Speaker 1: What's up. It's a sauce on the side, and we
Speaker 1: just have to start this podcast over because there have
Speaker 1: been too many distractions. We have people walking in and
Speaker 1: out of the studio, we have people waving outside the door.
Speaker 1: It's stressful. I will say this a million times. I
Speaker 1: understand why they have signs at the zoo that say
Speaker 1: do not tap on glass. They should have signs at
Speaker 1: the zoo that say don't stare too long, you creep,
Speaker 1: because you know how weird it feels to just get
Speaker 1: stared out from outside this glass.
Speaker 2: It is very weird.
Speaker 1: It's strange. I get why those gorillas are like flinging
Speaker 1: poop and stuff at people. Oh absolutely.
Speaker 2: I just hate the fact that it's always the kids
Speaker 2: that they fling poop at and they slam on the windows,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, poor kid, get the parent.
Speaker 1: This parent is atrocious. Yeah, anyway, we're breaking up the episodes.
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of guests lately and I love it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a guest probably next week in the
Speaker 1: week after. But people demand you and Andrew on the show,
Speaker 1: and I love that. So I've left Andrew out good
Speaker 1: and brought you because a lot to discuss. I love
Speaker 1: it you brought up something earlier, because today is the day.
Speaker 1: By the time you hear this, we'll have an answer.
Speaker 1: If you don't hear this, we have an answer that
Speaker 1: three I Atlas. Media is supposed to have made its past,
Speaker 1: and it's billions of years old. They're saying the way
Speaker 1: that it moves the tail, all kinds of stuff. It
Speaker 1: is not natural. It is something with a life that
Speaker 1: we don't understand. And I say, please, please take me.
Speaker 2: You say no, no, And I don't believe it. I
Speaker 2: think that we're doing ourselves a disservice by thinking that
Speaker 2: aliens that we're smart enough to keep up with aliens.
Speaker 1: Now I know we're not. That's why I'm like, please
Speaker 1: take me. I'm tired of this.
Speaker 2: So as ghetto, I think that if they do decide
Speaker 2: to come to the ghetto, it's gonna be the like,
Speaker 2: we're never gonna see it coming. We're not gonna know
Speaker 2: anything about it. No one is going to be able
Speaker 2: to put clues together and like have us anticipating something
Speaker 2: done nothing I.
Speaker 1: Get, I guarantee, she says, having zero knowledge whatsoever. But
Speaker 1: I believe that whatever is out there is so much
Speaker 1: smarter and stronger and more technologically advanced than us. If
Speaker 1: they have gotten to us and we've never gotten to them,
Speaker 1: they're already running laps around us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: I like to think that kindness and empathy are signs
Speaker 1: of intelligence. When you have an open mind, you say, hey,
Speaker 1: let me take a look at this, and not just
Speaker 1: stomp on the ant hill. You know, Like I think
Speaker 1: a smarter, more enlightened person is going to say, hey,
Speaker 1: there's a whole society over there. I Am not going
Speaker 1: to just stomp on it, but like you know, a
Speaker 1: little kid's gonna go over and do all kinds of
Speaker 1: crazy stuff to an ant hill. I think if the
Speaker 1: aliens make it to us, they're not of that mindset
Speaker 1: unless we are what I think we are, which is
Speaker 1: a virus that's just spreading and killing the earth. And
Speaker 1: then they're like, you know what, enough of you, you
Speaker 1: people have done bad things. You're out.
Speaker 2: I've never thought of us would being a virus?
Speaker 1: Have you seen what we do the planet? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like also kill it and multiply.
Speaker 2: So that means that there are some good viruses out there,
Speaker 2: because there are some good people a part of a society.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know about that, and like humans
Speaker 1: spread like a virus and act like a virus, which
Speaker 1: I think most people don't want to have a virus. Sure,
Speaker 1: I mean there are some good cells out there, but
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about it that way. I think that
Speaker 1: we are a virus on this earth. I mean, we've
Speaker 1: talked about this before, but if you ever watched the
Speaker 1: show called After Humans everything regenerates. The one thing that
Speaker 1: keeps the earth in bad positions, in a bad place
Speaker 1: and climate change happening all the time is us human
Speaker 1: beings and the things that we've created and how we
Speaker 1: then implement them. It's pretty terrible. I mean we saw
Speaker 1: during COVID when you take humans out of the mix,
Speaker 1: the animals started coming back. The waterways of Venice were
Speaker 1: clear enough and clean enough to have dolphins.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, WHOA, all.
Speaker 1: You to do is take us out of the mix.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I want to see those aliens come
Speaker 1: here and to your point, spank people. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: ask you, Diamond, you actually asked me, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: throw it back at you. Who in the building would
Speaker 1: you like to get spanked by aliens?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, I have two answers. Okay, Andrew for sure.
Speaker 1: Because like the noise he would make.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just would love to see him in pain,
Speaker 2: you know. And now that I'm thinking, I kind of
Speaker 2: want to see Eric Wellman get spanked. Why just because
Speaker 2: he's like a big guy and I would love to
Speaker 2: see him being dominated. Okay, you know all right?
Speaker 1: And it would be funny, you know what I would
Speaker 1: like to do. What I would like to take our
Speaker 1: lovely like maintenance staff, Karen and Kiki and Hector, and
Speaker 1: I would love to put the paddle in their hands
Speaker 1: and be like, you've seen what goes around here, and
Speaker 1: you guys understand who is and isn't respectful and just
Speaker 1: like a decent human rain terror Oh, I would love
Speaker 1: to see that.
Speaker 2: Well, if that's the case, I you know one person,
Speaker 2: the person who blows the bathroom up every.
Speaker 1: Day, and you've identified who that I know.
Speaker 2: Exactly who you are, you little torp.
Speaker 1: Would you like to see that person get spanks?
Speaker 2: Or I'm back there and I want the spank where
Speaker 2: it's like you know you did. I want that. I
Speaker 2: want that absolutely.
Speaker 1: I've never met someone who wants to have kids just
Speaker 1: to discipline them like you.
Speaker 2: You know just a little, and I can't wait to say,
Speaker 2: you know, what used to happen to me? This is
Speaker 2: light and I didn't even really get spank so like
Speaker 2: to talk about this what happened to you? It's okay?
Speaker 2: Could you know you could parents lie to their kids
Speaker 2: all the time. I'd love to do that. Back in
Speaker 2: my day, I used to walk up hills both ways.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, let me tell you. I never thought hills
Speaker 1: both ways was a thing until I went to Portugal
Speaker 1: and I was like, shit, there are hills everywhere. Really,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, house is even possible. Every turn I
Speaker 1: take there's another hill and they all go up. I
Speaker 1: don't understand the kiddings of it. It was a great place.
Speaker 1: I'd love to live there, and everyone's probably really healthy.
Speaker 1: Really we walked. Everybody is awesome. So another thing that
Speaker 1: I wanted to mention real quickly. The podcast team has
Speaker 1: been on it and done some really cool stuff. So
Speaker 1: now we're gonna have promos running that you haven't heard before.
Speaker 1: If you listen to the Big Show. The Instagram page
Speaker 1: that is now up God Sauce on the side, come
Speaker 1: and follow. I don't know how we got that handle
Speaker 1: because I'm pretty sure we looked it up before and
Speaker 1: it was not available, but now it is and we
Speaker 1: have it, so that's exciting. So come follow We're gonna
Speaker 1: post little clips from the show, longer clips from the show.
Speaker 1: Anything you want. You can communicate with us over there,
Speaker 1: ask us questions.
Speaker 2: Tell us topics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like anything you want. We're gonna handle all that
Speaker 1: at the Instagram page at sauce on the side. So
Speaker 1: thank you to everyone who helps set it up, and
Speaker 1: thank you for following.
Speaker 2: Please follow up, Yeah I do.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I am going to beg please. But Diamond
Speaker 1: has some things on her mind. We need to talk
Speaker 1: about you at the Sabrina Carpenter concerts. You have a
Speaker 1: lot of big thoughts.
Speaker 2: I had a lot of thoughts. But also let me
Speaker 2: preface this by saying that I had to tell the
Speaker 2: person that I was with, I will embarrass you tonight. Why.
Speaker 2: Like I looked at Kara, our music director. Yeah, she
Speaker 2: is not easily embarrassed. But when I'm like flying off
Speaker 2: the handles and doing something outrageous, She's like one of
Speaker 2: the first people that's like, calm it down, were you.
Speaker 1: Doing your jitterbug dance?
Speaker 2: Because that wasn't all right, and you see how we
Speaker 2: get there. But kind of on theme, kind of on theme, Okay,
Speaker 2: I felt like I was at a taping of I
Speaker 2: Love Lucy, Like yeah, no, literally, her Serena Carpenter's stage
Speaker 2: setup is like a house where she's filming a show, okay,
Speaker 2: and so in the morning it's a daytime show and
Speaker 2: she's like not ready for it, so she's running around
Speaker 2: and then she comes back at night and it's like
Speaker 2: the after dark version and it's so good. Like I
Speaker 2: love Beyonce, but Beyonce just goes on the stage and
Speaker 2: perform songs the way that she wants to write.
Speaker 1: Oh what are you about to say?
Speaker 2: No? But Sabrina, it's an experience. It's a different type
Speaker 2: of experience where like I felt like I was in
Speaker 2: an audience for a show, and I.
Speaker 1: Love that that's exciting, like a theme. I love that
Speaker 1: a lot of little kids go to see Sabrina.
Speaker 2: Right like they love her and they shouldn't their parents
Speaker 2: soon spank them. If you took your kid to the
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter concert, knowing what her lyrics say and you've
Speaker 2: seen her music videos, you deserve to get spanked, Like
Speaker 2: paddle to ask, what do people say belt to ask?
Speaker 2: You deserve it? This woman is like the amount of
Speaker 2: sexual references that I don't think are like undercover. It's
Speaker 2: like she's very blunt about everything.
Speaker 1: We bleep. Her song on the Air Tears, Oh yes,
Speaker 1: it's I mean, the lyric is something like you make
Speaker 1: me wet, tears run.
Speaker 2: Down down my guy, excuse me, ma'am, Like what, I
Speaker 2: don't think that's in nuendo.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's a right over the head.
Speaker 2: Then there's a song called good Graces, which is one
Speaker 2: of my favorites, but like, I'm an adult, so I
Speaker 2: don't think about it. But the lyrics are I don't
Speaker 2: give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck,
Speaker 2: and like the kids, they're right next to me and
Speaker 2: I'm screaming it and I shouldn't feel bad.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't know you went to an adult thing.
Speaker 2: Like then she's doing sex positions everywhere. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: a very interesting show, but not for a kid. These
Speaker 2: little girls with cowboy hats. I'm like, okay, So.
Speaker 1: I get very torn about that. For a lot of reasons.
Speaker 1: My parents we've talked about this before, but they did
Speaker 1: not let me watch TV until I was like fifteen
Speaker 1: years old. If I want to watch things, I was
Speaker 1: like sneaking it at a friend's house or if they
Speaker 1: weren't home. I was trying to watch some stuff. But
Speaker 1: outside of that, they didn't let me watch anything. However,
Speaker 1: they never stopped me from listening to any type of music,
Speaker 1: and I mean any type of music. My mom heard
Speaker 1: me listening to Eminem's first album and was astounding. She said,
Speaker 1: what is happening?
Speaker 2: Is he killing someone?
Speaker 1: There's a child involved? What is this? And then she
Speaker 1: just walked right out like she was like okay, whatever.
Speaker 1: They didn't really we had in the way of music.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they didn't, and movies, Like I
Speaker 1: went to rated our movies with them all the time.
Speaker 1: They were the parents who probably would have taken me
Speaker 1: to Sabrina Carpenter's show. And then when I asked a
Speaker 1: question they would explain it. Oh oh yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: you asked my parents anything. They did not sugarcoat. They
Speaker 1: were like we talked about this on the air once,
Speaker 1: but they were like, hey, your fish is dead. What
Speaker 1: what happened? Yeah, your fish died. I was like okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Other parents are like, oh, we're gonna sugarcoat this, not mine.
Speaker 1: They believe sugarcoating gives you cavities. They just tell you things.
Speaker 1: And then I got in trouble for telling other kids
Speaker 1: those things.
Speaker 2: Oh you were one of those.
Speaker 1: Uh, First of all, do you know what it's like
Speaker 1: knowing about Santa? Do you know what it's like knowing
Speaker 1: about Santa and being surrounded by people that's who don't
Speaker 1: what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You know what? The gandhis jail probably six months federal penitentiary.
Speaker 2: Wait no, yeah, no, okay, wait.
Speaker 1: Let's back this up for one second. Lying to your
Speaker 1: kids about Santa is diabolical. It's crazy because you are
Speaker 1: setting them up for the biggest disappointment when they figure
Speaker 1: out that that thing is not real. Why would you
Speaker 1: just light to them right off the bat instead of
Speaker 1: and this is where my parents came at it, from
Speaker 1: telling them the truth about Santa, because you're going to
Speaker 1: behave for this mythological thing that's going to vanish when
Speaker 1: you're like eight. I don't know how old are kids
Speaker 1: when they find out, Oh my god, how old are they?
Speaker 2: I was ten?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was ten?
Speaker 1: You were ten years old believing in Santa? Yeah, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: No, yes, I think that it lets your kid be
Speaker 2: a kid, like, okay, a kid.
Speaker 1: Without believing in Santa.
Speaker 2: And then when I realized that it was my parents' dad.
Speaker 1: Tell you the story about how I realized I'm fascinated.
Speaker 2: Asked for a drum kit or a drum set, and
Speaker 2: in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve, my
Speaker 2: dad was putting it together and he knocked the whole
Speaker 2: thing over. So it was just like, so I got
Speaker 2: up and I like snuck to the staircase and I
Speaker 2: could see him in mom like trying to put it together,
Speaker 2: and I just was I appreciated it. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh wow, but I had been asking for like a
Speaker 2: year or two before that, like is Santah really real?
Speaker 2: And my mom was like, well, do you believe that
Speaker 2: he's real. If you believe that, then he's real.
Speaker 1: Like I mean, is that not the case for really everything? Yeah,
Speaker 1: But like, I think it's weird that parents just set
Speaker 1: their kids up with this life for no reason. My
Speaker 1: mom was like, everyone's gonna do this whole like, you
Speaker 1: better be good because Sanna's watching. No, I want you
Speaker 1: to be good because I'm watching.
Speaker 2: And oh when it gives you.
Speaker 1: A Christmas gifts. Also, if you're gonna behave, behave for
Speaker 1: your father and me, not Santa. Please.
Speaker 2: Santa was bringing me gifts regardless. I learned that very early. Okay,
Speaker 2: my teacher tried to tell on me. We went to
Speaker 2: see Santa when I was like in pre k, and
Speaker 2: the teacher was like, Diamond has not like Diamond is talkative,
Speaker 2: she's not quiet in class when I need her to
Speaker 2: be quiet. And the white Santa said, well, it looks
Speaker 2: like you're gonna get coal. And then I went to
Speaker 2: see the black Santa, and the teacher tried to do
Speaker 2: the same damn thing. You know what. He said, It's okay,
Speaker 2: you're gonna get it, don't worry about it. And I said, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm gonting regardless. I'm a yapper by nature. Babes, this isn't.
Speaker 1: Gonna stop distrust. The white men began, uh oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe it goes back to Santa. My sister. Apparently,
Speaker 1: my parents did try with my sister, but she figured
Speaker 1: it out like very young. What they said, she was
Speaker 1: like a baby baby, like barely talking. And she made
Speaker 1: a comment that my mom used the same wrapping paper
Speaker 1: as Santa and that was weird. Oh and my mom
Speaker 1: was like, ah shit.
Speaker 2: Oh stop, but that's so cute. See, okay, you can't
Speaker 2: like if your kid asks or figures it out, then
Speaker 2: it's like okay whatever. But like I know a parent
Speaker 2: who shut it down and was like, no, there is
Speaker 2: no Santa.
Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, don't do that. I wouldn't at
Speaker 1: this at this age. I would not do that to
Speaker 1: someone else's kid. But when you're a kid and you're like.
Speaker 2: I know something that's messed up.
Speaker 1: I know this thing and I can prove it, and
Speaker 1: you're all your dumb little friends running around talking about Santa.
Speaker 1: My idiots ridiculous.
Speaker 2: You know what, kids like you deserve to get tripped somebody.
Speaker 2: You were the tripper. You're ruining Santa dreams and you're
Speaker 2: tripping these damn kids jail.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you this, when you're a little person,
Speaker 1: you have to be resourceful. You think I can like
Speaker 1: take people hand to hand combat. No, most people are
Speaker 1: ten times my size. That was dramatic. Three times my
Speaker 1: size not gonna work for me ANYW.
Speaker 2: I digress trying to figure out where your villain story
Speaker 2: actually starts.
Speaker 1: I'm not a villain.
Speaker 2: What is it your origin story? Where did it start?
Speaker 2: Because if you were people when you were a kid, exactly,
Speaker 2: you're unwell.
Speaker 1: My dad told this story when he was on the podcast.
Speaker 1: There's a kid that used to pick on me in
Speaker 1: our old neighborhood and I threw banana peels at him
Speaker 1: and he fell and hurt himself. And guess what, he
Speaker 1: did not pick on me anymore after that.
Speaker 2: But it started before that.
Speaker 1: It had to it might have my origin story. So
Speaker 1: I wanted to mention something that I think is the
Speaker 1: funniest story that we'll probably never talk about on the air.
Speaker 1: Like fully, I sort of alluded to it, but I
Speaker 1: did this speaking panel. On the speaking panel were four people.
Speaker 1: It was me, funk Master Flex, who is like a
Speaker 1: very popular DJ here in New York. If you don't know.
Speaker 2: Who he is, he terrorized New Yorkers for thirty years.
Speaker 1: Okay, that in Diamond is a New Yorker for thirty years,
Speaker 1: so she has full awareness of this. A guy named
Speaker 1: Noah Eagle who is a sports commentator, and a guy
Speaker 1: named Chavoy from The Chaboys. The Cha Boys Show, I
Speaker 1: believe is what it's called. And the four of us
Speaker 1: are up there in front of all these people at
Speaker 1: this advertising agency and we are talking about serious business,
Speaker 1: not that serious, but they were, you know, talking about
Speaker 1: like influencer culture and how does this impact you guys,
Speaker 1: and how do you pick clients and blah blah. It
Speaker 1: was great, everything was going fine. But our man flex
Speaker 1: not once, but twice, possibly three times, needed them to
Speaker 1: repeat the question and then blamed me for him not
Speaker 1: knowing what the question was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why did? Why would I blame you?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, she's distracting me. I was like, from what
Speaker 1: what is happening right here? And I couldn't tell if
Speaker 1: it was like him trying to be like cute and flirty, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm distracted, or if he was genuinely like this bitch
Speaker 1: is talking too much. I don't know. My answers were short,
Speaker 1: they were short and sweet, you know me. I don't
Speaker 1: want to overtalk it on these things. I just want
Speaker 1: to deliver the information. So I get blamed twice for
Speaker 1: him not knowing what the question is. Now fast forward
Speaker 1: to the end. We know the order in which we're
Speaker 1: answering the questions, So they ask a question, I answer.
Speaker 1: He's up next. He answers. Then he's done, right, he
Speaker 1: doesn't have to pay attention to the rest because he's done.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This man pulled out his phone, opened up Instagram. I
Speaker 1: am not joking. Started watching reels with the volume on
Speaker 1: that's sick, the volume on Diamond. He was on the panel.
Speaker 2: What were the reels? Could you make out what was
Speaker 2: being said?
Speaker 1: No, because I look, I know it was like a
Speaker 1: light skinned guy talking, maybe a white guy, maybe a
Speaker 1: spinna guy. I don't know. But I looked at him
Speaker 1: and I was like, for real, are you serious right now?
Speaker 1: And he goes oh and put it away and then
Speaker 1: did it immediately after again. He did it twice. I
Speaker 1: was dying inside because I thought it was so funny
Speaker 1: and insane all at the same time that I was like,
Speaker 1: I just I can't wrap my head around what the
Speaker 1: necessity would be, like if it was a text message
Speaker 1: or something that had been going off repeatedly and you
Speaker 1: were like, oh, my phone has been going off non stop,
Speaker 1: let me check. That's one thing. But reels with the volume.
Speaker 2: On the man is unwell twice the man is unwell,
Speaker 2: And like, I.
Speaker 1: Loved everything about it. It's crazy, but I loved it.
Speaker 2: It could be in a good way or it could
Speaker 2: be in a bad way, like he would premiere songs
Speaker 2: but talk over the songs and so.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, so this is like lifelong yes.
Speaker 2: And you know, like we what back in quote unquote
Speaker 2: back in my day, we couldn't like download this something.
Speaker 2: We had to literally listen to them premiere on the
Speaker 2: radio and he would start the song, drop bombs and
Speaker 2: talk over it, start it over. I don't know how
Speaker 2: many times do you remember when jay Z and Kanye
Speaker 2: dropped otis Yes, And there's like viral footage, not even footage,
Speaker 2: because it's just audio of him playing the song for
Speaker 2: the first time, and he kept starting it over and
Speaker 2: he goes, I want you to go into your local
Speaker 2: corner store right now, stick your hand behind the cash register.
Speaker 2: And it's just like, what, why can we just hear
Speaker 2: the song?
Speaker 1: Yeah, as the song's premiering, he's encouraging you to rob.
Speaker 2: Yesodegas, Yes, get.
Speaker 1: Out of here.
Speaker 2: I gotta look for it.
Speaker 1: Why is that so funny? He's okay tracks, I was
Speaker 1: dying laughing because I've done like a few of these panels,
Speaker 1: and without getting too deep into the weeds, sometimes I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm unpunked because it cannot be possible that
Speaker 1: this is how this is actually going down. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you, I'm pretty sure I've referenced this before, but
Speaker 1: I did one with our man Alec Baldwin, oh the
Speaker 1: day after Trump won the election. I to this day,
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure what happened during that time. I
Speaker 1: just remember thinking, huh, it was incredible. But now they
Speaker 1: so that they have you with him. I actually thought
Speaker 1: he was a great time by the way, fun guy.
Speaker 1: And I know a lot of people have differing opinions
Speaker 1: on that. I'm not telling you that you're wrong. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying my one experience with him was a blast.
Speaker 1: I mean they would be like, so the weather, he's
Speaker 1: like And let me tell you something else about Trump.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. It was so funny.
Speaker 2: You see the footage of him in the city, just
Speaker 2: like arguing with people on the street. It's like, what
Speaker 2: did you do to piss off Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1: Probably yelled some crazy stuff at him.
Speaker 2: Oh man, he gives it.
Speaker 1: He's one of those people just no fucks given. He
Speaker 1: doesn't care. He's gonna fight you. He will yell at
Speaker 1: you back. And sometimes I applaud it because I'm like, good,
Speaker 1: don't let people talk to you all crazy because they
Speaker 1: think that you're not going to do something because you
Speaker 1: have something to lose every now and then. You got
Speaker 1: to meet people on their level every now and then.
Speaker 1: The high road is a little difficult.
Speaker 2: I think. Once it's being proven that once a man
Speaker 2: gets ober a certain age, women do too. But these
Speaker 2: men have been very angry. Like Denzel Washington. He just
Speaker 2: became like a deacon in his church, and I feel
Speaker 2: like after that that just gave him the authority in
Speaker 2: his head to just start cursing people out on the street.
Speaker 2: Did you see the video of him last week?
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 2: A guy asked for his autograph because his window was down,
Speaker 2: and he told him no, and he was just like,
Speaker 2: well that's messed up, man. You're just sitting at the
Speaker 2: light like the guy was clearly wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But Denzel pulls out a video of like a cloud.
Speaker 2: He goes, do you believe in God? And the guy
Speaker 2: is like, of course I do. Like they're arguing and
Speaker 2: he goes, you see this, I took this picture. It
Speaker 2: looks like God is in the sky. Don't mess swim me.
Speaker 2: He's like, watch how you're talking to me. But like
Speaker 2: he's so mean, Like it's mean old man.
Speaker 1: Mean old man. And you know what, Nate, he's not
Speaker 1: one hundred percent there, but he is sliding down that
Speaker 1: slope fast. Nate's like one step away from mean old man.
Speaker 1: I think the beginning of mean old man happens when
Speaker 1: no matter what somebody says, you tell them the negative
Speaker 1: of that statement. Like example, if it's a beautiful day,
Speaker 1: you say, oh my god, it is such a beautiful day,
Speaker 1: here comes Nate, you better enjoy it now because the
Speaker 1: Raine's coming, and then you're not gonna be able to
Speaker 1: leave your house. I'm like, why are you threatening me
Speaker 1: at every turn? What has happened?
Speaker 2: He did that to Deanna, He's done it all the time.
Speaker 2: Was like, yeah, and where we officially have a wedding day?
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. He's like, oh, man, don't get mad.
Speaker 1: You can yawn. And he's like being tired in the morning,
Speaker 1: first sign of dementia. I'm like, what, bruh, why are
Speaker 1: you like this?
Speaker 2: Oh it's so funny.
Speaker 1: It is hilarious, but it's also like I laugh at
Speaker 1: it because obviously in this room it's like a controlled environment,
Speaker 1: so we're all used to him and it's not a
Speaker 1: big deal. But I have seen him in the wild
Speaker 1: behaving the same way, and I'm like, you talk to
Speaker 1: listeners like that, he's crazy. Yeah, somebody be like, I
Speaker 1: listen to your show every morning. Enjoy it. Now everyone's
Speaker 1: losing their job.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna have a radio.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, he's crazy. You're laughing for the true
Speaker 1: because it is true.
Speaker 2: He's crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh out, Yeah, I think that's where it starts. Once
Speaker 1: you notice that happening, you can either intervene and maybe
Speaker 1: that personal change, or you're just like, we're on a
Speaker 1: journey now.
Speaker 2: But at least he's not angry. No, he's just a down.
Speaker 1: Not yet, I don't know. I've seen we've seen him
Speaker 1: a couple of times throw some things around here and
Speaker 1: it is kind of laughable.
Speaker 2: Though he hasn't done that in a while.
Speaker 1: We should have him on here to defend himself about
Speaker 1: why he does this. Please question to you, who in
Speaker 1: this room or not even just this room on the show,
Speaker 1: do you take seriously if they're angry, Because it's real
Speaker 1: hard for me to take anyone around here seriously when
Speaker 1: they're angry. Who do you take seriously?
Speaker 2: Maybe Danielle, Definitely not Elvis. Definitely not Nate, because Elvis
Speaker 2: just like shoots up like high blood pressure and comes
Speaker 2: right back down.
Speaker 3: It's like okay, like guyser, Yeah, and then he wants
Speaker 3: to laugh afterwards. I'm like, okay, whiplash. I haven't seen
Speaker 3: scary angry maybe once, but like he just rambles, I've
Speaker 3: seen it, but I laugh at it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like what Nate, same thing. I think it's hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Scottie can't take him seriously at all.
Speaker 1: Andrew can't take him seriously.
Speaker 2: And I laugh, Josh, I think it's funny. Like I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: you think you're scaring someone, it's not happening. So I
Speaker 2: think maybe Danielle because she when she gets like actually angry,
Speaker 2: it's of there's a like it's a sub like there's
Speaker 2: substance there. Yeah, and it's like, Okay, I get it,
Speaker 2: like okay, yeah, yeah, maybe you don't really get angry. No,
Speaker 2: I don't see it, like I can't. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Sure I take anyone seriously.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: It's probably very toxic because for the most part, what
Speaker 1: pushes people over the edge. Even though Danielle would probably
Speaker 1: be the one that's like the most substance behind what
Speaker 1: she's angry about. I still think it's funny because I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is it that we do here again?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And what are we pissed off about? Because chat GPT
Speaker 1: just wrote us the stupidest promo I've ever seen in
Speaker 1: my life. Okay, that's funny. A laugh at it. I
Speaker 1: read and I don't know how true it is because
Speaker 1: I didn't do a deep dive into it. But people
Speaker 1: who laugh in there were two different theories people who
Speaker 1: laugh in serious situations. One theory is that they're incredibly
Speaker 1: intelligent and they're able to see humor very quickly where
Speaker 1: other people might not. The other one is that they're psychopaths.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I kind of lean more into that one, because think
Speaker 1: of all the people you know who laugh at inappropriate times.
Speaker 1: It's like it is a disorder. No, Like, I would
Speaker 1: never laugh at a funeral, but I'll laugh at the
Speaker 1: people here when they're mad.
Speaker 2: I've laughed at funerals. I laughed at my grandfather's funeral.
Speaker 2: Why because Diamond, because my distant aunt, his sister, who
Speaker 2: shouldn't have even been invited if you ask me, sure, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because it was during COVID and that we can only
Speaker 2: invite eight people. He has two kids, a wife, and
Speaker 2: four grandchildren. That's already nine people. And then it should
Speaker 2: have been the in laws, right like so like my
Speaker 2: dad or my aunt. Okay, they invited his sister, who
Speaker 2: they didn't have the best relationship anyway, So like it's
Speaker 2: just like, listen, this is this is a closed place.
Speaker 2: Get out of here. She came in there and showed
Speaker 2: her ass and was just like hollering, and I was like,
Speaker 2: are you okay? Answering, and then she's like she starts
Speaker 2: saying things and it was just so funny to me,
Speaker 2: like she was trying to say river, but it was ribber,
Speaker 2: and for some reason it made me laugh and I
Speaker 2: could not stop laughing, Like I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was insane. And my uncle we got my grandfather
Speaker 2: of baseball, and my uncle tried to put it in
Speaker 2: the casket and it fell all the way to the
Speaker 2: bottom of the casket and was like making noise underneath,
Speaker 2: and it was hilarious. So it's like, why would I
Speaker 2: not laugh. I'm gonna laugh about it later on when
Speaker 2: I could laugh about a year, so I'm my boyfriend's funeral.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 1: There were some humorous moments. Specifically, they so he the
Speaker 1: actual funeral was in the Bahamas and they had one
Speaker 1: of these like episcopal pastors. I think that's what he was.
Speaker 1: Who was so dramatic and Chad was so not religious
Speaker 1: like he was. He was like me, He's like, I
Speaker 1: believe in a higher power. I am spiritual, but you
Speaker 1: can't tell me that this is the way that it is. Like,
Speaker 1: there's just no So this guy's up there yelling, by
Speaker 1: the way, he's one of those like if you didn't
Speaker 1: believe in this, you're gonna burn in hell people. And
Speaker 1: he's sitting there talking about and if brother Chad did
Speaker 1: not believe in Jesus, did not believe in blah blah,
Speaker 1: right now he is burning in hell. At the funeral,
Speaker 1: he was saying, oh, And in my head I was
Speaker 1: chuckling because I was like, first of all, no, he's not.
Speaker 1: But second of all, who wrote this speech? Why why
Speaker 1: are you yelling about the possibility that this person who
Speaker 1: we are all crying over and just devastated that this
Speaker 1: very young man is now gone. Why are you even
Speaker 1: tossing out the possibility that he's burning in hell at
Speaker 1: this moment.
Speaker 2: Is insane.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. And I hadn't had a lot
Speaker 1: of sleep, and in my head, I was like, he
Speaker 1: would love this. He would be dying if he was here,
Speaker 1: no pun intendant, but ah, he was here. King would
Speaker 1: have had a laugh at that because it was crazy.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't say things like that. I don't want to
Speaker 2: say you're not supposed to, but I don't think you're
Speaker 2: supposed to say things like that at a funeral.
Speaker 1: I have never heard something like that before in my life.
Speaker 1: And even my mom she was sitting there like squeezing
Speaker 1: my arm like are you okay? I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is great. This is exactly what I needed because
Speaker 1: the fuck what crazy pants? A lot of crazy stuff?
Speaker 1: Oh god? Yeah, So I guess we have left at
Speaker 1: funerals Like funerals are that? Laugh was inside? Funerals are hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I went to a funeral last year and someone
Speaker 2: they they were making an announcement about where the repass
Speaker 2: was and somebody must have typed in the address and
Speaker 2: didn't turn the volume down in so ways was like
Speaker 2: en root to blah blah blah. It's like you can't
Speaker 2: make this leave damn.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, So on that similar note. At
Speaker 1: my great aunt's funeral, she was like a sort of
Speaker 1: a distant aunt. My sister and I shut up to
Speaker 1: represent the family. And it was at the time that
Speaker 1: blackberries existed, and I had a BlackBerry. And apparently, even
Speaker 1: if you shut your phone off, which happens with these
Speaker 1: ones too, the alarm will still go off at the time.
Speaker 1: The alarm is supposed to go off as long as
Speaker 1: there's power. So I shut my phone off. The alarm
Speaker 1: went off, and I was like, oh, and I buried
Speaker 1: it in my purse because I thought, you know what
Speaker 1: this is off? I shut it off. No, but apparently
Speaker 1: when I shut it off, I must have done something
Speaker 1: where like I hit snooze, I don't know. Nine minutes
Speaker 1: later I did it again, and my very angry uncle
Speaker 1: with a thick Indian accent, yelled, somebody.
Speaker 2: Shut up and you didn't let that.
Speaker 1: And my sister was like, you, dick, you deserve that,
Speaker 1: you dick. I'm like, I totally do, but that's so funny.
Speaker 1: Somebody shut up. Incredible stuff. And my fucking dad, my
Speaker 1: dad can't be trusted with anything. You've met him. He's
Speaker 1: a lunatic. He truly, you know how like there are
Speaker 1: some African communities where they like taxidermy the person in
Speaker 1: a weird way. My dad wants that.
Speaker 2: No, he's like, I want to be No, he's not.
Speaker 1: It's not happening. We told him it's not happening, and
Speaker 1: he's not because he says this is his final wish.
Speaker 1: He wants to be stuffed and put into position like Superman,
Speaker 1: and he wants it to say to Andromeda.
Speaker 2: And he's serious. Yeah, you know, my dad made this,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know this. He gave us an order
Speaker 2: the other day about what he wants in the casket
Speaker 2: with him, and I was like, what do you want?
Speaker 2: Like what? He goes a picture of me and my sisters.
Speaker 1: That's sweet.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not said it in front of his
Speaker 2: wife and one of two of his children. And I
Speaker 2: was like, what about your wife and what about your daughters?
Speaker 2: He was like, okay, but I'm talking about my sisters
Speaker 2: right now. I'm like, are you insane? I get to it.
Speaker 1: When I get to it, what about us? I want
Speaker 1: my remains scattered on a beach. Oh god, but before
Speaker 1: I'm cremated. What just for the fun of it.
Speaker 2: You're not okay, You're not okay.
Speaker 1: I want to be I would want to be like
Speaker 1: one of those coral reef boxes, or like a tree,
Speaker 1: just something that goes back to the earth and then
Speaker 1: something grows from it. But I am not above terrorizing
Speaker 1: people before that moment. You see the people that are like, ah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure that my phone has an auto
Speaker 1: sund on text messages so at my funeral I can
Speaker 1: be like, thanks for coming. I didn't even know.
Speaker 2: If we are someone who would do something like that,
Speaker 2: for sure. No, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: You say this all the time, and I mean this.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why we don't treat birthdays like funerals,
Speaker 1: where people get up there and say all the nice
Speaker 1: things that they have to say about somebody while they're
Speaker 1: alive and they can hear it. That's so much better.
Speaker 1: And that's why I ask for love letters, like it's
Speaker 1: so much better than waiting until they're gone and saying
Speaker 1: all this nice stuff about them when they're not here.
Speaker 1: That's why I try to be really nice to the
Speaker 1: people who I love and tell them all the great
Speaker 1: things about themselves when they're still here. Why are you
Speaker 1: gonna wait. Sure, still waiting on my love letter from you.
Speaker 1: I haven't forgotten it's been two years.
Speaker 2: I'm not a good writer. Did I tell you I'm
Speaker 2: having the hardest time writing my my maid of Honesty?
Speaker 1: Did I told you I'll help you with it? Have
Speaker 1: you talked to our preacher?
Speaker 2: I have it. Gave me a good little like outline. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's kind of cheesy.
Speaker 1: So what do you want it to be? What's the
Speaker 1: mood of the letter that you want or the speech
Speaker 1: that you want.
Speaker 2: From I want it to be funny, okay, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm like every day I think of
Speaker 2: another story that I could use, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe I won't use that story, I'll use this one.
Speaker 2: And then the next day it's like, well, she put
Speaker 2: me on a time limit. She told me two minutes max.
Speaker 1: What would stop you from getting up and doing four
Speaker 1: two minute sets? Let me talk it hurts?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there were no speeches, Like my dad demanded that
Speaker 1: he do one. He really wanted to do one, so
Speaker 1: she was like okay, So he got up and gave
Speaker 1: a speech and the entire time He's just such a dad, right,
Speaker 1: and he always just treats us like his little buddy.
Speaker 1: So he she had her hair done for her wedding,
Speaker 1: and he kept like touching the top of her head
Speaker 1: and doing all like shake things. So I'm recording it,
Speaker 1: and as I'm recording and he's talking, I was like,
Speaker 1: stop touching her hair, get off, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I didn't. I didn't give a speech at hers.
Speaker 1: I've done it in all of the weddings that I've
Speaker 1: been made of honor for.
Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, I think you can do it.
Speaker 1: I think you're going to be great.
Speaker 2: We'll see.
Speaker 1: Is there anything else on your mind? This is like
Speaker 1: literally the ramblings of two tired women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, this can't wait. I keep thinking today's Friday.
Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna go home and get my.
Speaker 1: Bad Not you're not. I mean, you can go home
Speaker 1: and get in your bed, but you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: get up and do this again tomorrow. It's been a long.
Speaker 2: Week, Yeah, it has.
Speaker 1: Well, the last three weeks of my life and the
Speaker 1: next three weeks of my life have been so crazy
Speaker 1: busy that it was actually insane that I decided to
Speaker 1: take the weekend and go hang out at a cabin
Speaker 1: in the woods. But that was so nice. But I
Speaker 1: could have just stayed home and like relax, and I
Speaker 1: didn't do that.
Speaker 2: Well, that was supposed to be relaxing.
Speaker 1: It was. It was great, but I still left my home.
Speaker 1: You know, there's stuff that I should probably be doing.
Speaker 1: But I really wanted to see those leaves and they
Speaker 1: were gorgeous. And let me tell you, we should take
Speaker 1: a trip up there and like winter or something and
Speaker 1: enjoy it because it was beautiful. I keep saying I
Speaker 1: want to do Yellowstone. I'm not sure that that's actually
Speaker 1: gonna work out this year, but I would definitely do
Speaker 1: upstate New York. It's beautiful, really, Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: and I know people are gonna fight me on like
Speaker 1: what is upstate? It is up from here. It is
Speaker 1: the state of up from where I am right now.
Speaker 1: So it was upstate. It was like two and a
Speaker 1: half hours away. It was amazing.
Speaker 2: Huh, that's the same.
Speaker 1: No, I'll be going to a cabin in the woods, Ato.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you go back to that same cabin,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, I would not do that. So the one that
Speaker 1: I went to was very secluded and isolated and didn't
Speaker 1: even have a good Wi Fi signal and once you
Speaker 1: went in they had it, but outside you couldn't really
Speaker 1: find your way around easily. It felt very much in
Speaker 1: a lot of places like the Hills have Eyes with
Speaker 1: like kind of towny folk being like, y'all don't look
Speaker 1: like you're from around here. Nope, where a y'all staying?
Speaker 2: We were like what Nope.
Speaker 1: Some of the windows did not have curtains at night,
Speaker 1: so that was I mean, they didn't have curtains in
Speaker 1: the day either, but I wasn't worried about that. At nighttime.
Speaker 1: It was a little scary, but it was so pretty.
Speaker 1: We had the prettiest height to a waterfall. It was nice.
Speaker 1: It was a nice reset. However, I should have stayed
Speaker 1: my ass at home because I have so much to do.
Speaker 2: You need an app.
Speaker 1: We all need an app. First world problem though.
Speaker 2: Right, No, okay, everybody needs an app.
Speaker 1: Everybody does need an app.
Speaker 2: I agree with that.
Speaker 1: I just like, I don't know. I think all the
Speaker 1: things that I'm busy with at the moment are things
Speaker 1: that I want to be doing, are projects that I'm
Speaker 1: interested in and excited about. So I'm trying not to
Speaker 1: be too much of a party pooper about it fine, Simon.
Speaker 1: If people want to follow you online, where do they
Speaker 1: find you? At Diamonds and Sarah on Instagram, At Diamonds
Speaker 1: and Sarah on Instagram and threads. Is that still a
Speaker 1: dumpster fire you're liking?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, but I don't. I don't. I almost said
Speaker 2: I don't tweet, I don't post on it.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough. I am at Baby Hot Sauce. Still
Speaker 1: pretty sure I'm shadow band, but who's to say? And
Speaker 1: then now you can follow Sauce on the side, the
Speaker 1: actual podcast page, Sauce on the side on Instagram, like follow, subscribe,
Speaker 1: if you are listening on the iHeartRadio app, leave us
Speaker 1: a talkback. We're gonna get to those again soon. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I think our next couple guests are gonna be fun.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give them away yet, because you know,
Speaker 1: everything's subject to change. One might get me canceled, both
Speaker 1: might get is canceled.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: What a tease? Okay, until next time, Say bye, Diamond Bye.