WEBVTT - Yo Daughter Bit My Son

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up about four minutes after the hour. In US

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<v Speaker 1>today's Strawberry letter, the subject is her husband is better

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<v Speaker 1>than mine. Okay, we'll get into that. We'll get into it,

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<v Speaker 1>not what you think. We'll get into it in just

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<v Speaker 1>a bed. But right now the nephew is here with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank phone. Call what you got for his nep

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<v Speaker 1>You want me to be stupid? Like what you all want?

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<v Speaker 1>What level you want today? Go to the highst It's

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<v Speaker 1>not that we want you to be we expected because

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<v Speaker 1>you are going. Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what. I'll tell you what I tell it. Give

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<v Speaker 1>us your level Toole's let's see what oh you want

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<v Speaker 1>him to go? Hold on, let me recop. You want

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<v Speaker 1>a too, Yeah, I pull a tooth. Watch hard. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me shoo check to Him'm gonna pull a tooth

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<v Speaker 1>for you know. I'm watching this level two? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see if you ever want to ask for team okay,

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<v Speaker 1>schooling me okay, Steve on the stupidity, the levels of it, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's listening. Watch me work, baby, This is how

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<v Speaker 1>I do this double old time right there, right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you starting to get the feeling that they all

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<v Speaker 1>the levels are just saying that I didn't hear that

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<v Speaker 1>stupid shot. He just called out, indris elbow think it

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<v Speaker 1>right there? Interest, No, that was that was his level

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<v Speaker 1>two right there, he called out with string a bell. No,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go get the description. Told me that a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people have for leading man tall, dark and Hansel.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't ain't now wanted him? No, no dog, well

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<v Speaker 1>like Hansel, I got that. I got that. No has

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<v Speaker 1>that all boxer short. They was looking for short light

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<v Speaker 1>and strange. You could beat strange whatever. I ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let you'll sex. I got my sex short yellow, add

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<v Speaker 1>your short yellow limited, shut up your tall light and

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<v Speaker 1>fine two out of three rich, and I got one

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<v Speaker 1>more thing that fixed all that. Yes, yes you do,

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<v Speaker 1>yes that box, Yes you get your good money. We're

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<v Speaker 1>sick of you with that. Tommy. Okay, okay, I'm ugly,

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<v Speaker 1>I take it. I'm gonna give y'all a number two

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<v Speaker 1>right here. This is the number two right here is

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<v Speaker 1>uh your daughter, bit my son, your daughter, bit my son.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a on scale of one to ten, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>giving you a two of my stupid. Let's got hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>that sweet to this look do you do you do

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter go to the little academy? Yes? And her

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<v Speaker 1>name is who's this? Listen your daughter and bit my son? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>josh you want on the back? This is Wilson, your

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<v Speaker 1>daughter and bit my son down. You can't just call

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<v Speaker 1>my house and tell me my daughter bay and be

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<v Speaker 1>cussing at me. Lady, I just said, your daughter Secura

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<v Speaker 1>bit my son Joshua in the back. I just said no.

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<v Speaker 1>Two things. One my daughter wouldn't bite nobody, and two,

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<v Speaker 1>don't call my house with this tone. I called with

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<v Speaker 1>any kind of tone when I want to call with

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm saying is your daughter then bait my son

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<v Speaker 1>in the back. And I'm gonna tell you I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>is don't call my house with this. As to saying

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<v Speaker 1>something that my daughter beat your child in the back,

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter has manners and she wouldn't be biting nobody

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<v Speaker 1>in the back. Somebody, how the hell you know what

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter gonna be doing? If you ain't there my daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>you're raised your You just come in one month and

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do some kind of daddy work. But four

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<v Speaker 1>years old, how nail? You don't you know how that

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<v Speaker 1>damn well I've been with her for four years. What

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<v Speaker 1>you being My daughter does not be biting people around

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of the neck or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell is wrong with you? Don't call my

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<v Speaker 1>house where I get who? Don't you figure I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>weekend daddy. I'm calling you about what's going on with

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<v Speaker 1>my child. But I don't think you got your facts straight.

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<v Speaker 1>So next time you call somebody to tell them about

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<v Speaker 1>their child, figure out everything about your child. First. All

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying is that the people at the academy said

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<v Speaker 1>secure my son Joshua were in the back. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't understand what you're saying because I don't like your tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>So don't call me about my baby. Have her mama

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<v Speaker 1>called me? It don't make no difference. If a mama

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<v Speaker 1>or daddy called along with somebody, call hello, call her back? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Carol? This is Why are you hanging up

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<v Speaker 1>on me? Why are you still calling me? And why

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<v Speaker 1>are you yelling at me? My child didn't bite your

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<v Speaker 1>child in the back. When I picked up my child,

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't say to me your child is body in

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<v Speaker 1>the back. My child every day. Like I said in

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<v Speaker 1>the first Lacey, you must be some kind of weekend daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>I know my child. I'm with my child every day.

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<v Speaker 1>How you are you, I'm with my I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know who Joshua is. She should have just hit him

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<v Speaker 1>in the head. You ain't what you ain't gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>a city and talk about my baby. You asked me

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<v Speaker 1>to lower my child. You know what I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna hang up one more Hello, Hello, called back?

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<v Speaker 1>Call her back, Hello, don't hang up on me no

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<v Speaker 1>more again. I'm gonna call you until you tell me

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<v Speaker 1>why you're your child and beat me. Just bite my

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<v Speaker 1>child in the back. I am not in the mood

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<v Speaker 1>to play with you right now. You're gonna mess trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get you and your child, swoop you and your child.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't why whoa whoa whoa. Guess what Shaquira got her, daddy?

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking about whipping somebody. Daddy's else to say. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't call my house and threatened me and my job.

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<v Speaker 1>If my child beat up child, that's what your child deserved.

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<v Speaker 1>He got whoop daughter, whooped your son? This fibably want

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<v Speaker 1>me to laught trying the little fat not in those

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<v Speaker 1>kids talking about when the fake facts she didn't bite

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<v Speaker 1>them in the back. She might have whoked, but my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter don't play. Now, why keep talking? You found my

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<v Speaker 1>phone number, find my address and have kids. Daddy? Beat

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<v Speaker 1>you what I said? Bring your phone over again? My babies,

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<v Speaker 1>sabody care with your babies. My baby, Daddy gonna whip

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<v Speaker 1>you'll bring it on. I'm coming over there and beat

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<v Speaker 1>you and your child. You don't call a woman and

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<v Speaker 1>telling you coming over to behind a child. You come

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<v Speaker 1>over here and beat her. Daddy, come over here and

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<v Speaker 1>beat shakis. Daddy, he don't he don't want nothing to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want it. I'm on my way over without nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring it on. Somebody gonna get dake. Daddy. He ain't

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<v Speaker 1>got no damn job. He got a job. Y'all gonna

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<v Speaker 1>make me come over that a night. Bring it on

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<v Speaker 1>right now? You know you know what. I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something up to tell me something else. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get bit and your baby gonna get bit too. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't bite and my baby gonna whoop? Yo? Can I

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<v Speaker 1>say something to you? Say something to me? Then a

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<v Speaker 1>few timing from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. You just

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<v Speaker 1>got prank? Oh I am shame. You just got pranking.

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<v Speaker 1>Your sister, Glenda said, she said, get me, that wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>happen to me. But you can't call somebody talking about baby.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's where it kill man. Don't don't call on

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<v Speaker 1>a you got my heart hearted? Look, can I ask

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<v Speaker 1>you something? Let me ask you. What is the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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<v Speaker 1>that's a tool, right the team? That's my two tea? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a deuce. That's a tool. Okay, okay, get out,

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<v Speaker 1>do I arrest my case. He's one level, y'all. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't attach numbers to him. He's one level stupid. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>school doesn't he thought that was all right? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking that you come in our neck? Could he change

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<v Speaker 1>my number? I don't get it. What strawberry letter you're

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<v Speaker 1>ranking subject? Her husband is better than mine. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into it right after this. You're listening to the Stave

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<v Speaker 1>Harday Morning Show.