WEBVTT - Ice Cream With Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, we started the episode. Welcome to serial Killers. It's

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<v Speaker 1>episode seventy five. I'm Scottie B and I'm Andrew and

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<v Speaker 1>our special guest today, Elvis Durant is joining us.

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<v Speaker 2>What am I eating? I go blueberry?

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<v Speaker 1>We started already, Jesus, just start the whole thing off.

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<v Speaker 1>But remember we'll just start with this one.

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<v Speaker 3>You start the holding over geez over here talking. He's

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<v Speaker 3>not even on the microphone. You can't even hear anything

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<v Speaker 3>with this one. I can't be a part of this podcast?

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<v Speaker 4>Is serial killers? Fuck? Is that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Let's just get into it. So, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>episode seventy five. It's serial Killers. Today is Friday. Hope

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<v Speaker 1>you had a great week. What kind of intro was that?

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<v Speaker 1>This is no fun? But I think serial killers. I

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<v Speaker 1>think fun and festive and fruity. What we need a

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<v Speaker 1>fruity intro? Make us a fruity intro.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Hey, So it's a pleasure to be here a

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<v Speaker 3>part of the serial Killers podcast, number seventy five. If

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<v Speaker 3>it's crazy, it is, it's here with Scottie Bee and Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so excited. Now put me to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So, since you're our guest, would you like the

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<v Speaker 1>classic cereal or the new cereal first. Yes, okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>go with the new one. So this one's been out

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<v Speaker 1>for about a year, but we still get to call

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<v Speaker 1>it new. We had the vanilla variety of this. So

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew's gonna hate this one because he doesn't like mint.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a feeling anywhere you going the cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm in the cereal sack and I come out

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<v Speaker 1>with drumstick cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, drumsticks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is mint chocolate, right, So this is from

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<v Speaker 1>General Mills and it's been around.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing the Cereal Killers podcast. We're not allowed in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, hey guys, they invite me in all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>But he only eats cereal with heavy cream.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the guest today, you know. So okay, so this

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<v Speaker 2>is new drumstick Cereal with mint.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's mint chocolate from General Mills. Open her up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing the Scotty shake first.

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<v Speaker 4>Because he's convinced that the pieces all go to different places.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Well, you know, because it settles during shipment

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<v Speaker 1>and you need to get all the pieces mixed in.

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<v Speaker 2>Scotty tends to overthink things.

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<v Speaker 1>But I like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you like mint chocolate?

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<v Speaker 2>See? I do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>It's one of my favorite ice creams from when I

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<v Speaker 3>used to work at Basket and Robin's. Here, give me

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<v Speaker 3>a little sample.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't hand jam here do? They can't

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<v Speaker 1>do that? But okay, no, no, put in the cup.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay mm.

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<v Speaker 4>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>No, don't say if you like it or not yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hold on, I'm not saying if I like. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you need sound effects. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, how old is this box? What's the

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<v Speaker 2>expiration date?

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<v Speaker 1>It's May?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is it stale? I didn't say anything. You told

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<v Speaker 1>me not to say anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Would like whole milk or skim clim okay, skim clem clem,

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<v Speaker 3>by the way is backwards for milk.

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<v Speaker 4>This seems interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that? What? What are you noticing?

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<v Speaker 4>It just kind of looks like a weird checks mix.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, if you look at it, it actually looks like

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<v Speaker 1>Golden Grams with cocoa puffs. It does, and the sort

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<v Speaker 1>of cookie crisp with Sobby peas and.

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<v Speaker 3>All the other Those Sobby peas are the mint component spoons.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll drink it and just go all right, I will

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<v Speaker 3>tell you when i've When can I start talking about it?

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<v Speaker 1>What to eat it? What are you drinking it already?

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<v Speaker 1>On two or three? Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>It tastes stale. It tastes rancid, and I'm not kidding you.

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<v Speaker 3>Something's been sitting around too long.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes like Golden Grams with mint, but it's a

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<v Speaker 1>mint Golden Gram.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's all that offensive. I just think

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<v Speaker 2>it's old.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's offensive and it's old. I'm not a fan.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like the mint is just not good. Why

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<v Speaker 4>would you put mint in a cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of like the flavor. I'm giving it three balls. No, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a five ball scale.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I listen, Okay. I only give it two balls, and

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's because I think it's stale.

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<v Speaker 4>I like the cocoa puffs and the Golden gram pieces,

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<v Speaker 4>but I do not like the mint, and as a result,

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<v Speaker 4>I will give it one bowl and a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind the mint, but it's not something I

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<v Speaker 2>want to eat every morning. Maybe just one little bite.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm done for the year.

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<v Speaker 4>It's too much.

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<v Speaker 2>The mint is way too much do you give it?

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<v Speaker 2>Three balls? I give it two balls? How many balls

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<v Speaker 2>do you give it?

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<v Speaker 4>One ball and a spoon?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you suck. What's a spoon? That's a half a bawl?

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<v Speaker 1>It's so stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you have half a bowle?

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<v Speaker 4>Now it's next he has to find his sound effects.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up, Dick, this is the worst podcast ever.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but when it gets edited, you can't hear all

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<v Speaker 1>this craft good, Right, So I'm gonna go down to

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<v Speaker 1>the cereal sack and get the classic. This is another

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<v Speaker 1>special ca variety. Okay, this one's been around in different

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<v Speaker 1>incarnations for the last maybe ten years or so. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>it's called protein, sometimes it's just called regular, And here

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<v Speaker 1>it is special K protein original multi grain touch of

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<v Speaker 1>cinnamon from kelos Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to okay, I should not assume anything.

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<v Speaker 4>We've had way too many special case. How are there

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<v Speaker 4>this many special case?

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<v Speaker 1>There is still probably about another dozen special case we

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<v Speaker 1>have not had yet.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, aren't they the same after a while? Though?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, this is a touch of semonon.

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<v Speaker 1>It smells very cinnamony. It says only a touch of

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<v Speaker 1>semonon is a lot more than a touch. That is

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<v Speaker 1>a lot I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't want any milk with this. I have to go

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<v Speaker 2>to lunch. You're filling me up.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to have milk. It's it's a requirement.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're get it. Give me, give me.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's just a splash.

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<v Speaker 2>We used to do a lot of special k when

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<v Speaker 2>we went to the Roxy on the weekends.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm as straight as

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<v Speaker 1>they come.

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<v Speaker 2>Not really, hm, So.

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<v Speaker 1>You know this one tastes sale to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the consistency is sort.

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<v Speaker 1>Of Yeah, they're not very it's a weird crunchy.

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<v Speaker 2>I give it. I give it two bowls.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't necessarily think you're going to finish it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it tastes like I'm actually chewing on a cinnamon stick.

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<v Speaker 2>I will tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>The consistency of this flake makes you feel like you're

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<v Speaker 3>eating something healthy because it's something you that they've sucked

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<v Speaker 3>all the fun out of and made it healthy.

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<v Speaker 1>Two bowls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a challenge to chew well.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's nice because sugar is the fourth ingredient,

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<v Speaker 1>which is not terrible, so it is a bit less

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<v Speaker 1>sugary than many of the other ship.

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<v Speaker 3>The consistency makes you feel like you're working to eat it,

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<v Speaker 3>which makes you feel like you're eating something healthy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and you also need something else in there that

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<v Speaker 1>this should come with strawberries or something inside of it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, strawberries and cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why not?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think that's a good flavor combo.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not making fun of me because Elvis is here, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Haven't really said anything to make fun of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Four Okay, you please.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>So far, you've given me two duds, yeah, two balls.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, then let's do this one, Serial Killers. It's

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<v Speaker 1>our bonus box.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I love a bonus box. Yeah, because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you call me that in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>They still call me that. So in high school, whenever

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<v Speaker 1>I go visit the high school, they call me mister

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<v Speaker 1>bonus Box. So I was in Trader Joe's over the

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<v Speaker 1>weekend with my daughter and I found this one very interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>What I can't hear you out? Your butt crack is

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<v Speaker 3>hanging out. What what'd you find? Let's stay in the

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<v Speaker 3>ice cream theme. We've had the drumstick Cereal Like, what

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<v Speaker 3>what's the problem?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what's this?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Neapolitan puffs Cereal from Trader Joe's.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, does everyone knows know what neapolitan and ice cream is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the three layers of ice cream. It's like chocolate, vanilla, strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, chocolate, strawberry and vanilla cereal puffs flavored with

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<v Speaker 1>other natural flavors.

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<v Speaker 4>You were the one who said that we can't do

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<v Speaker 4>supermarket cereal, and then you bought Trader joe cereal, and

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<v Speaker 4>that's for some reason, Okatie, why.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't you do supermarket cereals? That's stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're starting to branch into that well, because I

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<v Speaker 1>can only do supermarket cereals that are national brands because

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<v Speaker 1>people that can't get them in other parts of the country.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not fair. But Trader Joe's is a national chain.

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<v Speaker 2>You have over there, you have a high.

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<v Speaker 3>V cereal from the Midwest. How did you get it? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>that came because the Midwest.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>A listener sent that to us. He loves the show

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<v Speaker 1>and thought it was an interesting cereal, so we sent

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<v Speaker 1>it over to us.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting full, I gotta go to lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just give you a little bit. These boxes suck

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<v Speaker 1>very thin and flimsy.

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<v Speaker 2>Your box is thin and flimsy.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand why you have to judge the box.

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<v Speaker 4>It's if it's a good cereal, it's a good cereal. Also,

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<v Speaker 4>we did all the is an all the U? Or

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<v Speaker 4>is that national?

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<v Speaker 1>All these are national? Oh chain? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you guys always so negative because this is a

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<v Speaker 2>negative vibe in.

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<v Speaker 4>This No, we're very positive. We say a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>nice things about the cereals, just not these.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, so this is the Trader Joe Neapolitan puffs.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want its just a little tiny.

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<v Speaker 1>One needs whole milk.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's such a mixologist.

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<v Speaker 4>Like. I'm in a bar, a cereal bar.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wiggling.

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<v Speaker 4>This one actually looks really good.

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<v Speaker 2>They're very crunchy.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, we are very flunky.

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<v Speaker 3>I just broke a tooth. Well, you know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not overly offended by the cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>At first I thought I would be, and then I

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<v Speaker 4>let it settle. I actually like this a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>You can taste the chocolate, and you can taste the vanilla,

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<v Speaker 3>and you can taste the strawberry.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, and it all works very well together.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it's made with beans.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, just one of those bean cereals.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, made with beans and brown rice.

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<v Speaker 3>I just farted for a bean and brown rice cereal

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<v Speaker 3>and that crunch. I kind of like it. I give

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<v Speaker 3>it four balls, baby, No, this is a ball and

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<v Speaker 3>a spoon cereal. It's just like another bean crap from

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<v Speaker 3>Love Growl that we have back there. Yeah, that's the

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<v Speaker 3>same consistency that it has.

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<v Speaker 4>This is delicious and if it's healthy, healthier then this

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<v Speaker 4>special K protein. Why would I not eat something that Actually.

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<v Speaker 3>This is always I'm just far again. This is Elvis

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<v Speaker 3>Duran approved, but the beans are making me fart.

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<v Speaker 4>I would give this three balls in a.

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<v Speaker 2>Spoon, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>I like this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm four bowls because I knew what or I want.

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<v Speaker 1>See. I don't have any like eighties TV themes or

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<v Speaker 1>anything cued up. Usually I stump Andrew with eighties TV

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<v Speaker 1>themes because he's a millennial and doesn't know anything about anything. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>But so, but we need to go a little bit longer,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think I'm just gonna play.

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<v Speaker 2>This Serial Killers in turn National.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, he sokey has a lunch.

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<v Speaker 4>Why are you doing this to him?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still farting from the last cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't go overseas Hold on anyway, we've done a

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<v Speaker 3>passport for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So a friend of mine from high school was

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<v Speaker 1>over in the UK not terribly long ago, and he

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<v Speaker 1>dropped off a bunch of cereals in my house because

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<v Speaker 1>he knows that we're into cereal. So we did one

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<v Speaker 1>last week. I forget what it was. It was one

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<v Speaker 1>of the Coco Pop varieties, and go back to your

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<v Speaker 1>cereal bag. I'm back in my cereal sack and this

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<v Speaker 1>is another Kellogg's Coco Pops. But it's white chocolate Coco Pops. Hmmm,

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<v Speaker 1>this could be very interesting, white chocolate yumminess with thirty

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<v Speaker 1>percent less sugar.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on a second, Alex, I'm in the middle of

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<v Speaker 3>the Cereal Killers podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, don't don't die in a pile of milk.

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<v Speaker 3>That's actually very good advice. May I call you back?

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<v Speaker 3>I just ate some cereal man out of beans and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm farting. Okay, by that was Alex.

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<v Speaker 4>I really really like the Trader Joe cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>I do too. That really gave it three bowls in

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<v Speaker 2>one spoon. I gave it four bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on a second. This is concerning me a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit because the bag was taped shut, So.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't eat that.

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<v Speaker 4>Why are we doing that? Then?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe he tried it. Don't eat it?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you shouldn't. The bags open and taped shut, bag

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<v Speaker 3>was taped. Don't eat that?

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<v Speaker 2>So you stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>You won't eat cereal if someone puts their spoon in

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<v Speaker 4>your cup, but you'll eat an open box of.

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal where the bag is also open. But I want

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<v Speaker 1>to try it so badly. I've never had we off

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<v Speaker 1>cereal before.

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<v Speaker 2>I ask your friend if he opened it and taped it? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we call right now? I got the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I don't have his number.

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Well that worked twelve? So what else you?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Well, I'll go back down to the International

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal sack. Hold on, my.

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<v Speaker 3>God, I can't believe you were gonna give us down

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<v Speaker 3>your face that bean cereals still particular.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know it was open. I had no idea. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what's this new cereal from abroad? But these are rice crispies,

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<v Speaker 1>multi grain shapes. Now snap cracks of what they look

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<v Speaker 1>like they're on some sort of drug. They look whacked

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<v Speaker 1>out of their minds. Oh my god, they are. They're

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<v Speaker 1>tweaking their eyes are so terrified. It's like they took

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<v Speaker 1>they ate the special k. Wow, these are big.

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<v Speaker 4>They were also at the Roxy.

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<v Speaker 2>What exactly where are they from? First?

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<v Speaker 1>These are also from from the UK. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>why they call these rice crispies because they really have

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<v Speaker 1>nothing nothing to do with They're little people and fish,

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas trees. What the hell is going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>It's what they had left over, that's what. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't listen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got way we need milk.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing there.

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<v Speaker 4>These ships are too big.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing there.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, they're a little sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually like these.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing there.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not the worst. I mean, like, these brown pieces

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<v Speaker 4>are a little sweeter.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think the brown pieces were supposed to be

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<v Speaker 2>in there.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's just something that fell in when the

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<v Speaker 3>like one of the workers at the cereal place fell

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<v Speaker 3>in the vat.

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<v Speaker 4>Or maybe your friend opened the box and put them

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<v Speaker 4>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>No, these were completely sealed. They did make some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of rice crispy multi grain cereal in the United States

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<v Speaker 1>two or three years ago. It was in a brown

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<v Speaker 1>orange kind of box.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't last all that long. But I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I give it two balls on a spoon. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's terrible.

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<v Speaker 4>I give it three balls. I don't think it's the

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<v Speaker 4>worst thing. The poster for it is terrifying, though, so

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<v Speaker 4>that will definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>They look like they saw something they should have seen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a bad boy band.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, that was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to do another one? I have so many? No,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, okay, I had fun hanging out here today.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe next time it'll be more of a positive experience.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Well, thank you very much for listening to

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<v Speaker 1>Serial Killers, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the downer here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying not to be. It's just, you know, I

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<v Speaker 4>like what I like, and I mean I liked the

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<v Speaker 4>Trader Joe Cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a positive. We can't even get you to

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<v Speaker 2>like Scottie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm usually the dick, but not today.

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<v Speaker 4>You always are.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, please follow us on all social platforms serial

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<v Speaker 1>Killers at PC and like and subscribe to our podcast

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<v Speaker 1>wherever you get podcasts. And yeah, I guess that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, great, it's a really exciting episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was great. I had fun until the

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<v Speaker 2>negative activities started.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying not to be a brody in the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my god, I'm I have violent gas. I have

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<v Speaker 2>to go.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, don't fade me bean cereal ever yet it

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<v Speaker 3>was tasty, but that was secret beans.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know that was a bean cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it right in the front, made with beans.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't read the shooting star beans. Oh when it's

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<v Speaker 1>gluten free. Oh, Garrett could have had this. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>We're poor Garrett. All right, hey, all right, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the show here. You know what we

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<v Speaker 1>do at the end. We all have to say crunch together,

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<v Speaker 1>So you have to do it. It's a rule.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know this, but the trader Joe Cereal also

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<v Speaker 4>says in the back store, in a cool, dry place,

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<v Speaker 4>if it has storing instructions, is that very safe? What

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<v Speaker 4>could happen to the cereal? I like you leave it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I think most cereal say that.

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<v Speaker 4>Really just not so forward on the box.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, crunch, we'll here.

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<v Speaker 1>Crunch alright. Well that was spectacular. You came on the

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<v Speaker 1>worst day ever.