WEBVTT - "The Nanny Expert" with Christi Chiello 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:04.040 The listeners of the Unofficial Expert podcast. Zipcar is offering 0:00:04.080 --> 0:00:08.000 twenty five dollars of free driving credit at zipcar dot com. 0:00:08.080 --> 0:00:10.960 So to earn that twenty five dollars of free driving credit, 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:15.640 go to join zipcar dot com slash Unofficial Experts again. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:19.320 That's join zipcar dot com slash Unofficial Experts to earn 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:20.840 free driving credit. 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:27.280 Hey hey, I see you're just sexy as voice today. 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:32.680 This is Marie after Hours. Welcome to the Unofficial Expert 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:33.280 and it's. 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:35.000 The Sydney Washington Party people. 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:39.120 I'm the loud one today. Yeah, she's doing a different 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:41.760 type of show. I just want to see. This is 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:46.199 very NPR. Right now, I'm wearing an argyle list. 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:49.760 With no pants and I have no socks on. 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:53.360 Okay, who needs Socks'? Super hot out here? Thanks girl. 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.840 All right, So Marie, were you're an expert in this week? 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:58.640 Oh? We will start with me. Well, I was an 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:02.320 expert at responding to emails professionally all week. 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:05.000 Oh let me know, because I need help. You need 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:05.800 help because I just be. 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:10.000 Like, hey, hey, I had somebody who would email me. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.880 They would be like hey there, uh who is this? 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:14.160 Who's what is hey? 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:14.400 There? 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:18.760 But you know, uh, you know, I hit a hi, comma, 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.200 whatever the person's name is. But I think the most 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:24.080 important part is like how you end the email right, 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:27.520 like the best or the thanks. 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.600 Or say thanks too much. I'll say thanks up top 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:30.320 and then thanks. 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:34.040 Do you do thanks exclamation point and then your name? No? Okay, 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:36.759 because every once in a while, like if I'm feeling cash, 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:39.160 I'll do that like a thanks exclamation point. 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:42.959 No, I say thank you kamma or thanks kamma, talk 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:43.959 to you later, kamma. 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:47.919 T two L two S Do you do a regards? 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:50.040 Do you ever close with like a regard that is 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:53.520 not me as a person? So I just can't yo. 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:56.120 My sister will end with warmest regards. 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.760 I'm like, do you know this person? She sounds like 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:00.560 she's from Nantucket the way. 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:02.520 That the way my sister types, like when she does 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:05.880 she does emails, I feel like she'd be like whomever, 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:10.480 there are four a forethought. I'd be like, what, like 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:12.720 what you don't talk like this in real life, and 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:14.000 she'd be like, but this is how I type. 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:17.200 And I could see that though her face says like. 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:23.040 Warm regards, warmest regard, kind regards, what's it? Sincerely? Are 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:23.920 you Are you hitting them? 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:28.040 No, I haven't done a sincerely since college. 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:29.840 Maybe are sincerely? Is not cool? 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:30.280 Is that this? 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:33.639 Are sincerely out? I feel like they're they're out. 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:34.480 It's best? 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:38.000 Best is what it is? The best? Comma? Okay that means. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.720 So that's what I did. I responded to a bunch 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:43.400 of emails this week. It takes me a while sometime 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:46.320 to respond to people about things like it might take 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:49.359 me like a couple of days, but it'll be And 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:51.600 I'm My new thing is I don't say sorry if 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:56.400 I'm not actually sorry. When were you saying sorry before? Well, 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:58.440 you know, you'd be like sorry for the delay or sorry? 0:02:58.600 --> 0:02:59.880 Are you saying it because I see you? 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:01.079 Oh hey, y'all. 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:03.280 Hey, I'm here an hour late. 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:04.280 So what I'm here now? 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:06.200 I'm not saying sorry no more. You caught me on 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:08.320 me at the beginning of the nut saying sorry if 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:13.560 I'm not sorry. That's it. I'm an expert at being 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:19.760 very sincere. Mmm, send your father my regards, Send to Washington, Sidney. 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:20.960 What were you an expert in this week? 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:27.040 I was an expert at receiving compliments from the guy 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:27.800 said the bodega. 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:30.960 That is listen, that's the skill that you need to listen. 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:32.400 It's a skill. 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:34.120 You gotta know how to talk to them, and you 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:36.240 gotta know how to accept it and just keep it moving. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:39.560 You gotta know how exactly it's important to like catch it, 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:43.280 throw it down, turn around, and get caught there because 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:45.160 then now you live in front of the bodego. Yeah. 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.000 I was wearing this head wrap and I was getting 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:49.360 a lot of cat calls. They were like, what up natural, 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:52.960 I'm like, he don't know. I got bundles. 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:54.160 Underneath this thing. Thank you. 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:57.640 And then another guy just looked me all up and 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.320 down and was like, you got nice ankles. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:02.240 Like ank that's it, that's all I that's literal. 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:03.080 But I took that. 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:04.720 I was like, you know what, maybe I'll maybe I'll 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:06.920 do about nicicles. I mean they're a little dry, but 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:07.720 thank you. 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:10.000 I feel like compliments, a lot of women don't know. 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:13.000 We don't know how to receive a compliment. Now, a 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.320 lot of women will get a compliment and then be like, oh, 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.440 oh this this is old, or oh this I got 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:22.800 this for twelve dollars, or oh me, you meet me. 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:26.400 You Like a lot of women don't know how to 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:28.120 disaccept the compliment and just keep it moving. 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:30.400 Yeah, even though having fit that cat calling video and 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:32.440 he's like, damn me, must be a lot of money. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.400 I was like, that's a comp girl. You said you 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:35.520 like five thousand dollars. 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.719 Okay, take that, take that in. That's starting Okay, you're 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:40.000 starting off five thousand. 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:40.680 That's a great bid. 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:41.960 That's a great opening bid. 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:43.920 That's a great bit. 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:47.279 Speaking of great opening bid, Oh my goodness. I actually 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:51.440 this transition doesn't make any sense. But we have a 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:55.839 great opening bid. We have a Christy Cello. Here is 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:56.760 that expert today? 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:57.120 Hi? 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:57.599 Girl? 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:59.479 Yes, a really. 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:02.000 Really good friend CC. That's what we call Can we 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:02.640 call you CC on? 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:05.479 I want that to be a thing everybody calls me. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:07.839 Now I'm trying to get everyone to call me CC. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:08.240 This. 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.960 This was the that was the greatest intro of all time, 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.760 so hard. I was trying to not laugh into the microphone. 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:16.360 Do you have anything that you wanted? Are you good 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:17.760 at sending emails? Like? How do you close? 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:18.159 Yes? 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:24.320 And how I end my emails is warmly. Why that's 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:27.480 a pretty nice one because it's not best regards. 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:30.920 But it's why girl regards. 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:32.279 Warmer. 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:35.800 But you said your sister does a forethought. 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:40.360 She's just like legal jargon. I'd be like, this is 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.880 you sending this to somebody on pricelist, like they don't need. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.320 Is your sister esquire? Like what's going on? 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:48.680 She got a pH got I don't know if you got 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:49.360 a master's degree. 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:53.240 I think you're both really experts though in those in 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:55.440 those fields, and you with the bodega. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:57.680 I try to take the compliments as best I can. 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:00.560 Are you good? Are you? Are you was receiving? 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:04.360 It's funny that it's funny because when you said, oh 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:06.120 this it's twelve dollars. 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:07.880 I was like, oh fuck, I do that all the time. 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:11.080 I think part of it's like just wanting to relate 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:13.240 to someone, like if some I really do get a 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:15.560 lot of happiness to someone's like, oh I love your dress, 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:17.880 and I'm like, oh my god, this was actually nine 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:19.719 ninety nine and h and M Like I like sharing 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:23.279 that knowledge. But it is like it's a way listing yeah, 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:26.760 and I think it's important just to be like thank you. 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:27.480 Well. 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:29.479 It's different from like if you see somebody with a 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:31.120 mink on You're like, oh my god, that's a nice 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:32.840 mink You're like, that's right. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:33.720 This is money. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.080 I'm not going to tell you how much this is expensive. 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:37.640 Yeah, I just know I paid a lot of money 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:40.480 for it. Yeah, and don't touch me. You don't, are 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:43.359 you somebody? When someone gives you guys a compliment, do 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:44.920 you then feel like you need to give that person 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:45.640 a compliment too. 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:48.239 Sometimes sometimes it's awkward. 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:50.320 It's like I. 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.719 Think I am that person. I think that i'll like 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.720 look to give them a compliment. And I don't know, 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:58.120 I don't know why. 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:01.040 You'll look at You'll look at them like nice ankles, 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:04.120 that's all you'll do, exactly. 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:04.359 No. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.320 I was walking down the street and my sister yesterday 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:08.080 and it was these two people in front of us, 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.520 and one of them was a dude, and then the 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:13.720 other one was like like a weirdly shaped woman and 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:18.280 we were both like the body and the hair. The 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:22.160 wig was a madder, like a mad hey, hey, listen, listen. 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:26.640 It was like a mermaid wad it less terrible, And 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:29.440 then we all stopped at the crosswalk at the same 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:31.320 time and it turned around. We were like and it 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:34.560 was a guide, right, and he was like he was like, oh, 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.640 I love your hair. Talking to my sister and she 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:39.400 was like, oh, thank you, And she was like trying 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:43.040 to find something to compliment and she couldn't. She's like, 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:45.640 thank you. 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:49.040 That's what we got to do is to thank you. 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:50.440 Take the thanks. 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:51.120 Yeah. 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:54.720 CZ So you're a comedian and a comedian. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:58.400 You've been on Jeff Ross, Comedy Central, Roast Battle, I 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:05.280 have and trail. You got passports for comedy, like I 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:07.160 know the passport stamps. 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:08.480 We are very impressed. 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:09.480 Thank you. 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:12.480 Today we brought you in to be the expert on 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:15.640 Nanny's You're an expert. 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.480 It's like so funny, like yeah, I'm not yeah. 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:21.960 No, to be like a childcare. 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:23.480 Child care expert. I mean I do. 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:26.320 Have oh wait, wait, what's the other word on a. 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.000 Poor up. 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:31.960 Some expert? I am so far. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:33.720 A pair a parent. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:36.800 I don't know how you stay that crazy like a pair. 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:40.480 A pair marine. Can you bring me up? 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:40.679 Pair? 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:44.000 Yeah, that's what you are. 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.720 How long have you been killing the childhood? The child care? 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:52.040 You don't even want to know. How long would you know? Okay, 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:58.559 I'll tell you over ten years. That's beautiful child's care experience. 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:02.240 Now this goes back in life. I mean, I don't 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.600 know how much time you ladies had a little bit, 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:07.080 but I used to do, Like my one of my 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:09.880 first jobs growing up was like I worked with kids 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:13.040 at this theater camp and then. 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:18.880 Off the theater. 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.600 Growing up, No, I was in some place you never 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:24.440 in the music man, No, what is that is that? 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:27.240 The places were like church plays. 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:31.760 Oh and a church play would be so elaborate and. 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:33.600 It doesn't even have the right kind of costumes. I 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:37.720 was going off script at the church. Oh yeah, cracking jokes, 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:39.440 cracking the congregation up. 0:09:39.679 --> 0:09:42.040 But they never have the outfits. They never have the costumes. 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:43.840 You just go as in your church clothes. 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.240 I feel like my mom would put like a sheet, 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:46.440 you know. 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:49.520 I was like wise men or something, Yeah, like sow 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:50.360 some sheets together. 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:53.080 I was one of the wise men, just killing the jokes, Like. 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:58.839 Why do I have this Paisley pillowcase on? Just killing 0:09:58.840 --> 0:09:59.160 the game? 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:01.280 So yes, but own musical theater. 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.440 I used to do a lot of musical theaters. I 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:06.360 worked with kids doing that. 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:07.840 My mom kind. 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.240 Of like ran a daycare out of my house. 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:10.880 Growing up. 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:14.319 I was always trying to get that money. 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:21.840 I I'm here for it on those threets. 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:24.880 So I've been doing it for a long time. 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.200 And then I moved to the city waited tables, and 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:31.160 I put it ad on Craigslist looking for babysitting work, 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:38.120 and through like this fluke weird thing, this very wealthy 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:41.560 family responded to my Craigslist post and I worked for 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:43.439 them for six years. 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:46.040 Did you have sex with it? 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:49.640 Craigslist? 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:54.040 This was This was when Craigslist I think wasn't as creepy. 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.480 I think has always been. 0:10:57.240 --> 0:11:03.520 When Craig first it was, it was for some ass Craig. 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:05.200 But now you can sell your panties on Craig. 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:07.400 Now it's creeps only. 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.000 But I feel like Craigslist was always for the. 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:12.600 Creep You're probably right, You're probably right. 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:16.440 Okay, So six six years on the books, they write 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:17.880 you out checks or they pay you cash. 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:19.440 It was like half and half. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:20.840 Okay. 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.880 I've done since you at this point for a few 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:27.400 families here, and I've done on the books and I've 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:33.240 done not but but you know, it's like a job 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:34.400 at a lot of hours. 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:39.040 I like to be on the book. I'm scared of. 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:39.760 The I r S. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:43.280 Yeah, are you good? 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:44.960 You're scared of the IRS. 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:49.120 I've never heard somebody you're afraid of the IRS. 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:51.400 I'm a lot of scared of the IRN good. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:55.160 You better. You better gather these legal coins, build that 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:57.800 social security that's not gonna be around when you need it. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.400 So six years. Did you live with them in house? 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:02.000 No? 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:06.319 I didn't live with them, but I traveled with them alone. 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:10.360 Where did you guys go to the Caribbean? Yeah? They 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:11.079 stay that. 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:17.120 Went to the Caribbean, yep. And I actually went over 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:20.600 like Christmas break. They were Jewish and I missed. I 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:23.800 came home to see my family the day after Christmas. 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:29.680 They were like, what family? You don't have a family? Hours? Did? Okay? 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.360 Did when you go on trips, do they pay you 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:34.160 the same amount or you get extra extra? 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:38.640 You get like that overnight you know, pay you for 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:41.240 your time for your travel because you're technically you know, 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:41.880 on call. 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:46.280 So but when you were on vacation with them, you 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:47.360 were not on vacation. 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:47.960 You're working. 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:48.800 That's the thing. 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:49.840 Did you wear a bikini? 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.720 I did, and I actually had like my body was 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:54.679 like eighty pounds later than I did. 0:12:54.800 --> 0:13:00.280 Next that means you're invisible, thank you. 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:02.199 I was like a little skinny minnie. 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:09.800 Wait, now, is there like a nanny union if you 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:14.439 belong to a well, isn't there a babysitters Clubs. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:19.640 With Klaudia and Christy Christy May I can't. 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:23.880 Remember who else was. Claudia is the legit the only 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:24.760 person that I remember. 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:27.640 And then they all had like fanny pack. Was there 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:29.439 any Joe or some baby Joe? 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.760 I think maybe somewhere they all have fanny packs. 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:36.120 And wind breakers. It was like the tombaway. That's probably 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:37.439 a lesbian now I know. 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:40.160 Chrissy is always like the diikey one. Is that bad? 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:40.840 Really? 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:41.440 Yeah? 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.240 I feel like remember now and then If I remember 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.920 now and then, Christy was like a she was chubby, 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.840 kind of frumpy. I feel like Christy is always a frumpy, 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:53.040 frumpy chubs cup. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:58.480 You're doing well, CC hush your mouth, so you would 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:00.520 you went on vacations, went on vacation. 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:03.559 Now the kids are like stuck with you the whole time, 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:06.040 and that they're like, you know, shacking up in the 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:09.120 honeymoon suite, like the are you in a room with 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:09.680 the kids? 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:10.360 How does that work? 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:12.360 I was in a room with the kids. 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:16.040 That's awful, and they were young at the time in 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:17.200 America with his family. 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:18.760 What if you wanted to masturbate? 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:22.000 Like, why would you? That's so rude? 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:25.040 If what if you want going to work while I'm 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:27.080 trying to masturbate, you. 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:30.120 Know, but I'm sure you would have some off hours, 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:30.440 you know. 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:34.560 Yes, I would have off hours. It really wasn't bad 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:37.040 at all. Like I would have time during the day. 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:38.600 They'd be like, Oh, we're going to hang out with 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:41.280 the kids, go chill out by the pool for a 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:42.560 few hours, or go do this. 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:45.640 Have you ever gotten Have you ever gotten any d 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:47.960 on these trips with the family? 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:48.760 No? 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:51.760 No, you know what I used to. 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:55.320 There was a guy who worked at the kids school 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:57.320 who I went on a few dates. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.920 When was he or was he the principal? 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:01.120 He wore. 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:04.560 You guys, both were in such different direction. 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:06.520 Yes, she's going to meet us halfway. She's going to 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:07.120 meet us halfway. 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:10.359 He worked at like the administration. 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:12.520 Also, he was a secretary. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.160 Yeah, basically faxine and silent. 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:22.120 Working maxine and work and mainly yeah, licking those stamps, like. 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:25.560 In those stamps and did he lick. 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:27.200 No? 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:28.920 Would you have led him? 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:34.200 Yes? Administrative? That sounds that sounds like he's in power, 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:34.680 but he's not. 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:36.520 He was also a comedian. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:40.320 Oh and then he now lives in l It's ruined. 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:41.960 Is still in l a. 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:45.080 He's more of an actor now, but it's like legit things. 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:45.840 Oh what is he doing? 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:49.240 He's been on some HBO shows, little bit parts, but like, 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:50.440 you know, decent parts. 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:53.560 He lent you up extra work. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:56.000 For like a film. 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:58.200 I'm not gonna say yeah, she can't say, just write 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:02.160 it down and don't you dear Marie sign It is 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:03.120 always trying to get. 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:07.520 The dirt name name, She's all she'll tell you girls after. 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.400 She's Wendy Williams of comedy. She's trying to get your teeth. 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:11.920 I love don't let her. 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:14.440 I love tea. I love that. I don't care how 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:14.840 cold it is. 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:16.840 You guys, have you girls have a good way about 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:19.160 you where it's like it's such a relaxed environment. 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:26.000 My legs, my legs, her legs open and she dragging 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:27.440 the phone between. 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:30.280 Her two booths, literally between her boots TwixT her wrists, 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:31.520 laying back on the couch. 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:33.400 Could not be more relaxed. You should have seen her 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:39.000 when it puts my She was laying on the couch 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.120 and putting her feet in Karen's mouth. 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:43.840 Was Karen projectile vomiting? 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:46.360 Know what you're trying to say about my feet? 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:48.720 Don't have bad feet at all. I don't know why 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:51.360 you make some money jokes. You send the least flattering 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.600 photos of your feet, Okay. 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.400 Keep it real. She's like, you need to filter, you 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:56.160 need that cpia. 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:01.600 Not bad feet at all. You photographed them to look bad. 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:03.800 I think if I was a child, what would you 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:04.680 say about my feet? 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:05.840 They were cute? 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:07.960 I would say that I could see your whole vagina 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:09.520 right now. That's what I would say. 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:13.200 Oh my god, vagina, do you see how trying? 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:20.720 It's so dry? It needs some shape butters, No, I do, 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:21.320 she does. 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:23.920 But it was coming out, it was coming out the side. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:27.200 I was like that it was roast beef on that ass. Yo. 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:29.320 And it wasn't just my vagina. 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:32.679 It was probably like my my rectum and vagina all night, 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:37.280 like three holes. I don't even know we had three holes. Dude, 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:38.879 Why did I say something? 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:41.960 I did say something like before, though I said it 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:42.560 when I saw it. 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:45.920 Oh my god, do you see something something? 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:48.440 Wait, so Christy, so you're on these trips. Oh so 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:50.639