Speaker 1: Second date, up date. Just doing this segment, we hear
Speaker 1: from couples who meet in all sorts of strange new ways. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, but this one is going to be particularly
Speaker 1: terrifying for one person in this room.
Speaker 2: Always thinks he's the one that's going to be scared.
Speaker 1: Jose's fears are right today because, apparently, according to this email,
Speaker 1: they met while doing one of Jose's absolute worst fears,
Speaker 1: physical exercise.
Speaker 2: They're gonna say, like a roller coaster, Jose.
Speaker 1: Let's try to keep the whimpers and begging from mommies
Speaker 1: to a minimum. Here as we talked to a guy
Speaker 1: named Vaughn about his first date. Vaughn, Welcome to Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: How you doing doing good? How about you doing good?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean what is this? You met a girl
Speaker 2: of the gym? Is that what he's getting.
Speaker 4: To No, I participate in a run club. I don't
Speaker 4: know if you've ever done one of legs before?
Speaker 2: Wow club? Should I be concerned?
Speaker 1: Is the worst club I could think of?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because would be like video game club where you sit
Speaker 1: and don't move.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's actually though, is this like a like an exercising
Speaker 1: club or a dating type of club.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like a mix of both. It's like,
Speaker 4: if you're single, you wear black or something dark. Okay,
Speaker 4: if you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, you wear
Speaker 4: a color.
Speaker 1: Okay, Brooke, what does your husband wear to his run club?
Speaker 2: Well, he's going to be wearing an orange reflective vesta
Speaker 2: after this report, just wears a bunch of apples.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what that means. Okay.
Speaker 2: How many people are in this club?
Speaker 4: There had been at least one hundred people. There's a bar.
Speaker 1: This is like a okay, cool.
Speaker 4: It's a crazy thing because there's a lot of hot chicks.
Speaker 4: There had been at least like.
Speaker 1: And there's actually like the people who exercise can be
Speaker 1: good looking at they was still not going to join
Speaker 1: a run player. How did it go?
Speaker 4: Well? Pretty good? That's how I met a test test? Okay, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: she had really nice cas.
Speaker 2: She's like i'd like to think stairs, That's what I'd
Speaker 2: like to think.
Speaker 1: Well, the fact that you didn't get maced, right there
Speaker 1: is a win in my book.
Speaker 2: So, oh my god, I think it's such a good
Speaker 2: couple of it.
Speaker 1: You were able to like get to no tests a
Speaker 1: little bit there.
Speaker 4: I did and I got to see a good deal.
Speaker 4: I got her number.
Speaker 1: So you also have a different definition of sealing the
Speaker 1: deal with a girl. So a lot of differences here,
Speaker 1: but good. I'm glad you got her phone number. Just
Speaker 1: the first deal, Yeah, one of many deals.
Speaker 2: I think you were you able to turn it into
Speaker 2: a date.
Speaker 4: Yeah. We met up a few days later at a
Speaker 4: bar and I had a great time.
Speaker 1: You did, Okay, tell us about it, yeah, give us
Speaker 1: the highlights.
Speaker 4: All right. So I'm been watching my dilately. So I
Speaker 4: compiled this note card card. I thought her, this is
Speaker 4: how many calories that.
Speaker 3: We burned on our run, and now we had to
Speaker 3: gain it back on the menu.
Speaker 1: Smart.
Speaker 2: No, no, don't talk about calories ever with a woman.
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I think he's just trying to
Speaker 1: be like fun and creative and playful with not being
Speaker 1: like we need to count calories together.
Speaker 2: That's how it comes off. Though it doesn't matter what
Speaker 2: his intention was.
Speaker 1: He's using a note card, like, don't you.
Speaker 2: Have like an.
Speaker 1: How did test react to the note card move?
Speaker 4: She loved it?
Speaker 1: But uh, whoa in your face?
Speaker 2: She's not calling you back.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that counts as a whe So you
Speaker 1: guys ordered a bunch of food together, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, and then she guiltily aided.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened next.
Speaker 4: Well, we just kind of hung out and grabbed some
Speaker 4: drinks and had a good time. And the place that
Speaker 4: we were at had some really cool tall shelves.
Speaker 2: Tall shelves like that you would put books on or something.
Speaker 2: What do you mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it looked like he put books on it,
Speaker 4: but they had a bunch of mugs.
Speaker 1: On it, mugs, a bunch of stins or something like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it kind of like steins. And so these drunk
Speaker 4: dudes are by there there. I don't know why they
Speaker 4: were standing by there, but.
Speaker 3: They're kind of hanging out and stumbling around there, and
Speaker 3: they actually bumped one of the shelves that was holding
Speaker 3: this really expensive looking one. It was about to come down,
Speaker 3: and I saw that testas right underneath it, and I
Speaker 3: made a.
Speaker 4: Quick movement just pulled her out of the way. She
Speaker 4: got a little upset, but then crashed right behind her.
Speaker 4: The mug.
Speaker 1: Wow, saved her life. That's the universe, dude. You were
Speaker 1: put in a situation to protect her and you did, bros.
Speaker 1: A good job. Was she grateful or was she upset
Speaker 1: by that?
Speaker 4: Oh? After she saw a crash behind her, then she realized, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that would have been her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's kind of wild. You must be
Speaker 1: thinking I'm getting a kiss for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, dude, you nailed it. It was like one
Speaker 4: of those kiss moments.
Speaker 3: It was, and she gave me one right on the cheek.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a hero kiss.
Speaker 2: Just make out and it's her state. Yeah cute. I
Speaker 2: mean it means that she's like somewhat attracted to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know that's the kiss that my mom
Speaker 1: gave me when I graduated fifth grade. Romantically, I don't
Speaker 1: want to look too much into it, but so, how
Speaker 1: long has it been since your bar date happened?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Man, that was like two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you've had a couple of run clubs in
Speaker 2: there too, and you haven't seen her or heard from
Speaker 2: her at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I went to one and I didn't see her
Speaker 4: at the last one. Yeah. I gave her a couple
Speaker 4: of messages. She hasn't replied back.
Speaker 2: I was kind of did you see under another nutrients table?
Speaker 1: Is it possible that she didn't want to burn off
Speaker 1: all those calories? That you gained together that night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she wanted to hold onto them as a memory of
Speaker 1: your guys's time together. Sorry, no more physical activity. Hold
Speaker 1: these cows in.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be my new I remembers.
Speaker 1: Let's come back. We're gonna give Tessa call for you
Speaker 1: and try and get you your second date update right
Speaker 1: after this second date update. It is rare on a
Speaker 1: first date where you get an opportunity to look like
Speaker 1: a real superhero. But our listener Vaughn swooped in to
Speaker 1: save the day when a falling beer monk was careening
Speaker 1: straight towards the head of his dates and before it
Speaker 1: struck her, Von reached out with his powerful arms and
Speaker 1: pulls her to safety as the mugs shattered in the
Speaker 1: exact spot where she was standing. Wow, I mean that
Speaker 1: should automatically earn him five more dates. Five that's a
Speaker 1: that's the superhero fee. That's why Superman always has dates. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's why he saves Lois Lane.
Speaker 2: Constantly jo he's expecting something to return this whole time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's working for free typical, but he's exhausting.
Speaker 1: It's true, but Vaughan hasn't even been able to score
Speaker 1: one more date with tests, which is why he's reached
Speaker 1: out to us for help. But Von, how did it
Speaker 1: feel to know that you had your Superman moments?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I felt like the man of the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I was that guy.
Speaker 2: Did people applaud you? Were they asking for your autograph
Speaker 2: and shaking your hand as he walked out of the bar?
Speaker 4: No, you'd be surprised, but there weren't many people watching.
Speaker 6: Focused on the drunk guys.
Speaker 1: Next, you just have to work on your laser eye
Speaker 1: vision and you're gonna be set, dude. So let's call
Speaker 1: tests for you right here and try and get you
Speaker 1: your second date up date. You ready? Yeah, I'm down
Speaker 1: it right now.
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hey is this test?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry test to bother you?
Speaker 5: Who is this?
Speaker 1: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning, and we're really really excited to talk to
Speaker 1: you about a date that you went on not too
Speaker 1: long ago. It's with a guy named Vaughan that you
Speaker 1: met at run club.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: I can't tell that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty neutral. But here's the cool thing you got.
Speaker 1: We know that you got to spend some one on
Speaker 1: one time with him at a fun bar that had
Speaker 1: cool shelves in it we've heard.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, yeah, it was a it was fine. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 5: well laughing still, is it a nervous Yeah?
Speaker 2: Have you heard this segment before where we call people
Speaker 2: or no?
Speaker 5: Actually, but uh yeah, we went to.
Speaker 1: This bar and yeah we we know. We heard the
Speaker 1: story from Vaughn. We talked to him about it because
Speaker 1: he had a great time and he's been wanting to
Speaker 1: see you again and the reason he reached out to
Speaker 1: us is to try and figure out if there's a
Speaker 1: reason why you haven't met up again.
Speaker 5: Oh great, okay, well if you heard the story then
Speaker 5: you probably do.
Speaker 4: You know the part where like.
Speaker 5: The mug fell off the shelf.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah that was Like that was a
Speaker 1: pretty cool moment for him.
Speaker 2: I mean, not for you because you almost got hit
Speaker 2: by a mug, but pretty amazing that he saved you
Speaker 2: from it.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 5: I thought it was so weird.
Speaker 4: It was just so extra.
Speaker 5: There was no need to do that.
Speaker 4: He like what.
Speaker 5: It was just like the whole place was covered in mugs,
Speaker 5: like on the shelves. He swooped in like in this
Speaker 5: weird split second to like save me from this mug,
Speaker 5: and like I was like, ew, like why.
Speaker 1: Wait, he stopping it from hitting you on the head.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I feel like I would have seen it
Speaker 5: like before it did, Like he didn't need to go
Speaker 5: out of his way to be the savior you are.
Speaker 2: But I thought he said, you didn't see it till
Speaker 2: after it crashed right where you had been sitting.
Speaker 5: I mean, it wasn't like that high up. It wouldn't
Speaker 5: have like killed me or anything. It was just it
Speaker 5: was so extra and we had just gone out. I
Speaker 5: was we were there like max an hour at that point,
Speaker 5: Like we hadn't spent any time together alone before that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if.
Speaker 2: He needs heroes before they step in. You know, listen, Batman,
Speaker 2: I don't know you yet. You can tell me a
Speaker 2: little bit about your life.
Speaker 6: I've had a friend stop talking to guys who are
Speaker 6: like I'm gonna stand on this side of the road,
Speaker 6: like when we're on a walk because it's safer for
Speaker 6: you there, like and then turn off by.
Speaker 2: That, like why is it awesome?
Speaker 1: Okay, So you you were saying you would have preferred
Speaker 1: that he stood back and just let you figure out
Speaker 1: if a mug was about to hit you or not
Speaker 1: and deal with it on your own.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it just seems like he was just like obsessed
Speaker 5: with me. So I just have this like major after
Speaker 5: that point.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he's on a date with you, so
Speaker 1: he is probably paying attention. I'm obsessive major.
Speaker 4: Find it so funny.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to get the feeling that he's
Speaker 1: like obsessed with you, always watching and trying to protect.
Speaker 3: You or anything.
Speaker 1: At a certain point, I have to let you know
Speaker 1: that he is actually listening in on the conversation. I'm
Speaker 1: not in like a weird way. He just wanted to
Speaker 1: hear the reasoning.
Speaker 2: Unless he was smart enough to hang up already.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't care.
Speaker 1: Bro, hang up right now? Are you there?
Speaker 5: Von?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm there? OK.
Speaker 2: Yeah did you just say, oh, alexis Yeah? Because of
Speaker 2: how it's going to go, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Let's let him talk and maybe they can work something out.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, you.
Speaker 4: Two, What am I gonna do?
Speaker 3: Just let a heavy glass bogs fall on your head
Speaker 3: and potentially give me acussion.
Speaker 5: I need to be very clear about like me as
Speaker 5: a person. I don't need you to step in for
Speaker 5: me ever, and you doing that literally like an hour
Speaker 5: into our date was very weird. I just like I
Speaker 5: can do things myself. I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. As a man, I naturally have
Speaker 3: to be in the position to save people. And whether
Speaker 3: if you're a stranger or somebody i've met for an hour.
Speaker 1: That okay. So if you two were like walking across
Speaker 1: the street together and there was a car coming at you, Tess,
Speaker 1: you want him to step back and just let nature
Speaker 1: take its course.
Speaker 5: I think that I am not dumb enough to step
Speaker 5: out of the way of a.
Speaker 2: Moving car, just okay. I think what she's saying is
Speaker 2: that she doesn't want to be treated like a damsel
Speaker 2: in distress. Like she wants to be treated like she
Speaker 2: can handle her own emergencies. Okay, whether it's a car
Speaker 2: pubbling towards her or a mug falling from her shelf,
Speaker 2: Let the girl do her.
Speaker 4: So if that scenario plays that a second time, you
Speaker 4: don't want me to give your heads up, like.
Speaker 1: Hey, look out, is that too aggressive?
Speaker 4: Nothing?
Speaker 5: That probably would have been less gross than you weeping
Speaker 5: in gross And like it would depends what your tone was, too,
Speaker 5: Like if you were telling me like I'm a child
Speaker 5: that can't fend for myself in the world, yeah, I'd
Speaker 5: probably be offended, but if you're me in a nice
Speaker 5: way like, oh, he's up, like I'm a normal kind
Speaker 5: of human.
Speaker 1: Pardon man, I.
Speaker 6: Think I actually I actually see what she's saying too,
Speaker 6: because you're in public at a bar yelling. It's I'm
Speaker 6: just starting to get the ick from him to say.
Speaker 2: When I'm driving with my husband and he acts like
Speaker 2: I don't see the other cars on the road, and
Speaker 2: he's like, oh my god, literally I know their tourneys.
Speaker 1: I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 2: That's a good example.
Speaker 1: Well, I think, if anything, Vaughan has definitely learned his
Speaker 1: lesson to not help you or look after you in
Speaker 1: any way. Watch out. He can't say watch out. He
Speaker 1: has to be like, excuse me, but perhaps take a
Speaker 1: look at your surround.
Speaker 2: You can watch out, just in a cool.
Speaker 1: Tone, Vaughn, you're capable of doing that, right, I'm just
Speaker 1: really confused. Right now, perfect, that's exactly where she wants
Speaker 1: to do. So with that said, we would like to
Speaker 1: offer to send you guys out another date, and we
Speaker 1: would I don't want to like be too aggressive and
Speaker 1: offering to pay for it or anything, So we just
Speaker 1: want to facilitate a meetup of some sort. Test if
Speaker 1: you're open to that.
Speaker 5: I mean, like I feel like I would. But the
Speaker 5: fact that you're still really confused is not like I'm
Speaker 5: not understanding why you're so confused because I just explained
Speaker 5: to you.
Speaker 4: Why brother, you.
Speaker 1: Mean that's your last option?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you have anything else to say to her?
Speaker 4: Listen, tests I'll put it in words that you can understand.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I think anything.
Speaker 2: That he says is condescending, a little condescending.
Speaker 1: What do you want to say?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: Well, regrets, that's something that you're going to say, I
Speaker 1: did I told you? What did you say?
Speaker 4: New phone? Who did?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: No? Date?
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 4: Better?
Speaker 1: She's going it sounds like Bond just got hit in
Speaker 1: the head by falling Jeffrey in the morning. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I know you were kind of joking there, but are
Speaker 1: you seriously saying a guy should not step in to
Speaker 1: help a woman who's about to get seriously injured.
Speaker 2: They can step in. I'm just trying to explain why
Speaker 2: she doesn't want them to. Like sometimes it feels like
Speaker 2: it wasn't that serious of a situation. It sounds like
Speaker 2: she gets a little bonk on her head and he
Speaker 2: like shoved her out of the way, you know, like
Speaker 2: he made it a big deal, a little much from him.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just want to make sure that that's not
Speaker 1: the side that you're on. Don't help people in danger,
Speaker 1: that's the stance that you want to.
Speaker 2: To always help people, I mean not always okay, not
Speaker 2: always help because you got to read the room.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, read the room. Well, this is good. Maybe
Speaker 1: you don't have to take those CPR classes at least
Speaker 1: if you're a guy. Now, this guy just.
Speaker 2: Got shot, sir, do you mind if I call Actually,
Speaker 2: statistically women get CPR administered to them a lot less
Speaker 2: than men.
Speaker 1: Well good, yeah, because we don't want to come off
Speaker 1: too cleaning. We want to let the women give a
Speaker 1: chance to resuscitate themselves.
Speaker 2: It's literally because guys don't want to touch their chest
Speaker 2: like it's like crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, but you know what we will do will
Speaker 1: help you resuscitate your love life if you give us
Speaker 1: permission to do it first, we'll call that person who's
Speaker 1: not calling you back. Email the show for help anytime,
Speaker 1: and go check out our Seconday podcast wherever you get
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