WEBVTT - Liza Treyger Believes in Ghost Drama 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:12.520 What's that at the bed spooky? Hey, Juky, I'm really 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:16.280 sure it's dead. He's coming this way. Wait a minute, 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:30.319 I said, I nadas please hepoo. It's me Roz and 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:36.440 welcome to Ghosted by Roz Hernandez, the podcast where I 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:40.720 talk to people that I like about the paranormal. We 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:46.760 have got Lisa Trager on the show today. Lisa is 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:50.400 truly one of the best in the biz, and she's 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:56.040 also my exactly right sister. You may know her podcast 0:00:56.480 --> 0:01:00.680 with Kara Klank called That's Messed Up. She's been on 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:04.600 the show before. She's always just she's just the coolest. Hey, 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:07.840 let me read you a ghost story. This one comes 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:15.959 from anonymous. Jeeh. Can can you give me like one 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:20.759 of those anonymous deep voices with like. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:23.880 A vocoder, like a voice modulator or something. 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:25.520 Yeah, sure, why not? 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:32.440 Thank you, hiro Was. I've never written into anything or 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:36.720 told this story before, but here it goes. My grandfather 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:39.399 died when I was about six years old. I remember 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:44.640 his funeral vividly, but I remember even more what happened after. 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:49.720 I was my grandfather's favorite, and I was almost always 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:53.240 by his side. After his funeral, I was at his 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:56.720 house playing outside alone and I saw my grandfather and 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.400 I started talking to him. All of a sudden, I 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:04.200 felt the overwhelming feeling of sadness, realizing he was gone. 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:06.280 He motioned for me to go sit by him on 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:09.120 the bench, which I did. He began to tell me 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:11.840 everything was going to be okay, and that he was 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:15.639 always going to be around. I started crying for a bit, 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:19.480 and he sent me inside. I saw everyone was so sad. 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:23.560 I never mentioned what had happened ever. Later that night, 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:29.400 my grandmother insisted on staying home by herself. People offered 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:32.480 to stay with her, but she didn't want anyone to. 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:37.160 She wanted to be alone, so everyone honored her request. 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:40.720 The next morning, we received a call that in the 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:43.880 middle of the night, my grandmother had showed up at 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:48.040 her neighbor's house all frazzled, stating that my grandfather was 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:52.240 at the house angry and causing a mess. The neighbors 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:54.920 were able to calm her down and didn't call anyone 0:02:55.040 --> 0:03:00.120 until the morning. That morning, my parents, uncles, and aunts 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:04.359 showed up at her home and it was ransacked. Furniture 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:08.400 was tossed around the house, Curtains were ripped off the windows, 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:12.920 couches were overturned. No one had an explanation, and my 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:16.400 grandma stated it was my grandfather who had done it. 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:20.840 Some of the furniture was too heavy to lift, so 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:25.120 it couldn't have been her. It wasn't an attempted robbery either, 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:28.800 because nothing at all was missing or broken, just tossed around. 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:33.000 Everything was cleaned up, and no one ever mentioned it again. 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:35.840 I've tried to bring it up, but no one ever 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:38.520 wants to talk about it. They act like I'm making 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:41.640 it up, but I'm not. I know I was young, 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:45.640 but it's something I cannot forget. I'm not really sure 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:49.160 that it was my grandfather, as there was always weird 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:54.080 things happening at that home. Maybe whatever there was was 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:57.840 sad that my grandfather was gone. Some of my uncles 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:01.480 had bad experiences there and would refuse to stay after 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:04.960 sundown or spend the night because of it. When I 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.840 saw my grandfather earlier that day, I didn't feel he 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.320 was angry, so I don't know what it could have been. 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.520 No one in the family ever wants to talk about it, 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:16.920 and most of the people that were there are gone now. 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.239 But it's something I will never forget. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:29.919 Say Anonymous that is weird, so there was already a 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:36.120 ghost there. Interesting, it probably was the original ghost that 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:42.159 was like I want attention to. I don't know, but 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:46.320 my poor grandmother. That's a lot to deal with on 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:53.839 a night like that. Thanks for sending that, Anonymous. Just 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:56.400 a quick reminder that I am traveling the country telling 0:04:56.560 --> 0:05:04.040 jokes at primarily LGBTQ. You establishments all across America. Uh 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:07.520 ros Hernandez tour dot com is where you can get 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:10.200 the tickets. The reviews have come in. People are enjoying 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:13.599 the show, and I am having so much fun and 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:16.520 I would love to see you there. I might not 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:20.479 be directly in the exact city that you're at, but 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:24.560 I'm the closest I've ever been. I can tell you that. Okay, 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:30.839 here we go. Let's talk to Lisa Tragger on with 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:41.880 the show. My head you guys, I am once again joined. 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:43.960 By Lisa Trager. 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:52.640 Boo, hi, oh are some of my audience members here booing? 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:55.920 I'm I'm wacky. 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:59.360 Today, I'm I'm energized. I'm energized. 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.680 Stud. So you're a New Yorker, you gotta be. 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.680 Yeah the time, yeah, I guess I get more sleep 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:06.360 here if. 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:09.800 The time difference see that's nice. 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:12.320 Yeah, I feel refreshed, honestly, But I was up. I 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:14.160 was up at like seven thirty, but then I snoozed 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:15.640 until eight o six. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:19.960 Oh, I was snoozing away today. But they call me 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:22.200 snooze and honey. 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:24.000 I always I have to snooze. I'll send an alarm 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:26.840 earlier just so I get snooze once or twice. I 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:27.280 like that. 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:28.839 I love a good snooze. 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:32.159 I like being kind of conscious, kind of not laying 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:37.479 around that states. Yeah, I'll check the cinematrix for the day. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:38.200 What is that? 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:41.720 It's well, Movie Grid is the original game, but Vulture 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.840 as a cinematrix every day, and it's a grid game. 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:46.800 So it's like nine boxes and then the categories are 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:48.680 up here, and then they'll put actors right here and 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:51.960 you fill in the box. Oh that's fine, multiple answers 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:54.480 for each one. But the more obscurior answer, the more 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:56.520 points you get, and you're trying to get. 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.080 Are you good with that kind of a thing. 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:01.760 It depends who it is. So there's movie Snake, there's 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:04.320 different games. So sometimes I'm like top ten percent, top 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:06.320 eight percent of the day, top fifteen, and then sometimes 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.359 I'm just top fifty and it's fine, top eight, Like 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:12.680 it just depends who it is today. I'm like, what's 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:14.040 on Michael Fastpend or a movie that. 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:14.960 Starts with a vowel. 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:16.680 But I'll get there by the end of the day, 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:18.280 and I don't cheat, and if I cheat, I don't 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:23.600 count the score. But like they have, but sometimes it's 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:27.680 like I don't know Liza Minelli's outside of cabaret. Sorry, 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:28.640 so it's not my day. 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.600 Oh call me if you have that one, Okay, I'll 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:32.400 help you with that. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.320 But if it's like a Robert de Niro, Julia Roberts, 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:36.720 Michelle Pfeiffer. 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:37.320 I'm in right. 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:40.600 We got a Denzel Samuel Jackson, I all day. 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:43.880 So it's one actor every day, and no. 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:47.120 It's three, ok and then three so it'll be like 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:51.239 one word movie movie that came out between nineteen ninety 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:53.920 and twenty ten, and then movie that was nominated for 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:58.240 an Oscar okay, and then here it'll have Kirsten Dunst, 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:05.640 Michael Fastbend, Rihanna oh Rand. Yeah. One time they had 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.200 like a Rihanna Beyonce Taylor Swift and that was kind 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:09.880 of fun, but not that much because they don't have 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:11.640 that many movies, so you can't get that obscure. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:15.480 Okay, oh yeah, Battleship. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:19.280 Yeah, that would be the one word. And then movie Snake, 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.760 which is part of Movie Grid. It's one actor for 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:23.880 the day and there's like a snake of categories. So 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:25.440 it'll be like a movie that starts with the n M, 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.560 a movie that came out in nineteen seventy to nineteen ninety, and. 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:32.320 We'll be like all one person speaking of snakes. That's 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:33.920 my number one fear is a snake. 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:36.640 Yeah, I'm with you. I don't like snakes. Actually, just 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:38.719 did a petting zoos show as the stand up show 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.440 where you hold an animal while you perform. I held chinchillas. 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:42.839 Oh those are cute. 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:46.960 They're cute. They're active though, so I have the cutest, fuzziest, 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:50.520 softest but they're running on you. Okay, like the beard 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:52.000 a dragon. They don't move. 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:54.320 Oh that's nice. Yeah. 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:56.160 But a girl did two snakes. 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:59.160 Absolutely, that is Michelle Donna. 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:02.080 Yeah, you could pay me because of America's Next Top 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:04.440 Model and the education I got. I would persevere for 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:06.640 a job, but I don't want to. 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:10.480 I don't think I could. Maybe maybe. 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:14.640 Wait, I have to tell you what happened on my 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:17.400 way here. I went to get some a coffee and 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:20.559 a bagel. Right as I'm walking, two hot guys are 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.240 making out and it's romantic, you know, it's early in 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.840 the morning. They're they're being cute. I'm walking. I see 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.360 a bunch of fucking I think they're my culture. We'll 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:32.200 see but like old immigrant dudes. And I could tell 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:34.960 they were not liking the making out. And so as 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:37.440 I'm walking, I see them and one of them goes, ah, 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:40.480 this is America. You know, he's pissed, and so I 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:42.640 turn around and I flick them off and I go 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:45.520 fuck you. But the gay guys think I'm saying it 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:45.880 at them. 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:49.079 Oh no, So I keep walking and. 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:51.640 Then for something was I turned around and they were 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:53.960 staring at me, talking and I go, oh no. I 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:56.319 was like defending you guys to them, but they I 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.920 should have just left it alone. They were just making out, 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:01.040 but then we all started laughing. I go, no, I 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.040 told them to fuck off. They were being shady and 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:04.640 they were like, oh good, and I was like, yeah, 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:06.400 for sure, I'm like you can keep making out. I 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.840 liked it, but they thought. 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:10.960 I tell them they need to google you'd be like 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:14.560 I'm an ally to gay men, I promise, but they. 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:16.240 Know they didn't see what was happening or what those 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.319 guys they were making out, so all they saw was 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:21.920 a woman walk by them. Fuck, I say, fuck you. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:27.040 Oh no, but I cleared it up. Okay, good, But yeah, 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:30.760 that happens a lot in LA wildly. These old dudes 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:33.360 always have something to say, and I am always there. 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:36.360 Oh yeah, no, I'm I'm so used to it. Well, 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.240 and that's like I'm traveling a lot right now and 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:41.880 people keep telling me like, aren't you scared of and 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:45.760 I am, yes. But also like in Los Angeles is 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:48.840 where I've had the most people just like shout out 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:54.080 slurs to me. Yeah. So yeah, it happens anywhere. Yeah. 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.240 It happened once since Silver Lake. It was like, you know, 0:10:56.320 --> 0:11:00.280 some dude was being mean to someone wearing heels and 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:03.720 I went, well, they look better than you. Ooh, and 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:05.920 you know we had words. I will fight. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:07.880 I like that about you. 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:10.400 I'll fight. I don't mind my business. I'll get in 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:11.200 and I will fight. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:15.680 You're like a little bit scary, like a little bit intimidating. 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:16.839 Yeah, and then you get to. 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:18.960 Know me, and you know I'm not, but yeah, you 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:21.720 are sweet, but you are intimidating, Like I wouldn't. I 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:22.960 wouldn't want. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:25.880 To a virgo. There's a sense of justice. 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:28.839 Yeah, I'm not. I'm not starting a fight with you. 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:30.720 You can and I don't read, you know, if it's 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:34.720 like something about you know, but I've ever been in 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:37.480 a physical fight, Well that's it never goes that far. 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:39.439 We'll see what happens. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.520 Have you had any ghost experiences? 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:45.079 No, it's devastating. And you know I live in New York. 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:47.680 Now my building is for pre war nineteen twenties, you know, 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:51.880 like and nothing, nothing, just the radiators screeching. 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.000 I mean, I think that's probably for the best. You 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:57.520 don't want that. I don't, But I get enough going on. 0:11:57.800 --> 0:11:59.640 You don't need like some ghosts. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.520 You're right, You're right. I don't want to invite spirits, 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:07.880 but I want to feel something. Yeah, I want to 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:11.920 get a little wink from some of the other side. Well, 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.559 I also have never met my grandparents. They all were dead, 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:17.120 so like, I really want to connect with them. 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:19.760 Didn't we talk about you going to a psychic Like, yeah, 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:23.240 I wasn't, you know, I didn't really, I never did it. 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:23.920 Oh I did it. 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:26.199 Oh you did yeah, okay. 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.200 I gave her too much info. I you know, she 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:33.480 like ended up saying a few things where she misheard 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.440 me and she went off of what I said, oh 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.600 and not. And so then I was like, oh, you're 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:40.360 like a fraud. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:46.040 Yeah, okay. So she took a little bread crumb and 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:50.000 she was like, oh, oh like you I'm picking up. 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:53.120 On Yeah, but she misheard me. So it was just 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:56.400 like an obvious Oh, you're just making shit up. 0:12:56.800 --> 0:13:01.200 That's like she's she clearly took an improv and like 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:04.880 she's listening and trying to yes, and but you can't 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:06.520 do that if you're not hearing correctly. 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.360 No. And then I had a dumb bitch. I don't 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:10.920 know when I was here last, but I had a 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:15.640 friend die and this person I don't like came up 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:20.599 to me at a party and said, hey, like, I 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:22.880 have to talk to you, but like later, and I 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:25.640 went okay, and then she goes, do you believe in psychic 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:27.240 So I go I do it. She goes, yeah, we 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:30.720 have to talk later. I go, great, like get out 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.160 of my way, and she goes, I'll just tell you now. 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:36.120 And it's like okay, and then she goes, well, I 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.960 went to a psychic and she started talking about my 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:42.160 dead friend and that he said that he really likes 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:44.520 that I forgave her and that we're working on our 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:47.880 friendship and that he's probably like all this stuff that 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:51.160 my dead friend could give a shit about this bitch, 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:51.480 you know. 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:51.840 What I mean. 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:56.360 He came to your psychic reading to tell, hey, you 0:13:56.960 --> 0:14:00.880 that we should be friends. Okay, you psychoba, that was 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:04.360 like my final straw with her final straw, and it 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:06.560 was like it was the Tom Brady roast. So you know, 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:08.400 I felt important and cool to be there, and I 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:11.160 mean to be like reminded of my dead friend and 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:14.000 then you lying and trying to manipulate your way back 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:15.679 into my life through. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:20.600 Visiting a psychic. Oh god, psychic, I hate that. Yeah, 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:22.880 I hate that so much. I think people can use 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:28.800 psychics to be like, well a psychic said, see, like okay, 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:32.960 I am convinced, like a psychic told me that a 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:35.440 man with brown hair and facial hair is who I'm 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.640 going to end up with, and so I have used 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:41.000 that to manipulate men before, and be like, well, psychic said, 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:44.680 like is that you? And I think that's really fucked up. 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:45.800 No, it's not. 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:49.800 I don't think people should be like because a psychic 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:53.240 said this thing, that means that now it's true and 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:55.040 you it's your problem. 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:57.640 But are these dudes like ooh yay, or. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:01.240 They like get me out of here? Absolutely, they are gone. 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:05.080 They do that that cartoon thing where it's like like 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:06.400 they're just dust. 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:08.240 But you want them to be dust? 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:12.920 No? Why no? I do this so that if this 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:15.240 is my version of like flirting, I'm like, just so 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:16.840 you know, as psychic said. 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:19.880 And then they run. Yeah, it's too much. 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:20.520 Here's what I like. 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.320 You should tell someone after you're engaged and then you go, 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:26.840 you know, a psychic and do this would happened? Do 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:27.880 you not go for blondes? 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:33.240 I go for anyone. Okay, specifically if they don't live 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:33.920 in America. 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:36.040 You like a long distance foreigner. 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.960 I'm trying so hard to be on ninety day fiance. 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.160 Ooah, you would be good on it. 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:47.360 I need the airtime on TV. I think I would 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:47.840 be good. 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:50.760 I think they'd be happy when they met you. What 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:51.880 country are you thinking? 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:53.680 Europe? 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:54.520 Yeah? 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:56.080 Somewhere somewhere nice. 0:15:56.480 --> 0:16:01.200 Yeah, here's what I like about you. 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:04.240 And there's many things I like about you. But I 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:08.240 like that you like a little bit of tea. You 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:10.880 like you like hearing like some drama. 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:12.280 Yeah, it feeds me. 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:16.280 So I tried to do some research to find ghost drama, 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:21.240 ghost trama. Okay, great, these are all stories I found about, 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:26.520 like first wife coming back to haunt, Second wife cool. 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:32.640 Yeah, God, I did an astrology podcast yesterday and for fun, 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:35.160 she does birth charts of ghosts and like dead people. 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:38.080 Oh yeah, anything good come up? 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:40.520 She there was this woman Fritzie, who was like kind 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:43.440 of wild in LA and was like someone's neighbor and 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:46.000 she just looked all the stuff up about her, like 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.560 she looks up famous to dead people too, and like 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:50.840 because then you have the complete life and does the 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:53.280 full birth charts of like Audrey Hepburn and whatever. 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:56.560 I feel like everyone in LA has a neighbor named Fritzie. 0:16:57.840 --> 0:17:02.360 That just feels right. This first one's like kind of 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:06.680 tame and believable, like I could see this happening. This 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:10.800 story first is not really one where it's like her 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:13.720 ghost kept creeping up on me. Like it's not like that. 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:18.280 It's more so that she married a guy and then 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:22.240 like shit started happening, like the house kept like falling apart, 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:27.800 and it was like, so this author Bianca Touretsky, she does. 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.560 This an iPad or you just hit your laptop screen. 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:32.280 The way you're doing. Am I hitting it? 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:35.879 No? But you are clicking. You're like, yeah, that's crazy 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:38.560 to me, is it? That's not a touchable screen? 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:42.040 No, okay, I just click it. 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:44.520 Yeah. Maybe the audience could let you know how they 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:49.000 feel about this. Maybe I'm wrong. I mean it might, 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:52.440 but you're not supposed to be like clicking and clacking. 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:56.960 I was doing that. I just here's the thing. I 0:17:57.040 --> 0:17:59.920 pay good money for these nails. I want to hear that. 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:03.080 Yeah, do you scratch your head a lot? 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:04.159 Non stop? 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:05.520 So nice? 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:09.399 Okay, I'm just too gross for long nails. Wait a second, 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:14.119 what I just remembered, what did I do? You did 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:18.120 do something? Somebody told me one time. I was at 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:21.000 a party. Yeah, and people were like, oh, look at 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:25.080 your nails, and they go, I don't like long nails 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:30.000 because Lisa Trigger said and her stand up that people 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:32.040 with long nails have shit under them. 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:37.760 I do. I do a joke about that. Well, because 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:41.960 it's hard to wipe. Don't you feel like it's hard 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:46.320 to wipe? It's like a whole process. It's different and 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:48.480 things get stuck under there. But you seem like a 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:49.159 clean person. 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:51.879 I cannot help you. 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:53.399 And you smell like fresh laundry. 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:57.520 Thank you. I can confirm there was no shit underneath 0:18:57.560 --> 0:18:58.520 my nails right now. 0:18:58.720 --> 0:19:01.680 I can't believe them taking it and running with it. 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:04.600 Somebody you that's like I. 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:06.800 Said, don't shake the hand of a long nailed bitch. 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:09.600 I say the hugs only. 0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:16.680 Lisa, you really fucked up my life because of that one. 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:21.000 Yeah, isn't it harder to do it? And you feel 0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:22.760 like they're about to fall off? Like I met one woman. 0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:25.720 She brings Latex clubs. She wears Latex clubs when she wipes. 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:33.800 Oh my god, what are these people eating? 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:36.320 Or they get bidets? A lot of them have bidets, 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:37.199 of course. 0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:39.760 Yeah, that's part of the reason why I like these 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:46.159 European men. They are so cleanly. Oh okay, okay, So 0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:52.600 back to this, So okay. This This author named Bianca Touretsky. 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:56.040 She wrote this essay story I don't I don't know 0:19:56.240 --> 0:20:00.000 exactly what you call it for the Today Show dot com, 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:02.720 Today dot com, and it says, I'm living with the 0:20:02.720 --> 0:20:07.879 ghost of my husband's first wife, So I'll basically summarize it. 0:20:08.200 --> 0:20:12.040 So she meets this husband. The husband happens to have 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:17.119 a house in Saghart Harbor, which is a seaside village 0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:23.919 on Long Island, and she thought right away that his wife, 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:27.119 his first wife, Ruth, was trying to kill her. She 0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:31.240 had been dead for six years at that point, and 0:20:32.560 --> 0:20:35.199 you know, this house was like beautiful. They tried to 0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:38.320 build it together the first wife, and she never really 0:20:38.320 --> 0:20:40.280 got to see it, and so it kind of just 0:20:40.320 --> 0:20:43.480 like sat empty for a long time. And then once 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:46.919 the man starts dating Bianca, then they're like, you know, 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:52.040 let's spend more time there. And the first thing that happened, 0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:54.360 she goes in there and she's like, oh my god, 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:58.720 there's like like it smells like poisonous air, like this 0:20:58.880 --> 0:21:01.560 is bad, which was like the house has been sitting 0:21:01.600 --> 0:21:04.879 for a long time, just empty. But she's kind of like, okay, 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:09.160 this bitch is trying to kill me. Okay. So then 0:21:09.240 --> 0:21:13.520 she has a dream that night that Ruth is Ruth, 0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:17.360 the first wife, is still alive, and that she had 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:18.959 never died. She was in a coma and she had 0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:22.520 woken up and she was looking for her family, and 0:21:22.560 --> 0:21:26.760 she's like, who are you? And in the dream, Bianca 0:21:26.800 --> 0:21:29.560 was hiding in her bedroom trying to stay quiet so 0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:32.639 that she could find her. She's like literally like hiding 0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:35.040 as this woman's like, what is going on? Is my 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:38.159 husband cheating on me? Whatever? And then she woke up 0:21:38.160 --> 0:21:41.520 gasman for air and her husband was like, I'm so sorry. 0:21:41.600 --> 0:21:43.399 I was wondering when that was going to happen to 0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:48.080 you because I keep having that same dream. So the 0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:50.639 two of them they got headaches in this house because 0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:51.240 of the smell. 0:21:51.960 --> 0:21:55.760