Speaker 1: Coming up about four minutes after the hour. In US
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter, the subject is her husband is better
Speaker 1: than mine. Okay, we'll get into that. We'll get into it,
Speaker 1: not what you think. We'll get into it in just
Speaker 1: a bed. But right now the nephew is here with
Speaker 1: today's prank phone. Call what you got for his nep
Speaker 1: You want me to be stupid? Like what you all want?
Speaker 1: What level you want today? Go to the highst It's
Speaker 1: not that we want you to be we expected because
Speaker 1: you are going. Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. I'll tell you what I tell it. Give
Speaker 1: us your level Toole's let's see what oh you want
Speaker 1: him to go? Hold on, let me recop. You want
Speaker 1: a too, Yeah, I pull a tooth. Watch hard. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me shoo check to Him'm gonna pull a tooth
Speaker 1: for you know. I'm watching this level two? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you'll see if you ever want to ask for team okay,
Speaker 1: schooling me okay, Steve on the stupidity, the levels of it, Okay,
Speaker 1: because he's listening. Watch me work, baby, This is how
Speaker 1: I do this double old time right there, right there?
Speaker 1: Are you starting to get the feeling that they all
Speaker 1: the levels are just saying that I didn't hear that
Speaker 1: stupid shot. He just called out, indris elbow think it
Speaker 1: right there? Interest, No, that was that was his level
Speaker 1: two right there, he called out with string a bell. No,
Speaker 1: let's go get the description. Told me that a lot
Speaker 1: of people have for leading man tall, dark and Hansel.
Speaker 1: You ain't ain't now wanted him? No, no dog, well
Speaker 1: like Hansel, I got that. I got that. No has
Speaker 1: that all boxer short. They was looking for short light
Speaker 1: and strange. You could beat strange whatever. I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: let you'll sex. I got my sex short yellow, add
Speaker 1: your short yellow limited, shut up your tall light and
Speaker 1: fine two out of three rich, and I got one
Speaker 1: more thing that fixed all that. Yes, yes you do,
Speaker 1: yes that box, Yes you get your good money. We're
Speaker 1: sick of you with that. Tommy. Okay, okay, I'm ugly,
Speaker 1: I take it. I'm gonna give y'all a number two
Speaker 1: right here. This is the number two right here is
Speaker 1: uh your daughter, bit my son, your daughter, bit my son.
Speaker 1: This is a on scale of one to ten, I'm
Speaker 1: giving you a two of my stupid. Let's got hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: that sweet to this look do you do you do
Speaker 1: your daughter go to the little academy? Yes? And her
Speaker 1: name is who's this? Listen your daughter and bit my son? Uh,
Speaker 1: josh you want on the back? This is Wilson, your
Speaker 1: daughter and bit my son down. You can't just call
Speaker 1: my house and tell me my daughter bay and be
Speaker 1: cussing at me. Lady, I just said, your daughter Secura
Speaker 1: bit my son Joshua in the back. I just said no.
Speaker 1: Two things. One my daughter wouldn't bite nobody, and two,
Speaker 1: don't call my house with this tone. I called with
Speaker 1: any kind of tone when I want to call with
Speaker 1: all I'm saying is your daughter then bait my son
Speaker 1: in the back. And I'm gonna tell you I'm saying
Speaker 1: is don't call my house with this. As to saying
Speaker 1: something that my daughter beat your child in the back,
Speaker 1: my daughter has manners and she wouldn't be biting nobody
Speaker 1: in the back. Somebody, how the hell you know what
Speaker 1: your daughter gonna be doing? If you ain't there my daughter,
Speaker 1: you're raised your You just come in one month and
Speaker 1: trying to do some kind of daddy work. But four
Speaker 1: years old, how nail? You don't you know how that
Speaker 1: damn well I've been with her for four years. What
Speaker 1: you being My daughter does not be biting people around
Speaker 1: in the back of the neck or anything like that.
Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with you? Don't call my
Speaker 1: house where I get who? Don't you figure I'm a
Speaker 1: weekend daddy. I'm calling you about what's going on with
Speaker 1: my child. But I don't think you got your facts straight.
Speaker 1: So next time you call somebody to tell them about
Speaker 1: their child, figure out everything about your child. First. All
Speaker 1: I'm saying is that the people at the academy said
Speaker 1: secure my son Joshua were in the back. Well, I
Speaker 1: can't understand what you're saying because I don't like your tongue.
Speaker 1: So don't call me about my baby. Have her mama
Speaker 1: called me? It don't make no difference. If a mama
Speaker 1: or daddy called along with somebody, call hello, call her back? Hello?
Speaker 1: Is this Carol? This is Why are you hanging up
Speaker 1: on me? Why are you still calling me? And why
Speaker 1: are you yelling at me? My child didn't bite your
Speaker 1: child in the back. When I picked up my child,
Speaker 1: they didn't say to me your child is body in
Speaker 1: the back. My child every day. Like I said in
Speaker 1: the first Lacey, you must be some kind of weekend daddy.
Speaker 1: I know my child. I'm with my child every day.
Speaker 1: How you are you, I'm with my I don't even
Speaker 1: know who Joshua is. She should have just hit him
Speaker 1: in the head. You ain't what you ain't gonna do
Speaker 1: a city and talk about my baby. You asked me
Speaker 1: to lower my child. You know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up one more Hello, Hello, called back?
Speaker 1: Call her back, Hello, don't hang up on me no
Speaker 1: more again. I'm gonna call you until you tell me
Speaker 1: why you're your child and beat me. Just bite my
Speaker 1: child in the back. I am not in the mood
Speaker 1: to play with you right now. You're gonna mess trying
Speaker 1: to get you and your child, swoop you and your child.
Speaker 1: You don't why whoa whoa whoa. Guess what Shaquira got her, daddy?
Speaker 1: You're talking about whipping somebody. Daddy's else to say. You
Speaker 1: can't call my house and threatened me and my job.
Speaker 1: If my child beat up child, that's what your child deserved.
Speaker 1: He got whoop daughter, whooped your son? This fibably want
Speaker 1: me to laught trying the little fat not in those
Speaker 1: kids talking about when the fake facts she didn't bite
Speaker 1: them in the back. She might have whoked, but my
Speaker 1: daughter don't play. Now, why keep talking? You found my
Speaker 1: phone number, find my address and have kids. Daddy? Beat
Speaker 1: you what I said? Bring your phone over again? My babies,
Speaker 1: sabody care with your babies. My baby, Daddy gonna whip
Speaker 1: you'll bring it on. I'm coming over there and beat
Speaker 1: you and your child. You don't call a woman and
Speaker 1: telling you coming over to behind a child. You come
Speaker 1: over here and beat her. Daddy, come over here and
Speaker 1: beat shakis. Daddy, he don't he don't want nothing to me.
Speaker 1: You don't want it. I'm on my way over without nothing.
Speaker 1: Bring it on. Somebody gonna get dake. Daddy. He ain't
Speaker 1: got no damn job. He got a job. Y'all gonna
Speaker 1: make me come over that a night. Bring it on
Speaker 1: right now? You know you know what. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you something up to tell me something else. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get bit and your baby gonna get bit too. You
Speaker 1: don't bite and my baby gonna whoop? Yo? Can I
Speaker 1: say something to you? Say something to me? Then a
Speaker 1: few timing from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. You just
Speaker 1: got prank? Oh I am shame. You just got pranking.
Speaker 1: Your sister, Glenda said, she said, get me, that wouldn't
Speaker 1: happen to me. But you can't call somebody talking about baby.
Speaker 1: That's that's where it kill man. Don't don't call on
Speaker 1: a you got my heart hearted? Look, can I ask
Speaker 1: you something? Let me ask you. What is the baddest
Speaker 1: radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
Speaker 1: that's a tool, right the team? That's my two tea? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a deuce. That's a tool. Okay, okay, get out,
Speaker 1: do I arrest my case. He's one level, y'all. You
Speaker 1: can't attach numbers to him. He's one level stupid. Okay,
Speaker 1: school doesn't he thought that was all right? All right?
Speaker 1: Thinking that you come in our neck? Could he change
Speaker 1: my number? I don't get it. What strawberry letter you're
Speaker 1: ranking subject? Her husband is better than mine. We'll get
Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the Stave
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