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Speaker 1: The Niki Gliser podcast.

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Speaker 2: Glaser's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: It's Thediculizer podcast live from Europe Vienna. To be exact,

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Speaker 2: I'm here in my hotel room with Anya and my

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Speaker 2: boyfriend Chris Convey.

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Speaker 1: Hello, we're here Alfazan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Do they speak Austrian here or German? And is

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Speaker 2: there a difference German German? So the Austrian language of

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Speaker 2: Austrian is not a language, it's a language.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: I thought I'd noticed slight differences between the two, But

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Speaker 2: why would I because I don't know any German.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure there's like slight differences as far as like

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Speaker 3: accent is concerned.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: I noticed they said Beachashan today when like you walk

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Speaker 4: in anywhere, and I was like, I thought that was

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Speaker 4: you're welcome, And then I realized, oh, it's welcome. It's

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Speaker 4: like same as in Russian or Spanish or I guess

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Speaker 4: any language.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean?

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Speaker 4: Like I always thought you only say that after thank you,

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Speaker 4: like thank you welcome, But no, it's like when you

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Speaker 4: walk into a room, I also say welcome or thank

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Speaker 4: you so much, You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's the different. Yeah, I mean like welcome here. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I thought German was welcoming.

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Speaker 4: Maybe it is, but they said, Bitian, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I heard an end of a conversation, but it

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Speaker 4: sure felt like a beginning. And that's a great place

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Speaker 4: to start.

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Speaker 2: BITI shun to the show everyone, and Brian Franngie is

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Speaker 2: a visitor is joining us from Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: I'm crete to create a rack right now? What time?

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Speaker 1: What's what's the tz where you are?

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Speaker 5: Uh, specifically the time? Yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 1: I guess this is on question.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to be uh adorable, but what's the

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Speaker 2: time where you are?

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Speaker 6: It's nine to thirty am and beautiful to crete and

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Speaker 6: it's sunny and actually it's a kind of overcast today.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it weird that it's six pm here or six

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Speaker 2: thirty here?

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Speaker 1: Isn't that strange?

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Speaker 2: How?

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Speaker 1: And that it just there? I guess.

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Speaker 2: I was watching Ted Lasta the other day and he's like,

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Speaker 2: why can't we all just be on the same time zones?

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Speaker 2: And the you know, his like assistant coach was just

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Speaker 2: like the sun Man and he was like, oh yeah, sun,

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Speaker 2: but it is.

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Speaker 6: Yes, it's crazy, it's crazy. And then like you'll be

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Speaker 6: a full.

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Speaker 5: Day ahead, like if you're in Japan, it's like the

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Speaker 5: next day. And like, yeah, did you ever uh uh?

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Speaker 6: One time I was on a plane on New Year's

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Speaker 6: Eve when midnight whoa, and I was doing.

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Speaker 5: A red eye.

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Speaker 1: I chased it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I chased it.

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Speaker 6: I went from the East coast to the West coast

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Speaker 6: and I hit New Year's Eve four times and what Yeah?

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Speaker 6: And there was occasionally we saw fireworks out the window.

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Speaker 1: A lot of kissing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we all made out the whole time before the

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Speaker 6: fall dropped. But you know what was what was ridiculous

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Speaker 6: about it was they didn't do anything on the plane

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Speaker 6: at midnight. The pilot didn't say Happy New Year. They

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Speaker 6: didn't give people free champagne midnight. Struck We're all waiting

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Speaker 6: for some special event and then just time past.

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Speaker 2: Well see that's annoying because you know what, the New

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Speaker 2: Year is kind of the same everywhere except China. I

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Speaker 2: guess I'm sure those are the countries that also don't

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Speaker 2: celebrate the same Gregorian calendar we have.

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Speaker 5: It's like sixty four or something right now.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so they don't they don't do like Happy New Year,

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Speaker 2: like like you know, orthodox Jews and like acidic Jews,

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Speaker 2: like don't do not particle to Jews to watch Carson

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Speaker 2: acidic Jews, you know the ones.

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Speaker 1: Their pH bounces are very off as supposed to basic

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Speaker 1: Jews like Brian.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like they don't go happy, No, they'll go.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 2: Europe has been We've been here a couple of days now.

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Speaker 2: I think we're kind of adjusted. I just took a

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Speaker 2: nap that was very intense.

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Speaker 5: Did you nap.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's sleeping when you're jetlagged. Is the closest thing

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Speaker 4: to being drunk or on heroin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The alarm goes off and then you're just like, I

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Speaker 2: will do anything for more sleep.

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Speaker 1: I was starting to bargain stages of grief. Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 4: I was close to weeping, just like I can't believe

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Speaker 4: I have to wake up, I know, and.

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Speaker 1: Do a podcast too. You guys, the things we do

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Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm looking outside and there's one of

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Speaker 2: those giant babe.

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Speaker 1: Look, you are gonna love doing that.

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Speaker 2: It's like one of those tower things and it lifts

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Speaker 2: all the way up and has swings on it. And

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Speaker 2: this thing is like three hundred feet in the air

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Speaker 2: and it lifts up and hass all around it. I

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Speaker 2: would never do it. Do you know what I don't

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Speaker 2: like in a ride? Centrifugal force is pulling a chain

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Speaker 2: Like I like centripical force. If I'm locked into something

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Speaker 2: ones that you lay on you just like stand up

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Speaker 2: and it would circle around. I like that because it's

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Speaker 2: or like remember the Scrambler, that feels like it's like yeah,

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Speaker 2: it feels like it just wants to be free. It's

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Speaker 2: like a tweet I read about Kim Kardashian, like someone said,

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Speaker 2: I've never seen Kim Kardashian just her body.

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Speaker 1: It just wants to be fat so bad.

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Speaker 2: Like that's how I feel about those swing things. It's

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Speaker 2: just like it wants to let the swing go and

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Speaker 2: you're stopping it and it's gonna win at some point,

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Speaker 2: and so we are not doing that.

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Speaker 1: But I would to want you go up in that

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Speaker 1: and look for a new boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Nikki announced that the show last night she she

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Speaker 3: was going She was like, you know, I'm some strong

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Speaker 3: independent woman I'm this, I'm that I'm single, or like

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Speaker 3: I'm single and I'm wealthy. I'm oh, yeah, because I'm single.

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Speaker 1: She goes, wait, hold on, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I just I said. I've never said that once before.

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Speaker 2: It seemed like something I've been getting away with and

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Speaker 2: then suddenly I forgot to change it.

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Speaker 1: My boyfriend's in the world was.

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Speaker 3: Because she's listing a bunch of things that are like

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Speaker 3: great about her life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just because it's leading up to a joke. Well,

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Speaker 1: that kind of shows you how my brain works.

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Speaker 2: For a joke like, I will turn off whatever's true

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Speaker 2: to fit what the narrative is for a joke like that,

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Speaker 2: that's like, you know, just trying. I will sacrifice for

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Speaker 2: a setup to hit a better punchline. And and even

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Speaker 2: if I was like performing without you in the room,

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Speaker 2: I would have been like, waits again, I'm not single?

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Speaker 1: What am I saying?

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Speaker 2: Because it would defeat so many of my jokes about

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Speaker 2: us being together and breaking up pretty soon. So for

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Speaker 2: some breakups, Oh yeah, Brian's been through a few of.

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Speaker 4: Our really food and stare into the abyss during those

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Speaker 4: two like you guys did after a Game of Thrones.

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Speaker 2: Every time we would have like moments of silence it Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so the show. I mean to be honest with you,

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Speaker 2: I was really bummed before the show's last night because

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Speaker 2: I was just having jet lag depression plus depression plus

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Speaker 2: just depression, yeah, not being single depression, really fighting all that.

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Speaker 1: And I was like crying before.

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Speaker 2: I needed to get a cry out, and I never

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Speaker 2: ever cry before performance.

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Speaker 1: Who am I? Katy Perry?

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Speaker 2: And the documentary that she did called I Forget what

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Speaker 2: It's called?

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Speaker 1: Perry? Yeah? Did you ever see that documentary?

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Speaker 1: Oh it's so good.

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Speaker 2: I think I was trying to have a Katy Perry

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Speaker 2: moment yesterday because you you you, what's the what's the

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Speaker 2: verb of resilient? You resile? You like become resilient. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you bounce back. It's like a triumphant moment. She's like

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Speaker 2: and she just got word that Russell Brand wants to

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Speaker 2: like ah, I yeah, and like you've never seen someone

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Speaker 2: cry like this, Like it's just she's a mess and

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Speaker 2: you go and they're like you're on in five and

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Speaker 2: like we can't do this, you can't do this.

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Speaker 1: And she's just like, no, I'm gonna do it because

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Speaker 2: But no, it's a great moment because she's beneath the

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Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, you see like the

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Speaker 1: And so I just need to get a cry out.

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Speaker 2: So I was like weeping back stage yesterday, hoping that

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Speaker 2: none of the German people who worked at the club

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Speaker 2: tea or whatever, because I was just I was just

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Speaker 2: I hadn't done comedy for two and a half weeks.

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Speaker 2: I'm about to perform somewhere where I Then I start

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Speaker 2: going over my jokes because I don't ever prepare anything

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Speaker 1: I'm not even joking.

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Speaker 2: I didn't think about one of my single jokes before

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Speaker 2: I got a joke on.

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Speaker 1: You had to remind her of like fifteen jokes. I

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Speaker 5: This is got on.

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Speaker 1: You write some down this.

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Speaker 6: Last weekend talking about how you need to cry and

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Speaker 6: you can't cry.

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Speaker 4: I know, we warmed her up the ahead of time.

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Speaker 4: I went to the topography of terror in Berlin, which

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Speaker 4: is just the Holocaust.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I kept going to her like you have

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Speaker 3: a boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: And that was just sinking me lower and lower. And finally,

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Speaker 2: after enough of that, no, I was able to squeeze

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Speaker 2: over my jokes and I was like, they don't like

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Speaker 2: my biggest jokes right now are about John bonn Ay

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Speaker 2: started going over like my jokes that aren't about specific things,

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Speaker 2: like you know, they're not written in my notes as

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Speaker 2: like Jean Beney like there may be a joke about

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Speaker 2: All of the references in there are like American references.

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Speaker 1: Of like Walgreens, an amendment.

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Speaker 2: And how important it is and now we need to.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was all stuff like family matters rkle. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: But then I made a joke halfway through the show

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Speaker 3: At one point at point, Nikki forgot something of like

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Speaker 1: Of the show, she was likeck, what'd.

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Speaker 5: You say, babe?

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Speaker 2: I go, babe, babe, Like it wasn't like I was like,

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Speaker 2: Who was it?

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like, you guys are like us.

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Speaker 2: You probably know shit about the rest of the world,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but Chris.

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Speaker 2: Chris has written like four jokes for me since I've

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Speaker 2: I don't what am I going to do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've written some stuff for real.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to help Mike and Munich.

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Speaker 1: Later she would be like, now I am single. Did

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Speaker 1: it feel really good to Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I was like, I can't date someone who just starts coming.

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Speaker 2: Did it feel good when that joke hit?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it felt really good.

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Speaker 2: The line that you came up with, we won't give

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wrote what I wrote a joke for Tim too, Brian.

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Speaker 5: Oh Man, yea, now you owe me one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, actually give you all.

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Speaker 2: That's not how it works. I get first pick. In fact,

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Speaker 2: the one Tim gets. I was like, I think that's

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Speaker 1: I wrote a good one too.

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Speaker 3: It's like, you know what you're doing jiu jitsu and

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Speaker 1: I get it. When that naked choke insame? What's that reference?

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Speaker 1: In Tucson?

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Speaker 2: Was the first time I heard you use the transistor

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Speaker 1: I thought that was really great.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I told that one that you gave me

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Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I haven't done that since. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 2: because I guess I haven't been on stage.

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Speaker 1: All the best are like, no wonder, Nikki's got way

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, that joke last night kill.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it was great, it felt really great.

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Speaker 2: But I had two shows last night, and we had

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Speaker 2: just like getting my feet wet and it was good.

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Speaker 2: But then the second one much much better and Anya

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard to have friends at a show.

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Speaker 2: Do you ever get nervous, Brian?

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Speaker 4: When friends?

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Speaker 1: You know friends, you have to have friends.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I got nervo. Yet if there's friends at a show,

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Speaker 1: What your rat friend is in the back, they're both

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Speaker 6: It's I would much rather perform for a room full

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Speaker 2: It's it's got a I will say. I think it's

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Speaker 2: go like it's my hometown. I'm so glad to be

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Speaker 2: here tonight. Every time I've said that Saint Louis, I'm

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Speaker 2: and even actually New Year's Eve was fun and I

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Speaker 2: because even if you don't do jokes about things that

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Speaker 2: and you suck, you know, like then I'm doing the material.

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Speaker 2: That's then they're like, we don't get, like there's because

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Speaker 2: there's one chance to prove to them how good.

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Speaker 1: You are every time.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't.

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Speaker 2: And there's just you know, especially with singing Anya just

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Speaker 2: Do you think when you're singing? Do you think about

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Speaker 4: It's bizarre that you can think a million things, don't

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Speaker 1: Yes, actually was singing.

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Speaker 4: I can be in both places, like thinking about the song,

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Speaker 4: with this outfit? And like you're moving weird, like did

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Speaker 4: you forget how to move? Why don't you just relax

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Speaker 4: It's like a constant conversation, am I. Is there anything

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Speaker 2: Because I guess whenever I'm playing guitar and singing, I

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Speaker 1: Is there out of that? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I think meditation, like just be in the zone right here,

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Speaker 4: favorite Nikki Glazer joke of mine. What where you talk

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The point is is like you're you're it's pointless to

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Speaker 1: Older, now hold on.

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Speaker 2: Like it's when I realized that, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: it's it's but it doesn't stop me from thinking about

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Speaker 1: I found that.

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Speaker 3: Same sort of idea because you know, as a man

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Speaker 1: Every No, it's not then fascinating. No, no, no, it's

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Speaker 3: Every day is the best it's gonna look, right, So

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Speaker 1: My god, I had it. I had it all. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that day in Vienna, you did. I had it all.

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Speaker 2: It's always a good sign when you see your boyfriend

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Speaker 2: and you go, you.

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Speaker 1: Go, oh it's mine. I feel the way today. But

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Speaker 4: Today we saw a Viennese Chris.

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Speaker 2: It was he was wearing a scarf, which never except

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Speaker 5: How is like the outside of the shows being in

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Speaker 2: Okay, Starbucks is amazing here. I have some thoughts about

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Speaker 2: the Starbucks here. We will get to that right after

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Speaker 2: we take a break. But that is a great question, Brian,

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Speaker 2: more about our European inventure when we get back. Is

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Speaker 2: that the rag put in the room?

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Speaker 1: Yes, welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 2: Anya just noticed that there is a rag that was

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Speaker 2: You know what, Like I always just thought, and I

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Speaker 2: didn't do was pick up a rag. You know, that's

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Speaker 2: that's what they used for Giodorant. I'm surprised they use

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Speaker 2: a leash, like I just kind of on your orders

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Speaker 2: for me at Starbucks because I'm scared that they're gonna

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Speaker 4: She's like Gary on vv Serena the opposite.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, okay, Gary's telling.

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Speaker 2: Vah, yeah, I'm totally Gary sister in law. And I

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Speaker 2: It's just the way it is. It's and there's no

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Speaker 2: It's just what it is. There's no ice, there's no

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Speaker 2: good friend who is not scared to stand up for me,

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00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,600
Speaker 2: she went back to the counter and was like, excuse me,

448
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,520
Speaker 2: this is not extra hot. She asked for extra hot,

449
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,680
Speaker 2: and they were like, that is extra hot.

450
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, loudly, that is extra hot. I was like, and

451
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:13,600
Speaker 4: I just go, well, it's not pretty amazing, comeback. But

452
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,440
Speaker 4: this is why they don't, and An, you made a

453
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:15,880
Speaker 4: good point.

454
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,679
Speaker 2: It's because it burns the coffee, and they like have

455
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,280
Speaker 2: they want things to be pure and like you taste

456
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,359
Speaker 2: everything and like making it too hot like burns, and

457
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,760
Speaker 2: I like things that are burnt because I like pain

458
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,359
Speaker 2: because otherwise I suck it down too fast because I

459
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:34,040
Speaker 2: like it to scorch my throat. And then like today

460
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:38,400
Speaker 2: I think Germans are into that kind of stuff. Yeah pain, yeah, pain,

461
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,720
Speaker 2: It's like you would think, but they just everything, even

462
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,719
Speaker 2: the die cooks. You reach into the side of cooler,

463
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,639
Speaker 2: you know, when you in the States, you pull up

464
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,320
Speaker 2: like sometimes a drink is freshly stocked and it's just

465
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 2: like warm, and you're like, okay, I'm going to the back.

466
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,760
Speaker 2: All of the ones are that first one here in Europe,

467
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:59,040
Speaker 2: there's no there's no spice cold anything that's like offensive

468
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,880
Speaker 2: to them. And listen, I could get on board. I'm

469
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,240
Speaker 2: not judging it, of course I'm judging it, but I

470
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,159
Speaker 2: don't know why are they just they're not wasting as

471
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 2: much energy as us?

472
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 1: Is that it?

473
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,760
Speaker 2: They're respecting the.

474
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 1: Coffee, but what about the diet coke? There's something to respect? Oh,

475
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 1: like why won't they use ice? Like why won't they?

476
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,720
Speaker 3: People mustn't be like demanding it because there's there's another

477
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,920
Speaker 3: issue in other parts of Europe too, Like I think

478
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 3: in France they're like, You're like, can I get ice

479
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:25,480
Speaker 3: with this? And they think you're kind of crazy or

480
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,879
Speaker 3: they just give you like one piece of ice. Yes,

481
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 3: cold beverages aren't like.

482
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 1: I had ice and they don't demand it.

483
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 2: Delicious though.

484
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,880
Speaker 4: In Berlin I had the best ice coffee I've ever

485
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,920
Speaker 4: had in my life.

486
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 2: I don't even drink coffee.

487
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,560
Speaker 4: They've they screwed up my order and I was like, no, no,

488
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,520
Speaker 4: I'll keep it. And then it was two little square,

489
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,320
Speaker 4: perfect cubes of ice, like the most perfect cube you've

490
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 4: ever seen. And then it was just like the most

491
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 4: delicious drink I was like, I want to become a

492
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,800
Speaker 4: coffee drinker now, and it was it was just perfect.

493
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,680
Speaker 4: Maybe America overdoes things.

494
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would say I would blame it on Celsius

495
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 6: because their range of numbers isn't as large.

496
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 1: We go from zero to one hundred degrees.

497
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,439
Speaker 5: That's well within our range.

498
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 6: In Europe, it's Celsius zero is freezing, and then like

499
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 6: seventy degrees is twenty, Like they don't have the numbers.

500
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:16,919
Speaker 2: They don't have the degrees is twenty. What about the

501
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 2: room temperature? Why won't it go below sixty eight? I

502
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,920
Speaker 2: think it's I think it's a power issue, and they're

503
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 2: I think also I was told not to bring my

504
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 2: own hair dryer, even if I have an adapter, because

505
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,640
Speaker 2: it'll blow out their circuits. I think we're just America

506
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 2: is just like big, more power, more things, Like they

507
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 2: don't have Sedan's here. I don't know if that's about

508
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,159
Speaker 2: everything's tiny.

509
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 1: Everything's tiny.

510
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 4: There's tea cups in your room, there's mugs at the venue,

511
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 4: but they are forty smaller than a tea cup you

512
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 4: might think, or a mug that you might see in America.

513
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 2: But the portions have not been disappointing. I gotta say

514
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 2: I've been today. They got a little confused on my

515
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 2: order today at lunch that we and I ordered the

516
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 2: same thing. They didn't know I ordered two of them.

517
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 2: They only brought one. And then we're just waiting and waiting,

518
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,360
Speaker 2: and then finally I'm like, I think they didn't get mine,

519
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 2: which they didn't. So then Chris went in to buy

520
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 2: another or to pay for She was like, oh, we'll

521
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 2: bring it out, and they brought out a sandwich, which

522
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 2: is not what I ordered. And then we were like, no,

523
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 2: we wanted one of these, another one of these, and

524
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 2: then they go okay, and so they took the sandwich

525
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 2: and they seem to be annoyed, but they were very nice.

526
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 2: Chris went in to pay for that because it was

527
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 2: more than the sandwich. And what did you do in there?

528
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: I hit the guy who what did you do? More

529
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: of that? Your trick? Good sir? Oh yeah, here's here's

530
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,959
Speaker 1: a you only hit me talk about.

531
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 2: Okay, I told you I'd never talk about it, but

532
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 2: he does.

533
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 1: Not hit me. Babe, babe, babe.

534
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 3: No, here's a pro tip for all you international besties

535
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,680
Speaker 3: and people that are traveling. Oh yeah, if you're Canadian,

536
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 3: blame things on us. And if you're American, blamed things

537
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 3: on Canada. So basically, if you do something stupid and

538
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 3: you know the people in that country, if Germans see

539
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 3: you doing something stupid, if you like walk in front

540
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 3: of cars and you're like look in the wrong way,

541
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 3: and you'd be like, oh boy, that's not how they

542
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 3: do it back in Canada. You just identify. You'd be like, oh,

543
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Just make sure that they know that.

544
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: You can fuddled in a bike Lane'll be like, oh,

545
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 2: this reminds me of Montreal, which is the country where

546
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 2: I for the Mounties.

547
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 3: That's all a boot, yes, yes, exactly. So basically, just

548
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 3: reference the country you want to blame it on. And

549
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 3: so Americans can really only blame it on Canada.

550
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 2: So Chris literally today when he was paying for my

551
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 2: meal for the second time, because it was like we

552
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 2: were just such like I was such an American, like nitpicky,

553
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 2: like I need it my way. He just goes, Oh,

554
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 2: it's okay, man, it's just we do it differently.

555
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 1: He goes, oh really.

556
00:24:54,880 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Canada, Yeah, we're always just thinking about hockey. No,

557
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 3: but I do love Canadians. But you guys could do

558
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 3: it to us too. It's very it's probably easy like

559
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 3: that part of it.

560
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 2: Yes, always yeah, I mean, but it's but it's something

561
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 2: I used to do back in high school.

562
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 3: So like if I did something like rude or untoored,

563
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 3: if I like accident, you know, I'm a seventeen year

564
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 3: old kid, and I curse in public. I'm always like,

565
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 3: oh man, I can't wait till we play slow in baseball.

566
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 3: Because we're from De smet Al.

567
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 1: Used to give it on another school.

568
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 3: So I used I used to blame any bad behavior

569
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 3: on others. That's really funny because I want to be

570
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,199
Speaker 3: don't you want to be a good American citizen when

571
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 3: you're over here. You don't want to be like the

572
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 3: people that they complain about on Reddit.

573
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: Yes, so we are.

574
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 3: You want to be that. You want to be the

575
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 3: best behaved. You want to be a model citizen, so

576
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 3: the people are like Americans not so bad after all.

577
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that's smell on the plane today, though, I

578
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 2: was getting a little American about it of like this.

579
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: It was giving me a headache. That guy's body odor.

580
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 2: It was a grandmother in front of me.

581
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: Oh it was. I thought it was the man in

582
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: front of me. Yea so bad. It was just rancid bo.

583
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 2: I just don't know how people don't know that they

584
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 2: have that coming from their body because I thought when

585
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,439
Speaker 2: we first sat down, I go, well, we're gonna get

586
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 2: used to it and it will go away because you're

587
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 2: but we did it. So then I go, this motherfucker

588
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:21,239
Speaker 2: has no excuse. This is this is newly like refreshing,

589
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 2: and it never got used to it, so I could

590
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 2: not because I understand sometimes when people smell, I'm like,

591
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 2: they don't know because they get used to it. This

592
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 2: is how we adapt as humans because we we we

593
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 2: use that to learn about new smells coming in. So

594
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 2: if like there's a dangerous smell that we smell, you know,

595
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 2: humans have adapted to be like, what's that smell? And

596
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 2: then once it doesn't like kill everyone, we go, Okay,

597
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 2: we're gonna get used to it so we can smell

598
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 2: new dangerous smells coming in. So it's a very you know,

599
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,239
Speaker 2: important adaptation that we have. But it makes us not

600
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 2: know that we smell like shit. But these people have

601
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 2: no excuse.

602
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 6: Alone in New York that had bad bo and then

603
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 6: after like six to eight months of going to open

604
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 6: mics with him. We all had an intervention and we said,

605
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 6: you got to start using deodorant.

606
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 5: It's going to like hurt your career. And he started

607
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 5: using good and he's, U, that's good.

608
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 1: He does like he might have smelled at one point

609
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: for a really long time.

610
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 2: Can't say right to do that?

611
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,679
Speaker 6: To have the intervention, Yeah, I guess not in this

612
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 6: an open mic sense, because we're all like, you know.

613
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 1: You guys are like probably salvating to.

614
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do this. It wasn't that bad and felt

615
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 5: you had.

616
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, every head of roast in every comic just said

617
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 6: this guy should wear deodorant.

618
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 2: Right, And then to the point, how did it run

619
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 2: like this intervention? Did he walk into a room and

620
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 2: it was like ding ding ding like the Intervention show.

621
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 2: There was like an old woman with you guys to

622
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,199
Speaker 2: lead it, and he goes, no, I'm not doing this.

623
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,360
Speaker 2: I'm not doing this. I'm going outside to have a cigarette.

624
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 2: I'm not doing this, and they're like, just sit down.

625
00:27:58,920 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 2: Everyone has a letter.

626
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 6: Letters are like your smell has affected me in very

627
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 6: negative ways. And then eventually no, but it was it

628
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 6: was after the open mic. You know, it had been

629
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 6: a long time coming, and you know it's the whole

630
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 6: It was really bad bo like you experienced on the plane,

631
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 6: and we're like, listen, you got to start wearing deodorant

632
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 6: because you know, I know that maybe it's I don't

633
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 6: know what it is, but you didn't wear deodorant and

634
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 6: you don't realize that it smells and everyone is affected

635
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 6: by it. Maybe everyone's been too nice to say it.

636
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 6: Now we're all saying it together to really shame you,

637
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 6: to say you should do it. And he did start

638
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 6: doing it, and I think it actually helped.

639
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 5: I'm not sure.

640
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: I laugh it off. Was it really did tried to

641
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: do it? Did you seem nice?

642
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 6: We tried to do it so nice, like we're trying

643
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 6: to help you, like like maybe no one's ever told

644
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 6: you this, and that's the mean thing is to just

645
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 6: be there and then after the might be like this

646
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 6: person stinks like shit and never tell them.

647
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: That's what we've been doing for a year.

648
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 2: More Like, clearly, this isn't the first.

649
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: Time we've been talking behind your back for eight months.

650
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 2: And has anyone ever confronted you guys about something that

651
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 2: you're just like, oh my god, Like I remember the

652
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 2: first time I got told you need deodorant. When I

653
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 2: was a teen, I was like thirteen, and my cousin

654
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 2: JD and my sister conspired to go nikky, you stink,

655
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 2: and I was just.

656
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't.

657
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 2: I'll never forget that feeling and having to I remember

658
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,959
Speaker 2: going up to my mom's room in this house you're

659
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 2: staying in Michigan and going through her like dop kit

660
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 2: and being like, what do I do and then finding

661
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: she she used that van do you remember van?

662
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: A ball in the top that you love?

663
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: That feeling, and it was it was just like wet,

664
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 2: and I just remember being like, this is welcome to womanhood.

665
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 2: Just putting some like like having a dog, a cold

666
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 2: dog lick you under your pits and just being like

667
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,479
Speaker 2: oh and I was just so ashamed. And I remember

668
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 2: just going to my room like crying, being so embarrassed.

669
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: But someone has to tell.

670
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 2: You, yeah, it's good that you did.

671
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 5: Man have a Mitchen Man. You know Mitchen Man. Chris

672
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 5: knows the Mitchell Man.

673
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know Mitcham Deoduran, but I don't

674
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 2: remember the mitcham Man.

675
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 6: Well, because you have really sweaty pits, you use mitcham

676
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 6: Deoduran it dries up your pits. And then on the

677
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 6: commercials they would show a guy with sweaty pits and

678
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 6: they'd say, that's a mitcham man.

679
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: You remember those.

680
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 2: I watched TV too, but maybe I wasn't watching the

681
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 2: same TV. I know he really sweats a lot. Is

682
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 2: that what that means?

683
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, well he's a mitch. Well, no, he doesn't sweat

684
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 6: at all because all his friends are all.

685
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: It's like the Marlborough Man and he's got he smokes sugartes,

686
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: he uses it.

687
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, speaking of body disgusting bodies, No, I thank

688
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 2: you for that bodies.

689
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. We okay.

690
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 2: So we are in Berlin on the first night. I

691
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 2: think that we got this first night. We slept, we

692
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 2: we got in early, we slept all day. We did

693
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 2: it all wrong, but it turned out great. We're just

694
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 2: doing great and we Chris is I'm in the bathroom

695
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 2: just like putting on I don't know, brushing my teeth

696
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 2: or something, and I hear yelp, a yulp come from

697
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 2: the TV room and I knew Chris had just been

698
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 2: scrolling through the TV last I left him. And he's like,

699
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 2: oh my god, and I or was I in the room.

700
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 2: I forget what happened, but the.

701
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 3: TV was tilted towards me when you were sitting on

702
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 3: the couch, and so you didn't you didn't have.

703
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 2: Any single listen. I make these stories up in the

704
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 2: way I want to present them.

705
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.

706
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 2: I just couldn't see the screen. And he goes, there

707
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 2: was there was a penis. There was a full penis,

708
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 2: too full penis? Yes, TF And I go, what do

709
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 2: you meet? Like I thought, maybe he stumbled on TFP.

710
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 2: I thought maybe he stumbled on porn.

711
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, like why not? Or like that?

712
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 2: Maybe I got bumped up to the premium thing because

713
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 2: you know, we're in a suite or something. But it

714
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 2: was just a regular channel, and I forget that. What

715
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 2: the channel is called. It's like RTL or something. It's

716
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 2: the best channel ever. I first of all this show

717
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 2: and it's being my favorite show. It's called Naked Attraction

718
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 2: and the premise is is that a woman comes.

719
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: Have you heard of this? I heard of this? Yes, Okay,

720
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: it's yes. I think they must.

721
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 2: I wonder if they franchise it because this is a

722
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: very German show. This woman's hosting it, she is a host.

723
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 2: She stands there with a contestant who is looking to

724
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 2: go on a date. Okay, it's shot. This is shot

725
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 2: so cheaply. The lighting is horrible.

726
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: It's in a studio. It's in a studio. That's where

727
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: it all takes place.

728
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 2: And then they go on a date later on and

729
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 2: that's in like a shitty bar, and it's always in

730
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 2: the same bar, and it's like what and they use

731
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 2: one camera. There's like no, there's no other angle. It's

732
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 2: the cheapest shows ever box studio.

733
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 3: I mean, with with what five lit weird color boxes.

734
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: Like columns, like almost phone booths, and they have each

735
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 2: of a different color.

736
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: They are going to get a huge increase in their budget.

737
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: Now that the host of f Boy Island is talking about.

738
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 2: It, I want to bring this to the States, and

739
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 2: I'm not joking it. We won't be able to have

740
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 2: the same nudity, but even blurred out and having people

741
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 2: describe what they're seeing would be hilarious. So this, so

742
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 2: they're behind these panels. You just see their silhouette and

743
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 2: then the first thing that lifts up is the panel

744
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 2: and you see their penis down to their toes. Just

745
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,239
Speaker 2: the first panel lifts all the way up and the

746
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 2: girl talks about each person's penis and toes and legs

747
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:23,719
Speaker 2: and everything.

748
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: We don't have no idea.

749
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 3: First of all, it was it was all in German,

750
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 3: and we watched six episodes.

751
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 2: Episode and the word penis is what they used for penis,

752
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 2: sois no we looked and so they say penis or

753
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 2: penis or penius. I don't even know, but you could

754
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 2: hear that it was, you know when there's just like

755
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 2: English words and they were just straight up safe or

756
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 2: maybe they were just using different words and they said

757
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 2: penis a bunch but other words also to describe it.

758
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 2: But these people have their flaccid penises out and they're

759
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 2: just like sad torsos. And then it finally lifts up,

760
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 2: so then you get eliminated. One guy gets eliminated just

761
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 2: only seeing your penis.

762
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 3: The first round is like you eliminate either one or

763
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 3: two people just when the when you can see from

764
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 3: like the waist down basically, so it's legs and so

765
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 3: like to tell the truth.

766
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 6: Except it's a disgusting bodies and not yeah.

767
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 2: And then when they get eliminated, the whole board comes

768
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 2: all the way up and you see their face and

769
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 2: it's somehow worse than their like, it's always some people

770
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 2: are not that. No one, I don't think the most

771
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 2: attractive woman. You were in the shower when she was

772
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 2: on and she was really cute, but she was mad. No,

773
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 2: they start with everyone's like, yeah, they start waist down.

774
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 2: So there was one episode where it was a bisexual woman,

775
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 2: so there was like a.

776
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,479
Speaker 1: Transsexual woman or transgendered woman.

777
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 2: There was a uh, and then there were two women,

778
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 2: and then there were one guy that was kind of

779
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 2: more effeminate looking that had like fingernails done like you know,

780
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 2: painted but long, like beautiful like manicured hands, but like

781
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 2: a dick, and then one with and then there were

782
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 2: also men on that one.

783
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 1: So there was and then there was one.

784
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 2: Where it was all I don't I didn't see one

785
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 2: where it was a man deciding in all women.

786
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 1: No, I didn't see that one. We need that one.

787
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 2: The US version will have us judging windows bodies.

788
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: That's what we do best. But so they do. They

789
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,959
Speaker 1: then they.

790
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 2: Eliminate two people and then they lifted all the way

791
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 2: up to like there right before their head, and then

792
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 2: they talk about like their their gut and their like

793
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 2: arms and tattoos and stuff. They're just like analyzing these

794
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 2: people's bodies. Oh, then they turn around and you just

795
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 2: see their butt and then there's like close ups on butts,

796
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,760
Speaker 2: there's close ups on penises. And this is Europe, you guys.

797
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 2: So there's uncircumcised penis is galore. It is the norm.

798
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 2: There was one circumcised penis. I think I saw the

799
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: whole time. It was yours came out of the shower. No,

800
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 2: there was, there was. There was one out of all

801
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 2: of them. And I have not someone that has like

802
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 2: spent a lot of time with I've never seen one

803
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 2: in the flesh, and that is the choice of words

804
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 2: is appropriate. I've never they look like yams. Chris, I

805
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 2: was trying to come up with what they looked like

806
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 2: yesterday before I went on stage to talk about this,

807
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 2: and I go, it's kind of like a yam, and

808
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 2: Chris is like, I don't know what that is, and

809
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,919
Speaker 2: so I googled jam and he was like, oh, that's

810
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 2: exactly a sweet potato.

811
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, sweet potato. How did you not know what a

812
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: yam was? I don't think he knows what it looks like.

813
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 5: Well versed in vegetables, jams and sweet potatoes are different.

814
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 2: It could be a fun game.

815
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 5: What yams and sweet potatoes are different?

816
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 4: Let me guess the yam is like more yellow when

817
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 4: you cut it open, and sweet potatoes orange.

818
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 5: Well, sweet potato tastes better. I think it is a

819
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 5: little sweeter.

820
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 6: That's that's what the yam is, a little thicker meat.

821
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 2: Potato rankings vegetables.

822
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: You should get on that train. That's funny that you

823
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 1: know that. Do you cook a lot Brian.

824
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,280
Speaker 6: All the time? And also, I do want to say

825
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 6: I recently. That's right, Nikki, I cook there all right now.

826
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 6: She doesn't cook at all. She microwaves eggs. Would Here's

827
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,720
Speaker 6: the beauty of Brian. If he wants to do something,

828
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 6: he figures it out. He does it at his dancing.

829
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah he can dance. Yeah, no casual dance.

830
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 5: Casual.

831
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,479
Speaker 1: I do want to dance.

832
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 5: I have a tip.

833
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 6: I have a hot tip on a non apple fruit.

834
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 6: Just quickly, and that is strawberries. There's a straw there's

835
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 6: a new strawberry on the market that is the best

836
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 6: strawberry by far I've ever had. It's called the Gaviota strawberry.

837
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 5: It is sweet. It is the sweetest little.

838
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 6: Straw in the world. You gotta try it, Gaviota.

839
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: I did sample a strawberry the other day at Whole Foods.

840
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 2: They had the sample thing out, which I'm sure Chris

841
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 2: is like, you eat from that?

842
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: Gross?

843
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 2: Are you grossed out that they eat from samples?

844
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 8: No?

845
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: Why, I don't know.

846
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 2: It just seems like something that people that are have

847
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 2: like germ things that are like do the proper thing.

848
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 4: No.

849
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 3: Nikki is saying this because she dropped a lollipop out

850
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 3: of her mouth onto the floor.

851
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: The wrapper WoT done out of my mouth.

852
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 2: It was not wet yet, it was.

853
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: Not okay, okay onto the floor.

854
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 3: At an airport, people are in and out of I know,

855
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,760
Speaker 3: I'm just on the floor the airport.

856
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 2: Why it's different than an airport than a hotel room anything.

857
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 2: I would have said, you would have gone like they

858
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 2: everywhere and.

859
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 3: The shoes and then did like one of those gangster

860
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 3: things where you know how you like blow on your

861
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 3: knuckles and then rub it on your shirt. She did

862
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 3: that with a lollipop. It goes like yeah, and then

863
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 3: put it in her mouth.

864
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 2: Like like okay. Can I say I have no shame?

865
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 2: I would admit this a thousand times over. Yes, that

866
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 2: is what I do. I don't care about germs. It

867
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 2: is so stupid to think that because it touches the

868
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 2: ground for two seconds that if I rub it vigorously

869
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 2: on my jeans and then blow on it, that I

870
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 2: wouldn't get off whatever it just got when it wasn't

871
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 2: even wet. It fell on the ground dry, So what

872
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 2: are you even talking about? I get how it just

873
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,240
Speaker 2: looks gross to people. So I kind of looked around

874
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 2: me to make sure no one was looking.

875
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 3: Panel go into the bathrooms, and then they come out

876
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,720
Speaker 3: of the bathrooms and then they step on where you're.

877
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 1: Oating your food. I get that. So I dropped lollipop

878
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: floor is your plate? I get it.

879
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 2: The dry lollipop is on the ground and it gets

880
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 2: like a poop particle on it. Vigorously rubbing it on

881
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: my jeans is going to get if it was able

882
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 2: to pick that poop particle up just gently falling on

883
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: the ground, rubbing it vigorous lemon jeans is going to

884
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,760
Speaker 2: take off whatever it got on the ground.

885
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,919
Speaker 6: Around and then it spreads it around and then Chris goes, hey,

886
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 6: this is the way we do it in Calgary.

887
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was not wet before it fell out of

888
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:51,439
Speaker 2: my mouth.

889
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: If it was wet, I would not.

890
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 6: I would run it underwater free that if it was

891
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 6: wet and you did it, that almost might be beyond

892
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 6: the pail. But because it was dry, there's a little

893
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 6: bit of a gray area there.

894
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 1: The funniest part everywhere she goes.

895
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 9: To call it.

896
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 2: But the best part was that I knew, like I

897
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 2: like to just I'm a gross person. I'm out about that,

898
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 2: Like I don't care about germs. It just doesn't bother me.

899
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 2: I wish it did, so that I appeared like I wish.

900
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 2: When something fell off my plate, I was like, well

901
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 2: it touched the table. I'm not gonna put that in

902
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 2: my mouth. It's just not the way I think. And

903
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let that.

904
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 1: Piece of food go to waste.

905
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 2: And so but I realized that that grosses Chris out,

906
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: and he has to kiss me, and I want him

907
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 2: to be attracted to me. So if this would have

908
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 2: happened when Chris was around, I would have definitely just

909
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 2: put the lollipop like aside and like hope that he

910
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 2: did it like and then I would have pretended to

911
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 2: throw away and then like put in my pocket for later,

912
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 2: and he wouldn't have known but he wasn't around when

913
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 2: this happened.

914
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: He went to the bathroom to go.

915
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 2: Get shit on his shoes, so he wasn't there. So

916
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 2: when I and then I picked it up and I

917
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 2: put it, I did the gene thing and then I

918
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 2: you know, and I put it back in my mouth

919
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,919
Speaker 2: and he goes, go, No, clayed out of nowhere else,

920
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 2: like you weren't supposed to see that. I wouldn't have

921
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 2: done it. If you were next to me, I would

922
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:11,479
Speaker 2: have done it later.

923
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 3: Have you guys ever seen that like meme or something.

924
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 3: It's like it's some woman to tweeted out like, guys,

925
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 3: do you reuse the towel that you like dry off

926
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 3: your like genitals with wow? And a guy tweeted back,

927
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 3: he goes, you started the face and you work your

928
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 3: way down the towel forgets everything by the next day.

929
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I constantly reused els and don't think about that,

930
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: but I just figured out. Also the other day I

931
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 2: was watching on Reddit, some girl was talking about She

932
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 2: was like, I think it's gross when people use the

933
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 2: same bar of soap, Like I just put that in

934
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 2: my ass and he goes in your ass and she's like, yeah,

935
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 2: you put it in an ass.

936
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: And he goes in.

937
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 2: She goes like, not in your asshole, but like into

938
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 2: the crevice and you like, go up the crevice and

939
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 2: I'm like and then the guy's like, no, you don't,

940
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 2: and she's like what do you mean? And he's like,

941
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 2: you put you lather your hands and then go in

942
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 2: with your hands. And she was like what she's like

943
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,399
Speaker 2: using the bar, and I'm like, that's I from her?

944
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 2: Oh really, I go soap into the crack you like

945
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 2: a bar of soap? No, but if there is a bar, oh,

946
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 2: like in a hotel.

947
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hotel bar alone is.

948
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 2: Fine, Yeah, okay, bar in my hand and then go mmm,

949
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 2: I'm with you.

950
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: I agree with it's soap, though.

951
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 6: My rule is that it's soap, so it's gonna kill

952
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 6: anything that gets on it.

953
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's on it.

954
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 5: It's soap already. You can't get cleaner than soap, and.

955
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: It rinses off.

956
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 2: I will say that I've been I've been scrubbing a

957
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 2: lot more recently.

958
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: Same Oh yeah, yeah.

959
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 2: When I go I'm good, I just just I go no,

960
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 2: and it still lingers. My showers have gotten three times

961
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 2: as long, which is still three minutes but it's like.

962
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 3: It's pride herself on how quicker showers were, and it

963
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 3: was like, well these are these are just these are

964
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 3: interfective shower.

965
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: You're basically not doing it.

966
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 2: I'm washing myself off all my jeans and blowing myself.

967
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: Do you have a loof at? Yeah, that's what I

968
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: do in the shower. No, I don't blow, it's just hand.

969
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 4: It does feel nice, takes fully at all the dead skin.

970
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 4: I feel like you might like it.

971
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 2: It takes too long. I just I'm just too impatient.

972
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 6: You showers, I see that's I hate how long it takes.

973
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 6: And I'm a guy. I realize this is like, you know,

974
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,959
Speaker 6: out of turn, but I hate how long it takes

975
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 6: to get ready in the morning.

976
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:34,720
Speaker 5: It takes.

977
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 6: It's like for me, it's like twenty five minutes, and

978
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 6: that's every day twenty five minutes.

979
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 2: Does it take you twenty five minutes? It doesn't take

980
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 2: me twenty minutes to do full hair and makeup and

981
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 2: blow dry my hair. Okay, my hair, we're going to

982
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 2: add more time. But what are you doing?

983
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 7: Well?

984
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 6: I go in the shower, I scream for ten minutes

985
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 6: and then.

986
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: There we go go. It's just the slow side, but

987
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: a shower. Oh yeah, that takes another.

988
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 6: Forty second, five reps of the slow slide, and then

989
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 6: you and then yeah, it just putting all this stuff

990
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 6: on your you know, I moisturize my face. I do

991
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 6: beard oil, a lot of beard stuff.

992
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: And then uh, I, which is your face? How malong?

993
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: Are you? Like rubbing it in like little circles and

994
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 2: like making sure I just like slap it on.

995
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 1: Well, he's just crying and then he rubs his tears.

996
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 6: I just watched American Psycho for the first time. Christian Bale.

997
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 6: Do you guys remember the beginning of that movie where

998
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 6: he's like putting all those creams on mm hmm. Anyway,

999
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 6: that's a reference to something that doesn't relate to me.

1000
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but you take your time.

1001
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 6: I don't take my time as fast as I can.

1002
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,240
Speaker 6: It takes twenty five minutes.

1003
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 2: I was watching a Conan clip and Sona, his assistant,

1004
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 2: was talking about how he applies lotions and how he

1005
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 2: She's like she was describing this to one of his

1006
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 2: guests and she was like, oh, he was putting on lipstick.

1007
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 2: Julia Luis drives his lipstick because she was like, I

1008
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 2: didn't know this is on video. I'm gonna put on

1009
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 2: lips that hughes I should would put on some show

1010
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 2: it's really fun anything, And he's putting on it. She goes,

1011
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 2: what are you doing? In sone is like he does

1012
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 2: everything roughly. He treats himself, he likes to abuse himself

1013
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 2: and everything he does. And I was like, that's what

1014
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 2: I do. Do you know anytimes I've put on jeans

1015
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 2: and I've cut my legs severely because I just scratch

1016
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 2: myself on my nail or something, or I've I've cut

1017
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 2: my face on my rings dozens of times I.

1018
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: Slap on It made me feel It made me feel good.

1019
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 2: That my hero Conan also does these things because we

1020
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 2: both do things fast and like hard, and we PLoP

1021
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 2: down on things and we throw things, and it just

1022
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 2: it felt good that there was because usually when you're

1023
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 2: looking for I've never had a single role model in

1024
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 2: this or like a single person that is like me.

1025
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 2: Everyone's always like you're so rough, you don't you don't

1026
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 2: get to have nice things? And why is am I

1027
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 2: doing these? In my mom's voice because she was the

1028
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 2: one that said them, But you ruin everything you have,

1029
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 2: Everything gets ruined I'm not buying you things anymore, and

1030
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 2: so it's nice that I was the first time I

1031
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 2: ever heard of anyone being rough like that.

1032
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 3: You notice it, Chris, Oh yeah, just being like well

1033
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,879
Speaker 3: like yeah, like even like you opening drawers and cabinets.

1034
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 2: And like zipping things and everything is just yeah.

1035
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 4: You always seem like you're in a hurry and someone's

1036
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 4: timing you like you're on a game show and they're like,

1037
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 4: you gotta get it in the.

1038
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: Luggage.

1039
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 4: And sometimes I as a good time to your life,

1040
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 4: like you'll be like, don't just do this.

1041
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 2: I don't think that I probably have saved more time

1042
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 2: because I try to sometimes slow down because I've been

1043
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 2: I have to admit I've been slowing down because of

1044
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 2: you guys, like you're a therapist.

1045
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,439
Speaker 1: Probably no, no, no, because of this trip.

1046
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 2: I don't want to be the one that's like walking

1047
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 2: faster than all of us. But I swear to God,

1048
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 2: I'm it's not like because I'm like you guys are

1049
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 2: so slow. I'm trying to be normal. I'm trying to

1050
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 2: fit in, and so I've just been walking slower and

1051
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 2: just like and like just and especially Chris, you are

1052
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 2: so materialous.

1053
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 4: And like shocked right now, Chris, and I know you should.

1054
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 4: We're like, really, I'm shooked, and I never even say shook.

1055
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,760
Speaker 1: It's just like this is a revelation.

1056
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,919
Speaker 2: There's just like things that you guys do that I

1057
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,399
Speaker 2: am trying to emulate, where like if you were like, okay,

1058
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 2: let me just zip this up. This is an example

1059
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 2: of what I would do versus what they would do.

1060
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 2: Okay'm putting the mic down really quick. And this is

1061
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 2: something you'll have to go look at on YouTube to

1062
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 2: see my demonstration.

1063
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 4: Okay, you're doing. She has a fanny pack.

1064
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,240
Speaker 2: Okay, oh thank you, Chris. So this is me opening

1065
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 2: my fanny pack and like taking something out, okay quick,

1066
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 2: and this is Anya.

1067
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 6: Like gently guy, it's likest I can hear the this

1068
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 6: is podcasting right here.

1069
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: This is me right that.

1070
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, quick, Well, I would never do it because it's

1071
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 2: usually hooked.

1072
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: It's harnessed to me usually, and this is on just

1073
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: she'll be.

1074
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, she's like watching each.

1075
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 2: Because no man ever looks at a woman and like

1076
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 2: a woman that's like flaw it's not graceful. But men

1077
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 2: love women that are just like so delicate. I don't delicate,

1078
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 2: and they like they work it like a gentle shaft,

1079
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 2: Like it's just like it's just it's it's so I don't.

1080
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: Think like a gentle hand job.

1081
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,879
Speaker 3: Are you and Ally on different like timetables? Like are

1082
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,280
Speaker 3: you moving slower than her? Is she getting frustrated?

1083
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 6: It's actually one of the only things we ever disagree

1084
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 6: about is I will be like walking twenty feet in

1085
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 6: front of her because I'm just like I gotta go,

1086
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 6: especially if I'm walking Jack, and She'll be like, can

1087
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 6: you just walk with me?

1088
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,760
Speaker 5: That's right, I'm on a faster I'm a fast walker.

1089
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a New York. I think that's part of

1090
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 3: the New York and you what about you guys?

1091
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 2: Noah, I'm usually a fast walker, but I'm usually the

1092
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 2: one who gets left behind and like getting frustrated for

1093
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 2: Avy to wait up for me because it hits on

1094
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 2: my abandonment issues.

1095
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 3: What about like just in general, like when you're like

1096
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 3: leaving for a night out or like something has to

1097
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 3: get done and is somebody else are you guys like

1098
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 3: on different Oh yeah.

1099
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 2: I always wait until the last minute and I have

1100
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 2: to like do everything like really really fast, and I'm

1101
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 2: very frustrated because I know that I'm I should have

1102
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 2: thought about this a little bit more, and he's always packed.

1103
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: Like a couple of days in advance.

1104
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 2: But I will say that although that I am hasty

1105
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 2: and I move very quickly, I know exactly how long

1106
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 2: everything takes me, and I'm rarely if I'm late. It's

1107
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 2: because I kind of don't care about being late. But

1108
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 2: if I want to be on time, I know exactly

1109
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 2: I can get ready in twenty five minutes.

1110
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 1: You said you do.

1111
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 6: That really is where if you're late, you if you

1112
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 6: know you're going to be late, then you start slowing

1113
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 6: down like on purpose.

1114
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, when that's when that's when I've woken up

1115
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 2: late or something is just out of my hands late,

1116
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 2: that's when I just start going, oh, I'll just miss

1117
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 2: the entire lover era. That's what I did for Taylor

1118
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 2: Swift's concert. Yeah, it's an annoying thing. Chris, how do

1119
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,399
Speaker 2: you feel like we I know how I feel about it.

1120
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: Tell me how you feel You know I moved my

1121
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: own pace.

1122
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 2: No, Chris, Chris is efficient, That's the thing, Chris, Chris Krish.

1123
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: Chris is efficient.

1124
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 2: He doesn't waste any time doing like stupid stuff, but

1125
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 2: he does move at a slower pace because he's making

1126
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 2: sure like he will be the one today when we

1127
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 2: checked out of the hotel in Berlin, he goes back

1128
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 2: in twice to check the room to make sure there's

1129
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 2: nothing left. And I'm the one that has to call

1130
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,320
Speaker 2: and say, will you send me my AirPod?

1131
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, and leave no charger behind.

1132
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, maybe maybe I was born

1133
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 4: this way, like slightly slow, which I I bet I am,

1134
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 4: But also it's the result of a lifetime of like

1135
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 4: getting hurt because of the zipper thing. So I'm very

1136
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 4: like I've learned my lesson now I'm going to do

1137
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 4: things this way.

1138
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 2: I don't think I've always warned my lesson because it's

1139
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 2: not a value to you because you like that. I

1140
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: don't like I have never once. This is a big difference.

1141
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 2: Here's here's the root of it. People putting on and

1142
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 2: off shirts or sweaters is so different than the way

1143
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:17,240
Speaker 2: I do it. Like one time I was I'm always

1144
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 2: my stylis favorite fittings, not only because they said the

1145
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 2: best boobs of anyone they've ever seen it, but those

1146
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 2: are hers. I will say one day I'm not gonna

1147
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 2: say you my stylist war who said this, because I

1148
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,439
Speaker 2: have many different ones, but one time one of them said, uh,

1149
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 2: one of my stylists that I've used in the past said,

1150
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 2: my friend asked me the other day, of all the

1151
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 2: celebrities I've ever dressed, who has the best boobs?

1152
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: Because they were like, you've seen them naked.

1153
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 2: They were talking about, like you see celebrities naked all

1154
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 2: the time, and they said, without question, Niki Glazer and

1155
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,720
Speaker 2: some good I go better than. And I was listening

1156
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 2: and they go, honestly yes, And so I was like,

1157
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:53,879
Speaker 2: do you not know that?

1158
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: No, I know they're good, but I.

1159
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 2: Never knew that they were they were better than like

1160
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 2: thous and Breeze. That's not a real person, I yessir

1161
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 2: breath day. It's like, how is that?

1162
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 4: Like when I was describing Selma Hayek seeing her the

1163
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 4: time I saw her, Like.

1164
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 2: How is a person shaped like that? Well, that's really nice,

1165
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 2: It's like that. The point of this was to say that,

1166
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 2: but it was also to say that one time, this

1167
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 2: other stylist I was working with he said, I've never

1168
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 2: worked with anyone that is as fast as you, because

1169
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 2: usually people are like putting on the pants and then

1170
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 2: they like button the button if there's a button, and

1171
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 2: there's like also like you know the tongs that like

1172
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 2: latch on, I will not button the button. I'll just

1173
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 2: do the tongs and I'll do the button later if

1174
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 2: I remember that. I often forget zippers. But he was like,

1175
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 2: there's no he goes you take off pants because he'll

1176
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 2: be like, you know, actually that doesn't work. Let's try

1177
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 2: something else. So he turn around and then as he

1178
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 2: turns back around, he's like, I'm already standing there naked,

1179
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,839
Speaker 2: and he's like, you are like a gay man. You

1180
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 2: were like, you take down your pants as fast as

1181
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,280
Speaker 2: a gay guy who for the first time gets a blowjob.

1182
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 2: And like he finally goes, you know what, I'm gay

1183
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna do this and he's like that's and

1184
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's totally how I move. But

1185
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 2: it's yeah, it's it's it's always been something I've been

1186
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 2: ashamed of. It's my whole life. I've been loud, and

1187
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 2: I've been fast, and I've been I move too fast,

1188
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 2: I slam things around. I'm not careful with things, and

1189
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 2: my family isn't like that. No one in my family is.

1190
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: So it's always been a shameful thing.

1191
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 4: But I think maybe the the this is the exciting

1192
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 4: time of your life where maybe this will be the

1193
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 4: chapter of really leaning into accepting who you are and.

1194
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: And just liking loving myself.

1195
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 2: Well, I do like it because I can't stand watching

1196
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 2: these comedy specials and hearing people talk this slow and delivered.

1197
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 1: I like when Ali Wong.

1198
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 2: Talks as slow as she does because she it's it's

1199
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 2: there's a purpose to it, and she's not just slowing

1200
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 2: down because she doesn't have material, because she does talk

1201
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 2: very slow sometimes and says I want to drown my daughter.

1202
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 2: It's awesome, and it's it's it's my favorite.

1203
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: We're really loving Ally's specials. She can't no wrong, she

1204
00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 1: can do.

1205
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 2: And Christmas not really familiar with her comedy and was like,

1206
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 2: we'll see, and I just love how much he loves her.

1207
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 2: But then Bill Burr he talks really fast too, which

1208
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 2: I like. But yeah, I'm grateful that I talk fast

1209
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 2: because of comedy and think fast for it, but move fast.

1210
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 2: My body suffers the brunt of that. We'll be back

1211
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 2: with more show after this. We're back, Let's do a

1212
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,720
Speaker 2: little Reddit dump. Noah, are you ready with some clips

1213
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 2: that I sent you because I don't even know what

1214
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 2: I sent you.

1215
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 1: But let's review some of them.

1216
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 2: Hold on, you move too fast from me?

1217
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 1: Okay, I know I didn't even tell you.

1218
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 2: This is your redit dump.

1219
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: That's my old voice where you can really tell the difference.

1220
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 2: Read it down, and I'm back to ruining my voice

1221
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 2: because if I just did that.

1222
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 1: Erased all of the doctor's I tells work.

1223
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 2: Okay, Noah, what's the Just surprise me because I don't

1224
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 2: even I sent Noah all the videos I had saved

1225
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 2: a couple of days ago, and I don't remember which one.

1226
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 5: I want to do.

1227
00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: This one. I think it's very upwarding.

1228
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 2: This one is titled marathon. Maybe you'll remember it.

1229
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, what what.

1230
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: One second? So Anya, it's a.

1231
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 2: Okay, So what we're watching is is a guy that

1232
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 2: is his girlfriend.

1233
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 3: His girlfriend is on his way. So there's a there's

1234
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 3: a guy and he's encouraging his girlfriend. His girlfriend is

1235
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 3: on the bed and she is basically acting like the

1236
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 3: guy in the relationship, and he's like coaching because basically

1237
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 3: he's like, this is what I gotta do, right, So,

1238
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,839
Speaker 3: like you know, and so he's like, you got to go.

1239
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 3: I go harder than that, and she's going and she's

1240
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 3: getting tired, and it's like, you know, it's a twenty

1241
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 3: second long video.

1242
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 1: You can't just stop.

1243
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 2: And the caption is why I last a minute. And

1244
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 2: it really did like make me feel because I know

1245
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 2: whenever I'm have you know, in the in the in

1246
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 2: the past, been on top, which is rare. Once in

1247
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 2: a while, I try to get up there.

1248
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: I go, you know what, I want.

1249
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 2: To go on a hike, and so I put I

1250
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,799
Speaker 2: go off there and it is so hard up It's

1251
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 2: so elevation up there.

1252
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 6: I you're you're planking first of all, and that's so hard.

1253
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 2: But it makes sense that I like men being up

1254
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 2: there because men are just like have more brawn anyway,

1255
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 2: so they can like put up with it. But like,

1256
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 2: do you guys get so exhausted, Like I don't know

1257
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 2: how you do that?

1258
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 3: Everybody should do watch that video and have to do

1259
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 3: that exact thing for a minute.

1260
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 4: I have so many questions about how men have sex.

1261
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 4: First of all, I've wondered this too, like how do

1262
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 4: you have the stamina? But also do you when you

1263
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 4: started having sex where you're like where do I put

1264
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 4: my knees? Like inside their legs or outside their legs, Like,

1265
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 4: did you ever worry about your stance?

1266
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: Did you worry about yours? Yeah?

1267
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 4: I was like, what's the right way because in movies

1268
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 4: women always would do like have their knees.

1269
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 2: Up then like or like around them. Yeah, And I

1270
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 2: was like, feel good to me? And I knew I

1271
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 2: liked like being really straight legged, oh right, and like

1272
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 2: ten and I was like, oh, this feels so much better.

1273
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 2: But no one in movies is like there are no

1274
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 2: women in movies, like on a tobog you don't like

1275
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 2: that during missionary though, Like, I think I can't.

1276
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: Leg right now. I have to think a boat chopstick

1277
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: legs before you pull them apart.

1278
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 4: I think I might do it, you know, I think

1279
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 4: I might have chopsticks legs.

1280
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:42,959
Speaker 5: I don't.

1281
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: I definitely don't.

1282
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. Isn't that weird that I don't. I'm

1283
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 2: relaxing and max and all cool. Oh yeah yeah when

1284
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 2: you're coming. Yeah really, I don't think I can have

1285
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 2: an orgasm like that.

1286
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm saying too much on the pod lately because

1287
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 4: I'm meeting besties after shows and then it's like they

1288
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 4: know everything about me.

1289
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you forget what you reveal. Yeah, I don't. I

1290
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: think I gave it.

1291
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 2: I gave a kissing a lot of thought, but sex,

1292
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 2: I think it was. I was like, he should know

1293
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 2: because he was much older than me. And I was like, then,

1294
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 2: I'm if I'm new at something, I don't feel bad

1295
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 2: when i'm bad at it. Oh, you mean kissing her sex?

1296
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:21,479
Speaker 4: Sex?

1297
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 1: Kissing?

1298
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 2: I felt really bad because I knew that it was

1299
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 2: a simple thing and I wanted to get it right.

1300
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 2: But sex was full of dirt, and kissing is disgusting.

1301
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 2: Everyone kisses all the time and that's somehow okay.

1302
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: But it's kissing what we do. It's the same you

1303
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 1: kiss me with what I do. But yeah, it's pumping.

1304
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: Seems hard, It is okay.

1305
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 2: Next video, hung out to dry.

1306
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: Knew that Chris wasn't going to answer it. Last line,

1307
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: it seems hard. It was a good ending. Yeah, did

1308
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: you feel.

1309
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 9: Like to end?

1310
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 7: I know?

1311
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: She just made me laugh. I thought it was a funny,

1312
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 1: same way I liked it.

1313
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 2: I wait, you, we're gonna ask you to do that

1314
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 2: for all of it? You give us a final takeaway?

1315
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 7: We won't.

1316
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 3: We won't ask for you just when you feel like

1317
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 3: it's over. You've got to give your final take.

1318
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good idea.

1319
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So this next one is titled how Adam

1320
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 2: Brody met Leyton Measter? Do you remember? Why? Oh? Yeah,

1321
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 2: they're together?

1322
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: Yes?

1323
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 2: Wait, why is this not making it big? Hold on

1324
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 2: before you press play? Can I try to make this big?

1325
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: God for us? This is okay?

1326
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 2: This goes on a little long, but this was I

1327
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 2: only picked this because it was talking about It's kind

1328
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 2: of goes into getting to I do stuff.

1329
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So this is Adam.

1330
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 2: Brody wondering if you remember the first time lately entered

1331
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 2: your consciousness.

1332
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 9: I think different time I saw her is when I

1333
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 9: met her at Canner's, the dalli.

1334
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 7: In law Sanduelus.

1335
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 9: I used to eat there all the time, and I

1336
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 9: think Josh. I was there on my own with maybe

1337
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 9: a friend or two, and Josh happened to be like

1338
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 9: taking a bunch of the cast of Gossip Girl through

1339
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 9: like after a prop party for like your first upfronts,

1340
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 9: and I saw her and yeah that's when I that's

1341
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 9: when I saw her, and yeah, I was I was

1342
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 9: smitten instantly, and I was, you know, smitten for a

1343
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 9: long time.

1344
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 4: I didn't.

1345
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 9: I didn't get to know her for many years after,

1346
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 9: even though we even worked together briefly. She she was

1347
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 9: she's so lovely, and she's she's so sweet, she's so nice,

1348
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 9: she's so good. And this is to her credit. She

1349
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 9: remained elusive to me for so long, you know, and

1350
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 9: aloof I didn't. I couldn't like get a total read

1351
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 9: because even though she professes to have been interested in

1352
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 9: me and all those things, not only did she not

1353
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 9: pursue that, I mean, she was perfectly willing to let

1354
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 9: that never happen, if it never you know, yeah, she

1355
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 9: was perfectly willing to let that message in the bottle

1356
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 9: returned to see and at several points.

1357
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,479
Speaker 5: And she already had faith in your love.

1358
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 1: She was already letting you go.

1359
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 2: She says.

1360
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,560
Speaker 9: Oh, it's because I knew if we did it would

1361
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 9: it would be the thing you know, or like you.

1362
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 7: Know, Okay, so I can just relate so hard to

1363
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 7: that guy, the male co host who is too close

1364
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 7: to the screen, and it's like.

1365
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 2: Hmm, I think it was, Oh yeah, so there was

1366
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 2: that's like the guy from Gossip Girls podcast.

1367
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 1: I was making fun of the girl being.

1368
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 2: Like she is so lovely, because I just can't stand

1369
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 2: when beautiful people are also like amazing humans too, and

1370
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 2: everyone fucking loves them, Like, can't she be a cunt?

1371
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 1: I would love for that.

1372
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 2: You could just tell the way the girl said it,

1373
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 2: she probably is an amazing person, and it bugs me.

1374
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 2: I'm just like enough that she's stunning and is married

1375
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 2: to this guy from The OC that we all had

1376
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 2: a crush on.

1377
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 1: Not me, definitely not. I had no one on that

1378
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 1: show andest in me at all. He's the guy that

1379
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 1: made nerds cool. Wait which show? OC? Oh? Yeah, that

1380
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: Adrian Brodie guy seems cool. Wait that's him. Wait, what's

1381
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: his name, Seth? He was named Seth Cohen on The OC.

1382
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: What's his name in real life? Adam Brody? Adam Brody?

1383
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, is Adrian Brody the pianist? That guy?

1384
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 1: Yes he is, He's the pianist. But yeah.

1385
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 2: He also said the word a loof in there, that

1386
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 2: she was a loof. And by the way, we Chris

1387
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 2: and I did not, we were going by a lesser

1388
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 2: known Like there's two definitions of a loof that you

1389
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,480
Speaker 2: just found today. At lunch, he was talking about someone

1390
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:47,640
Speaker 2: and said they were a loof and we were like,

1391
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,560
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, I don't think that person's a

1392
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 2: loof at all.

1393
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 1: And he's like, you know, just kind of like.

1394
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 2: Just not really paying attention to things like kend of

1395
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 2: going by the seat of their own pants.

1396
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 1: Like almost like the head in the cloud type like.

1397
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 8: Going by the seat of their own bo pants that

1398
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 8: too long.

1399
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 1: Take the socks from them tonight sandals?

1400
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 2: Wait, what's the one that Georgio says that's so cute?

1401
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 2: Our friend's husband says, it's like, oh, there, I thought

1402
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 2: you would remember it. Never mind, it's a really cute

1403
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 2: what is what is your mom's mom.

1404
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 4: Says take their socks from them when I play a show,

1405
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 4: and she means knock their socks off.

1406
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 7: So cute.

1407
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 2: Okay, waste again. So what does aloof mean?

1408
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 1: Babe?

1409
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 3: Okay, there's two definitions. One is not friendly or forthcoming,

1410
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 3: cool and distant, but then the other one is conspicuously uninvolved.

1411
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 4: Aspicuous meaning oh I get it, like I'm taking myself

1412
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 4: out of this situation.

1413
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: Being very obvious that I'm uninvolved.

1414
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 5: I thought it was I.

1415
01:03:59,040 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 1: Thought it wasn't rude.

1416
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 3: I thought it was innocently uninvolved. Like yes, like It

1417
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 3: wasn't something that was rude, agreed, It.

1418
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 2: Was just I thought loo was we could see how interesting.

1419
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 1: He's just like living their life by their own pants,

1420
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 1: their own pants.

1421
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just thought that that clip was like,

1422
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 2: of course, this perfect girl who's.

1423
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 1: Like, you know, she's rolling right, it's really cool.

1424
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 2: Like was totally didn't even care about Adam Brody, who

1425
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 2: ended up being her husband. So it's obviously she was

1426
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 2: attracted to this person, and she was cool.

1427
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 1: Enough to not care at all and let it go.

1428
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 2: And it's like, write a book, Layton, teach people how

1429
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 2: you got that way. Maybe your parents should write a

1430
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:43,919
Speaker 2: book like we should. All every woman should be like that,

1431
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,200
Speaker 2: but no one is my parents.

1432
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 4: My dad told me something about my mom that really

1433
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:50,720
Speaker 4: sounded like what Adam just said in there, about the

1434
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 4: message in the bottle, like she didn't mind casting that

1435
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 4: bottle out at sea and never seeing him again, if

1436
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 4: that was the possibility.

1437
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 2: My dad goes, I remember something about your mom.

1438
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:00,959
Speaker 1: I met her.

1439
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 4: You know, we were engaged six weeks later, but I

1440
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:07,400
Speaker 4: remember in that six weeks I thought I'm going to

1441
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 4: marry this woman.

1442
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 2: I go, what made you realize that?

1443
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 4: And he goes, we got into a little tiff, and

1444
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 4: I just remember thinking, she can live, she doesn't need

1445
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:19,120
Speaker 4: me at all, she can take me or leave me, right,

1446
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 4: And he goes, I like that, and I don't like

1447
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,880
Speaker 4: he didn't want to lose her, but he had the

1448
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 4: feeling that she was like if you don't like it, basically.

1449
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 2: And that is a that is a quality that's got

1450
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 2: to be attractive, because no one wants someone that like

1451
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 2: needs even though we've grown up with like you complete me,

1452
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:39,439
Speaker 2: and that's like what a relationship is. There's something cool

1453
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,360
Speaker 2: about someone that like they'll be okay with that, Like

1454
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 2: I want that person because you know, do you think

1455
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:44,880
Speaker 2: I need you?

1456
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 1: I do need you.

1457
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:49,080
Speaker 4: I mean he wanted to be needed, but you when

1458
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:52,000
Speaker 4: guys are both rooted in yourselves, you're not going to

1459
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 4: be sacrifice your values for the other person, right.

1460
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,680
Speaker 3: I think we're better together, but I don't think that

1461
01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 3: you need me no.

1462
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:06,479
Speaker 1: Whatever he says. It also changes. It changes over time.

1463
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 6: Like if you're not dating yet, you can't be looking

1464
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 6: for a partner because you need your needs fulfilled. But

1465
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 6: if you've been together for like ten or fifteen years

1466
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:18,080
Speaker 6: and you developed some kind of dependency on the person,

1467
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:18,720
Speaker 6: for something.

1468
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:21,800
Speaker 5: I think, that's fine.

1469
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense.

1470
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 2: Like Chris always Chris got me chargers for adapters for

1471
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:29,880
Speaker 2: this trip, and like I thought he got me even

1472
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:32,240
Speaker 2: a hair dryer he got me, he got he said,

1473
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 2: and he didn't ask me. He wasn't like, hey, I'm

1474
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,480
Speaker 2: gonna get these things that he just did. And I

1475
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 2: did not even think until the night before, like maybe

1476
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 2: they have different plugs, like I would never think of that.

1477
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 1: Not that I would never think of.

1478
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 2: It, I just knew I didn't need to because I

1479
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 2: was worn with this guy.

1480
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 1: I had that thought.

1481
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 2: Today.

1482
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 4: I was wondering, I wonder if Nikki thought to herself, Chris,

1483
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 4: I'll get the adapters.

1484
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:57,560
Speaker 1: Or yes I did, because I was.

1485
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 2: I'm with him, so anything that we are like, he'll

1486
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 2: figure it out.

1487
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:02,720
Speaker 1: So nice. But if I was.

1488
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,520
Speaker 2: Going alone, but when you're with Matt, like when you're

1489
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 2: on you were doing the Flint House, usually on tour

1490
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,600
Speaker 2: it's you and Matt, yeah, and then it's me alone,

1491
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 2: and it's like, if I was going here alone, I

1492
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:15,840
Speaker 2: would have been obsessive about like what what.

1493
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:16,680
Speaker 1: If they do like this?

1494
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 2: Like I was wondering that, well, food wise, I have

1495
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 2: all food for me. I've prepared. I've had all the

1496
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,480
Speaker 2: adapters of food. I have everything that will make it

1497
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:26,880
Speaker 2: so that I can actually eat and function here. So

1498
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 2: I've taken care of that because that's not something that

1499
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 2: Chris is responsible for for me, right, but everything else

1500
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 2: like Chris has got it, and the same with you,

1501
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:38,520
Speaker 2: like even yesterday when you went up to Starbucks. Final thought,

1502
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:43,480
Speaker 2: yesterday when you went up to get my drink reheated

1503
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 2: for me, Chris goes, is this like something she does,

1504
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,240
Speaker 2: like because she's working for you as like the tour manager,

1505
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,640
Speaker 2: or is this like what she would do normally? And

1506
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 2: I was like, I think a little of both, Like

1507
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 2: I just need I wouldn't it's it was I knew

1508
01:07:58,160 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 2: that you would do it for me because you're like

1509
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,680
Speaker 2: more sassy when it comes to that. You're not scared

1510
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,440
Speaker 2: to ask people for what you need, like you're not

1511
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 2: at the airport today.

1512
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 1: You're like, I feel like I learned to like is

1513
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 1: this tour manager on you or a friend?

1514
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:11,040
Speaker 2: And I was like, it's all of both, I think,

1515
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:15,080
Speaker 2: but I think even if you weren't other thing it

1516
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 2: was fun?

1517
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,640
Speaker 1: Why is that fun? It's fun for me? It's like

1518
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:19,040
Speaker 1: a lark.

1519
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,960
Speaker 2: I mean, I won't do it again, but yeah, or

1520
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 2: like it.

1521
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:24,599
Speaker 4: Just felt like, let's see what happens here, Like I

1522
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 4: enjoy that when it's not me.

1523
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,520
Speaker 1: If it was my drink, I might be mortified.

1524
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 2: I'm the same way you're like you do like other

1525
01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 2: people's homework. I like writing jokes for other people, and

1526
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 2: when it comes to myself it's too much or like

1527
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:40,320
Speaker 2: it's interesting. It's like, yeah, why is it okay to

1528
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 2: take up for someone else? But yeah, Krista, there's so

1529
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,639
Speaker 2: many things that I'm like, if I got even today

1530
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 2: with the Wi Fi issue, I was just like, wait

1531
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 2: till Chris gets here, Like I he'll figure out the

1532
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:54,000
Speaker 2: chords or like whatever. It's just that's what's really nice

1533
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,920
Speaker 2: about a partnership is that someone does something for you.

1534
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, But then there's also like it'll take me

1535
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,360
Speaker 3: he manages to do something technical that would take you

1536
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,160
Speaker 3: a half hour to do.

1537
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: Yes, the same thing.

1538
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:06,200
Speaker 3: If I was like I need a joke for this thing,

1539
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,719
Speaker 3: it could take me three months to think of something

1540
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:10,919
Speaker 3: that you could think of in thirty seconds.

1541
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:14,240
Speaker 2: Nice, but yeah, it's that is what's nice about having

1542
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:17,759
Speaker 2: But because I was I was very unprepared for this trip.

1543
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:20,160
Speaker 2: In every way, and I realized, because it's not like me,

1544
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:23,599
Speaker 2: I worry about what if they don't have this thing?

1545
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 2: What if they The funniest moment was when we I

1546
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:28,439
Speaker 2: started having anxiety, which I talked about on the podcast

1547
01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:32,120
Speaker 2: before I left, about all my European anxiety about what

1548
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:33,880
Speaker 2: if they don't have this thing and the language and

1549
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,840
Speaker 2: I look like a stupid American. And I started having

1550
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:39,200
Speaker 2: that as we were descending into Berlin and I go

1551
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,640
Speaker 2: to Chris and I was like, I'm just kind of

1552
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 2: like stressed out right now, because like what if we

1553
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:46,000
Speaker 2: land and they don't have Uber and we got to

1554
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,920
Speaker 2: get a taxi and the guy doesn't speak English and

1555
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 2: he thinks we're stupid and like he doesn't know where

1556
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:51,720
Speaker 2: we're saying, and he just kind of goes, I don't know,

1557
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,320
Speaker 2: I don't know. And then we have that moment where

1558
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 2: you're like both your languages you just go, I don't know.

1559
01:09:55,439 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 2: And then we have to take all of our luggage

1560
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:00,520
Speaker 2: out and he goes, uber is a German word.

1561
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 1: Are gonna be fine?

1562
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:07,840
Speaker 2: And I was just like, you're right, like it's all

1563
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,679
Speaker 2: gonna be okay, But I just get so freaked out

1564
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:14,680
Speaker 2: and it's nice to like put my worries in your

1565
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,439
Speaker 2: knapsack where you organize them.

1566
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:19,320
Speaker 3: But that's like, I think, good couples, you know, obviously

1567
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,320
Speaker 3: have all these wonderful things about each other, but it's

1568
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 3: nice when you can fill in each other's gaps a

1569
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,639
Speaker 3: little bit, like, yeah, you're not you know, like you

1570
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:29,400
Speaker 3: you don't travel internationally all the time. I've done it

1571
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:30,800
Speaker 3: quite a bit more than you. So it's like I

1572
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:33,800
Speaker 3: wasn't even thinking about like things to be nervous about

1573
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 3: because you're like, oh, this isn't that hard.

1574
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:36,160
Speaker 5: It's so nice.

1575
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 4: Last time I came to europros with my sister and

1576
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:40,880
Speaker 4: she's been here a ton, so it's just nice to

1577
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:42,519
Speaker 4: have somebody. It's like I got this, I know this

1578
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,559
Speaker 4: train station, I know where they are going.

1579
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:46,640
Speaker 3: Brian, do you and Ali what are things that like

1580
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:50,639
Speaker 3: you like, she's deficient in or great at that you're

1581
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:53,280
Speaker 3: you know, either deficient in or like how do you

1582
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:55,640
Speaker 3: guys fill in each other's like sandwiches?

1583
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:59,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's happy and I'm sad. I think that's the

1584
01:10:59,080 --> 01:10:59,599
Speaker 6: main one.

1585
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:07,920
Speaker 5: Something beautiful. Yeah she's beautiful, I'm ugly, she's.

1586
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 6: Uh no, that's really it.

1587
01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:12,400
Speaker 5: It's the optimism versus the pessimism.

1588
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:15,400
Speaker 6: She'll come in with like reasons why things aren't so

1589
01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:16,880
Speaker 6: bad and not come in with all the reasons why

1590
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:18,080
Speaker 6: you should be careful.

1591
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,559
Speaker 1: Well, let me ask you this.

1592
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,479
Speaker 2: Because this is often something that every person in my

1593
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:27,160
Speaker 2: life deals with in a relationship. When your partner complains

1594
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:30,559
Speaker 2: about something. What do you do you like when you're

1595
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 2: being pessimistic about something? Do you want her to listen?

1596
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,280
Speaker 2: Or do you want her to offer advice and try

1597
01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:36,040
Speaker 2: to like fix it?

1598
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:37,560
Speaker 5: When I'm being pessimistic.

1599
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:39,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, when there's like a problem in your life and

1600
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:41,559
Speaker 2: you're just like it's not gonna work and you're just

1601
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:42,000
Speaker 2: be you.

1602
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:44,320
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, it's all going wrong. Yeah.

1603
01:11:44,479 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 6: What I don't want is for her to tell me

1604
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:50,200
Speaker 6: why I'm wrong about being sad about this thing.

1605
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:52,559
Speaker 5: You know, I want her to listen.

1606
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:56,519
Speaker 6: I we've we've talked about this many times, and sometimes

1607
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:58,200
Speaker 6: it's hard to do because I know that that's not

1608
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:02,479
Speaker 6: her natural inclination to be like, you're right, that does suck.

1609
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,280
Speaker 5: Even when she says that.

1610
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,479
Speaker 6: Sucks, I know that that's just not her and it

1611
01:12:06,479 --> 01:12:09,080
Speaker 6: comes off fake. But that's what you really want to

1612
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:12,599
Speaker 6: hear when you're like, man, I just did I love

1613
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,559
Speaker 6: my phone broke and now Verizon's really being a pain

1614
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:18,400
Speaker 6: in the ass, and her natural inclination is to be like, well,

1615
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 6: you can get another phone, and I'm sure it won't

1616
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 6: be that bad. But what I really want to be

1617
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:25,720
Speaker 6: like is, yeah, they suck. We should go kill them all,

1618
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,840
Speaker 6: you know. Like that type of thing, just my negativity.

1619
01:12:29,439 --> 01:12:31,639
Speaker 6: But when it comes to things like before I'm sad

1620
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,880
Speaker 6: about stuff, or just like an outlook in life, you

1621
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 6: realize as a pessimistic person that maybe I should be

1622
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:41,080
Speaker 6: optimistic about things, and maybe it's a maybe, even though

1623
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 6: it feels against the green and you feel stupid when

1624
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:47,640
Speaker 6: you're optimistic, it feels like as a pessimistic person, I

1625
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:50,639
Speaker 6: think Nikki, you're the same way as a pessimistic person.

1626
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:54,519
Speaker 6: Seeing optimistic people makes you think optimistic people must be dumb.

1627
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:58,639
Speaker 1: They're not thinking of the all the problems that could happen. Yes, yeah, yeah,

1628
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,000
Speaker 1: in many ways. In some ways, I.

1629
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:04,520
Speaker 3: Mean my thing when Nikki's like catastrophizing or like projecting

1630
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:08,200
Speaker 3: that something is going to be bad, my thing is like, okay, maybe,

1631
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:10,559
Speaker 3: but what if it's gonna be good?

1632
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,840
Speaker 1: Or what if it's going to be great to have

1633
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,759
Speaker 1: that or what if it's or what if it's.

1634
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:16,320
Speaker 3: Just going to be not as bad as you think

1635
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,519
Speaker 3: like this, Like you know, even last night, like the

1636
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:22,200
Speaker 3: the the shows, they could have been a disaster because

1637
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:24,880
Speaker 3: nobody could have understood a bunch of Nikki's references or

1638
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 3: jokes or whatever. And it's like, but what if it was,

1639
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:30,680
Speaker 3: it might be good? And so I mean, I think

1640
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:33,479
Speaker 3: that's one thing I try to do without being annoying,

1641
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:36,360
Speaker 3: because you can beat There's like something called what's a

1642
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:39,800
Speaker 3: toxic positivity? And you don't want to get into that

1643
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:41,840
Speaker 3: too much, but you do want to be like, but

1644
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,000
Speaker 3: what if you're wrong?

1645
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:47,240
Speaker 2: I like that I I am the opposite of when

1646
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:50,519
Speaker 2: I'm in those things of like I'm ugly, I hate myself,

1647
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:53,400
Speaker 2: I'm never funny. I want people to go, you're fucking

1648
01:13:53,439 --> 01:13:56,599
Speaker 2: insane right now. You don't, You're you literally don't make

1649
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,439
Speaker 2: any sense, Like I'm sorry you're feeling this way, Like

1650
01:13:58,479 --> 01:14:00,559
Speaker 2: I'm so sad that you're said, like I like that

1651
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:02,479
Speaker 2: Anny will give me a hug and Chris will like

1652
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:06,479
Speaker 2: rub my back and like and and and be sweet

1653
01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:08,160
Speaker 2: to me, you know what I mean. But I don't

1654
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:11,759
Speaker 2: want to. I don't I want to hear you're crazy

1655
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,680
Speaker 2: right now, you're not thinking correctly, because then that that

1656
01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:17,680
Speaker 2: makes me feel like I have an ex because if

1657
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,439
Speaker 2: you just try to prove me wrong and say like,

1658
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:22,760
Speaker 2: but that's not that, that's not the way I see it,

1659
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:26,400
Speaker 2: I feel smarter than you. But if you call me crazy,

1660
01:14:26,439 --> 01:14:28,519
Speaker 2: like because I know I'm crazy. I know my brain

1661
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:32,320
Speaker 2: does not process information the right way sometimes and like

1662
01:14:32,439 --> 01:14:35,800
Speaker 2: will twist things like I have life dysmorphia. You know,

1663
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:37,120
Speaker 2: like some people look in the mirror and they think

1664
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,320
Speaker 2: they're fat, Like sometimes I look in the like you know,

1665
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 2: I just see everything wrong, and so I kind of

1666
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:44,960
Speaker 2: like when you're like, I'm just not seeing what you're seeing. Like,

1667
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:46,040
Speaker 2: I like that, and.

1668
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,479
Speaker 4: That's why I'm trying to I always get anxious when

1669
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,439
Speaker 4: when someone's like that because I'm like, I don't know

1670
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:54,200
Speaker 4: the right thing to say, because I want to say

1671
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:56,519
Speaker 4: you're crazy, but then sometimes that can trigger the person

1672
01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:58,559
Speaker 4: and be like, don't tell me I'm crazy.

1673
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 5: It's really hard to say thing.

1674
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:01,880
Speaker 1: I mean it is.

1675
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:05,559
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have I have a perfect analogy for for like.

1676
01:15:05,479 --> 01:15:07,040
Speaker 5: The positive you gotta have those.

1677
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:09,720
Speaker 6: It's so nice to have a supportive, optimistic person in

1678
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:12,120
Speaker 6: your life to tell you those things, and.

1679
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:13,160
Speaker 1: Well, it's perfect.

1680
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:15,519
Speaker 5: Sorry, I have a perfect analogy for this.

1681
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:20,719
Speaker 1: It's like he's like, it's when a sweet tango. It's

1682
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:23,240
Speaker 1: like you've got a Daviota strawberry.

1683
01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:26,240
Speaker 6: Right, It's like you're on one side of the street

1684
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:28,160
Speaker 6: and I'm like, I don't want to go to the

1685
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 6: other side of the street. It's gonna be shitty over

1686
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:33,200
Speaker 6: there and it's dangerous. And then your partner is like, we.

1687
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:34,080
Speaker 5: Should cross the street.

1688
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,280
Speaker 6: There could be great things across the street. And then

1689
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:40,400
Speaker 6: you go, okay, let's cross the street. But before we cross,

1690
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:44,040
Speaker 6: we're gonna look both ways. That's I think that's our relationship.

1691
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:46,599
Speaker 2: Ah okay, that's sweet.

1692
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:47,439
Speaker 1: I like that.

1693
01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:52,320
Speaker 2: And you're gonna hold my hand. Yeah, and if it sucks,

1694
01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:56,240
Speaker 2: you'll admit that it sucks too, Like you'll you'll entertain that.

1695
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:58,960
Speaker 1: I like, but how how often are we wrong about

1696
01:15:59,000 --> 01:15:59,960
Speaker 1: what we think something?

1697
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:02,840
Speaker 2: Every single time I knew my shows were gonna be

1698
01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:04,880
Speaker 2: fine yesterday, I knew that even when I was crying

1699
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:07,800
Speaker 2: about it, Like, but I still felt like even if

1700
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,200
Speaker 2: they go wrong, I still suck. And I just tricked them.

1701
01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:14,559
Speaker 2: And that was my point of like, I'm not good

1702
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:18,200
Speaker 2: at this. I don't deserve to be doing this. Even

1703
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:22,080
Speaker 2: if it's good, it doesn't matter because it's it's I'm

1704
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:35,920
Speaker 2: fundamentally stayed. Look at this photograph. This is how you know?

1705
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:42,760
Speaker 1: That's also nback damn it. Yes, I love Wait we

1706
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:44,639
Speaker 1: we what it was it? Noah?

1707
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,720
Speaker 2: We used to always recall it on the show. Oh,

1708
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:53,760
Speaker 2: it's been a while since I've made that reference. All right, Well,

1709
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:55,519
Speaker 2: we covered a lot of ground today in Europe. We

1710
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:58,680
Speaker 2: will be back in Europe again the next time we

1711
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,759
Speaker 2: you hear from us, and thank you for listening.

1712
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,040
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed the pod.

1713
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,880
Speaker 2: Thank you Brian, thank you, on You, thank you Chris,

1714
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 2: thank you, Noah, Thank you besties, and we'll see you.

1715
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:10,800
Speaker 1: On the next episode. Can't wait.

1716
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,439
Speaker 2: Just cross the street with your partner and trust that

1717
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:17,320
Speaker 2: they'll help you get through it with both pleas