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Speaker 1: Has tipping culture gotten out of control?

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Speaker 2: We're moving there. It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: We've done a lot of stories about how the public's

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Speaker 1: getting frustrated because everywhere they go, everywhere they look, even

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Speaker 1: when they're doing self checkout, it's like, hey, you want

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Speaker 1: to leave a twenty five percent tip for the groceries

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Speaker 1: that you just scanned yourself?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, also put in your cart yourself, Yes, bagged yourself.

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Speaker 3: Wait did I actually even talk to anyone?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Well, now there's a story making headlines that tipping cultures

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Speaker 1: worked its way into the Newark Airport in New Jersey.

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Speaker 2: It's okay.

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Speaker 1: Our passenger was checking in at the United ticketing counter.

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Speaker 1: Turns out their checked bag was half a pound too heavy.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh oh, just zero point five pounds over the

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Speaker 1: weight limit.

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Speaker 3: Okay, take that code out and put it on, take

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Speaker 3: one thing out.

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Speaker 1: Well, the agent just looked over at the person, smiled

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Speaker 1: and said, Nah, don't.

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Speaker 2: Worry, I didn't see nothing. Awesome. You never hear that

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Speaker 2: from airlines them a high five.

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Speaker 1: Even so, the customer thought, oh cool, I'm getting a

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Speaker 1: nice break. But then the agent pointed down to the

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Speaker 1: counter and said, you can just leave me a little

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Speaker 1: tip for that right here. No, the customer would wondered

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Speaker 1: the same thing, asked is he being for real? And

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Speaker 1: the agent said yes, I'm serious. No, So the passenger

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Speaker 1: threw down five bucks.

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Speaker 4: What I would not I would pay for a I

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Speaker 4: think yeah, because i'd be If not, they'd be like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: then fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: On the way home, they said they did feel a

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Speaker 1: little weird about it, for I feel like they were.

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Speaker 3: Just like blackmailed.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's how they sew a little scammed. So they

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Speaker 1: went and reported it to United on their No surprise,

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Speaker 1: United has not responded, but in general, the stories making

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Speaker 1: the rounds online and people are saying it's totally ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: If it ever happens again, they recommend asking for a super.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't do it because I feel like it's almost

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Speaker 3: like condescending to give someone money who's not in a

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Speaker 3: tipping situation. Job. It's like, you look like you need

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Speaker 3: this any.

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Speaker 2: Service, right.

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Speaker 1: I think we all should pull out a few dollar

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Speaker 1: bills for digital Jake.

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Speaker 2: As we said the shock collar question of the day,

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Speaker 2: shout it out. I do this for the love of

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Speaker 2: the game only.

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Speaker 1: I want to speak to your supervisor. That's not cool.

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Speaker 2: He refuses our money on JA on this day.

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Speaker 4: Back in nineteen eighty one, a group of four robbers

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Speaker 4: broke into the vault of a First National Bank in

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Speaker 4: Tucson and made off with three point three million dollars.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that was so much and now at

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Speaker 4: the time, it made it the largest single heist in

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Speaker 4: US history. The culprits were never identified and never caught,

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Speaker 4: so obviously they must have been pretty smart. Yeah, but

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Speaker 4: today we're just going to focus on the dumb criminals.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to read you some news headlines about the

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Speaker 4: stupidest criminals in American history, and you have to tell

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Speaker 4: me if it was real or not. In a special

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Speaker 4: low brow law Breakers edition of twenty.

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Speaker 3: After years of doing laser stories, I feel like every

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Speaker 3: one of these is gonna be.

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Speaker 2: Real jaded here.

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Speaker 4: You know what, Just for you guys, all of these

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Speaker 4: potential crimes happened in Florida. We're gonna start with the

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Speaker 4: woman who turned her prison jumpsuit into a crop top.

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Speaker 2: Alexis Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Your headline is Florida man steals hundreds of bees because

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Speaker 4: he thought they were lonely and abandoned. Is that a

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Speaker 4: real headline or made up Florida hero more hard.

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Speaker 2: It's like Brooks said everything, like I believe all of it.

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Speaker 3: Can't you picture the guy like trying to pet them?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I can see him like thinking if he

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Speaker 4: just wears enough like long sleeves, it.

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Speaker 3: Works, you know, to cover himself from getting stung. And like,

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Speaker 3: I think it's true.

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Speaker 4: Jake Lexis thinks that's real. That is, it's a real headline.

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Speaker 4: And if they don't have an owner, they're freebies. Brook

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Speaker 4: it's your turn, God, your headline. Florida man leaves apology

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Speaker 4: note return stolen goods after realizing they're not the latest iPhone?

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Speaker 4: Is that a real headline or made up?

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Speaker 3: God, that would be a disappointment, like they'd steal mine,

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Speaker 3: and then they take the back off and be like,

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Speaker 3: wait a minute, it's all cracked. I'm gonna say it's real.

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Speaker 4: Brooks says, that's a real headline, that is made up headline.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't leave an apology note.

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Speaker 2: We're one for two.

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Speaker 4: We're going over to Jose Now, hose your headline. Florida

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Speaker 4: man demands cash, gets confused by self checkout, accidentally pays

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Speaker 4: for stolen items.

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Speaker 2: Is that a real headline? Could I make that up?

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Speaker 1: Just gets nest into paying It's hilarious.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand how it even work.

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Speaker 2: But it's Florida.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 2: It's not true. Jose said, that's made up.

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Speaker 4: That is.

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Speaker 2: Good eye.

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Speaker 4: I almost said though, went over to Jeffrey. Jeffrey, your headline,

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Speaker 4: Florida man arrested for calling nine to one one after

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Speaker 4: his kitten was denied entry into a strip club. Is

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Speaker 4: that a real headline? Didn't you make that up?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to see any naked ladies. It's my cat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone in that would be so excited, would be

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Speaker 3: so happy.

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Speaker 1: I think for sure a Florida guy was upset that

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Speaker 1: his cat couldn't get in.

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Speaker 2: That's a real story. Jeff says, that's real. That is yeah,

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Speaker 2: real headline. All right, we're on around number two.

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Speaker 4: Alexis, seventy six year old Florida woman was kicked out

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Speaker 4: of KFC and arrested for breastfeeding her forty two year

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Speaker 4: old on in public. Is that a real headline or

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Speaker 4: did we make that up?

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Speaker 2: This is going to be broke who doesn't let her

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Speaker 2: kids be in?

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Speaker 4: Right now?

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Speaker 2: Alexis said, that's real. That is a real headline.

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Speaker 4: Looking forward to this, alright, not your headline here. Florida

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Speaker 4: man gets pulled over, Police find thirty eyeballs stuffed up

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Speaker 4: his button. Is that a real headline or fake?

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Speaker 3: That is not a.

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Speaker 2: Real headline, James.

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Speaker 3: No, there's a lot of glass eyeballs out there.

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Speaker 2: Or are they real or googly?

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Speaker 3: Maybe he just wanted to see what's up there, take

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Speaker 3: a peek.

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Speaker 2: Let's just say it's real. Gone to Hose says that's real.

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Speaker 2: It is. I refuse to elaborate more. Run a Jeffrey,

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Speaker 2: details than that.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey, here's your headline. Florida man's getaway foiled by GPS

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Speaker 4: accidentally navigates straight to the police station.

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Speaker 2: Is that a real headliner? Made up?

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Speaker 3: I feel like that we've reported on this in laser stories.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, Well only because it's Florida. I'm saying it's real.

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Speaker 2: Jeff We said that's real.

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Speaker 4: That is that's made up, which means we go to

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Speaker 4: sudden death. Alexis Alexi. You get this right, you win,

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Speaker 4: you get it wrong, Jose wins. Here's your headline. Florida

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Speaker 4: man steals gumball machine, gets caught trying to sell gumballs

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Speaker 4: on Facebook a real headline, and we make that up

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Speaker 4: on a piece.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I feel like going on Facebook too much effort for

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Speaker 3: a Florida man.

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Speaker 4: I feel like he'd go outside like a kid's school

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Speaker 4: and try to sell them there, you know, like that.

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Speaker 3: So I'm going to say it's not true.

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Speaker 2: Jay Alexi says that's made up. That is a real headline,

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Speaker 2: and that means, Jose, you've won today's edition up Plentium

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Speaker 2: twenty all right.

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Speaker 3: I'm more concerned about the people who bought the gumballs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're not getting your gumballs from Facebook marketplace,

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Speaker 4: you're missing give.

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Speaker 2: Me your house.

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Speaker 1: Well, Jose, you get to choose who gets shocked. They're

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Speaker 1: gonna be singing no Scrubs by TLC. So who's it

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Speaker 1: gonna be.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's because it's her favorite. I gotta choose broke.

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Speaker 3: Okay, No, I don't one. No scrub.

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Speaker 1: Scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.

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Speaker 1: That's your shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 1: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.