Speaker 1: Are we recording?
Speaker 2: I think so. The MIC's in your face though, now better.
Speaker 1: Jew Hey buddy, I had it just fine.
Speaker 2: The video was covering your face.
Speaker 1: Well that's why I went like this, and it's not
Speaker 1: covering my face.
Speaker 2: So now now really carefully look at the microphone. Look
Speaker 2: at it, ew it's so Look at how dirty it is.
Speaker 2: It's so disgusting. Look all didn't give you new ones
Speaker 2: when you move. These microphones were brought up from from
Speaker 2: the old studio. Don't touch that gook.
Speaker 1: It's not gook. I think it's as.
Speaker 2: Look look at the gross Holy crap. If you're here,
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 1: How are we gonna know which chair is mine?
Speaker 2: This one is your, it's this one. I know wh's
Speaker 2: this one because this is my chair I did. I
Speaker 2: did that on purpose. He had to borrow otherwise he'd
Speaker 2: be too short. That chair short. Hi Diamond, we haven't
Speaker 2: really even started yet. Welcome to bull Chat. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a bull Chat episode.
Speaker 1: And you don't want to have me on?
Speaker 2: Are you serious? I didn't say I don't want to
Speaker 2: have you on. You know what, I'm not even gonna
Speaker 2: I'm not even going to dignify you with any type.
Speaker 2: Nobody can hear you. There's no microphone back there. What
Speaker 2: are you doing? Why? Because the background so ugly?
Speaker 1: You're ugly?
Speaker 2: Look at that? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I fucking hate?
Speaker 2: Hey, yes, we don't do that. Oh, you don't curse
Speaker 2: since when we try not to. Don't cut me out.
Speaker 2: Welcome to bull chat, motherfuckers. Hey can we start over? No?
Speaker 2: All right? Well hey, this is another one that's almost
Speaker 2: live because today is Tuesday, February fifteenth, a day after
Speaker 2: Saint Valentine's.
Speaker 1: I look so short compared to you.
Speaker 2: Well, put your chair up. I can't, Yes, you can,
Speaker 2: I can, Yes, I'll handle stand up there you go,
Speaker 2: Look at you?
Speaker 1: Who to the now? I'm too tall?
Speaker 2: Jones?
Speaker 1: Who too tall? Jones? What did they sing? No?
Speaker 2: It was a football player or something too tall Jones?
Speaker 2: Was sports sports somebody or other? Right, Matt Burn it
Speaker 2: was a sports guy.
Speaker 1: Yes, sports guy. I like this set up with these
Speaker 1: these are fun.
Speaker 2: I agree with you. It feels very much like a.
Speaker 1: Like a like a podcast podcast net what with this?
Speaker 2: But for our YouTube viewers, we need some background. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just obnoxious.
Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, this this is kind of the setup
Speaker 1: on the videos that I see of people promoting their podcasts.
Speaker 1: It always has the arms like this, and then they
Speaker 1: dish out like the stupidest advice of all time?
Speaker 2: Did you see that one YouTuber?
Speaker 1: Not YouTuber, but there was one guy on a podcast,
Speaker 1: which of course there's always guys on the title podcast,
Speaker 1: well this one. It's like, there's like a whole subsection
Speaker 1: of just finance bros on like podcasts right now, who
Speaker 1: are like, yo, if you don't have a Lamborghini by
Speaker 1: the time you're thirty, failing at life, bro, And it's like, what, wow, a.
Speaker 2: Lamberghi because they have a Lamborghinio exactly.
Speaker 1: And also not to say it, but like they did
Speaker 1: a deep dive because the internet will always deep dive
Speaker 1: if you make claims like that. And his family is
Speaker 1: like beyond loaded and he inherited like a financed thing
Speaker 1: from his dad, So like, shut your mouth. I don't
Speaker 1: need a Lamborghini by the time I'm thirty.
Speaker 2: To ask you a question, what would you even want
Speaker 2: a lamberge Oh? I don't either. Those guys are such douchebags.
Speaker 1: Such douchebags. I don't find a car equates to any time.
Speaker 1: Like I don't get that whole subsection of like, I
Speaker 1: need a fast car.
Speaker 2: Where am I going? All right, Chase Tracy Chapman, Oh
Speaker 2: you need ask I'll get a very good maybe hill.
Speaker 1: And then a couple of years ago they made that
Speaker 1: dance remix to it, and everybody was like, you know it, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: But then I listened to the original. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is super depressing. How do they make this a dance song?
Speaker 1: Because you're listening to and it's like ride with me,
Speaker 1: go in, We'll go in. You have a car, And
Speaker 1: then you're like, oh, this is good. And then you
Speaker 1: listen to the real one and it's like, oh, she.
Speaker 2: Is yeah, but anytime she needs to leave home, anytime
Speaker 2: a Lamborghini passes me, I'm like, dude.
Speaker 1: You're in the same traffic I am. We're both sitting
Speaker 1: in front of a shop right with your Lamborghini.
Speaker 2: You look like an idiot at the shop right with
Speaker 2: your Lamborghini.
Speaker 1: Okay, so listen, do you get whatever car you want.
Speaker 1: But I think equating cars to wealth is a very
Speaker 1: stupid thing. I don't find that to be any type
Speaker 1: of indicator of wealth because half the time these people
Speaker 1: have rented items and they don't tell you that or
Speaker 1: they're in massive credit card debt exactly. And let me
Speaker 1: tell you that when it comes to half the guests
Speaker 1: or people that you see on television, all their stuff,
Speaker 1: gotta tell you it's rented. Everything is rented, from the
Speaker 1: apartments to the jewelry they're wearing, to the clothes they
Speaker 1: have on their backs, it's all rented. It's not actually real.
Speaker 1: Very few people actually own those things. So it's very
Speaker 1: important that you understand that before you compare yourself in
Speaker 1: any way, shape or form to these people.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've got nothing to show you, but I
Speaker 2: have no credit card.
Speaker 1: Debt, and that's the bigges accomplishment.
Speaker 2: I have no twenty thousand dollars watch or you know,
Speaker 2: expensive car. Nothing.
Speaker 1: I'd rather have zero credit card debt than be in
Speaker 1: massive amounts of debt. But oh, I fly on a
Speaker 1: private plane to go to Miami. You don't need to
Speaker 1: get to Miami on a private plane. You can fly United.
Speaker 1: It's just as good. Yeah, economy plus seats. Just saying okay,
Speaker 1: so speaking of economy seats, right, they've shrunk them to
Speaker 1: this point. Where do they expect me to be like
Speaker 1: a smurf? I am not smurf sized so why are
Speaker 1: you giving me leg room that is this big?
Speaker 2: Well, so they can pack more people in and make
Speaker 2: more money. That's how it works, Andrew. You still have
Speaker 2: three seats in the row, right, but they're able to
Speaker 2: move seats rows of three forward debt. It's terrible they
Speaker 2: put more in.
Speaker 1: It's so you can't sit in a basic economy seat anymore.
Speaker 2: Once in a while they will quietly take up the
Speaker 2: seats and move them forward an inch or two or
Speaker 2: three until they can pack one extra row in and
Speaker 2: make more money.
Speaker 1: It's insane. And the overhead bins, they finally I feel,
Speaker 1: got the overhead bin shape right.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they're different on every p They're very wide. Now.
Speaker 1: The newer planes have wider overhead.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See we're going we're taking a flight on Saturday,
Speaker 2: and I have carry on that fit on some planes
Speaker 2: but not on others. Yeah, you know, I don't know
Speaker 2: what to help. I guess I could research what a
Speaker 2: plane I'm on, but I don't need to do all that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just got a piece of luggage because I was
Speaker 1: carrying around a Duffel bag for years and then I realized,
Speaker 1: like this is not convenient and it's terrible. So I
Speaker 1: got a nice piece of luggage.
Speaker 2: W tooth hurts.
Speaker 1: You have a caffety, I.
Speaker 2: Gotta stop at Coohl's on the way home and pick
Speaker 2: up a suitcase because the ones I have just are
Speaker 2: old and jankity.
Speaker 1: I just got a new one for Christmas thanks to
Speaker 1: my sister and her husband. And yeah, I did a
Speaker 1: lot of research into it, and has skateboard wheels, so
Speaker 1: if you ever want to, you could swap them out.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, like roller skate wheels.
Speaker 1: No, like skateboard wheels. They're thicker, and it's multidirectional too,
Speaker 1: so you could just like they swivel. It's honestly, it's
Speaker 1: a Floyd luggage piece. I investigated this four months.
Speaker 2: I mean there's some ball bearings in there, you know
Speaker 2: what the screws no go on anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I also hate checking bags in at
Speaker 1: the airport too. Why I just hate checking a bag.
Speaker 1: I just I find the whole process of waiting for
Speaker 1: a luggage to be such a hindrance to my travel experience.
Speaker 1: So I purposely am like, ugh, I want to stay home.
Speaker 2: There's a slight delay with the video.
Speaker 1: There always was, really, yes, Oh and that's why I
Speaker 1: match it up perfectly when it's on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Oh perfect. Yeah, not the one I watched last night.
Speaker 2: It was a little tat off. You were right, I wasn't.
Speaker 2: It was one of the older ones when we were
Speaker 2: on split screen in the old studio. I don't know
Speaker 2: why that went automatically popped up. I just went to
Speaker 2: YouTube and it was called Mustard and Squish mellows and
Speaker 2: it was the first time we ever had a bowl
Speaker 2: Chat theme song. I don't know why it was there,
Speaker 2: but it was. You know what, At some point, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go back and just watch all of them. It's fine,
Speaker 2: you know, I've seen a lot of them. But I
Speaker 2: wonder if we're at a thousand yet. I like to relive.
Speaker 1: Let's check.
Speaker 2: Speaking of a thousand, that's what we're talking about on YouTube.
Speaker 2: So if you don't follow us on YouTube or subscribe
Speaker 2: to us, so sorry, please do that, because I think
Speaker 2: we're just about at one thousand. What are we ad?
Speaker 2: Nine hundred and ninety nine? We reached it, Yeah, we
Speaker 2: did it. What does that mean? Now we're at one thousand?
Speaker 2: Now we could get monetized. But do they check to
Speaker 2: make sure all one thousand people are real? People.
Speaker 1: I mean if Instagram doesn't and Twitter doesn't, then we're fine.
Speaker 2: Look it says one k we did it. Do we
Speaker 2: get some kind of trophy?
Speaker 1: No, that's one hundred thousand. Oh so that's for you know,
Speaker 1: the next ninety nine thousand that follow us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who knows. Maybe we're just I feel we're on
Speaker 1: We're on the cusp of a really big influencer being like, wow,
Speaker 1: these guys have really put four years of effort into
Speaker 1: like getting all these serials.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the time in podcast magazine when we
Speaker 2: were the like number one under the radar podcast and
Speaker 2: we were like the one to watch. Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 1: Maybe we should get a publicist or something. And then
Speaker 1: whenever they had a for a long time. But this way,
Speaker 1: if there's ever like a serial segment.
Speaker 2: Good for a long time, well it costs like a.
Speaker 1: Couple hundred bucks for their time. Why Well, because it's
Speaker 1: not free.
Speaker 2: But we know people at ABC or at some of
Speaker 2: these channels.
Speaker 1: Why don't you know them? Why don't you get in
Speaker 1: contact with them? Then?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they know that we're serial people.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, why don't you say we're open to interviews.
Speaker 2: You know what, our friend Glenn from Virgils and car Mines, Okay,
Speaker 2: he's very good friends with the people on Good Morning America.
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna like put it in his ear
Speaker 2: hole that, you know, just to put it out there
Speaker 2: to them that if they ever need a serial expert
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, yeah, reach out to us.
Speaker 1: We're lifestyle or serial experts. I don't know about lifestyle, well,
Speaker 1: lifestyle morning breakfast. Yeah, that's my morning breakfast experts.
Speaker 2: We are part of your complete breakfast.
Speaker 1: Oho.
Speaker 2: So anyway you're doing, are you going anywhere next week? No,
Speaker 2: you're not.
Speaker 1: I'm home. I'm actually very excited. I was maybe going
Speaker 1: to go to Hawaii because Josh is going to Hawaii, and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh yeah, just come and Jake's going to.
Speaker 2: It's so easy is to just come to Hawaii.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it was one of those where it's
Speaker 1: like you just book your flight and then he has
Speaker 1: a hotel and he's hanging out with Jake too. So
Speaker 1: I love Jake, me too, Jake and I really wanted
Speaker 1: to go, but then as it was getting closer, I
Speaker 1: was just like, I think I just need a week
Speaker 1: of just myself and alone time and just doing nothing.
Speaker 2: Plus those flights have to be every bit of fifteen
Speaker 2: hundred dollars or more. No, it was actually under a
Speaker 2: thousand round trip. Yeah wow.
Speaker 1: And so I really thought about it and I was
Speaker 1: gonna go, but then I got a couple of things scheduled,
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna hang out at home.
Speaker 2: Top of my lip, I think is cracked. Also, I
Speaker 2: need some boll.
Speaker 1: That happened to me. I have this weird thing, and
Speaker 1: maybe someone who's watching could tell me. I don't know
Speaker 1: why my lips go like full reptile chameleon where like randomly,
Speaker 1: and it's happened more and more frequently lately, and I
Speaker 1: don't know why it's happening.
Speaker 2: Comma comma karma.
Speaker 1: I'm very confused and also a little bit alarmed. So
Speaker 1: if anybody knows, please tell me.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean it's the wintertime, so that happens. My
Speaker 2: hand's getting incredibly dry and cracked.
Speaker 1: I have nosebleeds too.
Speaker 2: I need some Aqua four.
Speaker 1: I was on the train the other day and I'm
Speaker 1: all of a sudden because I could feel when I
Speaker 1: get a nosebleed, and I'm like, uh oh, not now,
Speaker 1: please not now. So I went like this just to
Speaker 1: check and then blood and then the next thing I know,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh God. So I keep going like.
Speaker 2: This is your wipe it on the dude next to you.
Speaker 1: I keep going like that, and then I just put
Speaker 1: my head back and a woman from across the way goes,
Speaker 1: I think you need these.
Speaker 2: Oh that was very sweet. I was gonna say so sweet.
Speaker 2: Susceptible to nosebleades, you would think that you'd carry tissues
Speaker 2: around with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I should. I mean I now carry
Speaker 1: saline spray this way.
Speaker 2: I keep those.
Speaker 1: Well, it's if you keep your passages moist, then you'll
Speaker 1: be okay.
Speaker 2: Passages.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, I always have a dog poop bag in my pocket,
Speaker 2: so if God forbid I ever need to blow my
Speaker 2: nose or stop a noseblade, at least I have some plastic.
Speaker 1: Or it'll look like you're like suffocating yourself when you
Speaker 1: have a bag.
Speaker 2: Oh, I gotta look like you're vomiting. Eh. Well, anyway,
Speaker 2: I was very bloody.
Speaker 1: It was very bad. But thank you to that woman
Speaker 1: on the train. You were so so kind because I
Speaker 1: should carry tissues.
Speaker 2: Can you donate your nose blood?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Why is it different than your arm blood?
Speaker 1: No, because imagine if you went to go give blood
Speaker 1: and they were like, all right, you're here for the
Speaker 1: Red Cross, how would they drain it.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying if you went into the you know,
Speaker 2: the blood place, and you had a bloody nose. If
Speaker 2: you just have any driving and there's the blood place
Speaker 2: and you just run in and go, yeah, it takes
Speaker 2: to take you. It's not a faucet. Yeah, some people
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Well it's not as much as you think too, Like
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It can't fill up a whole bag. And
Speaker 1: if it could, then you got bigger issues. You're right,
Speaker 1: you're right, But it'd been more frequent and I'm not
Speaker 1: a fan of it. And also my lips keep cracking,
Speaker 1: and God.
Speaker 2: Bless you should get it quarterized.
Speaker 1: I thought about it because in the winter especially I
Speaker 1: get them sometimes with like a couple times a week.
Speaker 2: I've had a couple of bloody boogers this week. So
Speaker 2: just so you know, also, and we apologize in events,
Speaker 2: there will be no ball chat next week. We are
Speaker 2: going to take one vacation day if you don't mind.
Speaker 1: But we will have serial Killers on Monday and the
Speaker 1: following Monday, So.
Speaker 2: I mean you're going to be home. Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have Wi Fi. I mean we could.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I totally will. We'll see or I'll
Speaker 1: just come in and I'll do it myself.
Speaker 2: I'll do it, right. I guess why don't you do that?
Speaker 2: I love when you do that. You did that other
Speaker 2: one with our friend Jason.
Speaker 1: Yea, do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll do that.
Speaker 1: No you won't, Yeah, I will. I will be here
Speaker 1: Nick and I will do a bull chat. I want
Speaker 1: to listen to it. Great, I'm going to Nick and
Speaker 1: I will do a bull chat.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna text Nick now and just te let him know.
Speaker 1: Next Wednesday, we're gonna do a bull chat together.
Speaker 2: Our friend Nick.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be out in the ocean somewhere, but I'll
Speaker 2: be listening to it. Sure, I'm just gonna be swimming
Speaker 2: in the ocean next week.
Speaker 1: We aren't doing a bull chat, okay. For serial killers.
Speaker 2: I need to figure out how to use this board
Speaker 2: because if we ever want to take phone calls like
Speaker 2: that and put it on here, I don't even think
Speaker 2: this thing works yet.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I don't mind using my Superman box,
Speaker 1: but because I could.
Speaker 2: Just plug Oh my god, you know what I could do?
Speaker 1: No, I could get my Superman box and then just
Speaker 1: take the things instead of taking my mics out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could just plug them in here, right, and that's it,
Speaker 1: and then it records into here.
Speaker 2: But you have to have it suspend it in the air.
Speaker 1: No, I have my own cables for the Superman box.
Speaker 1: This into the box.
Speaker 2: Oh I see, yeah, and then.
Speaker 1: This is That would actually be so great because the
Speaker 1: worst part is setting up the mic stands.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 1: I hate setting up mike stands. I hate it. They're heavy,
Speaker 1: it's annoying. I hate it.
Speaker 2: Should we take a break, Yeah, what do we play?
Speaker 1: We'll be back.
Speaker 2: Boo right after this and we're back. That wasn't a
Speaker 2: big enough hole, Andrew, You're never gonna find it. Look
Speaker 2: fourteen thirty two, How small it is? Whatever?
Speaker 1: I could see it.
Speaker 2: Just remember when Columbus sell The Ocean Blue.
Speaker 1: Fourteen ninety two. Yeah, well there is no time of
Speaker 1: ninety two.
Speaker 2: Well there kind of is that would be like fifteen thirty.
Speaker 1: Well it's not. Now you're trying to trip me up,
Speaker 1: but it was really like fourteen thirty something.
Speaker 2: Whatever. What else is going on friend any interesting stories.
Speaker 2: Have you done anything fun or.
Speaker 1: I went to a WWE match on Monday. Oh, it
Speaker 1: was so much fun. I sat front row. Thank you
Speaker 1: to our friends over at the WWE who sent me
Speaker 1: it was awesome. Sitting the front row was incredible.
Speaker 2: It's not my jam anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, it doesn't need to be. It's just
Speaker 1: the thrill watching people get well, I will say, sitting
Speaker 1: in front row, you do kind of see the be up.
Speaker 1: Maybe some of the scripted portions a little bit better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there were many moments where I was just kind of
Speaker 1: like they would go.
Speaker 2: To hit and it would be like, sure they stopped.
Speaker 2: If they stopped, the mask, great, they make it, but
Speaker 2: it was it's just too much of a show. Now.
Speaker 2: Back in the day, when they would just cut their
Speaker 2: foreheads with razor blades, that was the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, more violence.
Speaker 2: Well, no, that because if I went like this and
Speaker 2: you would go, oh and you had a razor blade
Speaker 2: and had you cut your forehead and then you'd be bleeding,
Speaker 2: you know, that's what they do.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that, like I feel like I'd be
Speaker 1: an idiot though and accidentally go too.
Speaker 2: Too much and it would be like I'm woozy. I
Speaker 2: don't know, but those are those are the days man
Speaker 2: Junkyard Dog and heck Saw, Jim Duggan and you know
Speaker 2: Brutus the barber, beef Cake and George the animals steal.
Speaker 1: You don't remember any of these people? No, really, not
Speaker 1: one of those names. Not one, mister wonderful well, mister
Speaker 1: wonderful sounds it. No, not the one from Shark Tank. Okay,
Speaker 1: Bobby Heenan the Mouth of the South, Mouth of the South.
Speaker 2: I've heard he was up here, remember with the megaphone? Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: all right, Ted Dibiazzi, Yeah, none of these people. Nikolay Volkov, Yeah,
Speaker 2: iron chic, iron chic. Nothing. You don't know any of
Speaker 2: the stuff.
Speaker 1: Nothing. Sorry, wow, I apologize.
Speaker 2: Huh the British Bulldogs.
Speaker 1: No, none of this, none of it.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's like it's like mid to late eighties
Speaker 2: all that.
Speaker 1: So why would I know any of it?
Speaker 2: I mean, you know Randy Macho man Savage. Yeah, he's dead,
Speaker 2: Yeah he is.
Speaker 1: I love when you preface things like that, Hey, do
Speaker 1: rebel this, they died.
Speaker 2: Snap it to a slim jym man.
Speaker 1: I've never had a slim jym not a damn give
Speaker 1: it a bite. That was I'm gonna die, I'm infected.
Speaker 1: It's over.
Speaker 2: Andrew just smacked his nose into the filthy ass microphone.
Speaker 1: The pond scum mic like who like who talked into
Speaker 1: that to make it look like that. I don't. I
Speaker 1: think these were used for like remote broadcasts because this
Speaker 1: is rusty.
Speaker 2: No, they came from other studios. These are not hours.
Speaker 2: They came from other studios. And there is clean Yes,
Speaker 2: I requested a clean mic.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I'm glad you get the nice stuff. I
Speaker 1: get the diseased mic.
Speaker 2: I mean it makes me nauseous to look at even
Speaker 2: that bike. Yeah. So you had fun at WWE.
Speaker 1: That was a lot of fun and I would like
Speaker 1: to go back when they do a SmackDown.
Speaker 2: Okay. So I'm at the stage now where my children
Speaker 2: are of age that they want to go see concerts
Speaker 2: all the time. You know. My older one is like,
Speaker 2: can you get me tickets for Sizza? Can you get
Speaker 2: me tickets for this? And the Cooper's like, can you
Speaker 2: get me tickets for Jacks? And they like, they want
Speaker 2: they want tickets to all these shows. Now, forget about
Speaker 2: Taylor's to Beyonce. They want to go to that too.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, do you have any No, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: They don't really understand. They just think it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: Ticketmaster up in here, what do you need? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: it's not like that. It's not It used to be
Speaker 2: like that. Like when we used to do all the
Speaker 2: Jones Beach shows at Jones Beach in the in the
Speaker 2: mid to late nineties and even into the early two thousands,
Speaker 2: we would get stacks of tickets and they're just like, hey,
Speaker 2: you go give them out.
Speaker 1: Well. The thing is, I feel like in smaller markets
Speaker 1: they have access to go to any show they want,
Speaker 1: and then they look at us in New York and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, yeah, it must be the same there,
Speaker 1: if not better, And it's like no.
Speaker 2: Well, but also look at smaller markets. The shows that
Speaker 2: they're getting. They're not getting Taylor Swift, Lizzo. They're getting uh,
Speaker 2: you know, Baylor some quick someone else and Tizzo.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I mean they're getting like, uh, I can't even think.
Speaker 1: I mean, Taylor Swift is still doing in massive arena, they're.
Speaker 2: Noting ever clear and they can get as many people
Speaker 2: in there as they want.
Speaker 1: No, you know, and they have big arenas in a
Speaker 1: lot of these smaller cities.
Speaker 2: But you see, but you said small markets like smaller markets.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not talk I'm talking like Oshkosh.
Speaker 2: You know, they're not getting big acts there, but still.
Speaker 1: In like.
Speaker 2: Getting w consin they might be getting like the Blowfish.
Speaker 2: They're not getting Darius Rucker, They're just getting the rest
Speaker 2: of the band.
Speaker 1: But to confirm Oshkosh is in Wisconsin, I think, so okay,
Speaker 1: great because if anything, I feel like they're closest. That's Washington.
Speaker 1: Seattle is their closest city, right and then the other
Speaker 1: one I would say is probably Chicago. So Chicago is
Speaker 1: still a huge market. And if you told me right
Speaker 1: now that I could go see Taylor Swift front row
Speaker 1: in Chicago, i'd go right But in like maybe i'd
Speaker 1: go to Chicago.
Speaker 2: Oshkosh they're getting like, uh you know, like Gavin de
Speaker 2: Gras or something like that, and that's gonna be the
Speaker 2: big show in town. You know, I don't think I
Speaker 2: think I hear what you're saying. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Though, No, because again, like I said, they still get
Speaker 1: to go to these massive.
Speaker 2: No I get it arenas, but they have smaller Okay, like,
Speaker 2: for example, like Out by Me, they have Nyhow we.
Speaker 1: Don't even get offered you tickets to even go to
Speaker 1: the small shows here, even when Gavin de Grau is
Speaker 1: playing here. They don't come to us and say, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to go see They don't offer them to us.
Speaker 2: But it's probably easy for us to obtain those, you know,
Speaker 2: like they have they have smaller venues here that that
Speaker 2: it's easier for us to get tickets.
Speaker 1: We got to get in with the smaller venues with
Speaker 1: the bigger venues, and they got to start sending us places.
Speaker 1: Because I want to go see so many shows this summer.
Speaker 1: I want to go see ed Cheering. I would go
Speaker 1: see Taylor Swift. I want to go see Beyonce. I
Speaker 1: want to go see Metallica.
Speaker 2: Metallica.
Speaker 1: Yes, Metallica shows are the best. Would you go? No,
Speaker 1: Josh and I are going.
Speaker 2: I have a blast.
Speaker 1: You would have so much fun.
Speaker 2: That's smack down right there. I'm not going there.
Speaker 1: It was no. Oh, I can't do that, double satan wash.
Speaker 1: I have children.
Speaker 2: No, I just I always remember head Banger's Ball on MTV.
Speaker 2: You don't remember that? That was also? That was like
Speaker 2: freaking eighties. Yeah, heavy metal everything.
Speaker 1: Just never my thing, heavy metal everything thing. Mega Death, Yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Want to go see Mega Death. Are they still around?
Speaker 2: Are they dead too?
Speaker 1: No? Megadeth's alive.
Speaker 2: They should all be dead. They did so many drugs.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, Metallica's honestly puts on one of the
Speaker 1: best shows I've ever seen in my whole life.
Speaker 2: Did they sing the song at the bening? He goes
Speaker 2: that song because because our toilet sounds like that, there's
Speaker 2: a song that starts like that.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about down with the Sickness by Papa Roach? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, our toilet sounds like that.
Speaker 1: Yes, Papa Roach, down with the sickness.
Speaker 2: Yes, if you notice when you flush the toilet in there,
Speaker 2: that's what it sounds like at the very beginning. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, you're actually right, I know. Hold on, let
Speaker 2: me type this in pee. Oh hi, Papa Papa Roach,
Speaker 2: down with the Sickness. We don't have it, your kids.
Speaker 2: It's amazing that we don't have that song. And this
Speaker 2: is where it would be helpful. This place sucks.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I just asked Nick K, could you do
Speaker 1: bull chat? And he goes, wtf as a bull chat?
Speaker 2: Exactly? Scars love it? Please what's last's work?
Speaker 1: Disturbed?
Speaker 2: Sorr to Piecess might disturb, not Papa Roach. We probably
Speaker 2: have it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, folks, I know, I said Papa Roach, my bad.
Speaker 2: Land of confusion? What's it called? Oh? Here it is?
Speaker 1: I knew the song title, but not the artist.
Speaker 2: Is that at the very beginning?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you feel that it's gonna come up to the seconds?
Speaker 2: I hope, I'll believe we're gonna stop playing it.
Speaker 1: Can you like descrub?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I can. I just don't know where it's to.
Speaker 2: Oh here, of course, right here?
Speaker 1: Eh you feel right where we just work?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's gonna be here then. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: that's what our toilet sounds like. As soon as you
Speaker 2: flush it, it sounds like that. Oh yes, You're never gonna
Speaker 2: be able to not hear that now. And you know
Speaker 2: for sure is because it's like a oh that's exactly.
Speaker 2: We need to bring a microphone in there and record
Speaker 2: it and then play them next to each other.
Speaker 1: I would, because that's what it sounds like. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: actually does. That's that's a very very accurate. That's super accurate.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So yes, And anyway, so I would like to go
Speaker 2: to the Jacks concert with Cooper I think you're going
Speaker 2: to make that happen because you totally could. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: a Jones Beach and that's a July show, and that'll
Speaker 2: be fun. I hope Ana del Ray goes on tour.
Speaker 2: I love Lonadel Ray. No they can. You can see
Speaker 2: her in Oshkosh. Why she's headlining there? Why? Because you
Speaker 2: know it's lesser artist than a small market.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. The second longest running female album of
Speaker 1: all times by her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but right now she could play the Iowa State Fair.
Speaker 1: Don't think so. No, if she comes back, I bet
Speaker 1: you she does a Radio City show and it will
Speaker 1: be packed. I cannot wait.
Speaker 2: That's why. I but Radio City is no MSG.
Speaker 1: You know, I actually prefer Radio City. I saw a
Speaker 1: little nas excident Radio City and it was perfect.
Speaker 2: I enjoy a smaller venue, even though Radio City is
Speaker 2: a huge compared to other city standards. I saw the
Speaker 2: best show there, probably almost of my life, at Radio
Speaker 2: City front Row. Yeah. It was Naughty by Nature and
Speaker 2: C and C Music Factory.
Speaker 1: That would be fun.
Speaker 2: It was spectacular. Naughty by Nature came out with a
Speaker 2: machete and I was scared.
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised. Yeah, I love radio City. It's a
Speaker 1: beautiful venue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen the Christmas Spectacular all these years,
Speaker 2: I've never seen it. Let's go this year at Radio
Speaker 2: City is also the place where I almost got beat
Speaker 2: up by Michael Jackson's security guard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, can you tell me the story boooooooooo after this?
Speaker 2: Sure, we'll be back right after this, Edward back. So yes,
Speaker 2: back to my Radio City story. So let me see
Speaker 2: if I can find the song in here. It was
Speaker 2: the MTV Video Music Awards, probably nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1: Was it the Lisa Marie Presley one were they made
Speaker 1: out on stage? No? But was it the moment where Lisa?
Speaker 1: Was it Courtney Love through the show at Madonna?
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I don't know. I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. But I just remember that it was.
Speaker 2: We were there setting up for the broadcast, and it
Speaker 2: was the day before, and I went inside the venue
Speaker 2: while they were soundchecking, and it was a closed sound check.
Speaker 2: I'm in the back, like in a seat, crouching down
Speaker 2: because Michael Jackson is on stage doing this the right version.
Speaker 2: That's terrible. Wow, that's not even how it starts. So
Speaker 2: it's really cool. Yeah, But so Michael Jackson was in there,
Speaker 2: and I'm sitting there with my video camera and I'm
Speaker 2: recording that, and all of a sudden, this huge dude
Speaker 2: makes his way over to me and he puts his
Speaker 2: hand on it and he's like, you can't be recording
Speaker 2: in here. And I'm like, oh my god, I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, you know, and I just I just
Speaker 2: scurried out. I have the tape somewhere. I gotta find
Speaker 2: it because that's actually pretty cool. That would actually be
Speaker 2: pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's dead and all, well, people are trying
Speaker 1: to cancel him, but I don't think it's gonna work.
Speaker 2: Still, they're trying to catch Yeah, there was a finding
Speaker 2: Neverland thing, yeah, but canceling wasn't even a thing then.
Speaker 1: It was a thing. You just kind of got blacklisted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But you know what, I think, since he's dead, it's
Speaker 1: hard with me. Like I get if somebody not okay,
Speaker 1: but I mean it's hard with music because like Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson's catalog is so big, Like even your kids know
Speaker 1: who Michael Jackson is, and you can't. It's hard to say,
Speaker 1: like an R. Kelly song he had Ignition outside of Ignition. Really, like,
Speaker 1: if I don't have to hear Ignition at a party,
Speaker 1: it's fine. But if I can't hear beat It or
Speaker 1: Thriller or any of Michael Jackson's other hits, like, that's
Speaker 1: hard to actively avoid it. You'll just have to hear
Speaker 1: a pretty young thing, Oh my god, that's one of
Speaker 1: my favorites.
Speaker 2: Have to hear eat It instead, or the Serial Killer's
Speaker 2: theme song. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you really You really
Speaker 2: can't just erase all of his music, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, I agree with that. I think it's it's
Speaker 1: hard where I get it, Like you, you don't want
Speaker 1: to be doing a bad thing, but at the same time,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like music kind of transcends. I don't know.
Speaker 2: God, I haven't heard this in so long.
Speaker 1: Weird Alic's funny, he is.
Speaker 2: Although I mentioned that I did not like that movie, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want No, Don't want No Raisin Brands. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: how did I get it right there?
Speaker 1: Because you probably like obsessed over it and I did not.
Speaker 2: Even two minutes and fifteen I did not even know
Speaker 2: and watch this party trick. I did not even know
Speaker 2: that that was in that song.
Speaker 1: We should just copy then make that our new I.
Speaker 2: Should Oh my god, what yeah, you know the song
Speaker 2: I love Rocky Road. Oh that's funny, I love Rocky Road.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's fun.
Speaker 2: Anyway, you have to go right, three more minutes. So
Speaker 2: yes again, So we're going away next week. And unless
Speaker 2: you have kids that are teenagers and tweens and young teenagers,
Speaker 2: you have no idea what it's like. It's like, okay, guys,
Speaker 2: we're leaving. Yeah, and we have to pack. Okay, phone phone, phone, phone, phone, phone,
Speaker 2: Instagram ha ha, snapchat. No, no, no, we have to
Speaker 2: pack TikTok. Oh look haha, TikTok got to do a dance.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, guys, seriously, we're running out of time
Speaker 2: and we have to okay, dad, and guess what they
Speaker 2: didn't pack? And so now it's my job to figure
Speaker 2: out what I need to bring for them. And first
Speaker 2: of all, they ordered you know the company Sheen, Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: so they order stuff from them. And right now, it
Speaker 2: literally just said a little while ago departed from China.
Speaker 2: You think it's getting here by Friday?
Speaker 1: I will say, shipping koozies depends on how If it's
Speaker 1: by air, you stand a chance if it's by s. Absolutely, Really,
Speaker 1: do you really think that they put their clothes on
Speaker 1: a barge you never know. I don't think there's companies
Speaker 1: that you order stuff online like clothing Wise, they put
Speaker 1: it on a barge you never know, in a storage
Speaker 1: container that.
Speaker 2: Falls off the scene.
Speaker 1: They call it fast fashion for a reason. By the
Speaker 1: time it gets here, it's out of fashion, and then
Speaker 1: they could sell it for even cheaper. I mean, the
Speaker 1: stuff pretty much is crap and it falls apart after
Speaker 1: you wear it once. But it's so cheap that it's fine,
Speaker 1: which is insane. But they also copy other people's designs
Speaker 1: too well, it's like their whole trademark.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's why you can get a bathing suit
Speaker 2: for three bucks.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. So did you get anything I ordered?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I ordered some shirts, so I don't know, we'll
Speaker 2: see you. I didn't order bathing swits and stuff. I
Speaker 2: just saw, Oh, this is a nice top, you know,
Speaker 2: so I ordered. I ordered two shirts.
Speaker 1: Is it a tube top?
Speaker 2: No, it's not a tube top. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I can get into it anymore, because you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm starting to chunk up again. Here we go. I
Speaker 2: was down to one eighty four and this morning I
Speaker 2: was one ninety two. So I think you may have
Speaker 2: to give me some envelopes again. Oh okay, you know
Speaker 2: I want to know what happens if I get back
Speaker 2: to two hundred or back down to one eighty.
Speaker 1: Okay, we could we could play that game.
Speaker 2: Those should be the goals, because I want to get
Speaker 2: back down to one eighty. Oh wow, I don't think
Speaker 2: I've been in forever. Okay, what are you picking off
Speaker 2: your I have a callous You're so gross? Is that
Speaker 2: a callous? No? It's gross.
Speaker 1: No, what is that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not looking at it.
Speaker 1: It's because I've been lifting weights.
Speaker 2: Yeah I have. Okay, I go to the gym. I
Speaker 2: go to the gym three to four days a week.
Speaker 1: Sow do you know they torture me? There? Go and
Speaker 1: I go with Josh. And let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: I've never lifted weights in my life. I hate lifting weights.
Speaker 1: I still hate lifting weights. You're gonna mess your elbow up. No,
Speaker 1: it's well, you do a different muscle group every day.
Speaker 1: I've never been to false. You could start at any time, I.
Speaker 2: Know, but lifting weights is that's hard, man.
Speaker 1: It's better for you though, okay, it's been great. I'm
Speaker 1: I have to say, I hate working out, but I
Speaker 1: appreciate working out. Listen your outside appearances and everything, because
Speaker 1: under this what is that?
Speaker 2: What is this my flab?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your little lean chicken cutlet arm.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have old brittle man body.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, let me cut this. Oh I broke my fingers,
Speaker 2: my hip. Yeah, better to build muscle. Once you break
Speaker 2: your hip, it's over. You're going for weight loss. So
Speaker 2: this way you could be the frail old man with
Speaker 2: your little walker, whereas you should be trying to build
Speaker 2: some muscle. I would like to get a little beef
Speaker 2: up here.
Speaker 1: You don't even have to be beefy. Okay, but I
Speaker 1: ride my bike. I got thick ankles, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I run and walk a ton. So then my thisycles?
Speaker 1: What is this called calf?
Speaker 2: My calf? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like feel that?
Speaker 2: No, feel that. I don't want to touch your dirty jeans.
Speaker 2: Oh please, whe's the last time you watch fil jeans? Well,
Speaker 2: you're also flexing right now. No, that's literally how my
Speaker 2: foot might that's a flex.
Speaker 1: That's not a flex.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Even you're tough up there too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you see being surprised. See, yeah, I mean you can
Speaker 2: kill me, There's no doubt about it. I think I
Speaker 2: tried to fight you that one time and you hurt
Speaker 2: me bad and you didn't even do much.
Speaker 1: People doubt my skills. But let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: If I'm pissed off enough, I think it would be bad.
Speaker 1: Nick actually said that.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna have a little contest. If you can
Speaker 2: go back and listen to this podcast and count how
Speaker 2: many times Andrews said, let me tell you something, I
Speaker 2: will send you a T shirt. Oh fun, Yeah, let
Speaker 2: me tell you something that's a good idea. No, because
Speaker 2: we're gonna get like a five hundred people giving me
Speaker 2: numbers and I'm not counting, So I just have to
Speaker 2: take your word for it. Jklol, buy what I know
Speaker 2: you said? Just kidding, laughing out loud. Bye. But why
Speaker 2: because this episode's over? Oh ty s M. Do you
Speaker 2: know that now in school kids can write like that
Speaker 2: in essays and stuff. Now the teachers do not take.
Speaker 1: Off for it. That makes me furious it should That's insane. No,
Speaker 1: that can't be true.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was talking to one of my child's tea
Speaker 2: and they said, yeah, they tell us that it doesn't
Speaker 2: matter anymore. Grammar doesn't matter, spelling doesn't matter, punctuation doesn't matter,
Speaker 2: Like Cooper, are right. I went to the store and
Speaker 2: the I will be lowercase. I'm like, dude, you have
Speaker 2: to capitalize that. And the teacher's like, no, we don't
Speaker 2: penalize for that anymore. And he said the kids even
Speaker 2: sometimes will write lol in a in a in an
Speaker 2: essay and we just leave it. Let me tell you,
Speaker 2: don't even circle it and red.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I am gonna be we're
Speaker 1: getting in turns back. I am going to make it
Speaker 1: a point that if you come at me with that no,
Speaker 1: that'll like I can't do that. I don't think that
Speaker 1: you should just talk and daily speak and text speak.
Speaker 1: You should never speak like that you just did. But
Speaker 1: as a joke, I would never write to you in
Speaker 1: an actual email, like a formal email with somebody. I
Speaker 1: would never be like, hey, Scott, do you have this lol?
Speaker 2: Yeah, But there are times where I'll be like, you know, hey, Diamond,
Speaker 2: I just fell off my chair and broke my ass
Speaker 2: and she'll just say lol.
Speaker 1: But see again, that's texting, that's for that's casual, formal
Speaker 1: conversation with someone which essays are or should be.
Speaker 2: That's extremely saying. Shouldn't you just go ah because that's
Speaker 2: what that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Well, we could get into this, but I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do that because I have to go.
Speaker 2: Oh. Okay, but I.
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Speaker 2: Now we're not. It's such as automatic.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is really. I'm gonna go check the YouTube
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Speaker 1: you gonna go to the bathroom first? No?
Speaker 2: I think you should oh to go here? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think she should go to the bathroom first. Hold on,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna flush. We have to record it, all right, excited?
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Speaker 2: Oh that's right, Andrew was gonna do it. There will
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Speaker 1: I will either do it with I don't know, my sister.
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