Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Oh hello, howdy, howdy friends.
Speaker 1: I've got no horses in the merge.
Speaker 3: You guys can't see, but we're wearing pretty much the
Speaker 3: same outfit today.
Speaker 2: Were wearing denim tuxedos, denimon dinims, denims on denims.
Speaker 1: You look like Mexican cowboys or Canadian something else.
Speaker 2: Canadian thoughts, Canadian thoughts. That's where we are. Row Dio
Speaker 2: drives yay.
Speaker 3: You know, we hang out a lot, but there's like
Speaker 3: rare occasions that we have similar outfits.
Speaker 1: I don't know when we, uh, we hosted a show
Speaker 1: together that was monthly, and we would show up and
Speaker 1: have on similar stuff.
Speaker 2: Often, I like, says you also doing this. Both of
Speaker 2: us got overall, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: We both show up wearing plaid. Or we'd both show
Speaker 1: up wearing the same color.
Speaker 2: Shorts, shorts with crop tops.
Speaker 1: Right, or we both have on a blazer like this.
Speaker 1: You know, this is what happens when you're cute.
Speaker 2: Factual, that's a fact. These are facts. A solo episode week,
Speaker 2: what's going on? Friend? You got your hair done?
Speaker 3: I hate it. It's not I mean, it's false. She
Speaker 3: always does a great job. It's just I try to
Speaker 3: do something different. I tried to get a different color
Speaker 3: on the top, like at first, I want an on break.
Speaker 3: First of all, I came in there chaotic, like I
Speaker 3: didn't know what the sound, and I didn't have an
Speaker 3: example of what I wanted her to do.
Speaker 2: You just a photo, You just it's wrong. As a
Speaker 2: black woman.
Speaker 1: You got to rip the photo out of a magazine,
Speaker 1: or you gotta find a Google image or have the
Speaker 1: screenshot of the Instagram that you're talking about.
Speaker 3: You have to give them something to look at while
Speaker 3: they're doing your hair. And I gave her pretty much nothing.
Speaker 3: And at first I was like, Oh, this color is
Speaker 3: gonna look great, and then I realized that I want
Speaker 3: something drastic.
Speaker 2: But I'm pretty much okay with being the same.
Speaker 3: Like I've had the same hair hairstyle. I had the
Speaker 3: same hairstyle for ten years. And then eventually you guys
Speaker 3: were so tired of my bang oh am I wig okay?
Speaker 1: Can we can we just say that when I met Sidney,
Speaker 1: she would never not have her forehead covered. She was like,
Speaker 1: my forehead is too big. I can't not have bangs.
Speaker 1: She she had straight across bangs across her forehead. I
Speaker 1: had Nicki Minaj. Yeah, China Galla. She had a like
Speaker 1: it was bumped. It wasn't like a flat, and it
Speaker 1: wasn't like too short like remember when Beyonce had eyebrows.
Speaker 2: When jay Z cheated on her. Sorry I'm sorry, Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: So then we made fun of Sidney until she changed
Speaker 1: her hairstyle, right, is that what happened.
Speaker 3: That's what happened, you guys. You and Adrian pressured me
Speaker 3: to like, come on, girl, you ain't tired. And even
Speaker 3: my hairstylist at the time, she's like, I'm so bored
Speaker 3: doing this and I was like, okay, well you guys
Speaker 3: are bored, and I was like, I thought it was good.
Speaker 2: It went with everything. It was good. But it's good
Speaker 2: to switch it up sometimes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Hit us with a middle part, something drastic, along, weave
Speaker 1: down to your knees, maybe like a fifty seven inch
Speaker 1: you know something, keep us on our toes. It could
Speaker 1: still all be the same color, but you take risks
Speaker 1: and it's I have no hair now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, scalp is freezing and it's wonderful. But I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm not that person like I want to. I
Speaker 3: wish I could be that person. And sometimes I look
Speaker 3: at my Instagram page and I'm like, am I this boring?
Speaker 2: Am I talking about? Am I? I have the same
Speaker 2: face and hair and everything.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, so you couldn't do the DMX challenge.
Speaker 2: Post one? What was the DMX challenge?
Speaker 1: You know that song with him and Cisco and he's
Speaker 1: saying all the women's names.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it.
Speaker 1: Was Keisha, Tisha, Marie Sydney about three and and it's
Speaker 1: so you're supposed to post a photo of you with
Speaker 1: a different hairstyle for every name that he says to
Speaker 1: the song. That's what the DMX challenge is. Uh, as well,
Speaker 1: you didn't do it because you had ten years of
Speaker 1: the same bangs. I was the same, Yes, but you
Speaker 1: don't have to change the style, the color. You could
Speaker 1: change the style. I mean you were hitting us with
Speaker 1: a year of wigs we have.
Speaker 2: We could do a year in review of wigs. I
Speaker 2: hated every single last one.
Speaker 3: And because I went to the beauty supply store and
Speaker 3: I just I didn't have the budget or I did
Speaker 3: and I just wasn't budgeting correctly and I would have
Speaker 3: like the second second shelf wigs on which were not
Speaker 3: the first shelf.
Speaker 2: So not well not well wig also not a top.
Speaker 3: Shelf, so it was in the middle, so it's just
Speaker 3: like accessible. So it's just like, oh, I'll go to
Speaker 3: a party and it's like four or five of the
Speaker 3: seven bitches with the same wig on the same goddamn bar.
Speaker 2: My god, is that you were in sensation? No we
Speaker 2: ring Tanya.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's an old Tanya. That's the twenty eighteen where
Speaker 1: the ends were so ravel that you cut them yourself,
Speaker 1: and you're like, no, it's a tyrant.
Speaker 2: It's like, that's a Tanya with a little cut up.
Speaker 1: That's a jagged edged Tanya. Okay, Tanya, I can tell yes, Okay.
Speaker 1: But then so you stopped doing the wigs, and then
Speaker 1: you've been hitting us with these these Pocahonta's braids for
Speaker 1: a moment.
Speaker 2: But they're look good, they look good, and they just
Speaker 2: work with me.
Speaker 3: And I'm like super lazy, and I don't have time
Speaker 3: to be switching shit up every single week. And now
Speaker 3: I'm right now I'm just miserable because it's like I'm
Speaker 3: realizing I don't like change.
Speaker 2: I need change, and I don't like it.
Speaker 3: And my hair is a reflection of who I am
Speaker 3: as a person.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy because I'm all about change and on
Speaker 1: the cusp of so many changes in my life right now,
Speaker 1: and I legit chopped on my hair off, so like
Speaker 1: we are in two completely different places right now, like
Speaker 1: legit opposite places right now.
Speaker 4: Fascinating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is deep, it's awful. It's not awful, though.
Speaker 1: Your hair looks good.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: So. You said you wanted something on Brad but you
Speaker 1: didn't come with Ibray hair.
Speaker 2: Was the Ombre hair? I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't like what they had at the beauty supply store.
Speaker 3: I just waited too long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because ombre hair the good stuff you got to
Speaker 1: order online beforehand.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's and I didn't know that. I didn't realize that.
Speaker 3: And because I'm not a hair person. There's some people
Speaker 3: who are just they live for it. They researched, they
Speaker 3: got it. Like I feel like you're that type of
Speaker 3: YouTube hy you got it together.
Speaker 1: I cannot because when I decide I want to change
Speaker 1: my hair, I researched excessively. Like I'm on Pinterest boards,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm looking at lipstick alley dot com to see
Speaker 1: what they think.
Speaker 2: I'm googling things.
Speaker 1: I'm putting hashtags into Instagram because I need to know
Speaker 1: if I can do it myself, and if I can't,
Speaker 1: how much it's gonna cost. So I cause I can't.
Speaker 1: Like my hair has always been such.
Speaker 2: A statement for the last couple of years that it
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 1: It was almost consuming me too much at times, like
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how to change it and how
Speaker 1: to do something different to it and how to still
Speaker 1: make it look big and how do it still make
Speaker 1: it look natural and blah blah blah blah blah, And
Speaker 1: it was like I was tired of having hair, and
Speaker 1: I decided I wanted to cut it, and everyone.
Speaker 2: Told me not to cut it. And my mother still
Speaker 2: hates it.
Speaker 1: She saw it on Monday for the first time and
Speaker 1: she was like, yuck, And my mother needs to chop
Speaker 1: her hair off, but she she'd rather hold on to
Speaker 1: them strands.
Speaker 2: Then that's what we do.
Speaker 3: That's the title of the fucking episode, holding on to
Speaker 3: the Strands, because it's just like I I want to
Speaker 3: evolve as a person, but at the same Edges Gone, Edges, Snatched, Edges, Deceit.
Speaker 2: Naomi Campbell Edges.
Speaker 3: That's the name of the Naomi Edges camble Edges. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what it is. That's what's going on, and so.
Speaker 2: The change is good.
Speaker 1: But if you're not ready for it, you could there's
Speaker 1: different types of things that you can change.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I think your hair looks nice. I think that the
Speaker 1: braids look good. I think the color is fine. If
Speaker 1: you don't like it, I still would say give it
Speaker 1: a week.
Speaker 2: I don't have time.
Speaker 3: I don't have time because you know, I'm going to
Speaker 3: that thing where I have to be on the red
Speaker 3: carpet and I have to look fucking fantastic.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, then that means you need to dig it out.
Speaker 2: I'm taking it. I'm getting it done on Thursday.
Speaker 1: But it's because you're gonna watch those videos later and
Speaker 1: be mad.
Speaker 2: You're furious. Oh, I don't play those games.
Speaker 3: I need to be one thousand percent comfortable because sometimes
Speaker 3: I'll say it. I don't mind putting it on record,
Speaker 3: but sometimes, you know, my work is a little thrown together.
Speaker 2: So but if I look impeccable.
Speaker 1: Impeccable, impeccably dress, you were.
Speaker 2: Like, I can't really tell what she's saying because she's
Speaker 2: fucking stunning.
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: That is also a tactic of mine.
Speaker 3: When it comes to comedy, and it's so sad, but
Speaker 3: it's just like it's the truth of mine.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's but it's not said because my logic
Speaker 1: when I do it is well, even if they don't
Speaker 1: think I'm funny, they don't think I look fantastic, So
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be able to call me ugly, but
Speaker 1: you might not laugh at anything.
Speaker 2: That I say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but when I put when there was a video
Speaker 3: of me that like, I did a set and they like,
Speaker 3: no one called me ugly, but also no one called
Speaker 3: me funny. I was just waiting for an ugly I
Speaker 3: was like, somebody make fun of me. Nothing, just like, wow,
Speaker 3: women are funny, Oh this is garbage.
Speaker 2: No people, some people.
Speaker 3: Thought I was funny, but for the most part, I
Speaker 3: was like, oh these comments her.
Speaker 2: But nobody but nobody called you ugly friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And truthfully, that's what they see when you walk
Speaker 1: down the street, friend, or when you jump from your
Speaker 1: uber to the door, because they can't tell how funny
Speaker 1: you are. You are not when you're walking down the street,
Speaker 1: but they can see how good you look and that
Speaker 1: is a compliment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this this is my job.
Speaker 3: My job is to be funny, and it's my passion
Speaker 3: to make people that I don't know fucking laugh even
Speaker 3: when they're having a bad day.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, do you think that in the moments when
Speaker 1: you're not funny, you're still interesting? Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm very interesting.
Speaker 3: I'm somebody that you're like, oh, I have a friend
Speaker 3: like that, or or I would like to be her friend,
Speaker 3: or I would get to know her more, or we
Speaker 3: can hang out like I'm one of those people that's like, yes,
Speaker 3: she needs to be at the party, she's on the.
Speaker 2: List right right.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying because for me as a as a
Speaker 1: viewer and as a performer of comedy, I feel like,
Speaker 1: even if people aren't laughing at you, if they're still
Speaker 1: interesting in what you're interested in what you're saying, you're
Speaker 1: still doing your job. If they're listening because they're like, well,
Speaker 1: what's you about to say after this? Even if they're
Speaker 1: not ha and the room is not you know, erupting
Speaker 1: in laughter, if they're still interested in you, you're still
Speaker 1: doing your job.
Speaker 2: Listeners. Is that true? Facts? Listeners, and they.
Speaker 1: Lose interest in you, that means you failed. It's hard,
Speaker 1: But when it's good, it's good. And if you're not
Speaker 1: happy with what your hair looks like, change it now,
Speaker 1: because when you get on camera and you're sitting and
Speaker 1: you're talking to people and you're gonna be thinking about
Speaker 1: you just tig it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah it feels bad. And Amina does a fantastic job.
Speaker 3: This was not even on her.
Speaker 2: This was me.
Speaker 3: I changed what it was last minute and she I
Speaker 3: got in the chair and she gave She definitely gave
Speaker 3: me that face.
Speaker 2: Like a bitch. You knew you was getting your fucking
Speaker 2: hair done for weeks.
Speaker 3: You didn't realize what you But I looked at pictures
Speaker 3: of me and I was like, damn, I'm so tired
Speaker 3: of looking at my face. I'm so fucking boring. I
Speaker 3: have the same hairstyle all the time. It's either straight
Speaker 3: down or a fucking ponytail.
Speaker 4: It's a mirror. And so that you're boring, you need
Speaker 4: to chill, I know. Anxiety and complaining about your Instagram's too,
Speaker 4: that's mess.
Speaker 1: She's a mess to be getting legit ninety thousand likes
Speaker 1: and she's like, my Instagram is so boring?
Speaker 2: Who am I? What is this? You are?
Speaker 1: You are a person that needs to hush because your
Speaker 1: photos are fantastic and your face is fine, So like,
Speaker 1: what is like, what's the what's the problem.
Speaker 2: I think it's an internalized thing.
Speaker 3: It's a thing where it's even if whatever I put
Speaker 3: whatever pictures of I think that I'm essentially like what
Speaker 3: am I offering right now?
Speaker 2: I'm going through it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm writing this new solo show and I'm
Speaker 3: just trying to figure out, Oh, what's funny? What is
Speaker 3: this all about? And it's it's about me being an
Speaker 3: open book. Like I've been an open book since most
Speaker 3: people have met me. They're like, I'm immediately just having
Speaker 3: like Diary of the mouth telling all my business.
Speaker 2: Diarrhea of the mouth or did you say diary of
Speaker 2: the mouth, No, diarrhea of the mouth.
Speaker 1: Okay, But you're also diary works because you'd be telling
Speaker 1: people all of your business, yeah, which we like. I mean,
Speaker 1: it makes us trust you, but also it makes us
Speaker 1: think she crazy, but I might be able to use
Speaker 1: her for something later. I might need to run up
Speaker 1: on somebody next week. I'm gonna keep this crazy girl close.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, But people like that about you.
Speaker 1: So your your new solo show is about you being
Speaker 1: an open book.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna be revealing some secrets that you haven't
Speaker 1: shared with anybody yet.
Speaker 3: Uh No, just going into depth about like like how
Speaker 3: I grew up just I guess, not demons, just just
Speaker 3: things that I'm like, Oh, I should talk about this
Speaker 3: more because I don't just talking about how like I
Speaker 3: didn't grow up with my mother, and I grew up
Speaker 3: with three senior citizens, and I think growing up with
Speaker 3: them has has put me in a place that I
Speaker 3: am now with like, oh, I feel like they held
Speaker 3: back a lot and they never told people how they
Speaker 3: felt or like what they were going through, and that's
Speaker 3: why I am such a Let me say everything that
Speaker 3: I'm thinking and show you how like messy and sad
Speaker 3: and crazy, I can be up top and if you
Speaker 3: want to deal with me, you will, and if not,
Speaker 3: you'll you'll find something else.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind of refreshing. I think that most
Speaker 1: of us are the opposite of that. Right, you're a
Speaker 1: great critic, Okay, she even reading. Also, this is a podcast.
Speaker 1: This is refreshing because I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: people hide themselves, hide them true selves from other people
Speaker 1: because they don't want you to see how crazy and
Speaker 1: messy and wild and reckless they are. They want you
Speaker 1: to like them, so they so they pretend they don't talk.
Speaker 1: You get their the interview version of them, you get
Speaker 1: the first date version of them, and you're just like, no,
Speaker 1: this is who I am, and this is what.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get. Yeah, and it's a gifting. It's a
Speaker 2: gift and a curse.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, because it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit wild to just be so open.
Speaker 1: Have you ever met somebody who like hugged you and
Speaker 1: you didn't know them like they hugged you when they introduced.
Speaker 2: Themselves to that's me. I am that person. It's like,
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know you. I don't need your
Speaker 2: chest touching my chest.
Speaker 1: I don't need our faces that close, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know what your hygiene is.
Speaker 3: That's how people know that I'm looney. I give hugs immediately.
Speaker 3: Don't give me their hand. I'm like, no, no, I'm
Speaker 3: a hugging person. She's lapping people's hands out of the way.
Speaker 3: It's wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I will legit.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to like it's like a chatcha. It's like
Speaker 1: a dance because I'm starting to back up when people
Speaker 1: lean in to hug me now, because it's like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't really, you're not about to me to me,
Speaker 1: to me with your coals clothes on, don't touch your
Speaker 1: synthetic fibers to my cotton, your poor body againto my
Speaker 1: broke body. And yeah, but when me and City meet
Speaker 1: people together, if she talks to them first, she'll hug them,
Speaker 1: and then they'll expect me to hug them too.
Speaker 3: No, but if anybody knows our relationship, they're like, Sydney
Speaker 3: is the one that hugs me, is the one that's going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like new.
Speaker 1: It's like new people, like people who don't like not
Speaker 1: necessarily comics that we like, we grew up with and
Speaker 1: we've been working with for a while, but like new
Speaker 1: people will come meet us and they'll City will hug them,
Speaker 1: and then I have to hug them too, even though
Speaker 1: I don't really want to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I need to work on that too. It's
Speaker 3: just like, bitch, you should hold back. Why are you
Speaker 3: giving everybody you it's draining?
Speaker 1: Well, there are things that you should keep for yourself, yes,
Speaker 1: obviously for your sanity and stuff, but like you can
Speaker 1: be open. People I think do like that and they
Speaker 1: respond to it. That's why you got so many freaking
Speaker 1: friends because people like how open you are. Otherwise they wouldn't,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have any friends. You have so many people
Speaker 1: that you're like, Oh, I spoke to so and so today,
Speaker 1: I called so and so today, I FaceTime such and such,
Speaker 1: And I'm like.
Speaker 2: When do you have time to talk to all of
Speaker 2: these people on the phone?
Speaker 3: Says I have time when I'm fucking avoiding the things
Speaker 3: that I need to be doing.
Speaker 2: Wow, procrastination is a good friendship tool.
Speaker 3: If it wasn't for procrastination, who knows you haven't you
Speaker 3: haven't e got friends?
Speaker 2: You'd be a John Legend friend.
Speaker 4: Me.
Speaker 2: You definitely. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, so I'm just I'm going through a crisis right
Speaker 3: now and it's just it sounds silly and you know,
Speaker 3: just minimal, but in my head it's it's literally like
Speaker 3: me falling down a flight of stairs, No, like several
Speaker 3: flights upstairs.
Speaker 1: Oh like the stairs from Wayside High. Yeah, I remember
Speaker 1: that book story is.
Speaker 4: From Oh yes, I don't know why that popped into
Speaker 4: my head, but that uh yeah.
Speaker 1: But you're saying that it's minimal, but is that what
Speaker 1: you said? You said it's small?
Speaker 2: It's not small.
Speaker 1: Everything that happens to us is huge, is a big
Speaker 1: deal to us, know what, everyone else is going through
Speaker 1: their own big deal crisis as well. Yeah, like, what's
Speaker 1: you worried about them for? It's big, it's a big deal.
Speaker 1: You're working on some stuff, thinking about some stuff.
Speaker 2: Thinking is hard. I'm ready for my brain to turn off.
Speaker 2: I mean I sound like deaths is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does. It's so weird. It's like I want
Speaker 3: to be alive. But also like, I'm not working this week, and.
Speaker 1: You've been home off for like two days, two days,
Speaker 1: and already you're going this cracking nuts.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I need structure.
Speaker 3: I need to get up and know that I'm going
Speaker 3: somewhere that I have a purpose, even if i'm bullshit
Speaker 3: network just being there makes me fucking feel stable and
Speaker 3: I need that. So I'm just two days and I'm
Speaker 3: already like, Okay, what am I doing? Okay, I'm not
Speaker 3: doing anything. Oh I have nothing going on. Oh I'm
Speaker 3: a bum. Oh okay, I'm not making any money, which
Speaker 3: I'm still getting paid this week, which is like okay.
Speaker 2: What oh wow. I need to get a job so
Speaker 2: I can go on vacation now. I you paid for
Speaker 2: a week.
Speaker 1: But Sydney, that's wild because this job is not going
Speaker 1: to last forever.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: So now you know how you feel.
Speaker 1: When you're not working, and I think that should be
Speaker 1: motivating you to figure out what your next thing is
Speaker 1: gonna be. Yeah, okay, make some monties, gather some coins.
Speaker 2: Because it's so crazy.
Speaker 1: Because we've we've all we were with you when you
Speaker 1: started that job because you were complaining about it on
Speaker 1: the podcast, and now it's like, well, I need to
Speaker 1: get back to work.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Comedy Central. I love y'all.
Speaker 3: I'm one of those people that we in a relationship
Speaker 3: I can't fucking stand.
Speaker 2: But I truly thank you. I want to give you
Speaker 2: a big hug when I.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being when I get back to work
Speaker 3: on whatever day it is.
Speaker 2: Tuesday, do do Do Do Do do Do. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: totally want that.
Speaker 3: And it's you know, it's just you need a purpose
Speaker 3: and you need to feel like you're doing something.
Speaker 1: And uh, if you could be doing anything in the
Speaker 1: world for money, what would that be.
Speaker 2: That's what I've been thinking about thinking.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking so hard that it's just like, damn,
Speaker 3: I go crazy when I'm not doing anything, but I
Speaker 3: am best at doing absolutely nothing, truthfully, same, laying in
Speaker 3: my bed, just like, we'll see what We'll see what happens.
Speaker 3: I'll check my email.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out. Something will something will come. I
Speaker 2: love I love a We'll figure it out from the heart. Yeah, right.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard somebody say.
Speaker 1: It and know that they meant it like, I'll figure
Speaker 1: it out like that is the most genous aquaf raise
Speaker 1: in the English.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's the problem. Like I did the you know,
Speaker 3: we'll figure it out. When I went to Abiza and
Speaker 3: then we were displaced, I'm on the side of the
Speaker 3: road throwing up.
Speaker 2: We had no money.
Speaker 1: It was just but that wasn't a bees baby. You
Speaker 1: are poor amongst the richest people in.
Speaker 2: The world, which is sadder. Friends, which is fun.
Speaker 1: You did figure it out because you made it back
Speaker 1: to New York and there's no throw up in your
Speaker 1: braids right now, right.
Speaker 3: But that's why we love New York because we feel
Speaker 3: like we're amongst people who are also doing bad.
Speaker 2: Oh, these people doing worse than you.
Speaker 3: Yes, but that's why New York feels so safe, because
Speaker 3: it's like, well, if I just opened my eyes a
Speaker 3: little bit wider. There's somebody who phone just fell into tracks,
Speaker 3: and the bitch went in the tracks and almost got
Speaker 3: hit by a train.
Speaker 2: Yes, come on, phone suicide. It's a new phone. Okay,
Speaker 2: kill yourself exactly.
Speaker 3: So I mean, hmm, I'm just trying to figure out
Speaker 3: what's like. What's more, I watched Dave Chappelle's special on
Speaker 3: Netflix and was truly blown away by you know, that's
Speaker 3: the point of I already know that I got everybody
Speaker 3: in the palm of my hands, and I'm literally just
Speaker 3: gonna push it to the limit. I'm not gonna do
Speaker 3: shit for you to like me. I'm doing stuff that
Speaker 3: I truly believe. It's funny to me. Well, and it's great.
Speaker 3: That's what you can do when you're Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're rich and you're a black man,
Speaker 1: and you've people have said the worst thing they could
Speaker 1: possibly say about you already, and you're just doing stuff
Speaker 1: for the love of doing stuff, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But besides that, I mean, remember when he walked away
Speaker 3: from fifty million.
Speaker 2: Dollars and people said he was insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's just I love seeing the special knowing
Speaker 3: how far he's come to get to where he is
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I have to see it because I've heard
Speaker 2: good things. Yeah, I mean it's problematic. Well we love
Speaker 2: a problematic place. It is your piece, it's arch.
Speaker 3: It's definitely that uncle that's at the end of the
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving table saying everything.
Speaker 1: Oh what is like? They're like, did he drink brown liquor?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I gonna see Oh my goodness. Yeah, problematic,
Speaker 1: but it's great every bit. I was like, he's such
Speaker 1: a good storyteller. He's like, he's such a in his
Speaker 1: own right, just beyond a genius.
Speaker 2: He's to beance comedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would say that, except he doesn't dress
Speaker 1: as well as she does.
Speaker 2: When he doesn't have to, it's comedy. You know. I
Speaker 2: think I'm about to let myself go. I wore sneakers
Speaker 2: for two weeks straight on stage, and is letting yourself go.
Speaker 2: I was like, I might have to do that.
Speaker 1: That's like, what did you just consider sneakers like stretch pants? Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you put some, when you perform in some sweatpants,
Speaker 1: then you let yourself go.
Speaker 2: But some sneakers, I feel, baby, it's comedy. It's casual.
Speaker 2: That's what we're doing.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Did you guys hear that? Yeah? I did. It went
Speaker 2: from ear to ears casual and it went, Oh really,
Speaker 2: that's the power that you have, casual.
Speaker 1: I mean, look at godfriend, your hair is growing in. Cute,
Speaker 1: it is growing in, isn't it crazy?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: So cute?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's working. I just wanted to grow more.
Speaker 1: I feel like like it's gonna take me longer than
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, to be able to diet blonde.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think I like think two weeks. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you got actually want to platinum
Speaker 1: blonde or like white, like white blonde.
Speaker 4: Wow, mm hmm. I'm not sure how that would look.
Speaker 2: We don't know, No one cares. She could just die
Speaker 2: my back right.
Speaker 1: If it's white, then we'll just put some color on
Speaker 1: the white, right, literally sharp be it in.
Speaker 3: There's this girl on Instagram that I'm truly in love with,
Speaker 3: and I mean she is your She is basically your
Speaker 3: hair enspo because she had a really short haircut then
Speaker 3: she went bald.
Speaker 2: She's dyed it every color. I mean, she's got the
Speaker 2: face right.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is the length because I've never
Speaker 1: dyed my actual hair.
Speaker 2: Ever, I've never dyed it.
Speaker 1: I've never colored it because I'm like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want it to fall out. I don't want
Speaker 1: to because it was too much. But now it's like
Speaker 1: it's going. If it falls out, then I'm just back
Speaker 1: to where I.
Speaker 3: Was, which is literally to so freeing. You're like living
Speaker 3: everybody's dreams right now. And you're just lucky that you
Speaker 3: have a good head and you have a good face,
Speaker 3: and it's just you're blessed.
Speaker 2: You have a great hairline. It's actually pretty rude, you know,
Speaker 2: to have a good hairline. Yeah, nah, my hairline is
Speaker 2: not a good friend.
Speaker 1: It's I'm massaged it today with some Haitian castor oil,
Speaker 1: you know, so that it can freaking back up.
Speaker 2: Andrew, do you know what edges are?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: You guys always talk about edges, and I'm not really
Speaker 4: sure that is.
Speaker 2: All of this. Well, I'm lacking them.
Speaker 4: And Marie, why are you lacking them?
Speaker 2: Just like she been doing these tight ass braids.
Speaker 3: It's life years, Okay, It's it's simple. It's the patriarchy.
Speaker 3: It's taken out racism.
Speaker 2: The snatched ridges.
Speaker 4: Your edges are still intact? Well?
Speaker 2: Mine are?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: We're trying to fill them back in.
Speaker 3: Okay, they were sparse, but now they're growing in because
Speaker 3: she shaved her.
Speaker 4: Right here, got it? Okay?
Speaker 2: Interesting, I mean, your hairline looks healthy.
Speaker 4: You know. I was thinking about like completely cutting off
Speaker 4: all my hair for like the past like two years.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I really why.
Speaker 4: I feel like my face is my head is like
Speaker 4: way too round though that I would look like a
Speaker 4: like a basketball Literally, you do have.
Speaker 2: A round face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I think it would be weird. It would
Speaker 4: be weird. But I feel like, also the same thing.
Speaker 4: I keep on going back to the barber and it's
Speaker 4: just like the same thing. He knows me now, He's like, okay,
Speaker 4: we know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: So okay, so but if but I feel like for you,
Speaker 1: if you shave, if you buzz it short, it'll still
Speaker 1: grow back properly.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah absolutely. But I'm like, sometimes when you look
Speaker 4: and the like, when you're having like an episode and
Speaker 4: looking at your hair, you want to get the rid
Speaker 4: of that first, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like that's what happened to Angela Bassett in
Speaker 1: Waiting to Exhale. Yeah, she had beautiful hair and she
Speaker 1: was like, cut it all off, and Loretta Devine was
Speaker 1: like nah, and then she picked up the scissors and
Speaker 1: she threatened to do it herself and she was like
Speaker 1: sit in the damn chair until the Bassett whatever her
Speaker 1: name was. But yeah, I mean, I feel like, start
Speaker 1: with your hair. Sidney switches up.
Speaker 2: She ain't like it. She gonna change it again, and I.
Speaker 4: Need to switch something up. But yeah, maybe the hair
Speaker 4: is the good end there, honestly, But you do have
Speaker 4: a round face. I know it's too round. You're gonna
Speaker 4: look like a little baby, I know, truly, But like
Speaker 4: that's cool, right, that's cool. A lot of guys are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know, we know the pedophilia that's been going on.
Speaker 2: It's rapid.
Speaker 4: Kevin's space, it's weird. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, Sydney, you're getting ready to go to LA. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about that. Where you staying, who you staying with?
Speaker 1: How long you're gonna be there? Will you be.
Speaker 2: Back just for a couple of days. I'll be at
Speaker 2: the Beverly Hills SLS baby.
Speaker 1: SLS very very nice, okay, bus service, very.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous, gorgeous.
Speaker 3: I will be going live in the room just so
Speaker 3: people know it's there. I mean, it's this episode is
Speaker 3: going to go out and I'm already going to be there.
Speaker 1: But yes, yes, yes, yes, but Sidney Will have had
Speaker 1: gone live and you missed it. If you're listening to
Speaker 1: this and you didn't see it, you missed it.
Speaker 4: Yes, you saved the life stories though, right.
Speaker 2: You can save them for like twenty four hours they live, right?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: I don't know why people do that.
Speaker 4: It's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like how lit was your life that you got
Speaker 2: to save it?
Speaker 5: So the people who weren't here, the people who are
Speaker 5: at work can now see the lives and it's like,
Speaker 5: how many.
Speaker 3: People were following you on this live anyway? Maybe not enough?
Speaker 2: That's why. That's where you're like, well let me.
Speaker 1: Unless something epeak happened during your life, why are you
Speaker 1: saving it?
Speaker 2: Nothing is epic happening. It's so sad. A lot of
Speaker 2: times people go live and it's like are you at
Speaker 2: a concert?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Is this church? You live? During the altar call? Like
Speaker 2: people are weird.
Speaker 3: We're all looking for attention, that's all it is, like
Speaker 3: we're dying for it. It's it's so important to be
Speaker 3: seen and felt seen and likes and comments, and it's
Speaker 3: just like what am I here for? And you you
Speaker 3: don't get that gratification anywhere else except social media.
Speaker 2: It's instant.
Speaker 1: Well, you want everybody to see how good you look,
Speaker 1: or you want everybody to see them braves with the
Speaker 1: beads on it that you got on your Jamaican vacation
Speaker 1: or whatever y'all he posted. But I feel like some people,
Speaker 1: the people I guess who keep their accounts on all private,
Speaker 1: don't care, but they still care.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't understand private account No private.
Speaker 3: Private is if you have a stalker, if you have
Speaker 3: people that you don't know are following you and you
Speaker 3: don't want them to follow you.
Speaker 4: No, because it's usually like the most boring people that have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like regular regular, it'd be like your mom.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Here's a photo of sliced oranges for Jackson's.
Speaker 4: So I'm not going to put it publicly because I
Speaker 4: don't want anybody to see it.
Speaker 1: I don't want anybody to know that I'm not home
Speaker 1: so they can't rob me when I'm not just stopping shop.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it is. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what that is. But there are
Speaker 1: people who are on social media just to see what
Speaker 1: other people are doing. They don't even post anything.
Speaker 4: That's so weird, and that's.
Speaker 2: Is that weirder than a private account. You have an
Speaker 2: account just so you the see stuff.
Speaker 4: That's yea, why not?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't watch TV because I'll be watching
Speaker 3: instant stories.
Speaker 2: I'm like, ah okay.
Speaker 3: On another episode of this bitch went out and none
Speaker 3: of her friends are hanging out with her, and so
Speaker 3: she's in a corner just you know, mimicking all the
Speaker 3: lyrics and music videos or music songs, music songs, yes,
Speaker 3: music video music song started with rap songs, you know
Speaker 3: what music songs?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people go out and they
Speaker 1: don't have a good time. They just want you to
Speaker 1: see what they look like. We were out last night,
Speaker 1: and I guess it's we were we discovered the new
Speaker 1: uh the new Black People bbq's see see Yeah. But
Speaker 1: it was like everybody was dressed up and had a
Speaker 1: twenty two inch yaky ponytail and they were all celebrating
Speaker 1: their birthday with a face full of Mac makeup and.
Speaker 2: It was like highlighter hard right, and they were like
Speaker 2: iglight it. The table next to us, the girl just
Speaker 2: had her friend taking photos of her and her man
Speaker 2: and her man in his target T shirt. And it
Speaker 2: was like, but she put a look on.
Speaker 3: I said, I never felt more sorry for anybody than
Speaker 3: me looking at that girl just taking pictures of this
Speaker 3: couple that it's like, I know she's not jealous of
Speaker 3: her friend, but come here for that. Let me tell
Speaker 3: you she was young at thirty something. When you hand
Speaker 3: your friend to take a picture of you and your
Speaker 3: signific other at a restaurant celebrating your day, it's it's weird.
Speaker 2: Get somebody else to do it.
Speaker 1: There's gotta my friend, somebody else to get Yeah, the
Speaker 1: waiter gotta take it.
Speaker 2: What you talking about? He gets minimum wage? Just fine?
Speaker 2: Here for this. Let me tell you what are the specials?
Speaker 1: Right, his thumb gonna be in it, the tray's gonna
Speaker 1: be in it, his his his jacket sleeve is gonna
Speaker 1: block the flash this.
Speaker 3: You're gonna ask me to take the photo, and you're
Speaker 3: gonna tell I'm not gonna want to really take the picture.
Speaker 2: By the picture, you.
Speaker 3: Ever see somebody who just really, truly doesn't want to
Speaker 3: take the end They take it.
Speaker 2: In the shows. So you should only have people who
Speaker 2: are very passionate about the waiter at the restaurant that
Speaker 2: I'm mad.
Speaker 3: Listen when I was, when I was hold on, hold on,
Speaker 3: when I was working, and I thought that I was
Speaker 3: gonna get better tips. Bitch, let me say, oh girl,
Speaker 3: fix your shoulder, get your pasture together, get that swoop
Speaker 3: of air. I would do everything in an a. You
Speaker 3: see the extra dollar fifty dollars tips?
Speaker 2: You saw the table in question? Was they gonna give
Speaker 2: an extra ten for a photo for a photo for
Speaker 2: the ground.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, there comes a point where you ask
Speaker 3: a friend to take photos of you, and it gets
Speaker 3: it gets sad in disrespect, does it?
Speaker 2: Snia?
Speaker 1: I feel like you are queen of asking people to
Speaker 1: take photos of you.
Speaker 3: We both take pictures of each other, and we are
Speaker 3: very passionate about taking pictures of each other.
Speaker 2: So there's that. No one is more passionate about photography
Speaker 2: than you are. A friend.
Speaker 1: You are queen. You're always ready to pose. You always
Speaker 1: got you always got a look and a pose in
Speaker 1: a face in an angle. Right, I disagree. These are lies.
Speaker 1: People have seen your Instagram.
Speaker 2: You're lying as well.
Speaker 1: You're always ready as well, Mike, I'm not always ready.
Speaker 1: I don't take photos at the drop of a hat.
Speaker 1: This is something that you do, friend, you be prepared.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, we look on Marie's insta, let's go right now,
Speaker 3: photo pon photo, pose, pon post nothing. You don't have
Speaker 3: a regular photo in there?
Speaker 2: That okay?
Speaker 1: Because I shot a bunch of photos in a session.
Speaker 1: You are, at any given time, are ready to take
Speaker 1: a picture at an Applebee's, in a waiting room, in
Speaker 1: a hitting room, of a tzara at the at the
Speaker 1: colleges office.
Speaker 2: My page bus stop.
Speaker 1: Okay, But I'm not saying that you're posting photos all
Speaker 1: the time. I'm saying that you are always taking them.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if I agree with that.
Speaker 1: All right, I don't need you to agree. I already know,
Speaker 1: Like I'll be sitting next to you and you'll be
Speaker 1: taking photos.
Speaker 2: I'll be there disagree.
Speaker 1: If anybody don't take or post photos, it's Andrew Goes.
Speaker 1: His page hasn't been updated since twenty sixteen. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And it's just like, what are you using the listeners for?
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out like you get in these listeners,
Speaker 3: but what you've given them?
Speaker 4: I post on my story hmm. I like stories.
Speaker 2: What we what were we doing before? Stories?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 4: Just posts? Yeah, and they were boring. This is great
Speaker 4: they changed. I haven't posted in a while. No cute pics.
Speaker 4: I don't have you guys around to take pictures of
Speaker 4: me all the time.
Speaker 2: So, well, who are your friends? Who?
Speaker 4: Not photographers?
Speaker 2: I can tell her that, But wait, who are your friends?
Speaker 4: Though? Who are my friends? Did you want names?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Just like what kind of people are they? Because I've
Speaker 3: met some of them, but not like your core.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I couldn't point them out in the lineup at all,
Speaker 3: of course, right right, so you know what that means.
Speaker 7: They all got lazy eyes?
Speaker 2: Who like, who is your going to Fire Island crew?
Speaker 4: We're not going to Fire Island. I don't have a
Speaker 4: fireland crew. I don't have any gay male friends either,
Speaker 4: which is like weird. And I back and forth with
Speaker 4: it because I see all these gays and they all
Speaker 4: go to Fire Island. They they they all have a group. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I'm just like, is it weird that I don't
Speaker 4: have that? But I feel like a lot of gay
Speaker 4: men are feeling that right now, because like the people
Speaker 4: that do go to Fire Island, they'll post up and
Speaker 4: make everyone else feel bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what the point is. That's what some
Speaker 1: of these posts.
Speaker 4: The purpose of them is so true and it's working.
Speaker 1: Every So you're watching it from your house or you're
Speaker 1: watching it from your cafeteria at work, and you're like, damn,
Speaker 1: but why.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to figure out who these friends andrew, Like,
Speaker 3: who are the people?
Speaker 2: So they're not gay? Yeah, they're straight straight pep. I
Speaker 2: think it's a lot of women.
Speaker 4: It's mostly like queer women. Yeah, but I have like
Speaker 4: a few straight male friends as well.
Speaker 2: But you dump those people?
Speaker 4: Those are No, they're fun? Are they're fun? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Straight male friends. Oh so you definitely fucked them then, no,
Speaker 2: on your way? What are you thinking about it? No?
Speaker 4: They have girlfriends? God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Tony Morrison would tell you about that. Tony Morrison.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently her husband was cheating on her with a man.
Speaker 2: Wait. I thought that was the lady that wrote How
Speaker 2: Still Got Her Groove Back?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, not Tony Morrison. Yeah, my bad. I'm not rest
Speaker 2: in peace, Tony. Okay, cut that out. Cut that out, lady.
Speaker 4: You're being so generous that these cuts lately. Never before
Speaker 4: have you been like cut that out. Cut that out, cut.
Speaker 2: It out, cut it out, And.
Speaker 4: Maybe listeners aren't even hearing that cut it out that
Speaker 4: I'm hearing because we've cut every other part that you say,
Speaker 4: cut it out.
Speaker 2: Work, Andrews. Sometimes, you know how long you've been doing the.
Speaker 4: Pod for coming up on a.
Speaker 2: Year, So finally we're making you do this a little
Speaker 2: bit extra work.
Speaker 4: Come on now, No, no, no, I'm used to not
Speaker 4: doing work and I'm comfortable doing that.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well things have changed. My hair has changed, and
Speaker 3: you have as well, and the pod as well.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not changing. I'm not changing. We're keeping it in.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, so who I got to talk to Alex?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, we're telling dad.
Speaker 3: Okay, so let's go back to the part where we're
Speaker 3: not cutting. Yeah, it doesn't matter if somebody has a girlfriend,
Speaker 3: they can still cheat with a gay man.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, that's the takeaway.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Sure, I mean, I guess these things happen. You know,
Speaker 2: people feel how they feel.
Speaker 1: We had a whole episode of this podcast where a
Speaker 1: woman had never been with a woman before, and she
Speaker 1: was with her boyfriend for I don't know how many years,
Speaker 1: four or five years.
Speaker 2: They got engaged and then she started hooking up with
Speaker 2: her best friend. Yeah, her married best friend.
Speaker 3: Which is weird because it's just like if you all
Speaker 3: of a sudden have feelings for your best friend, were
Speaker 3: you did? You always have feelings. It's just I don't
Speaker 3: know that's for you to hook up with your best
Speaker 3: friend right before you get married. That means you've been
Speaker 3: thinking about your best friend for a minute. It doesn't
Speaker 3: just all of a sudden happen, but feelings developed. It
Speaker 3: takes time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, but it happened, and it needs a boil
Speaker 4: up to that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, absolutely, But they had never they had never hooked.
Speaker 1: Up, and they were friends from college, and the friends
Speaker 1: has a child and a husband and a house and
Speaker 1: a mortgage.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if she still got all
Speaker 2: them things.
Speaker 4: Now do you consider that cheating? Yes, you said before
Speaker 4: that it wasn't cheating. You said that if one of
Speaker 4: the straight guy friends like cheated on their girlfriend with
Speaker 4: a guy, you said that that was okay. That I
Speaker 4: feel like you had.
Speaker 3: I've never said that. I've never said that. I said
Speaker 3: it is cheating.
Speaker 2: Is cheating? Is cheating? Is a cheater cheat? To us?
Speaker 2: That's why there's a show called because you're a cheat.
Speaker 2: You cheat.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, wait, but what was the point that
Speaker 1: you were trying to make before then?
Speaker 2: About what?
Speaker 4: Yeah, didn't you You definitely said something along those lines.
Speaker 2: I've never said that, right?
Speaker 4: Are you looking on this?
Speaker 1: He said that his friends are straight, but they have girlfriends,
Speaker 1: and you said so, so, yeah.
Speaker 3: That doesn't mean just because they have a girlfriend, that
Speaker 3: doesn't mean that they can't cheat on them with you.
Speaker 1: That she didn't say cheating was okay, It wasn't cheating.
Speaker 1: She's saying they can cheat.
Speaker 3: You heard what you wanted to hear and cheating anyway.
Speaker 3: Did we talk about anything today? Accomplished anything? We're accomplishing
Speaker 3: so much. I'm really I'm proud of what we're doing.
Speaker 3: It's just, you know, I've never had feelings for a friend.
Speaker 2: That's I think that's strange.
Speaker 3: There will be movies where that happens, like right before
Speaker 3: the person gets married, their best friend is like, but
Speaker 3: I love you, and it's just like what.
Speaker 2: But in those movies, they've always had a crush or
Speaker 2: or they.
Speaker 1: They've always just been really really cool and the other
Speaker 1: person was like a playboy or something, you know, like
Speaker 1: an Ashton Kutch or something stupid like that, and then
Speaker 1: when they see that their friend is getting married, that's
Speaker 1: when all the feelings come rushing in and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm about to lose my best friend, love of my life.
Speaker 2: I'm here for a rom com, I'm here for it.
Speaker 4: I'm not one of my friends.
Speaker 2: Because I knew you had sex with one of your friends. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because it's Andrew, one of your straight friends.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, but he was. He is bisexual, and
Speaker 4: I knew that he like had a crush on me,
Speaker 4: and we were like going out and everything. We'd never
Speaker 4: really addressed it, and we had sex that night and
Speaker 4: it was like literally one of the best sexual encounters
Speaker 4: I've ever had.
Speaker 2: And it could happened what happened.
Speaker 4: And then we never hung out again. Oh once one
Speaker 4: more time, but I was like, it's weird now.
Speaker 2: But it was like that's why you're not supposed to
Speaker 2: about your friend.
Speaker 4: I know, but it was. It was great though, It
Speaker 4: was fantastic.
Speaker 2: So did you ever reach out to him?
Speaker 4: Yeah? We we texted a little bit and we tried
Speaker 4: like hanging out again. We were like, no, we don't
Speaker 4: want to have sex again. We don't even want to
Speaker 4: have we don't want to go out.
Speaker 2: Again, We don't want to be friends again.
Speaker 4: No, and he also moved, So what did you move to?
Speaker 2: Somewhere gross? Like Seattle? Okay, Portland?
Speaker 1: There we go, There we go, baby dead, there we
Speaker 1: go dead the way, there we go.
Speaker 2: Well, I've never hooked up with a friend.
Speaker 4: No, it was great because I was like because I
Speaker 4: I feel like I was like banking in on like
Speaker 4: the fact that he had a crush on me for
Speaker 4: so long, So like that was like a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what about you know someone has had a
Speaker 1: crush on you for so long you hook up with
Speaker 1: them and is bad?
Speaker 2: What about that? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was not the experience, though I had
Speaker 4: great sex.
Speaker 3: If we're friends, friendship is more important. No, friendship is
Speaker 3: more important than penis. Yeah, friendship is more important than
Speaker 3: a hookup, especially if you've had hookups before.
Speaker 2: You know what, you know what it is, it's worth it.
Speaker 1: But if Andrew's life was a was a rom com, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is weird. If Andrews life was a rom com,
Speaker 1: then he would hook up with his friend, it'd be
Speaker 1: the best sex he ever had, and then they would
Speaker 1: get married.
Speaker 4: Them should say real though, So there's that I didn't
Speaker 4: value Sorry, Sorry, sorry, Cody.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming his name was like Corbin or something like that.
Speaker 4: We're off, but we're not revealing it either.
Speaker 2: Okay, Kyle, Colin, Colin, Andrew like black dudes.
Speaker 4: It was not a black guy.
Speaker 2: Ah, so I was right with the Colin the corbyins.
Speaker 4: Colin was the black guy, like, I can't tell it.
Speaker 2: See now you got to do now, you gotta do
Speaker 2: your cut?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, he said, he stopped listening to the podcast.
Speaker 2: That's what he told you, babe, babe.
Speaker 1: When people say they don't listen to the podcast, look, okay,
Speaker 1: so let's just say this. We love talking to you,
Speaker 1: we love talking to each other, and then y'all listening
Speaker 1: and enjoy it.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I think that that's fantastic because we would be having
Speaker 1: these conversations without you guys if.
Speaker 2: We didn't anyways, which we do.
Speaker 1: And the conversations that we have we're not recording. Who
Speaker 1: so much hotter and sweeter than this. But when people
Speaker 1: tell us they're listening to the podcast, it makes us
Speaker 1: feel like like when people we know or that we're
Speaker 1: dealing with or working or whatever, it makes us feel like,
Speaker 1: damn they gonna hear this and judge me for it
Speaker 1: or damn.
Speaker 2: Now, I can't care.
Speaker 1: I can't say I can't talk about this specific person.
Speaker 3: I don't care about getting judged because people are gonna
Speaker 3: judge you anyway. It's just more about like, oh, I
Speaker 3: feel like you know too much?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like that exists. Yeah, I don't want you to know
Speaker 3: that side of me. That's all it is, which is
Speaker 3: it happens. Everybody gets different sides. If you think you're
Speaker 3: getting all of one person all the time, you're fucking
Speaker 3: crazy and you're delusional.
Speaker 2: No, you're John Legend. You think he's not getting all
Speaker 2: of Chrissy Tigancauz love me. Yeah, I loved all of her,
Speaker 2: joun Legend, all of it.
Speaker 3: Well, people can be with somebody every single day and
Speaker 3: still not know something is going on.
Speaker 2: That's wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, anyone, it sounds like we're getting into
Speaker 1: suns now. I'm just saying that, you know that is true.
Speaker 3: Yes, there's people, you know, when I was an alcoholic,
Speaker 3: there's people who didn't even know that I was fucking struggling.
Speaker 2: So there's that. There's also that here we are telling
Speaker 2: the truth. Tell truth and shame.
Speaker 3: Shame the devil. The lives will never thrive. On the
Speaker 3: unofficial expert, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Liing is fun, So keep doing it if you're doing
Speaker 1: it fun, if it brings you joy and it's protecting
Speaker 1: the people that you love, lot of them.
Speaker 2: You gotta be really good at lying. That's the thing.
Speaker 3: Like, if you're just an inconsiderate liar and you don't
Speaker 3: fact check any of your lies, then it's just it
Speaker 3: gets too complicated and then you get caught and then
Speaker 3: it boils over.
Speaker 2: It's just bad.
Speaker 6: Mm.
Speaker 2: I think I want you to be good about your lying.
Speaker 2: It sounds like.
Speaker 1: That movie, that Diane Lane movie, Unfaithful, Unfaithful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a good movie. Have you seen that movie?
Speaker 4: I've not seen Richard Gear.
Speaker 2: Diane Lane is a battie. She was great. She was
Speaker 2: so sexy.
Speaker 3: Halle Berry's baby daddy in the movie Pier or something
Speaker 3: Olivier Olivier something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, now close, Yeah that French little Spanish man.
Speaker 1: You look like Lego Lass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Olivier Martinez. Yeah, okay, see French Spanish mix Aican.
Speaker 2: He was hot. The whole thing was the movie is
Speaker 2: such a good movie.
Speaker 1: Look, I love, I love like a little thriller, a little,
Speaker 1: a little unfaithful, a little she's too young, you know,
Speaker 1: one of those Lifetime movie originals. I'm here for that.
Speaker 1: That's a good that's entertaining to me. And then like
Speaker 1: a bad action movie. Anyway, I'm here for it. I'm saying, life,
Speaker 1: you need a lie, save yourself.
Speaker 4: Small lies, though not big lies, pretty little lies, pretty
Speaker 4: big little lies.
Speaker 3: Big little big yes, big little, big little lies, sans
Speaker 3: Zoe Kravitz, That's what I want.
Speaker 2: Why you say, oh god, why, what's the problem you
Speaker 2: love Zoe Kravitz.
Speaker 4: I hate that you hated her and big we're not gonna.
Speaker 1: We don't really need her and big little lies, and
Speaker 1: we definitely didn't need a second season of that. I
Speaker 1: have not seen you seen it, I know, so for me, the.
Speaker 2: Show was over. It ended beautifully.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a good first season. Second season not
Speaker 4: as good.
Speaker 2: Oh but I could have to do that. They had
Speaker 2: Marilyn that terrible wig.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, miss I think she had like prosthetic teeth.
Speaker 4: There's something wrong with her teeth. They're like big, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean Meryl, I mean, this is somebody who's doing
Speaker 1: it truly for the love of the game.
Speaker 2: You know, she just she likes it.
Speaker 4: I'm do this, she doesn't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's hoping that one day I'll be that good
Speaker 1: of an actor. I'm talking about Zoe Kravitz, not Meryl Street.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Zoe Kravitz, not not Miss Streep, not black,
Speaker 1: not white.
Speaker 2: Viola Davis.
Speaker 4: Viola's playing Michelle Obama.
Speaker 2: I know, And I'm just I what movie.
Speaker 4: I forget what it was. I just saw like the
Speaker 4: headline that she's playing Michelle Obama in something, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh my god.
Speaker 2: I love it. But I'm also like, they look nothing alike, and.
Speaker 1: Well, neither did Zoe Saldana and she played Nina Simon.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the black face of that. Okay, Viola Davis.
Speaker 4: Well, who would you want to play?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I need a Michelle Obama movie. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a drama series at Showtime called First Ladies, an
Speaker 1: anthology series, so we're gonna get a Barbara Bush movie too.
Speaker 1: Is a serious episode, two a boring ass Barbara Bush,
Speaker 1: A Nancy Reagan, a messy ass Nancy Reagan episode, and
Speaker 1: then those the only First Ladies that I know the
Speaker 1: three that.
Speaker 2: I just married Hillary Clinton. Did you say Mary Tyler.
Speaker 4: Moore, Mary Todd Lincoln.
Speaker 2: Oh, Abraham Lincoln's beard, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: I can't name it any others though.
Speaker 2: Oh, here's Michelle Obama with a little blonde onmbre. Okay,
Speaker 2: see that? Come on, Beyonce.
Speaker 1: I mean, she looks great, but Violet doesn't look nothing
Speaker 1: like No, damn Michelle Obama.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: And they're reaching and it's fine, But who would play
Speaker 2: Michelle Obama? Who looks like Michelle Kelly Gary? I don't.
Speaker 1: Actually, the more I look at these photos, the more
Speaker 1: they look exactly the same.
Speaker 4: I see it now, which two pictures?
Speaker 2: All of the pictures Violet Davis looks like Michelle Obama
Speaker 2: and all of the pictures. To me, Sidney, who would
Speaker 2: you want to play you in a movie? Gabrielle Union? Really?
Speaker 2: Because I feel like that level of that name. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think you deserve it better.
Speaker 3: I actually love Gabrielle Union. She's following me on Twitter
Speaker 3: and shout out to you.
Speaker 2: Wow, my gal, there's one.
Speaker 4: Week that you came in that you looked exactly like
Speaker 4: Tika Sumter.
Speaker 2: Were we like Tika?
Speaker 4: We like Tika?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a compliment, friend. I mean, I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I'm working is. But she was Tiffy Hattish and Whip
Speaker 4: the Goldberg maybe in the.
Speaker 2: Fall Tify Hattish and Whoopie Goldberg movie.
Speaker 4: Wasn't she She played like Tiffany Haddish's sister.
Speaker 3: Oh right, yeah she did. And I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't even see how they made that work. But it
Speaker 3: didn't because the movie didn't do well.
Speaker 2: So it's fine. So yeah it hap for you me.
Speaker 2: Who would play me in a movie?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but probably some small sexy black boy,
Speaker 1: the dude from Moonlight so cute, the middle version one,
Speaker 1: not the.
Speaker 2: Actually I see it, or your brother, Your brother would
Speaker 2: play you.
Speaker 1: And and it would be that level of acting to
Speaker 1: be that Oh my god, yeah, my brother he doesn't
Speaker 1: have any fish. We have the same a man of
Speaker 1: facial hair. So that's who will play me in a movie,
Speaker 1: and you will play you in a movie.
Speaker 2: Of your life.
Speaker 4: I always get like the actors with like the really
Speaker 4: like fat faces back to round head, like the Mark
Speaker 4: Wahlberg or Matt Damon, they have like a lot of
Speaker 4: you think.
Speaker 3: Matt Damon, you reach now that's like viola Davis playing
Speaker 3: Michelle Obama. Honey, honey that you're bringing to the pods
Speaker 3: about today. No, Mark Wahlberg, who else has He's got
Speaker 3: a stronger Jawn friend. I'm just saying, crying right now. Okay,
Speaker 3: let me Sydney, I think one of those the Stranger
Speaker 3: Things kids, one of.
Speaker 4: Those literal twelve year old you're like, yeah, thank.
Speaker 3: You now from all that Riverdale, c W, that's sexy Verdale.
Speaker 3: Anybody that's in Gossip Girl, I see it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll take that like c W.
Speaker 2: None of the leads. Somebody you know, extra a friend of.
Speaker 5: Cavas, Yeah, somebody was one of the main characters.
Speaker 2: Sydney is such a but you're the and I'm the gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you County today is no, I'm more gone
Speaker 1: than you. Look how big buddies I told you and
Speaker 1: I'm going.
Speaker 2: To wow how the tables have turned, with.
Speaker 1: How the count and going to tables have shifted. Sidney,
Speaker 1: I needed that thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Mean it was not me.
Speaker 1: It was literally told me that it looked like a
Speaker 1: strangers to reach.
Speaker 2: Those kids are sitting you think, Mark Warber.
Speaker 7: I am not saying that, She says degree separation, getting
Speaker 7: mad damon, hold on, let me get isn't hot though
Speaker 7: you said it's.
Speaker 3: Not about the hotness that you guys don't look like
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 2: Let me google Stranger Things because I need to see
Speaker 2: what these kids look like stranger Literally, none of them
Speaker 2: look like me. Things.
Speaker 3: The little black boys, he's doing well. He got like
Speaker 3: a million followers on Instagram.
Speaker 2: He's doing great. Oh yeah, Andrew, you might could be
Speaker 2: one of the strangers.
Speaker 1: Oh it's little brunette boys.
Speaker 2: Any of them?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, actually the black boys Trader Things could
Speaker 1: play me, Sydney.
Speaker 4: Wait, which one do you think I look like? Then?
Speaker 4: Out of them? Any of them in a particular. Oh,
Speaker 4: that's so rude.
Speaker 1: But you looked at it and you noticed they all
Speaker 1: have bangs too.
Speaker 4: They have all have like, very like coconut heads.
Speaker 1: But you have little coconuts around and we've already established
Speaker 1: around heads.
Speaker 2: Sis. I mean you could be the girl Listeners.
Speaker 3: Listeners, I want you all to tell us who would
Speaker 3: play y'all in a freaking movie, and then I'm gonna
Speaker 3: hit your freaking cob pick and let you know if
Speaker 3: we agree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, send us a photo of the person that you
Speaker 1: think you look like.
Speaker 2: You're doppelganger. Yeah, and then I will read you like
Speaker 2: I did Andrew. I love this. Should we answer any
Speaker 2: listener questions before we go? Or are we are? We
Speaker 2: just gonna leave them on that.
Speaker 1: We want you guys to send us a photo of
Speaker 1: who you think your doppelganger is, and we'll put it
Speaker 1: in the stories.
Speaker 2: We'll all put in the stories. That'll be fun.
Speaker 3: Ale yes or no, that'll be fun.
Speaker 2: I really enjoy that. That's great, and.
Speaker 1: Send us the photo you think you look most like
Speaker 1: this celebrity. Yeah, and don't try it. Don't be telling
Speaker 1: us Scarlett Johansson when you look like Trick.
Speaker 5: Who.
Speaker 3: Wow, Marie, that's ruder than what I just did to Andrew.
Speaker 2: No, it's not, because I'm talking about abstract, ugly people.
Speaker 4: So Scarto said that she can play anybody.
Speaker 2: She sure did.
Speaker 3: She said, did you see the list the highest paid
Speaker 3: actresses of twenty nineteen, all of white women.
Speaker 2: You're surprised about this white.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not, but it just it was like, dam oh, honey,
Speaker 3: she's she's so close to the dimensions of a white woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what you're talking about?
Speaker 1: She said, You said that like she had a little
Speaker 1: bit of melanin in her skin was like Sophia, She's
Speaker 1: not two or three. Yeah, she makes so much money
Speaker 1: from Modern Family. And then where else is her money
Speaker 1: coming from her sponsorships and stuff? Oh?
Speaker 4: She does like all the sponsorship. She does. Pepsi she does.
Speaker 2: Ah, yes, Pepsi and something else.
Speaker 1: And you know the Pepsi checks cute because they pay
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl halftime show. They're the ones who pay
Speaker 1: the celebrities are I'm assuming mind you the people who
Speaker 1: are sponsored by Pepsi probably haven't had a Pepsi in
Speaker 1: the most time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Pepsi is just like if I'm at a football game,
Speaker 3: I guess I'll drink.
Speaker 2: I haven't drink pepsi. It's not really my thing.
Speaker 1: My first screen name when I was when I was
Speaker 1: on AIM was Pepsi Player.
Speaker 2: I don't believe. I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I just liked alliteration. Yeah, I just wanted two p's
Speaker 1: and a player. And then and my second screen name
Speaker 1: was sister Girl zero three zero. Oh my god, do
Speaker 1: you remember what your screen.
Speaker 3: Name was so problematic? It was Chinky Latte. I didn't
Speaker 3: realize it was so bad until My Korean friend was like,
Speaker 3: do you know what hinky means?
Speaker 2: Honest? Like, and you're like, yeah, pretty eyes. Yeah that's
Speaker 2: what I said.
Speaker 3: And she was like, well, I know that you're better
Speaker 3: than this, and I think you should change your name.
Speaker 2: Oh, your Korean friend was woke.
Speaker 3: So then when I changed my name to Coco Loco
Speaker 3: something else, No, Coco Loco sid, Coco Loco sid or
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 2: Hilarious. Andrew, did you have screen name?
Speaker 4: Yeah, maguire dude.
Speaker 2: So basically what your your ig is now?
Speaker 4: No, my ig is at mcguiguy mc g u I
Speaker 4: underscore g uy, okay, get them followares I plug.
Speaker 1: Okay, So below the post for this podcast this episode,
Speaker 1: leave your screen name below it.
Speaker 2: So that's your two. You got two assignments.
Speaker 1: A comment below tell us what your screen name was
Speaker 1: under the post for this episode, and then slide in
Speaker 1: our DMS and send us a photo.
Speaker 2: Of who you think would play you in a movie.
Speaker 3: In a movie, yeah, and be real, be honest. I
Speaker 3: mean some of you are going to be silly because
Speaker 3: I see the stuff that y'all send us that are ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But who will play you as a kid and who'll
Speaker 1: play you as an adult. Yeah, that should be fun.
Speaker 2: Is that too much work?
Speaker 4: I think no, just take the adult. I feel a
Speaker 4: kid and adults too much.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know this adult adult? Yeah, sure, sure. There's
Speaker 2: different versions of people's faces.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Wendy Williams apparently has a biopic coming out.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, have you seen her post lately Full Mass?
Speaker 4: She's doing like so much effects on her face it's crazy.
Speaker 4: And she spent the other night with Ninnie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's hanging out with all her these like celebrity women.
Speaker 1: Now she's like, she's like, I'm I'm single and I'm.
Speaker 3: Off of work, and they want to help her, That's
Speaker 3: what it is. But they really are just.
Speaker 1: No, it's not that they want to help her. I
Speaker 1: think she just wants to seem like she's fine. She's
Speaker 1: just trying to seem heffected.
Speaker 4: By She took it down since but I just found it.
Speaker 2: You post you screenshot it.
Speaker 3: Both these wigs look atrocious. Let me see, they have
Speaker 3: too much money to have wigs like this.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: Also, like look at Nini's nose.
Speaker 1: You know, you get you get the wrong nosejab one dime,
Speaker 1: and then you try to fix it a second time.
Speaker 1: You just do a tame Yeah, you can't add cartilage
Speaker 1: after you take it off.
Speaker 3: Why is real life so funny? Renewed girls that are
Speaker 3: the best time.
Speaker 2: Let me see, let me see what the hell miss
Speaker 2: Wendy talking about. Wendy's crazy. I can't but I'm crazy too,
Speaker 2: So it's fine.
Speaker 3: I see you, sis, I see you and myself sans
Speaker 3: the thyroid.
Speaker 2: Also is the wig? That okay? So you know, you
Speaker 2: get a wig, you get a part.
Speaker 1: You gotta put concealer in the part so it looks
Speaker 1: like your skin is showing through the top of the wig.
Speaker 1: But Ninni leaks line goes down her forehead. But she
Speaker 1: has a team of people that could have brushed the
Speaker 1: line off her, like.
Speaker 2: Well, she's so mean she won't let anybody fix that. Shit,
Speaker 2: my god, that line.
Speaker 1: Is that's not even her color. That's a white woman's shade. Like,
Speaker 1: what is happening this? You know what it is? That's her,
Speaker 1: that's her. I'm going to the supermarket wig. You know
Speaker 1: how you just throw something on top of you like, ah,
Speaker 1: you know, I just need something you go out in.
Speaker 2: That's what that is. That's her Erran's wig.
Speaker 3: She was just hanging out with Wendy and she's like, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, we're just getting something at Dallas BBQ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, the two of them went
Speaker 1: somewhere where they where they could be seen.
Speaker 2: They went to a scene. Honey, yeah, you know they
Speaker 2: want to see they want to see it.
Speaker 1: Well, speaking to see, I got a piece, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go get that because thank you for listening to
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