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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello. Hello there, my

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Speaker 1: name is Rego. I'm calling from the dating app I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Vanessah, yeah, this is she can I

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Speaker 1: hoop care and as you signed up for our apple

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Speaker 1: a little while ago to meet some potential suitors people

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Speaker 1: to date. Yes, okay, cool, Well, I'm calling you because

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Speaker 1: I work for the app and I unfortunately have to

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Speaker 1: let you know that you have been removed. Wait, like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you removed me from the Apple? Does that

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Speaker 1: even mean? Yes, your account has been taken down. You've

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Speaker 1: been removed from the dating app. You are no longer

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Speaker 1: on our app trying to find love? Yeah, because girl,

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Speaker 1: you look so good on how the camp with app? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What I was just saying, your profile got

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Speaker 1: taken down, so you don't Yeah, you were gonna say why,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. I didn't do anything. You look so good.

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Speaker 1: I got somebody breaking protocol? Broke protocol? What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? That means I'm not allowed to take people's

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Speaker 1: profiles down unless they've broken some kind of rule. But

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Speaker 1: you broke a rule of being way too helt for

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Speaker 1: this day, nap, and I am your guy what wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait, so you're That's what I said. As soon

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Speaker 1: as I saw your profile, I was like, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: hold on a second, Hold on a second, I'm getting

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Speaker 1: break protocol. Take your profile right off the dating episode.

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Speaker 1: Rigo did it because Rego got to meet you, girl. Okay, no,

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Speaker 1: Rego does not got to meet me. Um, that is

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Speaker 1: so messed up, Like you don't just decide like I

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Speaker 1: get to decide who I dat, not you. You know

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Speaker 1: this right, that's how dating works nowadays. What I'm saying

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Speaker 1: is I had to take your profile down because I

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Speaker 1: realized that I'm your guy. No, I heard you. I

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Speaker 1: heard that. What I'm saying is what I'm saying is

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to a manager or supervisor or something.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be even working there, Like, are you a runatic? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's funny that you say. That's because I actually quit

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Speaker 1: my job. You so hot? You gotta Quentin's job? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you don't even work? Oh my god, this is terrify.

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Speaker 1: You're looking so sexy girl. You got me, you got

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Speaker 1: you got a fool quitting his job. Girl, I quit

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Speaker 1: my job. I'm employed and I'm unemployed right now, just

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Speaker 1: hoping I can God, there's nothing attractive about this man,

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Speaker 1: Like I might be homeless. I just want to take

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Speaker 1: shelter in your arms. Girl. That's how hot you up.

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Speaker 1: That's why I took you off the dating app. You

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Speaker 1: gotta meet me, I gotta meet you. We gotta meet us. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like, literally, I'm gonna call the cops. So um oh,

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Speaker 1: you gotta involve uniforms in this. I got a uniform. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got all kinds of uniforms. You got me want

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Speaker 1: to put on my police uniform? Who are you like?

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Speaker 1: You don't have any friends to tell you, like how

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Speaker 1: to behave in public? Is not allow you do it? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Rigo knew he was right. You got Rerigo going crazy

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Speaker 1: making valid points like that. Rigo don't got no friends

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Speaker 1: to telling me. Shouldn't be taking you off with the

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Speaker 1: dating app because he wants to date you. Shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: flying out to see you. Shouldn't be flying out to

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Speaker 1: meet you. Shouldn't be calling your phone. Rigo does have

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Speaker 1: some friends. I just slap myself in the face. I

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Speaker 1: slapped myself on the face because my own friend Real

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Speaker 1: shouldn't have done. Rego was bad. Maybe Rego needs to

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Speaker 1: be stopped like I don't know what the dog going on? Now? No,

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Speaker 1: you it stopped, like stop, This is not like a

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Speaker 1: flirty Yes, exactly what I'm saying. I'm ready to start.

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Speaker 1: You're ready to stop. I'm ready to start. Let's start.

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Speaker 1: You need therapy. Go get therapy, just go get help. Like,

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Speaker 1: this is not normal. Can you hear that I'm slapping

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Speaker 1: my own face? I should have slapped my hand. You

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Speaker 1: can hear that? Can you hear that better? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: can hear that. Oh okay, cool, I screwed that up.

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Speaker 1: I was actually slapped my face, which is weird. I

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Speaker 1: should have slapped my hand to just make a sound effect,

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Speaker 1: but then I actually stopped my face. Now my face

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Speaker 1: kind of hurts, and I don't even think you could

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Speaker 1: hear it on the microphone. Damn, girl, you got me

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Speaker 1: all off, kiled him. I am so confused right now.

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Speaker 1: You should be, because this is actually Jewel from The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your friend.

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Speaker 1: Your friend because apparently you joined a new dating app

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Speaker 1: and you've been stressing about like meeting some one, so

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Speaker 1: she wanted to mess with you. Wait, did you actually

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Speaker 1: flap yourself? Yeah? I did and now my cheek riots,

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Speaker 1: and that was really stupid of me, wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubil phone pranks,