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Speaker 2: Hey hey, I see you're just sexy as voice today.
Speaker 1: This is Marie after Hours. Welcome to the Unofficial Expert
Speaker 1: and it's.
Speaker 3: The Sydney Washington Party people.
Speaker 1: I'm the loud one today. Yeah, she's doing a different
Speaker 1: type of show. I just want to see. This is
Speaker 1: very NPR. Right now, I'm wearing an argyle list.
Speaker 3: With no pants and I have no socks on.
Speaker 1: Okay, who needs Socks'? Super hot out here? Thanks girl.
Speaker 3: All right, So Marie, were you're an expert in this week?
Speaker 1: Oh? We will start with me. Well, I was an
Speaker 1: expert at responding to emails professionally all week.
Speaker 3: Oh let me know, because I need help. You need
Speaker 3: help because I just be.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, hey, I had somebody who would email me.
Speaker 4: They would be like hey there, uh who is this?
Speaker 4: Who's what is hey?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 1: But you know, uh, you know, I hit a hi, comma,
Speaker 1: whatever the person's name is. But I think the most
Speaker 1: important part is like how you end the email right,
Speaker 1: like the best or the thanks.
Speaker 2: Or say thanks too much. I'll say thanks up top
Speaker 2: and then thanks.
Speaker 1: Do you do thanks exclamation point and then your name? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: because every once in a while, like if I'm feeling cash,
Speaker 1: I'll do that like a thanks exclamation point.
Speaker 2: No, I say thank you kamma or thanks kamma, talk
Speaker 2: to you later, kamma.
Speaker 1: T two L two S Do you do a regards?
Speaker 1: Do you ever close with like a regard that is
Speaker 1: not me as a person? So I just can't yo.
Speaker 1: My sister will end with warmest regards.
Speaker 3: I'm like, do you know this person? She sounds like
Speaker 3: she's from Nantucket the way.
Speaker 1: That the way my sister types, like when she does
Speaker 1: she does emails, I feel like she'd be like whomever,
Speaker 1: there are four a forethought. I'd be like, what, like
Speaker 1: what you don't talk like this in real life, and
Speaker 1: she'd be like, but this is how I type.
Speaker 3: And I could see that though her face says like.
Speaker 1: Warm regards, warmest regard, kind regards, what's it? Sincerely? Are
Speaker 1: you Are you hitting them?
Speaker 3: No, I haven't done a sincerely since college.
Speaker 1: Maybe are sincerely? Is not cool?
Speaker 3: Is that this?
Speaker 1: Are sincerely out? I feel like they're they're out.
Speaker 3: It's best?
Speaker 1: Best is what it is? The best? Comma? Okay that means.
Speaker 1: So that's what I did. I responded to a bunch
Speaker 1: of emails this week. It takes me a while sometime
Speaker 1: to respond to people about things like it might take
Speaker 1: me like a couple of days, but it'll be And
Speaker 1: I'm My new thing is I don't say sorry if
Speaker 1: I'm not actually sorry. When were you saying sorry before? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, you'd be like sorry for the delay or sorry?
Speaker 3: Are you saying it because I see you?
Speaker 5: Oh hey, y'all.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm here an hour late.
Speaker 3: So what I'm here now?
Speaker 1: I'm not saying sorry no more. You caught me on
Speaker 1: me at the beginning of the nut saying sorry if
Speaker 1: I'm not sorry. That's it. I'm an expert at being
Speaker 1: very sincere. Mmm, send your father my regards, Send to Washington, Sidney.
Speaker 1: What were you an expert in this week?
Speaker 2: I was an expert at receiving compliments from the guy
Speaker 2: said the bodega.
Speaker 1: That is listen, that's the skill that you need to listen.
Speaker 3: It's a skill.
Speaker 2: You gotta know how to talk to them, and you
Speaker 2: gotta know how to accept it and just keep it moving.
Speaker 1: You gotta know how exactly it's important to like catch it,
Speaker 1: throw it down, turn around, and get caught there because
Speaker 1: then now you live in front of the bodego. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was wearing this head wrap and I was getting
Speaker 2: a lot of cat calls. They were like, what up natural,
Speaker 2: I'm like, he don't know. I got bundles.
Speaker 3: Underneath this thing. Thank you.
Speaker 2: And then another guy just looked me all up and
Speaker 2: down and was like, you got nice ankles.
Speaker 3: Like ank that's it, that's all I that's literal.
Speaker 1: But I took that.
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, maybe I'll maybe I'll
Speaker 2: do about nicicles. I mean they're a little dry, but
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: I feel like compliments, a lot of women don't know.
Speaker 1: We don't know how to receive a compliment. Now, a
Speaker 1: lot of women will get a compliment and then be like, oh,
Speaker 1: oh this this is old, or oh this I got
Speaker 1: this for twelve dollars, or oh me, you meet me.
Speaker 1: You Like a lot of women don't know how to
Speaker 1: disaccept the compliment and just keep it moving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even though having fit that cat calling video and
Speaker 2: he's like, damn me, must be a lot of money.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's a comp girl. You said you
Speaker 3: like five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Okay, take that, take that in. That's starting Okay, you're
Speaker 2: starting off five thousand.
Speaker 3: That's a great bid.
Speaker 1: That's a great opening bid.
Speaker 3: That's a great bit.
Speaker 1: Speaking of great opening bid, Oh my goodness. I actually
Speaker 1: this transition doesn't make any sense. But we have a
Speaker 1: great opening bid. We have a Christy Cello. Here is
Speaker 1: that expert today?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 3: Girl?
Speaker 1: Yes, a really.
Speaker 3: Really good friend CC. That's what we call Can we
Speaker 3: call you CC on?
Speaker 6: I want that to be a thing everybody calls me.
Speaker 6: Now I'm trying to get everyone to call me CC.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 5: This was the that was the greatest intro of all time,
Speaker 5: so hard. I was trying to not laugh into the microphone.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything that you wanted? Are you good
Speaker 1: at sending emails? Like? How do you close?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: And how I end my emails is warmly. Why that's
Speaker 6: a pretty nice one because it's not best regards.
Speaker 3: But it's why girl regards.
Speaker 1: Warmer.
Speaker 5: But you said your sister does a forethought.
Speaker 1: She's just like legal jargon. I'd be like, this is
Speaker 1: you sending this to somebody on pricelist, like they don't need.
Speaker 3: Is your sister esquire? Like what's going on?
Speaker 1: She got a pH got I don't know if you got
Speaker 1: a master's degree.
Speaker 6: I think you're both really experts though in those in
Speaker 6: those fields, and you with the bodega.
Speaker 3: I try to take the compliments as best I can.
Speaker 1: Are you good? Are you? Are you was receiving?
Speaker 6: It's funny that it's funny because when you said, oh
Speaker 6: this it's twelve dollars.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh fuck, I do that all the time.
Speaker 6: I think part of it's like just wanting to relate
Speaker 6: to someone, like if some I really do get a
Speaker 6: lot of happiness to someone's like, oh I love your dress,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, oh my god, this was actually nine
Speaker 6: ninety nine and h and M Like I like sharing
Speaker 6: that knowledge. But it is like it's a way listing yeah,
Speaker 6: and I think it's important just to be like thank you.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: It's different from like if you see somebody with a
Speaker 2: mink on You're like, oh my god, that's a nice
Speaker 2: mink You're like, that's right.
Speaker 1: This is money.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell you how much this is expensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just know I paid a lot of money
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, and don't touch me. You don't, are
Speaker 1: you somebody? When someone gives you guys a compliment, do
Speaker 1: you then feel like you need to give that person
Speaker 1: a compliment too.
Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes it's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's like I.
Speaker 6: Think I am that person. I think that i'll like
Speaker 6: look to give them a compliment. And I don't know,
Speaker 6: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: You'll look at You'll look at them like nice ankles,
Speaker 3: that's all you'll do, exactly.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I was walking down the street and my sister yesterday
Speaker 1: and it was these two people in front of us,
Speaker 1: and one of them was a dude, and then the
Speaker 1: other one was like like a weirdly shaped woman and
Speaker 1: we were both like the body and the hair. The
Speaker 1: wig was a madder, like a mad hey, hey, listen, listen.
Speaker 1: It was like a mermaid wad it less terrible, And
Speaker 1: then we all stopped at the crosswalk at the same
Speaker 1: time and it turned around. We were like and it
Speaker 1: was a guide, right, and he was like he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I love your hair. Talking to my sister and she
Speaker 1: was like, oh, thank you, And she was like trying
Speaker 1: to find something to compliment and she couldn't. She's like,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 3: That's what we got to do is to thank you.
Speaker 1: Take the thanks.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: CZ So you're a comedian and a comedian.
Speaker 2: You've been on Jeff Ross, Comedy Central, Roast Battle, I
Speaker 2: have and trail. You got passports for comedy, like I
Speaker 2: know the passport stamps.
Speaker 1: We are very impressed.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Today we brought you in to be the expert on
Speaker 2: Nanny's You're an expert.
Speaker 5: It's like so funny, like yeah, I'm not yeah.
Speaker 1: No, to be like a childcare.
Speaker 5: Child care expert. I mean I do.
Speaker 3: Have oh wait, wait, what's the other word on a.
Speaker 1: Poor up.
Speaker 5: Some expert? I am so far.
Speaker 1: A pair a parent.
Speaker 5: I don't know how you stay that crazy like a pair.
Speaker 3: A pair marine. Can you bring me up?
Speaker 5: Pair?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you are.
Speaker 4: How long have you been killing the childhood? The child care?
Speaker 6: You don't even want to know. How long would you know? Okay,
Speaker 6: I'll tell you over ten years. That's beautiful child's care experience.
Speaker 6: Now this goes back in life. I mean, I don't
Speaker 6: know how much time you ladies had a little bit,
Speaker 6: but I used to do, Like my one of my
Speaker 6: first jobs growing up was like I worked with kids
Speaker 6: at this theater camp and then.
Speaker 5: Off the theater.
Speaker 1: Growing up, No, I was in some place you never
Speaker 1: in the music man, No, what is that is that?
Speaker 3: The places were like church plays.
Speaker 2: Oh and a church play would be so elaborate and.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even have the right kind of costumes. I
Speaker 1: was going off script at the church. Oh yeah, cracking jokes,
Speaker 1: cracking the congregation up.
Speaker 2: But they never have the outfits. They never have the costumes.
Speaker 2: You just go as in your church clothes.
Speaker 1: I feel like my mom would put like a sheet,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: I was like wise men or something, Yeah, like sow
Speaker 3: some sheets together.
Speaker 1: I was one of the wise men, just killing the jokes, Like.
Speaker 3: Why do I have this Paisley pillowcase on? Just killing
Speaker 3: the game?
Speaker 1: So yes, but own musical theater.
Speaker 6: I used to do a lot of musical theaters. I
Speaker 6: worked with kids doing that.
Speaker 5: My mom kind.
Speaker 6: Of like ran a daycare out of my house.
Speaker 5: Growing up.
Speaker 3: I was always trying to get that money.
Speaker 1: I I'm here for it on those threets.
Speaker 5: So I've been doing it for a long time.
Speaker 6: And then I moved to the city waited tables, and
Speaker 6: I put it ad on Craigslist looking for babysitting work,
Speaker 6: and through like this fluke weird thing, this very wealthy
Speaker 6: family responded to my Craigslist post and I worked for
Speaker 6: them for six years.
Speaker 1: Did you have sex with it?
Speaker 5: Craigslist?
Speaker 6: This was This was when Craigslist I think wasn't as creepy.
Speaker 3: I think has always been.
Speaker 1: When Craig first it was, it was for some ass Craig.
Speaker 3: But now you can sell your panties on Craig.
Speaker 5: Now it's creeps only.
Speaker 3: But I feel like Craigslist was always for the.
Speaker 5: Creep You're probably right, You're probably right.
Speaker 2: Okay, So six six years on the books, they write
Speaker 2: you out checks or they pay you cash.
Speaker 5: It was like half and half.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: I've done since you at this point for a few
Speaker 6: families here, and I've done on the books and I've
Speaker 6: done not but but you know, it's like a job
Speaker 6: at a lot of hours.
Speaker 5: I like to be on the book. I'm scared of.
Speaker 1: The I r S.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you good?
Speaker 5: You're scared of the IRS.
Speaker 1: I've never heard somebody you're afraid of the IRS.
Speaker 5: I'm a lot of scared of the IRN good.
Speaker 1: You better. You better gather these legal coins, build that
Speaker 1: social security that's not gonna be around when you need it.
Speaker 1: So six years. Did you live with them in house?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: I didn't live with them, but I traveled with them alone.
Speaker 1: Where did you guys go to the Caribbean? Yeah? They
Speaker 1: stay that.
Speaker 6: Went to the Caribbean, yep. And I actually went over
Speaker 6: like Christmas break. They were Jewish and I missed. I
Speaker 6: came home to see my family the day after Christmas.
Speaker 1: They were like, what family? You don't have a family? Hours? Did? Okay?
Speaker 2: Did when you go on trips, do they pay you
Speaker 2: the same amount or you get extra extra?
Speaker 6: You get like that overnight you know, pay you for
Speaker 6: your time for your travel because you're technically you know,
Speaker 6: on call.
Speaker 2: So but when you were on vacation with them, you
Speaker 2: were not on vacation.
Speaker 1: You're working.
Speaker 5: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: Did you wear a bikini?
Speaker 6: I did, and I actually had like my body was
Speaker 6: like eighty pounds later than I did.
Speaker 1: Next that means you're invisible, thank you.
Speaker 5: I was like a little skinny minnie.
Speaker 1: Wait, now, is there like a nanny union if you
Speaker 1: belong to a well, isn't there a babysitters Clubs.
Speaker 5: With Klaudia and Christy Christy May I can't.
Speaker 4: Remember who else was. Claudia is the legit the only
Speaker 4: person that I remember.
Speaker 3: And then they all had like fanny pack. Was there
Speaker 3: any Joe or some baby Joe?
Speaker 5: I think maybe somewhere they all have fanny packs.
Speaker 1: And wind breakers. It was like the tombaway. That's probably
Speaker 1: a lesbian now I know.
Speaker 5: Chrissy is always like the diikey one. Is that bad?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I feel like remember now and then If I remember
Speaker 6: now and then, Christy was like a she was chubby,
Speaker 6: kind of frumpy. I feel like Christy is always a frumpy,
Speaker 6: frumpy chubs cup.
Speaker 2: You're doing well, CC hush your mouth, so you would
Speaker 2: you went on vacations, went on vacation.
Speaker 1: Now the kids are like stuck with you the whole time,
Speaker 1: and that they're like, you know, shacking up in the
Speaker 1: honeymoon suite, like the are you in a room with
Speaker 1: the kids?
Speaker 3: How does that work?
Speaker 5: I was in a room with the kids.
Speaker 6: That's awful, and they were young at the time in
Speaker 6: America with his family.
Speaker 3: What if you wanted to masturbate?
Speaker 1: Like, why would you? That's so rude?
Speaker 6: If what if you want going to work while I'm
Speaker 6: trying to masturbate, you.
Speaker 1: Know, but I'm sure you would have some off hours,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 6: Yes, I would have off hours. It really wasn't bad
Speaker 6: at all. Like I would have time during the day.
Speaker 6: They'd be like, Oh, we're going to hang out with
Speaker 6: the kids, go chill out by the pool for a
Speaker 6: few hours, or go do this.
Speaker 3: Have you ever gotten Have you ever gotten any d
Speaker 3: on these trips with the family?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: No, you know what I used to.
Speaker 6: There was a guy who worked at the kids school
Speaker 6: who I went on a few dates.
Speaker 1: When was he or was he the principal?
Speaker 3: He wore.
Speaker 5: You guys, both were in such different direction.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's going to meet us halfway. She's going to
Speaker 3: meet us halfway.
Speaker 5: He worked at like the administration.
Speaker 1: Also, he was a secretary.
Speaker 5: Yeah, basically faxine and silent.
Speaker 2: Working maxine and work and mainly yeah, licking those stamps, like.
Speaker 3: In those stamps and did he lick.
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Would you have led him?
Speaker 1: Yes? Administrative? That sounds that sounds like he's in power,
Speaker 1: but he's not.
Speaker 5: He was also a comedian.
Speaker 1: Oh and then he now lives in l It's ruined.
Speaker 1: Is still in l a.
Speaker 5: He's more of an actor now, but it's like legit things.
Speaker 3: Oh what is he doing?
Speaker 6: He's been on some HBO shows, little bit parts, but like,
Speaker 6: you know, decent parts.
Speaker 1: He lent you up extra work.
Speaker 5: For like a film.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say yeah, she can't say, just write
Speaker 2: it down and don't you dear Marie sign It is
Speaker 2: always trying to get.
Speaker 3: The dirt name name, She's all she'll tell you girls after.
Speaker 2: She's Wendy Williams of comedy. She's trying to get your teeth.
Speaker 2: I love don't let her.
Speaker 3: I love tea. I love that. I don't care how
Speaker 3: cold it is.
Speaker 6: You guys, have you girls have a good way about
Speaker 6: you where it's like it's such a relaxed environment.
Speaker 4: My legs, my legs, her legs open and she dragging
Speaker 4: the phone between.
Speaker 6: Her two booths, literally between her boots TwixT her wrists,
Speaker 6: laying back on the couch.
Speaker 1: Could not be more relaxed. You should have seen her
Speaker 1: when it puts my She was laying on the couch
Speaker 1: and putting her feet in Karen's mouth.
Speaker 5: Was Karen projectile vomiting?
Speaker 3: Know what you're trying to say about my feet?
Speaker 6: Don't have bad feet at all. I don't know why
Speaker 6: you make some money jokes. You send the least flattering
Speaker 6: photos of your feet, Okay.
Speaker 1: Keep it real. She's like, you need to filter, you
Speaker 1: need that cpia.
Speaker 5: Not bad feet at all. You photographed them to look bad.
Speaker 3: I think if I was a child, what would you
Speaker 3: say about my feet?
Speaker 5: They were cute?
Speaker 1: I would say that I could see your whole vagina
Speaker 1: right now. That's what I would say.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, vagina, do you see how trying?
Speaker 1: It's so dry? It needs some shape butters, No, I do,
Speaker 1: she does.
Speaker 3: But it was coming out, it was coming out the side.
Speaker 1: I was like that it was roast beef on that ass. Yo.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't just my vagina.
Speaker 3: It was probably like my my rectum and vagina all night,
Speaker 3: like three holes. I don't even know we had three holes. Dude,
Speaker 3: Why did I say something?
Speaker 4: I did say something like before, though I said it
Speaker 4: when I saw it.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, do you see something something?
Speaker 4: Wait, so Christy, so you're on these trips. Oh so
Speaker 4: you you went on some dates with the kids.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like that guy that I Yes, we
Speaker 5: went on a bunch of dates. He's a really nice guy.
Speaker 5: I mean you know, I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't want to sound so like it's but it
Speaker 6: was really nice. Like the whole situation with them, like
Speaker 6: I can't say a bad thing about that, but I
Speaker 6: mean nanny as a whole is like in the city
Speaker 6: is such a trip, Like you're just exposed to such
Speaker 6: a crazy different lifestyle because you have money, have have
Speaker 6: money for day, I mean money, like I couldn't fathom.
Speaker 1: Do you think they know that they have money? Yeah, yes, Well.
Speaker 6: There's like new money in the city, and there's like
Speaker 6: old money where it's like, oh, my grandmother was a
Speaker 6: social light back in the whatever, and they live in
Speaker 6: like the townhouses, and then there's like new money where
Speaker 6: it's like, oh, this guy works on Wall Street and
Speaker 6: he just makes bank and the you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's it's it's such a trip, but it's interesting, like
Speaker 6: how the kids are brought. I mean, I sound like
Speaker 6: so old sameing.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no.
Speaker 5: We all girls, like you know, we're like the same age,
Speaker 5: and it's like.
Speaker 1: No, no, not Marie.
Speaker 3: Marie is twenty three, twenty three and have birthday.
Speaker 5: Thank you twenty three today.
Speaker 2: I'll throw you off, right, He's like twenty three, bitch, okay.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, I was like, I
Speaker 2: was gonna stop you right there. I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't even let you say same in the same sentence
Speaker 2: of anything. So you're talking about pertaining to y'all the
Speaker 2: same age exactly.
Speaker 1: It's like eighties babies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but like you know, I don't know. When I
Speaker 5: grew up, I didn't have nannies and drivers.
Speaker 1: No, I had a mom who would leave me in
Speaker 1: the house with my brother and my sister and be like,
Speaker 1: don't kill each other.
Speaker 4: I'll be right back. And she would come back and she'd.
Speaker 6: Be like, okay, everything, And if I were like I
Speaker 6: am bored there, she'd be like play game, like make
Speaker 6: sure that.
Speaker 1: My mom would be like go outside. Yeah.
Speaker 6: It wasn't like I wasn't like this constant need for engagement,
Speaker 6: stimulation and like over.
Speaker 5: It's just it's too much.
Speaker 2: Anybody who would take care of me would be a
Speaker 2: relative or like a neighbor, right, and like my mother
Speaker 2: was not paying them, like this was off the strength,
Speaker 2: like hey, this is my kid, take care of them.
Speaker 2: I hope I'll come back and the kids there like that's.
Speaker 1: That was my mom. My mom used to watch a
Speaker 1: bunch of kids in the neighborhood, like that's what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she would like babysit. Like all the kids that were
Speaker 1: like like around my brother's age, my age and yeahs
Speaker 1: younger than that. So it's always kids them out me.
Speaker 5: Too growing up. That's so funny.
Speaker 6: I was the same way, always kids in my house,
Speaker 6: but always like And I think that's part of the
Speaker 6: reason why maybe you girls feel the same way. But
Speaker 6: like why I'm as creative as I am now is
Speaker 6: because I had a crazy imagination when I was little,
Speaker 6: because I would just be with my sisters or by
Speaker 6: myself and I would make shut up and play it.
Speaker 6: So I think it made me really able to entertain
Speaker 6: myself and to become this creative person.
Speaker 1: But I think twenty years from now, the kids that
Speaker 1: are like stuck on iPhones and stuff on my Twitter
Speaker 1: and Instagram, like, they're not going to be creative at all. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know, there's nothing to do, but they're gonna
Speaker 1: know how to shoot some quick vines though quick bonds.
Speaker 5: Right, I know, video killed the radio star.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I said that either. We got
Speaker 1: a podcast. What's the richest family You've ever worked for?
Speaker 5: Well, I definitely wouldn't want to say, like do you
Speaker 5: have to say?
Speaker 6: Honestly, there's only been like i'd say, two main main
Speaker 6: families that I've worked with and like a few other
Speaker 6: families that I've worked with, and they're both one had
Speaker 6: a lot of one was like a Wall Street family
Speaker 6: and the other one was kind of like an older
Speaker 6: money New York like Grant, Like.
Speaker 5: It just like passed down through like trust.
Speaker 1: That kind of. So they would they would pay you
Speaker 1: in bonds and gold bars and like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like gold bars. It would be like in ductails.
Speaker 5: I would just like dive through.
Speaker 2: Like gold cod Did you ever feel like robbing them?
Speaker 2: Like ever just wanted to steal some ship?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I think, I think. I mean I
Speaker 6: think crazy shirt all the time, And I would never.
Speaker 1: Act on these You've never stolen anything, oh.
Speaker 5: My god, never, But it's the thought of like they
Speaker 5: have so much.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god, never, like she's been training
Speaker 2: herself for a year, like, oh my god, never, I
Speaker 2: would never.
Speaker 1: I would never.
Speaker 3: I would never every are gone, Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: would never.
Speaker 1: Every job I've ever had, I've stolen something from me too,
Speaker 1: because every single one to me, so I'm single.
Speaker 3: I mean I might have, you know, you see how
Speaker 3: you see how we do?
Speaker 5: You might have, but they used to always get like
Speaker 5: these little get some clean neck.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're stealings for your time.
Speaker 6: If I was taking the kids to like ice skating,
Speaker 6: and I knew, I get a little stuffy that.
Speaker 2: Feeling that's like for the well being of their I'm
Speaker 2: talking about going to going into the jewelry box and
Speaker 2: taking the rubies.
Speaker 1: I might talking about that. I'm talking about going into
Speaker 1: the bathroom and stealing the lotion or the body wash
Speaker 1: or the rice cakes out the kitchen.
Speaker 6: I think to myself, they have so much that I
Speaker 6: truly don't think they'd notice.
Speaker 1: They buy in bulk. They do.
Speaker 3: They love them from Costco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they yes, Oh, they love They want to buy
Speaker 2: in bulk because they don't want to have to go there.
Speaker 6: Like online, everything's online getting delivered. You know, they don't
Speaker 6: go shop and ever did you ever have to cook
Speaker 6: for the kids? I would have to cook like very
Speaker 6: kid friendly meals. I'm not a horrible chef, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 6: like macaroni and cheese, grilled cheese.
Speaker 2: Okay wait wait wait cheese wait wait Cecie, how you
Speaker 2: do your mac and cheese?
Speaker 1: How you do mac and cheese?
Speaker 5: Well, it would honestly be like craft or velvet.
Speaker 3: Those kids going to die.
Speaker 1: They're probably dead already, all those kids.
Speaker 5: Wait, how do you make macantee?
Speaker 3: You don't eat?
Speaker 1: You get you get real cheese?
Speaker 2: Girl, you don't give us your mac and cheese recipe? Ready,
Speaker 2: you get the sharp cheddar. I get the monster in
Speaker 2: there as well, because you fancy it's like.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you.
Speaker 2: Don't have to put it in everything. You just put
Speaker 2: it in little parts. Okay, okay, okay, okay, go ahead,
Speaker 2: sharp cheddar.
Speaker 1: And white cheddar okay. And then what else? Macaroni? Okay
Speaker 1: you elbow penn us elbow elbow? Okay? Old school.
Speaker 6: You do? You do?
Speaker 1: You have a little bit of milk? You milk?
Speaker 5: And oh yeah, that's what they say on the craft Battle.
Speaker 1: Little milk. You got a little egg and egg? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a like a raw egg.
Speaker 5: You crack an egg, mix it in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you mix it in so it's stick together.
Speaker 4: I think that's what the milk was for.
Speaker 3: What does the milk do?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 1: Well for the craft box if you're using the milk milk,
Speaker 1: because you're putting that powder, cheese.
Speaker 3: The powder, that's the activation for.
Speaker 1: I was all my food being powder for No. Wait,
Speaker 1: so then what else after the Is that the thing
Speaker 1: we saw? Pepper? Pepper, ketchup?
Speaker 5: No, no, ketchup, condoms, pickle, pickle?
Speaker 1: So what are you garnishing your macaroni and cheese? Play
Speaker 1: with weird?
Speaker 3: I do a little bit of bacon supposed to sprinkle.
Speaker 5: You're gonna write that down. You gonna write that down
Speaker 5: for the listeners.
Speaker 1: Yes, you heard to hear crack that egg?
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Speaker 1: My mother's Ramona, Ramona, Yeah, Romona Romo.
Speaker 5: No, it's a beautiful name.
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Speaker 1: So you you would cook, you would cook, baby, would
Speaker 1: cook struggle meals for the children.
Speaker 6: Yes, I would cook really unhealthy kids, friendly meals for
Speaker 6: the kids. I would do I saw, I would really
Speaker 6: like take them everywhere. Sometimes I felt like being like
Speaker 6: a chauffeur in a sense, because these kids are so scheduled.
Speaker 6: So'd be like music class, this class, this class, Take
Speaker 6: them there, take them here.
Speaker 2: All these things, give them all these places they would
Speaker 2: you would take them, and they would still be ridiculous
Speaker 2: and obnoxious, Yes and rude?
Speaker 1: Why is that?
Speaker 5: Wait? The kids are the places?
Speaker 1: The kids?
Speaker 5: No, the kids were you know.
Speaker 1: You had good kids?
Speaker 5: I had good kids?
Speaker 1: Are record You're still getting paid for these people.
Speaker 5: Anymore?
Speaker 6: Truthfully, I've I've met some kids I hate and some
Speaker 6: families I hate, But I've I've been fortunate where my
Speaker 6: situations have not for the people, I mean for the
Speaker 6: money they had.
Speaker 1: So what's to earth? What's the sluckiest or like the
Speaker 1: crazy situation you've been in, like where the kid was
Speaker 1: like acting up or like embarrassed you in public, or
Speaker 1: like kno want of cheerios off the ship?
Speaker 3: Like what's the what's the one.
Speaker 1: Moment in your mind that you're like, oh, I wanted
Speaker 1: to kill him? O.
Speaker 5: God, there's been a lot of those moments.
Speaker 1: Well, what like which ones stick out in your mind?
Speaker 5: There was one moment where one of the kids.
Speaker 1: Is that kid still alive?
Speaker 5: Because it seemed like not anymore? I got really upset.
Speaker 6: Bodies where he I think he must have had a
Speaker 6: conversation with a grown up and I think he just
Speaker 6: learned this new thing. But he referred to me and
Speaker 6: the housekeeper and the driver as the help. Wait what
Speaker 6: I think it was maybe something a friend tolds him,
Speaker 6: because it wasn't characteristic of him. I think he was
Speaker 6: just learning that like I'm really not a big sister,
Speaker 6: I'm getting paid by mommy and daddy to do this,
Speaker 6: which I.
Speaker 5: Think, you know hasn't got to be confusing. Eight or nine,
Speaker 5: when I think that happens.
Speaker 1: That's an asshole movie. That's rude as that's a dick move. Billy, yeah,
Speaker 1: Billy roll ups up right now. It's hard.
Speaker 6: It's hard to and it's just overall growing up, like
Speaker 6: I grew up with very little money. So it's like
Speaker 6: it's really challenging sometimes just the little thing I think,
Speaker 6: the daily things would weigh on me more and and
Speaker 6: I remember them more than I do any particular instance,
Speaker 6: because like little things like where you know, if somebody
Speaker 6: holds the door open for you, you look at them,
Speaker 6: you say thank you.
Speaker 5: Right, just stuff like this.
Speaker 6: But you know, when when you're so when they're so wealthy,
Speaker 6: it's just second nature. They're not as aware of how
Speaker 6: much they have, right.
Speaker 1: Because they come to expect these things like and so
Speaker 1: they don't appreciate what they have like us broke folks,
Speaker 1: we get something nice.
Speaker 5: Oh for me, God, I cried.
Speaker 6: Unlimited metro makes it harder to accept things. Sometimes we
Speaker 6: have to start to teach yourselves. But it's like, you know,
Speaker 6: I'm having to learn to be less like oh my god,
Speaker 6: thank you, think you, thank you, and more like oh wait,
Speaker 6: I deserve this.
Speaker 5: And like that's a hard thing.
Speaker 3: This is a white woman talking right now, She's like,
Speaker 3: but no, no, I deserved this. When we get.
Speaker 6: You know, when we get more opportunities in comedy, I
Speaker 6: used to be like, oh my god, thank you all.
Speaker 1: I'll do anything.
Speaker 6: I'll perform in your fucking bathroom for three minutes. But
Speaker 6: now we get more things, and it's like, all right,
Speaker 6: I deserve the kind of you know, we all deserve.
Speaker 6: We work hard, you should get more, yeah, for sure, but.
Speaker 2: You know, people like to feel appreciated, and that's why
Speaker 2: it's reciprocal. Like I feel like rich people sometimes are
Speaker 2: not aware of the little things. And then I think
Speaker 2: sometimes people who are not rich are not aware of
Speaker 2: like the little things that we don't know are.
Speaker 1: Like big deals to other people, right right.
Speaker 6: I think it's interesting and not to like switch gears
Speaker 6: or anything, but.
Speaker 1: I was just like, you.
Speaker 5: Guys, excuse me, it's about me.
Speaker 6: But did you know I'm like literally like a baby whisper,
Speaker 6: like I'm amazing with kids.
Speaker 1: Because of your voice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I'm but like with babies, with kids,
Speaker 6: I have a way of like talking to them. It's
Speaker 6: like supernatural, Like any kid that ever meets me will
Speaker 6: love me.
Speaker 3: And what is it that you do.
Speaker 1: Do you have snacks in your knapsack?
Speaker 5: I haven't give them candy. I take onto my white.
Speaker 4: Van I should not make I was like, I was like,
Speaker 4: wait candy, I was writing. You were like, Christy got
Speaker 4: a car.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what kind of candy?
Speaker 1: A course?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm very like imagine, I'm very good at making games.
Speaker 6: I'm really gonna improve on the spot so I can
Speaker 6: entertain anyway. I can just tell you the kids, oh
Speaker 6: my god, they love it.
Speaker 5: But I used to not like babies because I just
Speaker 5: never liked them. And now I love babies.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of babies.
Speaker 5: I used to be the same. I used to not
Speaker 5: want to touch them, go near it.
Speaker 1: No. I mean like like if someone has a baby
Speaker 1: and they're like take her, I'm like no, because I
Speaker 1: don't want to drop baby. What if you're sitting down,
Speaker 1: I still don't really want the baby because I could
Speaker 1: roll right off my lab You are crazy, you know.
Speaker 1: I got these I've got these hamstrings that just they
Speaker 1: just they roll right off as hot as.
Speaker 3: As tired. As you hold your purse, you're telling me
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 1: I don't hold my purseon that tight. I leave my
Speaker 1: I'll go out and if I'm like walking around the
Speaker 1: store and my back is too heavy, I will leave
Speaker 1: it in an aisle and then walk away, come and
Speaker 1: still be there.
Speaker 3: You do that, Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: I leave my bag just out. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: too heavy. I'm just gonna sit it down right here
Speaker 1: when I come back. You would definitely do that. When
Speaker 1: I come back, my twelve dollars will still be here.
Speaker 1: I would do that with somebody's baby. Yeah, I love.
Speaker 6: I used to feel the same way where it was
Speaker 6: like like I worked with the baby like the day
Speaker 6: they got home from the hospital.
Speaker 5: But they're like the most like you literally think you're
Speaker 5: gonna break that thing.
Speaker 3: Don't you think that's weird for me to like have
Speaker 3: someone that you don't know that well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the.
Speaker 6: This was like a family I had been with for
Speaker 6: years at this point.
Speaker 4: So the mom was just like she was she was
Speaker 4: she post part of the press, and he gave me baby.
Speaker 6: No, it was more it was like a really sort
Speaker 6: of like hands on a way of like helping her.
Speaker 6: I for sure, it wasn't like here take by. It
Speaker 6: was like being able to kind of like assist and
Speaker 6: get it. And I also kind of wanted it too,
Speaker 6: because I never even like really changed diapers, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: You wanted to change a newborns. I mean no, but
Speaker 1: like I've been at their first they're worst poops.
Speaker 5: I think, so yeah, they's you guys would die.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: That's why I don't really get about nanny or the
Speaker 2: whole lifestyle is that mothers have that much help from
Speaker 2: kind of like a stranger.
Speaker 3: And I just know so many people were single mothers
Speaker 3: who don't have help and they have three kids.
Speaker 1: They make it work. Yeah, like you can do if
Speaker 1: you only have one kid. I know someone.
Speaker 2: Who got married, had a kid, had she got a
Speaker 2: nanny before she even had the baby.
Speaker 6: Oh for sure, people, there's teams of people that work
Speaker 6: for families. I mean I nanny with a family that
Speaker 6: had two other nannies, three of them, what and for
Speaker 6: three kids, three of us for three kids and a
Speaker 6: driver and a housekeeper.
Speaker 2: Imagine you were like, if I, if I just get
Speaker 2: these other two the housekeeper, you can make more money.
Speaker 3: I know, Wait, how much money did these people have?
Speaker 3: Mean money? Money?
Speaker 5: Where them you know stay at.
Speaker 1: Home and the mom was home, but she needed a
Speaker 1: housekeeper and a shift and three nannies and the driver.
Speaker 3: No, I was home the whole time.
Speaker 1: There's just what she was watching.
Speaker 3: Mary Old Days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you saying that's crazy.
Speaker 6: It's pretty, it's it's you know, it's really insane. And
Speaker 6: it makes me appreciate my family and my upbringing so
Speaker 6: much more because I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, thank god, Cee Cee.
Speaker 2: When you said my family, I thought you were talking
Speaker 2: about the family that you were nanny for.
Speaker 1: Oh god, God so bad.
Speaker 5: O God, my real family.
Speaker 1: She's like, I love the gold stain.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's like weird.
Speaker 6: But when you're surrounded by like this weird, like different
Speaker 6: reality and you're the only normal person, sometimes you're like,
Speaker 6: oh my god, am I the crazy one?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: Because a lot of those kids everyone has that normal.
Speaker 6: And it's like that's I mean, especially in the city,
Speaker 6: to not have money in the city, like me, I
Speaker 6: am not the norm here.
Speaker 5: I mean this is a wealthy city.
Speaker 1: Everybody money though, like we ain't got no coins.
Speaker 2: Well we're in somebody's apartment who has corns. But for
Speaker 2: the most part, I know everybody who's just like me.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of Brooke folks.
Speaker 5: I I mean, yeah, I mean the people that do
Speaker 5: what we do. But if you were to like pull
Speaker 5: people in Manhattan, I wonder how much of them.
Speaker 2: Don't people be coming out and going out and eating
Speaker 2: out and drinking out.
Speaker 1: Don't let these tailored Burlington coat factory suits full they
Speaker 1: are lying Okay, just because it fits nicely doesn't mean.
Speaker 3: They car'd be getting declined left and right. They be
Speaker 3: on the phone with Chase Bank all night, like, but I.
Speaker 1: Could have swore that I had like two checks that
Speaker 1: were deposit taking account old savings fourteen dollars nothing.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I love that. That's literally me.
Speaker 3: Oh, speaking CC, what are the rates? Like you said,
Speaker 3: you don't have to say how much you make, but
Speaker 3: like what's on average.
Speaker 1: That I'm average.
Speaker 6: Would be twenty to twenty five an hour an hour?
Speaker 6: But I'm above that.
Speaker 1: Fifty a thousand.
Speaker 5: Theseless.
Speaker 1: So when you go when you're going on a vacation
Speaker 1: with these families, are you getting like time and a half.
Speaker 5: You really like sit down with them?
Speaker 6: I think each family is different, but you work out
Speaker 6: in agreement and you just make sure it's like talked
Speaker 6: about beforehand, like hey, what are you what are you
Speaker 6: asking me for? You know the job might change when
Speaker 6: we're you know, what do you want from me? And
Speaker 6: can we decide what works for both of us and
Speaker 6: trying to work it out. But I'm a lot better
Speaker 6: at it now than I was then. But like you know,
Speaker 6: there are like nanny agencies that are like talent agencies.
Speaker 6: Go to these people and they help you find families,
Speaker 6: may help you like now.
Speaker 1: But you don't use those right I have.
Speaker 6: I've used them before in like meeting a few different
Speaker 6: families that I worked for like kind of part time,
Speaker 6: So I I have a lot of contacts with that
Speaker 6: kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Killing the childcare game, kid, But I'm hoping that right
Speaker 1: now I'm not baby. I have a question today.
Speaker 6: Well, no, this is my first time in my life
Speaker 6: where I'm like comedy for a while and I'm probably
Speaker 6: gonna end up like taking up some catering jobs pretty soon.
Speaker 5: Tell me the money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not paying you right now.
Speaker 1: This is this is you signed on the already. You
Speaker 1: ain't getting no wady for this CC.
Speaker 2: Did any of the dads ever try to hit on
Speaker 2: you inappropriate comments? Never and never touched your None of
Speaker 2: the dads ever like let me drive you home, never touch.
Speaker 6: Your ross me, never looked at me with a com
Speaker 6: hither stare never have you ever walked in?
Speaker 5: I wish I could tell you more dirt, But now
Speaker 5: you ever, we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Find some dirt.
Speaker 3: Have you ever walked in.
Speaker 1: On like the mom and dad in like a like
Speaker 1: a weird position, or like they looked like they was
Speaker 1: getting it in right before you and the kids got there.
Speaker 6: No, because they hear see the dads, they're never around
Speaker 6: they're working.
Speaker 1: White children with money also don't see their dads that
Speaker 1: they're working.
Speaker 6: I truly it would be rare that I would see
Speaker 6: them with the mom and the kids and us together.
Speaker 1: So what were the moms like? Did you like, were
Speaker 1: they like really difficult, like type A personalities or like who.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's funny because they're all very very wealthy, but
Speaker 6: very very different, you know, like very i'd say, as
Speaker 6: like a general thing, very like concerned with appearances.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I think a lot of you know moms
Speaker 6: in the city who have kids and not I'm not
Speaker 6: saying this is even the people I worked for, because
Speaker 6: I didn't feel this way with them, but a lot
Speaker 6: of families that I know would be like, you know,
Speaker 6: it's almost like they want to show off.
Speaker 5: You know, their kids wearing Adulty.
Speaker 6: And Gabana's rious dresses that they'll outgrow in three months.
Speaker 6: Because it's like it's like a trophy, you know, you
Speaker 6: want so that kind of stuff is just so. So
Speaker 6: that's that's why I don't feel.
Speaker 1: Bad with this outfit that they out growing three months.
Speaker 1: Do they give it to you? Do they?
Speaker 3: Have they ever given you any good stuff?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: I get great talk about it.
Speaker 1: Speaking.
Speaker 6: I used to get like one time we were walking
Speaker 6: like me and the mom and I was pushing the
Speaker 6: kids in the stroller and we were together because the
Speaker 6: mom was like okay, but we walked by Aldo. They
Speaker 6: used to live by an Aldo store, and she was like, oh,
Speaker 6: I love those shoes, and we're just kind of like
Speaker 6: looking in the window and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: I really love these.
Speaker 5: The next day she got them for me Aldo.
Speaker 6: She'd gotten me great for my for my birthday and
Speaker 6: for Christmas, huge bonuses, huge gifts.
Speaker 4: I feel like if I'm walking on passing an A
Speaker 4: and you like, oh those are cute?
Speaker 1: This okay? No, because everything is up there, speak on it.
Speaker 1: So if you will get me something the next day
Speaker 1: and I'm here pushing your snot nose child in this
Speaker 1: double wide stroller. You won't get me some some lubaton.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me I didn't walk by no Chanelle Chanelleton.
Speaker 6: You know, she to think of what she got me
Speaker 6: any You know what was great though, which I don't
Speaker 6: think you girls are going to appreciate it, when she
Speaker 6: would get rid of things that didn't fit her anymore. Okay,
Speaker 6: I mean, so gladly take these ug boots that you
Speaker 6: wore twice last winter, and I would take little jackets
Speaker 6: one of them. Well, it would be bad because one
Speaker 6: of the jackets and hands that taking was a jack
Speaker 6: like a maternity jacket.
Speaker 1: Though perfect.
Speaker 4: If the jacket fits, it's too legit to quit.
Speaker 3: Uh, you gotta keep that jacket.
Speaker 6: What's I think that's a pretty good I mean, you
Speaker 6: guys would take look at your word.
Speaker 1: Karen's CC brought it out. She said, look, bitch, you're
Speaker 1: wearing Karen's hand medium. But this is the limited's doable.
Speaker 5: Listen.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like if we outdult like that's jump
Speaker 1: change for her. She probably doesn't doesn't own anything else, though, you.
Speaker 6: Got to keep it in perspective. It's like I don't
Speaker 6: feel bad expecting that Christmas bonus.
Speaker 1: But she only got you one payer an out.
Speaker 3: She could afford you threepairs.
Speaker 4: She could have got a couple in the sale rack
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 1: She could have got everything to the front display. That's
Speaker 1: what I don't like about taking care of. No, I
Speaker 1: never feel taken care of when a.
Speaker 2: Rich person, right, that's something for you, spends a lot
Speaker 2: of money at my bar. Right, I expect to get
Speaker 2: a really nice tip, Like you spend all this money
Speaker 2: on things that I had to bring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fuck come up off that paper.
Speaker 2: If you spend two hundred dollars on one shot of
Speaker 2: like what is a two hundred dollars shot?
Speaker 1: Uh? Like a really really nice tequila?
Speaker 5: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: People will spend two hundred dollars on one shot.
Speaker 3: It's so stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you'll be like, did you really just
Speaker 1: give me a two dollars tip? Oh? Oh oh, so
Speaker 1: you can pay for.
Speaker 3: The drink you just don't want to tip me.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, good to know. Well, thinking about it in perspective,
Speaker 1: so the shot that you're pouring is expensive, yes, but
Speaker 1: the amount of work that you're putting into pooring it
Speaker 1: is not more than if you were pouring no, you know,
Speaker 1: a rancho tequila or whatever. That's what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 1: the same amount of work if.
Speaker 2: You want to get if you want to get regular service,
Speaker 2: like if you just want somebody to pour it and
Speaker 2: you want to tip them regular you go to the bartender.
Speaker 2: You don't have a waitress who got her titties out,
Speaker 2: who were in six inches the heels, wearing another's bitches
Speaker 2: hair on top of it.
Speaker 1: You don't do that. You tip me accordingly.
Speaker 3: You are paying the luxury to get all this.
Speaker 1: You pay me accordingly.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what you do. You got a tip, tip,
Speaker 3: a tip in the.
Speaker 1: In the shop. That's how you get that.
Speaker 3: That's how you get the big tip. Girl not doing that,
Speaker 3: and then maybe I'm not doing that anymore.
Speaker 1: I've moved on. Guys.
Speaker 3: I have people pay me just because I'm doing a
Speaker 3: good job.
Speaker 6: Have you ever had like working with kids, and I
Speaker 6: imagine would be almost similar like working with drunk shop?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Absolutely, absolutely the same mental capacity.
Speaker 4: I can't find my shoes, Hey, bro, are my shoes
Speaker 4: on the right feet?
Speaker 5: How do I get out of here?
Speaker 1: I get Oh, it says restrooms, But is there restrooms there.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think I peed money, so I think.
Speaker 1: This is my drink. I think somebody took my drink.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: No, we want to go. I want to go now.
Speaker 5: I want to talk to your I want to talk
Speaker 5: to the manager right now, exactly.
Speaker 1: It's the same kind of and then and then you
Speaker 1: get to manage, like you'll feel better in the morning.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and kids are very honest, which I can also
Speaker 6: imagine drunk people being weary. Honest kids will say. One
Speaker 6: time I asked this kid, hey, do I have anything?
Speaker 6: We were eating core on the cob like a cookout.
Speaker 6: I don't know why I asked him that, but I
Speaker 6: was like, do I have anything?
Speaker 2: On Monday, me and Marie we were at my job
Speaker 2: and this guy who was we later found out there
Speaker 2: was a magician.
Speaker 1: He came up to me and said, you're very dark. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like, what I said? That doesn't sound right.
Speaker 1: He's like, you're dark, you know, like you're making me
Speaker 1: look so bad. You're you're so dark. I'm like pale.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait is he was?
Speaker 2: He?
Speaker 5: I don't understand you're.
Speaker 1: Trying to hit on her.
Speaker 4: He was obviously pale Jewish man he looks like.
Speaker 1: A Weinstein or a.
Speaker 3: Short what idiot? He looked like a melted John Travolta.
Speaker 5: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Very dark.
Speaker 3: And then he was like sensual chocolate.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Everything was like worse than
Speaker 1: the thing he said before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this one kid.
Speaker 6: But I asked him if I had anything on my teeth.
Speaker 6: He goes, no, just a lot of yellow.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: But you can't even like, hen't.
Speaker 3: Even mean it as this.
Speaker 1: Was Your voice is perfect. You sound like the kids.
Speaker 1: Do it again, He's like, no, just.
Speaker 5: A lot of yellow.
Speaker 3: You got this voice and it's dope.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now does anybody else in your family sound.
Speaker 5: Like this a little bit?
Speaker 6: My little sister, my mom my, dad do not at all.
Speaker 6: My older sister not really. My little sister can do
Speaker 6: an impression of me because it's a little similar. So
Speaker 6: if you were to call, you know, my little sister
Speaker 6: sounds she could you think it was me because she
Speaker 6: if she were doing.
Speaker 3: A Christy call her up. No, let's have a phone
Speaker 3: in when you would kill me?
Speaker 1: When you when people call you for like jobs and stuff,
Speaker 1: you mommy on the phone to watch their.
Speaker 3: Kids and you pick up.
Speaker 1: Are they like wrong number? Of it, Mari, Why did
Speaker 1: you sound like.
Speaker 6: I actually do like have a little I used to
Speaker 6: have a really bad really yeah, I had to take
Speaker 6: like I was in speech classes.
Speaker 1: You had a speech speech.
Speaker 5: Imagine this voice with a list that was out of control.
Speaker 5: You can hear it like my tongue.
Speaker 1: I went to the store.
Speaker 2: Yeh.
Speaker 1: This week and.
Speaker 3: So Christy you come to the portion of the podcast
Speaker 3: us where we quiz your as, we're.
Speaker 4: Gonnaee that I don't want to be I know, well
Speaker 4: we gotta end it, can we?
Speaker 1: So we can turn the A C back?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: I'm excited for this quizz I love.
Speaker 3: This is like a really serious I do really well.
Speaker 1: Take it seriously?
Speaker 4: Do you have notes?
Speaker 1: Don't?
Speaker 3: Don't fucking cheat?
Speaker 5: C all right, I'm not the cheat.
Speaker 4: Wait what do I get if I do well?
Speaker 1: You just get points points for what that you can
Speaker 1: use the cash in for tickets to use the tickets
Speaker 1: to get a prize at Sports Plus?
Speaker 3: Now is you ready or ain't you ready?
Speaker 1: I is okay? You know nursery rhymes? Yeah? How white
Speaker 1: was Mary's little lay.
Speaker 5: As white as snow?
Speaker 1: Bam?
Speaker 3: You didn't even blink your eyes.
Speaker 1: That's the point, A point that's the whole I thought
Speaker 1: that was gonna be a trick. I know.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is a joke.
Speaker 5: I'm walking right now.
Speaker 3: And that was a real question.
Speaker 5: That's great, that's a great question.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: We did so much research for Yeah, name name two
Speaker 2: characters from a frozen.
Speaker 5: Elsa and Hannah.
Speaker 1: Can you name a third? I love that, dude.
Speaker 5: The hope was about Frozen?
Speaker 1: Good, I've seen it was my favorite.
Speaker 5: Oh he's the best in summer. I love a lot.
Speaker 1: Is there anything can you sing like like a couple
Speaker 1: of bars of some songs from I can do you
Speaker 1: frozen songs? Okay?
Speaker 5: Just go ahead, okay, knock knock, knock? Okay, that was
Speaker 5: that was knock?
Speaker 6: Do you want to don't just know me? Come on,
Speaker 6: let's go and play. I'll never see you anymore, come
Speaker 6: on the or it's like I've gone away us buddies
Speaker 6: now or not? I wish he could tell me what.
Speaker 3: You tell man?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, I said it was I thought it was fine.
Speaker 5: I thought it was but keeper, I really hit that note?
Speaker 1: You did? You were? You had like Rihanna and there
Speaker 1: smacked the hell out of that note.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh that was so good.
Speaker 3: I'm no, here's looking. It's gonna be a it's gonna
Speaker 3: be a hard one.
Speaker 1: What's the most effective way to get a kid to
Speaker 1: shut the hell up?
Speaker 3: According to you guys, you shout a.
Speaker 1: Baby child, you're out and they're like, I know you're
Speaker 1: not smacking.
Speaker 6: No, it's hard because it's very circumstantial. But I think
Speaker 6: you have to assert the dominant.
Speaker 3: So you'd be like, I'm counting.
Speaker 4: Why it's it's it's.
Speaker 5: Process of elimination. You gotta think, why are they crying?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 5: Why is this happening, Joseph? Are they hungry? Are they tired?
Speaker 3: What do they really need?
Speaker 1: You have to say their name three times?
Speaker 6: The times their first and middle name, Christopher, Robin, Sydney, Elizabeth, Sidney,
Speaker 6: Elizabeth Britain.
Speaker 5: Why Ramona.
Speaker 1: Stupid Sidney Britain. It sounds weird. What's your name? Simon?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Molly Samia, It's wow, that's just that's what
Speaker 1: my mom calls me.
Speaker 2: Or they're they're over there trying to make that regular
Speaker 2: ass name all Fancy's wrench.
Speaker 1: It's French Sydney. Okay, we better than you. I'm like advanced. No,
Speaker 1: you didn't answer it. What's the most effective way. You said,
Speaker 1: it depends on the circumstance. But how do you then
Speaker 1: get them to shut up?
Speaker 5: How do I get them to shut up? Are you
Speaker 5: shaking them ice cream?
Speaker 1: Okay, so diabetes is your giving.
Speaker 3: Giving them get them to stop?
Speaker 5: Give them up? Is it a baby or a kid?
Speaker 3: How would you shut up a baby? And how would
Speaker 3: you shut up a kid?
Speaker 6: Yeah, shut up a baby with a bottle or a nap.
Speaker 6: You don't figure out what they want?
Speaker 3: You pull that titty out, pity, you gotta give them
Speaker 3: the right titty.
Speaker 1: They love the right think.
Speaker 5: This is a load of ques.
Speaker 3: I think a kid, you gotta pull out your left titty.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna pull out my titty any kind of dip.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's never the answer to a problem.
Speaker 1: Girl, answer answer to city, not getting that to the
Speaker 1: other day.
Speaker 3: Okay, name the top three Pixar movies.
Speaker 6: Pixars, Pixar Finding Nemo, Toy Story Yes, and.
Speaker 5: Inside Out No.
Speaker 1: It was kind of cute, but not t oh up.
Speaker 3: I liked up. I did look up?
Speaker 5: Were those the ones that they win?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't do the research. I wanted to know your
Speaker 1: top three where they fell?
Speaker 5: I also liked Monsters Ink a lot.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's because dream Works In.
Speaker 1: My mind I considered them the same.
Speaker 5: I think it's DreamWorks Pixar. I think they are.
Speaker 1: Isn't it Disney Pixar and DreamWorks something else? Oh?
Speaker 3: I honestly probably, I think probably?
Speaker 1: What you what you just said?
Speaker 3: I liked Up.
Speaker 2: I like.
Speaker 1: Nemo, but I don't think I liked it as much Deserve,
Speaker 1: but I don't love story. It just came to mind,
Speaker 1: how dare you? Toys?
Speaker 3: Stair was great?
Speaker 1: The greatest Pixar movie of all time? Though, yes, really twist.
Speaker 5: There was about a cowboy in Afternoon?
Speaker 1: Did you like did you see cruds or Grudes or whatever?
Speaker 1: The hell?
Speaker 5: The no? Those are Kevin Tristan like gross or stupid movies?
Speaker 1: Cruise.
Speaker 3: I think they were like cavemen.
Speaker 1: Okay, well here's the here's the last question. I can't wait.
Speaker 5: I'm really nailing it.
Speaker 1: You are? I think you're You've got like fifteen points.
Speaker 1: We only have four questions? Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 3: It was that by.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay to be the sign out for this podcast?
Speaker 1: How old.
Speaker 5: Is Marie? Twenty three?
Speaker 1: Is twenty seven months how.
Speaker 5: Old is twenty seven?
Speaker 1: What does it come down to?
Speaker 5: Two years and three months? No? Two years and three
Speaker 5: am I right?
Speaker 3: A wait?
Speaker 1: How old? Twenty seven?
Speaker 5: Twenty seven? Twenty four?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Two years three months?
Speaker 1: Hey Sidney, did you want to check them? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you, Cec.
Speaker 3: You are.
Speaker 1: You are the unofficial expert. You won the child.
Speaker 3: You're one.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 1: We don't have any money for you.
Speaker 3: When you got that, we wait, we gave you.
Speaker 1: Fruit and water.
Speaker 5: I drank all my cold water.
Speaker 3: You good girl, You're a good girl.
Speaker 1: Good girl. No, you don't say that to a grown
Speaker 1: ass woman.
Speaker 2: You say that to to a baby, but a grown
Speaker 2: ass woman like No, I don't want to be big Cee.
Speaker 1: Cee, you got anything you want to plug?
Speaker 6: You can see white chocolate every Sunday at the Standing Room.
Speaker 1: I co host it with pdd Bro, who has done
Speaker 1: the show The Hope, the.
Speaker 5: Hope of the Hood was the Hood Expert.
Speaker 1: He is hard karate, hard body correct.
Speaker 5: He is official tissue referee with the whistle.
Speaker 1: Oh you'll be hanging out. I love him? You do
Speaker 1: know Pete words words?
Speaker 5: I love him?
Speaker 6: But yeah, check out those stuff or my Twitter, my
Speaker 6: website at Christy Cello Christychella dot com. I made my
Speaker 6: website myself. I'm really proud of that.
Speaker 1: We're so proud of you.
Speaker 5: Thank you girl so much for having me. This was
Speaker 5: the most fun.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of fun here. But you know,
Speaker 1: we're experts at just having a good time and wasting
Speaker 1: a lot of time.
Speaker 3: We really are. We've made this something out of nothing.
Speaker 5: You're the beast thing. You run one of the best
Speaker 5: shows in the city.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did it, a couple of the best.
Speaker 5: You everybody come check it out at Karma. It's the best.
Speaker 6: Everyone wants to get on it. Everyone's asking me how
Speaker 6: to get on it.
Speaker 5: I'm like, you just gotta grow.
Speaker 1: We have to talk about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell us, no, we gotta we gotta sign off.
Speaker 1: Wait, can you give us a little sign off?
Speaker 5: A little okay? Bye?
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: It's been an Unofficial Expert I'm Sydney, I'm Marie.
Speaker 1: Okay, bye bye.
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