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Speaker 3: Dot Up, Episode three eighteen. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 3: I think I was talking during the song. Did you
Speaker 3: have my mic turned off?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Your micro was off. I shut you off with oh, good, good,
Speaker 2: good good. Your habit of diarrhea of the mouth. Oh
Speaker 2: that's not nice. That's not nice at all.
Speaker 3: David Brody, David Brody, Oh my god, I'm speaking a diarrhea.
Speaker 2: How is your Thanksgiving? What the hell is that supposed
Speaker 2: to be?
Speaker 3: Because I wanted to I wanted to say I had
Speaker 3: a diarrhea for Thanksgiving Giving.
Speaker 4: But I went to wah wah at some point during
Speaker 4: the week of Thanksgiving Monday or Tuesday maybe, and had
Speaker 4: the wah wah Thanksgiving bowl.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a wah wah wah wah.
Speaker 2: No, is that actually very good? Really? Yeah? Okay? What is? It?
Speaker 2: Was turk. It was all the things I like, turkey, stuffing, cranberries.
Speaker 4: Stuffing, cranberry sauce, gravy, potatoes, nothing green.
Speaker 2: It's perfect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I love that. They a lot of
Speaker 3: a lot of restaurants or you know, delis. They do
Speaker 3: the Thanksgiving on a roll where they just they'll do
Speaker 3: the the gobbler. The gobbler, right. Busted Market used to
Speaker 3: do a mean one. I'm really good.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you. I know. I mentioned them a lot.
Speaker 4: Tommy's Tavern and Tap has a seasonal menu. Yeah, they
Speaker 4: do a Thanksgiving a gobbler type thing where it's turkey
Speaker 4: and stuffing, sweet potato fries. Oh yeah, marshmallow dipping sauce
Speaker 4: for the fries.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, talk to me.
Speaker 4: Delicious gravy so good, right, so good, and like on
Speaker 4: like a crusty bread like so it's open faced with
Speaker 4: like a mountain of.
Speaker 3: Stuff on top of it. Crusty bread, crusty bread. Crusty bread.
Speaker 3: Used to do afternoon this krusty bread with your drive
Speaker 3: home today, krusty bread all your headsphere, commute, crusty bread.
Speaker 2: It's krusty bread in the after all. The truckers called
Speaker 2: him CB on the radio, TV Radio, Cebe Radio, Cebe
Speaker 2: radioo Io.
Speaker 3: Crusty bread, krusty. I'd like to request a song by
Speaker 3: Queen you got it.
Speaker 2: Jimmy, Here's bread on CBE radio.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. David Soul from Yeah Starskin Hutch. Wasn't
Speaker 4: that I have one of the singers I'd like to
Speaker 4: make it with you. I'd like it right, Yep, that
Speaker 4: Bread seventies. I know nothing about the seventies. Uh you know,
Speaker 4: I notice from my my rapped on my uh my
Speaker 4: that I do. I use a lot of E d M.
Speaker 3: I listened to a lot of d M when we
Speaker 3: said when we say wrapped, we're talking about the year
Speaker 3: in review. Oh, the Spotify Spotify wrapped. Yeah, and iHeart
Speaker 3: Radio just launched one a lot of our listeners on
Speaker 3: iHeart Radio. So I just got the email today that
Speaker 3: it should be going out. So it's called the iHeart
Speaker 3: Rewind twenty twenty four. So what a great idea said
Speaker 3: ten years later. So you'll be looking look for that everybody.
Speaker 3: And you're if you're an iHeartRadio listener, if you're a
Speaker 3: Spotify listener, you've been doing this for a minute. But
Speaker 3: I noticed that my top artists are always going to
Speaker 3: be ed M, John Summit and Cascade and Joel Corey
Speaker 3: and Tiesto. These are this is what I use Spotify
Speaker 3: most for. And then Drake and Bad.
Speaker 2: Bunny are in there, so oh, very nice. What about you?
Speaker 2: All classic rock. No, it's not all classic rock. It's
Speaker 2: a lot of alt rock and hard rock.
Speaker 4: You know what my my Spotify list is is odd
Speaker 4: because it says who my top artists are, but it's
Speaker 4: based on like the if I listened to one song
Speaker 4: a thousand times, they call that my top artist. But
Speaker 4: I may have listened to like forty songs by an artist,
Speaker 4: and no I'm top list. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: most played, but they should have done like most songs
Speaker 4: played by an artist would be your top artist. So
Speaker 4: the fact that I like, I woke up to Van
Speaker 4: Halen a lot this year. I set my alarm to
Speaker 4: Van Halen, but it's the same van Halen song is
Speaker 4: the first song on my playlist, so that says it's
Speaker 4: my number one song, but it's not really because I
Speaker 4: just woke up and said, turn me alarm off.
Speaker 2: Right. Well, but van Halen came up.
Speaker 4: As my top artist, which is one of my top
Speaker 4: artists I think for the year. But you know, so
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go down my list, which is very different
Speaker 4: than yours. But again it's based on songs I listened
Speaker 4: to a lot. So my number two artists is ghost.
Speaker 4: Why I like Ghost not one of my top artists.
Speaker 4: But I listened to Call Me Little Sunshine a lot
Speaker 4: this year, and I took my daughter to see them
Speaker 4: in concert, so I played a lot leading up to
Speaker 4: the concert.
Speaker 2: Falling in Reverse was my third top artist.
Speaker 3: I listened to one song by them a lot, The
Speaker 3: Drug in Me.
Speaker 4: Is You, but I didn't listen to a lot of
Speaker 4: songs by them, so it's weird. Day Seeker was number four.
Speaker 4: I listened to Without Me a lot, but not a
Speaker 4: lot of other songs by them, and then Amaranth.
Speaker 2: But you're speaking a different language to me, It's crazy.
Speaker 4: These are rock bands. Amaranth is a Nordic metal Oh wow,
Speaker 4: wow it's it's basically like high orchestration, heavy metal, hard rock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 4: Not for me, it's yeah anyway, So it's not really
Speaker 4: my favorite artist. So the artist I played the most,
Speaker 4: it's the songs I played the most by those artists.
Speaker 2: Technically, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 4: And then one day it said I listened to the
Speaker 4: Spotify for like four hours straight.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't remember doing that, but I do have some
Speaker 4: stats for our listeners. On the Brooklyn Boys podcast, Wrapped oh,
Speaker 4: what do you got? Well, our streams on Spotify are
Speaker 4: up twenty eight percent, so thank you slices. We appreciate
Speaker 4: that we gained fifteen percent new followers on Spotify, which
Speaker 4: which may mean you guys switched to Spotify and we
Speaker 4: don't have new listeners. But if we do walk, I'm
Speaker 4: aboard number Episode two eighty eight, Two Girls one Schmuck
Speaker 4: was our most popular episode of the year.
Speaker 2: Two Girls won.
Speaker 3: This is with Spotify listeners though, ye Spotify, not Apple
Speaker 3: or iHeart.
Speaker 2: That's what only means, you know, not only fans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know we were streamed in thirty two countries,
Speaker 4: America being the number one country, right, the number one
Speaker 4: podcast if you listen to our podcast, Your favorite podcast
Speaker 4: other than ours has got to be the Elvis Duran
Speaker 4: in the Morning show on demand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course it has to be. No, all right, Well,
Speaker 2: what's number two?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: The Joe Rogan Experience. Uh huh.
Speaker 3: We share a lot of listeners with them. This is
Speaker 3: with Joe Rogan. Now, if we could share little of
Speaker 3: his money, that'd be great. I'll tell you what. He
Speaker 3: shared a few of his mushrooms with me. Is a
Speaker 3: story coming up a little later. Can't wait to hear that.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear that.
Speaker 4: Another thing where we will disagree the number three podcasts,
Speaker 4: No surprise.
Speaker 3: The fifteen minute morning Show, Yeah, which is getting a facelift.
Speaker 3: It's going to be changed after the new year. We're
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes and extra minute. No, we're renaming it. It's
Speaker 3: gonna be called uh Elvis durand show after party, like
Speaker 3: after an after party. It's like after the morning show
Speaker 3: is over. So we're gonna change it's it's the word,
Speaker 3: the fifteen minute morning.
Speaker 4: Sultan got paid a lot of money to come up
Speaker 4: with that idea.
Speaker 2: Andrew came up with it from our big show. And
Speaker 2: I'll like you, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying I like the rebranding, wasn't it It
Speaker 3: wasn't not actually a stern thing. I actually like it.
Speaker 3: The after show, you after party, the after party.
Speaker 2: It's a good name.
Speaker 3: I think that was a great name for seven years ago.
Speaker 3: No morning branding, No fifteen minute. No, the fifteen minute
Speaker 3: morning show was good seven years ago when we used
Speaker 3: to deliver fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Now do not do fifteen minutes all over the road.
Speaker 2: We don't. It's a great name.
Speaker 4: Then, change the name, and then absolutely I like the
Speaker 4: name Andrew. I just didn't you if you're consistently fifteen
Speaker 4: minutes that it tells people you're not everything, but consistent. Oh,
Speaker 4: then definitely changed. I could call and then number four
Speaker 4: Armchair Expert with Dak Shepard. Now I'm not telling you this,
Speaker 4: you could go switch over to Dak Shepherd. I'm just
Speaker 4: saying that, obviously some of our listeners like him, and
Speaker 4: I happen to like him and his wife very much.
Speaker 2: And then talented. What other stats do I have? Scary?
Speaker 2: What is the favorite music of our audience on Spotify?
Speaker 2: It's got to be pop music?
Speaker 3: YEP, pop music, R and B, second, country, third, Yeah,
Speaker 3: where's Nordic rock? Nordic Rock's number one? With one of
Speaker 3: the co hosts, where's e DM dumbass? None of it nowhere? No,
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Ah yeah, Oh no, I'm just.
Speaker 2: Saying, like, you know whatever. Yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 3: Saying and oh uh, it's crazy because with my Heart
Speaker 3: Radio app, the email I got was you must be
Speaker 3: a big jazz fan and I'm like.
Speaker 2: What what? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because on every Sunday morning, it's a ritual. You
Speaker 3: don't notice about me. The slices don't notice about me.
Speaker 3: When Bob and sleeps over. Every Sunday morning, we wake up,
Speaker 3: we make some coffee, and we listened to smooth jazz
Speaker 3: on iHeart Radio, the Smooth Jazz channel, and no, yes,
Speaker 3: you can go back to bed. No, it's blasting through
Speaker 3: my house. I tell uh, you know my smart speaker,
Speaker 3: or to play the smooth jazz station on iHeart Radio.
Speaker 3: And iHeart Radio has a great Sunday morning jazz channel.
Speaker 3: It's just a thing that we do. Are you sure
Speaker 3: you're not listening to the jizz channel? You are disgusting,
Speaker 3: You're foul. David Brody, you are what?
Speaker 2: What what? What? What? What? What? What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: What? What? What? All right?
Speaker 3: We got a lot of stuff to cover. We're just
Speaker 3: getting underway, so are we?
Speaker 2: We are all right? Okay, any more stats before we
Speaker 2: go to No more stats.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to say that, h when we come
Speaker 4: back after the break, before we go to the second break,
Speaker 4: I want to talk about what I'm thankful for, since
Speaker 4: this is what we do this time of year.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right here we are.
Speaker 3: All right, So for the Thanksgiving brick, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3: We've been I mean, we did our Slice time, which
Speaker 3: was great, Thank you for your contributions.
Speaker 2: One of our best Slice times and longest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and oh I I scolded. I scolded, uh slick Vinnie,
Speaker 3: slick Vinnie from sales.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, from slipping in his sponsor. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: started laughing his ass off.
Speaker 3: He thought it was hysterical that, you know, when that
Speaker 3: year he basically, you know, just dropped he just name
Speaker 3: dropped his uh his client. So yeah, So so on
Speaker 3: Slice time. So yeah, so he goes, all right, he goes,
Speaker 3: I won't do it again, you know what, you know
Speaker 3: what that means He's gonna be Yeah, he's gonna do
Speaker 3: it again. So so yeah, so we really didn't get
Speaker 3: to talk about Thanksgiving or our break or anything.
Speaker 2: So a lot of transpired. I mean I went to
Speaker 2: Costa Rica and I gotta say, Brody, I'm not big
Speaker 2: on drugs. Yeah. I've been there a few times, been
Speaker 2: different places in Costa Rica. This is a.
Speaker 3: Different another different area that I've never been. We rented
Speaker 3: a house in the mountains. And for those of the
Speaker 3: you who don't realize it, Costa Rica extremely underrated. It's
Speaker 3: up and then by the way, Costa Rica tourism, not
Speaker 3: a sponsor. We'd like to have no, Yeah, for just
Speaker 3: under five hours and a direct flight, you can go
Speaker 3: to Costa Rica and you can, and the flights are
Speaker 3: really cheap.
Speaker 2: A lot of times of the year you can get
Speaker 2: a great deal.
Speaker 3: And then once you get there, everyone speaks English, everyone's friendly,
Speaker 3: there's you know not they have a very relatively low
Speaker 3: threat of of you know of of of a risk
Speaker 3: of it's not it's low crime rate, right, and like.
Speaker 2: They're shooting people on the street.
Speaker 3: In the middle of Manhattan, and you're you're paying like
Speaker 3: a fraction of the price for like lodging and like
Speaker 3: food and stuff like that. So we rented these badass,
Speaker 3: two badass mansions attached to each.
Speaker 2: Other with pools and hot tubs and barbecues with a chef,
Speaker 2: and we got it.
Speaker 3: We got it for like a fracture of the price
Speaker 3: that you would get that same type of treatment.
Speaker 2: With a chef, because god forbid you cook your own food. Okay,
Speaker 2: we don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because when you when you got ten guys, you
Speaker 3: want to go all out. Let let a chef take
Speaker 3: care of it for like you kick in x amount
Speaker 3: per guy. Yeah, they do the shopping, they do the cooking,
Speaker 3: They know the local people, they know the purveyors of
Speaker 3: the meat and the fish.
Speaker 2: So no one is surprised by this going well, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, But I'm saying, I'm trying to give people new
Speaker 3: ideas because you could probably if you're gonna do a
Speaker 3: fan if you're gonna do a family vacation and you
Speaker 3: want to bring people away.
Speaker 2: Listen, I love Disney just as much as the next person.
Speaker 3: You don't, No, I'm okay, but yeah, but I'm I'm
Speaker 3: on board with the idea of it.
Speaker 2: You're on board with the ide have other people going there. Yeah.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is it will cost you five times
Speaker 3: as much money and and you're getting this beautiful that's
Speaker 3: just climate with colorful birds. We saw two cans, We
Speaker 3: saw sloths, We saw Brodie, We saw monkeys again. I
Speaker 3: went so we went to on a monkey tour. It
Speaker 3: was it was in the man.
Speaker 2: We went to a mangrove. A what the mangrove? Mangrove?
Speaker 2: You went to the mangrove.
Speaker 3: Mangrove? Yeah, is that code for sleeping with one of
Speaker 3: your friends? No, bro heading down to the mangrove, you
Speaker 3: go to the mangrove. Did you have you've gone to
Speaker 3: your own manico.
Speaker 2: It's a swampy area that they that swampy area. And
Speaker 2: then the driver of the boat hands you a banana.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna ask you.
Speaker 3: You how a big banana and the mangrove bet you
Speaker 3: you stick your hand out, he hand you banana.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can rub it up and down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a mushie banana. And then at first it is
Speaker 2: and then it hardens up, and then.
Speaker 3: They and then they call the they make these crazy calls.
Speaker 3: I've done this before.
Speaker 2: I did this. I think, oh god, oh dear god.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but this went viral on Instagram. I
Speaker 3: did this for the Morning show. They're like, what does
Speaker 3: it sound like?
Speaker 2: It goes.
Speaker 3: Like someone said they made a one hour loop. Someone
Speaker 3: made a one hour loop of me doing that. So
Speaker 3: if you're making that sound while you're in the mangrove,
Speaker 3: you're not using enough lube.
Speaker 2: Okay, listen to me. Listen.
Speaker 3: That calls all the monkeys. So the monkeys wake up
Speaker 3: from wherever they are and they come running to the boats.
Speaker 2: Oh that's just what you want.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And basically they eat out of the palm of
Speaker 3: your hand and they jump on your head and then
Speaker 3: they'll just that could rip your face off. These Yeah,
Speaker 3: but these are friendly monkeys. Remember that they have shirts
Speaker 3: that say Hi, I'm a friendly monkey. The monkeys are
Speaker 3: the mangroves of the man grove monkeys. They are three
Speaker 3: families one of them. One family is not frofia like
Speaker 3: the mafia.
Speaker 2: Is three families.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a rubout. There was a rubout in
Speaker 3: the mangrove. One family and another family monkey company was killed.
Speaker 3: Another two monkey fit too soon. Two monkey families got
Speaker 3: into it unrelated and they killed the brother and the
Speaker 3: families were crazy. It was a terf war right there
Speaker 3: in the mangroves. This happens in real life. So the
Speaker 3: tribes stay away from each other. So the third tribe,
Speaker 3: I think it's the again I said this one, the
Speaker 3: Kanan tribe. That one of them was Kang.
Speaker 2: The name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Kangs are very friendly and they play with
Speaker 3: the people in the boats and they love their bananas.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so we were very interactive. They're not going
Speaker 2: to rip your face off. They love your bananas, and
Speaker 2: they come down and they jump onto the boat. It's
Speaker 2: a wonderful experience. Listen, would any of the monkeys trying
Speaker 2: to ask their on bananas? You are so funny, brody,
Speaker 2: you are, I'm just asking. You're in a mangrove. I
Speaker 2: was in a mangrove. So why did they call it
Speaker 2: a monkey grove?
Speaker 3: Because that's what they're called. Anyone in South Florida you
Speaker 3: know what a mangrove is. It's usually a calm, calm,
Speaker 3: swampy area that you could you bring your speedboat through it.
Speaker 3: But around you on both sides of the banks are
Speaker 3: you know, lush greenery or trees and whatever the case. Anyway,
Speaker 3: so we drove through the mangroves. We called the monkeys over.
Speaker 3: This footage done now, I saw no footage my friends,
Speaker 3: my friends all got their video with it. You took
Speaker 3: no monkey videos. I used videos. No, no, because I
Speaker 3: got to go. Last time we did this. This is
Speaker 3: the second time I'm doing this. The first time was
Speaker 3: back in January. I posted all those videos. You saw it.
Speaker 3: You saw this, so I reposted it. Anyway, my friends
Speaker 3: got to go anyway, like Falco and Sex on the way,
Speaker 3: Dave and Jetski, Brian.
Speaker 2: They were all took turns.
Speaker 3: You know with the monkeys all right, anyway, they they
Speaker 3: had their bananas. I know it sounds weird because especially
Speaker 3: just going on in the mangrove. But anyway, just know
Speaker 3: that the that these monkeys have real character, they have charisma.
Speaker 2: But I always, I will tell you, it seems almost
Speaker 2: like planned, almost like it seems like the monkeys just
Speaker 2: are working for the mangroves. And every time these boats
Speaker 2: pull up, it's like, uh, you gotta do the dog
Speaker 2: and Pony show.
Speaker 3: Hold on here, I come jumping up and down it
Speaker 3: They do the same thing, the same bit. There's people
Speaker 3: with there's hundreds of people with videos and it's the
Speaker 3: same bit. So I'm wondering if they're just trained to
Speaker 3: do that or if they're like, you know, they're kind
Speaker 3: of actors in the show, almost like a you know,
Speaker 3: like a Disney thing.
Speaker 2: The clowns. They amuse you, they amuse me, you know,
Speaker 2: the clown How are they funny? You laugh? But it's
Speaker 2: almost like you good monkeys.
Speaker 3: I mean, obviously they're there for the food, obviously that's
Speaker 3: what you know. They're not, but it's just wild that
Speaker 3: it's just like clockwork that they you know, So I
Speaker 3: highly recommend people doing doing this. You know that we
Speaker 3: have the rainforests over there. Anyway, so much stuff. But
Speaker 3: I had one afternoon where it was the point of return.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't. You know, I don't take drugs.
Speaker 2: I don't know that. Not a drug guy, I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not a drug guy. I'm not. I don't like
Speaker 2: a drug. I don't smoke. I don't smoke cigarettes. I
Speaker 2: don't smoke. I don't smoke pot, cigarettes, cigarette, they're addictive.
Speaker 2: But anyway, but I might. I'll take a drag here
Speaker 2: and there. I'll do a gummy here and there, but
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna make a drag of what. You don't
Speaker 2: take a drag of cigarettes, A smoke, a no of marijuana.
Speaker 2: If someone rolls a joint, okay, you know, all right, great, okay, great, thanks,
Speaker 2: But I doesn't. I'm not. It doesn't do anything for me.
Speaker 2: Are you coughing or calling the monkeys? So someone brought
Speaker 2: speaking of Joe Rogan? Why are you whispering?
Speaker 3: They brought the we're doing a pot. Joe Rogan has
Speaker 3: a line, not a sponsor. He's a line of mushrooms
Speaker 3: in the form of gummies. So they're not THC pop gummies.
Speaker 3: These are mushroom gummies. So the back of the package
Speaker 3: from one says take one to four for micro does
Speaker 3: take five to eight, five to eight for like tripping,
Speaker 3: and nine to fourteen tripping balls, it says on the
Speaker 3: back of the package.
Speaker 2: So well, Mike, and this is from doctor Joe Rogan.
Speaker 3: This is what is This is a line of Google
Speaker 3: it Joe Rogan's mushroom gummies.
Speaker 2: There. You can buy them online.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they exist. I'm saying they're not. Like, he
Speaker 4: didn't come up with the recipe.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, he put his name on them. Okay,
Speaker 2: so you die, you can sue him. I guess no,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, anyway, I had the best time with them, Me
Speaker 3: and my friends. We all broke them out one commercial.
Speaker 2: For no it's not.
Speaker 3: We were just ten guys sitting on a table enjoying
Speaker 3: nature and our backyard next to the.
Speaker 2: Pool and has done with the monkeys, and we got
Speaker 2: into this laughing fit, like and given the monkeys the gummies.
Speaker 2: Everything was funny. Oh, everything was funny. Like I'd just
Speaker 2: be looking at.
Speaker 3: Falco and he'd be looking at me, and I'd be like,
Speaker 3: you're wearing a red shirt and then my laugh would
Speaker 3: cause someone else to laugh and like what are we
Speaker 3: talking about? And it just when you're all doing this together,
Speaker 3: having this experience, it's just it's something else. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: definitely took We were up at the tripping balls in
Speaker 3: that ballpark.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it was. It was a crazy experience.
Speaker 4: Well, if it makes you find everything funny. And again
Speaker 4: I'm not promoting drugs, but maybe you should take one
Speaker 4: before you sign onto the podcast.
Speaker 3: Well no, maybe, no, No, What were you're saying is
Speaker 3: the slices should take them before this we.
Speaker 4: Find the podcast funny. I'm saying, might make you, you know,
Speaker 4: more upbeaten fun. But you didn't apreciate that.
Speaker 2: I'm the king of upbeating fun. You kidding me? So
Speaker 2: it was, it was, it was definitely. Ah, it was
Speaker 2: a fun time, weird fun, right. And what you what
Speaker 2: you bring back for Robin?
Speaker 3: You know we've gone over this in the past. Robin
Speaker 3: does not expect souvenirs to expect because you have a
Speaker 3: track record, I'm not bringing or anything. You couldn't bring
Speaker 3: it back a monkey or something. What what am I
Speaker 3: supposed to bring back?
Speaker 2: A shot glass?
Speaker 4: I don't know, something from the rainforest that makes it
Speaker 4: makes you know, you think of hard you saw a flower?
Speaker 3: Anything that I could go right now online and buy
Speaker 3: anything and any access and prod the same.
Speaker 2: So a shirt to bringer a gummy at least you
Speaker 2: know everyone do we do? Do you guys?
Speaker 3: Do that?
Speaker 2: Do people the slices do that?
Speaker 3: Every time you go away, there's a list of people
Speaker 3: you buy for and you come back with a mug
Speaker 3: or a keychain or.
Speaker 4: A magnet you buy I'm saying you buy her some
Speaker 4: piece of jewelry that's local to the area.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't really go into town and visit like
Speaker 2: stores and like jewelry store. I don't know why would you?
Speaker 2: Is that something that you do? Is that? Is that wrong?
Speaker 2: I just I'm just busting you chops. No, if it
Speaker 2: depends where I went.
Speaker 4: If I went to some place that was you know,
Speaker 4: if I went to Hawaii, I'd bring something Hawaiian back.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Costa Ric brings something Coasta Rica. What I care about
Speaker 3: is like the room in my suitcase and then I
Speaker 3: have none.
Speaker 2: Of it, so I can't carry extra ship. Is that
Speaker 2: why you were in Costa Rica?
Speaker 4: I was eating the gobbler bowl at the.
Speaker 2: Gobbler I love it. But let me tell you this again.
Speaker 2: The chefs at wah Wah prepared my gobbler.
Speaker 4: I gave them a piece of paper when I when
Speaker 4: it was time for me to pick up my order,
Speaker 4: they gave it to me. I found a quality listen.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna whisper this now. I found a quality parking
Speaker 4: spot in the parking lot at wah Wah.
Speaker 2: Where is this? And I ate the gobbler in my car.
Speaker 4: Where I was listening to Van Halen and Falling in
Speaker 4: Reverse and Ghost and day Seeker on my Spotify playlists.
Speaker 3: David my cough, David Brody is living on That food
Speaker 3: was prepared for me by a wah Wah chef.
Speaker 2: You are living on the edge, that's right.
Speaker 4: I almost bought actual gummy bears the candy ones from
Speaker 4: the store, but I didn't. I didn't want that sugar rush,
Speaker 4: but you wanted to.
Speaker 2: I listen to Rush all the time.
Speaker 4: At one point I mixed the cranberry sauce in with
Speaker 4: the stuffing and together, Oh my god, you rebel. And
Speaker 4: I was laughing at people walking by everything. They everybody
Speaker 4: walked by laughed at them because I was like, I
Speaker 4: got my gobbler bowl and you don't. So, guys, instead
Speaker 4: of going to Disney World, where you're gonna spend a
Speaker 4: lot of money, go to wah Wah available in New
Speaker 4: Jersey and Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: I don't know where else.
Speaker 3: Not a sponsor, another sponsors, and you can't get the
Speaker 3: gobbler bowl.
Speaker 2: I went in for the gobbler bowl yesterday. That the gobbler.
Speaker 2: You know, you're actually inspiring me to go get a
Speaker 2: gobbler right now, because I get it. I'm hungry. Why
Speaker 2: they can't.
Speaker 4: I spoke to the hairnet guy with the hairnet on
Speaker 4: his beard yesterday at wah Wah, and I said, hey,
Speaker 4: I don't see it on the digital menu.
Speaker 2: You still make it?
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, if it's not in the computer,
Speaker 4: we don't make it. I said, have you made any today?
Speaker 4: Did anyone tell you like we no longer have the gobbler?
Speaker 2: Like? Did a manager tell you? In case anyone asks? No?
Speaker 2: All right, So.
Speaker 4: Chef wah Wah didn't know whether or not. I said, well,
Speaker 4: do you have the ingredients? Do you have turkey and cranberight? No,
Speaker 4: I guess you're not making it? Yeah, I guess not.
Speaker 4: Thank you, chef, thank you, chef, all the information. Yeah,
Speaker 4: very well trained.
Speaker 2: Wow. So no more gobblers at the wah wah.
Speaker 3: Okay, so nobody it to Tommy's tits and tubas, top
Speaker 3: is and tops and tavern tavern taps, tarantula's. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: So thankful? What are you thankful for?
Speaker 2: What am I thankful for? I don't know. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you right after this the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We will
Speaker 2: be right back. What am I thankful for? Yeah, besides
Speaker 2: your trip and your vibe.
Speaker 3: But before we get into that, Butler, we got to
Speaker 3: talk about Winno. We gotta mention this is very important
Speaker 3: because big time, yeah, tag time this.
Speaker 2: We've got a big sales site. Let's go.
Speaker 3: We've got a big sale going on promotion from the
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Boys merch site. From merch Matt Matt Murchers.
Speaker 2: Where can I ye know? And what's the what's the promotion?
Speaker 3: The promotion is for every item you buy from the
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Boys Merch store, you will receive a free ornament,
Speaker 3: a free holiday ornament which is made of some fine metal,
Speaker 3: let me tell you. And then you did a great
Speaker 3: job on those ornaments. Now you're gonna ask, oh, I
Speaker 3: don't want to wait a month. You won't because this
Speaker 3: merch is gonna go as soon as you order it.
Speaker 2: Boomp. It's gonna be packed and ship. You'll probably have
Speaker 2: it in a couple of days, so.
Speaker 3: Just in time for you to put on your tree
Speaker 3: or wherever you if you don't celebrate Christmas. You can
Speaker 3: hang it on your minorra canara. Yeah, or you could yeah.
Speaker 3: Or you can hang it on your uh well you
Speaker 3: put on their conditioning knob in your car, hanging from
Speaker 3: your rear view.
Speaker 2: Marric, you can hang it on.
Speaker 4: You want to say, hang it on your deck, hanging
Speaker 4: on your own nob, I don't know that's what he
Speaker 4: wants to say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you have a pierce nipples, you could probably
Speaker 3: run it through the piercing.
Speaker 2: Oh, there you go. They could dangle from there.
Speaker 3: It's a little gingerbread man, a snowman earrings necklace out
Speaker 3: of them. Yes, beautiful, beautiful, finely crafted metal A free
Speaker 3: a free ornament of your choice. You get to pick
Speaker 3: the one you want with every purchase of anything.
Speaker 2: Else in the store. And fun on our website. Yeah, then,
Speaker 2: and the website and that is limited time only, and
Speaker 2: what's the website?
Speaker 3: Scary Brooklyn boys dot Big Cartel dot com.
Speaker 4: That's Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com.
Speaker 2: There you go, all right, so please, I'm very excited
Speaker 2: about support it. Support it while supplies last, and hurry, Harry, Harry,
Speaker 2: you know what I should have put on there would
Speaker 2: be great.
Speaker 3: I was something I brought for Oh. I don't buy
Speaker 3: Robins souvenirs, but I do think of her randomly. I
Speaker 3: was at I was at a crazy Christmas sweater site
Speaker 3: and I bought her a one Get this pajamas. It's
Speaker 3: a one piece, it's a zip up.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: It's a mea meowi cat, Miss Meowi cat, miss jumpsuit
Speaker 3: like pajamas. They're all kittens from head to toe with
Speaker 3: Santa hats on.
Speaker 2: Kittens with Santa hats.
Speaker 3: Just a collage, like a mosaic of kittens all.
Speaker 2: Up and down. The thing in the back in the
Speaker 2: front does a cat. She loves cats, So I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know one cat she used to They passed two
Speaker 2: of them. She had jingles and another one anyway, So yeah,
Speaker 2: so I think of my girlfriend at other times.
Speaker 3: So just because I don't think of her in Costa
Speaker 3: Rica doesn't mean that I don't think of her because
Speaker 3: when I was buying my my fun Christmas sweater, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: Robin would love this. So I bought her the Meowi
Speaker 3: Cat Miss. Why don't we sell that at the Brooklyn
Speaker 3: Boys March store. We need the Meowi Cat Miss jumpsuit. Wow,
Speaker 3: that is quite romantic of you. She thought it was
Speaker 3: the sweetest thing ever. Mm hmm how many times she
Speaker 3: wears it? Except I might have gotten her a large
Speaker 3: instead of a.
Speaker 2: Mediums that don't do? You never go up aside?
Speaker 3: I know, I know, no, no, you always go small
Speaker 3: and go oh, I always think of you as a
Speaker 3: smaller medium.
Speaker 2: Well, it gets here today, so I'm kind of I
Speaker 2: don't know. We'll see. You have to yell that they
Speaker 2: sent the wrong size. Yeah, I can do that. I
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: And then she and then she has to go it's fine, No,
Speaker 3: it'll be fine with room It'll be a little roomy.
Speaker 2: You better say that. I know you like it extra roomy.
Speaker 2: What do you What do you thankful for, David Brody?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, other than the obvious, I just want
Speaker 4: to I'm thankful Brooklyn Boys related. Oh and you know
Speaker 4: we had a week off the holidays coming and I
Speaker 4: started to think about when I first left the morning show.
Speaker 2: You and I talked about this. We lost some listeners.
Speaker 2: We did a.
Speaker 4: Small percentage, but we could see that when we took
Speaker 4: off a few weeks around that time, and then we
Speaker 4: came back.
Speaker 2: We were off for five or six weeks.
Speaker 3: We were off for a little while, but we were
Speaker 3: not by the way, not by our choice. It was
Speaker 3: a lot of paperwork and contracts, and I mean it
Speaker 3: was listen, listen, it's business contracts and things. Business things
Speaker 3: had it fall into place. We weren't allowed to do
Speaker 3: a podcast if we can be so transparent. We couldn't
Speaker 3: do what we wanted badly to be back on the
Speaker 3: air or to never leave the air. But but because
Speaker 3: the situation, things had contract things had to get ironed out.
Speaker 2: And then we came back.
Speaker 3: But but when we did it was again we got
Speaker 3: a very nice three year deal, so it was all
Speaker 3: worth it.
Speaker 2: And yeah, but it's it's it's you're right.
Speaker 3: It's sad because some people use that as the tipping
Speaker 3: point for MAP I'm done or map out of sight
Speaker 3: that of mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they got in the notifications. I don't understand
Speaker 2: why they're not prescient playing.
Speaker 4: Yeah maybe anyway, Thankfully we have enough slices to keep
Speaker 4: us going for a while. We're doing okay, but there
Speaker 4: was a small percentage we could see and we're like, oh, that's.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately we dip.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But I wanted to say that when times get
Speaker 4: tough in life, especially you know, I'm not working a
Speaker 4: full time job, you know, so I'm home all day
Speaker 4: and I have the dogs and you know, so, uh,
Speaker 4: you know, other than my family, it's nice world craps
Speaker 4: on you happened on me a lot here yep, or
Speaker 4: something bad happens to me at a restaurant where somebody's
Speaker 4: annoying and pickleball. It's nice to just think to myself podcast, right,
Speaker 4: It's nice to look at life, no matter what it
Speaker 4: throws at you and say to yourself podcast meaning I'm
Speaker 4: going to turn that into audio. Goldfully, I have an
Speaker 4: outlet for for whatever's going on in my life, and
Speaker 4: I like to think I'm making people laugh and entertaining them.
Speaker 4: So in this season of giving thanks, I wanted to
Speaker 4: take a minute and say thank you Slices for sticking
Speaker 4: with us, letting us entertain you and uh and speaking
Speaker 4: for me, giving me another purpose in my daily experiences
Speaker 4: that I can look to and go, I.
Speaker 2: Got the podcast coming up. So it is it is
Speaker 2: an outlet, it is a way, and it's it's also yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm with you too. I on that. That's Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 2: not Big Cartail dot com. A little reach around there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's true.
Speaker 3: I mean, we we're very fortunate we have this platform.
Speaker 3: Some you know, a lot of people they you know,
Speaker 3: they try podcasts, They get through a couple of episodes
Speaker 3: and they don't get more than a handful of listeners.
Speaker 2: We were very, very fortunate. So I will give I
Speaker 2: love to say that.
Speaker 3: I am very I don't take it lightly to this day,
Speaker 3: even though we've been you know, we've been doing this
Speaker 3: for a few years.
Speaker 2: Now, quite a few years, a few yeah, seven and
Speaker 2: a halfe So, but thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm actually just gonna leave it right there because
Speaker 3: you said it better than I could have. I mean,
Speaker 3: you had a kid when we when we started this podcast,
Speaker 3: if you had a baby that week, your kids in
Speaker 3: like second or third grade. Yeah, I'm also thankful for
Speaker 3: you know, my family and uh, you know the Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's all the usual stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I might not touch on the usual stuff.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, that's nice saying outside of that.
Speaker 4: You guys know, I'm we all love what we have,
Speaker 4: but this podcast is important and I don't want I
Speaker 4: want to make sure the slices even.
Speaker 2: You know, we're seeing the soft Rock and Steve that were.
Speaker 4: Appreciative for all of you, and especially those who leave
Speaker 4: talkbacks for us during slice time.
Speaker 3: We've seen the softer side, especially me, I appreci SOFTI
Speaker 3: is that what this is?
Speaker 2: Aw? Yeah, that's I'm sitting on this off de side
Speaker 2: of David Brody right now.
Speaker 4: Speaking of Thanksgiving, yep, a friend of mine posted on
Speaker 4: Facebook that they were going to be away from their
Speaker 4: family out of town on business. They were looking for
Speaker 4: suggestions for how to spend Thanksgiving alone because they were
Speaker 4: away and they didn't have any business associates to have with.
Speaker 4: So I said, you know what, I'll just do a
Speaker 4: Google and see if I company recommendations.
Speaker 2: So now, when you Google, AI gives you an answer.
Speaker 4: But the response I got was not a very good response,
Speaker 4: which shows you AI is not quite there yet. I
Speaker 4: wrote what are the best ways to celebrate Thanksgiving alone?
Speaker 4: And the number one answer was host a gathering invite
Speaker 4: friends over for pot luck or other meals. Look, that's
Speaker 4: not alone.
Speaker 3: Says there are many ways to celebrate Thanksgiving alone, including
Speaker 3: hosting a gathering.
Speaker 2: Why were you googling this? I just set up the
Speaker 2: whole story were you're not listening?
Speaker 3: Okay, but like it makes it sound like you had
Speaker 3: ulterior motives. My friend asked, Hey, I'm going to be
Speaker 3: alone for Thanksgivings. Like his friends were like.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's say, why is he you did? Does he
Speaker 2: not know how to use a computer? Dude?
Speaker 4: He was hoping for people to give ideas, like firsthand
Speaker 4: experience this one time I was listening to you, I
Speaker 4: just I didn't okay, So I was curious, having never
Speaker 4: spent Thanksgiving alone, I was like, you know what, I
Speaker 4: have no idea what you would do? So I figured
Speaker 4: I google it if I had an interest, and then
Speaker 4: I was like, I have a good.
Speaker 2: Answer, I'll give it to him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I was curious, scary if so I said
Speaker 4: to you, how would you spend Thanksgiving alone? You wouldn't
Speaker 4: know how to spend like a proper way to spend Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Alone or a good idea? Googled it.
Speaker 3: My point is everything requires another person to be there.
Speaker 3: A good way to spend Thanksgiving alone is the host
Speaker 3: of gathering.
Speaker 2: Invite friends over. Imagine you're depressed and you're like, I
Speaker 2: want some good ideas. Oh my friends, that's my fucking idea.
Speaker 2: Why did I think of that?
Speaker 3: Have them bring food over? Yeah, I had a great
Speaker 3: way to spend it alone. Not spend it alone. We'll
Speaker 3: tell your friend, you ai, We'll tell your friend that
Speaker 3: he's uh that maybe you know he should just do
Speaker 3: when he what does he normally do when he's alone?
Speaker 2: Just do that?
Speaker 4: Well, jerking off on Thanksgiving is not really what I
Speaker 4: think he's gonna That's not the answer he was looking for.
Speaker 3: What about going to a restaurant and sitting at a sitting
Speaker 3: at a loan to get a table on Thanksgiving the
Speaker 3: last minute?
Speaker 2: Everyone at the bar.
Speaker 3: Okay, look, luckily you're not friends with him, because you
Speaker 3: would not have been helpful.
Speaker 2: Well is the guy that starts with the letter J. No,
Speaker 2: he was with his family. Okay, someone you don't know
Speaker 2: I went to high school.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, you've seen them on my Facebook page.
Speaker 4: But I guess you didn't see the post anyway, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I thought that was a way of proving that AI
Speaker 4: is not quite there yet. My answer was go to
Speaker 4: wah wah and get yourself a gobbler and sit in
Speaker 4: the car.
Speaker 2: I didn't do that on Thanksgiving. I did that I
Speaker 2: on the Monday before Thanksgiving. Sit in the car by
Speaker 2: yourself and give yourself a gobbler.
Speaker 3: Come right to your hotel room, give yourself a gobbler.
Speaker 3: Maybe a gobbler in the mangrove. What else do you
Speaker 3: have something? I have a list of ship. But I
Speaker 3: had a lot of ship. Okay, I got a lot
Speaker 3: of shit. Another fight with TikTok oh boy. I had
Speaker 3: a fight with my bank. Okay, I'll do the one
Speaker 3: you want to do, I'll do. I'll do the bank one.
Speaker 3: Say what happened with the bank?
Speaker 2: What happened to the bank? Brody?
Speaker 4: So I have a business account for my comedy writing business,
Speaker 4: an LLC as it were. Yeah, I went to the bank. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I went to the bank. They said, you know, you
Speaker 4: should open up a business account. There's a lot of
Speaker 4: advantages to the business account. And I guess they gave
Speaker 4: me the advantages.
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
Speaker 4: I opened up the account like five years ago something
Speaker 4: like that. Yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2: Uh uh.
Speaker 4: I don't keep a lot of money in the account
Speaker 4: because I don't like I don't like take credit cards,
Speaker 4: and nobody pays me through credit cards. If I do
Speaker 4: freelance comedy writing, the usually send me a check whatever.
Speaker 2: But I put money.
Speaker 4: If I make some money in freelance comedy writing, I
Speaker 4: throw it in that account for tax purposes. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: so am I? I don't check it that often. So
Speaker 4: I go and look at my bank account and it
Speaker 4: says the last two transactions were fifteen dollars fee for
Speaker 4: account maintenance, so it's thirty bucks. I'm like, the fuck
Speaker 4: is that? So I called the bank and I said,
Speaker 4: I said, you got to help me here. Why am
Speaker 4: I getting charged maintenance fees?
Speaker 2: Oh? That's for maintenance of the account, I said, maintenance
Speaker 2: the account. It's digital. Nobody's like dusting it off. What
Speaker 2: are you talking about? Maintenance?
Speaker 4: It's digital, doesn't cost you anything. You have my money, Well, sir,
Speaker 4: there's a two thousand dollars minimum in that account, and
Speaker 4: you drop below. So I have an auto pay set
Speaker 4: up for like ten dollars for something out of that
Speaker 4: account to business expense. So I dropped below ten dollars
Speaker 4: ten dollars below the two thousand threshold. So they charged
Speaker 4: me fifteen dollars for dropping ten and then when I
Speaker 4: didn't notice it they drop, they charged me another fifteen.
Speaker 4: So now I'm forty dollars below. So I said, I said,
Speaker 4: you know that that's a very high fee. Fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4: That's kind of a bullshit fee, I said, And it's
Speaker 4: a high minimum. Why do I have such a high minimum.
Speaker 4: You know, most checking accounts you have to keep like
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars in your account.
Speaker 2: They don't charge you as well. That's because you have
Speaker 2: a business account.
Speaker 4: I said, okay, well, what are the advantages of a
Speaker 4: business account that I want to have a two thousand
Speaker 4: dollar minium? What am I getting out of this? Well,
Speaker 4: you can take credit card payments. I don't take credit
Speaker 4: card payments. I'm not that kind of business. What are
Speaker 4: what else do I get?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: You get lots of exclusive benefits.
Speaker 4: Okay, like what, Well, you get free ATM transactions and
Speaker 4: you get electronic deposits.
Speaker 2: So I said, don't you get that with a person?
Speaker 2: I get that with my records. Aunt, what is the
Speaker 2: what is the difference with my business account? What am
Speaker 2: I getting with my business?
Speaker 4: She says, oh, you get exclusive benefits like free ATM
Speaker 4: transactions and free electronic deposits. I said, I get that,
Speaker 4: but I get that with my checking account.
Speaker 2: Why am I?
Speaker 3: Why do I want this account if I don't use
Speaker 3: a credit card and it's a two thousand dollars minimum?
Speaker 3: Why don't understand? What's exclusive?
Speaker 2: She said, you get exclusive benefits? I said, you couldn't.
Speaker 4: You couldn't name without without telling me that I get
Speaker 4: ATM transactions and electronic What do I get right?
Speaker 2: What's exclusive? Nothing? I said?
Speaker 4: Do I have to speak more slowly? I don't understand.
Speaker 4: She says, yeah, sir, I hear a pause. She says,
Speaker 4: I don't own a business, so I wouldn't know. I
Speaker 4: said what she said, I don't own a business, so
Speaker 4: I don't have a business account. That's why I don't
Speaker 4: know what the benefits are. But when she works at
Speaker 4: the bank, I said, what department do you work in? She says,
Speaker 4: I'm an account a specialist. I said, is a business
Speaker 4: account not an account? She says yes. I said, well
Speaker 4: then you should know. You'sure a specialist. I said, if
Speaker 4: I want to sell a car, do I need to
Speaker 4: own a car to know about a car. If I
Speaker 4: work in retail, can I sell a dress?
Speaker 2: If I don't own a dress? You don't know what
Speaker 2: a business.
Speaker 3: Account benefit is and you work at the bank in
Speaker 3: account specialty because you actually just said to me, well,
Speaker 3: you don't own a business, so you can't tell me
Speaker 3: what's special about the account. Sir, would you like to
Speaker 3: speak to a supervisor? I said? Do I have to
Speaker 3: speak to a supervisor that owns their own bank? I'm
Speaker 3: owned business?
Speaker 2: Well, can I speak to any supervisor?
Speaker 4: Just don't get smart with me, sir, I said, someone
Speaker 4: on the call needs to be whole.
Speaker 2: Burn She transferred or hung up on you? Which one?
Speaker 2: She transcered me?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, Brodie, you know you've here's a roote
Speaker 3: awakening to you and everyone listening. A bank is a
Speaker 3: fucking business. They were, They're a business like everyone else should.
Speaker 2: Don't you know what you're selling? No?
Speaker 3: The point is though you caught them, you caught them
Speaker 3: pretty much trying to make money off your bones just
Speaker 3: because you're a business. Then they don't have an answer
Speaker 3: because there is no answer, and they're gonna charge you no,
Speaker 3: because your next thing is gonna be on a business account.
Speaker 2: But you you're David.
Speaker 3: But David Brody's gonna be like, well, I shouldn't have
Speaker 3: to pay or keep a minimum.
Speaker 2: Uh fuck you.
Speaker 3: Then I don't know what I didn't. I didn't say
Speaker 3: she'd have to keep a minimum.
Speaker 2: That's the rule. I get it.
Speaker 4: I'm saying I didn't remember the two thousand dollars threshold.
Speaker 2: That's my fault. I get it.
Speaker 4: But I was just wanting to know now that I
Speaker 4: don't remember why I took the banks account, right, Okay,
Speaker 4: well just remind me, all right. But banks, but banks,
Speaker 4: and at the end of the day, banks are selling
Speaker 4: you products every day and they're making money off of
Speaker 4: those products, off of you and your bones.
Speaker 2: If you if you don't, if you want to.
Speaker 3: Store your money and have it be wholesome and pure
Speaker 3: and not lose any of it for any reason, or.
Speaker 2: The bank goes under, you'll.
Speaker 3: Join a credit unit. Keep your money in a credit
Speaker 3: union rather than a bank. The bank is not the
Speaker 3: smartest place to keep your money.
Speaker 2: It's not I don't know if either one of us
Speaker 2: some financial experts, but no.
Speaker 3: No, I've been talking to quite revere people about it,
Speaker 3: and trips to Costa Rica with your butler. It's a
Speaker 3: power move to do that, because there's more electives. Anyway,
Speaker 3: The point is I called the bank. I don't need
Speaker 3: a business account. I got the credit for the thirty bucks,
Speaker 3: so I'm all good, all right. But when I got
Speaker 3: the supervisor, she told me what I need and what
Speaker 3: I didn't need, and I don't.
Speaker 4: Need a business account. And guess what's scary. She doesn't
Speaker 4: own her own business yet she knew about the business account.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine that? Can you imagine?
Speaker 3: Like you're on the phonal customer service at home depot
Speaker 3: and they're like, I don't own a screwdriver, so so
Speaker 3: I really can't help you with that.
Speaker 2: Hey, Taco bell, I have a problem. You know what.
Speaker 3: I don't ever go to the drive through. I don't
Speaker 3: have a car, and I don't need tacos, so I
Speaker 3: can't help you with that.
Speaker 2: Ooops whoops? I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what.
Speaker 3: You trapped.
Speaker 2: You trapped her.
Speaker 4: You put I want to request a song. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: not a musician. I can't pick a song for you.
Speaker 3: You painted her, That's what you did. She had she
Speaker 3: she really had no answer for you. It was checkmate situation.
Speaker 2: But yeah. I don't know my own business, so I
Speaker 2: don't know what a business account is. Oh huh, well yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: don't complain and Brody all right, David Brody, I.
Speaker 3: I don't think she should be fired. I just think
Speaker 3: she should know about Okay, am I wrong slices? That
Speaker 3: my wrong slices. Shouldn't she know?
Speaker 4: He's continuing, Okay, I am continuing. I want to slice.
Speaker 4: To leave talkbacks, go for it, leave the gummy, leave
Speaker 4: a talk back. You would have been laughing your ass
Speaker 4: off if you had a gummy. No a Joe Rogan gummy,
Speaker 4: not a sponsor.
Speaker 2: You know what you know?
Speaker 3: It did cause me a laugh my ass off. And
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is I don't know if
Speaker 3: I've ever seen this outside of a movie or a cartoon.
Speaker 2: A onesie with cats on it with Christmas ants, MBI.
Speaker 3: Cat miss no I was at I was at a
Speaker 3: restaurant with Robin last Saturday night. It was a nice
Speaker 3: it was a nice restaurant, pretty, oh, of course, it
Speaker 3: was pretty swanky. And three tables over there was a
Speaker 3: guy in a you know, okay, you know, a jacket.
Speaker 2: He was dressed up much nicer than me.
Speaker 3: Suit my sort of situation, no tie, okay, and three women,
Speaker 3: all dressed very elegantly, and their their.
Speaker 2: Food comes and I see in the distance he picks
Speaker 2: up the the.
Speaker 3: White napkin, the cloth napkin, and he tucks it into
Speaker 3: his collar.
Speaker 2: Like tucks it into his neck like a lobster bib. Yeah,
Speaker 2: except it's a he's it's a regular cloth napkin. And
Speaker 2: he's like, all right, let's see.
Speaker 3: And I'm thinking to myself, that's not that's not good etiquette.
Speaker 2: It's functional. It's a smart move, but you don't see it.
Speaker 2: Who does that? Like that's like a.
Speaker 4: Nineteen forties thing with it? I think of like down
Speaker 4: at the table and.
Speaker 2: I see, Yeah.
Speaker 3: First of all, I feel like that's something you do
Speaker 3: in a house on a Sunday afternoon when the meat,
Speaker 3: gravy or the sauces come in.
Speaker 2: It's like I don't want to get my shirt dirty,
Speaker 2: so you tuck it.
Speaker 3: But or like your pictures like wearing like a five
Speaker 3: hundred dollars shirt, it's a thousand dollars shirt. No, it
Speaker 3: was just on it, you know, it just looked weird
Speaker 3: to me. I just do people still do that? I
Speaker 3: wanted the slices to with. I wanted to slice he was.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: He was with three women. It was him and three
Speaker 3: and he was like a guy and is like, you know,
Speaker 3: might have been old, a little.
Speaker 2: Older than me, maybe ten years older than me. Was
Speaker 2: he older than the women? But is that My question
Speaker 2: is is that proper etiquette or is that a slot?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna forgot their relationship if I can answer the question,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't talk to them. Well did he hire them?
Speaker 2: Were they women of the night?
Speaker 3: No? Come on now, no, they were like in his constituents.
Speaker 3: He was out to dinner with his people, his friends,
Speaker 3: his family, whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they were.
Speaker 4: Well, if he feels comfortable with a bib, I mean,
Speaker 4: you know, I've done it. I guess if I'm gonna
Speaker 4: eat spaghetti, and I might. I might bib in a restaurant,
Speaker 4: I might bib.
Speaker 2: Not a no lobster. I get it because they give
Speaker 2: it to you. It's cute. I'm eating red sauce and
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a white shirt.
Speaker 4: By the way, I never wear a white shirt to dinner
Speaker 4: if I can help it, so, because I know food's
Speaker 4: getting on me.
Speaker 3: Well, I wear red shirts to Italian restaurants. Well, he
Speaker 3: could splash grease on you. It's just the same. It
Speaker 3: doesn't matter what it is. But a grease spot on
Speaker 3: a blue shirt is a little dark spot. It's not
Speaker 3: like a blood stain on your shirt. I'm saying, is it?
Speaker 3: Is it a proper thing to do to be in
Speaker 3: a fancy red restaurant and to like tuck tuck your
Speaker 3: napkin into your collar? Do people do that? I always
Speaker 3: think of it. I always think of something that in
Speaker 3: the movies. I always see people in cartoons doing that.
Speaker 4: You know, they taking the Godfather when he when he
Speaker 4: kills him in the in the restaurant, he had he
Speaker 4: put the napkin in his in his shirt.
Speaker 2: Is it an old source? It could be an old
Speaker 2: school move. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Reminds me like a nineteen forties thing, were like, you know,
Speaker 4: and like if you take each the fork and the
Speaker 4: knife in your fists and you put them standing straight
Speaker 4: up in your hands and you're like, oh, I'm ready
Speaker 4: to eat.
Speaker 2: It's a caricature almost all right. These are the things
Speaker 2: I wonder about.
Speaker 3: You should have asked them, not who are you having
Speaker 3: dinner with Robin? I told you Robin have an opinion?
Speaker 3: What did she say? No? She was like, yeah, you're right,
Speaker 3: it looks a little weird, Like, why don't do people
Speaker 3: do that? I just didn't think. I just just thought
Speaker 3: it was something that that is a Now was he
Speaker 3: a fat guy where his belly sticks out? We had
Speaker 3: to make sure he did.
Speaker 2: Like it was just something from a bygone era. That's all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree with you. I know it sounds it's
Speaker 4: a little unusual. I've done it, like the sauce. But
Speaker 4: was the food in front of him?
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, as soon as the food showed up,
Speaker 3: that's when he tucked it. He picked up the napkin
Speaker 3: off his lap and he put it in his paper
Speaker 3: napkin like a phone. Pay No, it was a cloth,
Speaker 3: I said, cloth, Are you not paper? I'm sorry, cloth,
Speaker 3: nap I'm not listening to who now? I said it okay,
Speaker 3: all right, whatever, I'll say, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Slices.
Speaker 3: You could disagree, or do you have someone in your
Speaker 3: family that does it, or what are your thoughts on it.
Speaker 2: I think it's tacky to do it in a restaurant.
Speaker 2: That's why a woman does it to protect an expensive dress.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, No, I don't know. I just
Speaker 2: think that it's it's I don't think you should.
Speaker 4: It's Can a bride do it at her own wedding
Speaker 4: to protect the white dress?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think you do.
Speaker 3: No, I think you roll with it, gets sauce on
Speaker 3: the wedding dress, you take risks, ruin all the pictures.
Speaker 4: You got to give a dispensation. You got to give
Speaker 4: it a pass on the bride.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, and and oh and and and the
Speaker 3: table next to them was totally like ruining the mood
Speaker 3: of the rush toront. The table next to them were
Speaker 3: three girls and one girl has had a little mini
Speaker 3: ring light attachment for her phone, so they were like,
Speaker 3: you know, they were filming the food. Now I do that,
Speaker 3: but I don't do I don't put a freaking ring
Speaker 3: light on it. They were doing like a whole Hollywood feature.
Speaker 3: So they must have been food bloggers or something. And
Speaker 3: they were like, well.
Speaker 2: Just girls going out for a meal and like what you.
Speaker 3: Do, right, But no, but these girls like had ordered
Speaker 3: a lot of stuff, which, by the way, begs the question.
Speaker 2: Two food bloggers. Why is every food blogger so skinny?
Speaker 2: I've seen a couple that.
Speaker 3: Aren't a couple, but most of them are like, so
Speaker 3: damn thin. I'm like, you're a fucking food blogger. You're
Speaker 3: eating out every single day. You're ordering everything on the menu.
Speaker 3: Are you just not taking bites? Or I take one
Speaker 3: bite and just and that's it.
Speaker 2: It's a great question. Or are you just spitting the
Speaker 2: food out? You can't do that. Now.
Speaker 4: I've seen two food bloggers I have a problem with.
Speaker 4: Maybe help me out here. This one guy starts every
Speaker 4: video so I was at this piece, So I was
Speaker 4: at so I was at.
Speaker 2: It drives me crazy every video. Anyway, he has a
Speaker 2: new thing. Now, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't get it. Well, he's he claims to he
Speaker 4: get thrown out at the end of his video. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then they threw me out. And then they have
Speaker 4: the owner like zaying get out. How is that believable?
Speaker 4: It's the guy's in the kitchen filming the chef prepare
Speaker 4: the food. It's not he's behind the counter filming everything.
Speaker 4: He's giving them great reviews. And then and then he's like,
Speaker 4: and they threw me out.
Speaker 2: Let me take you to social media school there, David Brody, Yeah,
Speaker 2: explain to me.
Speaker 3: Why would you explain Okay, they threw me out at
Speaker 3: the end. That's called that's called branding and imaging. Everyone has.
Speaker 3: So I was told that if you want to stick out,
Speaker 3: you got to have a signature thing, whether it be
Speaker 3: an opener.
Speaker 2: Whereas did you ever see the girl that.
Speaker 3: Goes and and goes, takes craps, She takes a dump
Speaker 3: in all like fancy restaurants, and she rates them from
Speaker 3: one to ten and rates the toilet paper quality, the cleanliness,
Speaker 3: what they have.
Speaker 2: So every video, every video says, come take a shit
Speaker 2: with me at J C.
Speaker 3: Penny And the very opening is her is her feet
Speaker 3: like like walking toward it, like really fast, like three seconds.
Speaker 3: But every video has a signature opener, so you know
Speaker 3: that's her video. And so in the case of this
Speaker 3: food blogger guy, his signature thing, his stamp is his
Speaker 3: signature thing is at the end. And then the guy
Speaker 3: kicked me out for eating too much or staying too long.
Speaker 3: That's what is So every video is going to have that.
Speaker 3: And it's the same thing with like the vip list girls.
Speaker 3: They go, you know, they have their little snooty little
Speaker 3: routine that they do which is all done up and
Speaker 3: they'll go cry about it like it's it's a thing,
Speaker 3: it's a stick.
Speaker 2: It's a get. But they're speaking of the VIP girls,
Speaker 2: and that was a great explanation. Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 4: The VIP girls just hosted a video of them going
Speaker 4: to some restaurant in Italy. Italy Italian restaurant in New York.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, okay, where they're like the caviar was like
Speaker 4: shit caviar and and they're like, I can buy it
Speaker 4: for half price at the grocery, can sit around fifty bucks. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm like, so you're telling me you just got caveof
Speaker 4: of five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: No. So the restaurant was Casta Tua.
Speaker 3: They're originating in Yes, yeah, hung about not to be
Speaker 3: confused with confused with Themammi Dolphins quarterback Well hawk Tua
Speaker 3: the Hawk. I thought of that too. This is this
Speaker 3: is a restaurant that's very famous in Miami.
Speaker 2: They have two locations there. They started in Miami, Miami one.
Speaker 2: She was disappointed in New York. Well, the Miami one
Speaker 2: is their swamp.
Speaker 3: That's their REOs, that's their that's their their flagpole.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's it. It is their place. Okay. So Casatua Miami,
Speaker 2: highly recommend. I haven't been. I still haven't been, but
Speaker 2: I'll say this, the one.
Speaker 3: In York just opened, and not only did I see
Speaker 3: that video from them, I heard it from people that
Speaker 3: we know who went there. And everybody's on the same
Speaker 3: page that it is a rudderless ship.
Speaker 2: Is the blind? How are they? How are those girls
Speaker 2: paying five hundred dollars for caviar? They are? They're paid
Speaker 2: full price? They don't they don't want a hand out.
Speaker 3: Well, of course they look because they left a shitty review.
Speaker 3: They couldn't possibly that they want. They don't want to
Speaker 3: do a fluff piece for free food.
Speaker 2: So they spend at least one thousand dollars on dinner.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but they're making money. Do we have them on?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they would love to be on with us.
Speaker 2: I want them on. I know you had them on
Speaker 2: the morning show. I want them on. They came in
Speaker 2: as guests, Audrey and Meg. Yeah, they're amazed of them.
Speaker 2: I want them on, Rolling them, booked them Rolling Stone? Okay? Done?
Speaker 3: I have this twive, I have their cell phone numbers.
Speaker 3: I have I can call them right now. I could
Speaker 3: pick I could call Meg and Audrey right now and
Speaker 3: get them on this podcast. Why why do you text them? No,
Speaker 3: not because we were wrapping. We don't have much time left.
Speaker 3: So okay, maybe next let's have them.
Speaker 4: Let's let's have them on next year. All right, unless
Speaker 4: you think we should have them on for the holidays
Speaker 4: next week.
Speaker 3: Man, what we whatever we want to do. But but
Speaker 3: I'll say this, what they're available, you have to have
Speaker 3: them on. But in the event of the fact that
Speaker 3: we're talking specifically about the caviar, all they're trying to
Speaker 3: say is they they didn't even have the place Costa Tua,
Speaker 3: didn't even take the label off of the label.
Speaker 2: I guess they bought aegis the label was.
Speaker 3: It was a place called Cinderella, which is a fancy
Speaker 3: grocery store in Manhattan. So what they're trying to say
Speaker 3: is they're not even trying to trick us. They literally
Speaker 3: have the cap from the grocery store and said they
Speaker 3: put it on ice they smith and they handed it
Speaker 3: to them and they said here, and they're gonna charge
Speaker 3: us double what the grocery.
Speaker 2: Store would charge that, which is insane. It is insane.
Speaker 2: But what they're trying to say is they take us
Speaker 2: for fucking fools, like they don't even give a horrible
Speaker 2: move by the restaurant, but of course it is. And
Speaker 2: where they get in the mud.
Speaker 3: I mean, they must be making a shipload of money.
Speaker 3: But there bloggers, they do.
Speaker 2: It full time. They're food bloggers. They're some of the best.
Speaker 2: They're terrific at it. They're amazing. I love them.
Speaker 3: The video quality, the editing is tremendous. To anyone who
Speaker 3: says they're annoying, it's tongue in cheek. They're actually mimicking.
Speaker 3: They are actually playing characters. These ladies are not like
Speaker 3: this in real life at all. In fact, when you
Speaker 3: talk to them, you're gonna fall in love with them.
Speaker 3: They're wonderful. They're wonderful women. And yeah, anyway, a right,
Speaker 3: so enough about them, the VIP list girls. I don't
Speaker 3: know if you heard about them or not, but anyway,
Speaker 3: but yes, so in your overarching conversation here, brody, just
Speaker 3: so I get this, you know everyone, and this for
Speaker 3: anybody who wants to go viral on social media, You've
Speaker 3: got to have either an identifiable catchphrase, a visual, a moment,
Speaker 3: something that makes you different than everybody else. But all
Speaker 3: of your videos should have the same theme, the same
Speaker 3: thing going.
Speaker 4: In it, and I think getting thrown out is a
Speaker 4: new thing for him.
Speaker 3: No, oh, I've seen it several videos where he does
Speaker 3: and then they threw me out at the end.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but that's not He hasn't always done that.
Speaker 4: But here, here's here's the kind of bloggers I don't like,
Speaker 4: because there's one I follow, and I'm not gonna mention.
Speaker 2: Who it is.
Speaker 4: He goes to the shittiest one, like non non franchise
Speaker 4: fast food places and makes it seem like the VIP
Speaker 4: girls they go to the great restaurants. Yeah, he's like,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make up names.
Speaker 3: We went to Chucky's in Belmore Long Island and if
Speaker 3: their food is outrageous.
Speaker 2: They got this fried shit where they put this sauce shit.
Speaker 2: Then they cover it with cheese. Shit.
Speaker 4: They fry the whole thing and when it comes out,
Speaker 4: they put and then they're not saying shit, I'm saying it.
Speaker 3: They put more cheese on it, a healthy amount of sauce,
Speaker 3: and they put on a brioche bun. It's unfucking believable.
Speaker 3: We gotta go there. Oh my god, Chuck, he's in Bellmore.
Speaker 3: And then they got this soup. It's got chunks of
Speaker 3: this and lumps of that. Hey, it's the best. And
Speaker 3: then they fry it. They fry the soup. They don't
Speaker 3: ask me how. That's them being them? That is that
Speaker 3: is that work for them.
Speaker 2: See, that's the signature thing that they do.
Speaker 3: They make the shittiest, most unhealthy thing. They put cheese
Speaker 3: wears on the chicken fingers, then they put batter on
Speaker 3: it and they fry it. Then they roll it and
Speaker 3: what's an ala cheese? And they put more cheese was
Speaker 3: on top and they fry that again.
Speaker 2: Everyone needs a niche, Everyone needs a thing, Everyone.
Speaker 3: Needs comments like oh my god, I have to have
Speaker 3: it right right, so we love it?
Speaker 2: What's our thing? Brody? What's our what we what's our little?
Speaker 2: Is it a sounder? Is it a visual? Not visual?
Speaker 4: You're putting theme song. It's the fact we have shtick.
Speaker 4: It's the brilliant scares. We have a lot of stick.
Speaker 4: We have benchmarks. Rants you know, the future, the future
Speaker 4: viral video people of America.
Speaker 2: If you saw that.
Speaker 4: Food, though, would you would you eat it? Like if
Speaker 4: there was no blogger telling you it was great? Almost
Speaker 4: like hey, you want to go to that place that
Speaker 4: sells chicken fingers with cheese, double fried with with more
Speaker 4: cheese on top, and special Chucky sauce.
Speaker 3: They always have a special sauce. If you notice that
Speaker 3: always they got they got like oh I went you Wikis.
Speaker 3: Wikis puts all in their cover with their special Wiki sauce.
Speaker 3: The you know a lot of these burger places, it's
Speaker 3: always like you know, they give you the it's always
Speaker 3: a guy in a man bun, always dressing with like kayaka.
Speaker 3: That's the Smash Burger places. They're all very much, but
Speaker 3: they're all alike the same way that they're they think
Speaker 3: that they're being different. They all have like a starter
Speaker 3: pack of the same behavior.
Speaker 2: We have these these copper cups that we give you
Speaker 2: you know whatever. Everyone's got a thing anyway, all.
Speaker 4: Right, have you seen the video of the Smash Burger
Speaker 4: place as these giant metal blocks and they bring him
Speaker 4: down and they steam the burger, steam the cheese.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's the thing. It's a gimmick. And they
Speaker 2: put Quiki sauce and they have to brand the bun
Speaker 2: and the bun has the has the outline.
Speaker 3: In like you know in chariki right whatever, the.
Speaker 2: G logo, right, all right, all right, we're gonna take
Speaker 2: a quick break here. It's The Boy Podcast.
Speaker 3: You know, I was thinking, oh, that's a first. What
Speaker 3: the hell happened at chestnuts? They're roasting on an open fire?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: The most popular Christmas song of all time arguably chestnuts
Speaker 3: roasting on an open fire.
Speaker 2: That's not the name of the song though.
Speaker 3: The Christmas song chestnuts roasting on an open fire right
Speaker 3: in parentheses. The point is it's always been associated with
Speaker 3: Christmas and chestnuts, chestnuts at Christmas. But and I remember
Speaker 3: as a kid growing up, my aunt Millie, my great grandma,
Speaker 3: they would actually on Christmas they would roast these chestnuts
Speaker 3: and I remember them, you know, you know, you'd peel
Speaker 3: them back, and they had a wonderful softness to them
Speaker 3: and a little sweetness.
Speaker 2: They were great.
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, oh, well, they're not a thing
Speaker 3: like you don't it's not like you think Christmas. It's
Speaker 3: you know, candy canes. Some even people drink some some
Speaker 3: people drink eggnog. But like chestnuts have kind of gone
Speaker 3: the way of.
Speaker 4: Like, I don't know, I think chestnuts are like the
Speaker 4: Bernice of nuts, Like nobody's named Bernice anymore.
Speaker 2: No, I did some research, like Gladys.
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing about chess, in my opinion, before
Speaker 4: you give me your official research. Chestnuts are met Chestnuts
Speaker 4: are a thing because of.
Speaker 2: The they're mid No, they're mid. No. Apparently they were
Speaker 2: very big back in the day, but I think they're
Speaker 2: only they're only big because of the song.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: If you saying cashews.
Speaker 3: Roasting people to be roasting cashews, dude, cashews and pistaschio
Speaker 3: nuts are much better.
Speaker 2: They no, but chestnuts are can.
Speaker 3: Chestnuts are a thing because it takes time, because you
Speaker 3: can't really eat a raw chestnut.
Speaker 2: You have to actually cook it. And then you generation
Speaker 2: they gotta go. You open it up. Oh, so you try.
Speaker 2: You're trying to say that we have no.
Speaker 4: Time to no time for chestnuts, gotta go. But they
Speaker 4: you go see the Rockefeller Christmas Tree. All the carts
Speaker 4: have chestnuts, but they also have candy coated peacans and
Speaker 4: panic candy coded cashews, and you can just grab a
Speaker 4: bag of those and run. The chestnuts smell great, they
Speaker 4: make the name of smell grape. But everybody buys the
Speaker 4: pea cans well, and the cashews.
Speaker 3: Their chestnuts are rare fine because did you know that
Speaker 3: ninety nine percent of all of the chestnut trees in
Speaker 3: America got infected with a fungus and they all they're
Speaker 3: all gone. They're all they're burned down or they're they're
Speaker 3: no goods, so they're gone. So now we get our
Speaker 3: chestnuts from like other countries and stuff we don't, so
Speaker 3: they're a rarity.
Speaker 2: Well, they'll go up in price soon. No, No, this
Speaker 2: has been for years. This has been going on.
Speaker 3: That's why the last thirty forty fifty years, you haven't
Speaker 3: really heard about chestnuts. But back in the nineteen twenties
Speaker 3: and thirties, then we're roasting on an open fire every Christmas.
Speaker 2: It's scary.
Speaker 4: Do you really think that for fifty years we haven't
Speaker 4: heard of chestnuts.
Speaker 3: No, but but come in contact with one. I've had
Speaker 3: hay slices. How when was the last time you ate
Speaker 3: a fucking chestnut? They're rare. I'm telling you, they're rare.
Speaker 3: They're rareer than the there are a rare row nut. Okay,
Speaker 3: rare than for rare rochet. No, it's like when you
Speaker 3: think of nuts at the holiday season, you think of
Speaker 3: you think of peanuts.
Speaker 2: They're not nuts. They're lagoons.
Speaker 3: But you think of peanuts, walnuts, amens, pistachios, all peek cans,
Speaker 3: all of them, but no one ever mentions chest nut.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, wait a second, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Make a Saturday Night Live comparison. You watch, you watch
Speaker 4: Saturday Live. We watch it every week of course for
Speaker 4: our whole lives. Yes, and you know, the first the
Speaker 4: first opening, the cold open, is usually political, very funny.
Speaker 4: Then the host comes out and they go, we'll be
Speaker 4: right back, and sometimes they show like a fake commercial,
Speaker 4: very funny. Then they come back and usually the best
Speaker 4: sketch is the first one, right. Then they do weekend update,
Speaker 4: which is great, right, and then after weekend update, it's
Speaker 4: like there might be one good sketch. Then that last sketch.
Speaker 4: I think they call it the one twenty four sketch
Speaker 4: ten to one because it's to one sketch, right, twelve
Speaker 4: fifty that show, right, it's the sketch you throw at
Speaker 4: the young kid who just joined the show, and he
Speaker 4: has had a sketch on in three weeks. So they
Speaker 4: put and you watch it, you go, I waited for that.
Speaker 4: They must filler. That's what this conversation is. I feel
Speaker 4: like this is the ten to one nuts conversation. Okay,
Speaker 4: oh my god, Brody the outrage. There's no nuts. No
Speaker 4: one's talking about it. But no, but scared people talking
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 2: No, don't worry.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying. I just chestnuts have gone by the wayside,
Speaker 3: that's all. I just feel like they don't. They're not
Speaker 3: as important at the holidays anymore the way they used
Speaker 3: to be traditionally. I say we bring back the chestnut.
Speaker 4: I think if if if radio stations like light FM
Speaker 4: in New York didn't play that Christmas song with Chestnuts
Speaker 4: Rose Gonna Open Fire for the whole season, chestnuts sales
Speaker 4: would plummet.
Speaker 3: I think people hear that song and they go, oh
Speaker 3: that's I don't think they're all that great, is what
Speaker 3: I'm telling you about. Ognog is gross. People drink eggnog
Speaker 3: be caught like it's how you know? Eggnog is gross?
Speaker 4: Nobody drinks it the rest of the year, right if
Speaker 4: it was good, Like if it was a milkshake, people like, oh,
Speaker 4: my milkshake brings all the boys to the odd all
Speaker 4: year round. My eggnog doesn't bring anyone to the Odd
Speaker 4: maybe for like a day, and you drink it and
Speaker 4: you go, oh yeah, Now, remember why I don't like
Speaker 4: I don't drink agnog all year round because it's another look.
Speaker 4: I know somebody that's going, I love eggnog, Shut up, brody,
Speaker 4: but the masses don't drink agnog.
Speaker 2: That's right, right.
Speaker 4: Nobody sits down to scaries point. Nobody sits down with
Speaker 4: a glass eggnog and some chestnuts.
Speaker 2: Anything they don't right, Moving on, go fuck yourself. Moving on.
Speaker 4: Well, speaking of people named Beatrice, I just had an
Speaker 4: experience and I love the people are very nice. I
Speaker 4: want to just put that out there. So I sell
Speaker 4: stuff at a consignment shop. Okay, uh, And it's it's
Speaker 4: about a half hour south from.
Speaker 2: Where I live. Okay, okay.
Speaker 4: And the way a consignment shop works is you go in,
Speaker 4: you check in merchandise, and you get a percentage of
Speaker 4: what you sell. And in this particular consignment shop, I
Speaker 4: get seventy percent, they get thirty percent.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: But if something doesn't sell after a few weeks, you
Speaker 4: have to go back and get it. Otherwise they market
Speaker 4: like half off and they put it in clearance. So
Speaker 4: if you don't want to sell your stuff clearance, you
Speaker 4: go back after whatever it is, two weeks, three weeks,
Speaker 4: and you go looking around the whole store for your stuff,
Speaker 4: and you take it back and you sign it out
Speaker 4: and you can bring it back whenever you want. Well,
Speaker 4: here's the problem. When you go back for your stuff,
Speaker 4: and I take pictures of all my stuff, so I
Speaker 4: know what it looks like, you have to find it.
Speaker 2: So this one.
Speaker 4: I have worked with a couple of consignment shops, but
Speaker 4: one of them, this one particular, has I don't know,
Speaker 4: maybe twenty wire racks, you know, metal racks like you'd
Speaker 4: see anywhere racks. Yeah, twenty twenty is not one thousand,
Speaker 4: it's twenty. So you have to walk up and down
Speaker 4: the three aisles to find your stuff and take it,
Speaker 4: then register it and go home. Now, every time I
Speaker 4: do this, there's some things that can't find. I know
Speaker 4: what they look like, they're my stuff, I can't find them.
Speaker 4: So I today it happened to me. I couldn't find
Speaker 4: salt and pepper shakers. Okay, that had flowers on them. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So I say, I say, excuse me, can you can
Speaker 4: you help me?
Speaker 3: That's all old women working the volunteer, the sweetest women
Speaker 3: on the planet. Yeah, what did it look like, and
Speaker 3: I show them the picture on my phone. Just oh,
Speaker 3: well they did you look everywhere? Because they could be anywhere?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I looked everywhere. I can't find them.
Speaker 4: Well, you know people move things fro where they're supposed
Speaker 4: to be and put them under the racks. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: I don't know where it's supposed to be, so it
Speaker 4: doesn't matter where they's supposed to be or where they are. Now,
Speaker 4: I can't find them. There's not cabinets yet, rap right,
Speaker 4: it's open racks.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Well, did you look in the in the window? Yep,
Speaker 3: I looked on all the racks. I already see where
Speaker 3: this is going.
Speaker 4: So then the woman goes, I'll walk with you when
Speaker 4: we walk around and we can't find it, no, okay.
Speaker 4: Then her boss comes over and says, I'm I'm Mary's boss.
Speaker 4: Can I help you? Well, I can't find these two
Speaker 4: salt and pepper shakers. This is what they look like.
Speaker 4: Oh did you look everywhere? Yeah, because they can be
Speaker 4: moved around. Yeah, I know, I'll walk with you.
Speaker 2: Scary.
Speaker 4: I walked around with four people. They couldn't find them.
Speaker 4: So they were stolen. They were stolen, right, or somebody
Speaker 4: bought them and they didn't register it in my account
Speaker 4: if they were sold. What happens when the money Let's
Speaker 4: say what happens when they're stolen.
Speaker 2: I'm out, I'm out.
Speaker 4: I'm out the eight bucks whatever. And again it's only
Speaker 4: eight dollars, I know, but it's still like dollars. The
Speaker 4: point is, how is it helpful to say to me
Speaker 4: you looked every because they could be anywhere?
Speaker 2: Right? I know you boy? Oh is that not your
Speaker 2: chestnut's level of No. No, I understand where you're coming from, Brody,
Speaker 2: but like I'm just.
Speaker 3: Trying to understand, Like, all right, sometimes you have to
Speaker 3: take people that you have to accept people are stupid
Speaker 3: or they they talk the way they talk and they
Speaker 3: say they don't understand your level of logic, and be
Speaker 3: done with it and just move on because yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Know, you know what, you know what, that's great advice.
Speaker 2: You know what happened. If I did that, we wouldn't
Speaker 2: have a podcast.
Speaker 3: No, But in this case, you're talking about something that.
Speaker 2: Is so so.
Speaker 3: Like specific and like you're talking about you're talking about wordplay.
Speaker 3: You're talking about sentence wordplay. Brody, this is you do
Speaker 3: I listen, I know, I love you. This is what
Speaker 3: you do. But you're gonna give this, You're gonna kill
Speaker 3: yourself over over words, in a sentence, the way people
Speaker 3: are lining up there where they don't under And can.
Speaker 4: You imagine if Elvis or any DJ went on the
Speaker 4: radio and said, God, why would that guy write that song?
Speaker 4: Why are we playing that song? The lyrics are stupid?
Speaker 4: No imagine.
Speaker 2: Maybe because it's not me.
Speaker 3: Maybe because if if that was me and my sol
Speaker 3: Pepper shakers and I couldn't find them, and three people
Speaker 3: in a row came up to me and said, did
Speaker 3: you look everywhere?
Speaker 2: I would. I would give them a free pass. You
Speaker 2: don't give people free pass. I can give a free pass.
Speaker 2: I went around the store with them. Again.
Speaker 4: My point is when you say I can't find them,
Speaker 4: the answer is not, Well, they could be anywhere. That's
Speaker 4: my point. I know they could be anywhere, but I'm
Speaker 4: starting with this, or they get it would be somewhere
Speaker 4: else in the universe unless they got adamized. They are somewhere, right,
Speaker 4: but they're stolen.
Speaker 2: They're stolen.
Speaker 3: Said, they got to be here somewhere. What am I
Speaker 3: gonna tell the person? Don't look not they're obviously gone, don't.
Speaker 2: Look I yeah, man, you and I are cut from
Speaker 2: different cloths.
Speaker 4: Man, but you would just throw Listen, you have all
Speaker 4: your uncle's paintings, right, so at some point you're gonna
Speaker 4: have to sell those.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I hope they all get stolen and you don't
Speaker 2: get any money. How about that? How about that? How
Speaker 2: about that? All right?
Speaker 4: But let's move on trying to find something that that
Speaker 4: that's scary approved. Let me check my list of things
Speaker 4: I want to talk about. Can I talk about what
Speaker 4: happened to you when I went to get blood work?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay. So I brought my prescription to go get
Speaker 3: blood work done. You know, my regular check up bloodwork
Speaker 3: and my doctors. I want to tell my doctor's name yet,
Speaker 3: and I give the prescription. She said, I have to
Speaker 3: confirm information. And the woman had a I guess she
Speaker 3: speaks Spanish. She had an accent, and she says, did
Speaker 3: you get this this prescription from Rubber? And I said,
Speaker 3: what from Robber? Did you get this prescription from Robber? Again,
Speaker 3: I don't know if she was Spanish, that's just the
Speaker 3: accent she did. What I'm doing now is how she sounds.
Speaker 3: And I said, I don't know what you mean by
Speaker 3: Robber Robber. The prescription is from Robber, and I said,
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: So she shows it to me.
Speaker 4: Go, you mean my doctor whose first name is Robert. Oh, yes,
Speaker 4: language barrier, language barrier.
Speaker 3: So again I'm not you know, I'm not nitpicking, but
Speaker 3: I didn't know what she's talking about.
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't go to doctor Rubber Robber.
Speaker 4: I feel like woman was painless by the way Anita
Speaker 4: went right into his pack.
Speaker 2: And the next time, I want to do this podcast
Speaker 2: on mushrooms, I'm gonna buy some more mushrooms. We said,
Speaker 2: this is why I don't do drugs. Funny shit happens
Speaker 2: to me. I can't help know. I know, Brodie, I know,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you know what slices Scary is now going
Speaker 4: to tell you something funny happened in his life.
Speaker 2: God scary funny.
Speaker 3: Well, not everything funny happens in my life. I mean,
Speaker 3: we're talking about Cranberry's. We talked about Cranberry Cranberry's after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: I will tell you no. I I mean, we don't
Speaker 2: have time to really go into this, but I have
Speaker 2: a very big story about somebody who got fired a
Speaker 2: friend of mine on the West coast, in in uh
Speaker 2: in this industry, and they got fired in the middle
Speaker 2: of their shift. What do you mean what were they doing?
Speaker 2: And they were they we.
Speaker 3: Asked to finish the shift. Let's just we got to run.
Speaker 3: Let'st say that's a little teaser next time. I these
Speaker 3: are the things that that I write down. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: are you fucking kidding me? What world is this? It's
Speaker 3: all right, we just we we we we vary that
Speaker 3: that's why we work. All right, I'm gonna play.
Speaker 2: The theme song now, Yeah you probably should. Yeah, Nices,
Speaker 2: leave us talk backs on how you think that last
Speaker 2: segment went. Was it attend to was it attend to
Speaker 2: one segment? Bice Bro Bro
Speaker 3: Boys Bro