WEBVTT - Naomi Campbell Edges 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.560 Forever. 0:00:02.800 --> 0:00:07.280 Oh hello, howdy, howdy friends. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:10.399 I've got no horses in the merge. 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:13.200 You guys can't see, but we're wearing pretty much the 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:14.080 same outfit today. 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:18.120 Were wearing denim tuxedos, denimon dinims, denims on denims. 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:22.439 You look like Mexican cowboys or Canadian something else. 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:26.400 Canadian thoughts, Canadian thoughts. That's where we are. Row Dio 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.680 drives yay. 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:31.240 You know, we hang out a lot, but there's like 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:34.760 rare occasions that we have similar outfits. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:38.320 I don't know when we, uh, we hosted a show 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:41.920 together that was monthly, and we would show up and 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:43.800 have on similar stuff. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:47.640 Often, I like, says you also doing this. Both of 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:49.720 us got overall, Oh my god. 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:51.960 We both show up wearing plaid. Or we'd both show 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:53.160 up wearing the same color. 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:55.160 Shorts, shorts with crop tops. 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:56.800 Right, or we both have on a blazer like this. 0:00:56.920 --> 0:00:59.320 You know, this is what happens when you're cute. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:04.920 Factual, that's a fact. These are facts. A solo episode week, 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:08.399 what's going on? Friend? You got your hair done? 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:11.920 I hate it. It's not I mean, it's false. She 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.160 always does a great job. It's just I try to 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:16.800 do something different. I tried to get a different color 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:19.920 on the top, like at first, I want an on break. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:21.720 First of all, I came in there chaotic, like I 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:24.920 didn't know what the sound, and I didn't have an 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:26.600 example of what I wanted her to do. 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:31.880 You just a photo, You just it's wrong. As a 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:32.399 black woman. 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:34.680 You got to rip the photo out of a magazine, 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:38.080 or you gotta find a Google image or have the 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:40.160 screenshot of the Instagram that you're talking about. 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:42.839 You have to give them something to look at while 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:45.720 they're doing your hair. And I gave her pretty much nothing. 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:49.960 And at first I was like, Oh, this color is 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:53.640 gonna look great, and then I realized that I want 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:54.600 something drastic. 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:58.160 But I'm pretty much okay with being the same. 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.920 Like I've had the same hair hairstyle. I had the 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:06.440 same hairstyle for ten years. And then eventually you guys 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:09.400 were so tired of my bang oh am I wig okay? 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:12.520 Can we can we just say that when I met Sidney, 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:15.520 she would never not have her forehead covered. She was like, 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:18.840 my forehead is too big. I can't not have bangs. 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:22.520 She she had straight across bangs across her forehead. I 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:25.360 had Nicki Minaj. Yeah, China Galla. She had a like 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:27.400 it was bumped. It wasn't like a flat, and it 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:30.959 wasn't like too short like remember when Beyonce had eyebrows. 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:37.440 When jay Z cheated on her. Sorry I'm sorry, Sorry, 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:41.000 I'm sorry. Yeah, definitely. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:43.800 So then we made fun of Sidney until she changed 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:45.720 her hairstyle, right, is that what happened. 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:48.680 That's what happened, you guys. You and Adrian pressured me 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:51.520 to like, come on, girl, you ain't tired. And even 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:55.120 my hairstylist at the time, she's like, I'm so bored 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:57.880 doing this and I was like, okay, well you guys 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:00.760 are bored, and I was like, I thought it was good. 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.760 It went with everything. It was good. But it's good 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:05.240 to switch it up sometimes, you know what I mean. 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:08.799 Hit us with a middle part, something drastic, along, weave 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:10.880 down to your knees, maybe like a fifty seven inch 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:13.359 you know something, keep us on our toes. It could 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:16.120 still all be the same color, but you take risks 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.280 and it's I have no hair now. 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:22.320 Yeah, scalp is freezing and it's wonderful. But I feel 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:24.920 like I'm not that person like I want to. I 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.400 wish I could be that person. And sometimes I look 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:30.280 at my Instagram page and I'm like, am I this boring? 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:33.200 Am I talking about? Am I? I have the same 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:35.080 face and hair and everything. 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:39.200 It's like, oh, so you couldn't do the DMX challenge. 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:42.640 Post one? What was the DMX challenge? 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:44.400 You know that song with him and Cisco and he's 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:45.520 saying all the women's names. 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:46.520 Yeah, it's like it. 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:51.680 Was Keisha, Tisha, Marie Sydney about three and and it's 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:54.160 so you're supposed to post a photo of you with 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.640 a different hairstyle for every name that he says to 0:03:56.680 --> 0:04:00.280 the song. That's what the DMX challenge is. Uh, as well, 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:01.800 you didn't do it because you had ten years of 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.920 the same bangs. I was the same, Yes, but you 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.720 don't have to change the style, the color. You could 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.280 change the style. I mean you were hitting us with 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:12.560 a year of wigs we have. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:14.680 We could do a year in review of wigs. I 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:16.080 hated every single last one. 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:17.760 And because I went to the beauty supply store and 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:20.279 I just I didn't have the budget or I did 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:23.760 and I just wasn't budgeting correctly and I would have 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:27.200 like the second second shelf wigs on which were not 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:28.240 the first shelf. 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:31.159 So not well not well wig also not a top. 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:34.000 Shelf, so it was in the middle, so it's just 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:36.279 like accessible. So it's just like, oh, I'll go to 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.160 a party and it's like four or five of the 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:41.840 seven bitches with the same wig on the same goddamn bar. 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:45.480 My god, is that you were in sensation? No we 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:46.359 ring Tanya. 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:54.960 Okay, that's an old Tanya. That's the twenty eighteen where 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:57.360 the ends were so ravel that you cut them yourself, 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:58.480 and you're like, no, it's a tyrant. 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:00.400 It's like, that's a Tanya with a little cut up. 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:06.200 That's a jagged edged Tanya. Okay, Tanya, I can tell yes, Okay. 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.000 But then so you stopped doing the wigs, and then 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.680 you've been hitting us with these these Pocahonta's braids for 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:11.080 a moment. 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:13.800 But they're look good, they look good, and they just 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:14.320 work with me. 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:16.760 And I'm like super lazy, and I don't have time 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:21.080 to be switching shit up every single week. And now 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:24.440 I'm right now I'm just miserable because it's like I'm 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.000 realizing I don't like change. 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:28.360 I need change, and I don't like it. 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:32.200 And my hair is a reflection of who I am 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:32.839 as a person. 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:36.760 That's so crazy because I'm all about change and on 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:39.320 the cusp of so many changes in my life right now, 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:42.640 and I legit chopped on my hair off, so like 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:44.919 we are in two completely different places right now, like 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:46.920 legit opposite places right now. 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:48.479 Fascinating. 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:54.359 Yeah, this is deep, it's awful. It's not awful, though. 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:55.400 Your hair looks good. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:56.040 I think. 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:58.640 So. You said you wanted something on Brad but you 0:05:58.680 --> 0:05:59.920 didn't come with Ibray hair. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:01.520 Was the Ombre hair? I didn't. 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:04.200 I didn't like what they had at the beauty supply store. 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:05.360 I just waited too long. 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.520 Yeah, because ombre hair the good stuff you got to 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:08.640 order online beforehand. 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.040 Yep, that's and I didn't know that. I didn't realize that. 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:14.880 And because I'm not a hair person. There's some people 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.360 who are just they live for it. They researched, they 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:19.000 got it. Like I feel like you're that type of 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:22.200 YouTube hy you got it together. 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.719 I cannot because when I decide I want to change 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:28.760 my hair, I researched excessively. Like I'm on Pinterest boards, 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:31.320 I'm I'm looking at lipstick alley dot com to see 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:31.920 what they think. 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:33.440 I'm googling things. 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:36.640 I'm putting hashtags into Instagram because I need to know 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.719 if I can do it myself, and if I can't, 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:41.880 how much it's gonna cost. So I cause I can't. 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.359 Like my hair has always been such. 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:46.200 A statement for the last couple of years that it 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:46.720 was like. 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:50.359 It was almost consuming me too much at times, like 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:52.320 trying to figure out how to change it and how 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:53.719 to do something different to it and how to still 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:55.080 make it look big and how do it still make 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:57.200 it look natural and blah blah blah blah blah, And 0:06:57.240 --> 0:07:01.400 it was like I was tired of having hair, and 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:03.760 I decided I wanted to cut it, and everyone. 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:05.599 Told me not to cut it. And my mother still 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:06.040 hates it. 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:07.479 She saw it on Monday for the first time and 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:11.080 she was like, yuck, And my mother needs to chop 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:12.880 her hair off, but she she'd rather hold on to 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:13.840 them strands. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:15.280 Then that's what we do. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:18.800 That's the title of the fucking episode, holding on to 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:21.680 the Strands, because it's just like I I want to 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:30.120 evolve as a person, but at the same Edges Gone, Edges, Snatched, Edges, Deceit. 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:31.520 Naomi Campbell Edges. 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.160 That's the name of the Naomi Edges camble Edges. Yeah, 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:36.200 that's what it is. That's what's going on, and so. 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:38.560 The change is good. 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:40.320 But if you're not ready for it, you could there's 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:42.000 different types of things that you can change. 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:42.280 You know. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:45.120 I think your hair looks nice. I think that the 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.880 braids look good. I think the color is fine. If 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:50.840 you don't like it, I still would say give it 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:51.840 a week. 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:52.720 I don't have time. 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:54.680 I don't have time because you know, I'm going to 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:56.000 that thing where I have to be on the red 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:58.520 carpet and I have to look fucking fantastic. 0:07:58.560 --> 0:07:59.920 Okay, well, then that means you need to dig it out. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:01.800 I'm taking it. I'm getting it done on Thursday. 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:04.280 But it's because you're gonna watch those videos later and 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:04.840 be mad. 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:06.920 You're furious. Oh, I don't play those games. 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:10.920 I need to be one thousand percent comfortable because sometimes 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:14.000 I'll say it. I don't mind putting it on record, 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:17.480 but sometimes, you know, my work is a little thrown together. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.640 So but if I look impeccable. 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:22.880 Impeccable, impeccably dress, you were. 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:24.960 Like, I can't really tell what she's saying because she's 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.440 fucking stunning. 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:27.840 You know what? 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:29.760 That is also a tactic of mine. 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:32.760 When it comes to comedy, and it's so sad, but 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:34.720 it's just like it's the truth of mine. 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:38.560 No, no, it's but it's not said because my logic 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:40.319 when I do it is well, even if they don't 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:42.560 think I'm funny, they don't think I look fantastic, So 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:44.120 you're not gonna be able to call me ugly, but 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:45.920 you might not laugh at anything. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:46.040 That I say. 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.120 Yeah, but when I put when there was a video 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:50.720 of me that like, I did a set and they like, 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:53.760 no one called me ugly, but also no one called 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:57.480 me funny. I was just waiting for an ugly I 0:08:57.520 --> 0:09:00.800 was like, somebody make fun of me. Nothing, just like, wow, 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:03.239 women are funny, Oh this is garbage. 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:04.839 No people, some people. 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:07.440 Thought I was funny, but for the most part, I 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:09.360 was like, oh these comments her. 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:11.800 But nobody but nobody called you ugly friend. 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:14.800 Yeah, And truthfully, that's what they see when you walk 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:16.520 down the street, friend, or when you jump from your 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:19.240 uber to the door, because they can't tell how funny 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.520 you are. You are not when you're walking down the street, 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:23.520 but they can see how good you look and that 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:24.360 is a compliment. 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:26.080 Yeah, but this this is my job. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.680 My job is to be funny, and it's my passion 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:32.280 to make people that I don't know fucking laugh even 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:33.400 when they're having a bad day. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:38.719 So, yeah, do you think that in the moments when 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:41.320 you're not funny, you're still interesting? Oh? 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:42.240 I'm very interesting. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:45.199 I'm somebody that you're like, oh, I have a friend 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:47.880 like that, or or I would like to be her friend, 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:49.760 or I would get to know her more, or we 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:54.040 can hang out like I'm one of those people that's like, yes, 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.520 she needs to be at the party, she's on the. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:57.880 List right right. 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:01.360 But I'm saying because for me as a as a 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.520 viewer and as a performer of comedy, I feel like, 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:05.640 even if people aren't laughing at you, if they're still 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.559 interesting in what you're interested in what you're saying, you're 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:12.360 still doing your job. If they're listening because they're like, well, 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:14.480 what's you about to say after this? Even if they're 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:17.720 not ha and the room is not you know, erupting 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.280 in laughter, if they're still interested in you, you're still 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:21.120 doing your job. 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:26.080 Listeners. Is that true? Facts? Listeners, and they. 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:29.000 Lose interest in you, that means you failed. It's hard, 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.560 But when it's good, it's good. And if you're not 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:34.640 happy with what your hair looks like, change it now, 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:37.560 because when you get on camera and you're sitting and 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:39.360 you're talking to people and you're gonna be thinking about 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:40.640 you just tig it out. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:44.160 Yeah it feels bad. And Amina does a fantastic job. 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:45.240 This was not even on her. 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:45.720 This was me. 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:49.400 I changed what it was last minute and she I 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:51.280 got in the chair and she gave She definitely gave 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:52.000 me that face. 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:55.079 Like a bitch. You knew you was getting your fucking 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:56.160 hair done for weeks. 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:59.320 You didn't realize what you But I looked at pictures 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:00.920 of me and I was like, damn, I'm so tired 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:03.880 of looking at my face. I'm so fucking boring. I 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:07.440 have the same hairstyle all the time. It's either straight 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:08.840 down or a fucking ponytail. 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:10.959 It's a mirror. And so that you're boring, you need 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:16.920 to chill, I know. Anxiety and complaining about your Instagram's too, 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:17.600 that's mess. 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.280 She's a mess to be getting legit ninety thousand likes 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:22.520 and she's like, my Instagram is so boring? 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.520 Who am I? What is this? You are? 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:27.440 You are a person that needs to hush because your 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:30.640 photos are fantastic and your face is fine, So like, 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:32.560 what is like, what's the what's the problem. 0:11:32.600 --> 0:11:34.000 I think it's an internalized thing. 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:37.800 It's a thing where it's even if whatever I put 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:40.920 whatever pictures of I think that I'm essentially like what 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:42.760 am I offering right now? 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:44.000 I'm going through it. 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:47.320 I'm like, I'm writing this new solo show and I'm 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:51.160 just trying to figure out, Oh, what's funny? What is 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:54.520 this all about? And it's it's about me being an 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:57.720 open book. Like I've been an open book since most 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.920 people have met me. They're like, I'm immediately just having 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:04.679 like Diary of the mouth telling all my business. 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:08.040 Diarrhea of the mouth or did you say diary of 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:09.720 the mouth, No, diarrhea of the mouth. 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.240 Okay, But you're also diary works because you'd be telling 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:15.679 people all of your business, yeah, which we like. I mean, 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:17.440 it makes us trust you, but also it makes us 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:22.040 think she crazy, but I might be able to use 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:25.960 her for something later. I might need to run up 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:28.600 on somebody next week. I'm gonna keep this crazy girl close. 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:31.080 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, But people like that about you. 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:33.160 So your your new solo show is about you being 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:33.800 an open book. 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:34.320 Yeah. 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:36.680 So you're gonna be revealing some secrets that you haven't 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:38.239 shared with anybody yet. 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:42.520 Uh No, just going into depth about like like how 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:47.080 I grew up just I guess, not demons, just just 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:50.319 things that I'm like, Oh, I should talk about this 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:53.320 more because I don't just talking about how like I 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:55.080 didn't grow up with my mother, and I grew up 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:58.600 with three senior citizens, and I think growing up with 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.520 them has has put me in a place that I 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.679 am now with like, oh, I feel like they held 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:07.520 back a lot and they never told people how they 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:09.920 felt or like what they were going through, and that's 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.120 why I am such a Let me say everything that 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:15.400 I'm thinking and show you how like messy and sad 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:18.920 and crazy, I can be up top and if you 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:20.480 want to deal with me, you will, and if not, 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:22.040 you'll you'll find something else. 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.760 I mean, that's kind of refreshing. I think that most 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:26.240 of us are the opposite of that. Right, you're a 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:33.560 great critic, Okay, she even reading. Also, this is a podcast. 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:36.920 This is refreshing because I feel like a lot of 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:40.520 people hide themselves, hide them true selves from other people 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:42.959 because they don't want you to see how crazy and 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:46.160 messy and wild and reckless they are. They want you 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:50.120 to like them, so they so they pretend they don't talk. 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.719 You get their the interview version of them, you get 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:55.360 the first date version of them, and you're just like, no, 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:56.800 this is who I am, and this is what. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:01.520 You're gonna get. Yeah, and it's a gifting. It's a 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:02.240 gift and a curse. 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:06.559 I mean yeah, because it's kind of crazy. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.520 It's a little bit wild to just be so open. 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:13.200 Have you ever met somebody who like hugged you and 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:16.559 you didn't know them like they hugged you when they introduced. 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:19.160 Themselves to that's me. I am that person. It's like, 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:20.920 I don't I don't know you. I don't need your 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:22.400 chest touching my chest. 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:24.240 I don't need our faces that close, Like I don't 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:25.400 know what your hygiene is. 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:29.800 That's how people know that I'm looney. I give hugs immediately. 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:32.160 Don't give me their hand. I'm like, no, no, I'm 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.880 a hugging person. She's lapping people's hands out of the way. 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:35.600 It's wild. 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:37.280 Yeah, and I will legit. 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:40.440 I'm starting to like it's like a chatcha. It's like 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:42.920 a dance because I'm starting to back up when people 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:44.960 lean in to hug me now, because it's like, well, 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:47.600 I don't really, you're not about to me to me, 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:52.280 to me with your coals clothes on, don't touch your 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:56.680 synthetic fibers to my cotton, your poor body againto my 0:14:56.720 --> 0:15:02.080 broke body. And yeah, but when me and City meet 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:05.040 people together, if she talks to them first, she'll hug them, 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:06.880 and then they'll expect me to hug them too. 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:11.160 No, but if anybody knows our relationship, they're like, Sydney 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:12.720 is the one that hugs me, is the one that's going. 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:13.960 Yeah, but it's like new. 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:16.400 It's like new people, like people who don't like not 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:19.080 necessarily comics that we like, we grew up with and 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:20.680 we've been working with for a while, but like new 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:24.280 people will come meet us and they'll City will hug them, 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:26.040 and then I have to hug them too, even though 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:27.120 I don't really want to. 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:29.880 Yeah, and I need to work on that too. It's 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:32.240 just like, bitch, you should hold back. Why are you 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:36.000 giving everybody you it's draining? 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.400 Well, there are things that you should keep for yourself, yes, 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:41.040 obviously for your sanity and stuff, but like you can 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:43.560 be open. People I think do like that and they 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.920 respond to it. That's why you got so many freaking 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:49.480 friends because people like how open you are. Otherwise they wouldn't, 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:52.840 you wouldn't have any friends. You have so many people 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:54.520 that you're like, Oh, I spoke to so and so today, 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:56.840 I called so and so today, I FaceTime such and such, 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:57.320 And I'm like. 0:15:57.640 --> 0:16:00.320 When do you have time to talk to all of 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:01.760 these people on the phone? 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:04.680 Says I have time when I'm fucking avoiding the things 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:05.920 that I need to be doing. 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:09.360 Wow, procrastination is a good friendship tool. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:16.400 If it wasn't for procrastination, who knows you haven't you 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:17.520 haven't e got friends? 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:21.680 You'd be a John Legend friend. 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:23.880 Me. 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:31.040 You definitely. Yeah. 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:34.560 Well, so I'm just I'm going through a crisis right 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:39.680 now and it's just it sounds silly and you know, 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:44.440 just minimal, but in my head it's it's literally like 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:47.360 me falling down a flight of stairs, No, like several 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:48.520 flights upstairs. 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.760 Oh like the stairs from Wayside High. Yeah, I remember 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:53.240 that book story is. 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:59.200 From Oh yes, I don't know why that popped into 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:03.240 my head, but that uh yeah. 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:05.879 But you're saying that it's minimal, but is that what 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:06.879 you said? You said it's small? 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:07.960 It's not small. 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:09.960 Everything that happens to us is huge, is a big 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:12.400 deal to us, know what, everyone else is going through 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.400 their own big deal crisis as well. Yeah, like, what's 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:18.520 you worried about them for? It's big, it's a big deal. 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:21.960 You're working on some stuff, thinking about some stuff. 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:25.160 Thinking is hard. I'm ready for my brain to turn off. 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:28.399 I mean I sound like deaths is. 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:31.760 Yeah, it does. It's so weird. It's like I want 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:35.960 to be alive. But also like, I'm not working this week, and. 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:40.159 You've been home off for like two days, two days, 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:42.720