Speaker 1: We got a brand new Awkwad Tuesday phone call for you.
Speaker 1: Thank you for finding the Second Date Update podcast. I
Speaker 1: know you're like, why isn't there a second date? Well,
Speaker 1: we do this once a week. It's a little bit
Speaker 1: different than a second date. Yeah, you know, it's still
Speaker 1: relationship heavy, but it's not necessarily just romantic relationships. Although
Speaker 1: today is yeah, today very much so is Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't like it, yeah, and you will.
Speaker 1: There's some drama involved, some embarrassment for sure. And we
Speaker 1: do have some comments, of course, our lovely brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey listeners. We thank you so much for leaving comments.
Speaker 1: What do you see in Alexis?
Speaker 3: Talia said, I finished all the episodes from twenty twelve
Speaker 3: and it took me just three months.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's a different show.
Speaker 2: That's a long time ago.
Speaker 1: In three months, I did you do anything else? Have
Speaker 1: you bathed? Are you okay?
Speaker 2: I'm very concerned about their mental state.
Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for being with us, and we're gonna get
Speaker 1: this brand new Awkwad Tuesday phone call started right now.
Speaker 2: When you finally meet someone you really like, yeah, how
Speaker 2: do you get them to stick around? Wouldn't know, Jeffone,
Speaker 2: I know Brooks preferred method of keeping a man is
Speaker 2: an electrified security gate and a very big pat.
Speaker 3: Talk and stuff personality.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing wrong. Yes, one of our listeners
Speaker 2: might be doing it wrong too, and she's considering Brooks
Speaker 2: way after what happened when she met a guy at
Speaker 2: a house party and he literally escaped mid hookup. WHOA,
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear what happened and why she needs to
Speaker 2: get in contact with him during a brand new awkward
Speaker 2: Tuesday phone call. It's coming up next. It's awkward.
Speaker 4: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. The people in this room
Speaker 2: are no strangers to romantic encounters that end in total disaster.
Speaker 2: Why do you think I'm bands from three minor league
Speaker 2: baseball parks, two Wendy's in the Midwest, and the entire
Speaker 2: backside of Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 1: Wow, that makes sense. It's okay.
Speaker 2: Well, in my defense, there's less people on the other side.
Speaker 2: I didn't think I was going to get caught that.
Speaker 1: I don't realize they carved the other side.
Speaker 2: Yes they don't. I think they all have tails. I
Speaker 2: was doing most of the carving back there, but I
Speaker 2: don't bring all that up just to brag. I say
Speaker 2: it because one of our listeners reached out after she
Speaker 2: had a bizarre romantic encounter that left her feeling very confused. So, Danica,
Speaker 2: before we get into this, have you been to the
Speaker 2: backside of Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 4: Figured? Yeah, I'm sure we.
Speaker 2: All have figured, But tell us where did your strange
Speaker 2: encounter happen?
Speaker 4: So a few friends ended up meaning this really hot guy,
Speaker 4: Bennett Bennett.
Speaker 1: Isn't that a great surprise when your friends know somebody
Speaker 1: that's hot?
Speaker 2: Yes, seriously, surprise for you. Okay, So how did you
Speaker 2: and Bennett start hanging out or whatever you guys did?
Speaker 4: So we were just playing flip cup vibes are great,
Speaker 4: We're just hanging out, drinking more. He tried to go upstairs.
Speaker 1: Can I pause real quick? You are in high school, right,
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Why would you.
Speaker 1: It's like flip cup is happening, You're going upstairs?
Speaker 2: Never you never eat out of that, I.
Speaker 1: Know, But you don't like go to my friend's bedroom
Speaker 1: to make out with somebody like that feels like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: thing to do.
Speaker 4: Why are you going to your own house?
Speaker 2: Danica? You're giving off high school vibes? To Brook right now,
Speaker 2: can you mature it up a little bit her bedroom?
Speaker 2: Is it that you're going to friends or is it
Speaker 2: your parents?
Speaker 4: These are all valid, to be fair. It was like
Speaker 4: this large multi purpose room. They had a projector and
Speaker 4: they're watching them on the spectrum like okay, cute.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, your friends are watching the show together.
Speaker 2: You guys do house parties a lot differently than I
Speaker 2: would happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, slip cup level the spectrum.
Speaker 3: We're just sure it's pick your own adventure party Netflix.
Speaker 2: In the other room, we're actually raging. Just do whatever works.
Speaker 4: For you pretty much.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like is there a romantic vibe going
Speaker 2: on with you and Bennett at the moment?
Speaker 4: Totally? Everything's super flirty. I mentioned, Hey, I'm just going
Speaker 4: to run up to the bathroom, go to the second
Speaker 4: floor bathroom. Next thing I know, I open the door
Speaker 4: and he's right there. It's kind of like, you know,
Speaker 4: the look, is.
Speaker 3: That like perfect? Like you wanted that because it could
Speaker 3: seem a little eager if you weren't expecting the door.
Speaker 2: But you're like, right here, I'm also in the passenger
Speaker 2: seat of your car.
Speaker 4: I mean, I was a little bit surprised, but honestly,
Speaker 4: I was old the buzz, so I was into it, okay.
Speaker 1: And it's a good sign like he's trying to find
Speaker 1: like a private place to have a quick one on
Speaker 1: one meeting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a nice way to say it.
Speaker 3: Keep it.
Speaker 2: How did your business meeting in the bathroom go?
Speaker 4: So he comes in and close the bathroom. We start
Speaker 4: hooking up in.
Speaker 2: The there's a meeting I was talking about, just like
Speaker 2: the meetings we have here at work too. I'm sure
Speaker 2: none of it sounds awkward yet.
Speaker 4: No, it's at one point. So at one point though,
Speaker 4: we're hooking up and we can hear people outside in
Speaker 4: the hallway, and there's people that are like looking for him,
Speaker 4: like are calling.
Speaker 2: The name girl, you know the door that needs a puke.
Speaker 4: I mean, after what happened, I wish that's what was
Speaker 4: going on. So I'm kind of laughing right, being like,
Speaker 4: oh hah, like we're caught, we're consending adults making in
Speaker 4: a bathroom. But his reaction is so different.
Speaker 1: What was his reaction?
Speaker 4: He just starts freaking out and he puts his fingers
Speaker 4: up to his lips. He's like, oh.
Speaker 1: No, oh god, I mean we all think that he's
Speaker 1: in a relationship and it's his girlfriend looking for him, right, Like,
Speaker 1: isn't that exactly where your mind went?
Speaker 4: I thought he was joking until all of a sudden
Speaker 4: he starts panicking and he's like, I gotta get out
Speaker 4: of here. But instead of walking out the door, he
Speaker 4: opens the bathroom window and climbed out into a tree. Wow.
Speaker 1: Wait, you're on the second floor. He's willing to risk falling.
Speaker 2: Out climbing down, Okay, anything, I was in a frat
Speaker 2: house and that's a totally typical way to exit a bathroom.
Speaker 2: He destroyed in there in the bathroom, be like I
Speaker 2: got a pee, and then leave to go outside.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 2: I hate to defend him in this situation, but there
Speaker 2: could be an explanation.
Speaker 1: She's not at a frat party, Jeff, Well, it sounds close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, no, I mean objectively, it's a weird.
Speaker 5: Look.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he escapes out the bathroom window. Do you see
Speaker 1: him again?
Speaker 4: Well, so I walk out of the bathroom because people
Speaker 4: are banging on the door. I come out play dumb.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, well, I don't know, I hadn't seen him.
Speaker 4: I just came up to pee, go back downstairs, go
Speaker 4: to look for him, nowhere to be found, Like, I
Speaker 4: can't find him? He did anywhere?
Speaker 2: Weird out, I wonder.
Speaker 3: So now my problem is, what could it not be?
Speaker 3: Like we I now I think it's the girlfriend, Like,
Speaker 3: what could the excuse? Maybe he does all someone.
Speaker 1: You have to be gossiping with your friends who are
Speaker 1: in the party at this point, right, Like what did
Speaker 1: they say?
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm like vibe, I'm leaving the party. Twenty minutes later,
Speaker 4: I get a text from my friend being like, oh,
Speaker 4: you missed it. Some dude just fell out of a
Speaker 4: tree outside the party.
Speaker 1: Who I bet it was still in the tree.
Speaker 4: He was up there. He was in the freaking tree
Speaker 4: the whole time.
Speaker 2: What he was waiting for you to come around and
Speaker 2: help him down, or waiting for you to go back
Speaker 2: into the bathroom and let him back in through the
Speaker 2: windows so you could continue what you start.
Speaker 4: You guys are heartless?
Speaker 1: Is he okay?
Speaker 4: He cares? I wish I knew. I got his number
Speaker 4: from my friend to text him to see if he
Speaker 4: was okay, not answering completely.
Speaker 3: Ghost Maybe he broke his hands on the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you run the risk that this guy
Speaker 1: doesn't even remember you, like if he was drunk enough
Speaker 1: to fall out of a window and hang in a tree.
Speaker 2: Like that's the point too. So this is an awkward
Speaker 2: Tuesday phone call. You've called us seeking some sort of
Speaker 2: advice in this situation? What are you hoping to do
Speaker 2: with your call?
Speaker 4: Here? I tell him all of it, Like what was that?
Speaker 4: Why did he just did and just climb on this tree?
Speaker 4: How come he hasn't been returning my calls? And like
Speaker 4: are we going to see each other again? I want
Speaker 4: to know all the above?
Speaker 2: And is he okay from his.
Speaker 1: From any one?
Speaker 2: That's point number four. We'll get to it, maybe five,
Speaker 2: But we'll think of some good advice to give you
Speaker 2: before we come back and let you do your awkward
Speaker 2: Tuesday phone call right after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 4: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Some hookups and with a
Speaker 2: little kiss, snack and a polite request to sign an NDA,
Speaker 2: but others, and with a grown man scrambling out of
Speaker 2: a bathroom window like a raccoon escaping one of Brook's
Speaker 2: backyard barbecues. They don't away from the food.
Speaker 1: They don't get away. They are the foods.
Speaker 2: Yes, Jo That's what happened to one of our listeners, Danica,
Speaker 2: after she had a little bathroom rendezvous during a house party.
Speaker 2: But when the guy's friends came knocking on the door
Speaker 2: looking for him, he panicked and climbed out the second
Speaker 2: story window into a tree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then later after she left the party, fell
Speaker 1: out of said treat like that is so important to
Speaker 1: this story.
Speaker 2: He became the talk of the party kind of totally.
Speaker 2: The weird part, though, is now that she's been texting him,
Speaker 2: every text has gone unanswered, so she doesn't know if
Speaker 2: he's okay, why he tried to escape out the window.
Speaker 2: I think it's.
Speaker 1: Weird that all of her friends said that he's single,
Speaker 1: because I thought for sure he is escaping because he
Speaker 1: was in a relationship.
Speaker 2: That's why she needs our help getting those answers. And
Speaker 2: if this goes well, Danica, you said you would still
Speaker 2: be interested in hanging out with Bennett again.
Speaker 4: Oh no, No, what happened? And if he still feels
Speaker 4: the same way, I would love to Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, maybe Brook has some good advice for you. Brook,
Speaker 2: What do you think I mean?
Speaker 1: I think that's key is that you need to come
Speaker 1: at this fun and flirty, not accusatory. Okay, do you
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying? An example for her, Well, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I heard and you were the talk
Speaker 1: of the party, Like wasn't that wild? You know, like
Speaker 1: make it fun, like you want to be part of
Speaker 1: the story.
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: Why did you leave me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You just gotta be careful on that one.
Speaker 2: Okay, keep keep it light and flirty, Jose, what do
Speaker 2: you think?
Speaker 3: Well, I like your advice because I think to keep
Speaker 3: it fun, light and flirty, you should tell them some
Speaker 3: tree jokes to.
Speaker 2: Lighten the mood, right, like when was that party crazy?
Speaker 2: Especially when you had to make like a tree and leaf? Okay,
Speaker 2: turn it into a little open mic night on the
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday?
Speaker 1: Are you? And that'll keep it light and flirty, just
Speaker 1: like and maybe not give you a second.
Speaker 4: I don't want to kill a mood.
Speaker 2: You're making a mood.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Maybe you lead with the flirtatiousness and you sprinkle in
Speaker 2: the humor and if you're in a panic and you
Speaker 2: need to help yourself out there. But that's your advice,
Speaker 2: you can use it however you feel fit. But we're
Speaker 2: ready to help you. We're gonna step away and let
Speaker 2: you make your awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, okay, thanks.
Speaker 1: Hopefully he picks up, but he remembers you.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm.
Speaker 3: That would be devastating this.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. All right, let's not waste any more time.
Speaker 2: I'm dialing it right now.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hey, is it Bennet? Yeah? Hey, Donna is Danica from
Speaker 4: the house party last week? Oh yeah, Alice's friend. We
Speaker 4: met went to the second floor bathroom. Okay, I just
Speaker 4: want to wanted I heard you fell out of a tree.
Speaker 4: Are you okay?
Speaker 5: I'm okay. I was a little embarrassed, but I'm okay.
Speaker 5: What's up. I kind of need to get going.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm relieved you're okay. I just I don't know.
Speaker 4: I texted you that night just to see how you were.
Speaker 5: And yeah, I got your text. I don't know what
Speaker 5: to say. Sorry, Okay.
Speaker 4: I mean it's kind of weird, like avoiding me after
Speaker 4: all that stuff we did in the bathroom. I thought
Speaker 4: we were having a good time.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're seeing someone else, I mean, like, I
Speaker 4: get it. I probably would want to get caught either.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, I I just didn't want to
Speaker 5: have happened what happened the last time when I was
Speaker 5: doing something when I was drunk. I just didn't want
Speaker 5: that to happen again.
Speaker 4: The last time. What does that mean?
Speaker 5: My friends always do this to me when I drink.
Speaker 5: They find me doing something crazy or stupid or dumb,
Speaker 5: and then they film it and they share it to
Speaker 5: group chats, and then somehow my mom always finds it somehow, okay,
Speaker 5: somebody in or something, and then she winds up sending
Speaker 5: all of those videos to my whole extended family. It's
Speaker 5: so embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I guess that's totally weird and a reason.
Speaker 4: Are you drinking right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean I had a couple of beers. It's about it.
Speaker 4: Okay, So you and I had a.
Speaker 5: Couple of shots of whiskey.
Speaker 4: Anything else?
Speaker 5: Well, you know I took a couple of hits too,
Speaker 5: so cool.
Speaker 4: Well sounds like a party.
Speaker 5: Finish.
Speaker 2: I'm jealous.
Speaker 5: What did you? Oh? God, what's going on?
Speaker 4: You're going to understand?
Speaker 3: Even if we tell you, yeah, we're asking the same question.
Speaker 4: I think I would like to know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if who knows if you're going to
Speaker 2: remember this? Conversation, Bennett. But you're on the radio right
Speaker 2: now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah kidding me. Oh my god, my mom listens to
Speaker 5: these stations. She's going to hear this crap.
Speaker 1: Why so concerned about your mother?
Speaker 5: Why do you think I'm drinking?
Speaker 4: So you and Jeffrey have.
Speaker 1: More in common than I realized.
Speaker 2: Vide bro, Yeah, okay, this is a segment that we do.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, No, it's okay. It's called the
Speaker 2: Awkward Tuesday phone call. Danica is a listener to our show,
Speaker 2: and she was really worried about you after you climbed
Speaker 2: out the window at that party.
Speaker 5: Well, the whole plan backfired on me anyway, because somebody
Speaker 5: got a video of me failing out of the damn tree.
Speaker 2: That's the whole thing you're trying to avoid getting filmed.
Speaker 5: And somebody leaped that video to my mom and I
Speaker 5: both got out there.
Speaker 1: Oh. I don't know if I was Dana, if I
Speaker 1: would feel better or worse about this whole situation.
Speaker 4: Why I would take the cheating at this point rather
Speaker 4: than the mom Exactly? Why are they trying to out you?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 2: I know it is weird of.
Speaker 1: Your fan, Like, at any point were you actually interested
Speaker 1: or attracted to her?
Speaker 5: Sure? I would love to, but I don't know if
Speaker 5: I can go out with anybody because my mom grounded.
Speaker 2: Me after she saw the video. You got grounded? Didn't
Speaker 2: we say? We're not in high school?
Speaker 1: I told you this was a valid question at the
Speaker 1: beginning of this call, Bennett, Are you an adult man?
Speaker 5: You know I am an adult man. I've got a job.
Speaker 5: I lived with my mother and unfortunately she controls a
Speaker 5: lot of stuff in my life.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's one of those parents under my roof.
Speaker 2: This is making sense why you don't want the videos
Speaker 2: leaked out, because there's a lot on the line for you.
Speaker 5: You guys have absolutely no idea how much she gives
Speaker 5: me a breakfast ever, starting.
Speaker 2: Well, you probably saw the video of him falling out
Speaker 2: of the tree late that night, so I brought it
Speaker 2: up the pancakes. He's like, sit down, we need to talk.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Danica, after she got her answers,
Speaker 1: is still interested in that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you know what.
Speaker 4: I may have been drinking more than I thought that night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can.
Speaker 4: Handle someone having to live at home I get it
Speaker 4: times of chess, But I'm sorry you asked him how
Speaker 4: he felt about me and he said sure.
Speaker 2: Yes, No, well that's the alcohol talking, by the way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and his mother again.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of red flags here, okay, well more
Speaker 1: than there was somehow even at the party.
Speaker 4: Giving me a lot of clarity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think, Danica, the good news is we
Speaker 2: found out that Bennett is okay after his fall. That
Speaker 2: must make you feel good.
Speaker 4: Have you heard anything he said?
Speaker 2: You think about it? I meant physically, he's on the
Speaker 2: harm you know, I'm on the phone.
Speaker 5: I can hear what you guys are saying about me.
Speaker 2: You know, you have a headache.
Speaker 1: Well, he's drunk so much booze. It sounds like you
Speaker 1: maybe need to lay off the party in a little
Speaker 1: bit there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not getting any younger. What's your name?
Speaker 1: No, No, my name is Alexis.
Speaker 2: You said to be flirty, but I thought Danico was
Speaker 2: supposed to be the flirty one.
Speaker 4: That's you, you know.
Speaker 2: I guess, Danica, you got your answers that you were
Speaker 2: looking to get from Bennett, at least most of them.
Speaker 2: We didn't get to the final one about the possibility
Speaker 2: of you and Bennett reconnecting in the future. Oh, that's
Speaker 2: for a future awkward to stay phone call. We'll call
Speaker 2: you back when you wake up from your nap.
Speaker 5: Okay, Bennett, how do you know it's almost nap time?
Speaker 5: You guys got cameras over?
Speaker 4: I can pick them.
Speaker 1: Wow, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.