude him.

640
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 3: She's so annoying, and she's like not appreciative with Aspoon no,

641
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 3: but within the show and Witherspoon No, but she plays

642
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 3: annoying really well.

643
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 2: She does. She must be annoying in real life.

644
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,239
Speaker 1: That's why a perfect amount of annoying and Instagram I

645
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 1: do not, but I.

646
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 4: Feel like she gifts on her stories. It's just too much.

647
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: So her name is Reese Witherswiss. Her spoon with her,

648
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: but the name sounds irritating. It's like, oh, hockey heyes, Werner,

649
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: I go to Hartford now, like it was hard. I mean,

650
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: I like legally blonde, so you know, no shade. But

651
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: you know, with a name like that, of course you're

652
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: gonna be irritating.

653
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

654
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 3: So that's why I mean, you don't trust actors. I

655
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 3: don't if they're really really good. If they're really good,

656
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 3: it's just like, how can you break break it down

657
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 3: and be a normal person. I think I told the

658
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 3: story about how I hung out with Denzel Washington.

659
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: Again because it's new people here. Oh yeah, we.

660
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 3: Were at Chipriani's. I'm like, name that you. I met

661
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 3: him through another friend. I'm not gonna mention.

662
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: Well, you don't have to say that friend's name. But yes,

663
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: so Sydney has famous friends who have famous friends. It

664
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: wasn't mean because I don't know Denzel got it great your.

665
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 3: Friend, but she she was cool with him, and she

666
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 3: had went to the play that like when he was

667
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 3: in Actual Fences on Broadway. Like, we're all meeting up

668
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 3: and we go to Chipriani's and he's with his friend,

669
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 3: and it was insane.

670
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: Chipriani is like rich people Italian food. It's rich people

671
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: olive garden.

672
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 2: It's not rich people olive garden. It's a scene. Honey.

673
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,239
Speaker 2: It's not even about the food. How dare you? I

674
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 2: only go for the food.

675
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: It's anyway, it's a big it's like a place that

676
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: like you would see like a sex and the City

677
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: of Home.

678
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they go to an event at a place

679
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 2: like that. He's there. I mean the whole room on him.

680
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 3: This man is in a tracksuit, haggard, not even fully shaved. Yeah,

681
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 3: he can't even I was like, there's no way, how

682
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 3: could you be yourself, sir, like you are Denzel motherfucking Washington,

683
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 3: mother fucking Washington.

684
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 2: So he's just talking to me Washington. Wow.

685
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 4: Just watch his Sydney.

686
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 3: You know, I didn't mention my last name until at

687
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 3: the end of the night when when he drove me home.

688
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go back.

689
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: So you're there. People are all over him. He got

690
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: on a tracksuit. What color is the track suit? Like

691
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: lazy black black? That is his Okay, that's his brand,

692
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: you got it? Okay, So he sounds good.

693
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 2: I'm looking at him and I was like, everybody says,

694
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 2: Denzel is so feign, but I don't see it.

695
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 4: He looks like an uncle to me.

696
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't see it.

697
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 3: But I'm listening to him and I was like, man,

698
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 3: this just totally feels like Training Day, Like his voice

699
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 3: like it just I'm like, that's the character from Training Day,

700
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 3: the way he's talking. And then we go to this

701
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 3: night club and someone tries to take a picture of

702
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 3: him and he pulled up on this dude and snatches

703
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 3: the phone and he's like, I said, no pictures, And

704
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 3: it felt like we were in the movie Training Day.

705
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 2: I thought he was that got Wow.

706
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought he was gonna pop the fuck off

707
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 3: And it was just insane to be there. But also

708
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 3: see his energy and it's like, oh, he's a phenomenal

709
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 3: actor because not only was this something real that felt

710
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 3: like this was planned, this is not real, but he's

711
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 3: also a person because he drove me home. He drove

712
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 3: me home and he was just like so freaking cool.

713
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 4: Just you no who.

714
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 3: Else was in the car when the car wasn't honey,

715
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 3: I'm the friend of the friend. I'm always the plussed one.

716
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 3: Was he was actually driving, he drove, he was It

717
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 3: was crazy to see him drive because I'm like, you're

718
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 3: you're Denzel Washington. He's like, he is so damn cool,

719
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 3: and because he knows how loved he is, and he

720
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 3: knows how like insanely talented he is.

721
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: Man cut to us in fifteen years that that lovable

722
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: and that famous. It's not gonna be the same story.

723
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: They're gonna be like Marie was she was cool, but

724
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: she wasn't cool.

725
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,959
Speaker 2: But the way he was talking to people.

726
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: It was just like is he in is this a bit?

727
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 1: I could not think that he was being sincere when

728
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: he was talking to people.

729
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 3: Not sincere, Just like he's in this play and you're

730
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 3: in a play for you do the run and so yes,

731
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 3: you cut off when you're like not in the show.

732
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 3: You're yourself again, but not really. It's like you kind

733
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 3: of have to stay.

734
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 2: You gotta be on. You gotta be in this role.

735
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 2: Well not the role, but you got.

736
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: To be on as a famous person, right like because

737
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: everybody's looking at you, you're out, all eyeballs are on you.

738
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: You have to be like this is your public persona.

739
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: You have to maybe not be who you are.

740
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 3: I will say he eat like a nigga. I will

741
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 3: say that you eat like what what was he eating?

742
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 3: Just like the way he was the fork food and

743
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 3: just felt missy. It wasn't one of those like divine,

744
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 3: oh my god like celebrity like eating Chipriani's.

745
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, this could be hometown buffet. Were

746
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: you from youngers or like Mount Vernon or something they

747
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: real hood up this.

748
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course he was eating messy. He didn't go

749
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 2: to a prep school.

750
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: Charm school shout out to Denzel, Hi, come to our podcast.

751
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 2: Care, I'm scared that he'll pull up on me.

752
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you don't live in the same place,

753
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: so where are you gonna pull up on you from?

754
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 2: I'm outside forever Doll.

755
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 3: You know his his wife, his wife as well. She's outstanding.

756
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 3: I met her when I was at the Soho house

757
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 3: and I was not a house excuse me, so so grand.

758
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 3: I was a hostess and she tried to hook me

759
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 3: up with her son, who's.

760
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 2: Out here making movies and getting nominated for us.

761
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 3: But I thought she was just being nice because I

762
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 3: was like, I'm a hostess. She was showing me pictures

763
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 3: of him everything like this is when he was in

764
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 3: school and he was a football player, and I was like, no,

765
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 3: the pictures I was saying.

766
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, he looks a lot better. Now.

767
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 2: What is his name again, John David Washington. He loved

768
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: his mother. He will fight you. That's how all guys

769
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 2: should be about their moms. On site. What hands this

770
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 2: actually sounds like we're having He's five nine, but Sydney's

771
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 2: five four, so I mean Adrian also five four.

772
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 1: Ah, So let's talk about this this so you went,

773
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: can we talk about this.

774
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 2: You don't want to talk about this? Yes, No sounds

775
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 2: like a no, it's a no. Okay. Well, I was going,

776
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 2: I was trying to give you all the content, but

777
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 2: I can't know.

778
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 3: I mean, I talked to Adrian last night and she's like, so,

779
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 3: how was the episode?

780
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 2: What episode? The one that went out yesterday?

781
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 4: Oh my god?

782
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 2: She was like, how was it? And she never asked

783
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 2: about the episodes? Does she? I was like, it was cool.

784
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 2: She's like, what y'all talk about?

785
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: She already knew somebody told her or she saw the

786
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,919
Speaker 1: title said pop your top, and she was like.

787
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 3: I want to hear what this is about. Well, she

788
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 3: heard the clip, She's like, I mean you did post.

789
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 3: She's like, watch you and Marie hookup? I said, we

790
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 3: would never.

791
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, she thinks that we're going to hook up

792
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: in real life.

793
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 2: That explains.

794
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 4: That's what she reacted to the mask.

795
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 3: Well, she said, she said, are you talking about our relationship?

796
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 3: And I said yeah, I was talking about open relationships

797
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,919
Speaker 3: and us and I said that you talk a whole

798
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 3: bunch of shit about the Soben relationship. But I don't

799
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,479
Speaker 3: think anything is going to go down okay, and she laughed.

800
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 3: She said, and I was like, whoa, huh huh so

801
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 3: something something already went down?

802
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 2: No, yes, and didn't guesp again.

803
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: Oh, Adrian thinks I'm trying to steal her girlfriend and

804
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: that's why she's been acting real funny to me.

805
00:36:54,120 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 2: Why that's definitely not it interesting. We'll talk about, don't talk,

806
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 2: We'll talk.

807
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: Yeah for the patre No, we'll talk right after Andrew

808
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: says cut it's a rap.

809
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 2: I mean, Andrew never says that, but you know if

810
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 2: he did.

811
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 4: It's a rap. Do you want me to say that?

812
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: No, I am hungry and I do got to get

813
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: some food in me. We got a long ass bus

814
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,720
Speaker 1: ride to Philadelphia.

815
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 4: Uh that Uh.

816
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 2: Super excited about not the bus but everything else happening

817
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 2: after that. I'm excited.

818
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 3: I will talk about I mean, I have been fancying

819
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 3: the idea of hooking up with somebody else.

820
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 2: But.

821
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 3: I just I literally just want to get wet again.

822
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 2: It just has not happened. You may direct eye contact

823
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: with me when you said that. I'm not with you.

824
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just I'm just want the listeners to

825
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 1: know that you looked right at me when you said

826
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: the word wet the wet again.

827
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 2: Looking at you and saying wet.

828
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 3: I'm actually the driest I've ever been in my entire life.

829
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 2: You know, It's just I'm a little wet right now.

830
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 2: Clean up.

831
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: One out seven almost fell out my shair and the

832
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: chairs are cloth.

833
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 2: That's how.

834
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: Okay, So we can make that happen. Not we can't,

835
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: but like we can try to find that feeling. It's

836
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: it's just it's a mental thing, yes, but it happened

837
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: before it can happen again. I'm gonna look at the walk.

838
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 3: I just want you to know that with that short film,

839
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 3: I didn't get wet. Okay, I don't like I just

840
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 3: want people to know I was not moist with this

841
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 3: other woman.

842
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 2: I just, yo, take a drink every time that he

843
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 2: says the word wet or moist. I was not damp

844
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 2: that that that would also come to But.

845
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 3: The feeling of oh my god, do you like me?

846
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 3: I felt that, but she was acting right.

847
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: But we can get that feeling from someone else, is

848
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.

849
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 3: Sis right, it rite a little short film, cast it,

850
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 3: and then hire her.

851
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 2: Close star. Somebody with the idea was like, yo, you

852
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 2: should have just shoot your shot with her.

853
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, are you fucking crazy. I'm so tired of

854
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 3: people mean you. Other people make bad decisions. Be a

855
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 3: good friend.

856
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: No, a good friend says, oh, you're obviously affected by this.

857
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 2: You felt a way.

858
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: You should have said something so she knows how you feel,

859
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 1: or just so you can get her off your chest

860
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: and be like, all right, well, if something was gonna happen,

861
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 1: she she knows where I stand.

862
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 2: Dumb, It's not that's not dumb. That is how I'm

863
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 2: living my life until I die.

864
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 3: Now as a single woman dealing with other people who

865
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 3: are single, it's totally different.

866
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm saying in all aspects of my life, if I

867
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: feel good about something or I don't feel good, like

868
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it moving forward now in all things

869
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: business and you know you'd be on them email threads

870
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: that we be on together and it's like, yeah, this

871
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: doesn't actually work for me, so no, or I want

872
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: to do this?

873
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 2: Can we do?

874
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 1: Like if you want to do something, I fact, you

875
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: got to tell the person that you want to do

876
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: it too or with, otherwise they will never know.

877
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 2: Where you got anything you want to tell me?

878
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:14,919
Speaker 1: Uh No, if you have any questions, I will answer

879
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: them candidly and honestly though, I'm here to the floor.

880
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 2: Is question over there in the back.

881
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 4: When was the last time that you got Dick down? Murray?

882
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 2: When was the Wow? Andrew? I mean, you know, I'm

883
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 2: talking about life things and you're like, well.

884
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 5: Let's talk about Duh the Jamaica.

885
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to call him that no more. What

886
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 2: are we gonna call Wow? You like him? No? We

887
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 2: only hooked up that one time. That's the last time. No,

888
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 2: this is the other one. The shampoo bottle Dick okay,

889
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 2: which people have.

890
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: Slid in my DMS for And they were like, send

891
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: me to Duke and I sent it and I let

892
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 1: it replay once.

893
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 2: That's revenge porn, Marie.

894
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 1: It's not revenge porn. His face is not in none

895
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: of the things. It's a shampoo bottle and a duke.

896
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: People are like, okay, we'll send me that. Dick's a

897
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: lesbian asked before it. She was like, I'm gay, but

898
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: I just want to see Hey rude. I was like,

899
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: you're gay. I said you should slide in cities dms

900
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: and tell her where to meet women.

901
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 3: Nobody, I mean the people who are message you mean,

902
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 3: thank you so much. I truly appreciate it, but it

903
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 3: just wasn't the energy that I wanted.

904
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 2: I was.

905
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 3: I was hoping somebody would be like, so, i'll be

906
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 3: listening to the podcast.

907
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 2: What's good.

908
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: If somebody said that to you, you'd be like, I'm

909
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: not going to hook up with somebody who listens to

910
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: my podcast.

911
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 2: I feel like that would be your response. That's a fact.

912
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: But I just want the you know, I want. You

913
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: want the offers, offers, you want the requests.

914
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm hot.

915
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 3: I looked at myself in the mirror today and I

916
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 3: was like, damn bitch, like h I took I took

917
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 3: nudes in Zara, And I was like, you.

918
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 2: Took nudes as Zara.

919
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: It was a line around the store line to get

920
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: in to try on them discounted clothes, and you was

921
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 1: getting Zara teking nudes, not news.

922
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 2: I had jeans on.

923
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 5: Oh my, I don't think i've ever seen Wow, very perky.

924
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: She paid good money for them to sit that way.

925
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, wow, look at that light. Did you

926
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: get this green blouse because it's cute?

927
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 2: I did not. Oh it's cute. Who did you send

928
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 2: these to somebody? I hope you did. I did not.

929
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 3: I'm too afraid of the dark. I'm afraid that I'm

930
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 3: I'm not famous, but it's just it would not be

931
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 3: the look that if something got leaked.

932
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 2: But those pictures are cute. Remember when Rihanna's leaked nudes leaked,

933
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 2: it was just like look at her body?

934
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 4: Wow?

935
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 2: All right?

936
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 5: Well moving on, well Bella Thorne in the past month,

937
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 5: that young actress, she released her nudes before like the

938
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 5: hacker could Actually.

939
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 2: It wasn't no hacker. Bella Thorne just wanted to put

940
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 2: a tits out.

941
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

942
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 2: Absolutely.

943
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what these little Disney Channel kids

944
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: do now. They're like, I'm an I'm a woman now

945
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: and I'm a badass.

946
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 2: Also I date black dudes like I feel.

947
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: Like the m league that actually Simpsons, all of them

948
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: kind of go through the same It's the same thing

949
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: the Arihanna's you like my hair? She thanks, just but

950
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: it okay. White women in wigs just bragging about wigs.

951
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: Now it's like it used to be like there's a

952
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: there's a couple of pieces in don't tell anybody, But

953
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 1: now it's like, yeah, I'm wearing a wig.

954
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 2: Two what girl?

955
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: By shut up Jessica. Anyway, Bella Thorne lee Hern nudes.

956
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: What did they look like?

957
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 5: I don't actually care to look. I don't care to

958
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 5: see what he's thinking about it.

959
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 2: Wow.

960
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 3: See that's what the fuck would That's when I'm like, oh,

961
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 3: I'm burning ship down when somebody's like, oh, I don't

962
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 3: want I don't really want to see what she looked

963
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:49,760
Speaker 3: like naked.

964
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 4: But Okay, you're not Bella Thorne.

965
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just saying he wanted to see your boob sis.

966
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, and.

967
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know the city, but he

968
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,240
Speaker 2: is a gay so.

969
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 4: And I wanted to see your naked body.

970
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 2: Why would he want to see Mella Thorne's baby ass body? Yeah,

971
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 2: they're right. I'm a google the news.

972
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 1: I just want to see what they look like because

973
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: she got like a kool Aid red hair or something.

974
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,760
Speaker 2: Right, Oh my god, Marie.

975
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 1: I want to see if the carpet mats to drapes.

976
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 1: I went to see some apartments this week. I went

977
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: to see like two or three. They were both trash.

978
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 1: They were on the same block. I was like, this

979
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: is small and dark and it's not no natural light

980
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: in here. But I did learn from one of the

981
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: realtors that I spoke to that you can negotiate your rent.

982
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: Did you know that the price that they posted as

983
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 1: if you say is it negotiable.

984
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 2: They can take fifty one hundred dollars off a month.

985
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 2: Look at what I learned. I'm glad that you're doing this.

986
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 2: I'm doing this for us.

987
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: I don't know about other places, but in New York

988
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 1: you get negotiate your rent down. I met this realtor,

989
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: this black woman, and she was like, oh, yeah, I

990
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: have a lot of buildings that are owned by black folks.

991
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: You know that they bought them early when before Brooklyn

992
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: was cool and uh for black tenants, they're willing to,

993
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: uh typically bring the rent down.

994
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 2: What.

995
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I went to see this building that I

996
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: couldn't afford. This apartment was like twenty three hundred dollars.

997
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: She just wanted me to see it, and I went

998
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: and it was like, this really nice building. It's a

999
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: brownstone in Bedsty and the owner was a black dude,

1000
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 1: and she was like, well, I'll talk to him about

1001
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 1: bringing a rent down. I was like, well, it's too

1002
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 1: high either way, I'm not paying yeah, three hundred. Why

1003
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: does she introduce you to him? He's single, he's hot.

1004
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 2: He's old. It was an oh okay, Nicholas Sparks. I

1005
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 2: was like, are what in a movie?

1006
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 3: Or what if she brings you to the apartment, gets

1007
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 3: you the apartment on her own and be like I

1008
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 3: would love to take you out.

1009
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 2: She which, what do you mean she gets to be

1010
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 2: the apartment on her own? Yeah? Like she buys it

1011
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 2: for me?

1012
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, in my neighbor and her name, because it sounds

1013
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: like I need to know am I on?

1014
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 2: Am I covered? If we break up? Can I stay there?

1015
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 2: Real questions.

1016
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: Anyway, this guy took one hundred and fifty dollars off

1017
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: the rent. It's still too much, but he just was like, oh,

1018
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: is it a system and she was like yeah, and

1019
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: he was like, well we could do we could do twenty.

1020
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,919
Speaker 2: One to fifty. Still too much. Yeah, it was, which

1021
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 2: is why I didn't take it.

1022
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: Fuck.

1023
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 2: Also, I'm not ready to move into the beginning of September.

1024
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, but that's what I learned so quick tip

1025
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,879
Speaker 1: if you're thinking about moving to New York. Also, they'll

1026
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,439
Speaker 1: be they're more willing to take money off the rent

1027
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: if you look like Marie. No, if you're willing to

1028
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: move in earlier. So like if I was like, I'm

1029
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 1: ready to go to August first. Now they'd be like, okay,

1030
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 1: well we took off one hundred. That's what I learned,

1031
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: expert real estate expert. Thank you, unofficial expert in real estate.

1032
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 2: You're hot, Marie.

1033
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: I just want to get like a nice, bright apartment

1034
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: with windows that hot and like, you know, maybe not

1035
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: a lot of neighbors.

1036
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 2: It's gonna happen. I want to live in a building

1037
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 2: with like three other people. I want to live above

1038
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 2: a pizza place, and below a pizza place that's annoying,

1039
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 2: and that's not gonna I want to live above a

1040
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 2: bowling alley, but underneath a bowling.

1041
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 3: You want a sandwich of noise strike. I don't even

1042
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 3: like bowling, I know. I was like, what are you

1043
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 3: talking about?

1044
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 2: Okay?

1045
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 3: I want to live above a drag cleaners, Marie? Can

1046
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 3: we get a helicopter ride?

1047
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 2: What let's do that? Let's get a helicopter ride? Is

1048
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 2: that a sex move? What is a helicopter like a

1049
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 2: real helicopter ride? You weirdo? Oh?

1050
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: Okay, to where from where you got a groupon for helicopters?

1051
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 2: Should I get one? Honestly, a helicopter with a groupon?

1052
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1053
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: I don't trust that pilot license. That pilot license is

1054
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: made in clip art. Remember clip art?

1055
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 2: Who's the psycho?

1056
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: Mari? You ma or you want to a helicopter ride?

1057
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: What she's trying to kill me? Y'all y'all heard, we're

1058
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: trying to do something different. Sidney's gonna be like, well,

1059
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: I got my pilot's license like a young JFK. And

1060
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: then what happens to us? We're gonna die at Martha's vineyard?

1061
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: We should go to Martha's vineyard? You think, no, I

1062
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: don't think it's anybody with big dicks in Martha's vineyard, Marie.

1063
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 3: Okay, listeners who have anybody who's in Martha's vineyard with

1064
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 3: biggest penises? Can you let us know.

1065
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: Andrew how you feel? But Martha, that's like small dick

1066
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,720
Speaker 1: energy in Marth's Marie.

1067
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 3: We've been so like everything has been about sex the

1068
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 3: last episodes, like last couple.

1069
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 2: We spoke up top about very real life changes that

1070
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 2: are happening. So don't do that, Sis, You're right, don't.

1071
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 2: Don't don't make it seem like I'm a I'm not

1072
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 2: so shaming.

1073
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 3: I'm just saying we we've done this podcast for so

1074
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 3: many years where we like barely talk about physical stuff

1075
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 3: and now.

1076
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 1: Listeners, you see, I'm trying to give you all the

1077
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: contact that y'all want. Somebody sleeping my dms and was like,

1078
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: as a lesbian woman, when you talk about sitting on

1079
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: men's face, it brings me joy because that's what I like.

1080
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,240
Speaker 1: What when my wife does to me? And I was like, okay, sins,

1081
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: you ask me to join you out like.

1082
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 2: But also sitting.

1083
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure what tone you would like the podcast, like,

1084
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,919
Speaker 1: what direction you would like us.

1085
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 2: To take it?

1086
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 3: A direction where we like booking deals? Okay, that's the direction.

1087
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 2: Well you know Dick's close deals.

1088
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: Dick's closes deals. What's closed deals? Dick closes deals exactly

1089
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 1: that mer that means things.

1090
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 2: So what do we do? We have to talk to

1091
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 2: forever dog about making this merch for us?

1092
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,240
Speaker 4: What do you want on it? It's a count and gone.

1093
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 2: Going and then merch just the word.

1094
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 1: Because I feel like that, you know, we could do

1095
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: you know, a black shirt, white letters merch.

1096
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 4: I'll send an email and.

1097
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 2: Then I want like a little drawing of a pump tree.

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Speaker 2: We have some more.

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00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: We have some more, I know, but I feel like

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00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: we can't do everything at the same time. We got

1101
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: to hit them with like the classics, see how they do, and.

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00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 2: Then we'll move on to like sandals, cotton Gone.

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00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 3: And then that's merch or just saying march March invitations

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00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 3: or just merch.

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00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,720
Speaker 1: It just says merch, like a shirt that says security

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00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,240
Speaker 1: on the front, but just merch.

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00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 3: Okay, right yeah, and then underneath an unofficial expert or

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00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 3: maybe it's on the back.

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00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: You know, we got to get our tour gear together.

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00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: We gotta get the tour together. We gotta get that

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00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: one Toronto show together first, then the tour, then the merch,

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00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: and then then.

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00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 2: Y'all can get all the stuff that you want. We're

1114
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 2: here for you. Guys will be there.

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Speaker 5: Yuck.

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00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, I did. I sang that.

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00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 3: I know.

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00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 2: Well, this is this has been the episode. You know.

1119
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 2: We got real, then we got wet, there, we got drive.

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Speaker 4: I haven't. Then he sang the Friends theme.

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00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 3: Song, and that's like everything that sums it up.

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00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: There was something for everybody on this episode. Shout out

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00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,399
Speaker 1: to everybody who's been listening. I feel like I would

1124
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: like to say some people's.

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00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 2: Name, Yeah, say some name. I mean, let me, pop

1126
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 2: it the thing open.

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00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: Also, we say we know our listeners are all gay

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00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:04,919
Speaker 1: or black women. We know that there are at least

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00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: four straight dudes listening, and we know that there are

1130
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: white women who listen because y'all be approaching us as shows.

1131
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 1: So it's just it's it's too mouth it's too much

1132
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: of a mouthful to say all of that.

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00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 2: So we say the gays and the blacks, so because

1134
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 2: that's who we are, is gay and black. So, you know,

1135
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 2: shout out to everybody. I can't find it. Just shout

1136
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 2: out to all y'all for listening. And hold on. You know,

1137
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,879
Speaker 2: all the episodes is not gonna be some of them

1138
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 2: got to be. Well, you know this is serious.

1139
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 3: I have a crush on somebody who's who listens to

1140
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 3: the who does comedy.

1141
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it one Sikes?

1142
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: Something you saw Jay Jorden was on a show with

1143
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 1: wand Sikes in Montreal.

1144
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 2: I was like, look at it. Look at old friends

1145
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 2: getting back together.

1146
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 3: I know, it's so like full circle friendship. Romina. Romina said, ye,

1147
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 3: hello listener from Canada. Just thought I would suggest that

1148
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 3: you guys do a listener's questions sort of segment in

1149
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 3: the pocat podcast, sort of like they do at the Okay,

1150
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 3: see we don't what we don't, Well, we're not gonna

1151
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 3: do is mentioned other podcast while you're trying to give us.

1152
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 2: Well, you could have just not said the name when

1153
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 2: you were reading it. Okay, cut that out, all right,

1154
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 2: let me start, but leave everything in that. She said.

1155
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 2: After that, Yeah, let me let me do it again.

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00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 3: Romina said, Hey, yo, listener from Canada. Just thought I

1157
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,919
Speaker 3: should suggest that you guys do a listener's questions sort

1158
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 3: of segment in the podcast, like having people write their

1159
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 3: dilemmas or crazy stories and you guys give them advice.

1160
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 3: I think it would be so funny, just the suggestion.

1161
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 2: I'm into that.

1162
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,919
Speaker 1: I've always been into something like that. I ask y'all

1163
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: to send us things, and some of y'all do, some

1164
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: of y'all don't. But yes, we should definitely add that

1165
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 1: segment to the show. Send us your questions about all

1166
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: things work related, relationship related, and life related, and we

1167
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: will answer them as honestly as we can.

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00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 4: Hear.

1169
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 3: Okay, we got a Patty morale as because you know

1170
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 3: we on the Instagram.

1171
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 2: We said, like, how did you find us?

1172
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 3: She said, I saw a shout out on Alana Glazer's

1173
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 3: inst the story a few months ago, and now I

1174
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 3: can't stop listening.

1175
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 2: You guys make me laugh during my daily commute.

1176
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 3: Okay, Patty, thank you, and then shout out to our

1177
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 3: baby Alana Glazer for you know, shotting us out and

1178
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 3: getting some of them broad.

1179
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,720
Speaker 2: City hos, Patty LaBelle. Here's a message from Brittney L. Jones.

1180
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: Okay, she said, Marie, I wanted to tell you I

1181
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: love you, which you know sis already not my brand.

1182
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: You and Sydney cracked me up. Hands down the best podcast.

1183
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm constantly laughing out loud at work. Shout out to

1184
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: Britney L. Jones because that is how you send a message. Okay,

1185
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:48,439
Speaker 1: and then we have one last one. There's many more,

1186
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: but we're.

1187
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 2: Just you know, we're so this episode is gonna come

1188
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 2: out in two cool weeks.

1189
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, so these messages are going to be buried under

1190
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 1: new message.

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00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 3: Yes, Ashley Goodwin, Like I'm so late to listen being

1192
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 3: overseas in the military, I cannot access the pod. So

1193
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 3: if you're gonna get wax, get sugared, Okay. I don't

1194
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 3: know where that came from. Pulling hair talking about the

1195
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 3: brazil Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, pulling hair is gonna hurt,

1196
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 3: but when you have hot wax, it burns your skin too,

1197
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 3: and then your coach is bleeding and it's pretty.

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00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 2: It's not a pretty sight.

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Speaker 3: But also get the butthole wax two that's the part

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00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 3: that hurts the least full Brazilian every four weeks. Y'all

1201
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 3: are amazing and I'm glad I can listen now. Okay, Ash,

1202
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 3: thanks for giving us TMI. But also very informat.

1203
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 1: I responded to her because she messaged me also and

1204
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: I said, Sis, who are you getting wax is for

1205
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 1: four every four weeks?

1206
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 2: She's a girlfriend, so shout out to you. Sis.

1207
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,439
Speaker 1: I'm not waxing my butthole every four weeks. I haven't

1208
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 1: done it in twenty four years. Ah got him city,

1209
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: We gotta go. I'm hungry, I have a thing. We

1210
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 1: gotta go. We gotta go, we gotta go. All right,

1211
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 1: what do you want to leave your listeners with for

1212
00:54:58,880 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 1: the for the next week?

1213
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 2: Uh? You know, whatever you're doing, it's cute for you. You know,

1214
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 2: it's skill for you.

1215
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 3: I sound like it's skill for you. Like everything that

1216
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 3: you do is not for me. But I appreciate you.

1217
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 3: So that's cute for you. Okay, that sounded not that nice,

1218
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 3: but I think it's great. Andrew, it was like, it's

1219
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 3: cute for you, but it's not for me.

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00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 4: I would do it, but it's cute.

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00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 3: Well, I can't do it. I can't do it because

1222
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 3: I'm not you. So it's cute for you.

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00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 2: That.

1224
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but saying it's just say it's cute. Whatever you're doing,

1225
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 1: whatever you're trying to do, it's cute. Even that seems

1226
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 1: a little condocend. I won't say it's cute, it's cut

1227
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Wow, Andrew.

1229
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,439
Speaker 1: Do you have anything you want to leave the listener? Andrew,

1230
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 1: those shorts coming to.

1231
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 2: You for you.

1232
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:45,720
Speaker 4: I hate you.

1233
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,800
Speaker 5: I love that you're following me all the people. There's

1234
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 5: some new followers, and I love.

1235
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: Andrew says, sliding his dms and keep following him and

1236
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 1: send him dick pics. He said, it's too many of

1237
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: y'all listening and commenting for y'all not to be following

1238
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 1: him and sending him dig pics. Yes, he said, he said.

1239
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 1: If your face saying cute, but the dick is cute,

1240
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 1: send that crap. That's what he said, he said, it's

1241
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: cue for you, but I don't want your faith for you?

1242
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,839
Speaker 2: And then what am I? What am I uh leaving

1243
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:15,359
Speaker 2: y'all with?

1244
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't have anything when I started this

1245
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 1: thing around the room I saw.

1246
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say the first thing apartment in my.

1247
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 1: Mind, and that is Uh, It's okay to not like

1248
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 1: what you do. Sometimes it's completely okay to like have

1249
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: a passion and some days wake up and like not

1250
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 1: really want to do the thing that you you're that.

1251
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 2: Is your livelihood or is your passion.

1252
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: Take a break, sys step away from that job or

1253
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 1: that relationship or that baby. Okay, drop that baby and

1254
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: go do something for you and then maybe come back

1255
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,360
Speaker 1: and you'll have like a renewed sense of self.

1256
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 3: I mean, come back to the baby, don't you feel

1257
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 3: like you must, But don't drop the baby. Put the

1258
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 3: baby down safely.

1259
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,439
Speaker 2: There's a video of.

1260
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: The bride getting ready to throw her bouquet at a

1261
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: wedding and this woman has a baby. And when the

1262
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: woman throws the bouquet, she dropped the toddler so she

1263
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,879
Speaker 1: could try to grab the bouquet. It's hilarious. I'm gonna

1264
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: try to find it. I'm gonna put in the stories.

1265
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 1: We love stuff like this. Shout out to all the

1266
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: people who try to google chworking at an abortion and

1267
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: didn't find it.

1268
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 2: Apparently there's more than one video, of course there is.

1269
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 1: The one that keeps popping up is not the one

1270
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: I was talking about.

1271
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 2: But we uh we jadoor y'all for listening.

1272
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 1: Obsessed and jador y'all for listening to me also, and

1273
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 1: you know, have a great week.

1274
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, have a great week. I'm so hungry. That's what

1275
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 2: it is. Okay, we're going to chick check.

1276
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 4: Bye guy forever.

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00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 2: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

1278
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:55,440
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00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:59,680
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1280
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00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,440
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1282
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