1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping out the shy guys 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 1: who don't have a holiday date this year with mistletoe drones. 3 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 2: Type in your crushes. 4 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: Address and the drone will suddenly show up to her 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,159 Speaker 1: house right before you do. 6 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:26,279 Speaker 2: Okay, steady, Eddie's gonna get a kiss this year. E 7 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 2: give me and I've been wetting my whip this cap. 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: That's right, and it's all thanks to Laser Stories, the 9 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,880 Speaker 1: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, 10 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. 11 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 1: Those other tonsil touches just don't. This first lazer story 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,479 Speaker 1: is out of Louisiana. It was around midnight when Domino's 13 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,280 Speaker 1: pizza delivery guy Terrence Watson pulled up to a house 14 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 1: of what he thought was a legitimate delivery. 15 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 3: I said the same thing as sounding. 16 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 2: You guys are on the same page. 17 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: As Terrance got out of his car, a person in 18 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: a hooded sweatshirt swiped the pizza from his hands and 19 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: demanded twenty bucks. 20 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,119 Speaker 2: Nobody got to you already got the pod. 21 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 1: Like Terrence gave it to him and then reported the 22 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: incidents of police. Yeah, and then just seven days later 23 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: he had another delivery on the exact same street. Oh no, 24 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: at just around midnight, and you guessed it, the same 25 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: thing happened. 26 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 2: Come on, man, you can just keep calling him back 27 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 2: now he's up to forty bucks. 28 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: The same exact dude jumped out, took the pizza, and 29 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,960 Speaker 1: demanded another twenty dollars cash. 30 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 3: You know, I do like a robber that's not picky 31 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:32,839 Speaker 3: about the topping soap. 32 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's taking whatever. 33 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: However, this time police were able to track him down 34 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,639 Speaker 1: by tracing the cell phone number he used to place 35 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: the order, and when the cops arrived at his house, 36 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: they found a vital piece of evidence in the man's 37 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: trash can, a Domino's pizza box. 38 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 2: That'll do it. 39 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 3: Do you think he would have given himself up if 40 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 3: it would have been Hawaiian pizza. 41 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 2: I deserve to be by virus for this. I'll wait 42 00:01:59,560 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 2: to be a arrest. 43 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: So they took him away, and not surprisingly, a little 44 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: while later, Terrence was back at Domino's and got a 45 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: call to deliver a pizza to the local jail. 46 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 2: Oh can't fool me, three times, sir a minute. 47 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,360 Speaker 1: He didn't bite this time, and he says he is 48 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:18,240 Speaker 1: not bringing pizza back to that street ever again. 49 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, learned his lesson. 50 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Botox Boulevard. 51 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 2: Yay, I'm saying that in my face. 52 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 1: The latest rage in plastic surgery is not cheap, but 53 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: people are still doing it. They're changing their eye color permanently. 54 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that sounds dangerous. 55 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 1: Why A fifty one year old woman named Ulka Dogan 56 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: from San Francisco just showed off her new baby blues 57 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 1: that cost her twelve grand whoa, I thought we were. 58 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 3: Gonna change it at least a cool color, you know, 59 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 3: like if you're gonna Pago purple or something. 60 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the photo of Olka. What do you think 61 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 2: with her new blue eyes? 62 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: She looks kind of. 63 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 3: Creepy, very blue, like crystal blue. I like her dark 64 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 3: hazel that she had before. Her dark chestnut actually is 65 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 3: what I would call. 66 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 2: It ches, so would not smash. 67 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: No. 68 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but somebody needs If you're going to get 69 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 3: pictures taken to be an eye model for this dye job, 70 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 3: you need to get better fake lashes. 71 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 2: I'm just worried about the rest. Girl. Well, that makes 72 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 2: it awkward. They're missing some chunks. 73 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes it awkward because Olca has been invited 74 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: into studio. Eyes beautiful, I mean great eyes grow. But 75 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: she does say it was worth every single pick she 76 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: has been wearing. She's been wearing colored contacts for twenty 77 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 1: years to try and change her deep hazel eyes to 78 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: a bright blue, and she finally got the chance when 79 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: she flewd in New York and dropped a huge wad 80 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 1: of cash for the procedure. 81 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 2: Wow, I can't believe she feels like it's worth it. 82 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 3: She must have a lot of cash to throw down. 83 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, the surgery is not approved by the FDA yet. 84 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 2: Ever yet No, then, like bringing cash to a back alley. 85 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: It uses a laser to poke two tiny holes into 86 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 1: her corneas. 87 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 2: No, then they fill those holes up with die. 88 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 3: Nope. 89 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,840 Speaker 2: No, there are eleven. 90 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: Colors to choose from, including emeralds, green, musky lagoons, and honey. Ye. 91 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 2: It's well, you know it's not FDA approved. 92 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 3: You don't know that this is just the real stuff. 93 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:34,960 Speaker 2: Just harvested from a bee. High. 94 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 1: You are fully awake for the entire procedure too, And 95 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: the doctor who is offering this saw about fifteen total 96 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: patients in twenty nineteen. This last year, he's seen over 97 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty. 98 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 3: Yohney, that's crazy. Now they all have the exact same color. Yeah. 99 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of the Feast Forum. 100 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: A company surveyed one thousand people on weight loss medications 101 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 1: like oz epic and we go V, and twelve percent 102 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: of the Americans on those drugs say they plan to 103 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:11,279 Speaker 1: pause them over the holidays so that they can indulge. 104 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:12,880 Speaker 2: Can you do that? 105 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 3: Can you just like be like man pause in my osmpic? 106 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 2: I didn't know that was an option. 107 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,480 Speaker 1: I don't think you just stop stabbing yourself with the injections. 108 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, side effect. 109 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,599 Speaker 1: The top food temptations for people on weight loss drugs 110 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: are Christmas cookies and sweets. 111 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:27,719 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 112 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 1: Fifty four percent of people want to be able to 113 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 1: scarf down more of those without thinking about their waistline. 114 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,799 Speaker 1: Forty eight percent of Americans say potatoes of some kind, 115 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: mashed or scalloped are just too hard to pass up. 116 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 2: What about just raw with salt straight out of the ground. 117 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 2: Don't even wash potato? No, Oh, they're pretty good. Yeah, 118 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 2: put a little salt on them. Well, maybe a few years, 119 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,359 Speaker 2: I'll hate myself enough to try it. Yeah, it's a 120 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 2: juicy potato. Yeah they are, they have low water in them. 121 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 1: Isn't just holiday dinners and gatherings. In the poll, sixty 122 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,719 Speaker 1: four percent of people say they regularly skip the drugs 123 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: during vacations and on trips, and a good chunk also 124 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: don't take them around birthdays, weddings, or even big dates. 125 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,160 Speaker 1: Hey that's ironic, as I take more drugs during the holiday. 126 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, those are the fun ones. 127 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,120 Speaker 2: Yeah that's true, not the ones that don't make me 128 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 2: eat more. 129 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, this next laser story is out of Holiday Headquarters. 130 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 1: The movie Elf is set in New York, and a 131 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,960 Speaker 1: big part of the movie involves generating enough Christmas spirit for. 132 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,280 Speaker 2: Santa and his reindeer. 133 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, so, let me just say it's a good thing 134 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 1: the movie wasn't set in Anchorage. According to a recent 135 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,159 Speaker 1: website that analyzed a bunch of Google search data to 136 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,560 Speaker 1: determine which states have the most and least Christmas spirit, 137 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 1: and wouldn't you know, the one closest to the North 138 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:54,720 Speaker 1: Pole came in Dead Last, Alaska. What the. 139 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,320 Speaker 2: Guys, that's like Santa's neighborhood. 140 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,279 Speaker 1: Though the state with the most to Christmas spirit was 141 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 1: surprisingly Utah. 142 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:05,600 Speaker 2: That makes sense. 143 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 3: High religion, shi. 144 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. 145 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:15,520 Speaker 1: Other states with the most Christmas spirit are Virginia, Illinois, Washington, Texas, Maryland, California, 146 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:20,080 Speaker 1: and New Jersey. The bottom ones with least spirit other 147 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:25,960 Speaker 1: than Alaska are Wyoming, South Dakota, Montana, North Dakota, Arkansas, 148 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:26,920 Speaker 1: and New Mexico. 149 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 3: Wow, pick it up, okay, spirit shame everybody. 150 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,960 Speaker 2: As for this guy, he's all about Christmas spirit. 151 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's why at first glance, it may look 152 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:45,360 Speaker 1: like he's in camouflage, but really he's just tape missiletoe 153 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 1: all around his show. He knows how to celebrate the holidays, 154 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 1: and Laser Stories has comes to an end for the day. 155 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 2: Well, we'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.