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Speaker 2: Arnold. Is that audio from this weekend? Get back? Arnold's

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Speaker 2: here on a Monday because I told him it's such

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Speaker 1: That's right. He was like, I got your coach, I'll

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Speaker 1: come in. I'll come in. He came in a little

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Speaker 2: Shadu or Sanders. He says, what the line? Yeah you

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Speaker 2: think that? Uh what's that guy's name? Uh? Uh Rayola?

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Speaker 2: Dylan Rayola? Yeah, he said, Dylan Rayla? How many times

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Speaker 2: he get touched? How many times I get touched? You

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Speaker 2: it so it didn't seem like he was totally calling

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Speaker 2: Dion ain't putting up with you guys letting them touch

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Speaker 2: me in my watch. Look at the watch gold chain.

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Speaker 1: Did you see your boy the Titans already fighting. Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: Simmons said, what we got to do is just get

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Speaker 2: They were dogs and the Lincoln's are good. That quarterback

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Speaker 1: That's what they're saying is Patty Mahomes two point zero, badass.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Lincoln. Who roh eat some corn?

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Speaker 2: You guys coron eaters didn't win though, No they did.

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Speaker 1: Like if you go, if you look at him, he

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Speaker 2: Man, all right, we're gonna do lot. We oh the

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Speaker 2: one shoot three sore losers, Arnold say it losers? What up?

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Speaker 1: Everybody? I am lunchbox I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 2: Monday's life is hard forty hours a week, nine days,

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Speaker 2: I'll take over. What up you'll have sison. I'm from

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Speaker 1: No, he's lost his damn mind. Ray. Wake up Saturday

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Speaker 2: Talk one up, y'all. It's lunch with real sweet tea.

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Speaker 2: Dude, they got Prime.

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Speaker 2: Also rich parents, they're bringing food and drinks.

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Speaker 1: You sign up. There's a sign up sheet that ate

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Speaker 2: Hey dad, I'm hungry. Well we'll eat later on if

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Speaker 2: subway is still open. Kids nowadays, Man, you're getting your snacks.

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Speaker 2: It's smart. You get the electrolytes, you're getting the potassium.

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Speaker 2: It's great that kids are doing this, but wish it

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Speaker 1: So he's like Dad, let me open it. Let me

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Speaker 2: Well, wait, it may explode like a vall. Girl, you

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Speaker 2: can't say volcano, that's right.

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Speaker 1: So he opens it up, coach, and I'm.

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Speaker 2: Not drinking a Michelo ball.

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Speaker 1: He goes, no, Dad, this is the best drink I've

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Speaker 2: We need to message him.

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Speaker 1: He goes, it is so good. I was like, let

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Speaker 2: And goes, Dad, well did he run faster?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go play with him. Hide my prime And

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Speaker 2: That's your house, that's annoint. So wear are my pants?

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Speaker 1: He hides the well, I'm up there when he goes

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Speaker 1: box must have hit it again.

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Speaker 2: Right, But you're authoritarian. Culture should have an effect even

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Speaker 2: just like Dion Sanders Prime, You're right, did I lead

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Speaker 2: you to that story talking about Prime?

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Speaker 1: No? Literally, that's what happened on Saturday.

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Speaker 2: Why does Deon Sanders Prime not have a deal with

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Speaker 2: Logan Paul's Prime? I am how could?

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Speaker 1: That? Is exactly what I'm thinking when you're telling that.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, how does Logan Paul get Prime? When Prime

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Speaker 1: Time should have been all over that because he's a

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Speaker 1: how did he not have Prime? He probably has prime

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Speaker 2: And did you see our boy leave us? Levi's Strauss,

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Speaker 2: he has mayonnaise, He's got a no Bulls shirt. Dude,

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Speaker 2: he was all over the way.

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Speaker 1: I saw him doing a lifting weights one I don't

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Speaker 2: In the quad. I can now see the players that

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Speaker 1: Leave Us is up there, I am yes, which is

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Speaker 1: weird because he's a nobody.

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Speaker 2: But he's because he's jacked.

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Speaker 1: Is that what it is?

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Speaker 2: And maybe there's not like amazing, but no one knows.

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Speaker 1: Who he is. Now do you think those are? Now?

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Speaker 1: They have to be national commercials.

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Speaker 2: They are. Everybody's seeing those. There's no there's no way

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Speaker 2: we're the only one seeing leave Us.

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Speaker 1: Because I bet you have the ninety percent of the

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Speaker 2: Bro, they don't need to. It's just the person. They're

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Speaker 2: just advertising. He's jacked. He's eating mayo. Why does he

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Speaker 2: eat mayo? Oh? Because he eats mayo and his coffee

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Speaker 2: and then people YouTube it, so all of it's connected.

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Speaker 1: Man, understand. So we he drinks the Prime and he

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Speaker 1: share a Prime because there's only one left.

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Speaker 2: Coach. How many times, guys, how many times he said prime.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, He's like, hey, brothers, I'll give you a little

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Speaker 1: bit when I get home. When we get home, I'll

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Speaker 1: fill up your cup.

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Speaker 2: He's rationing it.

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Speaker 1: So he gets their cup and he pours like the

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Speaker 1: tiniest sip in each of their cups and goes, you,

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Speaker 1: guys can have some of my prime. And he finishes

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Speaker 1: fills it up with water and drinks it. And it's like, Dad,

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Speaker 2: I know, come out? Did he? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Who is Jessica?

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Speaker 2: She the neighbor girl. Got it has the UFC Full

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm definitely watching the fights. No no, no, you're not invited.

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Speaker 1: The Sphere is the like pre party for iHeart Festival. Yeah, spear,

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Speaker 1: Dude, changes your whole.

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Speaker 2: Because it's three D and you see animals and stuff

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Speaker 2: Gabriel's in the town.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Gabriel. Gabriel looks terrible. Oregon looks terrible. And he

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Speaker 2: Dude, it's like one hundred dollars and he acts like

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Speaker 1: So I called chess day. It's like nine o'clock in

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get you in by having a paper trail.

437
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:24,840
Speaker 1: I said, no, no, it's okay, like friends can like you can,

438
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,600
Speaker 1: Like there's betting syndicates that wire each other money for gambling.

439
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:28,920
Speaker 2: You don't.

440
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,720
Speaker 1: He goes, Dude, like, I'm just really worried that after

441
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,919
Speaker 1: I said that, that I that you're gonna get like

442
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:39,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna get investigated. I said, no, no, I think

443
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,440
Speaker 1: just you're you're freaking out over nothing. Dude, it's not

444
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,480
Speaker 1: a big deal. I'm not worried about it at all. Like,

445
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,359
Speaker 1: if you guys want it, I'm happy to place it.

446
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,320
Speaker 1: And he goes, you know, but I should have just

447
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,119
Speaker 1: called them. I should have not texted it. Texting it

448
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,680
Speaker 1: leaves a paper trail, so if we win, we all

449
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:55,840
Speaker 1: might get investigated.

450
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,960
Speaker 2: I confront you the money, I said, dude.

451
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,600
Speaker 1: It's fine. I said, but did you talk to everybody?

452
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,920
Speaker 1: And then he said, yes, we want five hundred dollars

453
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,680
Speaker 1: on Texas to win it all. He goes, but really,

454
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,760
Speaker 1: if you're uncomfortable and you're worried about going to jail,

455
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,120
Speaker 1: I don't want you to place the bet. I said,

456
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 1: chess day. If there's one thing I'm not worried about

457
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,879
Speaker 1: is my one little bet on Texas to win the

458
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,959
Speaker 1: national title getting me in trouble because I don't think

459
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 1: I'm doing anything wrong. Don't even He goes, would you

460
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,399
Speaker 1: at least call your father in law since he was

461
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 1: a lawyer, and see if it's okay that you did this.

462
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, chess day, I'm not calling anybody. If you

463
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,600
Speaker 1: want the bet, just tell me and I'm.

464
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 2: Going to bet it.

465
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:36,560
Speaker 1: And he goes, we want it, so, oh yeah, it's

466
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,360
Speaker 1: all placed.

467
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 2: You're all good.

468
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know what if my boys

469
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 1: from high school are going in on bet, I don't

470
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,800
Speaker 1: want to be the one sitting out of this bet.

471
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it from the sidelines, them cheering.

472
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 1: If Texas Tech and Texas fans can come together and

473
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 1: unite over one common goal. I hadn't even seen Texas

474
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 1: play yet, hadn't even seen him play Colorado State because

475
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,639
Speaker 1: I was out of the country when they play. I

476
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,359
Speaker 1: was like, I'll jump on that bandwagon for one hundred dollars.

477
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 1: So we placed a six hundred dollars bet Oklahoma Georgia.

478
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 1: Holy crap, but twelve teams getting the playoffs so that

479
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,679
Speaker 1: Georgia game doesn't matter. Correct, So I paced placed a

480
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:22,879
Speaker 1: six hundred dollars bet on the University of Texas Longhorns

481
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 1: to win the national title. And then they went out

482
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 1: and played Michigan and my middle child, baby Box two,

483
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 1: had an eleven am soccer game, so I didn't even

484
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 1: see it, just saw the score and they waxed that

485
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 1: ass and it went from plus seven to fifty down

486
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 1: to plus five hundred their odds to win the national title.

487
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 2: That's good. So seven to fifty guys are all going

488
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 2: seven times your money at five hundred or a one of.

489
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,360
Speaker 1: A Yeah, you get seven hundred fifty bucks.

490
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 2: That's good.

491
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: It's not bad.

492
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:58,119
Speaker 2: But like you said, with the twelve team system, you're mean.

493
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:00,080
Speaker 1: They're gonna be in the playoffs.

494
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 2: Two games in January. That your your bet is, Yeah,

495
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 2: you have a one to twelve shot. So just what

496
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 2: a future's bet, which is what you've always made fun

497
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 2: of me for doing.

498
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 1: No, I haven't always made fun of you. You do

499
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 1: the outlandish Heisman National Championship, NBA champion, You try to

500
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: do these crazy parlays. But then what's crazy is I

501
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: got off the phone with Chess Day at nine, nine thirty.

502
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 1: My phone rings doing what's up?

503
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 2: Dad? Yeah?

504
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: Kid, No Teeth Keith stopped by last night and he

505
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 1: was wondering if you could do him a favor.

506
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 2: Hey kid, password Willie May.

507
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: And I'm like what. He goes, and I got the money,

508
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,640
Speaker 1: So he's good for the money. I got the money.

509
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: He goes, he wants you to bet two hundred on

510
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 1: Texas to win the National championship.

511
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 2: Dude, did all these people in Texas just have the

512
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,919
Speaker 2: epiphany that Texas is gonna win the National Championship in

513
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 2: I think it's I don't know where it is.

514
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 1: I don't know where it is.

515
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 2: But Super Bowls, New Orleans.

516
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 1: They watched him beat Colorado State, and all of a sudden,

517
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: Texas fans started believing this was their year. My belief

518
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 1: is Texas fans are like Cowboys fans. Every year they

519
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: say this is our year, this is our year.

520
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 2: They got a puncher's chance at it. It'll be about

521
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 2: six teams that can win it.

522
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 1: But they are really good this year. And so No

523
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 1: Teeth Keith gave my dad two hundred dollars and said,

524
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 1: can you have him place a bet on the Texas

525
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: Longhorns to win the national title.

526
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 2: Kid, I need the money for rent and also for

527
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 2: an upgrade on my car.

528
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 1: So he gave my dad two hundred, and he goes, oh,

529
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: and here's my hundred for groceries this week. Well, you

530
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 1: haven't put that on the San Francisco forty nine ers

531
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: to win the Super Bowl.

532
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 2: I like that. Here's an extra five for the juice.

533
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 1: So that was my Saturday morning.

534
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 2: Man.

535
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 1: I was inundated with prime. I was inundated with people

536
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: call me, Hey, you know what, do you want to

537
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: go in on a group bet? You want to do this?

538
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: And dude, I haven't even seen Texas play yet, but

539
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 1: damn they must be good.

540
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 2: And also Michigan. I thought their quarterback was Puka or

541
00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 2: Panini or pussy what's his name? Now they go Darren Warren.

542
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: No idea, I haven't. I didn't see a second of

543
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 1: the game, Dude. I was at the soccer field and

544
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: I looked and it was like, oh, it's seven to three,

545
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: fourteen to three, twenty one, Okay, games over, don't I

546
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: dvard it? But I didn't need to go back and

547
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: watch it.

548
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Michigan could not get any yardage. Texas scored whatever

549
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 2: it was thirty one. The Street scored fifty. A couple

550
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 2: of touchdowns came off the board because a guy that

551
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 2: was a penalty. Oh okay, I think Texas won like

552
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 2: fifty to seven.

553
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: I have no I don't even know the final score.

554
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: I just know it was a It was domination from

555
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: the jump. They pushed Michigan around in the big House.

556
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 1: They said, hey, we're gonna come to your house and

557
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 1: we're gonna slap you with our nuts. We are taking

558
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: no prisoners.

559
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 2: But they lost Blake Corum, they lost JJ mccarton, They

560
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 2: lost their head coach, right, and I mean, you knew

561
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 2: they weren't gonna be as good. Quinn and the boys

562
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 2: are still as strong. And they did lose Xavier Worthy,

563
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 2: but Donovan Edwards is the same.

564
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,120
Speaker 1: They lost their and they lost Jonathan Brooks. They're running back,

565
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: and then in the preseason they lost their two next

566
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: running backs and they're on their like third stream running back.

567
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 2: Doesn't damn matter. And I don't know, dude, I don't

568
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 2: know if I'm getting older what man, But I'm not

569
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 2: doing college game da anymore.

570
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, dude, I don't have an ESPN kind of.

571
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 2: Fell off a little bit. I now switch it over

572
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 2: to the Big ten Countdown, where you got Liner, you

573
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 2: got Urban on.

574
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:12,959
Speaker 1: The ohuerd, I can't watch that. Duty's such an ass

575
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: d mark Ingram the tenth.

576
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 2: Really he's on the call.

577
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 1: I would rather watch because I like, I'd like to

578
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 1: see Nick Saban. I haven't seen Nick Saban, but everybody

579
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: posts pictures and it looks like he's miserable next to

580
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: Pat mcafield.

581
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 2: The two things that I'm not loving with Game Day now,

582
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 2: Saban's miserable and Rhys Davis just kind of pissed me off.

583
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're here in Michigan. I don't I mean,

584
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 2: I know that's a tough job. I'm kind of just

585
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 2: over the guy. Pat's great. Uh Lee Corso comes out

586
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 2: for one segment.

587
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: Well he man, that's oh man, I feel bad room.

588
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 1: What about Herbstreet's He's still good.

589
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 2: Herbstreet has always been great. But for whatever reason, I've

590
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 2: been passing on College Dame Day. I'm doing other stuff.

591
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 2: I'm watering, I'm going for a run, whoa figuring out

592
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 2: how I want to bet in my head, and then

593
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 2: I go to Big Ten would challenge Morning Show intro.

594
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,719
Speaker 2: But yeah, College Game Day for the first time. Actually,

595
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 2: last year I did pass on it a couple of

596
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 2: times when I was working on the house, digging, scrape

597
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 2: and shoveling. This year, eh Man, I maybe watched for

598
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,479
Speaker 2: twenty minutes.

599
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 1: I watched like a little bit of the Notre Dame game.

600
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,679
Speaker 1: That Riley Leonard looks like shit, he looks terrible.

601
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they're out. If teams like that are losing,

602
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 2: they're not going into the top twelve.

603
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: I mean losing the Northern Illinois no excuse who else?

604
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 2: Law?

605
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 1: I mean Oklahoma looked like ass. Oregon has looked like

606
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 1: an ass. Two weeks in a row. They barely pulling out.

607
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: So I don't know who's good. I'll tell you who's good. Georgia.

608
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 1: Georgia is fast, Ohio State, Texas and Tennessee, thank you.

609
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 1: Tennessee is the real deal.

610
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 2: Alia.

611
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: Let me tell you they are not to be messed with.

612
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: They are a legit playoff team. Tennessee will be in

613
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: the playoff. They are that freaking good.

614
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 2: What about Alabama? Alabama got a couple receivers that are fastest,

615
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 2: stay boy.

616
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,880
Speaker 1: Well, two years in row now they've struggled with South Florida.

617
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: Because remember last year at South Florida. They almost lost

618
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: and we were all writing them off, and then they

619
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: I think they I don't know if they made the

620
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: playoff or not. I don't remember. That was twelve months ago.

621
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: I think they made the playoff because they beat Georgia

622
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: in the SEC championship and everybody's like, well, damn Nick

623
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: Saban does it again. But I think they're gonna be

624
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,439
Speaker 1: fine outsiders. Chance watch out for Utah cam Rising. He

625
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: got hurt again.

626
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 2: He's hurt.

627
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: He left the game hurt his hand. They were up

628
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: like seventeen to nothing, okay, disregard everything, and then they

629
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: only won like twenty two to thirteen or something like that.

630
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:32,479
Speaker 1: Are twenty three to thirteen.

631
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 2: I know he went out. I was gonna all right,

632
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 2: I was gonna say they're gonna win the Big twelve.

633
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: If he's okay, they're gonna win the Big Twelve.

634
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 2: They'll beat the panties off somebody in the Big twelve

635
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:45,239
Speaker 2: final conference championship game and in the finals. I think

636
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 2: they're a fighter's chance to get into it a little bit.

637
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: I can't wait to watch Tech. I mean, Texas is

638
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: gonna wax utsa this weekend. We are gonna get whaxed.

639
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: We are not the same utsa.

640
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 2: But are you gonna be as excited about this Texas

641
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 2: futures bet after the Georgia game.

642
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, because.

643
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 2: Georgia is about to show them boys some muscle down

644
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 2: there in the low country.

645
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: Well, here's the problem.

646
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 2: Even though Georgia ain't the low country.

647
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: Texas plays Oklahoma and then the very next weekend they

648
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: play Georgia. Oklahoma is usually there is their big rival, like,

649
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, we gotta win that game, and that's

650
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: usually the toughest game on their schedule because the Big

651
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: twelve is kind of like poo poo, And so usually

652
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: they go back and they play like you know, uh

653
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: Texas Tech or uh West Virginia. Someone shitty. Now they

654
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: have to come off that emotional trip to Dallas. Ooh

655
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: Texas State Fair woo beat ou oh u sex boomer

656
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: my ass, and they got to get emotionally up for

657
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: Georgia the very next week. That's tough.

658
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I mean, it sounds like you're into this though.

659
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 2: You said the game's rinkingna matter.

660
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: No, no, oh, it doesn't matter, though.

661
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 2: But you sounded excited talking about I'm saying winning the well,

662
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 2: so the Georgia game here I'm not excited for because

663
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 2: you said the regular season doesn't matter with the new

664
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 2: twelve team format. It doesn't really because you're not even

665
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 2: why would you even watch Georgia so far?

666
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: I haven't watched it. I've watched an hour of college.

667
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 2: Busy as a family man, Yes, okay, I would be

668
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 2: watching it. Michigan Texas was must sy TV.

669
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: I didn't see a second of it was great.

670
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 2: It was great.

671
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: Can I be honestly, I don't even know how Texas scored?

672
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: Did they throw the ball? Did they run the ball?

673
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: Did they score defensive touchdoup?

674
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 2: No idea. They threw a shitload. I'd be curious to

675
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 2: know what the running back did. I was putting together

676
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: a bad minton shuttlecock net, playing volleyball and talking to

677
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 2: Jessica about golf for about the a little bit of

678
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 2: the time. But yes, they passed the ball a shit ton.

679
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 2: Viewers was launching and firing and it was manning get In.

680
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 2: Couldn't tell you, man, nobody was hanging around in that game.

681
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 2: It was. It was a blowout. It was done though.

682
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 2: Even whatever the score was twenty one to seven, it

683
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 2: was fifty to seven. It was not even close.

684
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: I had friends that went to the game. They posted

685
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: on Facebook and said, the Michigan fans were very nice

686
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: before the game, and they were very nice after the game.

687
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 1: Then they said, I can't wait to go to the

688
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: Horseshoe next year, where it's gonna be the exact opposite.

689
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: They think Ohio State fans will be a bunch of asses. Yeah,

690
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: so yeah, not a college football. That was my recap.

691
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 2: I don't know.

692
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,479
Speaker 1: Notre Dame went full Notre Dame. Congratulations. Oklahoma squeaked by

693
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: whoever the hell they played Houston. God, Oklahoma's not I

694
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: don't know. Oklahoma does that every year. They blow out

695
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: a couple of teams and they just look like shit.

696
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if they're any good.

697
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: They need Bob stoops back. We're gonna take a break

698
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: and we're gonna come back and try our new segment

699
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: that you've all been calling for that you didn't know

700
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: you needed. We'll be right back after this. This is

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00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: the segment we call Monday Morning Regrets, and I first

702
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: got my first. I have a couple of Monday I

703
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: have a couple of Monday Morning regrets. But I'm gonna

704
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: start with my first one, and it was really It

705
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: came to me on Thursday night when I'm watching the

706
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: Chiefs versus the Ravens, and I'm like, good God, the

707
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: Chiefs are gonna be amazing this year. They're gonna be

708
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: so damn good. That offense is going to be electric.

709
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: They have speed everywhere. Last year they didn't have anybody

710
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: that could catch the damn ball.

711
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 2: They were.

712
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: They were lucky to do anything. All the receivers drop

713
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: and everything. Marquez Valdez Scantling blat, blat, Sky Moore blat.

714
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: Dude.

715
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: Well he came on in the second half of the season.

716
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 2: He's worthy.

717
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: And I have Monday morning regrets that I didn't draft

718
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: Rashie Rice or Xavier Worthy or Isaiah b. Pacheco on

719
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: any of my fantasy teams.

720
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: That's on me. That is on me.

721
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: My regret is not investing in the Kansas City Chiefs

722
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: offense for fantasy.

723
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had Recie Rice instead. I went Gus Edwards

724
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 2: and he got like five points. Oh good, he had

725
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 2: eight rushes for eight yards. I mean, dude, some of

726
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 2: these guys got more kids than he had yards. Brouh

727
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 2: Like Tyreek Hill bad news.

728
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 1: Do you have a Monday morning regret?

729
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? Does that to be sports related?

730
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: No, it can be anything.

731
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 2: It is sports relate. It's golf. So me and my

732
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: father in law played golf on I believe I posted

733
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 2: on the Sore Losers Instagram. If not, it was on

734
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 2: my own. Doesn't matter. Who cares, that's not the point

735
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 2: of the story. I made us a tea time at

736
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 2: three twenty four. Do you think making a tea time

737
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 2: three twenty four in the afternoon you can get in

738
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 2: eighteen holes before dark?

739
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: You should be able to because it doesn't get dark

740
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: until seven thirty ish. So I would say, yeah, you

741
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: should be able to get it in.

742
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, we were not able to get it in.

743
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: Oh Man.

744
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 2: We the final two holes. It was fun, it was great,

745
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 2: but I'm saying we had to hit it in the

746
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 2: middle or you couldn't see your ball. And so there

747
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 2: was one time a beautiful drive I just had to

748
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 2: drop because I couldn't find my ball was too dark

749
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 2: out I pushed it. I should have made our tea

750
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 2: time at two, we'd have been able to get in

751
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 2: eighteen had a great final time. We shake hands on

752
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: the eighteenth and there's still the sun out with the

753
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 2: cloud cover in a little bit of sprinkles. Dude, I've

754
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 2: never played two hold one hole at twilight, the final

755
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 2: hole pitch dark. We went to the clubhouse. We were

756
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 2: the only two vehicles left there. Dude, Baser's calling. She

757
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 2: thought we died on the golf course or somebody said,

758
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 2: how can you die playing golf. We weren't hunting or

759
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 2: anything like that. We were doing nothing. But we made

760
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:15,240
Speaker 2: it back. But I mean one time I almost almost

761
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,919
Speaker 2: clocked father in law on the head with the ball.

762
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 2: Oh no, I couldn't see it, like he was standing

763
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 2: in front of he was on the green and I chipped,

764
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 2: and he said it missed his head by six inches. Bro.

765
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 1: That would have been the end of him and the

766
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 1: end of your marriage, because Bay would have never forgiven

767
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: you for killing her father.

768
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 2: All because I had faith that I could get eighteen

769
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 2: in at three twenty four. But I'm telling you, with

770
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,439
Speaker 2: the pace of play, you can't make it for two.

771
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 2: It makes sense they don't have tea times after three

772
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: twenty four because you can't get it in. I learned

773
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 2: that those are my regrets. Father in law is alive

774
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,479
Speaker 2: and well thanks to six inches you know what I'm.

775
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: Saying, l I don't know six inches Abby does though.

776
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 2: Ray I've got another one.

777
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: No, another Monday morning regret. And I had three of them,

778
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: and I've gone blank on one of them.

779
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 2: Marriage.

780
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: No, marriage is good, kids, that's an everyday regret, big show.

781
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: No the hell was my other Monday morning regret?

782
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 2: Ring some food? You ate Tim Bay tacos. I went

783
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 2: to Wild Cow got no.

784
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,760
Speaker 1: No, wild Cow's out of business, man, they closed up shop.

785
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: Did I ride it down? Did I text myself my

786
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: Monday morning regret?

787
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 2: What about bock box Chicken?

788
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's out of business too, they closed that down.

789
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 2: Hey we found a new bock box.

790
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you my father in law was

791
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: in town. He goes, he was going over a list

792
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: of restaurants. He goes, what about bock box?

793
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 2: We stud up? That's hard.

794
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: I was like, too soon, man, too soon?

795
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 2: They went out, man, final me in that other room together.

796
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't text myself what the hell was my other.

797
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 2: It's dude, it's okay. I don't think it's gonna make

798
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 2: or break the podcast. The podcast is already teetering on

799
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 2: terrible no, So it's not like it's gonna swing the

800
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 2: old teeter.

801
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,760
Speaker 1: Well, I have my second. I mean this was gonna

802
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 1: be my third one, but I'll just go with it

803
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,760
Speaker 1: because I can't remember the second one.

804
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 2: Right, I grabbed a man's ass on Sunday afternoon.

805
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: No, my other Monday morning regret is the Cincinnati fucking Oh.

806
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 2: I saw your tweet, my Thord too soon.

807
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: You don't have my God, you look forward to this

808
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 1: thing called the eliminator every single year.

809
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 2: You're an idiot. Why would you ever go bingals against

810
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 2: the Patriots? They have the pedigree of a fucking Doberman.

811
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 2: I don't care that. Belichick and Brady's now in the

812
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 2: booth talking about a sentence. It doesn't cooks right, Dalvin

813
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 2: Pika Parsons, If you get ten yards in the NFL,

814
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 2: it's tough. Twenty yards is even tougher. Over to you,

815
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 2: Aaron Andrews, Thanks, Tom Brady, Okay, TV. Patriots are damn

816
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 2: good always, Rashidi Roshmore and the likes of Jacoby Brissett

817
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 2: just a niman. Why would you bet against them at

818
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 2: New England?

819
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: They were in Cincinnati.

820
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 2: Cincinnati's in Ohio.

821
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: Oh my, Cincinnati's in Ohio. That's crazy. South Beach was

822
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: probably at that so bitch. So I look forward to

823
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: the eliminator every single year.

824
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 2: You didn't even last a week. Oh my gosh, Oh

825
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 2: my gosh, you've lost your fucking mind. You did not

826
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 2: even lost a week, dude, I don't give a shit.

827
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 2: Go with the biggest lock. Who even was it?

828
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: The Bengals were the biggest spread in the NFL. Ray

829
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: they were They were favored by the most points out

830
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: of any team in the NFL.

831
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 2: Ray I did Saints money line, in my opinion, them

832
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 2: against the Carolina Panthers with Derek Carr. Saints were the

833
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 2: biggest lock of the entire weekend money line, and I

834
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 2: have the betting proof to prove it.

835
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: And so I was like, hey, man, come on the Bengals.

836
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: I understand Jamar Chase. It's been a little drama. Oh

837
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 1: what T Higgins shows up on the injury reporting?

838
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 2: What do you know?

839
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: I have in fantasy? And last year I had him

840
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: and he was hurt the whole damn year. And this year, oh,

841
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: I found I remember my other one, uh and I

842
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: will tell you about it in a minute. And I'm like, okay,

843
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 1: you know that's okay. They got Jamar Chase. He says

844
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,760
Speaker 1: he's gonna play. Yeah, they got rid of Joe Mixon,

845
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: but that's okay. It's the fucking Patriots, the pack boyd.

846
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: I can't even name a wide receiver on the Patriots.

847
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: Tell me one Henry that got the tight end. Oh

848
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: Hunter Henry.

849
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 2: He's been catching two balls in twelve yards for years.

850
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,879
Speaker 1: He has been yeah, carving up that medal for six

851
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: catches for sixteen yards. You're correct. So I'm like, you

852
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: know what, gotta go with the Bengals. But then I

853
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 1: looked at my thing, and I'm like, Okay, I have

854
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: two different philosophies. I have a couple pools that you

855
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: can have a buyback in the first couple of weeks

856
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: if you miss.

857
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 2: So you want to take a risk, so you.

858
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 1: Take a little bit more risk a risk reward.

859
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 2: I understand that.

860
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 1: And the ones that had zero strikes, which was four

861
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: of them, I took the Bengals. The other ones, the

862
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: ones I could mess up and buy back in. I

863
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: took the Seahawks. While I'm watching the Bengals on the TV.

864
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 2: I would have loved to see your dining room table

865
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 2: and all your scribble marks.

866
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: And I'm not even watching it. I'm just seeing it

867
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: on my phone because I am tuned in.

868
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 2: All right, which one of you kids? What played on

869
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 2: on my paper with Bengals circled in red ink? Get

870
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: over here, baby box this Prime on my paper?

871
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: No, but he did last night. I'm walking upstairs and

872
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: he dropped the Prime bottle right on my head and

873
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 1: it hurt like hell. Intentionally, Yeah, he thought it was funny.

874
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: I didn't find it funny.

875
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 2: Uh. Anyway, man, we could have lost you and my

876
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 2: father in law this weekend the head injuries.

877
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I reacted maybe a little too much, but

878
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: I took away three stuff he's for him dropping it

879
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 1: on my head because it hurt like hell.

880
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 2: Right, don't tail cts. I hit him with my open hand.

881
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: No, didn't do that, but.

882
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 2: I was like, what the hell are you doing? Son, Goes.

883
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 2: I thought it'd be funny.

884
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: I was like, that hurts when you drop something on

885
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: someone's head.

886
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 2: But no podcast for him next birthday. Yeah.

887
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm like sitting there and I'm just watching them

888
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: being Okay, they're down seven to nothing, okay, all right,

889
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: Oh they fumbled the punt. Oh it's ten to nothing. Okay, Oh,

890
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: it's thirteen to nothing. What the is going on? They

891
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 1: hit the bleep when I tell you to and they

892
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: get it to thirteen to seven, and I'm like, okay,

893
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: this is where they turn it around. No, No, they

894
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: just lost sixteen to ten and I'm eliminated from form

895
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: of my eliminators. And it's just like, really, really, hey,

896
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,280
Speaker 1: Hunter Henry two catches eighteen yards.

897
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 2: What do you think, I Arnold dide you just drop

898
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 2: a bottle of my head? You pizza shot, not funny.

899
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 2: Give me three of your toys, not the vibrator.

900
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: Let's talk about this vaunted Patriots offense.

901
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: Dude, don't mess with the Patriots at home.

902
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:54,760
Speaker 1: This just shows you, Bill Belichick highly overrated. Austin Hooper

903
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: two catches thirty one yards, Taekwon Thornton two catches twenty

904
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: seven yards. kJ Osborne three catches twenty one yards, Hunter

905
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: Henry two catches eighteen yards. De Mario Douglas two catches

906
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: twelve yards, jay Lynn Polk one catch, six yards, Stevenson

907
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: Reminery Stevenson three catches six yards. Their highest receiver had

908
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: thirty one damn yards. The Bengals looked like ass and

909
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: maybe they should have thought about paying Jamar Chase, giving

910
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,959
Speaker 1: t Higgins some money and keeping Joe freaking mixic. Joe

911
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 1: Mixing is a badass.

912
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 2: And it's sorry to you who drafted Marv Marvelous God

913
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 2: hid one catch. They were the biggest busts of the

914
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 2: entire fantasy football who had one catch for four yards.

915
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: Oh and Ray, I'm glad you brought up fantasy football.

916
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 2: I can. I can read random texts that I sent

917
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 2: to Justin because we were firing.

918
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me do my last regrets Monday Morning

919
00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: regrets and the sored losers. Fantasy foot Draft. It was

920
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: my turn to pick, and I'm on the clock and

921
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 1: there's two wide receivers there. One says Drake London. The

922
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: other one says Cooper cut And in the back of

923
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: my head, I said, damn, Cooper. Cup's been hurt a

924
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: lot in the last couple of years. He's been hurt

925
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: a lot. He's getting older, not sure he's good anymore.

926
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: Drake London, They're gonna be flinging that rock all over

927
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: the yard. I am going to settle on Drake London.

928
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: Drake London, he had two catches like twelve yards for

929
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 1: two fantasy points. And my Monday Morning regret is not

930
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: taking Cooper Cup over Drake London, and I'm gonna revisit

931
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,720
Speaker 1: it every Sunday. I'm gonna compare their stats, and every

932
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 1: Sunday I'm gonna punch myself in the dick because I'm

933
00:42:53,920 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 1: so stupid and took Drake London over Cooper Cup. When

934
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: we come back, that's what we call Monday Morning regrets.

935
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: We're gonna hear texts from Justin and we're just gonna

936
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: talk a little football because the Bears won. We'll be

937
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: right back. Let's hear them. Yeah, I guarantee you guys

938
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,439
Speaker 1: were fire because you guys, Hey did you win?

939
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? We won by one and we still got ayuk.

940
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 1: Let's hear some tell.

941
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 2: Here's the deal. I deleted them and if you recently

942
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 2: delete them, it won't show you you're deleted. So they're

943
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 2: all deleted. What so you know how you can go No,

944
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 2: I've never recently deleted. They're not there yet. It's like

945
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 2: Apple hasn't updated yet.

946
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 1: So you teased all these texts that you had with

947
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: Justin and then you don't have them. So should we

948
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: tune in Wednesday to hear texts from Justin? No?

949
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 2: Because they'll be even newer ones. But I wanted them

950
00:43:53,480 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 2: to be college related. Damn it, what a joke. Well

951
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: the iPhone sucks.

952
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: Well, that's okay, we'll get them on Wednesday. Just please

953
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,919
Speaker 1: save them for Wednesday. It doesn't matter college editions because

954
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 1: we're gonna have vacation stories. Ray got lost in Mexico

955
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: is gonna be on Wednesday. I had something that I

956
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: forgot about how I got held hostage in Ireland. Forgot

957
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 1: all about it, tried to block it out of my memory.

958
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,720
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it on Wednesday. But Ray, fantasy football,

959
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: my team sucks. Justin was right, Dude, your team is

960
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,280
Speaker 1: so bad. My team sucks.

961
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 2: Your team's terrible, Dude, my team is god awful.

962
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: Like, I am so disappointed and there's no way that

963
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: I'm any good. And I'm watching and I see Mike

964
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: Evans score a second touchdown with like two minutes to go,

965
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, McK dick, who I'm playing, has Mike Evans.

966
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: So I'm like, damn it, it's over.

967
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 2: I lost.

968
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: I have no chance of winning. I am so done

969
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: because I got Anthony Richardson did.

970
00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 2: Well, he was your best.

971
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, Bjeon Robinson did well, serviceable, but first Iron

972
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: Williams did well decent.

973
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,279
Speaker 2: I would rather had who I had etn.

974
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: Amari Cooper two points, Deonda Johnson because I forgot he

975
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: plays with Brolina Young. Who Bryce Young's careers over guys

976
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: and he's done.

977
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 2: Justin wanted a draft chubb A Hubbard. I think he

978
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 2: had negative four chubb Abubba Hubbard yard.

979
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 1: Deonda Johnson two points, Drake London two points. And let's

980
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: not stop with that. Dalton Kincaid four points, one point one.

981
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 2: That point. Hell of a draft room you had.

982
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 1: I mean, you want to talk about the worst draft

983
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 1: room in the history of life. Cooper Cup though, who

984
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: I chose not to pick. Instead, I took Drake London

985
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 1: had ten twelve catches for one hundred and fifteen yards.

986
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 1: I mean, he lit up the scoreboard. But that's okay.

987
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: I thought I'd already lost because Mike Evans had two tugs.

988
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, this guy doesn't have Mike Evans.

989
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,760
Speaker 1: So I look last night, and I'm in the ballgame

990
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: because I have Kyrin Williams and he has Sam Laporta,

991
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: and it we are going back and forth and going

992
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,359
Speaker 1: into last night he was up six points. Yes, and

993
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: I turn it on with two minutes and forty seconds

994
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: left in the game, and I am down by like

995
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: point eight. Kyrien Williams gets it negative one yard. I'm

996
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: like mother, next play, hand off to Kyrien Williams seven yards.

997
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 2: I take the lead.

998
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: I take the lead. I am up eighty two point

999
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: seven eight to eighty one point six ' eight.

1000
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, hell, yeah, steak with the round numbers.

1001
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm up eighty two to eighty one. Thank you, okay,

1002
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 1: Ray carry the one decimal and then the Lions get

1003
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: the ball. They got to go down and score a

1004
00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: field goal to tie the game, to force so over time.

1005
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 1: Come on, rams, come on, rams, rams, stop them, stop them,

1006
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: they're stopped. Okay, throw it outside, throw it over here,

1007
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: throw it to the running back.

1008
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 2: Great, great, they all made them.

1009
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: Ah, here we go. With a minute two left over

1010
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: the middle, Sam Laporta one catch, eight yards, I lose

1011
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 1: by point eight.

1012
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 2: Brutal. I get the u loss, but also feel our pain.

1013
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 2: Etn gets to the one yard line and fumbles out

1014
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 2: of the back of the end zone, removing eight points.

1015
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 2: Lamar Jackson throws a touchdown and a guy's Dick was

1016
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 2: on the white of the end zone line and the

1017
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 2: touchdown was taken off the board. That is twenty points

1018
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 2: we should have had and we should be the high

1019
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 2: score this week. And we still don't know what we

1020
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: would have won because you still haven't figured the pay table.

1021
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 2: But all that didn't happen because of bad luck similar

1022
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,959
Speaker 2: to what you had. But we won, So my pain

1023
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,760
Speaker 2: isn't as great as yours. Please continue.

1024
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: The final score eighty three points sixty four for mcdick,

1025
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: eighty two point seven eight for all on doos.

1026
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 2: Win loses, his brother loses both of you guys. Put JK.

1027
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 2: Dobbins on the bench. He puts up fifteen points. He

1028
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,479
Speaker 2: was phenomenal. Gus Edwards has sold and will never play

1029
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 2: football again. We need him off our team immediately. And

1030
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 2: I was pretty happy with our draft. Props to the

1031
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 2: draft room, props off people in the war room.

1032
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: Oh, Ray, I forgot to go over one of my

1033
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: wide receivers. Oh I forgot to go over who justin wanted?

1034
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: Jackson Smith and Jigma sucks. Marv Harrison sucks. Ay Ray, no,

1035
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: you read my mind. Myle the receiver Jackson Smith and

1036
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: Jigma got how many points ray tooo good bye dog,

1037
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: damn points.

1038
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 2: God, damn it.

1039
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:44,720
Speaker 1: My wide receivers two two two too, my wa, Yeah,

1040
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: I forgot.

1041
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 2: I forgot.

1042
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: When when you're drafting, listen, when you're drafting in fantasy,

1043
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: it's probably not a good idea to draft the fucking

1044
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: wide receivers with the worst quarterbacks in the history of

1045
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: the NFL, Amari Cooper, Deshaun Watson sucks.

1046
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 2: Sucks.

1047
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: That dude sucks. He is so gosh darn bad. He

1048
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: can't throw the football. He is awful. He is awful. Oh,

1049
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 1: Deondrey Johnson, that's all right. Bryce Young whole offseason build

1050
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: up his confidence. He's gonna come back renewed. Deyondarey Johnson

1051
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: catches a lot of balls in Pittsburgh. Let's see what

1052
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: they're gonna do. Nothing, Bryce Young sucks.

1053
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 2: Justson what Justin?

1054
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: Deondre just off Carolina Now.

1055
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 2: Bryce Young is awful, dude.

1056
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: His career is over.

1057
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 2: The dude is done.

1058
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 1: Carolina is gonna have the number one pick again, and

1059
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: they're draft in sder Sanders. Bryce Young is going out

1060
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: to pasture. The dude is done. He's terrible.

1061
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 2: And also, guys, we're gonna discontinue.

1062
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 1: And Jackson Smith and Jigba. He was supposed to be

1063
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: some huge draft pick a couple years ago. He hadn't

1064
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,240
Speaker 1: got more than five balls in his whole damn career.

1065
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 2: I till Justin, No, guys, it's being discontinued until further notice.

1066
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 2: Text with Justin until Apple figures out their shit. His

1067
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:00,720
Speaker 2: messages are always gonna be to so.

1068
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: Don't delete him.

1069
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 2: I accidentally did so. All the ones from the weekend

1070
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 2: are deleted, and Apple won't give him to me as

1071
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 2: a second chance eliminator. Pool. Not to bring it up

1072
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 2: about your eliminator, but what I'm saying is this. I

1073
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 2: said Cooper Cup in the draft. Cooper Cup was phenomenal.

1074
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's on Justin. That was gonna be

1075
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 2: a great pick.

1076
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: That's on me.

1077
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,439
Speaker 2: He had eleven catches, like one hundred and fifty yards.

1078
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 2: The guy still got it.

1079
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,319
Speaker 1: I haven't texted Batter's box. I was like, dud Drake

1080
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 1: Lennon are a Cooper and he goes, oh, easily Cooper.

1081
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I don't know, he's always been hurt.

1082
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: And he goes, You're an idiot. You don't take Cooper.

1083
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 1: He texted me last night and he goes, hell's Cooper

1084
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: doing really.

1085
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 2: And uh the oh yeah, you guys, Pookah's a free

1086
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 2: agent and all you dumb ass is draft Pooka in

1087
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 2: the first round.

1088
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: He gets one catch for four he hurts me.

1089
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 2: Man, oh he got hurt? Yeah? Oh yeah, sorry, not

1090
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 2: supposed to laugh about the dead.

1091
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if he came back. I have no idea.

1092
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't watch the game. I watched the

1093
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: last two and a half minutes plus over time when

1094
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: the Lions and overtime just literally ran it and just

1095
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: ran over the rams, just bam bam bam ran them over.

1096
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, the fault is I mean, I

1097
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 2: gets you're mad about that. I missed out on one

1098
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 2: point five thousand because Caleb Williams I had over I

1099
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 2: had over nineteen and a half yards, he had sixteen

1100
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 2: rushing rushing, and he had the ball and instead of

1101
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 2: going four yards because they had the lead, he didn't

1102
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 2: really need to. He just gives himself up. Yeah, And

1103
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 2: I mean he would have eased like falling forward, he

1104
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 2: would have had four yards. Would I still have lost?

1105
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 2: Because he then knelt it twice at the very end

1106
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 2: of the game, so I probably would have still lost

1107
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 2: by yard, but instead of just falling forward, he slid

1108
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 2: and they marked him back two yards smart from where

1109
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,399
Speaker 2: he started his slide. No need to take that hit,

1110
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 2: which it was smart, it was very smart. But folks,

1111
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 2: he could have easily broken it for like twenty yards,

1112
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 2: but he didn't cost me one point five thousand. I

1113
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:54,720
Speaker 2: want everything else. I had the Saints money line, easiest

1114
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 2: bet ever. I had the Cowboys plus six. I mean, oh,

1115
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 2: I don't have to watch that crap. I had Seeattle

1116
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 2: to be Broncos got weird at the very end, it

1117
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 2: was all good and it was just and then the

1118
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 2: Lions minus three, and then I'm sure the forty Niners

1119
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 2: would have won it tonight.

1120
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: But yeah, uh, let me tell you how bad the

1121
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: Bears are. Dude, Like, I understand, we got Kayleb Williams,

1122
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: we got Keenan Allen, we got DJ Moore, but our

1123
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: offensive line is so bad. The Titans were kicking our ass.

1124
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: I mean we could not he was just running for

1125
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 1: his life. We couldn't do anything. The defense, I mean,

1126
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: I don't think the Titans are amazing. I mean, there

1127
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: were good defense, but I don't know about amazing, but

1128
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,240
Speaker 1: it was act like they were the freaking steel Curtain

1129
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: back there. They were the eighty five Bears, they were

1130
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: the freaking Ray Lewis ed Reid Ravens. We couldn't do

1131
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: a damn thing. We had ninety three yards passing, we

1132
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 1: had one hundred and forty yards of offense, and we

1133
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: won the game because Will Levis is an absolute dumb ass.

1134
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 2: And you're welcome to me. I did the jinks of

1135
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 2: the century. I said, lunchbox welfare check. Williams is on

1136
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 2: the ground getting tackled by Landry. He'd been on the

1137
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 2: ground the entire game. He'd been on the ground.

1138
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: More well, he didn't do shit. We didn't score an

1139
00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 1: offensive touchdown.

1140
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 2: At that point, twenty three hours ago is when it

1141
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,280
Speaker 2: all turned around. You guys scored twenty four straight points

1142
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 2: that we.

1143
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: Scored on a blocked punt of the interception, the dumbest interception.

1144
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: Will Levis is an absolute idiot, dude, He's an idiot.

1145
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 2: He's gonna lose all the sponsorship deals, the mayonnaise deal

1146
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 2: is gone, and his no bull shirt line is over out.

1147
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: And he thinks he's a hero. Dive in headfirst into

1148
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: a linebacker, like what are you doing? Bro? Like get down?

1149
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 1: Like even announcers like dude. And then he's on the

1150
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: sideline getting his back wrapped and they're like, yeah, Will Levis,

1151
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,399
Speaker 1: it's a little bit hard to go through a game

1152
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: and just dive headfirst into a linebacker. These hits hurt.

1153
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: And then he throws the stupidest interception. I mean, I

1154
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: don't know about the here's what's crazy, and this is

1155
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,839
Speaker 1: I know that teams aren't thought. The teams aren't as

1156
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: bad as they look the week one, and they're not

1157
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: as good as they look weak one. That's what they

1158
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: all say Monday morning. But the Jet here in, the

1159
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: Jets are only four point favorites at Tennessee.

1160
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 2: The Jets suck. They played tonight.

1161
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, they played a night So that's why it's a

1162
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: short week. They gotta fly back to New York then

1163
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,359
Speaker 1: fly to Tennessee. But my whole thing is is if

1164
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: Tennessee couldn't move the ball against the Bears, how the

1165
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: are they gonna move it against the damn Jets. Sauce

1166
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 1: Gardner is gonna have freaking uh DeAndre Hopkins or Ridley,

1167
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 1: whichever one wants to play in a body bag. They're

1168
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 1: not gonna catch anything. Will I mean, their defensive line

1169
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,720
Speaker 1: is gonna be all up in their ship. The Bears defense.

1170
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1171
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 2: Will Levis looked got awful, Hey Bears looked awful. Pollard

1172
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 2: and Taj Spears that little mix. They just got the

1173
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 2: quick running back, no size kind of like it. Uh

1174
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 2: d D hop he doesn't have the speedy used to Well,

1175
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 2: he was hurt.

1176
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: He was, he was on a pitch count.

1177
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 2: I mean, Will Levis under threw Ridley so bad. I

1178
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,839
Speaker 2: mean he under that was the worst under throw I've

1179
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 2: seen since the Clint administration.

1180
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: I mean that. But what was he doing throwing into

1181
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 1: the sideline like that? Then that underhand flip trying what

1182
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 1: was he doing?

1183
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,800
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I mean I've never seen somebody

1184
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 2: on the ground like that and try to throw up

1185
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 2: a hell Mary since Monica Lewinsky back in the eighties.

1186
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 1: Then you have my kids watching the game in their

1187
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 1: Titan shirts and every time the Titans score, jumping up

1188
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: and down, jumping from getting in my face, going tight dud,

1189
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 1: tight tins, tight tins, tight tins.

1190
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,320
Speaker 2: They need to watch it at the crib with Uncle Sissan.

1191
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 2: I mean, we're a Titan's house.

1192
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 1: God, Caleb Williams like a dog ass the wide open

1193
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: Keenan Allen can't hit him.

1194
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 2: It was terrible. You guys won the game. Has scored

1195
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 2: no touchdownsively.

1196
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 1: We didn't do anything offensively. He had ninety yards ninety yards.

1197
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 1: He looks so bad, so bad, and he's making bad decisions. Badness,

1198
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 1: was fumbling, he was what was else he's doing? There

1199
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 1: was false start off it all this it was discussed,

1200
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: I mean, but then I watched, Like, what was impressive?

1201
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 2: It was like third and thirty eight times, dude. There

1202
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 2: was one where you guys had a field goal and

1203
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 2: he ran it back twenty yards the opposite direction. Dude.

1204
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 2: It was a It was a wild day in the NFL.

1205
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 2: I mean, now we know what happened at training camp.

1206
00:55:55,719 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 2: Nothing alcohol and prostitute.

1207
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,919
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. The Cowboys looked amazing. I didn't

1208
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: watch Tom Brady commentate because it was such a blowout

1209
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 1: so quick that it was like, all right, don't need

1210
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: to watch this.

1211
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 2: You got to Was it bad? Pretty bad?

1212
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 1: I honestly have no idea because it was like, by

1213
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,280
Speaker 1: the time I turned it on, it was like fourteen

1214
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: to three, and I was like, well, all right, don't

1215
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: need to watch this. So I flipped over and watched

1216
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 1: Chargers Raiders, which wasn't that exciting, but it was at

1217
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:24,760
Speaker 1: least close.

1218
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 2: Hey, please tell me you saw the thing with Pereira

1219
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,240
Speaker 2: where he goes he put his fist out. Perreira didn't

1220
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 2: see him, and Tom goes, don't leave me hanging. I

1221
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:37,280
Speaker 2: didn't see it was an unmitigated disaster.

1222
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 1: Didn't see it. But they did show his walk in.

1223
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 1: They're like, this is maybe the first time in history

1224
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,919
Speaker 1: we watched an announcer walk into the stadium. They showed

1225
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: him walking into the tunnel. I was like, oh, like

1226
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: they do the players.

1227
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 2: Everybody's so corny too. Aaron Andrews when she kicks it

1228
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 2: to him over to you TV. Oh boy, dude, she's

1229
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 2: already got a pet name for him. And then they

1230
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 2: go to the other sideline guy like Tom ra and Aldi.

1231
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 2: I don't know what these fox names are. He goes, uh,

1232
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 2: just like you said in the boot there, Tom Brady.

1233
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 2: These guys are ready for the second quarter. Poor Kevin Burkhart,

1234
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 2: the guy is a season vet and dude.

1235
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: He he's like, give me Greg Holsen back. Give me

1236
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:13,720
Speaker 1: Greg Golson.

1237
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 2: It sucks. He's gonna Brady'll be fine. He'll be serviceable.

1238
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 2: He's not three hundred thousand dollars million dollar contract serviceable.

1239
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 2: He'll be He's fine, dude.

1240
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: Kevin Burkher, there's no way he lasts his whole contract, right,

1241
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: he'll he'll quit before that.

1242
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 2: No, he'll quit for eighteen weeks though. Kevin Burkhart is

1243
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 2: gonna have to breastfeed dude. He has to lead Brady

1244
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 2: into everything. Damn uh what what did you see there? Tom?

1245
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 2: I mean, uh, Parsons, you gotta put two guys on him.

1246
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 1: Hey, Tom, what do you think of Deshaun Watson? What's

1247
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 1: your name? Kevin?

1248
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 2: Ah?

1249
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: Deshaun? Just like when you take two years off of football,

1250
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: you don't get it back. Like it's hard to come

1251
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: back out of two years of football, you know what

1252
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 1: I mean.

1253
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 2: Let me just say that the best breakdown of Brady

1254
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 2: was you thought you were gonna get Tony Romo breakdown

1255
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 2: because Brady was one step above Tony Romo on the field.

1256
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 1: I think a little bit more than one.

1257
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 2: But okay, right, but then you get the breakdown Tom.

1258
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 2: Brady's breakdowns compared to Tony, romos are about ten steps lower. Tom,

1259
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 2: What did you see there? Is? What is Dak saying?

1260
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 2: Changing the play, changing the play at the line? Okay,

1261
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 2: thank you? I mean I think the six year old

1262
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 2: toddler at lunchboxes house could have probably said that, dude.

1263
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 2: And then his favorite quote, he said it three times.

1264
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 2: He goes Kevin, ten yards is hard in the NFL.

1265
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 2: Twenty yards is really hard, and he's obsessed with line.

1266
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 2: You know how I'm obsessed with time and parking and shit.

1267
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 2: Brady's fucking obsessed with yardage and moving forward. I mean

1268
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 2: the biggest problem with the Browns is they're moving backwards.

1269
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 2: You gotta move forwards.

1270
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 1: Well, no shit, Tom.

1271
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 2: Kevin again this second time quoting this, Kevin Brady, what

1272
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 2: did you see there? Twenty yards is hard in the NFL.

1273
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 2: You've got to do smaller increments and then give yourself

1274
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 2: a manageable third down. Dude, he is obsessed with yards

1275
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 2: and shit every time it's it's tough, you say it.

1276
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 2: Every time they're going backwards. That's not where you want

1277
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 2: to go? Do you want to go? For his? Bro?

1278
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,919
Speaker 2: That's his brain. That's his breakdown, bro, that's his brain.

1279
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 2: I mean, Tom, we want like some code red or

1280
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 2: like some O Maha ship. Dude, I thought, dude, I

1281
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 2: thought he was gonna be like fucking I thought, I

1282
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 2: really did think he was gonna be like.

1283
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 1: Lucy and bun Well.

1284
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 2: No, no, I thought he watches tape? Uh Tom, what did

1285
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 2: he do there? What happened? Just overthrew him?

1286
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: Tom, I'm two beers deep and I know that he

1287
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: overthow it. What are you talking a man that's bunny?

1288
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 2: And then the corniest thing of all the he you

1289
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 2: know they do in game commercials. Yeah, Tom Brady's dumb

1290
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 2: ass Tostitos chip is airing, and they showed the camera

1291
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 2: of Tom watching his own commercial, like guys, can the

1292
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 2: vanity get anymore? Like? Stop? And then Kevin Burkhart got

1293
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,959
Speaker 2: a commercial yourself air in there, Tom, back to the game,

1294
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 2: We're here at seven. Kevin Burkhardt's great. Yeah, like he

1295
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Speaker 2: couldn't have done a more phenomenal job.

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01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,919
Speaker 1: But he really, deep down I think misses Greg Olsen.

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01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 1: He probably when they said, hey, we're gonna take Greg

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01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 1: Olson out and we're gonna put Tom Brady in, he

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01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 1: was probably pissed.

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01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 2: Honest opinion, you guys are actually gonna take a lot

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01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 2: from this. So you want to watch a train wreck? Right, Yeah,

1302
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 2: there's three different steps. You either want it to be

1303
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 2: Tony Romo good as a broadcaster, that's amazing. Then there's

1304
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 2: the opposite of that, a fucking train wreck. Then there's

1305
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 2: in the middle where it just sucks and it's just

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01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 2: like I think I'm gonna change the channel. It's not

1307
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 2: a complete train wreck, but it's just not good. So

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01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 2: there were multiple times, who else the other broadcaster? What's

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01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 2: another channel? What are we on? I'm he's gonna improve,

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01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 2: but he's not good. He's not gonna be good because

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01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 2: he really doesn't have that great of a personality.

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01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I said, I didn't want I wish I

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01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 1: would have watched more so I could have feedback. I

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01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 1: just didn't do it. My buddy Garrett text me goes, hey,

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01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: you think Tom's gonna be a good announcer. I was like,

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01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: I think it'll be fine. He goes, I don't think

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01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 1: so he won't say anything negative about players. And on

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01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 1: my own he goes, I go you watch it. He goes, yeah,

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01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 1: just that I love the Cowboys. They're really good. Okay,

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Speaker 1: cool man, great insight. Thanks for I was asking more

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01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: about Tom Brady. I could see the Cowboys were playing well,

1322
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 1: but they're playing Deshaun Watson.

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01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:35,960
Speaker 2: He's a corpse.

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01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: That's bad. I mean I heard that the Colts Texans

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01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 1: game was good. Didn't watch it because I watched every

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01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,480
Speaker 1: single play of the Bears game and it was just like,

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01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 1: this is terrible football.

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01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 2: You can watch two games at once. Hell, YouTube TV.

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01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 1: I don't have YouTube TV.

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01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 2: I was watching five games at once. And then I

1331
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 2: also got a sports ticker where every time a team scores,

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01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 2: it shows me that they scored. Ah, so then I

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01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 2: can see that they scored it. Then I know which

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01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 2: TV to look at.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but the good games were Chiefs and Ravens, Eagles,

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01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 1: Packers was Friday. Colts and Texans was good, I guess, and.

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01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 2: You gotta say Bears and Titans was a great game.

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01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 1: It was a terrible game, right, that was terrible football. O.

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01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 1: What was exciting about it? I mean it was exciting

1340
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: the punt block and the interception, but like aesthetically it was,

1341
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 1: there was no movement offensively, there was nothing. No one

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01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: moved the ball. Yeah.

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01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 2: I don't know how Tom Brady comes back from that.

1344
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 2: And I don't know how Caleb Williams comes back from that.

1345
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 2: But you know what the greatest thing about our country

1346
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 2: is you dust yourself off by the boot straps and

1347
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 2: you pick your dick up. I was inspirational this weekend.

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01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 2: I had really come up after that drunk.

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01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I betyby the fuck. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. You're never coming in on a Monday again, dude,

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01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 2: you're weird on a Monday. Yeah.

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01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: My day was a little upset that Auburn lost. He

1353
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 1: was watching on his phone at the neighborhood party and

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01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,840
Speaker 1: he was walking around. He was like, oh my gosh,

1355
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,080
Speaker 1: we're so bad. We're so bad at that. So we're

1356
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 1: not taking any road trips to Auburn this year. And

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01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't know, man, that's bad.

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01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 2: Who's even their quarterbacks Stidham cam Newton.

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01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I thought Hugh Freeze was supposed

1360
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 1: to turn that ship around. But I have no idea.

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01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 2: I don't know.

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01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 1: But Texas, man, they back, Yeah, they back. Hey, Sam Allener,

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01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 1: you're right, we back.

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01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 2: Hey.

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01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,760
Speaker 1: Jayden Daniels didn't look.

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01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 2: Very good either.

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01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: The hell is Jayden Daniels, the quarterback for the Red Commanders, gotcha.

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01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 1: I mean he throwing the ball, terrible running the ball.

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01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: He looked bad ass.

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01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 2: So it's a competition. Bon Nicks sucks the least for Heisman,

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01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 2: for NFL Heisman Cookie of the yearn to be.

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Speaker 1: They were all so bad. Who was Malik Neighbors had

1373
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 1: like fifty yards brought bowers, He had a couple of

1374
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 1: catches he did. Yeah, like I don't know how many,

1375
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 1: but fifty.

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01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 2: They all sucked.

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01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: All the quarterbacks sucked. Bone Knicks looked. I mean they

1378
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 1: were averaging like three yards of play, like Deshaun Watson

1379
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 1: averaged like three yards a throw.

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01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 2: Boy, that game was brutal and dude, and the announcers

1381
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 2: are just trying to will it to be a good game. Brady,

1382
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 2: it's like a twenty seven point game. I mean, if

1383
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 2: if they can get a touchdown here and you just

1384
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 2: start picking away at it. I mean, dude, the announcers

1385
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 2: couldn't have been begging for a better game more and more. Uh, Tom,

1386
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 2: do you think they can come back starts with this position?

1387
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 2: You've gotta go forward. They can't start backwards.

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01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 1: Hey, and the Browns only oh, Deshaun Watson like one

1389
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy two more million dollars. Oh my god.

1390
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna throw bottles on the field. Oh my god.

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01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:42,920
Speaker 1: They're so bad, so bad,