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Speaker 1: Whenever you post stuff on Facebook, Marketplace or any online

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Speaker 1: forum for sale, you hear people say how horrible it

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Speaker 1: is because you immediately get ten emails, all with low

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Speaker 1: ball offers, and then one weird guy who says, I'll

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Speaker 1: trade you my cat and fifty nickels for it. But

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Speaker 1: not today. Today, I'm the buyer and I want to

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Speaker 1: pay full price for a guy's stereo. Only caveat is

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Speaker 1: he's not there and I'm already at his house. Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, can just pop in and grab it real quick?

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Speaker 1: What's a big deal? It's your phone's out right now

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hey, you're selling the stereo system

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Speaker 1: on Craigslist, right, I'm sorry, the stereo system on Craigslist

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Speaker 1: for two hundred bucks? Is that the rble you are?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: That okay cool, I'll take it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great?

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Speaker 1: So can I just like walk in and grab it

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Speaker 1: or or what? Well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to set up the time, I

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Speaker 2: can I can come meet you.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm here. I've been knocking on your door

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Speaker 1: for a few minutes and no one's answering, so I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I figured i'd call you.

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Speaker 2: You're not going. You're not going on my on my door. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what do you mean you're you're at my You're at

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Speaker 2: my house?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just googled your phone number and I found

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Speaker 1: your address on drive.

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Speaker 2: That's you, right, Uh, that's a little bit weird. But

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Speaker 2: why are you at my house?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to get the stereo that' thought I

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Speaker 1: told you that. So I'm outside, you want to just

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Speaker 1: go in? I could leave the money on the counter,

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Speaker 1: just grab the stereo.

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Speaker 2: Uh No, I'm sorry, man, this is really weird. That's

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Speaker 2: not how why. This is not how we do things.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's not how we do things. This is

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Speaker 1: I'm doing it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I'm sorry. You don't you don't just do that.

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Speaker 2: You don't just show up at my house and you

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Speaker 2: have to set up all right?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well a separate question. I brought a step ladder

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Speaker 1: from my trunk so I can see into your living room.

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Speaker 1: I'm just wondering what stereo that you're selling. Is that

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Speaker 1: the one on the entertainment center?

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Speaker 2: What the hell is going on here?

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing it looks like it has a scratch on

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Speaker 1: the front, so we should probably knock ten bucks off.

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Speaker 2: You can't be looking through my windows. And you know

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Speaker 2: this is this is so weird, Like you already you

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Speaker 2: already found my address on the internet. Get some kind

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Speaker 2: of creepy soccer or something.

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Speaker 1: Well, is this how you treat all the people that

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Speaker 1: are interested in the stereocause.

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Speaker 2: You are some you are some kind of crazy person.

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Speaker 2: Even if I feel like I want to tell you

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Speaker 2: the stereo, I will call you and tell you want

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Speaker 2: to come meet me. You don't come to my.

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Speaker 1: House, Andrew, I want to work with you, man, So

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Speaker 1: how about this. I'll leave if you throw in that

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Speaker 1: hockey stick that I saw in your garage.

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Speaker 2: See you go into my garage.

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Speaker 1: Well, the back door was unlocked, so I figured I

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Speaker 1: just went.

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Speaker 2: In and get off my property. Well, I just you

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Speaker 2: know you're.

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Speaker 1: Crazy doing is I'm looking to buy your stereo.

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Speaker 2: This isn't even a bad stereo. Well you want to

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Speaker 2: You're trying to break into my house to steal my

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Speaker 2: stuff for I don't know what you're trying to do.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling the police right now.

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Speaker 1: You should say where you are You're going to call

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Speaker 1: the police. Yeah, well, what are you going to tell them?

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Speaker 1: This guy offered to buy my stereo? And then he

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Speaker 1: actually showed up to purchase it with cash.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, you're harassing me, you're trespassing. You broke

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Speaker 2: into my garage. Well, the.

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Speaker 1: Back door was unlocked and there was a welcome mat

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Speaker 1: on the floor, so I figured that was okay. I've

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Speaker 1: used that in court before.

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Speaker 2: Oh so you've been there. You've been in the court before. Okay, Well, okay,

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Speaker 2: so you've done this. You're gonna make your way around

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Speaker 2: the justice system.

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Speaker 1: Then, yeah, you're making it sound like a bad thing.

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Speaker 2: Well you went to court, mother, Oh you're going to

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Speaker 2: jail again.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Look, I can sense that you're clearly agitated. You

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Speaker 1: don't want me here.

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Speaker 2: You're damn right, I'm educated.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, how about this. Then I'll drive over

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Speaker 1: to your work at three two drive at your insurance company.

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Speaker 2: How did you know that?

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Speaker 1: I do my research. No, I'll give you the money

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Speaker 1: and then you can give me the key for the

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Speaker 1: front door.

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Speaker 2: My god, you are I don't even know what to

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Speaker 2: do here. I'll call you stay where you are.

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Speaker 1: I don't do that. They're not gonna think this prank

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Speaker 1: phone call is funny, but your buddy Eric might.

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Speaker 2: Ah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, my name is Jeff from the radio show

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Speaker 1: Broke in Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. Eric sets you up for it. He said

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Speaker 1: that you're selling a stereo on Craigslist. But I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you he never mentioned you'd be such a jerk about

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Speaker 1: not letting Randos go into your place. What's that all about?

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Speaker 2: Hey, man? You know you never know what the internet

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Speaker 2: these days.

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Speaker 1: I felt like I was pretty polite about it. I

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Speaker 1: told you that I broke into your garage. Come on,

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Speaker 1: welcome out on the floor. That's you inviting criminals in.

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Speaker 2: You're right, You're right, all right, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for taking accountability.

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Speaker 2: All right, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone tabs. Weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twentieth Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,