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Speaker 1: from the Wheel of Misfortune, so you know what that means. Yeah, Alex,

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Speaker 1: been that wheel? Thank you. I didn't shout it. Today

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Speaker 1: was beautiful, Alex. Sorry, it's been the wheel gargle tequila.

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Speaker 1: This one is terrible. The wheel of misfortune today is

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Speaker 1: to gargle tequila if you get the trivia question, not

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Speaker 1: even good tequila. No, all right, we're gonna play in

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Speaker 1: just a second and see who's going to have to

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Speaker 1: gargle tequila. But first we have to meet the players.

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Speaker 1: And now the starting lineup for your Jubile show at

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Speaker 1: Executive producer. He had a parrot growing up, and no

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Speaker 1: one is surprised. Justin Bars. I've said it once and

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Speaker 1: I'll say it again. Normalize Taco Thursday. He's a good

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Speaker 1: in all things indoor English, even a birthdays coming up? Guys? Cool?

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Speaker 1: When is it December? She's a copy snub and a

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Speaker 1: one on one hersh I hope it's not Thirsty Thursday

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Speaker 1: for me. No. His management style his hands off unless

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Speaker 1: you need to be fire Jumo for you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out on limb. I'm gonna say, I

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Speaker 1: hope that I get to Wheel misfortune. Really yeah, just

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Speaker 1: because I didn't use mouthwash today, I feel like I

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Speaker 1: and I think the gargling tequila would get that done.

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Speaker 1: I'm also hoping that by thinking that way, the opposite

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Speaker 1: It's time for the Wheel of Misfortune. Are hopeless romantic

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Speaker 1: of an executive producer Justin Barnes in studio with a

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Speaker 1: bag full of names. He's gonna reason to a sack

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Speaker 1: you down with today that we ask a trivia question

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Speaker 1: have to slow dance with missfortune in the rain. If

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Speaker 1: in the studio take that misfortune for them. Okay, Justin,

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Speaker 1: pull a name out of your sack and let's see

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Speaker 1: who has to gargle tequila. Yeah, Jebel Fresh, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: are you serious? Okay? Here we go. Nothing, just nothing

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret? What is it? I do? Um?

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Speaker 1: the I n N The Idiot News Network for Thursday,

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Speaker 1: October eight, twenty twenty. It's the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: it on over to Alex Fresh, who is in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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Speaker 1: He was stolen and you adopted him from. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: I can't stress on that quickly. Yes, get to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Get to the bathroom. Get to the bathroom. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: loud as you can say it's. Hey, hey, prank? What what?

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Speaker 1: What is? This is? Rank? Right now? Yes, this is

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Speaker 1: in the tub right now? Yeah, I'm gonna call her

419
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Speaker 1: right now. I'm soaking wet my jeans. Right well, hey,

420
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 1: at least the positive thing is you don't have a

421
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 1: Russian mafia murder dog. At least that's one posive. The

422
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 1: Jebil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New

423
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Speaker 1: Hits one oh six point one. It's time floor of

424
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Speaker 1: the Roses only on the Jubil Show and only on

425
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Speaker 1: the New Hits one oh six point one. Unpopular opinion,

426
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 1: you shouldn't cheat. I don't think that's okay. That's a

427
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,920
Speaker 1: popular That's what people do online all the time. That

428
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,920
Speaker 1: you know, that unpopular opinion, and it's the most popular

429
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 1: opinion you shouldn't cheat. Also, I don't know why people

430
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: are cheating right now or how people. I mean, you know,

431
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 1: if you're unhappy in a relationship, get out of it

432
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Speaker 1: and then go date somebody else. Don't do that to

433
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 1: the person that you're with, even if you hate him,

434
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,440
Speaker 1: don't do that to them. You know, I always say

435
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: pay it forward, right because if you cheat on someone,

436
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 1: then they're gonna have to be distrusting of the person

437
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: that they did after and maybe they meet somebody that

438
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: actually really loves them and that you know, now they

439
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,640
Speaker 1: have to wonder about them as pay it forward, don't

440
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: cheat on someone, so they have to have questions about

441
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 1: the next person. Yeah. Also, also why would anybody cheat

442
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 1: right now? With how much technology there is, You're probably

443
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 1: gonna get caught, definitely. And the dude on the phone

444
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 1: today who thinks his wife might be cheating on him.

445
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 1: He got a little private investigatory on this whole thing,

446
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 1: and you'll hear what he did in just a second. Hey, Aaron,

447
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: what's up. Hey, how's it going? Y'all? Good man? Thank

448
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 1: you for your email. Sorry that you're in this situation.

449
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: So you think that your wife might be cheating on you?

450
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I'm pretty sure she is, to be Honestum, okay,

451
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 1: So why so a few weeks ago, my wife comes

452
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: in and she's all like, I'm gonna start doing yoga again.

453
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start trying to get in safe you know,

454
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: are opening up slowly, and she wants to get a

455
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 1: few more in her body because we've just been on

456
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 1: the couch for the past like four or five months. Yea,

457
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: And we all know yoga yoga people completely unfaithful, am

458
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 1: I right? All right? Sorry man, I know this is

459
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 1: like a serious thing for you. You know, I gotta

460
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: make jokes sometimes. I'm sorry, No, I've been listening for

461
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: a while. Do what you do. But it's, uh, we're

462
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: not an active couple, Like we don't even go hiking,

463
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: we don't go to parks or anything. So that sort

464
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: of got me suspicious. And what even got me more suspicious.

465
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 1: Was you know yoga classes maybe once or to three

466
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: times a week, but she's been going every day every day. Wow,

467
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: that's a hardcore yoga. Persons done yoga before or is

468
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 1: this just new for her? I mean, yeah, she used

469
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 1: to go once in a while to this place down

470
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 1: the street, but she kind of fell off of it.

471
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: And when she comes home, she doesn't look like she's

472
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 1: done yoga. What do you mean? She doesn't look like

473
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 1: she's done yoga. She looks tired, but not like yoga

474
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: Tired's not sweaty. She's not like, well, is it hot?

475
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 1: Is it hot yoga? Though? Maybe she's not doing hot yoga.

476
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: She didn't really tell me what kind of is okay,

477
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: just said it's high intensity, high inten Well, then you

478
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: should be sweaty if it's high intensity. She doesn't look

479
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 1: like she's done any yoga. Okay. So your email said

480
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 1: that you actually installed a GPS device on her car

481
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: to see where she was going. What I mean, Yeah,

482
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 1: I'm not proud of it, but I went online and

483
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: I purchased one of them GPS trackers and I put

484
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: it on her car because I could, oh, I could

485
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: just feel it in my gut. She's cheating on me.

486
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: That's what I mean about technology. Yeah, tons of different

487
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: ways to catch your spouse or signficant other cheating. But

488
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: you put this GPS on her car? And then did

489
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: you catch her? Like not at yoga? She's been going

490
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: to an apartment building every single day? Oh man, not

491
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: a yoga studio, wow, straight up residential place. Okay, And

492
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: that's shady. I'm assuming that you haven't said anything to

493
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,680
Speaker 1: her about it. No, I don't. I mean what could

494
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 1: I say, like, hey, I'm tracking you. I mean, ye, babe,

495
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: so I don't trust you and I bought a GPS

496
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,919
Speaker 1: tracker put her on your car. I mean, in that instance,

497
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: you could be like there was a reason I trust

498
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: you because you've obviously been going into some apartment building.

499
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 1: Can you tell me about it? Um, you haven't said

500
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: anything to her? No, okay? So what if I call

501
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: her and I act like I'm an instructor from the

502
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: studio and I'm reaching out and oh that's a good idea. Okay,

503
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: So do you think this will work? Aaron Alex calls,

504
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: pretends to be from the yoga place that's down the street,

505
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: you know, says something about her not coming in for

506
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 1: a while because we know she's not coming in right okay,

507
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,719
Speaker 1: And she'll probably say yes to that, or she'll lie

508
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: and say she's been coming in, which is weird. But

509
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,159
Speaker 1: then Alex could offer her, you know, some sort of

510
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 1: three day pass for her and her partner, and maybe

511
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: she says the name of whoever she's been hanging out with.

512
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: Do you think she'd buy into that? Yeah, she was

513
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 1: the deal, so okay, or she's gonna say your name

514
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: and now you have to go to yoga. Over what

515
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: I think's going on. It's time Four of the Roses

516
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,199
Speaker 1: only on the Jebel Show and only on the New

517
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 1: Hits one of six point one. When people start doing

518
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,239
Speaker 1: yoga out of the blue usually only means one thing,

519
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: or cheating. Right in the middle of War of the

520
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater and Aaron is on the phone.

521
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: He emailed us because he thinks his wife is being unfaithful.

522
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: She recently just started doing yoga a lot when she

523
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 1: kind of has only dabbled in it a little bit before,

524
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 1: and he got suspicious of that. So he actually installed

525
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 1: a GPS tracker on her car to see if she's

526
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: going to yoga, and it turns out she's been going

527
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: to some apartment building. So alex is about to call her,

528
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: posing to be from the yoga place, seeing if she's

529
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 1: been in there at all, and then also offer her

530
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: some sort of special deal for her and her partner.

531
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: Oh wink wink. Yeah, and we'll see if she says

532
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: somebody else's name, who's the dude? I mean, there's a

533
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: chance she could say a girl's name. But then we

534
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 1: can hop on at least ask her about where she's

535
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 1: been going, because, Aaron, you do know she's been going

536
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: to an apartment building instead of the yoga place, right, Yes,

537
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 1: it's an apartment building, okay, miles away? All right? Cool?

538
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 1: And if it is a go let's not throw out

539
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: she still could be cheating, that is true, Aaron. Well,

540
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have alexhol right now. By the way, what's

541
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: the name of the yoga studio that she says she's

542
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: been going to? Yoga studio? Okay, that's why Alex o'llcall

543
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: to be from all Right, here we go, Okay, good luck? Man? Hello, Hey,

544
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: is Diane available? Yeah? That's just she? Who's this? Hey?

545
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: This is Alexis. I'm calling from the studio. How you doing.

546
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you? I'm good? Thanks. Hey, I

547
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: just was reaching out to some of our customers that

548
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: I notice haven't been in for a while. Just trying

549
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: to get some of our old customers back in the door,

550
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: and wanted to reach out and extend a seven day

551
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: unlimited pass to you and your partner. Would you have

552
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: any interest in that? Oh, yeah, that's awesome. I haven't

553
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: done you in a long time, actually, so that's really cool. Yeah. Yeah,

554
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: that's why I was reaching I noticed you haven't been

555
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: in for quite a while. Yeah, it would be good

556
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: for you to come in and get those muscles working again.

557
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Okay, So yep, it'll be a seven

558
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: day unlimited pass, so you can come in as much

559
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: as you want throughout the week. Do you have someone

560
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: in mind that you would want to bring with you? Uh? Yeah, okay.

561
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: I just need a little bit of information about your guest.

562
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: Let's start with the name. It's Jacob, Jacob okay, okay.

563
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: And then just for my notes, is Jacob your husband? No,

564
00:29:49,960 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: he's my boyfriend. Your boyfriend, okay, boyfriend? Job? What going on?

565
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: It's Aaron your husband? Tell you? Tell me what's going on? Oh?

566
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: My god, what what are you doing? What is this?

567
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: What am I doing? What am I doing? What are

568
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:21,479
Speaker 1: you doing? Diana? That's a better question, Diana, how are you? Um?

569
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: What is this? What the fuck is going on? Diana?

570
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: This is Jewil from the jew Bil Show. It's Alex,

571
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: not Alexis. And yeah that's MAT's wife Alex three Esh,

572
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: who I don't cheat on. And English seven is here,

573
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: who he also doesn't cheat on. Wait, who the are you? Guys? Like?

574
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: What is this? It's a radio show and we do

575
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: a segment on our show where we catch people cheating,

576
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: and your husband Aaron listens and emailed us because he

577
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: says that you've been going to yoga every night. But

578
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: you know what, Aaron, I'll let you talk to her.

579
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: I mean, this is not my business. O, my god, Yeah,

580
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: I know you haven't been going to yoga. How do

581
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: you know that? How do I? I did trust you,

582
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: so I had to put a GPS on your car,

583
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: and I guess I was right now to trust you.

584
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: You put a GPS on my car? Here it comes, Yeah,

585
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: that's what cheaters always do. I'll put a GPS on

586
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: your car because because you wouldn't talk to me every

587
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: time I tried to talk to you and ask what's

588
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: going on? You lied to me, You lied to my face.

589
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: So you GPS my car? Like? Who does that? Cheet? Yeah? Yeah,

590
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: I mean if you weren't going to some random apartment

591
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: building when you were telling him you're going to yoga,

592
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: he might not put a GPS on your car. I

593
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: love how cheaters always do that. Flip it around? How

594
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: dare you not trust me? Well that's an invasion of privacy,

595
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: an invasion of privacy, but also for a good reason, Diana,

596
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: where have you been going? Yeah? What the fuss going on?

597
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: Who is Jacob? Okay? Well, I don't think that this

598
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: is the platform for us to be talking. So I

599
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: don't even know why you have to do something like that.

600
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: That sounds like you're evading and avoiding the question. Diana.

601
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: You know, so you are in the wrong head. I

602
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: ever remember that I have been lying to your husband?

603
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: Well who are you guys? Like? What? Why do I

604
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: hear what you think? Eric? Like? We can talk about

605
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: this when I get home. Na, we can't talk about this.

606
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: If you want to talk, first thing you gotta do

607
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: is tell me who Jacob. I'm not talking on the

608
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: phone with these other people on the line, like, if

609
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: you want, if you have questions, if you want to talk,

610
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: then we can talk after this. Oh my god, Well

611
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: she said it was her boyfriend. You did say it

612
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: was your boyfriend. Yeah, strange to have a husband and

613
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: a boyfriend. Yeah, unless your husband approves, Aaron, do you

614
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: approve of her having a boyfriend? Sanna, you better start

615
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: looking for a new place to live because I'm throwing

616
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: all your out. Okay, Aaron, you just need to calm down.

617
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: I'll be home in a little bit. Oh okay, and

618
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: all your stuff, yeah, come home. All your stuff will

619
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: be outside, including your yoga mat. Oh stop, just stop. Look,

620
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: I'm going home. I'll meet you there. Okay, Bye. You're

621
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: gonna throw out the yoga mat two. That is cold,

622
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: I would hope. So yeah, man, thank you all for

623
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: helping me out, like I wouldn't have found out otherwise.

624
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: So yeah, man, it sucks, but you know I'm glad

625
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: at least. No. Sure, Yeah, it sucks, but there is

626
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Speaker 1: somebody else out there for you who won't cheat on you.

627
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: You know it's for the better. Yeah, it is. We've

628
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Speaker 1: all been there. Maybe not Evan, Okay, well, English, Ivan

629
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Speaker 1: over there, who's bragging everybody else's room has been cheated

630
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Speaker 1: on the phone. Look lucky, you man. Yeah. The Jebils

631
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Speaker 1: show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits

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Speaker 1: one oh six point one Jubils Dirty Little Secret on

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Speaker 1: the New Hits of one oh six point one. It's

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Speaker 1: time for another dirty little secret. Remember text in at

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Speaker 1: four one o six one. If you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, if you have a big dirty you have

637
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Speaker 1: a you have an oversized dirty even even give an

638
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: oversized dirty secret, you can tell it here. Is that

639
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: they're very rare, but they're very large, filthy secrets. Some

640
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: people have them out there because we've seen them on

641
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Speaker 1: the text message boarder four six one text in. If

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret, you can get off

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Speaker 1: your chest. Remember we keep everybody anonymous. Nobody will know

644
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: who you are, and that's why I give everybody a

645
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. And very excited to introduce you guys

646
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,879
Speaker 1: as someone who you probably probably saying about a few

647
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: years ago. Really yeah, it's Miss new Booty. Remember that song.

648
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 1: We're Bubba Sparks, Miss new Bound you Miss new Booty

649
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: and missing it together. Bringing back to about a month

650
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Speaker 1: and two Miss new Booty's on the phone to tell

651
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. What's up, Miss new Booty?

652
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: Hey I love that song? Yeah it is all right,

653
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: So what's your dirty little secret? Okay? So I'm like

654
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,959
Speaker 1: really like hesitant to share this one. It's it's something

655
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: I've never actually like said to anybody out loud before. Okay, Okay,

656
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: So I like cut hair for a living, like like

657
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: your your barber, Okay, I'm a barber. Yeah, actually, okay, yeah,

658
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know if you just did it, you just

659
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 1: walked around company with her, if you actually had like

660
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 1: a license to do it and all that. Yeah, I

661
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 1: have a license and everything and all that lovely stuff.

662
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: And so every time I cut a person's hair, I

663
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: kind of keep a piece of the hair as like

664
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: kind of like a trophy, like a little you know,

665
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 1: memorabilio type thing. What. Yeah, I promise I'm not a weirdo. Though,

666
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: I promise I'm not a weirdo. But like, what is

667
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: the point of it? It's just, you know, something I

668
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 1: do to almost like remember each of my like customers buy.

669
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: Why do you want to remember them by a piece

670
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 1: of hair? Like, isn't there another way to remember them?

671
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: Maybe a good experience or a conversation or a picture. Yeah, yeah,

672
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: there's there's something like you know, it's a very personal

673
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: and like, you know, I kind of like having like

674
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: their DNA near me. Like wow, Okay, so you said

675
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,919
Speaker 1: it's not creepy, But whenever you said I like having

676
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: their DNA near me, you hear how that could be

677
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: kind of creepy, Miss new Boody. Yeah. I mean like

678
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of like a little bit of an

679
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: awkward person, but like something that, like, you know, I

680
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: have with my clients. It's the kind of like a

681
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: bomb that we have together. But they don't know they had.

682
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: Do they know that you're taking some of their hair

683
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: when you cut it? Oh? No, they don't. Yeah, I

684
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 1: feel like a ball in task to work both ways. Yeah,

685
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: what do you do with the hair? Do we want

686
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: to know? I mean, like I just like I kind

687
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 1: of keep them in like little bags in my room.

688
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 1: How much hair do you have? Yeah? In your room,

689
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 1: there's there's quite a few bags. There's quite a few bags. Okay,

690
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 1: could you make a wig out of it? Um? I'm

691
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: getting there. I'm close, but I don't know if I

692
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: can make a full on wig. Yeah, you said, I'm

693
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 1: getting there. Is I mean that what you're doing or

694
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: even gonna make a wig out of all the hair

695
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: that you've taken from people whose hair that you've cut. No, No,

696
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: I mean like that's not my number one goal. But

697
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: you've just like taking the hair to remember cutting their

698
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: hair right, exactly right, Yeah, it's getting it's getting well weird.

699
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: Well you told really for me, it's the opposite. Now

700
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable with it. Oh you are, yeah, Now I'm like, okay,

701
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: makes sense. You know, it's just the guy's job. He

702
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: likes to take us home his work home with them

703
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: like ephisode. No, but like it's you know, it's it's

704
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: not that creepy like you know, if you're a returning customer,

705
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 1: I don't I don't take their hair out, like you know,

706
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: I'll let that hair you know, it's a dustin and

707
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: got it right. So I'm gonna take like a trophy

708
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: of hair from first time customers, not people that have

709
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: been going fun. Oh that makes it totally fine, It's

710
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: all good. They dude. Yeah, that's not even a secret.

711
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: Why are you giving that a secret? Come on, all right,

712
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 1: missus Newboody, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret?

713
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: No problem. Hey, I can't promote the name of your

714
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: business on the air, but what do you work at

715
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 1: us alone? Or something I do? Which one? Um it's

716
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: called barber shop? Okay, cool? All right, well, thank you

717
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: appreciate your talus A secret no problem? Yeah, definitely, nowhere

718
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: not to go. Now, what's your dirty little secret? The

719
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: Jebel Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and the

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00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:06,959
Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. All right, Evan,

721
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: you've got your work cut out for you today. Why

722
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 1: is that? Because Marcia from Oak Harbor is on the phone,

723
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:17,399
Speaker 1: and we all know Marcia is a beast is trivia. Yeah,

724
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: she's dude around o'carber. Yeah right, Marsha, you didn't know, Yeah, yeah,

725
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Okay, I'll just go with

726
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: the story. O Carbor Marsha. Yeah she's okay, Yeah, yeah,

727
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: so o'caba Marsha. How are you at trivia? I'm pretty good?

728
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: Of course. She's known around Oak Harbor as Oak Harbor Marcia,

729
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: the trivia Master, the trivia Moss. She's won over four

730
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: point five million dollars at dive bars alone in Oakarbor.

731
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: Not to mention the other three hundred that she's won

732
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: at pull tabs English Evan. Isn't that right, Marsha. That's

733
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: entirely correct, That's totally correct. Well, I don't even want

734
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,439
Speaker 1: to play now, she's too good, Marsha. Are you ready

735
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 1: to play? I'm ready? Yeah, you are? You were born ready?

736
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: You know why because I'm ocarbor Marsha, y, I'm right.

737
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: All right. English Evan is in the other studio, and

738
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 1: it's your time to answer questions. You have thirty seconds

739
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

740
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: just say passed and you have to beat English Evan

741
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: to win. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Your

742
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: time starts. Now. What year did the Titanic sink nineteen

743
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: forty seven? Prune is? What kind of dried fruit grape?

744
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 1: Which candy bar has the same name as our galaxy

745
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: milky Way? In magnitude? What is the largest ever earthquake

746
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 1: recorded on the Richter scale eight point zero? In the

747
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: movie Inchorman? What is Ron Burgundy's signature sign off? Tat all? Right,

748
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: time is up, Marcia. So you did a good job,

749
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: I think though. All right, we'll bring English Evan back

750
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: in here. So, oh, carbor Marcia. Other than being a

751
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: beast at trivia all throughout the dro Carber area, what

752
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: else should we know about you? Um? I have two kids. Yeah,

753
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm sure about that. I'm like a question. I have

754
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: two kids. I think I do two kids? Okay at

755
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: twelve and seven? Twelve and seven, all right, all the

756
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: same age as my kids, which is fourteen and eight.

757
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: Wait for that, Wait for that twelve year old turned fourteen?

758
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,760
Speaker 1: Then tell us how you're enjoying life? Is a boy? Actually,

759
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: but I'm both boys. Okay, that's going to be as bad.

760
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 1: You're lucky? All right. Evan is back in studio. Evan,

761
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: are you ready to go? How did Okabbama should do? Well?

762
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 1: We'll find out after we're done. Do you even need

763
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 1: to ask how the game goes? All? Right? Here we go.

764
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: Your time starts. Now? What ear did the Titanic sink?

765
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,919
Speaker 1: Nineteen twelve? A prune is? What kind of dried fruit?

766
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: Which candy bar has the same name as our galaxy?

767
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: The Milky Way? In magnitude? What is the largest ever

768
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: earthquake recorded on the Ricker scale six point two? What?

769
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: In the movie Anchor Man? What is wrong? Burgundies you're

770
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 1: sign off. Stay class in San Diego. What company produces

771
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 1: oreos um cinnamon? I don't know, cinnamon crunch, cinnamon touch crunch.

772
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 1: Some really good answers in here. I'm just curious to

773
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: know what a grape pricot is. Obviously, it makes up

774
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: a grape and an apricot. All right, let's send it

775
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: over to the scoreboard and get an official score from

776
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: our executive producer, Justin Barnes, Justin Marcia. All of Oak

777
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: Harbor is going to be very very excited, but also

778
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: potentially very sad. How do you think you did? I

779
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,959
Speaker 1: think I did better than English Oven? All right, well

780
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you you got one correct and

781
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: English even three corrects. Ye what, I'll go over the answers? Wow?

782
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: Yea English? Do you need to go over the answers?

783
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: I was hating on you big time. Yeah, and I

784
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: thought Ocarbon Marcia destroyed I obviously I know the answers

785
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: pressure now you guys, Yeah, I would have beaten anyone

786
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: I think today. Let's go from the answers. Okay, what

787
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 1: your did? Did the Titanic think in eighteen twelve total guesses?

788
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: Holy crap, I don't even I thought you knew that. No,

789
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: complete guess you sounded like you knew it. Yeah, prune

790
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: is what kind of dried fruit? A plum? Not a

791
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: graper cop which candy bar has the same name as

792
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 1: our galaxy as a milky way? Ye? In magnitude? What

793
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: is the largest ever earthquake recorder? On the Rictor scale

794
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 1: is at nine point five? Big? Like how you said

795
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: six months in the movie Anchorman? What is wrong? Burgundy

796
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 1: signature sign off is state classes the San Diego Yes,

797
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: you got that one. And then what company produces oreos

798
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: is an abiscobasco? Yeah, not cinnamon toast crunch cereal? Well,

799
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: oh carbon, Marcia, even the greats have a bad day

800
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: and you lost to English Evan. I don't you know

801
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: what her name reminds me of the only people that

802
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: are cool names like that, like cereal killers, like the

803
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:59,399
Speaker 1: Green River Killer. It was from the Brady bo Oh yeah, Marcia. Marsha, Marsha.

804
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: That's Marsha Marsha. Do you even know what that means?

805
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: Never even seen that show? Oh my god, such a

806
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: good show when I was a kid. Well, guess what, Marsha,

807
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: because English Evan doesn't even know what the Brady bunch

808
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 1: is I'm giving the game to you. That's not how

809
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: the game goes. I won't take it away. Marsha. You

810
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: do win something for playing, though. You do win a

811
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: Jewil Show sticker, and you can put it wherever you want,

812
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: and so hang on the line and I'll get your

813
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: info and I will personally mil you one myself. Also,

814
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: if anybody else wants a sticker, head to Team Jewil

815
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: dot com and I will melo to you and they're dope.

816
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Marsha, Thank you're playing. Thank you.

817
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

818
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: new Hits one h six point one. Who's Alex's worst

819
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: person in the World Today? Who's Alex's worst posted in

820
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: the world today? People who are late to things all

821
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: the time consistently. What are you guys late all the

822
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: time that the exact same thing, like, once again, the

823
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: worst person in the world becomes about me, You're the

824
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: worst person ever. Though that's true I think all the time, naturally,

825
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: but that's my own stuff that I got to deal with,

826
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: you know. So I just think it's rude that people

827
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: show up to like meetings that they have scheduled right

828
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: late all the time. Like it happens once in a while,

829
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: it's whatever, you know, traffic things happen. But people who

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Speaker 1: are consistently late to scheduled meetings or appointments, I think

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Speaker 1: it's rude. Just scheduled meetings and appointments you think is rude?

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Speaker 1: Nothing else right? Or Evans is making sure? Oh no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've definitely been bad at that a lot. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I really don't care. If it's something important and you're

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Speaker 1: consistently late, I think it's irresponsible. Anything is rude. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what the shocking thing is about being late

837
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Speaker 1: all the time is that I constantly am like looking

838
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Speaker 1: at the clock and I'm like, oh my god, like

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Speaker 1: now i have to rush. And then I always think,

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Speaker 1: as soon as I'm getting to be late, I'm like, Evan,

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Speaker 1: you have your alarm set like a time, Why are

842
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Speaker 1: you snoozing them all the time. It's just it makes

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Speaker 1: no sense. Well, I am very slow moving, you know,

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm short and small, like a lumber lumber

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Speaker 1: around could t rex Like, I'm very slow, and so

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Speaker 1: I always have to make sure that I'm up and

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Speaker 1: ready to go, like an hour before I need to

848
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Speaker 1: always if I want to be on time, I will

849
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Speaker 1: have to start getting ready. You know, I do stand

850
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Speaker 1: up comedy and stuff like that. So if I have

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Speaker 1: a show Alex sometimes, if you didn't know Alex and

852
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Speaker 1: Iron Mary, She's not just hanging out at the house

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Speaker 1: all time. But if it'll be like a seven thirty

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Speaker 1: show and I'll start getting ready at like five, oh wow,

855
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Speaker 1: because I have to make sure I'm ready to go,

856
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Speaker 1: because if not, I will just lag and lag and lag,

857
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Speaker 1: and then I'm going to be late and rushing and

858
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Speaker 1: stressed out. Yeah. So that's the things I have to

859
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Speaker 1: do to try to be on time. And even then

860
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Speaker 1: usually they're calling you being like, hey, are you showing

861
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Speaker 1: up for the show? Yeah, I'm on the way. I'll

862
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Speaker 1: be there before I go on stage. All the time,

863
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Speaker 1: he did say if if he wants to be on time,

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Speaker 1: he said, q ord, if I feel like I should

865
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Speaker 1: be there on time. Yeah. My issue that I have though,

866
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Speaker 1: is I don't want to be early. I want to

867
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Speaker 1: be on time right right, like so I know if

868
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Speaker 1: I look at the clock, like how long I need

869
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Speaker 1: to even like how many minutes I need to go

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Speaker 1: to my car, and like when I get there, how

871
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Speaker 1: long is take to get in like roughly, you know.

872
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Speaker 1: Like I don't want to be early every which actually

873
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Speaker 1: kind of makes me late sometimes. But you're good at

874
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Speaker 1: planning and stuff. I like, so you actually organized me.

875
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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm knowing. Oh and I'm terrible as

876
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Speaker 1: being organized. I like showing up early, though it depends

877
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Speaker 1: what the event is or what the thing is. Why

878
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Speaker 1: didn't you do it more well? Because I'm late most

879
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Speaker 1: of the time. I want to be there early. I

880
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Speaker 1: enjoy having a few minutes before I have to be

881
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Speaker 1: into somewhere to just sit and prepare for it because

882
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: I deal with a lot of anxiety and stuff. So

883
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Speaker 1: I could sit in the car and be like, okay,

884
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Speaker 1: well I can just hang out for half an hour

885
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Speaker 1: and here before I go in there and try to

886
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Speaker 1: get myself ready to go for if it's a meeting

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Speaker 1: or something like that. You know. So I don't mind

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Speaker 1: being early. I don't like being late, but I am

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Speaker 1: late a lot, and I know I have that reputation.

890
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Speaker 1: I don't think it's disrespectful when you have an appointment

891
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Speaker 1: somebody and you're late. Time is money, so when you're

892
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: wasting people's time, it's selfish. And you think that their

893
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Speaker 1: time doesn't matter. That's what that shows me. And also

894
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Speaker 1: when I show up late now somewhere, you know exactly

895
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Speaker 1: how I think about it. So obviously you're be like, wow,

896
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Speaker 1: you don't respect me at all. Yep, yeah, so you

897
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Speaker 1: know how I worked on another show before this one? Yes,

898
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Speaker 1: how dare you? Yeah? Exactly. My radio career is extensive.

899
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Speaker 1: But I was actually late quite quite a few times,

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Speaker 1: but not by like a lot of time. And then

901
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Speaker 1: one day I was I was a little bit late.

902
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Speaker 1: I'd stay around like ten maybe fifteen minutes, ten to

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes late. Did you miss the show? I did

904
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Speaker 1: not miss the show. I was about forty five minutes

905
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Speaker 1: early for the show, So people who listen to the

906
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Speaker 1: show wouldn't have known that you were fifteen minutes later. No, okay,

907
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Speaker 1: And they knew though that I had then been sent

908
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Speaker 1: home for being late. Like that's crazy to me. It

909
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: is so crazy to me that they sent you home. Oh,

910
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Speaker 1: it's so standard in radio, it's really weird. I've never

911
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Speaker 1: understood that. I mean, if you have a time to

912
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Speaker 1: be there for something, to prepare for the show, then

913
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Speaker 1: you have to be there on time, right, But even

914
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Speaker 1: if you were late for the show, at least make

915
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Speaker 1: a joke out of it. That's the one thing that's

916
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Speaker 1: the one great thing about our job. We can be

917
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Speaker 1: complete idiots. Yeah, I was just like, I would just

918
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Speaker 1: use it for show prep. You know. You know many

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Speaker 1: times I haven't show up to work because I've been

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Speaker 1: hungover in my career, and then they just call up

921
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, I'm hungover, and then they make

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Speaker 1: a whole bit about it. I was the content for

923
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Speaker 1: the day is great, and that's good content in my mind,

924
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Speaker 1: Yes it is. It's funny. Yeah. And with this being said,

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you're late once in a while,

926
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Speaker 1: like I mean past six, because the show starts is six,

927
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Speaker 1: But I don't care when you're when you're here otherwise. Right,

928
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Speaker 1: So what I'm getting from this, Alex, is I have

929
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Speaker 1: a pass to show up late forever. No, No, you

930
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Speaker 1: don't know what this means is if you just suck completely.

931
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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. So, people who are consistently late because

932
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Speaker 1: you're selfish and don't care about everybody else's time, you're

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Speaker 1: the worst person in the world today. Okay, that was

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Speaker 1: Alex's in the world today. That was Alex's worst person

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Speaker 1: in the world Today, The Jebel Show on demand only

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Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio, and the new Hits one oh six point

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