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Speaker 1: Uh huh, I shall well, I come on and everybody

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Speaker 1: you are listening to the voice, come on dig me now,

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Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go. You know what's important, What's what can

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Speaker 1: be a huge part of your success is if you

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Speaker 1: if you find a balance, if you find a balance

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Speaker 1: in your life. That's that's been very important for me.

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Speaker 1: And I've really never phrased it this way until now,

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Speaker 1: but I was kind of thinking about it after my

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Speaker 1: You know, I often come on here and this is

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Speaker 1: That's that's the that's the top of the crime. You

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Speaker 1: gott to form the relationship with God. If you don't,

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Speaker 1: everything else struggles. It's hard to be a good husband

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Speaker 1: it's hard to be hard to get through this thing

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Speaker 1: same time, you can't talk about God. Twenty four seven.

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Speaker 1: You got to go to work. Come on, man, let's

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Speaker 1: just be real. I ain't your past, and I ain't

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Speaker 1: You know, if people tell you got to keep your

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Speaker 1: that the way you've been taught. I can only do

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Speaker 1: me now. But after that, you got to go to work.

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Speaker 1: You gotta have some fun. You gotta take care of

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Speaker 1: so it once you focus on showing up your relationship

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Speaker 1: you got to allocate some time I don't care who

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Speaker 1: If you find yourself struggling in your life, man, and

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Speaker 1: family don't always live in your house, but if you

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Speaker 1: You know, if you have created these children, you got

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Speaker 1: order to be successful, you have to do a series

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Speaker 1: of things that you're uncomfortable doing, and work is the

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Speaker 1: much easier to chill, man. I wish I could kick

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Speaker 1: It is here to Steve Harvey Morning Show, Live and well.

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Speaker 1: Full of gratitude today, baby full of it. Woke up

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Speaker 1: All the things I'm trying to accomplish steal, of course,

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Speaker 1: And my other thing is, um, I want to color

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Speaker 1: which one? Blood work or the haircut? Want blood work

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Speaker 1: It can really help with the level of health you have,

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Speaker 1: I watched a movie that way. I wouldn't see it.

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Speaker 1: This is Gary. Gary. I'm with the Black History Okay.

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Speaker 1: is it? That is? Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: this auction block. Huh, No, no ways, listen, Lindon. Then there,

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Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, The

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show that the nephew Tommy, We love you,

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Speaker 1: missus Glendon, Okay, love you too. Anybody want to join

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Speaker 1: Thank you as the cello with Chief Love Officer Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey in the building, ready for your love questions. Right

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Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up

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Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Dave Chappelle has yet

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Speaker 1: This one is from Jen in Pittsburgh. Jen says, I

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Speaker 1: was at my cousin's wedding and had too much to

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Speaker 1: You got anything, call I got, please Lord, Please Lord.

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Speaker 1: I found out Bill Gates with mom, we all, we all,

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Speaker 1: What you gotta take a test phone? No, you quit drinking.

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Speaker 1: on now, but bro, it's your mother in law. You

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Speaker 1: know how they are. Yeah, yeah, that's true. She won't

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Speaker 1: gas money because to take you to work cost gas.

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Speaker 1: If you was driving your own car, you'd have to

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Speaker 1: put gas in it. Now, she appreciates you using it,

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Speaker 1: but don't she have to put gas in it too?

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Speaker 1: All people don't look at it like that she's looking

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Speaker 1: at I gave you my daughter people your car and

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Speaker 1: give you spill it up, man, Yeah, give it a

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Speaker 1: gas money. Dog, say don't, don't, don't do this all right?

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Speaker 1: Caleb in Hampton says, I'm my sixty seven year old

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Speaker 1: man and my wife died, so I've been entertaining women

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Speaker 1: at my place. One of them was a close friend

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Speaker 1: of my wife, and she says it feels strange to

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Speaker 1: make love in her friend's home. She's the object of

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Speaker 1: my affection, so I don't want to lose her. How

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Speaker 1: do I make her more comfortable here? You're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to get an apartment at home. You got to get

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Speaker 1: a bachelor pad. Now. Yeahss is old and you don't

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Speaker 1: know nothing about bachelor pass because it probably wasn't out

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Speaker 1: when you was back kicking it. But Caleb, with this

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Speaker 1: old ass biblical name, listen to me, Calor, you not

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Speaker 1: a player. Your name says not a player. You see

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Speaker 1: your name is more of an MMA or Russian or

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Speaker 1: cage fighter. That's what your name says. You look middleweight

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Speaker 1: champ for the MMA, cage fighting UFC division or than

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Speaker 1: in that. Caleb, you're not a player. She does feel

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Speaker 1: strange in her friend's house. You have to change that.

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Speaker 1: You have to get a bachelor pad. But not because

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Speaker 1: she was her friend. Yeah, that ain't bothering Obviously it's

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Speaker 1: in her house that's bothering her. But she didn't manage

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Speaker 1: to take her clothes off a few times so she

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Speaker 1: can secure the bag. She's done this to secure the bag. Now, Caleb,

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Speaker 1: she's the apple of your affection. You're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: get a bachelor prib or you're gonna have to start

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Speaker 1: going over to her house. Or is it some people

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Speaker 1: stay that with her or something. Ain't no re decorating,

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Speaker 1: nothing you can paint it. It's still her house. He

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Speaker 1: laid up there and that health will come through that

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Speaker 1: wall one night. Yeah, he laid up there and that

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Speaker 1: health and step out that wall. I bet your ass

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Speaker 1: to clear that room. And then so I wonder if

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Speaker 1: you can afford a bachelor pad. But the don't know

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Speaker 1: his name, Caleb, I don't know. It's not bothered that

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Speaker 1: she's not bothered that that was her friend. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Cello. Coming up at the top of the hour.

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Speaker 1: We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Netflix

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Speaker 1: has announced its next huge project with comedian Dave Chappelle.

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Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle is set to release four upcoming comedy special

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Speaker 1: Steve that he's producing and hosting, called Chappelle's Home Team

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Speaker 1: Chappelle's Home Team. The series will feature four comics handpicked

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Speaker 1: by Chappelle, including this is our friend, didn't We may

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Speaker 1: not know him as this name, Nathaniel Stroman, we know

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Speaker 1: him as Earthquake So yeah, also comedian Donnelle Rollins, both

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Speaker 1: of whom have at least thirty years of stand up experience.

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Speaker 1: Chappelle stated that I've been doing this a long time

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Speaker 1: and comedians like Quake and Donnelle are not only friends

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Speaker 1: but have inspired my own career. Anyone in the comedy

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Speaker 1: community knows these names and knows their time to shine

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Speaker 1: is long overdue. I am proud to be a part

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Speaker 1: of this moment. Chappelle's Home Team premieres February twenty eighth

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Speaker 1: with Earthquakes him. Come on, Quake, He's absolutely correct about that. Man.

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Speaker 1: When I talk about some of the really great ones

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Speaker 1: that have done this, quake is long overdue, long overdue. Man.

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Speaker 1: How this brother has not gotten a special? Oh, I

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Speaker 1: know why he hasn't gotten a special, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: wait to have him on the show to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: But I know why he hasn't gotten a special, and

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Speaker 1: it's simply because the decision makers didn't get him. But

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Speaker 1: the decision makers didn't get media. Look what the decision again,

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Speaker 1: The decision makers didn't get Kanye at the beginning. Turns

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Speaker 1: out they were right eventually, but they didn't get him

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Speaker 1: in the beginning. I don't get in. I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: you know. The turns out they saw something in his

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Speaker 1: eyes when he was presenting the first tape at the

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Speaker 1: record label. They went right, and they stayed away from it.

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Speaker 1: Now now he's gonna turn out to be one of

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Speaker 1: the most influential people in hip hop, one of not

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Speaker 1: thee but one of. And I don't speak about hip

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Speaker 1: hop up but Quake is just like the dude. Man.

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Speaker 1: I remember when I first met Quake in Mobile, Alabama.

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Speaker 1: I remember when he came to my hotel door and

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Speaker 1: knocked on the door. And the reason he knew what

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Speaker 1: my door was because he saw me go in it

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Speaker 1: from the parking lot. That's how my life was back then.

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Speaker 1: You could see my dough if you park in front

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Speaker 1: of it. So yeah, okay, So it's important to Quake.

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Speaker 1: And when your peers think you're fun, I mean, I

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Speaker 1: think that would be a big boost for him. You know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, he's a community comedian, comedian. I

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Speaker 1: don't know nobody that does this, that don't think that,

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Speaker 1: that don't think Earthquake is hysterical. He rips the room, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: can't breathe. The problem has been whites didn't get Quake,

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Speaker 1: but Quake didn't build his career on whites or four whites,

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Speaker 1: and they were never comfortable enough to come see Quake

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Speaker 1: where he was performing but that boy was ripping rooms. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about for years. He's been ripping rooms for years. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And when you when you're on a show, when you're

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Speaker 1: on a show with Quake, every comedian is in the

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Speaker 1: wings watching Quake. Ain't They don't watch everybody else now,

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Speaker 1: but they Quake going up? Okay? And you say comedians

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Speaker 1: comedian y'all are fans? Yes, Yes, I did a show

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Speaker 1: one in Dallas at the Outdoor Ampathy of the sixteen

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Speaker 1: thousand people, Joe Torrey, Bernie mac myself, Earthquake, and Bill

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Speaker 1: Bellamy Man what order is that? He went the wrong order?

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Speaker 1: But when oh and Jay Anthony Brown when Earthquake went

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Speaker 1: on stage. And that was about the time he wrote

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Speaker 1: that big joke he used to do about Mark Luther

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Speaker 1: King and why Corretta Scott can never remarry, you know,

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Speaker 1: because ain't nobody gonna measure up right? You know you're

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Speaker 1: gonna find the data woman that's got a school name

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Speaker 1: after him, that got the street named after him and

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Speaker 1: got a national holiday. What is your ask him to

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Speaker 1: say that? Corretta? Yeah. But the way he the way

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Speaker 1: he wrote the whole concept was absolutely brilliant. I was

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Speaker 1: sitting there, I couldn't breathe. I said, man, what is

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00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:10,720
Speaker 1: it about this dude? Why quake never got on the sitcom?

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00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: Why quake never got in movies? Why Quake never got

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Speaker 1: an HBO? Specially even why it only can be one reason,

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Speaker 1: only one reason, because he was on everybody hates Chris

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Speaker 1: later yeah, yeah, yeah, And he's also on the neighborhood

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Speaker 1: saying back then right right, because they they didn't see it,

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Speaker 1: and thank god that Dave Chappelle. People listened to him

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Speaker 1: across the board absolutely. Use why don't we have a

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Speaker 1: meeting with they? We should have a meeting with they,

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Speaker 1: because they don't have meetings with they all the time,

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Speaker 1: because they still have the power to green light. We

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Speaker 1: have a meeting with they all the time. But they

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Speaker 1: smile in your face. Hey, great job, give us some

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Speaker 1: more information. And when they get behind your back, who's

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00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: this guy? Get him out of here? On what they do? Bro,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Meetings out away. But like

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know his name, it was, it was.

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Speaker 1: It was a little tough for said. They entertained at

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Speaker 1: the beginning. What's his name? This lady introduced Cedric one

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Speaker 1: time at the at the opens. When we were promoting

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Show. She called Cedric, So Cedric the Educator.

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Speaker 1: I went, were you just looking at her? Come on, man?

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Speaker 1: She thought his name was the educator. Yeah, because they

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Speaker 1: don't Yeah, I'm not talking about all of them. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying when they don't want to get it, they

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Speaker 1: don't try. Yeah. Oh, he'll educate you. All right on

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Speaker 1: comedy US laughs. All right, coming up in twenty minutes

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Speaker 1: after Donald Trump has launched his own social media app.

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Speaker 1: Won't get into that right after this boom, you're listening

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. So, Donald Trump's social media app,

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Speaker 1: Truth and truth Social. Truth Social launched Monday as you

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Speaker 1: don't tell the truth This is crazy. Truth Social launched

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Speaker 1: Monday as a Trump seeks a new digital stage to

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Speaker 1: rally his supporters and fight vic Tech's limit on speech.

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Speaker 1: This is a year after he was banned, of course,

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Speaker 1: from Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube. Trump is hoping truth Social

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Speaker 1: will attract the millions who followed him on Twitter as

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Speaker 1: he hints that a third presidential run get out of here.

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Speaker 1: Republicans were quick to use the launch of truth Social

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Speaker 1: to raise money for their election efforts. The Republican National

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Speaker 1: Committee and the Congressional Leadership Fund have been fundraising off

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Speaker 1: the launched GEOP. House Minority leaders Kevin McCarthy sent a

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Speaker 1: fundraising email Monday with the message, after over a year

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Speaker 1: of musling by the liberal big tech tyrants, Trump is

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Speaker 1: bad boom truth. They're the biggest group of fools and

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Speaker 1: cowards I've ever seen. I've never seen it. I have

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Speaker 1: absolutely nothing. You know, The Republican Party has just sold themselves.

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Speaker 1: They stand for whatever Donald Trump tells them to stand for,

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Speaker 1: and that's where they act. And for people to follow

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Speaker 1: a person so blindly, you know what, at least I'll

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Speaker 1: give the Democrats this, They will at least question Joe Biden. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because they don't stick together either, stick together. But them

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Speaker 1: damn Republicans. Oh no, sir, Oh no sir. They get

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Speaker 1: in that room and they say this is our agenda,

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Speaker 1: this is our cause, and they ride or die and

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Speaker 1: they come out that room and they commit it to

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Speaker 1: the BS. And it ain't got nothing to do with

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Speaker 1: the people. They don't care what you say. What did

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump say? Yes, the election was rigged and stolen,

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Speaker 1: if possible without one shred of evidence. Two years now

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Speaker 1: that it was absolutely not rigged and stolen. But I

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Speaker 1: need the evidence where it was if you're gonna make

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Speaker 1: me believe something, and they have nothing, but Donald Trump

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Speaker 1: keeps selling it. They let them white folks climb over

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Speaker 1: that wall at the Capitol Building and I'm watching them deny.

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Speaker 1: They just we have a subpoena. I'm not coming folks,

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Speaker 1: they got over the wall. Get a subpoena. You get

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Speaker 1: a subpoena to company court, and you don't go watch

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Speaker 1: what happened to you. But nothing's happening to any of

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Speaker 1: these politicians that are not coming in on the suspicion.

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Speaker 1: What's happening here? Man? They did dismiss right here's place

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Speaker 1: all right? Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 1: a Georgia woman has faked three pregnancies to get paid

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Speaker 1: maternity lead from her job. We'll talk about that right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: A woman named Robin folsom Of, the former director of

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Speaker 1: External Affairs for the Georgia Vocational Rehabilitation Agency, has allegedly

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Speaker 1: get this guy's has allegedly faked three pregnancies to get

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Speaker 1: paid time off from work. She first told the agency,

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Speaker 1: how's she doing? No, I don't know. She first told

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Speaker 1: the agency she gave birth in July of twenty twenty,

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Speaker 1: and she went on maternity leave three months later. Three

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Speaker 1: months later, she told the agency she was pregnant again

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Speaker 1: and informed them of the birth. In May of twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty one, A man claiming to be the child's father

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Speaker 1: emailed the agency and said Falsom needed seven weeks off

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Speaker 1: to recover. Then last August, she claimed to be pregnant again,

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Speaker 1: and this finally raised suspicion, which led to an investigation

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Speaker 1: into her insurance record. There was no evidence of her

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Speaker 1: ever giving birth or ever being pregnant. Bolsom resigned last

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Speaker 1: October when investigators started interviewing her, and now she faces

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Speaker 1: up to ten years in jail. I didn't know there

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Speaker 1: was time for that. Could I ask you a question?

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Speaker 1: You know? You know you don't care how she did.

632
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: Now we want to know her plan no more, but

633
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to If you say you're pregnant, was she

634
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: coming to work like with pillows on her stomach looking pregnant?

635
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: Where did baby's at? Exactly exactly? I would I would

636
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: assume so, because you know you have to. You have

637
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: to show that you're showing some kind of way eventually.

638
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: But but when you leave to have the baby, where

639
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: the baby at? Well, she didn't bring the baby to work.

640
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: It didn't come back with no baby. Yeah, the baby's

641
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: at home with the nanny with the face and the

642
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: fake baby daddy. But they I'm surprised they didn't check

643
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: into it or ask questions like you're asking Steve, you know,

644
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: because she was able to do this three times. So

645
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question, ladies. So when you

646
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: get maternity leave, what does that mean? I mean that

647
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: means you after you have the baby, you stay home

648
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: with the baby for a certain amount of time. I

649
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,399
Speaker 1: think I took off like six weeks. You stay home

650
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 1: with the baby, you bond with the baby, but you

651
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: get some time before the baby get here too. Dogs.

652
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: But you remember with me, I was on bed rest. Yeah,

653
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 1: I was in the hospital. So I was kind of

654
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: like before and after. So it depends I worked. You

655
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: I worked. Let's see, I have my baby on a Saturday.

656
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: I worked that Friday. She worked up until I worked

657
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: until the day I had Yeah, the day before I

658
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: had the baby, I was at work when all mine

659
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: was born. I was right. Did you take an epidural?

660
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:13,919
Speaker 1: What it was? It wasn't. I don't know how y'all

661
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: do it. Hats all the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

662
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: I was lord the playground. I took off. Yeah, so,

663
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: I mean the insurance probably checked with the hospital because

664
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: you had bills. You know, playing fall you have bills immediately.

665
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: Oh it's not a game. Oh no, no, you have bills.

666
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: And then the baby, you know, the theursary where you

667
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: had your baby. All of that factors. Then, So how

668
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,280
Speaker 1: she was able to do this to get away three times?

669
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,040
Speaker 1: Who it cost? We could have had a cup? So

670
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: I was at the house because I'm gonna say some

671
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 1: money right there. How many times did you take off? Along? Again? Well,

672
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: you know I was at work right up until the

673
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: birth of all mine. Mean too, we have none of

674
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: comments right up to it. Mister Harvey, come to the office. Yes,

675
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: your wife is in labor, back hurting in everything. I

676
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: was in labor. I'll get out there at the hospital.

677
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: James traumatized. I know you've had a lot of jobs.

678
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: So the question becomes really quickly, what's the weirdest excuse

679
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: you you've ever given to get up work, you know,

680
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 1: of course, not pregnancy. I had nightmares. I faked up

681
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 1: carbon monoxide poisoned at one time because I have blue

682
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: streaks on a couple of my fingernails and that's the

683
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: sign for carbon monoxide. But it's hereditary. So I used

684
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: to walk into the nurses office show it to him

685
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: and they send my head home. Coming up next, frank

686
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 1: phone call with the nephew. Right after this, I'm lying

687
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: and see it. I was pranking you. You're listening to

688
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Coming up about four minutes

689
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,479
Speaker 1: after the hour. It is time for my strawberry letter.

690
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: The subject for today is I'm the captain of this ship.

691
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: We'll get into that and just a few I want

692
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: to hear that one. But right now it is time

693
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: for the prank phone call with the nephew. Nephew, what

694
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: you got for us today? We all love him. Shirley

695
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: Ball had him Girl Scout cookies. Oh yeah, girl Scout cookies.

696
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: We all have a certain flavor we love. Take a listener.

697
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: He up? Hell, So is this? Um? How are you doing? Then?

698
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: My name is Glynn Man. I'm working. I work in

699
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:01,879
Speaker 1: building two. You work for Cludia, right, Yeah, what what's fun?

700
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: So we probably met a couple of times. Uh do

701
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: you have a girl? You have a girlfriend? Uh? Why

702
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 1: what's up? Did you guys you guys live together or

703
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: or what? What is this your business? Like? What? What?

704
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: What's what's what's the deal? What's what's why are you

705
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: asking about my girl? What? Let me ask you this here?

706
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: What's what's what's going on with you and at the job? Uh?

707
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: What what do you? What do you mean? What's like? Like?

708
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: I mean you you know you know right, I mean

709
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: so what like? What? What's what's the deal? What? What?

710
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: Who are you like? Who the who? The are you like? What? What?

711
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 1: What's the what is this for? Like? Why are you? Like?

712
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: I don't even know you? Right? I just calmed down, bron,

713
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 1: just climed down, Like I say, my name is being.

714
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: I work at Gila too, you know, And I know

715
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: I just tell you now, I know you. I know

716
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: what you doing, Okay, I know what y'all doing at

717
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: the job. I already know and a couple other people

718
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: know what's going going on. And I know you got

719
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: a girl. I know you got a girl at home.

720
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: I know that. What so so what what? What? What

721
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 1: the what? What is this about? Like why why do

722
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 1: you call my phone trying to harass me about the book?

723
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 1: Like who are you? Like? What? What? What is your problem? Like? Hey, man, hey, hey, hey,

724
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: came now. Man, I ain't finished. I ain't trying to

725
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: tell you a little secret or nothing like that. I

726
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: ain't trying to do that, all right, but but but

727
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you. Okay, all right, Like

728
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: I said, you know, I got one of your names.

729
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 1: I got your number from one of co workers. Okay,

730
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: I got your number. I say, I want to I

731
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: want to give the call and you talk to him

732
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 1: about something. That's how I got your number. So yeah,

733
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: who gave you ten? We'll get to that later. Okay,

734
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: we'll get to that later. But let me but let

735
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: me say this though. I know what's going on with

736
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: you and the job, all right, and I ain't gonna

737
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,479
Speaker 1: say nothing about it. You know, that's just our little

738
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: secret or whatever. But I do have something that I

739
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,919
Speaker 1: want you to do. Though, what what do you want? Due?

740
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: But what what do you want? You call me bugging

741
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: me about and all this book? Like what do you want?

742
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: What do you? Well? Here it is man, listen, I

743
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: ain't gonna say nothing about what you got going on.

744
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: All right, that ain't that ain't even I don't even

745
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: care about that. But here here's what I do want

746
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: you to do. I do need some help from you.

747
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: All right. Listen, my little girl is selling Girl Scout

748
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: cookies and I want you to buy fifty boxes of them.

749
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: All right, well be a cash out because she got

750
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: to have them sold by tomorrow morning. Are you kidding me? Bro?

751
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: You okay, so you're on some black man's books and

752
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,760
Speaker 1: listen to who the fuck give you my number because

753
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 1: you want to call me asked me to box them

754
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: cookies and you should just bet a man and ask

755
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 1: me about it. Like, don't be calling my phone trying

756
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: to give me that book. Like come on, man, like

757
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: I ain't got no time for this. Like all I'm

758
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: asking you to do is buy today I'm cookies. Man,

759
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 1: That's it. You know what I'm saying. I'm just saying.

760
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: I just want you to buy some cookie. I need

761
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: you to buy fifty boxes little girl Scout cookies. Can

762
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: you do that? No? No, no, no no no no

763
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no. You ain't gonna

764
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 1: call and try to manipulate me and defying like you're

765
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: you're talking? Are you trying to make me vise? So

766
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do nothing for you disrespecting me, calling

767
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: my phone, trying to act like you like, just trying

768
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: to manipulate. I ain't down with that, bro. I ain't

769
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,399
Speaker 1: tell you. You don't want to buy my cookies though,

770
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: So do you want me to call your your girl

771
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,439
Speaker 1: and see ship on my cookies? So you gotta say

772
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: the away from my girl, man like, don't don't come

773
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: near her. Okay, you don't call her, you don't come

774
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: near hern't come near me. You just get get them

775
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: out of here. I'm about to start this ninety figure

776
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: out who you are, and come right after you, man like,

777
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: because I ain't playing, bro, I ain't right. I'm gonna

778
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: tell you what, man, I ain't gonna argue with you.

779
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna argue with you, but I get off the

780
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: phone right now. I'll get off right now, and I'm

781
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: gonna your girl. I'm gonna call your girl and see

782
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: if you want by some No, no, no, no, no,

783
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: you ain't call nobody. You just get you. Yeah, I

784
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 1: try to God, I'm gonna find out who you are.

785
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out who gave you out number. I'm

786
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: gonna call you up like yo, you'nna call me trying

787
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: to right me? Okay, hey man, hey, hey, you know

788
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: what angrean cool, we're still talking about it, all right.

789
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the right like you so so so

790
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: I'll get off the phone like you want me to, Adrian,

791
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: I'll do that. But let me let me ask you

792
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: this though. Let me ask you this though. You sure

793
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 1: you want me to call you? Sure you want me

794
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: to do that? And right, ain't isn't that her name? Man?

795
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: You something? Individuals? All right? Look how much of these cookies?

796
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: How much you want? A man? Tommy told me you

797
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 1: would buy the cookies. Tommy, Yeah, Tommy told me you

798
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 1: would buy the cookies. Tommy to a man. Hey man,

799
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: check it out. This is nephew tim Me from the

800
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your co worker got me to

801
00:49:55,320 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: pray phone call you. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him,

802
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: damn I was so Oh god, listen, so listen, Adrian.

803
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: We have beat. We have beat all the names, so

804
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 1: nobody knows the things at all. Okay, you're good bro,

805
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: you're good man, and I you got me. Oh god,

806
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take a nap. Man.

807
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: I just used up all my Yeah, I'm done. Oh God, like, hey,

808
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: where you go? I am going out? You up? Man,

809
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: I can't believe you got me on this. Tell me

810
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: this man one more thing before you go. What's the

811
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,

812
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: The Steve Harvard Morning hill Man, which is why he

813
00:50:54,719 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: got played every morning. God, yeah, it's that time though,

814
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: blackmailer do it? Yeah? Well, you know, just to hold

815
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: down confusion? How much? Just a damn cook Yeah, but

816
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: I'm something. How much is a box of Girl Scout cookies?

817
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: Five dollars two? But but the hold downs some confusion.

818
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,760
Speaker 1: You'll do it. Yeah, y'all got two local grocery store

819
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: hanging out or now they do contactless because of COVID

820
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: they ship them. You have a link. Now, well, I'll

821
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: just go physically. You said put your mask on. We

822
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 1: bag all right? Here we go. March nineteenth. The Nephew

823
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: is coming to Beaumont, Texas. March the nineteenth, Beaumont, Texas.

824
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 1: That's the Julie Rogers Theater. Pickures. Don't see you right now.

825
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: Let's start out the announcement over. I'm gonna be your

826
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 1: hype man. Okay, you know like you're gonna be the

827
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: main rapper. I'm wouna be the dude behind you with

828
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: the boom box. All right, bet okay, let's go, Ladies

829
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Speaker 1: and gentlemen. March nineteenth, Boatmont Texas and the coming to

830
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: Town Julie Run. Just being up at Judgers Theater where ever.

831
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: Saturday night April first through the third, Nashville, Tennessee. You

832
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: got three nights, three nights, Nashville, Tennessee at Zany's Comedy Club,

833
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: Pick one B one April eight through the tenth. It's

834
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:45,439
Speaker 1: the Comedy Zone, Charlotte, North Carolina, Charlotte been now, last

835
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:49,399
Speaker 1: time I was there with John hitting whoa hold out

836
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: Easter weekend. All the white folks went to the beach

837
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: black Tree. They had nothing to do. Hold out April

838
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:04,760
Speaker 1: through the ten, Comedy Zone shot at North Carolina. Oh okay,

839
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: that's it, Thank you, hype man. See old baby, that's

840
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy coming to tad A mouth out square. You

841
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 1: understand what it is that you love, Steven. This ain't

842
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: fitting to be food. Continue to hype Steve, coming up next.

843
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. Subject, I'm the captain of this ship. You're

844
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's

845
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

846
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: advice on relationships, work, dating, sex, parenting, and more, please

847
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,879
Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com. All

848
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: you have to do is click submit Strawberry Letter, and

849
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: we could be reading your letter live on the air,

850
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now,

851
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 1: could be yours. You never know, you never know. Buckle

852
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: up and hold on type. We got it for you.

853
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:03,359
Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry LETTA thank you nephew. Subject, I'm

854
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: the captain of this ship. I am to captain now, Okay.

855
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 1: Dere's Stephen Shirley. I'm married and my husband and I

856
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: have two children. He's in law enforcement, but he's not

857
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 1: a police officer. I work as a teacher and I

858
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,919
Speaker 1: have my school kids and three children at my house.

859
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: My husband is a dependent in more ways than one.

860
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: It has been this way for the past three years.

861
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 1: After he had an on the job injury. He no

862
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: longer washes his own clothes, and he can't mow the

863
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: lawn anymore. Those were the only two things he did before,

864
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: and now he can't even do that. Nothing is physically

865
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 1: wrong with him, but he says the anxiety from his

866
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 1: injury has him leery of doing too much. So so

867
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: here's what happened to him. He works at the jail

868
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: in the evidence room, and he was on a ladder

869
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: maybe six feet in the air, and he slipped. He

870
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: didn't hit the floor, but he located his left shoulder

871
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: trying to hold on a small boxbell and hit him

872
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 1: in his eye. So he wore an eyepatch for a week.

873
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,479
Speaker 1: His shoulder was operated on, and he was off work

874
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 1: for a full month. When it was time to return

875
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 1: to work, he decided he couldn't drive anymore. So now

876
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: I'd take him to work and pick him up, even

877
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: with sex. I initiate it, and I have to do

878
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: all the work while he takes special care not to

879
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: injure his shoulder, even though he injured it three years ago.

880
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: His coworkers are sick of him too, so something's got

881
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: to give. When I stopped washing his clothes for him,

882
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 1: he asked our twelve year old daughter to do it,

883
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: and I told him that's inappropriate. We got into an

884
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: argument and I let him know that I make all

885
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: the decisions going forward, and he's going to be treated

886
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: like one of the children, he said, since I'm the

887
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: captain of the ship now he wants to take early retirement.

888
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: Do you think I need to be more patient with him?

889
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:03,360
Speaker 1: Or is he playing me for a whole fool? Okay,

890
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,800
Speaker 1: this could all be cleared up. This could all be

891
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 1: cleared up with a quick trip to the doctor. Okay,

892
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,800
Speaker 1: but your husband won't go. I'm sure. I mean, he

893
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: already knows that if he went to the doctor, you

894
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: would find out what you already know too, that there's

895
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with him. Now, yes, he's been playing you

896
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,839
Speaker 1: for at least two of the three years that since

897
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 1: he had the operation. You're not even a doctor, and

898
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: you know there's nothing wrong with him. He's just milking

899
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 1: the situation to get you to do stuff for him.

900
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 1: He's been lazy. He's just being lazy. He's lazy with sex,

901
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 1: with his laundry, with everything. So my advice to you, wifeie,

902
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:46,320
Speaker 1: is to stop doing the things you do. You have

903
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: been more patient than anyone else, I'm sure with him,

904
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 1: even his coworkers are sick of him, you said, so

905
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: stop driving him to work and picking him up. I'm

906
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 1: sure he can do that himself. All he has to

907
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: do is go to the doctor, make sure he's checked out.

908
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: He's fine. Good to go, and tell your twelve year

909
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: old daughter to stop, because you're right, she shouldn't do that.

910
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,399
Speaker 1: She's getting an allowance for it, is she. You didn't

911
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,879
Speaker 1: mention that, so she's probably doing that for free. He's

912
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: just lazy and trifling at this point, and you don't

913
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: have to treat him like a child. But you know,

914
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: like I said, this could all be cleared up if

915
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: you guys would just take a trip to the doctor

916
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 1: and you'll find that he's okay. And yeah, he is

917
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: playing you Steve. Wow, this letter wasn't what I thought

918
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: it was gonna be about at all. I thought it

919
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: was this man trying to assert the fact that he

920
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: was captain into the ship. Yeah, based on the title. Yeah,

921
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: I just thought that's what it was gonna be about. Oh,

922
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 1: this is a really disappointing letter man. This is really

923
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: really disappointing because I don't you know, I'm reading MA

924
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: read this letter. I just don't like me in like this.

925
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: I just don't now. I know it's a one sided story,

926
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: and she's writing the letter, but she's writing the letter

927
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 1: out of frustration. This dude right here, y'all married. I

928
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: wish I knew how old he was because would really

929
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: help me analyze. It's even better. But you got two kids.

930
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 1: He's in law enforcement, but he's not a police officer

931
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: the right away, I'm thinking traffic cop. Or he write tickets,

932
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 1: but that ain't the case. She's a school teacher and

933
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: you got your school kids and three different children at

934
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: your house. Don't know what that means anyway. My husband

935
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: is a dependent in more ways than one, and he's

936
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 1: been this way for three years after he had on

937
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: the job injury. He no longer watches his own clothes,

938
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: and he can't mow the lawn anymore. Damn what did

939
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 1: he do? Oh? We find out those are the only

940
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 1: thing two things he did before, and now he can't

941
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: even do that. Nothing is physically wrong with him, but

942
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: he says the anxiety from his injury caught makes him

943
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: liar of doing too much. Too much. You don't do

944
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 1: nothing but wash clothes and motor damn lawn. And based

945
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 1: on y'all's two jobs. That lawn ain't that big. I'm

946
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 1: just saying so now now she describes what happened to him.

947
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: He worked out the jail in everdence room. He up

948
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 1: on the ladder one time he slipped, but he didn't

949
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: hit the floor. He dislocated his left shoulder trying to

950
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 1: hold on. Hear what help that ladder got out Monday.

951
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: He grabbed up with that hand, and his fright ass

952
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: damn near tore his shoulder out, trying to hear no

953
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 1: mention to wait, how you think you pull your should

954
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 1: out when you grab and don't fall. That ladder slipped

955
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 1: and got out Monday, Monday got out money, but his

956
00:59:56,680 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: fright ass grabbed something and ripped it. Ligaments out of

957
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: his ass. All he tried to stay up under all

958
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 1: that weight. He ain't in shape. She did not say

959
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: was fat. I'm telling you that's what happened, She saying,

960
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 1: how only is either and if you ain't working your

961
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,959
Speaker 1: ass gonna get first? Hold on hold one? Okay, okay,

962
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,440
Speaker 1: well at first two of Steve's response, coming up at

963
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hours subject of today's Strawberry letter,

964
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: I'm the captain of the ship, will get back into

965
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

966
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

967
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: The subject, I'm the captain of this ship, all right,

968
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: this woman being married to her husband. They got a

969
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: couple of kids. She a teacher. He in law enforcement,

970
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 1: but he ain't no police officer. Now, he didn't got

971
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: his ass hurt on a job. One day he was

972
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 1: in the evidence room or boning letter, probably looking at

973
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: some evidence he had obeiss. He was doing doo doo

974
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,240
Speaker 1: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doom. And

975
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 1: he moved up on that ladder and that ladder got

976
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 1: out Monday his and she said he injured his shoulder,

977
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: but didn't hit the floor. So that means he grabbed

978
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 1: something trying to hang on. Now, his ass already overweight

979
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: when he grabbed on. That was it all the weight

980
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 1: told his shoulder dislocated. It ripped the ligaments all this hill.

981
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 1: Fat ass should have just went on down. But now

982
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: he tried to stay up. He'd hit the float, but

983
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: he dislocated his shoulder trying to hold on. Then a

984
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 1: small box fell and hit him in the eye. And

985
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 1: then in the ever dis room. That small box is

986
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 1: probably a jewelry box. It could be a room with

987
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 1: a quarter sack of weed in it. It could be

988
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 1: a little maybe a little couple of keys and cocaine

989
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: was in the box. Maybe it was the box with

990
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 1: some keys in it that had some finger his owner

991
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:03,919
Speaker 1: for arm robbery. But one of them in the last

992
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 1: boxes hit him man dead in his damn eye. So

993
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 1: he wore an eyepatch for a week. Now, that really

994
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 1: makes you look like you hurt it. You got your

995
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: arm in a sling and you got a patch on

996
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 1: your eye. Now, he tried to figure out, Hi can

997
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 1: play this. His shoulder was operated on it. He was

998
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 1: all for a full month. Okay, it was time to

999
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 1: return to work. He decided he couldn't drive no more

1000
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: to his punk hass playing this all the way out

1001
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 1: now now he can't drive black people on Black dudes

1002
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 1: only drive with one hand any damn way. So we

1003
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,919
Speaker 1: already and know that. Now if his right arm was hurt,

1004
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 1: that's even better. That's the one we lean on rests

1005
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: on anyway. And if his left arm is hurt, then

1006
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: that's cool. Then we'll just do to lean the other way,

1007
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 1: lean up against the dope, both of his pimp poses.

1008
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 1: Eugen's got to rock the one you like it. So

1009
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: I take him to work and pick him up. Damn,

1010
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: even with sex I initiated and have to do all

1011
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 1: the work where he takes special care not to injure

1012
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 1: his shoulder this high. Know his ass is fat. See

1013
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:13,680
Speaker 1: when you having sex and you don't want to injure

1014
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 1: your shoulder, the only thing he can do is lay

1015
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 1: on his sorry ass back, which is fat ass want

1016
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 1: to do anyway because he don't want to be up

1017
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 1: on his knees where he got to put that work in,

1018
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 1: hold his big ass up in all this here, My

1019
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: shoulder ain't my shoulder. Don't nobody to give a damn

1020
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 1: about the shoulder when you having sex? You know what

1021
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 1: I mean? Whole craps, how that got? How many hamstrings

1022
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: out and pull? You know, I mean to expect muscles

1023
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 1: out and toe you know what I mean? The head

1024
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 1: lacerations out of head and my head going put slamming

1025
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 1: into it too hard? You many times, man, I don't

1026
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 1: rip the ass muscle off? Yeah, any idea man? How

1027
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 1: many times out and told the tenders in the bottom

1028
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: of my feet trying to get my toes and getting

1029
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 1: more more grip on that sheet. You know what I mean.

1030
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 1: The injuries out and had doing sex and don't give

1031
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: a damn. I'll see you tomorrow. I'm don't stop, ain't

1032
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 1: fitting to stop. Chilotte horses bustle, pulls cramps right on,

1033
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 1: doing everything out of my arms and slipped off the

1034
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,640
Speaker 1: corner of the mattress. I bust my mouth on the

1035
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:21,760
Speaker 1: nightstand one time, kept going, kept swallowing the blood, so

1036
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:26,200
Speaker 1: we didn't get on her and kept moving to hold

1037
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:29,840
Speaker 1: A mission has got to be done. Hiss. The pundcast

1038
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: got a little hurt. Shows man missed me with this

1039
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 1: here hiss. Now he not his co workers is sick

1040
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 1: of him too, So something got to give. When I

1041
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 1: stopped watching his clothes for him, he has got twelve

1042
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,160
Speaker 1: year old daughter to do it. He can't wash clothes.

1043
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 1: And then I told him that was inappropriate. We got

1044
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 1: in an argument and I let him know that I

1045
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 1: was making all the decisions going forward and he gonna

1046
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,919
Speaker 1: be treated like one of the children. He says, says,

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01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm the captain of the ship. Now he wants to

1048
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:06,920
Speaker 1: take early retirement. Do you think I need to be

1049
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 1: more patient with him? Or is he playing me for

1050
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 1: a whole fool a whole fool plus, so he playing

1051
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 1: the police department as fools. They tied in his ass.

1052
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 1: You're twelve year old, tired of washing his underwearing all

1053
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: this hill. How you can't wash clothes after three years

1054
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 1: with a shoulder injury? Obviously there's some type of male

1055
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: practice that did happened because of your shoulder? Ain't worth

1056
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 1: for damn? Three years after the operation? Did they operate

1057
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 1: on the right shoulder? That all the time? Did they

1058
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 1: operate on the right shoulder? I say, yes, they operated

1059
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: on the right shoulder, And I say, your man is

1060
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 1: full of it. He is just full of it. He

1061
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 1: is lazy. He has found a way to make an

1062
01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 1: excuse for his laziness. And once you decide to be

1063
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:03,240
Speaker 1: a lazy person, let me help you understand something, y'all,

1064
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:06,440
Speaker 1: it carries over into every aspect of your life. So

1065
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 1: now you lays at the job, you lays at home.

1066
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,439
Speaker 1: You don't want to do nothing to work, You're gonna

1067
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,920
Speaker 1: do the home. You're lazy in the bed room. You're

1068
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:17,000
Speaker 1: just a lazy person. So you can relegate your life

1069
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 1: to live in with this lazy ass person, or you

1070
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 1: can issue an ultimatum. You either get up and get

1071
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,800
Speaker 1: back to work and be the man that I'm married,

1072
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:29,000
Speaker 1: or me and you are done come back to you

1073
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 1: busting your lip on a knife, Stand though and cap

1074
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:37,320
Speaker 1: what happens? All right, it happens. Listen, leave in your comments.

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01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 1: Please on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and Facebook at

1076
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,680
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM, and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast

1077
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,360
Speaker 1: on demand. Coming up next at Sports Talk with Tommy,

1078
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 1: Who's in for Junior today. We'll see how that goes.

1079
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 1: Junior's out today, but Nephew and the Uncle are in

1081
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 1: with Sports Talk. What you got now? I got something

1082
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 1: just to tell my uncle. So, like Steve, I did

1083
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 1: you know I did Baltimore, Maryland this past weekend. Guess

1084
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 1: who was in my hotel? Earl the Pearl Monroe. Man,

1085
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 1: shut your damn I know you better not say that

1086
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 1: to me. Earl the Pearl Monroe, the Pearl Monroe of

1087
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 1: the New York Knicks, Black Pearl Jake Black. What with

1088
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:37,520
Speaker 1: the seven up spin moves? Earl the Pearl hurt the jerk, Munro.

1089
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 1: I don't know about hurt the jerk. I just know

1090
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 1: where everybody in the hood wanted to be pearl. What

1091
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 1: is hurt the jerk? Though? What is that? Came down

1092
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 1: the lane man? He had that cold ass move man

1093
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 1: where he would go dribbling to his right. He would

1094
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 1: cross the free throw line hard. Then he would pick

1095
01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:01,640
Speaker 1: the ball up. He would spend and he would take

1096
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:04,320
Speaker 1: two steps and he laid up with the left on

1097
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 1: the glass. He couldn't nobody stop it because the spin

1098
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 1: he would spend damned the round him on the other side.

1099
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 1: It's coldest steak boy. You need to look it up.

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01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,880
Speaker 1: Is that why they called him the pearl because he

1101
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:19,799
Speaker 1: was sold pearl the pearl money because he was a pearl.

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01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 1: You just this dude was black magic Man. Here. Here's

1103
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 1: here's my other news on I need I need one

1104
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:37,000
Speaker 1: of your cigars that's half smoked, because check this out,

1105
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:42,200
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan has a half smoked cigar and it's up

1106
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:45,679
Speaker 1: for auction and they starting off with five hundred dollars.

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01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,560
Speaker 1: So I definitely need one of your half smoked cigars

1108
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,600
Speaker 1: so I can put it a fox. I think I

1109
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,680
Speaker 1: started I think I'm gonna start this thing off by

1110
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,599
Speaker 1: twenty five hundred though. Yeah, it's in the news. Michael

1111
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:59,719
Speaker 1: Jordan half smoked cigars that he left in the ass tray.

1112
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:03,000
Speaker 1: Somebody came along and got it. Now they're selling it.

1113
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:07,759
Speaker 1: Tell them Steve Harvey lips. Yeah, that would be the difference.

1114
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 1: That's how you know if it's really my cigar. Now

1115
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:18,280
Speaker 1: cast the moisture be damned near down to the label. Yo,

1116
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:23,160
Speaker 1: that's the way you know it's mine. Yeah, you're gonna

1117
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:27,600
Speaker 1: get paid. I'm finding get paid, So y'all be on

1118
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:29,320
Speaker 1: the lookout. I will be auctioning out for a couple

1119
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:32,720
Speaker 1: of Uncle Steve cigars, and who knows, I might grab

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01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,439
Speaker 1: a few of his items if I stopped by the house,

1121
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:36,679
Speaker 1: I grab a few other things that I can sell

1122
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:40,720
Speaker 1: on as an auction. Those parties at his house and

1123
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,599
Speaker 1: you can steal his suits and come through the party.

1124
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:45,920
Speaker 1: You could do an auction party at the house to

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01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:50,439
Speaker 1: be nice to auction. As soon as he lead a

1126
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:54,280
Speaker 1: country again, gonna be a little bit different this time.

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01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:57,439
Speaker 1: Party coming up at the top of the hour for

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01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,680
Speaker 1: your ass. How to tell if you the one for

1129
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 1: him or her or if you're wasting your time. We'll

1130
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening to the

1131
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:12,000
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. So, according to an online pole,

1132
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:15,080
Speaker 1: here's how to tell if a boyfriend or girlfriend is

1133
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,559
Speaker 1: serious about you. So, Steve, this is the same thing

1134
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:21,360
Speaker 1: you stated in your book. Act like a lady, think

1135
01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:23,880
Speaker 1: like a man. So let's go over a few ways

1136
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: to tell if you're the one. All right. Number one,

1137
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 1: he refers to your relationship as we when talking about

1138
01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:37,240
Speaker 1: future plans. You agree, absolutely. Why would he mention you

1139
01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 1: in the future if you're not gonna be that? Okay, wow,

1140
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 1: that's yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you see

1141
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:51,639
Speaker 1: all the movies. What's the movies in the future? Richard

1142
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:55,000
Speaker 1: Prye used to talk about, And you saw all the

1143
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:57,240
Speaker 1: movies about the future and white people being it. That's

1144
01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:05,000
Speaker 1: because white people wasn't playing on us being him. Oh gosh, okay, yeah,

1145
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,559
Speaker 1: we're starting to ask because we're still sticking around. Were

1146
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:13,800
Speaker 1: a little shocking to all right, here's another one, Steve.

1147
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:17,840
Speaker 1: His social media includes pictures of the two of you. Absolutely,

1148
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:19,880
Speaker 1: I just had a conversation with a young guy because

1149
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:23,360
Speaker 1: I know how important social media is to them and

1150
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:27,719
Speaker 1: when they claim each other as exclusive. They will post

1151
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:32,200
Speaker 1: each other. If you're not, you're not getting posted. I mean,

1152
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,680
Speaker 1: just look at anybody, look at all of them. And

1153
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,760
Speaker 1: so I know this kid just dating this girl. He

1154
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:40,679
Speaker 1: told me he's in love with her, and he told

1155
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 1: me she's in love with him. But he ain't on

1156
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 1: none of her Instagram and she ain't on none of his.

1157
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:52,400
Speaker 1: I said, I don't know what's happening, but don't look

1158
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 1: at real now. He mad at me. Why because you

1159
01:11:56,920 --> 01:12:01,120
Speaker 1: brought it to his attention. Yeah, all right, here's another one.

1160
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:04,040
Speaker 1: Labels become a part of your relationship. When you're a

1161
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:07,800
Speaker 1: significant other, stops introducing you as just a friend publicly,

1162
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,960
Speaker 1: chances are you're the one and only this is mine. Well,

1163
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 1: I mean that's important because how many women are in

1164
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:18,840
Speaker 1: relationships and don't know what it is? They don't have

1165
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:22,400
Speaker 1: a description of it, right right right? They don't have

1166
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:25,040
Speaker 1: what is this? You know how many women in relationships

1167
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:28,000
Speaker 1: that's going what is this? They don't even know what

1168
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:32,600
Speaker 1: it is? Because dudes are very smart. Now, m and

1169
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:34,840
Speaker 1: if you will go along with us without a label

1170
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:39,280
Speaker 1: or a title, cool, But you have to ask yourself,

1171
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 1: why don't I have a label? Or a title. Ask

1172
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:47,920
Speaker 1: yourself that. Yeah, And the number one reason is is

1173
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:58,439
Speaker 1: because you ain't that. Lord Jesus, you better tell you ain't.

1174
01:12:58,439 --> 01:13:03,840
Speaker 1: Nobody fitting to call you what you ain't. You only

1175
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 1: get to be mister president if you get the votes.

1176
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:10,800
Speaker 1: You only get to be the boss if you get

1177
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:14,639
Speaker 1: the promotion. Huh. You only get to be the owner

1178
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:16,679
Speaker 1: of the company if you put up all the money.

1179
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:25,040
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Hello church he man, Hey man again, go ahead, Steve.

1180
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:27,040
Speaker 1: This is a big one in your book. I remember

1181
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 1: he brags about you, introduces you to his friend. Then

1182
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:35,080
Speaker 1: you know, simple, man, this is the one man. This

1183
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:37,080
Speaker 1: is my girl. Man another day, Man, we had such

1184
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,760
Speaker 1: a good time. Man, my girl. Man, she'd be lighting

1185
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,760
Speaker 1: it up. Man, we'd be going through it a little bit. Man,

1186
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 1: this girl she's smart. It's just simple. It's simple. It's simple.

1187
01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:49,760
Speaker 1: We want you and we that's how we mark our

1188
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:52,640
Speaker 1: tor into a territory by bragging about you. So you

1189
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:56,479
Speaker 1: heard me say this? She mind you heard that? So

1190
01:13:56,640 --> 01:14:00,040
Speaker 1: what you over here for with your head cocked to

1191
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:04,800
Speaker 1: the side, sipping out your drink? Sideway Pardner and the

1192
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:08,160
Speaker 1: and the last one, Steve, you have drawers at each

1193
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 1: other's house. Draws you like. That's true too. You gotta

1194
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:24,840
Speaker 1: put them in the floor. My drawls is over here

1195
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:27,000
Speaker 1: because I'm been fit to do some things. WHI I

1196
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:36,439
Speaker 1: need new draws. Goodness, Okay, put back home? Not these

1197
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 1: all right? Too much your knees, hill, I got to

1198
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:47,960
Speaker 1: get some fresh draws. We're gonna take intimacy to new

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01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 1: heights with this next story at twenty minutes after right

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01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:57,760
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to show, all right? So I

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01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 1: heard Radio Living Black twenty one two, empowered by AT

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Speaker 1: and T, paying homage to the creators, the artists, actors,

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01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:09,320
Speaker 1: and Black leaders who are shaping the culture and telling

1204
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:13,960
Speaker 1: untold stories that make the Black experience so rich and meaningful.

1205
01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 1: Carla who will be performing I Know you got the

1206
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:22,880
Speaker 1: d Okay Girl. Powerful performances by Lizzo Big Sean Her,

1207
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:28,200
Speaker 1: Oh I Love Me Some Her the new generation of

1208
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:34,679
Speaker 1: gospel artists. Special appearances by j Cole, Alicia Keys, John Legend,

1209
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Speaker 1: Sweety Megan, the Stallion. It's going down. You gotta watch

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01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:48,240
Speaker 1: it live tonight. It's tonight exclusively on TikTok at APM

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Speaker 1: Pacific five pm Eastern, So we will be checking it

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01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:55,360
Speaker 1: out on TikTok and you can get all the info

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01:15:55,520 --> 01:16:00,240
Speaker 1: at Steve PARVEYFM dot com slash Living Black. So we're

1214
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:03,760
Speaker 1: gonna check that out tonight on TikTok. That's right, We'll

1215
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 1: take you to the kitchen table with Sweedie and Tabitha Brown,

1216
01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:13,719
Speaker 1: check in with the LGBTQIA Acceptance Brunch, and we'll shine

1217
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:17,720
Speaker 1: the spotlight on phenomenal black women entrepreneurs, sit in on

1218
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:20,719
Speaker 1: a black family game night to talk about what keeps

1219
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:25,280
Speaker 1: relationships strong and have an open, honest and much needed

1220
01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:29,880
Speaker 1: conversation about mental health in the black community. All that

1221
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:32,639
Speaker 1: is going down. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey

1222
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:35,960
Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,

1223
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:38,320
Speaker 1: and we'll also do a round of would you rather

1224
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:43,720
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steven Show. Time now,

1225
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:47,240
Speaker 1: guys for another round of wood you rather? Would you

1226
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:51,360
Speaker 1: rather be kissed on the lip or kissed on your neck?

1227
01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:55,160
Speaker 1: During intimacy? Oh? That nick? I can't handle it, I

1228
01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:57,120
Speaker 1: jumped out to one. I can't handle it at all.

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01:16:58,120 --> 01:17:02,519
Speaker 1: I can't candle it. I just ain't no good on

1230
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:06,160
Speaker 1: this neck. I'm telling I who you want to you

1231
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:08,360
Speaker 1: want to stop my performance. You get on that neck,

1232
01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm done. I can't do nothing for you. Well, I'm

1233
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:16,160
Speaker 1: the direct opposite. Okay, if you open up your mouth started,

1234
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:19,280
Speaker 1: look at me on my neck? You in for something? Something?

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01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:26,240
Speaker 1: Come with that. I intensifies all efforts. I'm talking about. Man,

1236
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 1: everything I'm doing, I start doing hard. Everything in me,

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01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:38,280
Speaker 1: not on my neck. My body's convulsing and stuff. I'm

1238
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:42,760
Speaker 1: most of my actions is involuntary. At that point, I'd

1239
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:52,360
Speaker 1: rather not. Let's keep this party. Would you rather? Would

1240
01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:56,400
Speaker 1: you rather be financially satisfied all of the time? Would

1241
01:17:56,400 --> 01:18:02,200
Speaker 1: you rather be sexually satisfied? Hey, you can buy it? Yeah,

1242
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:03,840
Speaker 1: we can buy it. So I got enough money, you

1243
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:06,360
Speaker 1: ain't got to wear about it. It feel good sometimes

1244
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:10,120
Speaker 1: when you just got money, you ain't gotta do nothing. Yeah,

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01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:13,360
Speaker 1: I'm good. Yeah, I'm trying to tell you right now,

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01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:18,000
Speaker 1: I'm going with that money. Man financially said all the time,

1247
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:21,679
Speaker 1: or sexually satisfied all the time. No, No, like Tommy said,

1248
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,639
Speaker 1: you got enough money, you can buy whatever you get.

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01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:27,920
Speaker 1: Sexually satisfied now, I don't need them vote no no.

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01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:30,400
Speaker 1: With that money, that money made me feel like we

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Speaker 1: just finished it. Feel waved off, all right, So would

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Speaker 1: you rather post nude, just completely naked for a group

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Speaker 1: of artists, or would you rather wear false lashes? Lashes?

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01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:53,679
Speaker 1: Put them lashes on? So fly? I ain't naked. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but he I don't know. He's artist. He knows, surely

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01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:58,040
Speaker 1: he knows, he know, he don't know. He don't need

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Speaker 1: to be naked. Got I got two alms. It looked weird.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got the other folks. I don't need to

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Speaker 1: be knocking it from nobody. Nobody what the wife? She

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Speaker 1: didn't seen it from all sides and I'm naked explaining

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01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:17,320
Speaker 1: to y'all what's going on? And then let's just be real,

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01:19:17,439 --> 01:19:20,679
Speaker 1: y'all from the side. Do you really want somebody looking

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01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:26,160
Speaker 1: at you from the side, you know, forward? Straight on?

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01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,519
Speaker 1: I'm all right, you know, on the scale of one

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01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:32,120
Speaker 1: and ten, I'm about seven, you know, straight on seven?

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01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:35,960
Speaker 1: You know, for my age, I'm an eight and a half.

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01:19:37,479 --> 01:19:42,040
Speaker 1: You know you look great? Yes, sideways. I can't explain that. No, damn,

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01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:49,720
Speaker 1: I don't really know what's happening. All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, that's our round up? Would you rather for today?

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Speaker 1: Coming up next? It is our last break of the day,

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Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks at forty nine minutes

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Speaker 1: after from the one and Only Steve Harve. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to all right, guys, here we are, last

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01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:09,880
Speaker 1: break of the day. It's been a good day. Ye

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01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:18,120
Speaker 1: thank us home, Steve Hey my closing remarks today, it's

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01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:21,400
Speaker 1: gonna be a gonna share a personal, kind of a

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01:20:21,479 --> 01:20:24,200
Speaker 1: personal story with you. But it's also a story that

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01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:26,600
Speaker 1: I think is relatable to a lot of people. And

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of people can put themselves into place,

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01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:32,280
Speaker 1: and I think the question I want to ask is

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01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:39,640
Speaker 1: who are you talking to and who are you listening to?

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01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:46,360
Speaker 1: That's an important question to ask yourself constantly. Who are

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01:20:46,439 --> 01:20:51,000
Speaker 1: you talking to and who are you listening to? If

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01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:53,760
Speaker 1: you want to change your life, if you really want

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01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:57,200
Speaker 1: to progress in life, if you really want to be

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01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:00,360
Speaker 1: what God has intended for you to be, if you

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01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:04,280
Speaker 1: really want to accomplish all your dreams and aspirations, you

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01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:07,960
Speaker 1: got to pay real close attention to who you talking

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01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:13,400
Speaker 1: to and who you listening to. These two things are critical.

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01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:17,000
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna share your story as much as

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01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:20,439
Speaker 1: I can without being too specific, but just to see

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01:21:20,479 --> 01:21:23,200
Speaker 1: if you can relate. I was in a meeting one

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01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:26,640
Speaker 1: time with some TV executives, and they were in this

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01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:30,360
Speaker 1: meeting to talk about how we could increase the ratings

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01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:37,200
Speaker 1: on my talk show. And whenever I take a meeting

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01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:41,960
Speaker 1: with news execs, I want I listen to them because

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01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,240
Speaker 1: if you have a way that I can improve, I'm

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01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:50,400
Speaker 1: always listening. But in the entire meeting of how to

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01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:54,880
Speaker 1: increase your ratings, all they would do and was telling

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01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:59,800
Speaker 1: me what I wasn't And that's not how you imp.

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Speaker 1: You have to tell me who I should be. So

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01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:10,679
Speaker 1: you can't tell me what I am isn't working, because

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01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:13,160
Speaker 1: to me, clearly it is because who I am has

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01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:15,600
Speaker 1: gotten me this far. Now, if you can tell me

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01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:19,680
Speaker 1: what I need to add to that, I'm okay. But

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01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:22,880
Speaker 1: once again, you gotta be careful who you talking to

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01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:26,719
Speaker 1: and careful who you're listening to. So the list started.

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01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:32,559
Speaker 1: You know, the one thing I thought I would listen

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01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:37,639
Speaker 1: to was one of them said, don't cuss so much. Okay,

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01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:40,479
Speaker 1: I could take that, because that could be offensive to

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01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:43,920
Speaker 1: some people. Okay, So I took that. Okay, that's something

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01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:48,200
Speaker 1: I can't do. But really, to get to what you

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01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:50,000
Speaker 1: all trying to hell, I need to know what to

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01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:58,519
Speaker 1: do and then it started into things just negativity. And

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01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:02,080
Speaker 1: one of the things that one of the guys said

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01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:07,720
Speaker 1: to me was, don't talk about God so much. And

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01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:11,639
Speaker 1: I said, excuse me, He said, don't talk about God

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01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,880
Speaker 1: so much, and I threw me off a little bit.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just looking at him. He said, because this

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01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:22,920
Speaker 1: isn't a religious show or a spiritual show. And I

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01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:25,760
Speaker 1: was thinking to him, well, it's not spiritual to youth,

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01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:29,840
Speaker 1: but the whole fact of me even being on a

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01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:33,000
Speaker 1: talk show is a miracle to me. The fact that

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01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:35,600
Speaker 1: I've reached the levels in this business that I have

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01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:38,240
Speaker 1: is a miracle to me. So this is not being

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01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:41,360
Speaker 1: spiritual for you, I understand. But my whole walk is

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01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:44,160
Speaker 1: nothing but grace and favor. So I was sitting there

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01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:46,880
Speaker 1: looking at him and I said, well, that's not going

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01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:51,559
Speaker 1: to happen because a long time ago, when I had nothing,

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Speaker 1: I made a promise to God. I told God, I said,

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Speaker 1: if you let me make it, when I get there,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell everybody it was you. And you know

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Speaker 1: why I made that promise Because I was out of ideas,

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01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:07,479
Speaker 1: because I was out of moves to make, I was

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01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:10,479
Speaker 1: all out of what to do next. I was all

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01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:14,080
Speaker 1: out of bright ideas. You ever been there before where

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01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:17,320
Speaker 1: you feel like you just out, Well, guess what I

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01:24:17,479 --> 01:24:21,280
Speaker 1: told God? I was out and I was gonna step

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01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:25,200
Speaker 1: aside and let him in. And now I do whatever

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Speaker 1: you tell me to do. I make the moves you

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01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:30,280
Speaker 1: tell me to move, and I go where you tell

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Speaker 1: me to go. And if I make it, God, when

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01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:34,600
Speaker 1: I get there, I'm gonna tell everybody it was you.

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01:24:35,439 --> 01:24:38,000
Speaker 1: That's why when I started this radio show, I started

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01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:40,280
Speaker 1: the radio show the way I do when I was

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Speaker 1: doing stand up. Before I started, I said, before I

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01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:46,120
Speaker 1: get started, I want to just say that God is

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01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,840
Speaker 1: everything to me, and without God, I never ever would

1349
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:52,320
Speaker 1: have been nothing. I said that every single night before

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01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:57,080
Speaker 1: I started my show. Guess what, I was keeping my promise,

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01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:01,080
Speaker 1: So I wasn't gonna break my promise for some people

1352
01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:04,839
Speaker 1: at a talk show. See, but you gotta be careful

1353
01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:08,760
Speaker 1: who you talking to, and then even more so, you

1354
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:12,200
Speaker 1: gotta be careful who you're listening to. Now. In that

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01:25:12,479 --> 01:25:15,439
Speaker 1: meeting with them, I found that it was my last

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01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:18,320
Speaker 1: meeting with them ever. They never met with me again,

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01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:22,400
Speaker 1: and I knew something was going on because Christmas, there

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01:25:22,479 --> 01:25:25,600
Speaker 1: was no Christmas gift sent to my set. There was

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01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:30,040
Speaker 1: no birthday gift sent to my set. Oh and next

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01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:35,200
Speaker 1: thing I knew, everything was canceled. But you know what,

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01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:41,280
Speaker 1: I never stopped talking about God. I never stopped talking

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01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:45,280
Speaker 1: about faith. I stopped listening. I don't listen to people

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01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:49,200
Speaker 1: that tell me what to do about my faith. And

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01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:53,280
Speaker 1: I look up, and today I'm in better shape than

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01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm ever been in in my life because I chose

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Speaker 1: to honor Him in spite of what they were telling

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01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:03,519
Speaker 1: me to do. So now where are they versus where

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01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:09,680
Speaker 1: am I? It's because I pay very close attention to

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01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:13,479
Speaker 1: who I'm talking to, and I pay real close attention

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01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:16,840
Speaker 1: to who I'm listening to. And I spend more time

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Speaker 1: talking to God and listening to God than I do anybody.

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Speaker 1: And that right there is a true testament to why

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01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:29,240
Speaker 1: I am who I am today, because I am but

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01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:33,040
Speaker 1: by the grace of God. And I'll never forget that,

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01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:36,519
Speaker 1: and I'll never let nobody tell me different. Those are

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01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:39,720
Speaker 1: my clothes remarks today. You might see yourself in there

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01:26:39,840 --> 01:26:43,200
Speaker 1: somewhere if you do. That's good. Hey, look talk to God, y'all.

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01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,240
Speaker 1: He loved to hear from y'all. Have a good day.

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01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:56,040
Speaker 1: See you tomorrow for all Steve I re contest. No

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Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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