WEBVTT - WHY DO THEY KEEP GIVING TRUMP COGNITIVE TESTS? - 10.30.25

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<v Speaker 1>Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. The

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<v Speaker 1>correct question has been lying there, hidden invisible in the

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<v Speaker 1>forest for the trees. Mary Trump finally saw it, and

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<v Speaker 1>she has asked it. Quote, why the hell do they

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<v Speaker 1>keep giving him cognitive tests? That's it, isn't it? I'll

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<v Speaker 1>add a corollary, why the hell do they keep giving

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<v Speaker 1>him cognitive tests? Almost exactly six months apart? He's boasting

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<v Speaker 1>again about having passed one. We believe it was three

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago Friday, October tenth, that Walter Reid, but who knows,

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<v Speaker 1>during what they first called his annual physical until somebody

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<v Speaker 1>realized he'd already had his annual physical last spring when

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<v Speaker 1>he also boasted about having just taken one April eleventh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's two cognitive tests April eleventh and probably October tenth.

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<v Speaker 1>Those dates are six months apart, one hundred and eighty

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<v Speaker 1>two days. If they are not giving him pre scheduled

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<v Speaker 1>cognitive tests every six months, that's a hell of a coincidence.

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<v Speaker 1>Why the hell do they keep giving him cognitive tests?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll add a second carollary to Mary Trump's real question,

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<v Speaker 1>why did they give him an MRI this time? Is

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<v Speaker 1>this the first MRI. What was it of I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it may be irrelevant. I once had an MRI to

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<v Speaker 1>see how my sinuses were draining into the back of

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<v Speaker 1>my throat. You really can get MRIs for almost trivial stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>but you do not get cognitive tests for trivial stuff

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<v Speaker 1>every six months. And we know all this because Trump

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<v Speaker 1>can't stop himself. He keeps talking about these tests. He

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<v Speaker 1>keeps thinking he's he's won some sort of game show

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<v Speaker 1>or scholarship or Nobell cognitive test prize. On board air

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<v Speaker 1>Force one this week he boasted reporters about acing the

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<v Speaker 1>MRI and about passing the cognition test three weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump first tried to insist it was an IQ test

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<v Speaker 1>so he could insult representatives of Casio Cortes and Crockett.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he slipped and he admitted it was a cognitive test,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he described the test. This was this past Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>a board air Force one.

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<v Speaker 2>Have her passed. Like the exams that I decided to

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<v Speaker 2>take when I was at Walter Reine, I took that

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<v Speaker 2>was a very hard They really have to do tests,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess in a certain way. But the cognitive tests

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<v Speaker 2>let AOC go against Trump, Let Jasmin go against from

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<v Speaker 2>why do they get a jazz? And the first couple

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<v Speaker 2>of questions, there is a tiger an elephant that you have,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, when you get up to about five or six,

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<v Speaker 2>and then when you get up to ten and twenty

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<v Speaker 2>and twenty five, they couldn't come close to answering any

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<v Speaker 2>of those questions.

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<v Speaker 1>And this why do they keep giving him cognitive tests?

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<v Speaker 1>The audio a little less clear was also from onboard

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<v Speaker 1>Air Force one from April eleventh, twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to be a little different than they took

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<v Speaker 2>a cocnitive tests.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know. I want to tell you whether.

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<v Speaker 2>That I got a reanswer, right as I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Done about lord times and I've taken I've taken the

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<v Speaker 1>cognitive tests.

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<v Speaker 2>Any four times.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got nothing wrong. That's when the American people want.

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<v Speaker 1>That was during his twenty twenty five annual physical, his

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<v Speaker 1>first annual physical. Why the hell do they keep giving

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<v Speaker 1>him cognitive tests? And it's not like these are the

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<v Speaker 1>only two person woman man camera TV. That was now

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<v Speaker 1>five years and three months ago, Like.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll go person, woman, man camera TV. So they say,

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<v Speaker 3>could you repeat that? So I said, yeah, so it's

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<v Speaker 3>person woman, man camera TV. Okay, that's very good. If

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<v Speaker 3>you get it in order, you get extra points.

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<v Speaker 1>He said he had taken that test recently at Walter

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<v Speaker 1>Reed recently in twenty twenty. Sometime after that, his own

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<v Speaker 1>White House physician said that Trump had taken the Montreal

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<v Speaker 1>Cognitive Assessment in twenty eighteen. Why the hell do they

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<v Speaker 1>keep giving him cognitive tests? A cognitive test and he

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<v Speaker 1>has used the word this time A dementia or other

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<v Speaker 1>brain impairment screening test simple triage on October tenth. That's one.

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<v Speaker 1>Then there's the one in April. That's two. He was

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<v Speaker 1>boasting in January of last year about having passed one,

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<v Speaker 1>kept boasting about it through the spring. Only the animals

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<v Speaker 1>they asked him about in that one were different than

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<v Speaker 1>the ones he just mentioned in the one he just took.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that a third test? Last year? Throughout Biden's presidency,

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<v Speaker 1>Trump talked about these tests. In twenty twenty, he repeatedly

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<v Speaker 1>challenged Biden to take one. He said in twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 1>he had recently taken one. That's three or four. We

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<v Speaker 1>know for sure. He took the Montreal Cognitive in twenty eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>That was definitely at least the fourth, probably the fifth.

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<v Speaker 1>Why the hell do they keep giving him cognitive tests?

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<v Speaker 1>That's two in the last six months, seemingly time to

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<v Speaker 1>be six months apart. That is certainly four in the

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<v Speaker 1>last six years. He has previously said he's taken four

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<v Speaker 1>of these tests, maybe five, he can't remember. It could

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<v Speaker 1>easily be five. In fact, it could easily be six.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody remember when he disappeared way back when, around oh

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<v Speaker 1>decades a labor day after that three and a half

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<v Speaker 1>hour farewell roast of a cabinet meeting, where was he?

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<v Speaker 1>Did they test him then? Then he disappeared for another

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<v Speaker 1>five days at the end of September. Did they test

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<v Speaker 1>him then? Well, we are deep in the woods again.

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<v Speaker 1>Let us return to the simplicity of the Mary Trump question.

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<v Speaker 1>It is absolutely certain that they keep giving the President

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<v Speaker 1>of the United States tests to see if he can

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<v Speaker 1>pass the minimum standard for cognitive capacity, to pass the

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<v Speaker 1>minimum simplest threshold for not having some form of impairment,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe dementia. It certainly is a reasonable inference to suggest

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<v Speaker 1>that giving them on April eleventh and October tenth suggests

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<v Speaker 1>they are now scheduling for regular tests, and although he

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<v Speaker 1>slipped in his rush to try to explain how much

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<v Speaker 1>smarter he is than Jasmine Crockett or Alexandria or Casio

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<v Speaker 1>Cortes or whichever elected Democratic woman of color is next

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<v Speaker 1>on his shit list, it is clear that at some

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<v Speaker 1>point somebody convinced him, or he convinced himself, that this

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<v Speaker 1>was an IQ test and that he's, to quote his

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<v Speaker 1>own words again, a very stable genius. It says so

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<v Speaker 1>on the test with the picture of the giraffe on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Even though the only word in that description of very

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<v Speaker 1>stable genius that appears to apply is very. We can

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<v Speaker 1>all agree Donald Trump is very There are two little

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<v Speaker 1>side points I'd like to make before we drop this

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<v Speaker 1>for now. I often wonder where he conflated the concept

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<v Speaker 1>of political asylum and mental asylums. He can't shake it.

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<v Speaker 1>He says it every two weeks. He will never be

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<v Speaker 1>convinced that people were here because they were granted asylum

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<v Speaker 1>are therefore from asylums. This can be simple, good old

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<v Speaker 1>fashioned American stupidity. He deduced this when he was a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>the way a kid I knew at age thirteen insisted

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<v Speaker 1>the phrase was for all intensive purposes, and for whatever reason,

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<v Speaker 1>Trump would not and could not shake his mistake about

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<v Speaker 1>the word asylum or this asylum stuff is somehow wedged

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<v Speaker 1>into his mind because it's connected to his own experience

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<v Speaker 1>with psychological exams, which he must have taken as a kid, since,

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<v Speaker 1>as his own father euphemistically put it decades ago, Trump

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<v Speaker 1>was a rough kid who had to be taken out

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<v Speaker 1>of the public schools and sent to the New York

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<v Speaker 1>Military Academy NIMA because well, in my prep school days,

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<v Speaker 1>when our football and hockey and basketball and baseball teams

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<v Speaker 1>used to play against NIMA, all the kids at NeiMa

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<v Speaker 1>were supposedly there because some authority had given Dad a choice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's there or it's the reformatory. I just keep wondering

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<v Speaker 1>if the word asylum is stuck inside Trump because he

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<v Speaker 1>had to face that as a kid. Did the folks

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<v Speaker 1>threaten him with it? The second point is less speculative.

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't heard this before that clip I played from April.

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<v Speaker 1>The last time he was boasting about the last cognitive

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<v Speaker 1>test he passed. He said that at Walter Reed they

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<v Speaker 1>gave him a thorough physical exam as well, and it

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<v Speaker 1>showed he had a good heart and a very good soul.

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<v Speaker 1>You heard me a good song. Your physical showed that

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<v Speaker 1>your soul is just fine. It's not an irregular soul,

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<v Speaker 1>and your soul is not hyper extended, and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have Pyrone's soul disease. Why the hell do they keep

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<v Speaker 1>giving him cognitive tests? I think contained in that last

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<v Speaker 1>clip that might be our answer right there. Meanwhile, in

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<v Speaker 1>another endless topic, Trump has said something that sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>he's not going to try to stay in office past

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<v Speaker 1>January twentieth, twenty twenty nine, and since it was preceded

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<v Speaker 1>by only one full minute of lies about how great

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<v Speaker 1>the economy is and how he got peace in the

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<v Speaker 1>Middle East, and how nobody's ever been as popular as

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<v Speaker 1>he is, Why the hell do they keep giving him

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<v Speaker 1>cognitive tests? The nation's most gullible people, the Washington Press Corps,

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<v Speaker 1>seems to have concluded that he's not trying to mislead, dissemble,

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, just lie to them again. The British kid,

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<v Speaker 1>it's always a goddamn British kid, who they supposedly had

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<v Speaker 1>fired as the editor of the playbook newsletter for Politico

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<v Speaker 1>months ago, but he's still there. Yesterday, wrote, So even

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<v Speaker 1>Trump says the Constitution is clear on this point. Can

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<v Speaker 1>we all now put this to bed? No, Sonny, we

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<v Speaker 1>can't because you didn't ask Trump what the word clear means,

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<v Speaker 1>did you? Huh?

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<v Speaker 3>Huh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Persuading for Johnson says that he told you that there's

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<v Speaker 1>no time to amend the constitution to allow.

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<v Speaker 2>You to serve a third term.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that an accurate representation.

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<v Speaker 2>Of I don't want to even talk about that, because

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the sad thing is I have my highest

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<v Speaker 2>numbers I've ever had, and I would say that if

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<v Speaker 2>you read it, it's pretty clear I'm not allowed to run.

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<v Speaker 2>Stumid I missed him.

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<v Speaker 1>Dear listener, if you would please get out your meme

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<v Speaker 1>of the guy tapping his head to indicate how smart

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<v Speaker 1>he is. Can't be accused of trying to run for

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<v Speaker 1>a third term if you cancel the twenty twenty nine

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<v Speaker 1>election or make some other extra constitutional violence based attempt

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<v Speaker 1>to not leave the White House. Huh? There is still

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<v Speaker 1>something rattling around in that damaged brain of Trump's. Hi

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<v Speaker 1>the hell do they keep giving him cognitive tests that

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<v Speaker 1>assumes there will be some sort of mass uprising by

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<v Speaker 1>others to keep him in power forever, one that he

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<v Speaker 1>may or may need to himself stoke or can happen organically.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you don't believe that, let me ask you

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<v Speaker 1>what was January sixth. Trump has specifically said he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think he would want to run as vice president and

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<v Speaker 1>let somebody else occupy the presidency ceremonially while he runs

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<v Speaker 1>the country. But again, what part of that is a no?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I'd like to do it. Oh I

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<v Speaker 1>did it anyway. The Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson,

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<v Speaker 1>taking time off from and acting the passive aggressive dissolving

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<v Speaker 1>of Congress and taking even more time off from his

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<v Speaker 1>busy schedule of not knowing anything about the latest news

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<v Speaker 1>or controversy or the rules of the House, he said

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't see a path for Trump to serve a

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<v Speaker 1>third term, quoting, Hey, and I have talked about the

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<v Speaker 1>constrictions of the Constitution. Again, where's the no. On the

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<v Speaker 1>other hand, the only escaped circus elephant in the Senate,

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy Tubberville, said, if Trump wanted to quote, go round

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<v Speaker 1>the constitution quote, don't ever close a book on him.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course, Steve Bannon told the economists that you

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't listen to Trump that there is a plan in

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<v Speaker 1>place to keep Trump in place in office, and quote

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<v Speaker 1>at the appropriate time, we'll lay out what the plan is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to dismiss morons like Tubberville and mentally damaged

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<v Speaker 1>fascists like Bannon and presume this is all bluster. It

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<v Speaker 1>is not all bluster if it is not obvious that

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<v Speaker 1>while you and I and a vast majority of Americans

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<v Speaker 1>have been raised to believe the Constitution and the laws are,

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<v Speaker 1>if perhaps not, the sacred documents the Republicans like to

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<v Speaker 1>pretend they believe they are. We believe they are there

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<v Speaker 1>to keep chaos and evil in relative check. But Trump

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<v Speaker 1>and the snakes he has enabled and supported see them

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<v Speaker 1>merely as inconvenient impediments. For at least four years, they

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<v Speaker 1>have been building up the phony resume for the revisionists

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<v Speaker 1>drawn out of thin air. View of the twenty second

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<v Speaker 1>Amendment term limits, it's two terms. That's it. Plus you

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<v Speaker 1>can serve out up to two years of somebody else's

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<v Speaker 1>unexpired term and then get elected twice. That's it. Two elections.

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<v Speaker 1>An absolute hard time limit of nine years and one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and eighty three days, not one hundred and eighty

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<v Speaker 1>two days, because there'd have to be a leap year

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<v Speaker 1>if you took the end of somebody else's unserved term.

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<v Speaker 1>The revisionist version of this, of course, is that this

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<v Speaker 1>only applies to someone being elected to two concective terms.

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<v Speaker 1>This useful bullshit rationalizes that from the twenty second Amendment

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<v Speaker 1>point of view, Trump is right now only in his

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<v Speaker 1>first term. As I've pointed out countless times, this bullshit

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<v Speaker 1>also has the invaluable benefit of keeping Obama or Bill

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<v Speaker 1>Clinton or George Bush, for whatever that's worth, from ever

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<v Speaker 1>running again. Only Trump. It's nonsense, of course. Presidential immunity

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<v Speaker 1>is nonsense. Of course, masked anonymous thug probably recruited from

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<v Speaker 1>right wing militia shooting ministers in the face with tear

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<v Speaker 1>gas while calling themselves ice is also nonsense. Actually, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to Trump, and thanks to this corrupt decrepit soul is

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<v Speaker 1>Supreme Court, what sixty percent, seventy percent, one hundred percent

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<v Speaker 1>of American public life is now nonsense. Go to the

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<v Speaker 1>Supreme Court with the non consecutive terms fantasy and see

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<v Speaker 1>how quickly sam Alito can turn that into law. Still,

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<v Speaker 1>my gut has always told me that the extra constitutional

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<v Speaker 1>theft that Trump favors and really dreams about the most

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<v Speaker 1>is not some loophole shot into the twenty second Amendment

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<v Speaker 1>by Missus Alito and her flags, nor even a military takeover.

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<v Speaker 1>What he wants is for everybody to just agree with

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<v Speaker 1>him that a he deserves another term because those evil

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats wasted so much of his first term with the

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<v Speaker 1>investigation of the Russia Russia Russia truth about his conspiracies

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<v Speaker 1>with Putin, and that b he deserves another term, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a fourth one, because the twenty twenty election was quote

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<v Speaker 1>stolen from him, even though he was president at the

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<v Speaker 1>time and all the institutions that supervised the elections and

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<v Speaker 1>investigated his nonsensical charges for the last five years were

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<v Speaker 1>under his control. Either way, Trump does not want to

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<v Speaker 1>have to be elected again in twenty twenty nine because

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<v Speaker 1>another election means another chance to lose an election. He

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<v Speaker 1>wants to remain president because everybody says he's so wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>that there's no need to even have a vote. He

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<v Speaker 1>could lose an election. He could lose a coup attempt.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell son of a bitch, did lose a coup attempt?

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't he a simple acclamation though, in which everybody names

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<v Speaker 1>him homecoming King and scored a perfect score on his

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<v Speaker 1>acuity IQ test and President again, simple acclamation. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>he wants. And if you have to do something with

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<v Speaker 1>that annoying constitution to make that happen, what you do

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<v Speaker 1>is simply find a way to say, of course he

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<v Speaker 1>only gets two terms, and of course he knows he

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<v Speaker 1>can't run for a third one. It says so in

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<v Speaker 1>the Constitution. He just said it on tape. But where

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<v Speaker 1>does it say we can't change how long his second

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<v Speaker 1>term is. Why don't we just amend that other part

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<v Speaker 1>of the Constitution that nobody looks at, Article two, Section one,

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<v Speaker 1>clause one, so that it says a president shall hold

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<v Speaker 1>his office during the term of four years, but this

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<v Speaker 1>president shall hold his office during the term of eight

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<v Speaker 1>years or twelve or eleveny billion. Also of interest here, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's more Brits running American news operations into the ground,

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<v Speaker 1>the one they found to finally complete the destruction of CNN.

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<v Speaker 1>Went to the White House to kiss Trump's ass and

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<v Speaker 1>the ass of every Trump staffer, and before he got

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<v Speaker 1>to his home, there was a tweet from a Trump

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<v Speaker 1>spokesman mocking him for trying to appease Trump. Congratulations Neville Chamberlain.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't worry. CNN is going to be merged into MSNBC,

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<v Speaker 1>and the right wing has its candidate to run MSNBCNN.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a former Miss Arizona now studying for a doctorate

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<v Speaker 1>in Bible studies at Liberty University. Who reads the most

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<v Speaker 1>Bazooka Joe comic strips shall get the doctorate in Bible

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<v Speaker 1>Studies at Liberty. You know who this is. They want

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<v Speaker 1>to run a combined MSNBC CNN Charlie Kirk's widow. Because

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<v Speaker 1>this is hell, isn't it? That's next? This is Countdown.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Countdown with Keith Olberman, who can predict almost anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Still ahead on this all new episode of Countdown. All

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<v Speaker 1>this La Dodgers World Series stuff reminds me to remind

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<v Speaker 1>you that not only did I correctly predict the Kirk

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<v Speaker 1>Gibson home run that won Game one of the nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighty eight World Series and then sent them on their

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<v Speaker 1>way to their upset of the Oakland A's to win

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<v Speaker 1>that World series, but I did it as the innings

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<v Speaker 1>started in which he hit it, and I predicted it

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<v Speaker 1>as part of an answer to a question that my

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<v Speaker 1>friend Alexis Denny, who you just heard, asked me, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was a witness to this impossible prediction that was

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<v Speaker 1>not at all serious, the Kirk Gibson home run, and

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<v Speaker 1>I told you so. Next in things I promise not

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<v Speaker 1>to tell first believe it or not, there's still more

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<v Speaker 1>new idiots to talk about. The roundup of the miscrants,

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<v Speaker 1>morons and Dunning Kruger effects specimens who constitute today's other

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<v Speaker 1>worst persons in the world at the Bonds worse Steve Bannon.

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Bannon says Zoran Mom, Danny has quote got to

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<v Speaker 1>be sent out of the country, that they have to

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<v Speaker 1>denaturalize him. But think about what would happen if we

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<v Speaker 1>did this instead, to Steve Bannon, think of how much

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<v Speaker 1>affordable housing we could be filled in the space that

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<v Speaker 1>this fat, ugly slob now wastes and occupies. Runner up

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<v Speaker 1>Rich Greenfield, who is a conservative media pest, identifies as

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<v Speaker 1>a critic, as quoted by Max Tenney of Semaphore, this

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<v Speaker 1>is his genius idea. Let's take this a step further.

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<v Speaker 1>Merging NBC Universal with Warner Bros. Discovery would combine NBC, MSNBC,

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<v Speaker 1>and CNN. Under one roof, he writes, We've been thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about how NBC Universal could completely shift the perceived biased

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<v Speaker 1>narrative at NBC, MSN NOW and CNN, similar to what

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<v Speaker 1>Paramount is attempting with its acquisition of the Free Press

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<v Speaker 1>and appointing Barry Weiss as editor in chief of CBS

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<v Speaker 1>News enter Erica Kirk, who leads the nonprofit Turning Point

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<v Speaker 1>USA and is the widow of Charlie Kirk. What if

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<v Speaker 1>Comcast agreed to bring Kirk in as editor in chief

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<v Speaker 1>of the combined news unit upon closing Sure, at first,

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<v Speaker 1>blush it sounds crazy, by the way, sir, at four

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<v Speaker 1>three hundred and twenty second, blush, it sounds crazy. Err

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<v Speaker 1>But Trump loves a deal. F Trump f his deals,

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<v Speaker 1>and Brian Roberts needs to think big and differently. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>kick Trump in the metaphorical nuts. That would be a

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<v Speaker 1>different thought. The combined NBC, MSNBCCNN could also add a

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<v Speaker 1>conservative ombudsman, as CBS News did with Kenneth R. Weinstein.

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<v Speaker 1>Ombudsman here is used metaphorically. What they have as a snitch,

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<v Speaker 1>what they have as a a collaborator, what they have

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<v Speaker 1>as a political officer inside CBS News, who is there

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<v Speaker 1>to turn in the liberals? Worth noting Comcast made a

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<v Speaker 1>sizable donation to Trump's White House ballroom renovation, which is

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<v Speaker 1>unsurprisingly harfy. NBC and MSNBC staff, Well that's because, mister

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<v Speaker 1>rich Greenfield, it's a bribe. News organization should not be

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere near something like this, especially if it's a bribe

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<v Speaker 1>of a corrupt president leading a corrupt movement full of

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<v Speaker 1>corrupt people who have no soul and are all going

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<v Speaker 1>to hell. Have a nice day, maggot, What a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Scowling angry, justifiably angry, mind you widow of an assassinated

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<v Speaker 1>right wing nutjob who all the members of the right

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<v Speaker 1>wing think was Jesus or Trump or Jesus Trump or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Put her in charge of NBC News slash MS now

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<v Speaker 1>slash CNN when she has no news experience and all

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<v Speaker 1>of their combined news organizations are bailing water as it is,

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<v Speaker 1>and incidentally, they're populated by people connected to me. The

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<v Speaker 1>anchor of the NBC Nightly News used to be my

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<v Speaker 1>production assistant. What could go wrong if you are hankering

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<v Speaker 1>for the day is when there were only three TV

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<v Speaker 1>networks doing only half an hour of news a night. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we may get back there and damned fast. But this

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<v Speaker 1>is the way they think. The presumption on the right

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<v Speaker 1>is that the left has been making up the news

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<v Speaker 1>because it contains things the right doesn't like. Therefore it

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<v Speaker 1>can't be real. It must be some sort of propaganda.

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<v Speaker 1>They really think this. If they wanted it to be

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<v Speaker 1>sunny and it turns out to be rain, they will

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<v Speaker 1>blame the liberal weather man rather than say, oh it's raining.

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<v Speaker 1>So necessarily, the solution to a combined NBC, MSNBC and

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<v Speaker 1>CNN under one roof would be to put a woman

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<v Speaker 1>with absolutely no experience and nothing but vendettas in charge

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<v Speaker 1>of the operation, because the Barry Weiss thing at CBS

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<v Speaker 1>is already going so well. The point is, as has

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<v Speaker 1>been pointed out here. I read the piece from what

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<v Speaker 1>was her name, Emily le Pato. I may be getting

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<v Speaker 1>that wrong, that all Barry Weiss is going to get

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<v Speaker 1>to do is preside over the end of CBS News

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<v Speaker 1>and the firing of everybody there. And if she has

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<v Speaker 1>a reputation, it will be destroyed. So if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to ruin Erica Kirk's life again, put her in charge

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<v Speaker 1>of NBC, CNN, MSNBC people are too stupid, but our winner,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of ruining television news, Mark Thompson of CNN once again,

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny that the fascists are on this anti immigrant

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<v Speaker 1>kick when it's clear the most dangerous immigrants to this

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<v Speaker 1>country are pasty white guys from England or countries that

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<v Speaker 1>were English colonies, Australia and the Murdochs South Africa and

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<v Speaker 1>musk and the other guys the UK and people like

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Thompson. More impressively, why do so many submissive, loser

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<v Speaker 1>Trump appeasers from England get put in charge of America

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<v Speaker 1>news organizations and then promptly give in to Trump and

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<v Speaker 1>then immediately get humiliated by Trump. A story from our

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<v Speaker 1>friends at Oliver Darcy's newsletter status. During a trip to

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<v Speaker 1>DC last week, CNN CEO Mark Thompson made a visit

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<v Speaker 1>to the White House, where he promoted the network's new

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<v Speaker 1>streaming service. He wanted to get members of the Trump

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<v Speaker 1>administration up to speed on what the new CNN streaming operation.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember the last guy they put in charge of CNN.

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<v Speaker 1>His big deal was getting rid of the new CNN

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<v Speaker 1>streaming operation. Now we have a whole new approach, which

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<v Speaker 1>is another new CNN streaming operation, which the guy who

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<v Speaker 1>succeeds Mark Thompson can then turn down because that's what

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<v Speaker 1>works in management. What did the last guy do? He

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<v Speaker 1>invented an elixir that gives everyone eternal life, Let's burn

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<v Speaker 1>all of it. What don't we want? Who wants eternal life?

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<v Speaker 1>My policy is what shortened lives? Anyway, Mark Thompson went

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<v Speaker 1>into the White House and tried to sell the Trump

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<v Speaker 1>people on being nicer to CNN, on appearing on CNN more,

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<v Speaker 1>on promising that CNN would be nicer to Trump. After

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<v Speaker 1>every move they've made towards Trump since twenty twenty two,

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<v Speaker 1>when Chris licked my whatever began this process, every move

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<v Speaker 1>CNN has made has destroyed what was left of CNN.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do more of that. Not only that. I will

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<v Speaker 1>buy CNN eternal life under the Trump administration, and all

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<v Speaker 1>of the MAGA will watch CNN and it's not a trap,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not stupid, and you're not appeasing the Hitler

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<v Speaker 1>of America. No, you're not doing any of those things,

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Thompson. The tweet from Oliver Darcy's status with This

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<v Speaker 1>scoop about Mark Thompson's visit to the White House was

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<v Speaker 1>retweeted by Stephen Chung, the mincing Trump spokesman, who simply

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<v Speaker 1>retweeted it with the purple devil smile. In other words,

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<v Speaker 1>even Stephen Chung knows that Mark Thompson was brought in

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<v Speaker 1>so that he could obey in advance to Donald Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>and they immediately rewarded him by humiliating Mark Thompson online.

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<v Speaker 1>As George Conway put it, they're laughing at you, and

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<v Speaker 1>they are because Mark Thompson, pasty white guy thrown out

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<v Speaker 1>of England, now the head of CNN promoting the streaming service.

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<v Speaker 1>The last guy killed off is today's worst person. And

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<v Speaker 1>the exact anniversary anniversary number thirty seven of Kirk Gibson's

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<v Speaker 1>famous home run to win Game one of the nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighty eight World Series has long since passed. But before

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<v Speaker 1>we get too far away from the idea of Kirk

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<v Speaker 1>Gibson's La Dodgers in the World Series, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>tell this story once again. Only a couple of times

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<v Speaker 1>in my life have I been visited by the muse

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<v Speaker 1>of prediction. I once correctly predicted that Bucky Dent of

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<v Speaker 1>the New York Yankees would hit a home run to

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<v Speaker 1>win an American League playoff game between the Yankees and

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<v Speaker 1>the Red Sox in Fenway Park when my friends sitting

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<v Speaker 1>next to me, the Red Sox fan was expressing premature

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<v Speaker 1>jocularity that a Yankee had flied out to center field

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<v Speaker 1>with the tying runs on base and said, oh, thank

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<v Speaker 1>goodness that it's no home run threat. I then spent

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes explaining to him why Dent would necessarily now

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<v Speaker 1>hit a home run to win the game and the pennant,

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<v Speaker 1>which he then did. The other time was the Kirk

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<v Speaker 1>Gibson story in nineteen eighty eight, and this was in

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<v Speaker 1>direct response to a question asked to me by a

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<v Speaker 1>friend of mine then and now named Alexis Denny. So

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<v Speaker 1>just sit back and I say this and tell you

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<v Speaker 1>this story with the full awareness that these two predictions

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<v Speaker 1>of titanically important baseball events must be taken in the

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<v Speaker 1>context of the probability that the number of times I

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<v Speaker 1>had similar ecstatic visions of things that were about to

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<v Speaker 1>happen that did not happen, including say, the New York

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<v Speaker 1>Yankees winning the nineteen sixty eight World Series, when they

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<v Speaker 1>finished I think sixth. The number that did not happen

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<v Speaker 1>is one thousand or more. The number that did happen

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<v Speaker 1>is two. But Kirk Gibson was among them. Half of

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<v Speaker 1>the Dodgers starting lineup that had won the National League

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<v Speaker 1>Pennant was hurt and the other half was not that

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<v Speaker 1>impressive to begin with. National League Most Valuable Player Kirk

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<v Speaker 1>Gibson had nearly destroyed his left hamstring in Game two

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<v Speaker 1>of that playoff series that David Cohne had written about,

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<v Speaker 1>and Gibson had ripped up his right knee in Game seven.

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<v Speaker 1>He was assumed to be out of the World Series,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was still on the Dodger roster, and the

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<v Speaker 1>joke was that was only because the Dodgers literally did

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<v Speaker 1>not have any other healthy players under contract, and their

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<v Speaker 1>only other option was to activate sixty one year old

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<v Speaker 1>manager Tom Lesarda. Anyway, the Dodgers had actually led Game

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<v Speaker 1>one against the powerful Oakland A's to nothing after the

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<v Speaker 1>first inning, but by the ninth they were trailing four

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<v Speaker 1>to three, with literally three of the worst hitters in

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<v Speaker 1>the National League due up, and then the pitcher. I

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<v Speaker 1>was there covering the game for KCBS Channel two in

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<v Speaker 1>LA and my pal Alexis Denny, news and sports producer

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<v Speaker 1>for CBS Network News in Los Angeles, made our way

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<v Speaker 1>together down to the tiny alcove from the press box,

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<v Speaker 1>the alcove between the clubhouses, from which we could see

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<v Speaker 1>just a sliver of the field, pretty much just the

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<v Speaker 1>pitcher and the batter, framed by a hot dog stand

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<v Speaker 1>as the Oakland relief ace. Dennis Eckersley warmed up to

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<v Speaker 1>pitch the bottom of the ninth, and he had given

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<v Speaker 1>up exactly nine hits in his previous eighteen games, in

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen of which he had recorded saves. Alexis asked me,

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<v Speaker 1>simply and appropriately, so what are we going to ask

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<v Speaker 1>Eck after this game is over? And, matter of factly,

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<v Speaker 1>without any emotion, certainly without any sense of predicting anything,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, We're going to ask Eck about this game

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<v Speaker 1>losing home run he's about to give up to Kirk Gibson.

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<v Speaker 1>Alexis looked at me. Funny, I mean, funnier than usual.

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<v Speaker 1>What Gibson's not playing? He's hurt. I looked at her

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<v Speaker 1>with mild annoyance. Oh, come on, you know it has

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<v Speaker 1>to happen. I can only describe my feeling at that

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<v Speaker 1>time as being exactly what had been a decade before,

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<v Speaker 1>at another playoff game in Boston, with the Red Sox

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<v Speaker 1>leading the Yankees to nothing in the top of the seventh,

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<v Speaker 1>with two Yankees on and New York shortstop Bucky Dent

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<v Speaker 1>coming up, and my best friend, the Red Sox fan,

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<v Speaker 1>exhaling when the last batter had popped out and saying,

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<v Speaker 1>thank goodness, Dent is no home run threat. And I

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<v Speaker 1>began to speak in tongues, and what I was saying

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<v Speaker 1>was about how his hubristic remark about Dent would now

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily cause to happen next. What would happen next? A

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<v Speaker 1>three run home run by Bucky Dent, and it would

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<v Speaker 1>be all his fault, and then Dent hit the homer.

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<v Speaker 1>Neither the Dent nor the Gibson home run predictions were

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<v Speaker 1>really predictions. I felt no sense of investment in it.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't race to put down a bet. I suppose

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<v Speaker 1>that at some other games I had made equally impossible

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<v Speaker 1>announcements of events that did not happen, but I have

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<v Speaker 1>never been given to that, so if I did do it,

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<v Speaker 1>it was only a couple of times. My batting average

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<v Speaker 1>is like four or five hundred on these and anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>these weren't calculations or analyzes on my part. I just

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<v Speaker 1>felt like I was running about five minutes ahead of

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the world. And these things. Danse home

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<v Speaker 1>run in nineteen seventy eight, Gibson's home run in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighty eight, these things had already happened. AnyWho, Mike Davis

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<v Speaker 1>of the Dodgers walked stole second base with two outs. Gibson,

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<v Speaker 1>to the shock of everybody except me, managed somehow to

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<v Speaker 1>climb up the three steps of the Dodger dugout and

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<v Speaker 1>waddle out to home plate, and then, on a three

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<v Speaker 1>to two pitch, hit the game winning home run. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, as Dodger Stadium shook and we prepared to

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<v Speaker 1>go into the clubhouses, Alexis Denny gave me a look

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<v Speaker 1>that I still can't really describe. But thirty five years later,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that since that night she has not been

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<v Speaker 1>fully convinced that I am of this earth. I got

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<v Speaker 1>it right. I've done all the damage I can do here.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening. Most of our countdown music was arranged,

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<v Speaker 1>by the group No Horns Allowed. My announcer today is

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<v Speaker 1>my friend Alexis Denny Witness. Everything else was, as always

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<v Speaker 1>my fault. That's countdown for today, Day two hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>eighty four of America held hostage again, just seventy nine

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<v Speaker 1>days until the scheduled end of his lame duck and

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<v Speaker 1>lame brained term unless he's removed sooner by Maga and Epstein,

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<v Speaker 1>or that pavement patch on his hand, or the tail

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<v Speaker 1>and hall or his jet made out of poop, or

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<v Speaker 1>the r K he's building, or the next cognitive test.

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<v Speaker 1>The next scheduled countdown is Monday. Until then, I'm Keith Olderman.

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