1 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: What's up. It's a sauce on the side, and we 2 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:09,440 Speaker 1: just have to start this podcast over because there have 3 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 1: been too many distractions. We have people walking in and 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: out of the studio, we have people waving outside the door. 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,920 Speaker 1: It's stressful. I will say this a million times. I 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 1: understand why they have signs at the zoo that say 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: do not tap on glass. They should have signs at 8 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: the zoo that say don't stare too long, you creep, 9 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: because you know how weird it feels to just get 10 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 1: stared out from outside this glass. 11 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 2: It is very weird. 12 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: It's strange. I get why those gorillas are like flinging 13 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 1: poop and stuff at people. Oh absolutely. 14 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 2: I just hate the fact that it's always the kids 15 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 2: that they fling poop at and they slam on the windows, 16 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 2: and I'm like, poor kid, get the parent. 17 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:47,919 Speaker 1: This parent is atrocious. Yeah, anyway, we're breaking up the episodes. 18 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: We've had a lot of guests lately and I love it. 19 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 1: We're gonna have a guest probably next week in the 20 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: week after. But people demand you and Andrew on the show, 21 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: and I love that. So I've left Andrew out good 22 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: and brought you because a lot to discuss. I love 23 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: it you brought up something earlier, because today is the day. 24 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: By the time you hear this, we'll have an answer. 25 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: If you don't hear this, we have an answer that 26 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 1: three I Atlas. Media is supposed to have made its past, 27 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: and it's billions of years old. They're saying the way 28 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,400 Speaker 1: that it moves the tail, all kinds of stuff. It 29 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 1: is not natural. It is something with a life that 30 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: we don't understand. And I say, please, please take me. 31 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 2: You say no, no, And I don't believe it. I 32 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 2: think that we're doing ourselves a disservice by thinking that 33 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,759 Speaker 2: aliens that we're smart enough to keep up with aliens. 34 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 1: Now I know we're not. That's why I'm like, please 35 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: take me. I'm tired of this. 36 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 2: So as ghetto, I think that if they do decide 37 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 2: to come to the ghetto, it's gonna be the like, 38 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 2: we're never gonna see it coming. We're not gonna know 39 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 2: anything about it. No one is going to be able 40 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 2: to put clues together and like have us anticipating something 41 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 2: done nothing I. 42 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 1: Get, I guarantee, she says, having zero knowledge whatsoever. But 43 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: I believe that whatever is out there is so much 44 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: smarter and stronger and more technologically advanced than us. If 45 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: they have gotten to us and we've never gotten to them, 46 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: they're already running laps around us. 47 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. 48 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: I like to think that kindness and empathy are signs 49 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 1: of intelligence. When you have an open mind, you say, hey, 50 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: let me take a look at this, and not just 51 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 1: stomp on the ant hill. You know, Like I think 52 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 1: a smarter, more enlightened person is going to say, hey, 53 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,640 Speaker 1: there's a whole society over there. I Am not going 54 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: to just stomp on it, but like you know, a 55 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: little kid's gonna go over and do all kinds of 56 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: crazy stuff to an ant hill. I think if the 57 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,080 Speaker 1: aliens make it to us, they're not of that mindset 58 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: unless we are what I think we are, which is 59 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 1: a virus that's just spreading and killing the earth. And 60 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: then they're like, you know what, enough of you, you 61 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: people have done bad things. You're out. 62 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 2: I've never thought of us would being a virus? 63 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 1: Have you seen what we do the planet? Well? Yeah, 64 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,639 Speaker 1: but like also kill it and multiply. 65 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,440 Speaker 2: So that means that there are some good viruses out there, 66 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 2: because there are some good people a part of a society. 67 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know about that, and like humans 68 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 1: spread like a virus and act like a virus, which 69 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,639 Speaker 1: I think most people don't want to have a virus. Sure, 70 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: I mean there are some good cells out there, but 71 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: I'm not talking about it that way. I think that 72 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: we are a virus on this earth. I mean, we've 73 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 1: talked about this before, but if you ever watched the 74 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: show called After Humans everything regenerates. The one thing that 75 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 1: keeps the earth in bad positions, in a bad place 76 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 1: and climate change happening all the time is us human 77 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: beings and the things that we've created and how we 78 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 1: then implement them. It's pretty terrible. I mean we saw 79 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: during COVID when you take humans out of the mix, 80 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: the animals started coming back. The waterways of Venice were 81 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: clear enough and clean enough to have dolphins. 82 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 2: Like, yeah, WHOA, all. 83 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: You to do is take us out of the mix. 84 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I want to see those aliens come 85 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: here and to your point, spank people. Yeah, so I 86 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 1: ask you, Diamond, you actually asked me, but I'm gonna 87 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 1: throw it back at you. Who in the building would 88 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 1: you like to get spanked by aliens? 89 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 2: Well, okay, I have two answers. Okay, Andrew for sure. 90 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 1: Because like the noise he would make. 91 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just would love to see him in pain, 92 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 2: you know. And now that I'm thinking, I kind of 93 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 2: want to see Eric Wellman get spanked. Why just because 94 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 2: he's like a big guy and I would love to 95 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 2: see him being dominated. Okay, you know all right? 96 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,479 Speaker 1: And it would be funny, you know what I would 97 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: like to do. What I would like to take our 98 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 1: lovely like maintenance staff, Karen and Kiki and Hector, and 99 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,039 Speaker 1: I would love to put the paddle in their hands 100 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 1: and be like, you've seen what goes around here, and 101 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: you guys understand who is and isn't respectful and just 102 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 1: like a decent human rain terror Oh, I would love 103 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: to see that. 104 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 2: Well, if that's the case, I you know one person, 105 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 2: the person who blows the bathroom up every. 106 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 1: Day, and you've identified who that I know. 107 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,840 Speaker 2: Exactly who you are, you little torp. 108 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:10,280 Speaker 1: Would you like to see that person get spanks? 109 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,040 Speaker 2: Or I'm back there and I want the spank where 110 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 2: it's like you know you did. I want that. I 111 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 2: want that absolutely. 112 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:21,359 Speaker 1: I've never met someone who wants to have kids just 113 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,680 Speaker 1: to discipline them like you. 114 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 2: You know just a little, and I can't wait to say, 115 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,039 Speaker 2: you know, what used to happen to me? This is 116 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 2: light and I didn't even really get spank so like 117 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,119 Speaker 2: to talk about this what happened to you? It's okay? 118 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 2: Could you know you could parents lie to their kids 119 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 2: all the time. I'd love to do that. Back in 120 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 2: my day, I used to walk up hills both ways. 121 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,279 Speaker 1: That's crazy, let me tell you. I never thought hills 122 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 1: both ways was a thing until I went to Portugal 123 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 1: and I was like, shit, there are hills everywhere. Really, 124 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 1: Oh my god, house is even possible. Every turn I 125 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 1: take there's another hill and they all go up. I 126 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 1: don't understand the kiddings of it. It was a great place. 127 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 1: I'd love to live there, and everyone's probably really healthy. 128 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:03,359 Speaker 1: Really we walked. Everybody is awesome. So another thing that 129 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 1: I wanted to mention real quickly. The podcast team has 130 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: been on it and done some really cool stuff. So 131 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 1: now we're gonna have promos running that you haven't heard before. 132 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 1: If you listen to the Big Show. The Instagram page 133 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: that is now up God Sauce on the side, come 134 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:20,039 Speaker 1: and follow. I don't know how we got that handle 135 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 1: because I'm pretty sure we looked it up before and 136 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 1: it was not available, but now it is and we 137 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 1: have it, so that's exciting. So come follow We're gonna 138 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: post little clips from the show, longer clips from the show. 139 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: Anything you want. You can communicate with us over there, 140 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: ask us questions. 141 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 2: Tell us topics. 142 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:37,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, like anything you want. We're gonna handle all that 143 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 1: at the Instagram page at sauce on the side. So 144 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 1: thank you to everyone who helps set it up, and 145 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,839 Speaker 1: thank you for following. 146 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,919 Speaker 2: Please follow up, Yeah I do. 147 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, I am going to beg please. But Diamond 148 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,200 Speaker 1: has some things on her mind. We need to talk 149 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 1: about you at the Sabrina Carpenter concerts. You have a 150 00:06:57,279 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 1: lot of big thoughts. 151 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,800 Speaker 2: I had a lot of thoughts. But also let me 152 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:03,159 Speaker 2: preface this by saying that I had to tell the 153 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 2: person that I was with, I will embarrass you tonight. Why. 154 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:12,280 Speaker 2: Like I looked at Kara, our music director. Yeah, she 155 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 2: is not easily embarrassed. But when I'm like flying off 156 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 2: the handles and doing something outrageous, She's like one of 157 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 2: the first people that's like, calm it down, were you. 158 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 1: Doing your jitterbug dance? 159 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 2: Because that wasn't all right, and you see how we 160 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 2: get there. But kind of on theme, kind of on theme, Okay, 161 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,360 Speaker 2: I felt like I was at a taping of I 162 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 2: Love Lucy, Like yeah, no, literally, her Serena Carpenter's stage 163 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 2: setup is like a house where she's filming a show, okay, 164 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 2: and so in the morning it's a daytime show and 165 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,680 Speaker 2: she's like not ready for it, so she's running around 166 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,760 Speaker 2: and then she comes back at night and it's like 167 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 2: the after dark version and it's so good. Like I 168 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 2: love Beyonce, but Beyonce just goes on the stage and 169 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,760 Speaker 2: perform songs the way that she wants to write. 170 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 1: Oh what are you about to say? 171 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 2: No? But Sabrina, it's an experience. It's a different type 172 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 2: of experience where like I felt like I was in 173 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 2: an audience for a show, and I. 174 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,600 Speaker 1: Love that that's exciting, like a theme. I love that 175 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,840 Speaker 1: a lot of little kids go to see Sabrina. 176 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,680 Speaker 2: Right like they love her and they shouldn't their parents 177 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 2: soon spank them. If you took your kid to the 178 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:26,120 Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter concert, knowing what her lyrics say and you've 179 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 2: seen her music videos, you deserve to get spanked, Like 180 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 2: paddle to ask, what do people say belt to ask? 181 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:37,560 Speaker 2: You deserve it? This woman is like the amount of 182 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:42,719 Speaker 2: sexual references that I don't think are like undercover. It's 183 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 2: like she's very blunt about everything. 184 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:48,840 Speaker 1: We bleep. Her song on the Air Tears, Oh yes, 185 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,079 Speaker 1: it's I mean, the lyric is something like you make 186 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,520 Speaker 1: me wet, tears run. 187 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:55,800 Speaker 2: Down down my guy, excuse me, ma'am, Like what, I 188 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:56,720 Speaker 2: don't think that's in nuendo. 189 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,680 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's a right over the head. 190 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 2: Then there's a song called good Graces, which is one 191 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 2: of my favorites, but like, I'm an adult, so I 192 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 2: don't think about it. But the lyrics are I don't 193 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 2: give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck, 194 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,360 Speaker 2: and like the kids, they're right next to me and 195 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,439 Speaker 2: I'm screaming it and I shouldn't feel bad. 196 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:15,400 Speaker 1: You shouldn't know you went to an adult thing. 197 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:19,480 Speaker 2: Like then she's doing sex positions everywhere. I mean, it's 198 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,719 Speaker 2: a very interesting show, but not for a kid. These 199 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 2: little girls with cowboy hats. I'm like, okay, So. 200 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,720 Speaker 1: I get very torn about that. For a lot of reasons. 201 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 1: My parents we've talked about this before, but they did 202 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,800 Speaker 1: not let me watch TV until I was like fifteen 203 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: years old. If I want to watch things, I was 204 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:35,400 Speaker 1: like sneaking it at a friend's house or if they 205 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,280 Speaker 1: weren't home. I was trying to watch some stuff. But 206 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:40,360 Speaker 1: outside of that, they didn't let me watch anything. However, 207 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:44,400 Speaker 1: they never stopped me from listening to any type of music, 208 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,319 Speaker 1: and I mean any type of music. My mom heard 209 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:50,440 Speaker 1: me listening to Eminem's first album and was astounding. She said, 210 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,240 Speaker 1: what is happening? 211 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,160 Speaker 2: Is he killing someone? 212 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:56,000 Speaker 1: There's a child involved? What is this? And then she 213 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,760 Speaker 1: just walked right out like she was like okay, whatever. 214 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,160 Speaker 1: They didn't really we had in the way of music. 215 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,240 Speaker 1: I don't know why they didn't, and movies, Like I 216 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,480 Speaker 1: went to rated our movies with them all the time. 217 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,200 Speaker 1: They were the parents who probably would have taken me 218 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,640 Speaker 1: to Sabrina Carpenter's show. And then when I asked a 219 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,880 Speaker 1: question they would explain it. Oh oh yeah, I mean 220 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,040 Speaker 1: you asked my parents anything. They did not sugarcoat. They 221 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,520 Speaker 1: were like we talked about this on the air once, 222 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 1: but they were like, hey, your fish is dead. What 223 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:25,120 Speaker 1: what happened? Yeah, your fish died. I was like okay, yeah. 224 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,440 Speaker 1: Other parents are like, oh, we're gonna sugarcoat this, not mine. 225 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 1: They believe sugarcoating gives you cavities. They just tell you things. 226 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,200 Speaker 1: And then I got in trouble for telling other kids 227 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 1: those things. 228 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,120 Speaker 2: Oh you were one of those. 229 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,160 Speaker 1: Uh, First of all, do you know what it's like 230 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,560 Speaker 1: knowing about Santa? Do you know what it's like knowing 231 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:47,640 Speaker 1: about Santa and being surrounded by people that's who don't 232 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,080 Speaker 1: what are you talking about? 233 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,800 Speaker 2: You know what? The gandhis jail probably six months federal penitentiary. 234 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,040 Speaker 2: Wait no, yeah, no, okay, wait. 235 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 1: Let's back this up for one second. Lying to your 236 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:03,200 Speaker 1: kids about Santa is diabolical. It's crazy because you are 237 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:06,480 Speaker 1: setting them up for the biggest disappointment when they figure 238 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,880 Speaker 1: out that that thing is not real. Why would you 239 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,760 Speaker 1: just light to them right off the bat instead of 240 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,080 Speaker 1: and this is where my parents came at it, from 241 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,640 Speaker 1: telling them the truth about Santa, because you're going to 242 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:18,000 Speaker 1: behave for this mythological thing that's going to vanish when 243 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 1: you're like eight. I don't know how old are kids 244 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 1: when they find out, Oh my god, how old are they? 245 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,080 Speaker 2: I was ten? 246 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:24,000 Speaker 3: What? 247 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,080 Speaker 2: Yeah? I was ten? 248 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,359 Speaker 1: You were ten years old believing in Santa? Yeah, that's embarrassing. 249 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,520 Speaker 2: No, yes, I think that it lets your kid be 250 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 2: a kid, like, okay, a kid. 251 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: Without believing in Santa. 252 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,760 Speaker 2: And then when I realized that it was my parents' dad. 253 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:40,360 Speaker 1: Tell you the story about how I realized I'm fascinated. 254 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,600 Speaker 2: Asked for a drum kit or a drum set, and 255 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,440 Speaker 2: in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve, my 256 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:49,880 Speaker 2: dad was putting it together and he knocked the whole 257 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:56,200 Speaker 2: thing over. So it was just like, so I got 258 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,880 Speaker 2: up and I like snuck to the staircase and I 259 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,360 Speaker 2: could see him in mom like trying to put it together, 260 00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:03,600 Speaker 2: and I just was I appreciated it. I was like, 261 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:06,320 Speaker 2: oh wow, but I had been asking for like a 262 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,240 Speaker 2: year or two before that, like is Santah really real? 263 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,719 Speaker 2: And my mom was like, well, do you believe that 264 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,680 Speaker 2: he's real. If you believe that, then he's real. 265 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:16,640 Speaker 1: Like I mean, is that not the case for really everything? Yeah, 266 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:19,000 Speaker 1: But like, I think it's weird that parents just set 267 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,960 Speaker 1: their kids up with this life for no reason. My 268 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,040 Speaker 1: mom was like, everyone's gonna do this whole like, you 269 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,719 Speaker 1: better be good because Sanna's watching. No, I want you 270 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 1: to be good because I'm watching. 271 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,960 Speaker 2: And oh when it gives you. 272 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 1: A Christmas gifts. Also, if you're gonna behave, behave for 273 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:36,000 Speaker 1: your father and me, not Santa. Please. 274 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,600 Speaker 2: Santa was bringing me gifts regardless. I learned that very early. Okay, 275 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,800 Speaker 2: my teacher tried to tell on me. We went to 276 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,560 Speaker 2: see Santa when I was like in pre k, and 277 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 2: the teacher was like, Diamond has not like Diamond is talkative, 278 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 2: she's not quiet in class when I need her to 279 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:55,079 Speaker 2: be quiet. And the white Santa said, well, it looks 280 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:58,600 Speaker 2: like you're gonna get coal. And then I went to 281 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,040 Speaker 2: see the black Santa, and the teacher tried to do 282 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,720 Speaker 2: the same damn thing. You know what. He said, It's okay, 283 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 2: you're gonna get it, don't worry about it. And I said, hey, 284 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,760 Speaker 2: I'm gonting regardless. I'm a yapper by nature. Babes, this isn't. 285 00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:13,959 Speaker 1: Gonna stop distrust. The white men began, uh oh, I 286 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:18,960 Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe it goes back to Santa. My sister. Apparently, 287 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,120 Speaker 1: my parents did try with my sister, but she figured 288 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,280 Speaker 1: it out like very young. What they said, she was 289 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 1: like a baby baby, like barely talking. And she made 290 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:28,920 Speaker 1: a comment that my mom used the same wrapping paper 291 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,400 Speaker 1: as Santa and that was weird. Oh and my mom 292 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,280 Speaker 1: was like, ah shit. 293 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:35,920 Speaker 2: Oh stop, but that's so cute. See, okay, you can't 294 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,480 Speaker 2: like if your kid asks or figures it out, then 295 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 2: it's like okay whatever. But like I know a parent 296 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:46,160 Speaker 2: who shut it down and was like, no, there is 297 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:46,720 Speaker 2: no Santa. 298 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:49,719 Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, don't do that. I wouldn't at 299 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,360 Speaker 1: this at this age. I would not do that to 300 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 1: someone else's kid. But when you're a kid and you're like. 301 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,839 Speaker 2: I know something that's messed up. 302 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,480 Speaker 1: I know this thing and I can prove it, and 303 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 1: you're all your dumb little friends running around talking about Santa. 304 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:03,800 Speaker 1: My idiots ridiculous. 305 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 2: You know what, kids like you deserve to get tripped somebody. 306 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:13,280 Speaker 2: You were the tripper. You're ruining Santa dreams and you're 307 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,839 Speaker 2: tripping these damn kids jail. 308 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 1: Let me tell you this, when you're a little person, 309 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 1: you have to be resourceful. You think I can like 310 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:23,200 Speaker 1: take people hand to hand combat. No, most people are 311 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,720 Speaker 1: ten times my size. That was dramatic. Three times my 312 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,800 Speaker 1: size not gonna work for me ANYW. 313 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,680 Speaker 2: I digress trying to figure out where your villain story 314 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:35,640 Speaker 2: actually starts. 315 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 1: I'm not a villain. 316 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,640 Speaker 2: What is it your origin story? Where did it start? 317 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 2: Because if you were people when you were a kid, exactly, 318 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,200 Speaker 2: you're unwell. 319 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,880 Speaker 1: My dad told this story when he was on the podcast. 320 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,280 Speaker 1: There's a kid that used to pick on me in 321 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,800 Speaker 1: our old neighborhood and I threw banana peels at him 322 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,480 Speaker 1: and he fell and hurt himself. And guess what, he 323 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 1: did not pick on me anymore after that. 324 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 2: But it started before that. 325 00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:00,600 Speaker 1: It had to it might have my origin story. So 326 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,240 Speaker 1: I wanted to mention something that I think is the 327 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,080 Speaker 1: funniest story that we'll probably never talk about on the air. 328 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,680 Speaker 1: Like fully, I sort of alluded to it, but I 329 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:16,040 Speaker 1: did this speaking panel. On the speaking panel were four people. 330 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,080 Speaker 1: It was me, funk Master Flex, who is like a 331 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,160 Speaker 1: very popular DJ here in New York. If you don't know. 332 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,680 Speaker 2: Who he is, he terrorized New Yorkers for thirty years. 333 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,240 Speaker 1: Okay, that in Diamond is a New Yorker for thirty years, 334 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 1: so she has full awareness of this. A guy named 335 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 1: Noah Eagle who is a sports commentator, and a guy 336 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 1: named Chavoy from The Chaboys. The Cha Boys Show, I 337 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,120 Speaker 1: believe is what it's called. And the four of us 338 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 1: are up there in front of all these people at 339 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:46,160 Speaker 1: this advertising agency and we are talking about serious business, 340 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 1: not that serious, but they were, you know, talking about 341 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,040 Speaker 1: like influencer culture and how does this impact you guys, 342 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 1: and how do you pick clients and blah blah. It 343 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,440 Speaker 1: was great, everything was going fine. But our man flex 344 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:02,680 Speaker 1: not once, but twice, possibly three times, needed them to 345 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:06,440 Speaker 1: repeat the question and then blamed me for him not 346 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,040 Speaker 1: knowing what the question was. 347 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, why did? Why would I blame you? 348 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, she's distracting me. I was like, from what 349 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,480 Speaker 1: what is happening right here? And I couldn't tell if 350 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,400 Speaker 1: it was like him trying to be like cute and flirty, like, oh, 351 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,840 Speaker 1: I'm distracted, or if he was genuinely like this bitch 352 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 1: is talking too much. I don't know. My answers were short, 353 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,720 Speaker 1: they were short and sweet, you know me. I don't 354 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,560 Speaker 1: want to overtalk it on these things. I just want 355 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,840 Speaker 1: to deliver the information. So I get blamed twice for 356 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,920 Speaker 1: him not knowing what the question is. Now fast forward 357 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,080 Speaker 1: to the end. We know the order in which we're 358 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,560 Speaker 1: answering the questions, So they ask a question, I answer. 359 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 1: He's up next. He answers. Then he's done, right, he 360 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,280 Speaker 1: doesn't have to pay attention to the rest because he's done. 361 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:41,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. 362 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: This man pulled out his phone, opened up Instagram. I 363 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:52,320 Speaker 1: am not joking. Started watching reels with the volume on 364 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:56,600 Speaker 1: that's sick, the volume on Diamond. He was on the panel. 365 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,440 Speaker 2: What were the reels? Could you make out what was 366 00:16:59,480 --> 00:16:59,880 Speaker 2: being said? 367 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,640 Speaker 1: No, because I look, I know it was like a 368 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,960 Speaker 1: light skinned guy talking, maybe a white guy, maybe a 369 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,040 Speaker 1: spinna guy. I don't know. But I looked at him 370 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,760 Speaker 1: and I was like, for real, are you serious right now? 371 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,919 Speaker 1: And he goes oh and put it away and then 372 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,600 Speaker 1: did it immediately after again. He did it twice. I 373 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,040 Speaker 1: was dying inside because I thought it was so funny 374 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,960 Speaker 1: and insane all at the same time that I was like, 375 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,159 Speaker 1: I just I can't wrap my head around what the 376 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,320 Speaker 1: necessity would be, like if it was a text message 377 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,119 Speaker 1: or something that had been going off repeatedly and you 378 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,680 Speaker 1: were like, oh, my phone has been going off non stop, 379 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:35,080 Speaker 1: let me check. That's one thing. But reels with the volume. 380 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,720 Speaker 2: On the man is unwell twice the man is unwell, 381 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,640 Speaker 2: And like, I. 382 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,320 Speaker 1: Loved everything about it. It's crazy, but I loved it. 383 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,720 Speaker 2: It could be in a good way or it could 384 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,480 Speaker 2: be in a bad way, like he would premiere songs 385 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,880 Speaker 2: but talk over the songs and so. 386 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:52,720 Speaker 1: Like, okay, so this is like lifelong yes. 387 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,280 Speaker 2: And you know, like we what back in quote unquote 388 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:59,240 Speaker 2: back in my day, we couldn't like download this something. 389 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,879 Speaker 2: We had to literally listen to them premiere on the 390 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:07,920 Speaker 2: radio and he would start the song, drop bombs and 391 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,080 Speaker 2: talk over it, start it over. I don't know how 392 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,040 Speaker 2: many times do you remember when jay Z and Kanye 393 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:19,320 Speaker 2: dropped otis Yes, And there's like viral footage, not even footage, 394 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,760 Speaker 2: because it's just audio of him playing the song for 395 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,000 Speaker 2: the first time, and he kept starting it over and 396 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,719 Speaker 2: he goes, I want you to go into your local 397 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 2: corner store right now, stick your hand behind the cash register. 398 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:37,320 Speaker 2: And it's just like, what, why can we just hear 399 00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 2: the song? 400 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, as the song's premiering, he's encouraging you to rob. 401 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,880 Speaker 2: Yesodegas, Yes, get. 402 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,160 Speaker 1: Out of here. 403 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 2: I gotta look for it. 404 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:49,359 Speaker 1: Why is that so funny? He's okay tracks, I was 405 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,240 Speaker 1: dying laughing because I've done like a few of these panels, 406 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,760 Speaker 1: and without getting too deep into the weeds, sometimes I 407 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:00,199 Speaker 1: feel like I'm unpunked because it cannot be possible that 408 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 1: this is how this is actually going down. Let me 409 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,040 Speaker 1: tell you, I'm pretty sure I've referenced this before, but 410 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:08,080 Speaker 1: I did one with our man Alec Baldwin, oh the 411 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:12,920 Speaker 1: day after Trump won the election. I to this day, 412 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,399 Speaker 1: I'm not really sure what happened during that time. I 413 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:19,720 Speaker 1: just remember thinking, huh, it was incredible. But now they 414 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,480 Speaker 1: so that they have you with him. I actually thought 415 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,560 Speaker 1: he was a great time by the way, fun guy. 416 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,000 Speaker 1: And I know a lot of people have differing opinions 417 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,640 Speaker 1: on that. I'm not telling you that you're wrong. I'm 418 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 1: just saying my one experience with him was a blast. 419 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,360 Speaker 1: I mean they would be like, so the weather, he's 420 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:35,080 Speaker 1: like And let me tell you something else about Trump. 421 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:40,200 Speaker 1: It was amazing. It was so funny. 422 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,439 Speaker 2: You see the footage of him in the city, just 423 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 2: like arguing with people on the street. It's like, what 424 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,440 Speaker 2: did you do to piss off Alec Baldwin. 425 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,640 Speaker 1: Probably yelled some crazy stuff at him. 426 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,119 Speaker 2: Oh man, he gives it. 427 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,800 Speaker 1: He's one of those people just no fucks given. He 428 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,959 Speaker 1: doesn't care. He's gonna fight you. He will yell at 429 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,520 Speaker 1: you back. And sometimes I applaud it because I'm like, good, 430 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,439 Speaker 1: don't let people talk to you all crazy because they 431 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,040 Speaker 1: think that you're not going to do something because you 432 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,880 Speaker 1: have something to lose every now and then. You got 433 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,760 Speaker 1: to meet people on their level every now and then. 434 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,560 Speaker 1: The high road is a little difficult. 435 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,960 Speaker 2: I think. Once it's being proven that once a man 436 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,400 Speaker 2: gets ober a certain age, women do too. But these 437 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:25,439 Speaker 2: men have been very angry. Like Denzel Washington. He just 438 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,680 Speaker 2: became like a deacon in his church, and I feel 439 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,439 Speaker 2: like after that that just gave him the authority in 440 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,560 Speaker 2: his head to just start cursing people out on the street. 441 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 2: Did you see the video of him last week? 442 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:34,760 Speaker 1: I did not. 443 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,800 Speaker 2: A guy asked for his autograph because his window was down, 444 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,720 Speaker 2: and he told him no, and he was just like, 445 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,760 Speaker 2: well that's messed up, man. You're just sitting at the 446 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,200 Speaker 2: light like the guy was clearly wrong. 447 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:44,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. 448 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,880 Speaker 2: But Denzel pulls out a video of like a cloud. 449 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Speaker 2: He goes, do you believe in God? And the guy 450 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,240 Speaker 2: is like, of course I do. Like they're arguing and 451 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,720 Speaker 2: he goes, you see this, I took this picture. It 452 00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:00,440 Speaker 2: looks like God is in the sky. Don't mess swim me. 453 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:07,639 Speaker 2: He's like, watch how you're talking to me. But like 454 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,960 Speaker 2: he's so mean, Like it's mean old man. 455 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,160 Speaker 1: Mean old man. And you know what, Nate, he's not 456 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,280 Speaker 1: one hundred percent there, but he is sliding down that 457 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 1: slope fast. Nate's like one step away from mean old man. 458 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,680 Speaker 1: I think the beginning of mean old man happens when 459 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,280 Speaker 1: no matter what somebody says, you tell them the negative 460 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:30,280 Speaker 1: of that statement. Like example, if it's a beautiful day, 461 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,520 Speaker 1: you say, oh my god, it is such a beautiful day, 462 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,359 Speaker 1: here comes Nate, you better enjoy it now because the 463 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,840 Speaker 1: Raine's coming, and then you're not gonna be able to 464 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,199 Speaker 1: leave your house. I'm like, why are you threatening me 465 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,560 Speaker 1: at every turn? What has happened? 466 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,480 Speaker 2: He did that to Deanna, He's done it all the time. 467 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:51,200 Speaker 2: Was like, yeah, and where we officially have a wedding day? 468 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,200 Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. He's like, oh, man, don't get mad. 469 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,600 Speaker 1: You can yawn. And he's like being tired in the morning, 470 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:06,200 Speaker 1: first sign of dementia. I'm like, what, bruh, why are 471 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 1: you like this? 472 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,080 Speaker 2: Oh it's so funny. 473 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,760 Speaker 1: It is hilarious, but it's also like I laugh at 474 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,080 Speaker 1: it because obviously in this room it's like a controlled environment, 475 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,000 Speaker 1: so we're all used to him and it's not a 476 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,040 Speaker 1: big deal. But I have seen him in the wild 477 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,879 Speaker 1: behaving the same way, and I'm like, you talk to 478 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,080 Speaker 1: listeners like that, he's crazy. Yeah, somebody be like, I 479 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,160 Speaker 1: listen to your show every morning. Enjoy it. Now everyone's 480 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:27,960 Speaker 1: losing their job. 481 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,879 Speaker 2: You're not gonna have a radio. 482 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:36,520 Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, he's crazy. You're laughing for the true 483 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,840 Speaker 1: because it is true. 484 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,160 Speaker 2: He's crazy. 485 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,840 Speaker 1: Oh out, Yeah, I think that's where it starts. Once 486 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,200 Speaker 1: you notice that happening, you can either intervene and maybe 487 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,359 Speaker 1: that personal change, or you're just like, we're on a 488 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:48,960 Speaker 1: journey now. 489 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,200 Speaker 2: But at least he's not angry. No, he's just a down. 490 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,959 Speaker 1: Not yet, I don't know. I've seen we've seen him 491 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,800 Speaker 1: a couple of times throw some things around here and 492 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:57,679 Speaker 1: it is kind of laughable. 493 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,000 Speaker 2: Though he hasn't done that in a while. 494 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,200 Speaker 1: We should have him on here to defend himself about 495 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:05,400 Speaker 1: why he does this. Please question to you, who in 496 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,440 Speaker 1: this room or not even just this room on the show, 497 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,960 Speaker 1: do you take seriously if they're angry, Because it's real 498 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,560 Speaker 1: hard for me to take anyone around here seriously when 499 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,200 Speaker 1: they're angry. Who do you take seriously? 500 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:24,200 Speaker 2: Maybe Danielle, Definitely not Elvis. Definitely not Nate, because Elvis 501 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,280 Speaker 2: just like shoots up like high blood pressure and comes 502 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:26,960 Speaker 2: right back down. 503 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,880 Speaker 3: It's like okay, like guyser, Yeah, and then he wants 504 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:34,200 Speaker 3: to laugh afterwards. I'm like, okay, whiplash. I haven't seen 505 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:38,320 Speaker 3: scary angry maybe once, but like he just rambles, I've 506 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,439 Speaker 3: seen it, but I laugh at it. 507 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, like what Nate, same thing. I think it's hilarious. Yeah, 508 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,200 Speaker 2: Scottie can't take him seriously at all. 509 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,280 Speaker 1: Andrew can't take him seriously. 510 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,840 Speaker 2: And I laugh, Josh, I think it's funny. Like I'm like, oh, 511 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,560 Speaker 2: you think you're scaring someone, it's not happening. So I 512 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:59,000 Speaker 2: think maybe Danielle because she when she gets like actually angry, 513 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,560 Speaker 2: it's of there's a like it's a sub like there's 514 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,760 Speaker 2: substance there. Yeah, and it's like, Okay, I get it, 515 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:09,840 Speaker 2: like okay, yeah, yeah, maybe you don't really get angry. No, 516 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Speaker 2: I don't see it, like I can't. Yeah, I'm not. 517 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,520 Speaker 1: Sure I take anyone seriously. 518 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:15,640 Speaker 2: Here. 519 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:20,679 Speaker 1: It's probably very toxic because for the most part, what 520 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,560 Speaker 1: pushes people over the edge. Even though Danielle would probably 521 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,439 Speaker 1: be the one that's like the most substance behind what 522 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,040 Speaker 1: she's angry about. I still think it's funny because I'm like, 523 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,800 Speaker 1: what is it that we do here again? 524 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:30,880 Speaker 2: Yeah? 525 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,439 Speaker 1: And what are we pissed off about? Because chat GPT 526 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,760 Speaker 1: just wrote us the stupidest promo I've ever seen in 527 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,680 Speaker 1: my life. Okay, that's funny. A laugh at it. I 528 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,360 Speaker 1: read and I don't know how true it is because 529 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,240 Speaker 1: I didn't do a deep dive into it. But people 530 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,720 Speaker 1: who laugh in there were two different theories people who 531 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 1: laugh in serious situations. One theory is that they're incredibly 532 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,360 Speaker 1: intelligent and they're able to see humor very quickly where 533 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,000 Speaker 1: other people might not. The other one is that they're psychopaths. 534 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:56,840 Speaker 2: Oh. 535 00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,480 Speaker 1: I kind of lean more into that one, because think 536 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,199 Speaker 1: of all the people you know who laugh at inappropriate times. 537 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,960 Speaker 1: It's like it is a disorder. No, Like, I would 538 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,520 Speaker 1: never laugh at a funeral, but I'll laugh at the 539 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,440 Speaker 1: people here when they're mad. 540 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,520 Speaker 2: I've laughed at funerals. I laughed at my grandfather's funeral. 541 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:19,880 Speaker 2: Why because Diamond, because my distant aunt, his sister, who 542 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,800 Speaker 2: shouldn't have even been invited if you ask me, sure, Yeah, 543 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,240 Speaker 2: because it was during COVID and that we can only 544 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:31,800 Speaker 2: invite eight people. He has two kids, a wife, and 545 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:37,960 Speaker 2: four grandchildren. That's already nine people. And then it should 546 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,520 Speaker 2: have been the in laws, right like so like my 547 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:45,720 Speaker 2: dad or my aunt. Okay, they invited his sister, who 548 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,120 Speaker 2: they didn't have the best relationship anyway, So like it's 549 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:52,639 Speaker 2: just like, listen, this is this is a closed place. 550 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,800 Speaker 2: Get out of here. She came in there and showed 551 00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:01,560 Speaker 2: her ass and was just like hollering, and I was like, 552 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:06,720 Speaker 2: are you okay? Answering, and then she's like she starts 553 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,080 Speaker 2: saying things and it was just so funny to me, 554 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,399 Speaker 2: like she was trying to say river, but it was ribber, 555 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,720 Speaker 2: and for some reason it made me laugh and I 556 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,720 Speaker 2: could not stop laughing, Like I don't know, I don't know. 557 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,280 Speaker 2: It was insane. And my uncle we got my grandfather 558 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,159 Speaker 2: of baseball, and my uncle tried to put it in 559 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 2: the casket and it fell all the way to the 560 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,240 Speaker 2: bottom of the casket and was like making noise underneath, 561 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,240 Speaker 2: and it was hilarious. So it's like, why would I 562 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,520 Speaker 2: not laugh. I'm gonna laugh about it later on when 563 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:37,399 Speaker 2: I could laugh about a year, so I'm my boyfriend's funeral. 564 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,159 Speaker 2: Oh god. 565 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:43,159 Speaker 1: There were some humorous moments. Specifically, they so he the 566 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,680 Speaker 1: actual funeral was in the Bahamas and they had one 567 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,040 Speaker 1: of these like episcopal pastors. I think that's what he was. 568 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:55,560 Speaker 1: Who was so dramatic and Chad was so not religious 569 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,080 Speaker 1: like he was. He was like me, He's like, I 570 00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,760 Speaker 1: believe in a higher power. I am spiritual, but you 571 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,280 Speaker 1: can't tell me that this is the way that it is. Like, 572 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:07,680 Speaker 1: there's just no So this guy's up there yelling, by 573 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,360 Speaker 1: the way, he's one of those like if you didn't 574 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,040 Speaker 1: believe in this, you're gonna burn in hell people. And 575 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,880 Speaker 1: he's sitting there talking about and if brother Chad did 576 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,359 Speaker 1: not believe in Jesus, did not believe in blah blah, 577 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,879 Speaker 1: right now he is burning in hell. At the funeral, 578 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,679 Speaker 1: he was saying, oh, And in my head I was 579 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,280 Speaker 1: chuckling because I was like, first of all, no, he's not. 580 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,120 Speaker 1: But second of all, who wrote this speech? Why why 581 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,080 Speaker 1: are you yelling about the possibility that this person who 582 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,359 Speaker 1: we are all crying over and just devastated that this 583 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,320 Speaker 1: very young man is now gone. Why are you even 584 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:44,200 Speaker 1: tossing out the possibility that he's burning in hell at 585 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:44,920 Speaker 1: this moment. 586 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:45,840 Speaker 2: Is insane. 587 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,520 Speaker 1: That's what I thought. And I hadn't had a lot 588 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,359 Speaker 1: of sleep, and in my head, I was like, he 589 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:54,520 Speaker 1: would love this. He would be dying if he was here, 590 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,240 Speaker 1: no pun intendant, but ah, he was here. King would 591 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,760 Speaker 1: have had a laugh at that because it was crazy. 592 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,440 Speaker 2: You shouldn't say things like that. I don't want to 593 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 2: say you're not supposed to, but I don't think you're 594 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,920 Speaker 2: supposed to say things like that at a funeral. 595 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,240 Speaker 1: I have never heard something like that before in my life. 596 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,640 Speaker 1: And even my mom she was sitting there like squeezing 597 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,520 Speaker 1: my arm like are you okay? I was like, oh, 598 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,920 Speaker 1: this is great. This is exactly what I needed because 599 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:23,200 Speaker 1: the fuck what crazy pants? A lot of crazy stuff? 600 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,359 Speaker 1: Oh god? Yeah, So I guess we have left at 601 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,960 Speaker 1: funerals Like funerals are that? Laugh was inside? Funerals are hilarious. 602 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. I went to a funeral last year and someone 603 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,680 Speaker 2: they they were making an announcement about where the repass 604 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 2: was and somebody must have typed in the address and 605 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,320 Speaker 2: didn't turn the volume down in so ways was like 606 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,800 Speaker 2: en root to blah blah blah. It's like you can't 607 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,560 Speaker 2: make this leave damn. 608 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:59,160 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, So on that similar note. At 609 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,400 Speaker 1: my great aunt's funeral, she was like a sort of 610 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,400 Speaker 1: a distant aunt. My sister and I shut up to 611 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,400 Speaker 1: represent the family. And it was at the time that 612 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,040 Speaker 1: blackberries existed, and I had a BlackBerry. And apparently, even 613 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,880 Speaker 1: if you shut your phone off, which happens with these 614 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 1: ones too, the alarm will still go off at the time. 615 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,080 Speaker 1: The alarm is supposed to go off as long as 616 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,440 Speaker 1: there's power. So I shut my phone off. The alarm 617 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,600 Speaker 1: went off, and I was like, oh, and I buried 618 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,240 Speaker 1: it in my purse because I thought, you know what 619 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:27,760 Speaker 1: this is off? I shut it off. No, but apparently 620 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,080 Speaker 1: when I shut it off, I must have done something 621 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,440 Speaker 1: where like I hit snooze, I don't know. Nine minutes 622 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,920 Speaker 1: later I did it again, and my very angry uncle 623 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,880 Speaker 1: with a thick Indian accent, yelled, somebody. 624 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:44,280 Speaker 2: Shut up and you didn't let that. 625 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,200 Speaker 1: And my sister was like, you, dick, you deserve that, 626 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,160 Speaker 1: you dick. I'm like, I totally do, but that's so funny. 627 00:29:52,480 --> 00:30:00,120 Speaker 1: Somebody shut up. Incredible stuff. And my fucking dad, my 628 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,200 Speaker 1: dad can't be trusted with anything. You've met him. He's 629 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,360 Speaker 1: a lunatic. He truly, you know how like there are 630 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,880 Speaker 1: some African communities where they like taxidermy the person in 631 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,479 Speaker 1: a weird way. My dad wants that. 632 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,960 Speaker 2: No, he's like, I want to be No, he's not. 633 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,280 Speaker 1: It's not happening. We told him it's not happening, and 634 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,080 Speaker 1: he's not because he says this is his final wish. 635 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,840 Speaker 1: He wants to be stuffed and put into position like Superman, 636 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,280 Speaker 1: and he wants it to say to Andromeda. 637 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:35,959 Speaker 2: And he's serious. Yeah, you know, my dad made this, 638 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,720 Speaker 2: Like I don't know this. He gave us an order 639 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 2: the other day about what he wants in the casket 640 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,440 Speaker 2: with him, and I was like, what do you want? 641 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,480 Speaker 2: Like what? He goes a picture of me and my sisters. 642 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:49,840 Speaker 1: That's sweet. 643 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,280 Speaker 2: No, no, it's not said it in front of his 644 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,240 Speaker 2: wife and one of two of his children. And I 645 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,560 Speaker 2: was like, what about your wife and what about your daughters? 646 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,480 Speaker 2: He was like, okay, but I'm talking about my sisters 647 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,920 Speaker 2: right now. I'm like, are you insane? I get to it. 648 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:08,360 Speaker 1: When I get to it, what about us? I want 649 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:12,040 Speaker 1: my remains scattered on a beach. Oh god, but before 650 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:19,080 Speaker 1: I'm cremated. What just for the fun of it. 651 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,160 Speaker 2: You're not okay, You're not okay. 652 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,520 Speaker 1: I want to be I would want to be like 653 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,080 Speaker 1: one of those coral reef boxes, or like a tree, 654 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,560 Speaker 1: just something that goes back to the earth and then 655 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,680 Speaker 1: something grows from it. But I am not above terrorizing 656 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,800 Speaker 1: people before that moment. You see the people that are like, ah, 657 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure that my phone has an auto 658 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 1: sund on text messages so at my funeral I can 659 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,720 Speaker 1: be like, thanks for coming. I didn't even know. 660 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,360 Speaker 2: If we are someone who would do something like that, 661 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,080 Speaker 2: for sure. No, that's crazy. 662 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,800 Speaker 1: You say this all the time, and I mean this. 663 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,200 Speaker 1: I don't understand why we don't treat birthdays like funerals, 664 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,880 Speaker 1: where people get up there and say all the nice 665 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,800 Speaker 1: things that they have to say about somebody while they're 666 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,520 Speaker 1: alive and they can hear it. That's so much better. 667 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,040 Speaker 1: And that's why I ask for love letters, like it's 668 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,720 Speaker 1: so much better than waiting until they're gone and saying 669 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,320 Speaker 1: all this nice stuff about them when they're not here. 670 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,800 Speaker 1: That's why I try to be really nice to the 671 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,840 Speaker 1: people who I love and tell them all the great 672 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,960 Speaker 1: things about themselves when they're still here. Why are you 673 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,760 Speaker 1: gonna wait. Sure, still waiting on my love letter from you. 674 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,280 Speaker 1: I haven't forgotten it's been two years. 675 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,200 Speaker 2: I'm not a good writer. Did I tell you I'm 676 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,080 Speaker 2: having the hardest time writing my my maid of Honesty? 677 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,080 Speaker 1: Did I told you I'll help you with it? Have 678 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,160 Speaker 1: you talked to our preacher? 679 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:33,760 Speaker 2: I have it. Gave me a good little like outline. Okay, 680 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,560 Speaker 2: it's kind of cheesy. 681 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,000 Speaker 1: So what do you want it to be? What's the 682 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,840 Speaker 1: mood of the letter that you want or the speech 683 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,480 Speaker 1: that you want. 684 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:46,400 Speaker 2: From I want it to be funny, okay, but yeah, 685 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,960 Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm like every day I think of 686 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,880 Speaker 2: another story that I could use, and I'm like, oh, 687 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,800 Speaker 2: maybe I won't use that story, I'll use this one. 688 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,320 Speaker 2: And then the next day it's like, well, she put 689 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,760 Speaker 2: me on a time limit. She told me two minutes max. 690 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,680 Speaker 1: What would stop you from getting up and doing four 691 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:06,760 Speaker 1: two minute sets? Let me talk it hurts? 692 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:07,320 Speaker 2: What? 693 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, there were no speeches, Like my dad demanded that 694 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,200 Speaker 1: he do one. He really wanted to do one, so 695 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,080 Speaker 1: she was like okay, So he got up and gave 696 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,880 Speaker 1: a speech and the entire time He's just such a dad, right, 697 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,680 Speaker 1: and he always just treats us like his little buddy. 698 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,360 Speaker 1: So he she had her hair done for her wedding, 699 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,280 Speaker 1: and he kept like touching the top of her head 700 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,800 Speaker 1: and doing all like shake things. So I'm recording it, 701 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,640 Speaker 1: and as I'm recording and he's talking, I was like, 702 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:33,440 Speaker 1: stop touching her hair, get off, what are you doing? 703 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,520 Speaker 1: But yeah, I didn't. I didn't give a speech at hers. 704 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,760 Speaker 1: I've done it in all of the weddings that I've 705 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,640 Speaker 1: been made of honor for. 706 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,720 Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, I think you can do it. 707 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,680 Speaker 1: I think you're going to be great. 708 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:45,000 Speaker 2: We'll see. 709 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,920 Speaker 1: Is there anything else on your mind? This is like 710 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,840 Speaker 1: literally the ramblings of two tired women. 711 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:56,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, this can't wait. I keep thinking today's Friday. 712 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,720 Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna go home and get my. 713 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,800 Speaker 1: Bad Not you're not. I mean, you can go home 714 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,800 Speaker 1: and get in your bed, but you're gonna have to 715 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:06,080 Speaker 1: get up and do this again tomorrow. It's been a long. 716 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,040 Speaker 2: Week, Yeah, it has. 717 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,920 Speaker 1: Well, the last three weeks of my life and the 718 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,320 Speaker 1: next three weeks of my life have been so crazy 719 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,360 Speaker 1: busy that it was actually insane that I decided to 720 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,040 Speaker 1: take the weekend and go hang out at a cabin 721 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,160 Speaker 1: in the woods. But that was so nice. But I 722 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,960 Speaker 1: could have just stayed home and like relax, and I 723 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,560 Speaker 1: didn't do that. 724 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,520 Speaker 2: Well, that was supposed to be relaxing. 725 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,479 Speaker 1: It was. It was great, but I still left my home. 726 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,200 Speaker 1: You know, there's stuff that I should probably be doing. 727 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,040 Speaker 1: But I really wanted to see those leaves and they 728 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,439 Speaker 1: were gorgeous. And let me tell you, we should take 729 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,400 Speaker 1: a trip up there and like winter or something and 730 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,520 Speaker 1: enjoy it because it was beautiful. I keep saying I 731 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,880 Speaker 1: want to do Yellowstone. I'm not sure that that's actually 732 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,160 Speaker 1: gonna work out this year, but I would definitely do 733 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,360 Speaker 1: upstate New York. It's beautiful, really, Oh my god, it's 734 00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 1: and I know people are gonna fight me on like 735 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,319 Speaker 1: what is upstate? It is up from here. It is 736 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,200 Speaker 1: the state of up from where I am right now. 737 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:53,560 Speaker 1: So it was upstate. It was like two and a 738 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,880 Speaker 1: half hours away. It was amazing. 739 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:57,879 Speaker 2: Huh, that's the same. 740 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,040 Speaker 1: No, I'll be going to a cabin in the woods, Ato. 741 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you go back to that same cabin, 742 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:02,920 Speaker 2: I don't know. 743 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,960 Speaker 1: No, I would not do that. So the one that 744 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,439 Speaker 1: I went to was very secluded and isolated and didn't 745 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,440 Speaker 1: even have a good Wi Fi signal and once you 746 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,919 Speaker 1: went in they had it, but outside you couldn't really 747 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,799 Speaker 1: find your way around easily. It felt very much in 748 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,960 Speaker 1: a lot of places like the Hills have Eyes with 749 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,640 Speaker 1: like kind of towny folk being like, y'all don't look 750 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,000 Speaker 1: like you're from around here. Nope, where a y'all staying? 751 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,880 Speaker 2: We were like what Nope. 752 00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,080 Speaker 1: Some of the windows did not have curtains at night, 753 00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:27,600 Speaker 1: so that was I mean, they didn't have curtains in 754 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,880 Speaker 1: the day either, but I wasn't worried about that. At nighttime. 755 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,760 Speaker 1: It was a little scary, but it was so pretty. 756 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,239 Speaker 1: We had the prettiest height to a waterfall. It was nice. 757 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,239 Speaker 1: It was a nice reset. However, I should have stayed 758 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,680 Speaker 1: my ass at home because I have so much to do. 759 00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:40,520 Speaker 2: You need an app. 760 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,360 Speaker 1: We all need an app. First world problem though. 761 00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:47,640 Speaker 2: Right, No, okay, everybody needs an app. 762 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,839 Speaker 1: Everybody does need an app. 763 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,560 Speaker 2: I agree with that. 764 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,840 Speaker 1: I just like, I don't know. I think all the 765 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,799 Speaker 1: things that I'm busy with at the moment are things 766 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,279 Speaker 1: that I want to be doing, are projects that I'm 767 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,360 Speaker 1: interested in and excited about. So I'm trying not to 768 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:03,040 Speaker 1: be too much of a party pooper about it fine, Simon. 769 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,080 Speaker 1: If people want to follow you online, where do they 770 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,960 Speaker 1: find you? At Diamonds and Sarah on Instagram, At Diamonds 771 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,080 Speaker 1: and Sarah on Instagram and threads. Is that still a 772 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,120 Speaker 1: dumpster fire you're liking? 773 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,000 Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, but I don't. I don't. I almost said 774 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,319 Speaker 2: I don't tweet, I don't post on it. 775 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,799 Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough. I am at Baby Hot Sauce. Still 776 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,719 Speaker 1: pretty sure I'm shadow band, but who's to say? And 777 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,640 Speaker 1: then now you can follow Sauce on the side, the 778 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:28,000 Speaker 1: actual podcast page, Sauce on the side on Instagram, like follow, subscribe, 779 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,000 Speaker 1: if you are listening on the iHeartRadio app, leave us 780 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,080 Speaker 1: a talkback. We're gonna get to those again soon. And yeah, 781 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,839 Speaker 1: I think our next couple guests are gonna be fun. 782 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,239 Speaker 1: I don't want to give them away yet, because you know, 783 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,319 Speaker 1: everything's subject to change. One might get me canceled, both 784 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,320 Speaker 1: might get is canceled. 785 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:42,279 Speaker 2: It's gonna be great. 786 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,840 Speaker 1: What a tease? Okay, until next time, Say bye, Diamond Bye.