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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Oh hello, howdy, howdy friends.

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Speaker 1: I've got no horses in the merge.

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Speaker 3: You guys can't see, but we're wearing pretty much the

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Speaker 3: same outfit today.

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Speaker 2: Were wearing denim tuxedos, denimon dinims, denims on denims.

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Speaker 1: You look like Mexican cowboys or Canadian something else.

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Speaker 2: Canadian thoughts, Canadian thoughts. That's where we are. Row Dio

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Speaker 2: drives yay.

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Speaker 3: You know, we hang out a lot, but there's like

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Speaker 3: rare occasions that we have similar outfits.

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Speaker 1: I don't know when we, uh, we hosted a show

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Speaker 1: together that was monthly, and we would show up and

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Speaker 1: have on similar stuff.

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Speaker 2: Often, I like, says you also doing this. Both of

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Speaker 2: us got overall, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: We both show up wearing plaid. Or we'd both show

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Speaker 1: up wearing the same color.

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Speaker 2: Shorts, shorts with crop tops.

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Speaker 1: Right, or we both have on a blazer like this.

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Speaker 1: You know, this is what happens when you're cute.

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Speaker 2: Factual, that's a fact. These are facts. A solo episode week,

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Speaker 2: what's going on? Friend? You got your hair done?

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Speaker 3: I hate it. It's not I mean, it's false. She

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Speaker 3: always does a great job. It's just I try to

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Speaker 3: do something different. I tried to get a different color

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Speaker 3: on the top, like at first, I want an on break.

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Speaker 3: First of all, I came in there chaotic, like I

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Speaker 3: didn't know what the sound, and I didn't have an

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Speaker 3: example of what I wanted her to do.

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Speaker 2: You just a photo, You just it's wrong. As a

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Speaker 2: black woman.

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Speaker 1: You got to rip the photo out of a magazine,

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Speaker 1: or you gotta find a Google image or have the

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Speaker 1: screenshot of the Instagram that you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: You have to give them something to look at while

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Speaker 3: they're doing your hair. And I gave her pretty much nothing.

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Speaker 3: And at first I was like, Oh, this color is

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Speaker 3: gonna look great, and then I realized that I want

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Speaker 3: something drastic.

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Speaker 2: But I'm pretty much okay with being the same.

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Speaker 3: Like I've had the same hair hairstyle. I had the

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Speaker 3: same hairstyle for ten years. And then eventually you guys

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Speaker 3: were so tired of my bang oh am I wig okay?

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Speaker 1: Can we can we just say that when I met Sidney,

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Speaker 1: she would never not have her forehead covered. She was like,

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Speaker 1: my forehead is too big. I can't not have bangs.

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Speaker 1: She she had straight across bangs across her forehead. I

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Speaker 1: had Nicki Minaj. Yeah, China Galla. She had a like

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Speaker 1: it was bumped. It wasn't like a flat, and it

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Speaker 1: wasn't like too short like remember when Beyonce had eyebrows.

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Speaker 2: When jay Z cheated on her. Sorry I'm sorry, Sorry,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 1: So then we made fun of Sidney until she changed

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Speaker 1: her hairstyle, right, is that what happened.

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Speaker 3: That's what happened, you guys. You and Adrian pressured me

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Speaker 3: to like, come on, girl, you ain't tired. And even

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Speaker 3: my hairstylist at the time, she's like, I'm so bored

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Speaker 3: doing this and I was like, okay, well you guys

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Speaker 2: It went with everything. It was good. But it's good

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Speaker 2: to switch it up sometimes, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Hit us with a middle part, something drastic, along, weave

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Speaker 1: down to your knees, maybe like a fifty seven inch

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Speaker 1: you know something, keep us on our toes. It could

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Speaker 1: still all be the same color, but you take risks

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Speaker 1: and it's I have no hair now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, scalp is freezing and it's wonderful. But I feel

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Speaker 3: like I'm not that person like I want to. I

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Speaker 3: wish I could be that person. And sometimes I look

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Speaker 3: at my Instagram page and I'm like, am I this boring?

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Speaker 2: Am I talking about? Am I? I have the same

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Speaker 2: face and hair and everything.

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Speaker 1: It's like, oh, so you couldn't do the DMX challenge.

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Speaker 2: Post one? What was the DMX challenge?

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Speaker 1: You know that song with him and Cisco and he's

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Speaker 1: saying all the women's names.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it.

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Speaker 1: Was Keisha, Tisha, Marie Sydney about three and and it's

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Speaker 1: so you're supposed to post a photo of you with

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Speaker 1: a different hairstyle for every name that he says to

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Speaker 1: the song. That's what the DMX challenge is. Uh, as well,

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Speaker 1: you didn't do it because you had ten years of

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Speaker 1: the same bangs. I was the same, Yes, but you

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Speaker 1: don't have to change the style, the color. You could

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Speaker 1: change the style. I mean you were hitting us with

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Speaker 1: a year of wigs we have.

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Speaker 2: We could do a year in review of wigs. I

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Speaker 2: hated every single last one.

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Speaker 3: And because I went to the beauty supply store and

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Speaker 3: I just I didn't have the budget or I did

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Speaker 3: and I just wasn't budgeting correctly and I would have

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Speaker 3: like the second second shelf wigs on which were not

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Speaker 2: So not well not well wig also not a top.

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Speaker 3: Shelf, so it was in the middle, so it's just

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Speaker 3: a party and it's like four or five of the

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Speaker 3: seven bitches with the same wig on the same goddamn bar.

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Speaker 2: My god, is that you were in sensation? No we

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Speaker 2: ring Tanya.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's an old Tanya. That's the twenty eighteen where

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Speaker 1: the ends were so ravel that you cut them yourself,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, no, it's a tyrant.

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Speaker 2: It's like, that's a Tanya with a little cut up.

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Speaker 1: That's a jagged edged Tanya. Okay, Tanya, I can tell yes, Okay.

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Speaker 1: But then so you stopped doing the wigs, and then

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Speaker 1: you've been hitting us with these these Pocahonta's braids for

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Speaker 1: a moment.

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Speaker 2: But they're look good, they look good, and they just

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Speaker 3: And I'm like super lazy, and I don't have time

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Speaker 3: to be switching shit up every single week. And now

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Speaker 3: I'm right now I'm just miserable because it's like I'm

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Speaker 3: realizing I don't like change.

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Speaker 2: I need change, and I don't like it.

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Speaker 3: And my hair is a reflection of who I am

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Speaker 1: That's so crazy because I'm all about change and on

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Speaker 1: the cusp of so many changes in my life right now,

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Speaker 1: and I legit chopped on my hair off, so like

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Speaker 4: Fascinating.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is deep, it's awful. It's not awful, though.

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Speaker 1: Your hair looks good.

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Speaker 1: So. You said you wanted something on Brad but you

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Speaker 2: Was the Ombre hair? I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't like what they had at the beauty supply store.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because ombre hair the good stuff you got to

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Speaker 3: Yep, that's and I didn't know that. I didn't realize that.

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Speaker 3: And because I'm not a hair person. There's some people

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Speaker 3: who are just they live for it. They researched, they

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Speaker 3: YouTube hy you got it together.

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Speaker 1: I cannot because when I decide I want to change

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Speaker 1: my hair, I researched excessively. Like I'm on Pinterest boards,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm looking at lipstick alley dot com to see

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Speaker 2: I'm googling things.

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Speaker 1: I'm putting hashtags into Instagram because I need to know

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Speaker 1: if I can do it myself, and if I can't,

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Speaker 1: how much it's gonna cost. So I cause I can't.

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Speaker 1: Like my hair has always been such.

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Speaker 1: It was almost consuming me too much at times, like

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Speaker 1: it look natural and blah blah blah blah blah, And

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Speaker 1: it was like I was tired of having hair, and

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Speaker 1: I decided I wanted to cut it, and everyone.

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Speaker 2: Told me not to cut it. And my mother still

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Speaker 1: She saw it on Monday for the first time and

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Speaker 1: she was like, yuck, And my mother needs to chop

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Speaker 1: her hair off, but she she'd rather hold on to

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Speaker 2: Then that's what we do.

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Speaker 3: That's the title of the fucking episode, holding on to

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Speaker 3: the Strands, because it's just like I I want to

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Speaker 3: evolve as a person, but at the same Edges Gone, Edges, Snatched, Edges, Deceit.

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Speaker 2: Naomi Campbell Edges.

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Speaker 3: That's the name of the Naomi Edges camble Edges. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's what it is. That's what's going on, and so.

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Speaker 2: The change is good.

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Speaker 1: But if you're not ready for it, you could there's

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Speaker 1: different types of things that you can change.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: I think your hair looks nice. I think that the

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Speaker 1: braids look good. I think the color is fine. If

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Speaker 2: I don't have time.

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Speaker 3: I don't have time because you know, I'm going to

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Speaker 3: carpet and I have to look fucking fantastic.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, then that means you need to dig it out.

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Speaker 2: I'm taking it. I'm getting it done on Thursday.

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Speaker 1: But it's because you're gonna watch those videos later and

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Speaker 2: You're furious. Oh, I don't play those games.

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Speaker 3: I need to be one thousand percent comfortable because sometimes

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Speaker 3: I'll say it. I don't mind putting it on record,

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Speaker 3: but sometimes, you know, my work is a little thrown together.

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Speaker 2: So but if I look impeccable.

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Speaker 1: Impeccable, impeccably dress, you were.

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Speaker 2: Like, I can't really tell what she's saying because she's

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Speaker 2: fucking stunning.

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 2: That is also a tactic of mine.

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Speaker 3: When it comes to comedy, and it's so sad, but

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Speaker 3: it's just like it's the truth of mine.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it's but it's not said because my logic

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Speaker 1: when I do it is well, even if they don't

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Speaker 1: think I'm funny, they don't think I look fantastic, So

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna be able to call me ugly, but

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Speaker 1: you might not laugh at anything.

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Speaker 2: That I say.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but when I put when there was a video

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Speaker 3: of me that like, I did a set and they like,

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Speaker 3: no one called me ugly, but also no one called

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Speaker 3: me funny. I was just waiting for an ugly I

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Speaker 3: was like, somebody make fun of me. Nothing, just like, wow,

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Speaker 2: No people, some people.

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Speaker 3: Thought I was funny, but for the most part, I

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Speaker 3: was like, oh these comments her.

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Speaker 2: But nobody but nobody called you ugly friend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And truthfully, that's what they see when you walk

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Speaker 1: down the street, friend, or when you jump from your

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Speaker 1: uber to the door, because they can't tell how funny

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Speaker 1: you are. You are not when you're walking down the street,

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Speaker 1: but they can see how good you look and that

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Speaker 1: is a compliment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but this this is my job.

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Speaker 3: That's how people know that I'm looney. I give hugs immediately.

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Speaker 3: If it wasn't for procrastination, who knows you haven't you

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Speaker 2: You definitely. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, so I'm just I'm going through a crisis right

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Speaker 1: Oh like the stairs from Wayside High. Yeah, I remember

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Speaker 2: I can go on vacation now. I you paid for

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Speaker 1: But Sydney, that's wild because this job is not going

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 2: So now you know how you feel.

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Speaker 1: When you're not working, and I think that should be

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Speaker 1: gonna be. Yeah, okay, make some monties, gather some coins.

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Speaker 1: Because we've we've all we were with you when you

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Speaker 2: Shout out to Comedy Central. I love y'all.

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Speaker 3: I'm one of those people that we in a relationship

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Speaker 2: But I truly thank you. I want to give you

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Speaker 3: And it's you know, it's just you need a purpose

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Speaker 3: am best at doing absolutely nothing, truthfully, same, laying in

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Speaker 3: my bed, just like, we'll see what We'll see what happens.

444
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,439
Speaker 3: I'll check my email.

445
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,320
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out. Something will something will come. I

446
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,000
Speaker 2: love I love a We'll figure it out from the heart. Yeah, right.

447
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,280
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard somebody say.

448
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,040
Speaker 1: It and know that they meant it like, I'll figure

449
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,000
Speaker 1: it out like that is the most genous aquaf raise

450
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Speaker 1: in the English.

451
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's the problem. Like I did the you know,

452
00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:50,960
Speaker 3: we'll figure it out. When I went to Abiza and

453
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,680
Speaker 3: then we were displaced, I'm on the side of the

454
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,640
Speaker 3: road throwing up.

455
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Speaker 2: We had no money.

456
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Speaker 1: It was just but that wasn't a bees baby. You

457
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,120
Speaker 1: are poor amongst the richest people in.

458
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,919
Speaker 2: The world, which is sadder. Friends, which is fun.

459
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,320
Speaker 1: You did figure it out because you made it back

460
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,800
Speaker 1: to New York and there's no throw up in your

461
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:10,920
Speaker 1: braids right now, right.

462
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,160
Speaker 3: But that's why we love New York because we feel

463
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,480
Speaker 3: like we're amongst people who are also doing bad.

464
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,080
Speaker 2: Oh, these people doing worse than you.

465
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,320
Speaker 3: Yes, but that's why New York feels so safe, because

466
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,879
Speaker 3: it's like, well, if I just opened my eyes a

467
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,359
Speaker 3: little bit wider. There's somebody who phone just fell into tracks,

468
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,760
Speaker 3: and the bitch went in the tracks and almost got

469
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Speaker 3: hit by a train.

470
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Speaker 2: Yes, come on, phone suicide. It's a new phone. Okay,

471
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:37,119
Speaker 2: kill yourself exactly.

472
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Speaker 3: So I mean, hmm, I'm just trying to figure out

473
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Speaker 3: what's like. What's more, I watched Dave Chappelle's special on

474
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:49,080
Speaker 3: Netflix and was truly blown away by you know, that's

475
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:52,640
Speaker 3: the point of I already know that I got everybody

476
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 3: in the palm of my hands, and I'm literally just

477
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 3: gonna push it to the limit. I'm not gonna do

478
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,040
Speaker 3: shit for you to like me. I'm doing stuff that

479
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Speaker 3: I truly believe. It's funny to me. Well, and it's great.

480
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,440
Speaker 3: That's what you can do when you're Dave Chappelle.

481
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,879
Speaker 1: You know, when you're rich and you're a black man,

482
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,920
Speaker 1: and you've people have said the worst thing they could

483
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,920
Speaker 1: possibly say about you already, and you're just doing stuff

484
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 1: for the love of doing stuff, you know what I mean.

485
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Speaker 3: But besides that, I mean, remember when he walked away

486
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Speaker 3: from fifty million.

487
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,680
Speaker 2: Dollars and people said he was insane.

488
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:27,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's just I love seeing the special knowing

489
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,399
Speaker 3: how far he's come to get to where he is

490
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Speaker 3: right now.

491
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Speaker 2: Okay, well I have to see it because I've heard

492
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:36,000
Speaker 2: good things. Yeah, I mean it's problematic. Well we love

493
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Speaker 2: a problematic place. It is your piece, it's arch.

494
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,800
Speaker 3: It's definitely that uncle that's at the end of the

495
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving table saying everything.

496
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Speaker 1: Oh what is like? They're like, did he drink brown liquor?

497
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:49,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I gonna see Oh my goodness. Yeah, problematic,

498
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,880
Speaker 1: but it's great every bit. I was like, he's such

499
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,199
Speaker 1: a good storyteller. He's like, he's such a in his

500
00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 1: own right, just beyond a genius.

501
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 2: He's to beance comedy.

502
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:04,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would say that, except he doesn't dress

503
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,880
Speaker 1: as well as she does.

504
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 2: When he doesn't have to, it's comedy. You know. I

505
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 2: think I'm about to let myself go. I wore sneakers

506
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,960
Speaker 2: for two weeks straight on stage, and is letting yourself go.

507
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 2: I was like, I might have to do that.

508
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 1: That's like, what did you just consider sneakers like stretch pants? Yeah,

509
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 1: when you put some, when you perform in some sweatpants,

510
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 1: then you let yourself go.

511
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 2: But some sneakers, I feel, baby, it's comedy. It's casual.

512
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 2: That's what we're doing.

513
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:32,440
Speaker 4: Wow.

514
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,160
Speaker 2: Did you guys hear that? Yeah? I did. It went

515
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 2: from ear to ears casual and it went, Oh really,

516
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 2: that's the power that you have, casual.

517
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Speaker 1: I mean, look at godfriend, your hair is growing in. Cute,

518
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 1: it is growing in, isn't it crazy?

519
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 2: Wow?

520
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 4: So cute?

521
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's working. I just wanted to grow more.

522
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 1: I feel like like it's gonna take me longer than

523
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Speaker 1: I thought, you know, to be able to diet blonde.

524
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Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think I like think two weeks. Yeah.

525
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you got actually want to platinum

526
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 1: blonde or like white, like white blonde.

527
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 4: Wow, mm hmm. I'm not sure how that would look.

528
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,359
Speaker 2: We don't know, No one cares. She could just die

529
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,159
Speaker 2: my back right.

530
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Speaker 1: If it's white, then we'll just put some color on

531
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 1: the white, right, literally sharp be it in.

532
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 3: There's this girl on Instagram that I'm truly in love with,

533
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 3: and I mean she is your She is basically your

534
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 3: hair enspo because she had a really short haircut then

535
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 3: she went bald.

536
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,919
Speaker 2: She's dyed it every color. I mean, she's got the

537
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 2: face right.

538
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: I feel like this is the length because I've never

539
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 1: dyed my actual hair.

540
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 2: Ever, I've never dyed it.

541
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Speaker 1: I've never colored it because I'm like, well, you know,

542
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 1: I don't want it to fall out. I don't want

543
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 1: to because it was too much. But now it's like

544
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 1: it's going. If it falls out, then I'm just back

545
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 1: to where I.

546
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:49,120
Speaker 3: Was, which is literally to so freeing. You're like living

547
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,439
Speaker 3: everybody's dreams right now. And you're just lucky that you

548
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 3: have a good head and you have a good face,

549
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 3: and it's just you're blessed.

550
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Speaker 2: You have a great hairline. It's actually pretty rude, you know,

551
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 2: to have a good hairline. Yeah, nah, my hairline is

552
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 2: not a good friend.

553
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 1: It's I'm massaged it today with some Haitian castor oil,

554
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 1: you know, so that it can freaking back up.

555
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,160
Speaker 2: Andrew, do you know what edges are?

556
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: No?

557
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 4: You guys always talk about edges, and I'm not really

558
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 4: sure that is.

559
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 2: All of this. Well, I'm lacking them.

560
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 4: And Marie, why are you lacking them?

561
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 2: Just like she been doing these tight ass braids.

562
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 3: It's life years, Okay, It's it's simple. It's the patriarchy.

563
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 3: It's taken out racism.

564
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 2: The snatched ridges.

565
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 4: Your edges are still intact? Well?

566
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 2: Mine are?

567
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 1: You know?

568
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 2: We're trying to fill them back in.

569
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 3: Okay, they were sparse, but now they're growing in because

570
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 3: she shaved her.

571
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 4: Right here, got it? Okay?

572
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 2: Interesting, I mean, your hairline looks healthy.

573
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Speaker 4: You know. I was thinking about like completely cutting off

574
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 4: all my hair for like the past like two years.

575
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 2: I don't know, I really why.

576
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 4: I feel like my face is my head is like

577
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 4: way too round though that I would look like a

578
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 4: like a basketball Literally, you do have.

579
00:24:59,040 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 2: A round face.

580
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I think it would be weird. It would

581
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 4: be weird. But I feel like, also the same thing.

582
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 4: I keep on going back to the barber and it's

583
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 4: just like the same thing. He knows me now, He's like, okay,

584
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 4: we know what you're doing.

585
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,199
Speaker 1: So okay, so but if but I feel like for you,

586
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 1: if you shave, if you buzz it short, it'll still

587
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 1: grow back properly.

588
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 4: Oh yeah absolutely. But I'm like, sometimes when you look

589
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 4: and the like, when you're having like an episode and

590
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 4: looking at your hair, you want to get the rid

591
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,439
Speaker 4: of that first, you know.

592
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like that's what happened to Angela Bassett in

593
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: Waiting to Exhale. Yeah, she had beautiful hair and she

594
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: was like, cut it all off, and Loretta Devine was

595
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 1: like nah, and then she picked up the scissors and

596
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: she threatened to do it herself and she was like

597
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: sit in the damn chair until the Bassett whatever her

598
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 1: name was. But yeah, I mean, I feel like, start

599
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,199
Speaker 1: with your hair. Sidney switches up.

600
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 2: She ain't like it. She gonna change it again, and I.

601
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 4: Need to switch something up. But yeah, maybe the hair

602
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,679
Speaker 4: is the good end there, honestly, But you do have

603
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 4: a round face. I know it's too round. You're gonna

604
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 4: look like a little baby, I know, truly, But like

605
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 4: that's cool, right, that's cool. A lot of guys are.

606
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know, we know the pedophilia that's been going on.

607
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 2: It's rapid.

608
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 4: Kevin's space, it's weird. Yeah.

609
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: So, Sydney, you're getting ready to go to LA. Let's

610
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,439
Speaker 1: talk about that. Where you staying, who you staying with?

611
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: How long you're gonna be there? Will you be.

612
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: Back just for a couple of days. I'll be at

613
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 2: the Beverly Hills SLS baby.

614
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: SLS very very nice, okay, bus service, very.

615
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 2: Gorgeous, gorgeous.

616
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 3: I will be going live in the room just so

617
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 3: people know it's there. I mean, it's this episode is

618
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 3: going to go out and I'm already going to be there.

619
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Speaker 1: But yes, yes, yes, yes, but Sidney Will have had

620
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: gone live and you missed it. If you're listening to

621
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: this and you didn't see it, you missed it.

622
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 4: Yes, you saved the life stories though, right.

623
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Speaker 2: You can save them for like twenty four hours they live, right?

624
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 4: Yes?

625
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,719
Speaker 2: I don't know why people do that.

626
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 4: It's weird.

627
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, like how lit was your life that you got

628
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 2: to save it?

629
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Speaker 5: So the people who weren't here, the people who are

630
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,120
Speaker 5: at work can now see the lives and it's like,

631
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 5: how many.

632
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 3: People were following you on this live anyway? Maybe not enough?

633
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 2: That's why. That's where you're like, well let me.

634
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,919
Speaker 1: Unless something epeak happened during your life, why are you

635
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: saving it?

636
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 2: Nothing is epic happening. It's so sad. A lot of

637
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,479
Speaker 2: times people go live and it's like are you at

638
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 2: a concert?

639
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 6: Right?

640
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 2: Is this church? You live? During the altar call? Like

641
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 2: people are weird.

642
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 3: We're all looking for attention, that's all it is, like

643
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 3: we're dying for it. It's it's so important to be

644
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 3: seen and felt seen and likes and comments, and it's

645
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 3: just like what am I here for? And you you

646
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 3: don't get that gratification anywhere else except social media.

647
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 2: It's instant.

648
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 1: Well, you want everybody to see how good you look,

649
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: or you want everybody to see them braves with the

650
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: beads on it that you got on your Jamaican vacation

651
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: or whatever y'all he posted. But I feel like some people,

652
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 1: the people I guess who keep their accounts on all private,

653
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: don't care, but they still care.

654
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't understand private account No private.

655
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 3: Private is if you have a stalker, if you have

656
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 3: people that you don't know are following you and you

657
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 3: don't want them to follow you.

658
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 4: No, because it's usually like the most boring people that have.

659
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like regular regular, it'd be like your mom.

660
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.

661
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 2: Here's a photo of sliced oranges for Jackson's.

662
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 4: So I'm not going to put it publicly because I

663
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 4: don't want anybody to see it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want anybody to know that I'm not home

665
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: so they can't rob me when I'm not just stopping shop.

666
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it is. I don't know.

667
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 1: I have no idea what that is. But there are

668
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: people who are on social media just to see what

669
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 1: other people are doing. They don't even post anything.

670
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 4: That's so weird, and that's.

671
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 2: Is that weirder than a private account. You have an

672
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 2: account just so you the see stuff.

673
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 4: That's yea, why not?

674
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't watch TV because I'll be watching

675
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 3: instant stories.

676
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, ah okay.

677
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 3: On another episode of this bitch went out and none

678
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 3: of her friends are hanging out with her, and so

679
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 3: she's in a corner just you know, mimicking all the

680
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 3: lyrics and music videos or music songs, music songs, yes,

681
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 3: music video music song started with rap songs, you know

682
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 3: what music songs?

683
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah.

684
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people go out and they

685
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: don't have a good time. They just want you to

686
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: see what they look like. We were out last night,

687
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: and I guess it's we were we discovered the new

688
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: uh the new Black People bbq's see see Yeah. But

689
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: it was like everybody was dressed up and had a

690
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: twenty two inch yaky ponytail and they were all celebrating

691
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: their birthday with a face full of Mac makeup and.

692
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 2: It was like highlighter hard right, and they were like

693
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 2: iglight it. The table next to us, the girl just

694
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 2: had her friend taking photos of her and her man

695
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 2: and her man in his target T shirt. And it

696
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 2: was like, but she put a look on.

697
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 3: I said, I never felt more sorry for anybody than

698
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 3: me looking at that girl just taking pictures of this

699
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 3: couple that it's like, I know she's not jealous of

700
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:52,719
Speaker 3: her friend, but come here for that. Let me tell

701
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 3: you she was young at thirty something. When you hand

702
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 3: your friend to take a picture of you and your

703
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 3: signific other at a restaurant celebrating your day, it's it's weird.

704
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 2: Get somebody else to do it.

705
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 1: There's gotta my friend, somebody else to get Yeah, the

706
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: waiter gotta take it.

707
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 2: What you talking about? He gets minimum wage? Just fine?

708
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 2: Here for this. Let me tell you what are the specials?

709
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: Right, his thumb gonna be in it, the tray's gonna

710
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: be in it, his his his jacket sleeve is gonna

711
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: block the flash this.

712
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 3: You're gonna ask me to take the photo, and you're

713
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 3: gonna tell I'm not gonna want to really take the picture.

714
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 2: By the picture, you.

715
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 3: Ever see somebody who just really, truly doesn't want to

716
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 3: take the end They take it.

717
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 2: In the shows. So you should only have people who

718
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 2: are very passionate about the waiter at the restaurant that

719
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: I'm mad.

720
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 3: Listen when I was, when I was hold on, hold on,

721
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 3: when I was working, and I thought that I was

722
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 3: gonna get better tips. Bitch, let me say, oh girl,

723
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 3: fix your shoulder, get your pasture together, get that swoop

724
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 3: of air. I would do everything in an a. You

725
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 3: see the extra dollar fifty dollars tips?

726
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 2: You saw the table in question? Was they gonna give

727
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 2: an extra ten for a photo for a photo for

728
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 2: the ground.

729
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, there comes a point where you ask

730
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 3: a friend to take photos of you, and it gets

731
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 3: it gets sad in disrespect, does it?

732
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 2: Snia?

733
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: I feel like you are queen of asking people to

734
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: take photos of you.

735
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 3: We both take pictures of each other, and we are

736
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 3: very passionate about taking pictures of each other.

737
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 2: So there's that. No one is more passionate about photography

738
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 2: than you are. A friend.

739
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: You are queen. You're always ready to pose. You always

740
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: got you always got a look and a pose in

741
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: a face in an angle. Right, I disagree. These are lies.

742
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: People have seen your Instagram.

743
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: You're lying as well.

744
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: You're always ready as well, Mike, I'm not always ready.

745
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: I don't take photos at the drop of a hat.

746
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: This is something that you do, friend, you be prepared.

747
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, we look on Marie's insta, let's go right now,

748
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 3: photo pon photo, pose, pon post nothing. You don't have

749
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 3: a regular photo in there?

750
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 2: That okay?

751
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: Because I shot a bunch of photos in a session.

752
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: You are, at any given time, are ready to take

753
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: a picture at an Applebee's, in a waiting room, in

754
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: a hitting room, of a tzara at the at the

755
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: colleges office.

756
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 2: My page bus stop.

757
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 1: Okay, But I'm not saying that you're posting photos all

758
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: the time. I'm saying that you are always taking them.

759
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if I agree with that.

760
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 1: All right, I don't need you to agree. I already know,

761
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: Like I'll be sitting next to you and you'll be

762
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: taking photos.

763
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 2: I'll be there disagree.

764
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: If anybody don't take or post photos, it's Andrew Goes.

765
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: His page hasn't been updated since twenty sixteen. Oh my god.

766
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 3: And it's just like, what are you using the listeners for?

767
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out like you get in these listeners,

768
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 3: but what you've given them?

769
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 4: I post on my story hmm. I like stories.

770
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 2: What we what were we doing before? Stories?

771
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 6: Uh?

772
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 4: Just posts? Yeah, and they were boring. This is great

773
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 4: they changed. I haven't posted in a while. No cute pics.

774
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 4: I don't have you guys around to take pictures of

775
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 4: me all the time.

776
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: So, well, who are your friends? Who?

777
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 4: Not photographers?

778
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 2: I can tell her that, But wait, who are your friends?

779
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 4: Though? Who are my friends? Did you want names?

780
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 2: No?

781
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 3: Just like what kind of people are they? Because I've

782
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 3: met some of them, but not like your core.

783
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't.

784
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 3: I couldn't point them out in the lineup at all,

785
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 3: of course, right right, so you know what that means.

786
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 7: They all got lazy eyes?

787
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 2: Who like, who is your going to Fire Island crew?

788
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 4: We're not going to Fire Island. I don't have a

789
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 4: fireland crew. I don't have any gay male friends either,

790
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 4: which is like weird. And I back and forth with

791
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 4: it because I see all these gays and they all

792
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 4: go to Fire Island. They they they all have a group. Yeah,

793
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 4: but I'm just like, is it weird that I don't

794
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 4: have that? But I feel like a lot of gay

795
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 4: men are feeling that right now, because like the people

796
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 4: that do go to Fire Island, they'll post up and

797
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 4: make everyone else feel bad.

798
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what the point is. That's what some

799
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 1: of these posts.

800
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 4: The purpose of them is so true and it's working.

801
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: Every So you're watching it from your house or you're

802
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: watching it from your cafeteria at work, and you're like, damn,

803
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: but why.

804
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to figure out who these friends andrew, Like,

805
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 3: who are the people?

806
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 2: So they're not gay? Yeah, they're straight straight pep. I

807
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 2: think it's a lot of women.

808
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 4: It's mostly like queer women. Yeah, but I have like

809
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 4: a few straight male friends as well.

810
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 2: But you dump those people?

811
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 4: Those are No, they're fun? Are they're fun? Yeah?

812
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 2: Straight male friends. Oh so you definitely fucked them then, no,

813
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 2: on your way? What are you thinking about it? No?

814
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 4: They have girlfriends? God, no, no, no, no, no, no.

815
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,280
Speaker 2: Tony Morrison would tell you about that. Tony Morrison.

816
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently her husband was cheating on her with a man.

817
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 2: Wait. I thought that was the lady that wrote How

818
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 2: Still Got Her Groove Back?

819
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 4: Oh?

820
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 2: Yes, not Tony Morrison. Yeah, my bad. I'm not rest

821
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 2: in peace, Tony. Okay, cut that out. Cut that out, lady.

822
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 4: You're being so generous that these cuts lately. Never before

823
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 4: have you been like cut that out. Cut that out, cut.

824
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 2: It out, cut it out, And.

825
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 4: Maybe listeners aren't even hearing that cut it out that

826
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 4: I'm hearing because we've cut every other part that you say,

827
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 4: cut it out.

828
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 2: Work, Andrews. Sometimes, you know how long you've been doing the.

829
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 4: Pod for coming up on a.

830
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 2: Year, So finally we're making you do this a little

831
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 2: bit extra work.

832
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 4: Come on now, No, no, no, I'm used to not

833
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 4: doing work and I'm comfortable doing that.

834
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 3: Okay, Well things have changed. My hair has changed, and

835
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 3: you have as well, and the pod as well.

836
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not changing. I'm not changing. We're keeping it in.

837
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 2: Oh wait, so who I got to talk to Alex?

838
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 5: Oh my god, we're telling dad.

839
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 3: Okay, so let's go back to the part where we're

840
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,720
Speaker 3: not cutting. Yeah, it doesn't matter if somebody has a girlfriend,

841
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 3: they can still cheat with a gay man.

842
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, that's the takeaway.

843
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 1: All right.

844
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 2: Sure, I mean, I guess these things happen. You know,

845
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 2: people feel how they feel.

846
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: We had a whole episode of this podcast where a

847
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 1: woman had never been with a woman before, and she

848
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: was with her boyfriend for I don't know how many years,

849
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: four or five years.

850
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 2: They got engaged and then she started hooking up with

851
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 2: her best friend. Yeah, her married best friend.

852
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 3: Which is weird because it's just like if you all

853
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 3: of a sudden have feelings for your best friend, were

854
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 3: you did? You always have feelings. It's just I don't

855
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 3: know that's for you to hook up with your best

856
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 3: friend right before you get married. That means you've been

857
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 3: thinking about your best friend for a minute. It doesn't

858
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 3: just all of a sudden happen, but feelings developed. It

859
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 3: takes time.

860
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, but it happened, and it needs a boil

861
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 4: up to that.

862
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, absolutely, But they had never they had never hooked.

863
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 1: Up, and they were friends from college, and the friends

864
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: has a child and a husband and a house and

865
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: a mortgage.

866
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if she still got all

867
00:36:59,120 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 2: them things.

868
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 4: Now do you consider that cheating? Yes, you said before

869
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 4: that it wasn't cheating. You said that if one of

870
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 4: the straight guy friends like cheated on their girlfriend with

871
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 4: a guy, you said that that was okay. That I

872
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 4: feel like you had.

873
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 3: I've never said that. I've never said that. I said

874
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 3: it is cheating.

875
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 2: Is cheating? Is cheating? Is a cheater cheat? To us?

876
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 2: That's why there's a show called because you're a cheat.

877
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 2: You cheat.

878
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, wait, but what was the point that

879
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:35,919
Speaker 1: you were trying to make before then?

880
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 2: About what?

881
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, didn't you You definitely said something along those lines.

882
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 2: I've never said that, right?

883
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 4: Are you looking on this?

884
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: He said that his friends are straight, but they have girlfriends,

885
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: and you said so, so, yeah.

886
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 3: That doesn't mean just because they have a girlfriend, that

887
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 3: doesn't mean that they can't cheat on them with you.

888
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: That she didn't say cheating was okay, It wasn't cheating.

889
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 1: She's saying they can cheat.

890
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 3: You heard what you wanted to hear and cheating anyway.

891
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 3: Did we talk about anything today? Accomplished anything? We're accomplishing

892
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 3: so much. I'm really I'm proud of what we're doing.

893
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 3: It's just, you know, I've never had feelings for a friend.

894
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 2: That's I think that's strange.

895
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 3: There will be movies where that happens, like right before

896
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 3: the person gets married, their best friend is like, but

897
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 3: I love you, and it's just like what.

898
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 2: But in those movies, they've always had a crush or

899
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 2: or they.

900
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: They've always just been really really cool and the other

901
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 1: person was like a playboy or something, you know, like

902
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 1: an Ashton Kutch or something stupid like that, and then

903
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: when they see that their friend is getting married, that's

904
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: when all the feelings come rushing in and it's like, oh,

905
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: I'm about to lose my best friend, love of my life.

906
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 2: I'm here for a rom com, I'm here for it.

907
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 4: I'm not one of my friends.

908
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 2: Because I knew you had sex with one of your friends. Yeah,

909
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 2: because it's Andrew, one of your straight friends.

910
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, but he was. He is bisexual, and

911
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 4: I knew that he like had a crush on me,

912
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 4: and we were like going out and everything. We'd never

913
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 4: really addressed it, and we had sex that night and

914
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 4: it was like literally one of the best sexual encounters

915
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 4: I've ever had.

916
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 2: And it could happened what happened.

917
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 4: And then we never hung out again. Oh once one

918
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,439
Speaker 4: more time, but I was like, it's weird now.

919
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 2: But it was like that's why you're not supposed to

920
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 2: about your friend.

921
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 4: I know, but it was. It was great though, It

922
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 4: was fantastic.

923
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 2: So did you ever reach out to him?

924
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 4: Yeah? We we texted a little bit and we tried

925
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 4: like hanging out again. We were like, no, we don't

926
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 4: want to have sex again. We don't even want to

927
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 4: have we don't want to go out.

928
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 2: Again, We don't want to be friends again.

929
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 4: No, and he also moved, So what did you move to?

930
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 2: Somewhere gross? Like Seattle? Okay, Portland?

931
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: There we go, There we go, baby dead, there we

932
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: go dead the way, there we go.

933
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 2: Well, I've never hooked up with a friend.

934
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 4: No, it was great because I was like because I

935
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 4: I feel like I was like banking in on like

936
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 4: the fact that he had a crush on me for

937
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,240
Speaker 4: so long, So like that was like a.

938
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what about you know someone has had a

939
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: crush on you for so long you hook up with

940
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: them and is bad?

941
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 2: What about that? Oh?

942
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was not the experience, though I had

943
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 4: great sex.

944
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 3: If we're friends, friendship is more important. No, friendship is

945
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 3: more important than penis. Yeah, friendship is more important than

946
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 3: a hookup, especially if you've had hookups before.

947
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 2: You know what, you know what it is, it's worth it.

948
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: But if Andrew's life was a was a rom com, Okay,

949
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: this is weird. If Andrews life was a rom com,

950
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: then he would hook up with his friend, it'd be

951
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: the best sex he ever had, and then they would

952
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: get married.

953
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 4: Them should say real though, So there's that I didn't

954
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 4: value Sorry, Sorry, sorry, Cody.

955
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 2: I'm assuming his name was like Corbin or something like that.

956
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 4: We're off, but we're not revealing it either.

957
00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 2: Okay, Kyle, Colin, Colin, Andrew like black dudes.

958
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 4: It was not a black guy.

959
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 2: Ah, so I was right with the Colin the corbyins.

960
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 4: Colin was the black guy, like, I can't tell it.

961
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 2: See now you got to do now, you gotta do

962
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 2: your cut?

963
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 4: No, no, no, he said, he stopped listening to the podcast.

964
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 2: That's what he told you, babe, babe.

965
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: When people say they don't listen to the podcast, look, okay,

966
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: so let's just say this. We love talking to you,

967
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 1: we love talking to each other, and then y'all listening

968
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 1: and enjoy it.

969
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: That's awesome.

970
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: I think that that's fantastic because we would be having

971
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: these conversations without you guys if.

972
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 2: We didn't anyways, which we do.

973
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: And the conversations that we have we're not recording. Who

974
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 1: so much hotter and sweeter than this. But when people

975
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: tell us they're listening to the podcast, it makes us

976
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 1: feel like like when people we know or that we're

977
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 1: dealing with or working or whatever, it makes us feel like,

978
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: damn they gonna hear this and judge me for it

979
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,359
Speaker 1: or damn.

980
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 2: Now, I can't care.

981
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: I can't say I can't talk about this specific person.

982
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 3: I don't care about getting judged because people are gonna

983
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 3: judge you anyway. It's just more about like, oh, I

984
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 3: feel like you know too much?

985
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

986
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 3: Like that exists. Yeah, I don't want you to know

987
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 3: that side of me. That's all it is, which is

988
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 3: it happens. Everybody gets different sides. If you think you're

989
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 3: getting all of one person all the time, you're fucking

990
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 3: crazy and you're delusional.

991
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 2: No, you're John Legend. You think he's not getting all

992
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 2: of Chrissy Tigancauz love me. Yeah, I loved all of her,

993
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 2: joun Legend, all of it.

994
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 3: Well, people can be with somebody every single day and

995
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 3: still not know something is going on.

996
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 2: That's wrong.

997
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, anyone, it sounds like we're getting into

998
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: suns now. I'm just saying that, you know that is true.

999
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,760
Speaker 3: Yes, there's people, you know, when I was an alcoholic,

1000
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 3: there's people who didn't even know that I was fucking struggling.

1001
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 2: So there's that. There's also that here we are telling

1002
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 2: the truth. Tell truth and shame.

1003
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 3: Shame the devil. The lives will never thrive. On the

1004
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 3: unofficial expert, I don't know.

1005
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: Liing is fun, So keep doing it if you're doing

1006
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 1: it fun, if it brings you joy and it's protecting

1007
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: the people that you love, lot of them.

1008
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 2: You gotta be really good at lying. That's the thing.

1009
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 3: Like, if you're just an inconsiderate liar and you don't

1010
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 3: fact check any of your lies, then it's just it

1011
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,399
Speaker 3: gets too complicated and then you get caught and then

1012
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 3: it boils over.

1013
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 2: It's just bad.

1014
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 6: Mm.

1015
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 2: I think I want you to be good about your lying.

1016
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 2: It sounds like.

1017
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: That movie, that Diane Lane movie, Unfaithful, Unfaithful.

1018
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a good movie. Have you seen that movie?

1019
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 4: I've not seen Richard Gear.

1020
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 2: Diane Lane is a battie. She was great. She was

1021
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 2: so sexy.

1022
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 3: Halle Berry's baby daddy in the movie Pier or something

1023
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,919
Speaker 3: Olivier Olivier something.

1024
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, now close, Yeah that French little Spanish man.

1025
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: You look like Lego Lass.

1026
00:43:55,239 --> 00:44:00,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, Olivier Martinez. Yeah, okay, see French Spanish mix Aican.

1027
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 2: He was hot. The whole thing was the movie is

1028
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 2: such a good movie.

1029
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: Look, I love, I love like a little thriller, a little,

1030
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: a little unfaithful, a little she's too young, you know,

1031
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: one of those Lifetime movie originals. I'm here for that.

1032
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: That's a good that's entertaining to me. And then like

1033
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: a bad action movie. Anyway, I'm here for it. I'm saying, life,

1034
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 1: you need a lie, save yourself.

1035
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 4: Small lies, though not big lies, pretty little lies, pretty

1036
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 4: big little lies.

1037
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 3: Big little big yes, big little, big little lies, sans

1038
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 3: Zoe Kravitz, That's what I want.

1039
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 2: Why you say, oh god, why, what's the problem you

1040
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 2: love Zoe Kravitz.

1041
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 4: I hate that you hated her and big we're not gonna.

1042
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: We don't really need her and big little lies, and

1043
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: we definitely didn't need a second season of that. I

1044
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 1: have not seen you seen it, I know, so for me, the.

1045
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 2: Show was over. It ended beautifully.

1046
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a good first season. Second season not

1047
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 4: as good.

1048
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 2: Oh but I could have to do that. They had

1049
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 2: Marilyn that terrible wig.

1050
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,479
Speaker 4: Oh my god, miss I think she had like prosthetic teeth.

1051
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 4: There's something wrong with her teeth. They're like big, yeah, yeah.

1052
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: I mean Meryl, I mean, this is somebody who's doing

1053
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: it truly for the love of the game.

1054
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 2: You know, she just she likes it.

1055
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 4: I'm do this, she doesn't care.

1056
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's hoping that one day I'll be that good

1057
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: of an actor. I'm talking about Zoe Kravitz, not Meryl Street.

1058
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Zoe Kravitz, not not Miss Streep, not black,

1059
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: not white.

1060
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 2: Viola Davis.

1061
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 4: Viola's playing Michelle Obama.

1062
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 2: I know, And I'm just I what movie.

1063
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 4: I forget what it was. I just saw like the

1064
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 4: headline that she's playing Michelle Obama in something, and I'm like,

1065
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 4: oh my god.

1066
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 2: I love it. But I'm also like, they look nothing alike, and.

1067
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: Well, neither did Zoe Saldana and she played Nina Simon.

1068
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the black face of that. Okay, Viola Davis.

1069
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 4: Well, who would you want to play?

1070
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 1: I don't know if I need a Michelle Obama movie. Oh,

1071
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: it's a drama series at Showtime called First Ladies, an

1072
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: anthology series, so we're gonna get a Barbara Bush movie too.

1073
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: Is a serious episode, two a boring ass Barbara Bush,

1074
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: A Nancy Reagan, a messy ass Nancy Reagan episode, and

1075
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 1: then those the only First Ladies that I know the

1076
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: three that.

1077
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 2: I just married Hillary Clinton. Did you say Mary Tyler.

1078
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 4: Moore, Mary Todd Lincoln.

1079
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 2: Oh, Abraham Lincoln's beard, Yeah, exactly.

1080
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 4: I can't name it any others though.

1081
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 2: Oh, here's Michelle Obama with a little blonde onmbre. Okay,

1082
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 2: see that? Come on, Beyonce.

1083
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: I mean, she looks great, but Violet doesn't look nothing

1084
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: like No, damn Michelle Obama.

1085
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 5: No.

1086
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 2: And they're reaching and it's fine, But who would play

1087
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 2: Michelle Obama? Who looks like Michelle Kelly Gary? I don't.

1088
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 1: Actually, the more I look at these photos, the more

1089
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 1: they look exactly the same.

1090
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 4: I see it now, which two pictures?

1091
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 2: All of the pictures Violet Davis looks like Michelle Obama

1092
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 2: and all of the pictures. To me, Sidney, who would

1093
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 2: you want to play you in a movie? Gabrielle Union? Really?

1094
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 2: Because I feel like that level of that name. Yeah,

1095
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 2: I don't think you deserve it better.

1096
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 3: I actually love Gabrielle Union. She's following me on Twitter

1097
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 3: and shout out to you.

1098
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,720
Speaker 2: Wow, my gal, there's one.

1099
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 4: Week that you came in that you looked exactly like

1100
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 4: Tika Sumter.

1101
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 2: Were we like Tika?

1102
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 4: We like Tika?

1103
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a compliment, friend. I mean, I don't know why.

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00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 4: I'm working is. But she was Tiffy Hattish and Whip

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00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 4: the Goldberg maybe in the.

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00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 2: Fall Tify Hattish and Whoopie Goldberg movie.

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00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 4: Wasn't she She played like Tiffany Haddish's sister.

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00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 3: Oh right, yeah she did. And I was like, I

1109
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 3: don't even see how they made that work. But it

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00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 3: didn't because the movie didn't do well.

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00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 2: So it's fine. So yeah it hap for you me.

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00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 2: Who would play me in a movie?

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00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, but probably some small sexy black boy,

1114
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 1: the dude from Moonlight so cute, the middle version one,

1115
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: not the.

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00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 2: Actually I see it, or your brother, Your brother would

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00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 2: play you.

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00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: And and it would be that level of acting to

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00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 1: be that Oh my god, yeah, my brother he doesn't

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00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: have any fish. We have the same a man of

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00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: facial hair. So that's who will play me in a movie,

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00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: and you will play you in a movie.

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00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 2: Of your life.

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00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 4: I always get like the actors with like the really

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00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 4: like fat faces back to round head, like the Mark

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00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 4: Wahlberg or Matt Damon, they have like a lot of

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00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:43,720
Speaker 4: you think.

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00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 3: Matt Damon, you reach now that's like viola Davis playing

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00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 3: Michelle Obama. Honey, honey that you're bringing to the pods

1130
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 3: about today. No, Mark Wahlberg, who else has He's got

1131
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 3: a stronger Jawn friend. I'm just saying, crying right now. Okay,

1132
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 3: let me Sydney, I think one of those the Stranger

1133
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 3: Things kids, one of.

1134
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 4: Those literal twelve year old you're like, yeah, thank.

1135
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 3: You now from all that Riverdale, c W, that's sexy Verdale.

1136
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 3: Anybody that's in Gossip Girl, I see it.

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00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll take that like c W.

1138
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 2: None of the leads. Somebody you know, extra a friend of.

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00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 5: Cavas, Yeah, somebody was one of the main characters.

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00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:55,760
Speaker 2: Sydney is such a but you're the and I'm the gone.

1141
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you County today is no, I'm more gone

1142
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: than you. Look how big buddies I told you and

1143
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 1: I'm going.

1144
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 2: To wow how the tables have turned, with.

1145
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 1: How the count and going to tables have shifted. Sidney,

1146
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: I needed that thank you so much.

1147
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 2: Mean it was not me.

1148
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 1: It was literally told me that it looked like a

1149
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: strangers to reach.

1150
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 2: Those kids are sitting you think, Mark Warber.

1151
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,399
Speaker 7: I am not saying that, She says degree separation, getting

1152
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 7: mad damon, hold on, let me get isn't hot though

1153
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 7: you said it's.

1154
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 3: Not about the hotness that you guys don't look like

1155
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 3: each other.

1156
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 2: Let me google Stranger Things because I need to see

1157
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 2: what these kids look like stranger Literally, none of them

1158
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 2: look like me. Things.

1159
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 3: The little black boys, he's doing well. He got like

1160
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 3: a million followers on Instagram.

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00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 2: He's doing great. Oh yeah, Andrew, you might could be

1162
00:50:59,239 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 2: one of the strangers.

1163
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: Oh it's little brunette boys.

1164
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 2: Any of them?

1165
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, actually the black boys Trader Things could

1166
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: play me, Sydney.

1167
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 4: Wait, which one do you think I look like? Then?

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00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 4: Out of them? Any of them in a particular. Oh,

1169
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 4: that's so rude.

1170
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 1: But you looked at it and you noticed they all

1171
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: have bangs too.

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00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 4: They have all have like, very like coconut heads.

1173
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 1: But you have little coconuts around and we've already established

1174
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:33,240
Speaker 1: around heads.

1175
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 2: Sis. I mean you could be the girl Listeners.

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00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 3: Listeners, I want you all to tell us who would

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00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 3: play y'all in a freaking movie, and then I'm gonna

1178
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 3: hit your freaking cob pick and let you know if

1179
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 3: we agree.

1180
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, send us a photo of the person that you

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00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: think you look like.

1182
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 2: You're doppelganger. Yeah, and then I will read you like

1183
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 2: I did Andrew. I love this. Should we answer any

1184
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 2: listener questions before we go? Or are we are? We

1185
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 2: just gonna leave them on that.

1186
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: We want you guys to send us a photo of

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00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: who you think your doppelganger is, and we'll put it

1188
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:07,720
Speaker 1: in the stories.

1189
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 2: We'll all put in the stories. That'll be fun.

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00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 3: Ale yes or no, that'll be fun.

1191
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 2: I really enjoy that. That's great, and.

1192
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 1: Send us the photo you think you look most like

1193
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: this celebrity. Yeah, and don't try it. Don't be telling

1194
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,240
Speaker 1: us Scarlett Johansson when you look like Trick.

1195
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 5: Who.

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00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 3: Wow, Marie, that's ruder than what I just did to Andrew.

1197
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 2: No, it's not, because I'm talking about abstract, ugly people.

1198
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,240
Speaker 4: So Scarto said that she can play anybody.

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00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 2: She sure did.

1200
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,240
Speaker 3: She said, did you see the list the highest paid

1201
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,760
Speaker 3: actresses of twenty nineteen, all of white women.

1202
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 2: You're surprised about this white.

1203
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 3: No, I'm not, but it just it was like, dam oh, honey,

1204
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 3: she's she's so close to the dimensions of a white woman.

1205
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what you're talking about?

1206
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,959
Speaker 1: She said, You said that like she had a little

1207
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: bit of melanin in her skin was like Sophia, She's

1208
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,919
Speaker 1: not two or three. Yeah, she makes so much money

1209
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,919
Speaker 1: from Modern Family. And then where else is her money

1210
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: coming from her sponsorships and stuff? Oh?

1211
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 4: She does like all the sponsorship. She does. Pepsi she does.

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00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 2: Ah, yes, Pepsi and something else.

1213
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: And you know the Pepsi checks cute because they pay

1214
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl halftime show. They're the ones who pay

1215
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: the celebrities are I'm assuming mind you the people who

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00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: are sponsored by Pepsi probably haven't had a Pepsi in

1217
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:23,879
Speaker 1: the most time.

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00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, Pepsi is just like if I'm at a football game,

1219
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 3: I guess I'll drink.

1220
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 2: I haven't drink pepsi. It's not really my thing.

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00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: My first screen name when I was when I was

1222
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: on AIM was Pepsi Player.

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00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 2: I don't believe. I don't even know what that means.

1224
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 2: I don't believe that.

1225
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 1: I just liked alliteration. Yeah, I just wanted two p's

1226
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: and a player. And then and my second screen name

1227
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: was sister Girl zero three zero. Oh my god, do

1228
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:51,240
Speaker 1: you remember what your screen.

1229
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 3: Name was so problematic? It was Chinky Latte. I didn't

1230
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 3: realize it was so bad until My Korean friend was like,

1231
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 3: do you know what hinky means?

1232
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 2: Honest? Like, and you're like, yeah, pretty eyes. Yeah that's

1233
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:05,760
Speaker 2: what I said.

1234
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 3: And she was like, well, I know that you're better

1235
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 3: than this, and I think you should change your name.

1236
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 2: Oh, your Korean friend was woke.

1237
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 3: So then when I changed my name to Coco Loco

1238
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 3: something else, No, Coco Loco sid, Coco Loco sid or

1239
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 3: something like that.

1240
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 2: Hilarious. Andrew, did you have screen name?

1241
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, maguire dude.

1242
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 2: So basically what your your ig is now?

1243
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 4: No, my ig is at mcguiguy mc g u I

1244
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 4: underscore g uy, okay, get them followares I plug.

1245
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: Okay, So below the post for this podcast this episode,

1246
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 1: leave your screen name below it.

1247
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 2: So that's your two. You got two assignments.

1248
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: A comment below tell us what your screen name was

1249
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 1: under the post for this episode, and then slide in

1250
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 1: our DMS and send us a photo.

1251
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,240
Speaker 2: Of who you think would play you in a movie.

1252
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 3: In a movie, yeah, and be real, be honest. I

1253
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,439
Speaker 3: mean some of you are going to be silly because

1254
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 3: I see the stuff that y'all send us that are ridiculous.

1255
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: But who will play you as a kid and who'll

1256
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 1: play you as an adult. Yeah, that should be fun.

1257
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 2: Is that too much work?

1258
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 4: I think no, just take the adult. I feel a

1259
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,439
Speaker 4: kid and adults too much.

1260
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 2: Yeah you know this adult adult? Yeah, sure, sure. There's

1261
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 2: different versions of people's faces.

1262
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: You know.

1263
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 2: Wendy Williams apparently has a biopic coming out.

1264
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 4: Oh my god, have you seen her post lately Full Mass?

1265
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 4: She's doing like so much effects on her face it's crazy.

1266
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 4: And she spent the other night with Ninnie.

1267
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's hanging out with all her these like celebrity women.

1268
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: Now she's like, she's like, I'm I'm single and I'm.

1269
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 3: Off of work, and they want to help her, That's

1270
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 3: what it is. But they really are just.

1271
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: No, it's not that they want to help her. I

1272
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: think she just wants to seem like she's fine. She's

1273
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,760
Speaker 1: just trying to seem heffected.

1274
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 4: By She took it down since but I just found it.

1275
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 2: You post you screenshot it.

1276
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 3: Both these wigs look atrocious. Let me see, they have

1277
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 3: too much money to have wigs like this.

1278
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 4: Well.

1279
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 2: Also, like look at Nini's nose.

1280
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 1: You know, you get you get the wrong nosejab one dime,

1281
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,919
Speaker 1: and then you try to fix it a second time.

1282
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 1: You just do a tame Yeah, you can't add cartilage

1283
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: after you take it off.

1284
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 3: Why is real life so funny? Renewed girls that are

1285
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:12,959
Speaker 3: the best time.

1286
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 2: Let me see, let me see what the hell miss

1287
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 2: Wendy talking about. Wendy's crazy. I can't but I'm crazy too,

1288
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 2: So it's fine.

1289
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 3: I see you, sis, I see you and myself sans

1290
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 3: the thyroid.

1291
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 2: Also is the wig? That okay? So you know, you

1292
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 2: get a wig, you get a part.

1293
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,280
Speaker 1: You gotta put concealer in the part so it looks

1294
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,399
Speaker 1: like your skin is showing through the top of the wig.

1295
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 1: But Ninni leaks line goes down her forehead. But she

1296
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 1: has a team of people that could have brushed the

1297
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: line off her, like.

1298
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 2: Well, she's so mean she won't let anybody fix that. Shit,

1299
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 2: my god, that line.

1300
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: Is that's not even her color. That's a white woman's shade. Like,

1301
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: what is happening this? You know what it is? That's her,

1302
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,319
Speaker 1: that's her. I'm going to the supermarket wig. You know

1303
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: how you just throw something on top of you like, ah,

1304
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,800
Speaker 1: you know, I just need something you go out in.

1305
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 2: That's what that is. That's her Erran's wig.

1306
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 3: She was just hanging out with Wendy and she's like, oh,

1307
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 3: you know, we're just getting something at Dallas BBQ.

1308
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, the two of them went

1309
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 1: somewhere where they where they could be seen.

1310
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:12,799
Speaker 2: They went to a scene. Honey, yeah, you know they

1311
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 2: want to see they want to see it.

1312
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: Well, speaking to see, I got a piece, So I'm

1313
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 1: gonna go get that because thank you for listening to

1314
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: this podcast, we're gonna have some Hopefully by the time

1315
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: this comes up, some patreons, well some new episodes will

1316
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:26,919
Speaker 1: have been.

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00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 3: Oh, we gotta get to it and leave more reviews.

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Speaker 3: We were loving the reviews on iTunes. Keep it going,

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Speaker 3: push those reviews, leave those comments.

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Speaker 2: Telethon that we're in right now, I feel it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, listen, if you want to make moves on iTunes,

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Speaker 3: it's really up to them.

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Speaker 2: It's up to the listeners.

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Speaker 3: And we know it's so many of y'all listening because

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Speaker 3: y'all stay in the d ms, in the keep that

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Speaker 3: energy and take it all over to iTunes.

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Speaker 2: That's what that is.

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Speaker 1: Bye guy, Forever Dog.

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Speaker 6: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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Speaker 6: Brett Baum, Joe Scilio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Or wherever you get your podcasts.

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