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Speaker 1: Then Jebel Show on demand, everybody. I'm Ronald McDonald. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: the other Ronald McDonald. I mean, the host of America's

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Speaker 1: favorite game show, Stupid Internet Questions. I'm Ronald McDonald, and

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Speaker 1: this is Stupid Internet Questions. And I'll of mind, you know,

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Speaker 1: not that Ronald McDonald, the other one. So you didn't

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Speaker 1: bring cheeseburgers. I'm leaving it signed for Stupid Internet Questions,

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Speaker 1: the game show where we ask you the stupid question

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Speaker 1: that's being debated on the Internet today. I'm Ronald McDonald. No,

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Speaker 1: not that Ronald McDonald, the other one, the host of

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Speaker 1: Stupid Internet Questions. So here we go. What is the

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Speaker 1: hot topic on the Internet today. I'm Ronald McDonald. No,

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Speaker 1: not that one, the other one. And you're about to

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Speaker 1: find out right now, here's the question that people are

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Speaker 1: asking on the dot com today. Top shelf or bargain

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Speaker 1: by hop shelf or bargain by which one is better? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is a show, of course, this has lots of debt.

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Speaker 1: I think I know, because I'm also like, what even

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Speaker 1: saying that the top shelf is better? What are you

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Speaker 1: saying which one do you prefer do you want to

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Speaker 1: it comes to your mind. Go for it. This is

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Speaker 1: one of the most exciting rounds of stupid Internet questions ever.

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Speaker 1: We haven't even figured out what the question is and

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Speaker 1: answer it is stupid Internet questions. I'm Ronald McDonald. No,

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Speaker 1: not that one, and let's just answer the question however

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Speaker 1: we think we should answer it. So the question on

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Speaker 1: the Internet today that everybody's wanting to know is top

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Speaker 1: shelf or bargain buy. I would say now, top shelf.

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Speaker 1: Back in the day, when I was trying to save money,

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Speaker 1: I'd buy the bottom shelf, which didn't taste as good.

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Speaker 1: If we're talking about groceries, I think it depends on

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Speaker 1: or you could just be like me and lazy and

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Speaker 1: So I'm always going no matter what it is, you're

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Speaker 1: arguably sure like me, and I'll be able to reason

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Speaker 1: everybody in this room. Short, it's really exact. For a minute, y, well,

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Speaker 1: we need to take grocery shopping with us you. I'm

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Speaker 1: literally that guy at the grocery store, Like every time

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Speaker 1: for me? Please? Okay, it's not only tiny women to

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Speaker 1: do that. Tiny men do it as well. I've had

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Speaker 1: I've had to do that before. Hey dude, can you

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Speaker 1: do you for that? I don't know. And the moment

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is the most like emasculating thing ever,

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Speaker 1: but also this is hilarious, like I just had to

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Speaker 1: hit that guy up. But like, hey dude, come for

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Speaker 1: a minute, ken, grab that peanut butter now. I just

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Speaker 1: want to watch you go grocery. The stupid in a

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Speaker 1: question today is top shelf or bargain by So if

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Speaker 1: you've bought bargain stuff, your whole life. Right, It's still

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Speaker 1: kind of as nice to reminisce sometimes, Like if I

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Speaker 1: had some Tang right now, I would love it. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: that was expensive. Tang was expensive. I thought it was.

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Speaker 1: Tang was like kool Aid, but for broke kids couldn't

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Speaker 1: kool Aid was like cheap. What No, your packets were

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Speaker 1: on the Cereal mount rushmore that stupid internet questions. But

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Speaker 1: this has been stupid internet questions. The most exciting game

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Speaker 1: show in America, where we ask you the question that's

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Speaker 1: being asked on the dot com today. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if we answered the question, but we talked a lot

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Speaker 1: about poor things and riches things. Christian learned that sometimes

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Speaker 1: cereal comes in a bag every daycade I'm Ronald McDonald. No,

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Speaker 1: not that one. And this has been stupid internet questions.

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Speaker 1: Where you can follow the show on social media. At

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, follow all of us individually. I'm a

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dres, I'm at Christian Graystone,

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Speaker 1: As you as you the Jewbil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone Frameay Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Yes is this Bob that as the store owner from

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Speaker 1: the Assy Star. Yes it is. Yeah, I gotta I

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Speaker 1: want to speak with you. I'm sorry, I want to

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Speaker 1: have a few words with you. My name is Jimmy. Okay, Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: What can I help you with? What well you can

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Speaker 1: help me with? Is I recently purchased a pair of

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Speaker 1: pants from your atsy store and I am not happy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's the problem. The problem is that I an older man,

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Speaker 1: the guess who is pregnant? And it's your fault? Ump

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Speaker 1: was the problem? The problem is that you don't know

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Speaker 1: how to so worth a darn had a faulty pocket

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Speaker 1: I put some protection in there because yet I don't know,

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Speaker 1: and it fell out of the faulty pocket, and now

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Speaker 1: I got my mistress pregnant. Wow. Yeah, imagine what I

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Speaker 1: said when I found out there was a faulty pocket

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Speaker 1: which caused my mistress to get pregnant. So you owe

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Speaker 1: me big time? So are you laughing at me? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to understand how that scenario is. Somehow,

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Speaker 1: the fault of the pocket of the pants problem is,

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Speaker 1: do you hear my voice. I'm an older gentleman. I

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Speaker 1: don't have time left on this earth to have any

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Speaker 1: more children. I already got seven of them, and I

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Speaker 1: back that she doesn't need to know about. And then

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Speaker 1: I buy some pants from you, and of course they

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Speaker 1: looked great on but functionally faulty pocket, and I got

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Speaker 1: Nancy pregnant. I'm sorry that happened to you, but it's

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Speaker 1: I just want to let you know I'm posting at

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Speaker 1: a terrible review right on the front page or Etsy,

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Speaker 1: in your Facebook marketplace, and get anywhere else that your

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Speaker 1: business is associated with, telling everybody about your faulty pockets

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Speaker 1: and how they ruin lives. Did the pocket have a

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Speaker 1: giant hole in it or something? You're asking me if

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Speaker 1: the pocket on the pants that I bought from your

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Speaker 1: Etsy store had a hole in it. No, it didn't.

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Speaker 1: But it was a faulty pocket because I put that

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Speaker 1: so I couldn't use it. Now I got a pregnant

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Speaker 1: I'm way too old to be having a kid plus

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Speaker 1: got a wife. It sounds like the problems with you, sir.

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Speaker 1: Here are you saying it's a faulty person and not

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Speaker 1: a faulty pocket. Yeah, if you forgot to put something

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Speaker 1: in your pockets, that is so not my fault for

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Speaker 1: making the pants like you wore. Post whatever you read

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Speaker 1: great attention for my business to post that on Reddit

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Speaker 1: and have it go viral because somebody's mistress got pregnant

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Speaker 1: because of my faulty pocket. Like, I'll sell so many

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Speaker 1: pants after that, souf And you do you sir? Well,

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Speaker 1: then how about I just tell you it's a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call and your husband Stephen sat yeah, because he

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Speaker 1: said people complain about your Etsy store all the time. Really, Stephen, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Store doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your husband Steven set you up. Boy, Wow,

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Speaker 1: that was really little bit crazy. So I didn't respect that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know, I think if people didn't have co workers,

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Speaker 1: Yeah really, yeah, yeah. I see English Evan staring at

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Speaker 1: my wife. Alex is right here in the studio. He

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Speaker 1: doesn't have to know. Yeah, change shop. Yeah, getting out

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Speaker 1: of control. But I say that because a lot of

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Speaker 1: people do cheat with people that they work with. They do,

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Speaker 1: pen in the company, ink. I don't think it's about cheating.

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Speaker 1: I think it's about hooking up with someone at work. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: it's time for War of the Roses to catch a cheater.

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Speaker 1: And Celia is on the phone and she thinks that

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Speaker 1: her boyfriend might be cheating with someone he works with.

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Speaker 1: Before we get into why you think he's cheating? What's

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Speaker 1: his name? Not? Okay, okay? Why why do you think

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Speaker 1: that he's cheating? Well, he has started going to dinner

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Speaker 1: So to forget the cool, let's just end it. We

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Speaker 1: already know for sure a hundred percent. Why is he

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Speaker 1: going to dinner with receptionists. Well, that's the thing. I mean,

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Speaker 1: he says that he's taking her with new clients. Um,

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Speaker 1: steal deals. Does know where does this dude work? Nineteen

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Speaker 1: sixties big advertising? Is he think he's like on Madman

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Speaker 1: on a trip, he wants to take it with us.

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Speaker 1: I mean he doesn't, you know, he doesn't let it

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Speaker 1: out of his sight. I mean it's just this goofy

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Speaker 1: mug with a camel on it. I mean I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what the camel's for, you know. Like I've

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Speaker 1: never been to like the desert, so I don't know

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Speaker 1: what that's all about. All right, Yeah maybe maybe, but

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Speaker 1: um anyway, I'm just like paranoid, you know about like

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Speaker 1: breaking it, because I tend to break a lot of things,

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Speaker 1: you know, like on accident or out of anger. No

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Speaker 1: one accident. I can't even do it if I'm angry

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Speaker 1: because there would nobody would notice since I'm breaking stuff

432
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Speaker 1: all the time. So you're paranoid about breaking his favorite mug. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I decided, you know, just to safeguard myself. So

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Speaker 1: I was looking on eBay and I found the same mug.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like this ugly mug with the camel. I

436
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Speaker 1: couldn't believe somebody else had it, and so um, I

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Speaker 1: bought it and I stashed it in my office and

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Speaker 1: I keep it there just in case I ever like

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Speaker 1: break the mug because I know eventually I'm going to

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Speaker 1: do it, and before I had a backup. Okay, awesome.

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Speaker 1: I usually just break one of them for fun, No,

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Speaker 1: because then I need a backup for the backup. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, she really doesn't want her husband get upset

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Speaker 1: about his mug. Yeah, so that's a good wife. No

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Speaker 1: idea how he gets about this mug. You could if

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Speaker 1: it's not clean. I mean like it's like I don't know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like she don't want to put somebody off. He

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Speaker 1: is he an angry man? Do we need to cool

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Speaker 1: someone like twice? If you're okay, no, no, but he could.

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Speaker 1: He does a lot of whining that's almost worse. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's crazy dirt. A little secret. Yeah, there about having

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Speaker 1: a backup mug in case you break that. Hopefully you

453
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Speaker 1: hit it in a good place where he'll never find it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, I know I'll never find it.

455
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Speaker 1: I have this like secret place where I put like,

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Speaker 1: you know, cigarettes and all my adult toys and what's

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Speaker 1: and stuff. And what did you say? I said? I

458
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Speaker 1: hid it in a secret place that he'll never find

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Speaker 1: because I put it there with my cigarettes and my

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Speaker 1: adult toys and my Witsu stuff. And who'll never think

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Speaker 1: to wait? Wait? Wait did you say you don't? You don't? Okay,

462
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Speaker 1: so he doesn't know that you smoke or that you

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Speaker 1: have these toys, Like why aren't you using them with him? Oh? No, no,

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Speaker 1: these are just for me in my imagination. What okay?

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Speaker 1: Dirty secret? Yeah, I think we found the real secret.

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Speaker 1: Where do you hide them? It's in a call space

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Speaker 1: in a in a black fill with box. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: pretty cool because when I touch it, it's pretty cool. Okay. God,

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Speaker 1: all right, that's pretty crazy that you got two mugs. Huh.

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Speaker 1: And I found this identical mug too. Isn't that something

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Speaker 1: that is something that that's the juice of this one.

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Speaker 1: Yes it is. Well, thank you for telling your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Okay, thanks by. I don't think she understood

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Speaker 1: that the other stuff in that was way more shocking

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Speaker 1: than the mug. Maybe she should have started with that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the jewels show onto me and welcome to the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. For Monday, June

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Speaker 1: twenty seven, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and do

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Speaker 1: disgusting in just a second, But first let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and one major celebrity get this far

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Speaker 1: as someone on her payroll because she was too hot.

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Speaker 1: And I have who and why and what coming right

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Speaker 1: up in my story. I'm Christian Greysnow and if you're

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Speaker 1: looking to connect with your dead relatives, Jeff Bezos is

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Speaker 1: here to help you more coming up on that in

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Speaker 1: my story. That's coming up in my stories? Well, can

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Speaker 1: you not help us with more of those than just

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Speaker 1: a second before you first start of the day in

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Speaker 1: the iron where is their perth the news? We want

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Speaker 1: to hear something disgusting, also scary him. The world's largest

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Speaker 1: bacteria was just discovered in the Caribbean and you don't

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Speaker 1: even need a microscope to see it. Oh, super gonaria,

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Speaker 1: it's it's back. Is what's bigger than super mega Megagaria megariagariagantia.

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Speaker 1: They don't think it's dangerous for humans? Wait what you're

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Speaker 1: actually being serious? What is it? Just? It's bacteria? Don't

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Speaker 1: just discovered bacteria that you can see with the naked eye.

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Speaker 1: It was like crawling around on you. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know. How is a bacteria that's

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Speaker 1: large enough to see to the naked eye not harmful

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Speaker 1: to hum? I don't understand. They say it's about the

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Speaker 1: size of an eyelash. Is it like a worm? A parasite? Bacteria?

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Speaker 1: That's disgusting? Did you welcome for they on Monday this

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Speaker 1: is the I n N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. The news for the

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Speaker 1: next story, they let's send it on over to Alex

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Speaker 1: Free who is on location at Amy Schumer's house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she recently some time ago. It is ion and so

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Speaker 1: I don't have the details. She was pregnant, had a

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Speaker 1: baby had a dula. A dula is someone who comes

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Speaker 1: into your house and they help you while you're pregnant.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was the baby's name. Her baby's name

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Speaker 1: was a Dula. I didn't know that. Love that name.

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Speaker 1: Love that it's like a doctor kind of. But Amy,

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Speaker 1: you know, hired her to come in and help her,

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Speaker 1: and she actually fired her because this Duela apparently was

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Speaker 1: goddess like and she didn't want her prancing around her house.

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Speaker 1: And she felt bad for giving her the boot. But

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Speaker 1: Amy literally fired someone for being too hot. And is

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Speaker 1: Amy being honest about that? Yeah? Well, at least she's

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Speaker 1: being honest about it. I commend her. Yeah, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: do something like that, you might as well own up

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Speaker 1: to it, right, Yeah, you could hate on Amy shoe

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Speaker 1: where if she's like, no, it wasn't that, it was

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Speaker 1: job performance. I didn't think she was doing it. And

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Speaker 1: she's like, no, she was hot, and I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to walk her aund my house. I have a husband

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Speaker 1: and all that's I don't want to ruining my marriage.

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Speaker 1: Get out of my house. I totally suppose It's just

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Speaker 1: funny that it wasn't until after she had the kid

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Speaker 1: that she was like, you know what, you're too hot,

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Speaker 1: You're out. Yeah, this is the I n N, the

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Speaker 1: Adiant news network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: He report the news far next story. They let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to Christian Gray Snow, who is on

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Speaker 1: location in Heaven. In Heaven, I am, I'm on location

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Speaker 1: in Heaven where Amazon has revealed an experimental Alexa feature

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Speaker 1: that will allow an AI assistant to mimic voices of

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Speaker 1: users dead relatives. So basically, think about your Amazon Alexa

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Speaker 1: talking to you, but in the voice of your dead relatives.

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Speaker 1: It's a little sad to me. If they've passed on,

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Speaker 1: you have fond memories of them. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get frustrated with them, and I get frustrated with Alexa.

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Speaker 1: So it'd be like your grandma passed away and you

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Speaker 1: really liked your Grahm and you're like, no, stop playing

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Speaker 1: the music, graham Offs, stop stop, shut up. This wouldn't

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Speaker 1: give me good memories, I don't think. Yeah, if you

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Speaker 1: can have anybody's voice as your Alexa or your AI

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Speaker 1: assistant or whatever, whose voice would you want to have?

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Speaker 1: Doctor Phil? What are you really quick there? Right now?

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Speaker 1: You know why hasn't he just created his own Alexa

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Speaker 1: about twenty two minutes until you get to work. You

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Speaker 1: can ask Alexa to give you, like a daily affirmation

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I want to hear an affirmation in

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Speaker 1: his voice. Stop being stupid. Just stop being stupid, get

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Speaker 1: out of bed and go to work. You could always

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Speaker 1: have Alexa use the voice of one of our favorites

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Speaker 1: here a bad baby, bad baby. You mean the cashman

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Speaker 1: outside girl. She would be like, get outside. I would

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Speaker 1: like to have them. Yeah, I would have both doctor

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Speaker 1: Phil and the cashing outside girl. I'd have two different Alexas.

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Speaker 1: Just wake up, get up, smell coffee? What are you

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Speaker 1: thinking laying in bed? Absolutely? Wake you up? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: definitely you channel the cash me outside girl. Really well,

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Speaker 1: thank very much, per essence. Actually I don't know, Hey Alexa, yeah,

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Speaker 1: never the first time Alexea would actually respond before you

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Speaker 1: tell anything. No, no, no, that's perfect. That's exactly how

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Speaker 1: it would be. Hey, Alexa, Yo, what's the weather gonna

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Speaker 1: be like today? It's gonna be ninety degrees with sixty

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Speaker 1: seven percente humidity and there's zero percent as of brain

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Speaker 1: So catch yourself outside. How about that? It's incredible how

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Speaker 1: about Britney Spears as Alexa? Did you? Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think I don't know what happened if it was Britney

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Speaker 1: Spears as you'r Alexa. It's cool because you never know

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Speaker 1: what you're gonna get never. Never, like one day we

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Speaker 1: really relaxing, wake up the next day just be a

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Speaker 1: bunch of crazy. No, no, I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: There's Since you're a Britney fan, your best Britney Spears impression,

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Speaker 1: you say, Christian, I want to hear your person day, Brittany,

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Speaker 1: And it's just me spinning and answering the circle. The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where it is, are just in the news.

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Speaker 1: They report the news June in tomorrow the same time

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Speaker 1: for another hard hitting report from the I n N.

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Speaker 1: Remember you can follow the show on social media. At

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties Doctors Evan, Hey, Evan, how

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Speaker 1: are you doing? My name is Pete Eakins and I

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Speaker 1: have an appointment coming up next week and I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to call and touch base with you guys a

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Speaker 1: little bit about something. Oh okay, okay, what do you

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Speaker 1: need it A Well, it's I don't think when I

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Speaker 1: made the appointment, I described exactly what I was looking for,

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Speaker 1: So I just wanted to make sure you guys were ready.

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Speaker 1: I've never been to a plastic surgery office before, so

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know like what I should be prepared for.

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Speaker 1: But I also think that you guys should be prepared

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Speaker 1: for my visit as well. Well, that's perfectly normal that

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Speaker 1: we get that all the time and we're very understanding.

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Speaker 1: No problem. So what was the main thing that you

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Speaker 1: wanted to see doctor before? Long story short, Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: my nanna passed recently. Your nana. Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: That's all right. Nanakins passed and it's fine. You know,

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Speaker 1: she was older and we all saw it coming. She

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Speaker 1: was fine, made peace with her maker before before kicking

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Speaker 1: the old bucket. But she did pass on to the

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Speaker 1: other side. So Nanikins is no longer with us, and

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Speaker 1: I wanted to get everything ready for her funeral. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So that's why I wanted to come in. So the

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Speaker 1: passing of your Nana Yanna Nanakins, Nanakins, I'm just not sure,

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Speaker 1: and no offense. Why any plastic surge it's officer would

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Speaker 1: have anything to do with your your manekins. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: I want her to look her best. I'm sorry, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I want her to look her best, and

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Speaker 1: it's frank frankly, she doesn't look the greatest right now. Also,

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Speaker 1: like I said, she was one hundred and five years old,

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Speaker 1: I want her to look twenty two again. Put her

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Speaker 1: in the ground, that's all. No, no, sir, we don't okay,

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Speaker 1: So that's I'm so sorry again, but that's not we

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Speaker 1: like you know, I just you know, it's not too much.

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Speaker 1: And the good thing is, you know, if you do

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Speaker 1: some higher cheekbones. Really, you could do anything. You don't

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Speaker 1: even have to put her under saves money on insurance, right,

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Speaker 1: no anesthesiologists, none of that stuff. She's not gonna wake up.

630
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: So I would like to see her with um sort

631
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: of a scarlet Joe Hanson nose and a Kim Kardashian bottom.

632
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: Sure you realize you're you're asking a plastic surge in

633
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: the office to give your grandma who's deceased implants, yes,

634
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: and a new nose and higher cheek bones. And maybe

635
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,479
Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do. There's nothing we can do, Okay,

636
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: So what you're saying is that when I bring her

637
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: in there for her appointment, you cannot bring not bring

638
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: your disease grandmother in here. Okay, okay. Deal. When I

639
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 1: come in, I see where you're going with this. I'm

640
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: picking up what you're putting down. When I come in

641
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 1: to visit doctor for my free plastic surgery consultation for

642
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: me only for me, and I happen to bring my

643
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: grandma with me because we go everywhere together. Should I

644
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: bring a duffel bag full of actual cash so we

645
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 1: can need it done. It doesn't matter how much money

646
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 1: you bring in. You're not bribing us to put flood

647
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: implants and you're dead, grandma. You know what, I'm actually

648
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: right downstairs. I'm just gonna come up the elevator right

649
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: now and then no, no, sir, sir, you need to

650
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: stop right there. That is completely against health coades. We

651
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 1: could get a very serious trouble and so I'm gonna

652
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: have to call the police. So I think what you're

653
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: saying is there's no way you're gonna give Nana booty. Yeah,

654
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: there's no way we're giving Nana a booty and I'm

655
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: calling a police. Okay, Well, I'll let you know. It's

656
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: a prank phone call in right now about that. Pardon me.

657
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from The Jewil Show doing a

658
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your co worker Jeans set

659
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: you up. Oh, Mike. He said that you guys get

660
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 1: all kinds of weird phone calls, and I was like, yeah,

661
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 1: nothing would be weirder than trying to get Nana Nana

662
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: a new booty before she's buried. The Jewbil Show on

663
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: Demand First Day follow up is on the phone for

664
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: a first date follow up. He's not getting a call

665
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 1: back from a woman named Lisa. Before we get into

666
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: all themfo on your date, Ian and try to figure

667
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: out why she's not calling you back. How long has

668
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: it been since you heard from Lisa? It's been about

669
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: a week okay, Oh yeah, but maybe a little longer.

670
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 1: A week of some trains, yeah okay, and many times

671
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: did you try to reach out to her in that

672
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: week and some change, oh, like a good amount, like

673
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: almost like you know, you want to feel like I

674
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: was crazy, but maybe like five or six times. Oh

675
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: you didn't want to make it seem like you're crazy. Huh.

676
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,399
Speaker 1: And she hasn't respond to you at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

677
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: nothing at all. I mean I I kind of had

678
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: a weird thing that happened on our first date. It

679
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: was kind of a sure yeah yeah, yeah, no, I promised.

680
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 1: Actually wasn't the shop? Okay, right, how did you get

681
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: to your date? Well? Actually I had to ask my

682
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: roommate the borrow's car. Did he like yeah, yeah, yeah,

683
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: yeah he did. He let me borrow his car. And

684
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: it was kind of strange because like everything was always fine.

685
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: We had to restaurant and you know, everything's going okay,

686
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: but then my roommate had to come and pick up

687
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: his car. And did she know that it was not

688
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: your car? No, she didn't know that until your roommate

689
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 1: had to pick it up. Yeah yeah yeah, I mean

690
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,240
Speaker 1: like so obviously that's kind of that's kind of awkward,

691
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 1: like my car is not going to be there, so yeah,

692
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: well basically had to come queen, Okay, i'd just say, hey,

693
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: that was my roommate's car. I'm sorry, we're gonna take

694
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: an number back home. It's not really like I mean,

695
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: in my opinion, that big of a deal if you

696
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: didn't tell her because you have a car, you don't

697
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: have to tell everybody that gets in a car that

698
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: you're driving that, like, this is my car, just so

699
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 1: you know, I just made the payment yesterday. Yeah, so

700
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: it's kind of like a weird thing if you don't

701
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: mention it, actually, right, and well, if you don't miss it,

702
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 1: and then you have to go, hey, we gotta cut

703
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 1: our date chart because I have to take you home

704
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: now because my roommate needs his car back. That is

705
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: kind of awkward. Yeah, but that's really how it went.

706
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: But I mean, yeah, like you said, it would have

707
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: been a lot worse if i'd like to her if

708
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: I told her, yeah, it was my car, Oh sure,

709
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: yeah it wasn't. So so I did tell her my

710
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: car was in the shop. But just like how you

711
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,240
Speaker 1: guys reacted, and she was like, you know, okay, sure, okay,

712
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: she didn't believe you. Yeah, she didn't believe me in

713
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: a story. But so, I mean, obviously it was off

714
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: we're going back home in uber and uh, yeah that

715
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 1: she I haven't heard from recent. Let's try calling her.

716
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: It's not like I don't have a car. I have

717
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: a car, right, you're really driving that point on that

718
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: you have a car, giving over compensating. I just picked

719
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: up a few days ago and it was it was

720
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 1: just back communication on my car. But I want to

721
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 1: make it up to her. So so you think that

722
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 1: she thinks that you're a liar, that's why. Yeah, So

723
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: you think you're not getting a call back from her

724
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: because it looks like you lied about the car you're driving. Yes, basically,

725
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: that's it. Any other reason, no, no, no, that was

726
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: the only reason. You know, the deal was going well.

727
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 1: But told man that it got all right? Well yeah, okay,

728
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: So I mean she shouldn't be surprising you met her

729
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,919
Speaker 1: on plenty of Fish, that's what you said, right, Yeah, yeah,

730
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: I mean she she should be happy that you even

731
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 1: had a car to drive. Like. Plenty of Fish is

732
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: the worst place on the internet people, It's a free

733
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: dating site. It's like Crisis my hand. We used to

734
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: use that like ten years ago. All right, we'll play

735
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 1: a song, come back, and then see if we can

736
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 1: figure out, get your first day follow up next? Okay, sorry, cool,

737
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: thank you for looking a little of your first date

738
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: fall if if you're just joining us. Ian is on

739
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: the phone and he's not getting a call back from

740
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: a woman named Lisa, and he thinks it's because it

741
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: looks like he lied about the car that he was driving,

742
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: because his car was in the shop. At least that's

743
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: what he says. I used air quotes. I just said

744
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: that right now his car was in the shop and

745
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 1: he had to borrow his roommate's car. But in the

746
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: middle of his date, he actually had to give his

747
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: roommate back the car because his roommate needed it, and

748
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: then of course went on to explain to his date

749
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 1: Lisa that hey, um, yeah, I had to borrow my

750
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: roommate's car. It's not my car. But Ian, you're sure

751
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: you didn't lie about your rooms car and tell her

752
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: that it was yours. No, No, I promise I did

753
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: lie about it. Okay, Well, we're gonna ask right now,

754
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: so we'll find out. We're gonna call her and see

755
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: if that is the reason you're not getting a call back.

756
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 1: Are you ready on a dollar phone number? Yes? Yeah, Okay,

757
00:39:47,320 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: here we go hy aspek to Lisa. Please. This is Lisa, Lisa,

758
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 1: how are you? My name is jew Bowl calling from

759
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 1: a radio show that is called The Jewil Show. Mine's

760
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,959
Speaker 1: Alex from the same call jo I'm Christian from also

761
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: the same show that's also called The Jewel Show, and

762
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: it's a radio show And okay, so why did you

763
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 1: guys call me? What is going on here? We're calling

764
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: me because we got an email about you from one

765
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: of our listeners. Is that good or bad? Um? We

766
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: do a segment on the show called the First Date

767
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: follo up. That's where if you go on a date

768
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: and you don't call somebody back, they can email us

769
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: to get you on the phone and find out why

770
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: an email. Yeah, we got an email about you from

771
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 1: a dude named Ian that you went on a date with.

772
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: He says you're not calling him back and he's confused

773
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: and he wanted us to get you on the phone

774
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: and find out why you're not calling back. Okay. He

775
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 1: seems like a nice guy. He's allowed eater, like really loud,

776
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: but he's a scrub man. He knows he doesn't know

777
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:57,760
Speaker 1: of a car. He lied to me about using about

778
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 1: his car. He brought his roommate's car and then his

779
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: roommate game and got it in the middle of our date.

780
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: What the hell? So do you know for sure that

781
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: that he's lyned you because he told us that too,

782
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: And I didn't think that he was lying. No, I don't,

783
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: and maybe he wasn't. But the point is he's not

784
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: got his act together. You know, he doesn't even have

785
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: a car. He said his car was in the shop. Yeah, well,

786
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: he could have said, hey, I can't make it, can

787
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,399
Speaker 1: we reschedule or something like that, or been upfront with

788
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,439
Speaker 1: me instead of letting me be surprised we had to die.

789
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: Is practically dying in dash? Didn't even get the desserts,

790
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: you know, his car was in the shop. Like, you

791
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: can't really hold that against the game, that he's lying

792
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: or he just wasn't being upfront. I mean, it made

793
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,439
Speaker 1: me he didn't lie out loud, but he didn't tell

794
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: the truth either. You know, maybe it was just a vibe.

795
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: Maybe you think he was lying though. Could did he

796
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: actually say to you that it was his car that

797
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: he picked up in God, I don't remember. I could

798
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 1: barely think over the chewing. He's a very loud I

799
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,240
Speaker 1: just put him out of my head. He just didn't

800
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: not stand this day. You really can't. This was not

801
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: gonna work, that's all. How long were you into the

802
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: date before you realize like, this ain't a uh like

803
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: eight nine minutes? Right? You know? Okay, so you knew

804
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: right away you didn't want to be on the date

805
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 1: with him anymore. Well, I mean, I thought i'd give

806
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: him a chance because I don't want to jump to conclusions, right,

807
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: I want to see if he is what I think.

808
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: But he did. He just wasn't right, that's all. I'm

809
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,399
Speaker 1: sure he's nice. I sound like a nice guy. He's

810
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. So,

811
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: oh no, hello, Hi, Hi? Yeah, So okay, I just

812
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: picked up my car a couple of days ago. There

813
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 1: was something wrong with the transmission. I do have my car?

814
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 1: Do you have my act together? Yes? It was my

815
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: fault because I didn't. Hey, we shouldn't be scheduled, but

816
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 1: we didn't reschedule, and all I wanted another chance to

817
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: prove to you that I'm a good guy. Oh gosh, okay,

818
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: are you sure you have your act together? I mean

819
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: you seem so what do you do for ladder. I

820
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: work in contracts for for for a pharmaceutical company. Okay, okay,

821
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: but why are you calling me? I ghosted you. Well,

822
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: I want any another chance. You know, we left things.

823
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: We left things kind of awkward, kind of weird. I

824
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 1: know it was, but I promise you to the next

825
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: day is not going to be awkward or weird. Because

826
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 1: I have my car, I don't know. I mean, I

827
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: gotta dude, it's stable manners too. And that's kind of

828
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: a big one, you know. Alright, Well, no one's ever

829
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 1: said that before. I I'm not that loud of a cheer,

830
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: but because obviously would have heard it before, it would

831
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: have been a lot worse. But no, yeah, I don't

832
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: think you know, Ian, I didn't think you were chewing

833
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: on purpose. Yeah, that's this is so long, anybody. So

834
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: nobody's ever told you you're allowed tore before? Ian? No, No, no, no,

835
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: I've never I've never ever told me you've been allowed tour.

836
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed tour. Really, like you could be unaware

837
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 1: you might be chewing really loud and might not even

838
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: know it. It's not something you go tell. Look, dude,

839
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: maybe you don't realize that. Like if you ever heard

840
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: a guinea pig go after something chompy, that's what it's like.

841
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that, but the carrot. Yeah, I'm definite

842
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 1: gonna be youtubing. Yes, guinea pigs eating things now because

843
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 1: of that. It's so all right. So nobody told you

844
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 1: sound like a guinea pig eating a carrot? Ian? No, no, no,

845
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 1: no one's ever has No one's ever told me that.

846
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: I said, I'm sorry to be the one to break

847
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 1: you to. You dude, but Lisa, would you like to

848
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: go on another date with Ian? At least he's cute.

849
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: If he reminds you of a guinea pig, I'd like

850
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: to go on another day with him. We'll pay for it.

851
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't. I'm sorry, ian O man, sorry, Ian.

852
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: We tried. Hey, maybe we should go to a smoothie please?

853
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: That way I don't have to chew, She said, no,

854
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 1: I should probably let it go, buddy. Well as loud

855
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 1: as you chew, Ian, I can't even imagine how loud

856
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: you slur just way. The Jewels Show on demand jewils

857
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? It's the Jewel

858
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: Show And you texted us and said you have a

859
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. That you'd like to tell us. So,

860
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: oh my god, you actually called me. I'm so yeah, Hello,

861
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: we didn't have anything else to do, so why not?

862
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: My dotter little secret is, don't judge me. Okay, we

863
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: don't canot judge here on the show. You need to

864
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 1: be judged, so we'll find out in a second. So

865
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: my little secret is I cannot stand babies. Why whoa girl? Listen?

866
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 1: I said, don't judge me? I said, don't judge me? Baby?

867
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: What is it about him that you can't stand? They're

868
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: so fragile and they're so little, and you know, they

869
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: need all of this attention, and you know, I guess

870
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: that's like understandable, but it's like, oh, they're just and

871
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 1: they always smell like poop bombing on you. It's just

872
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: grow is the same to say that? Of course I don't.

873
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 1: I don't know. My sister she just had a baby

874
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 1: like four months ago, and she just asked me to

875
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: babysit the other day, and I'm like, bro, how do

876
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: I tell her I don't want to babysit your kid?

877
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: I don't care because it is my nat I was

878
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: gonna say, yeah, it's just they're just annoying. They just

879
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: constantly they're constantly eating and they don't say any deals.

880
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: Is that like? And they don't get their own food too,

881
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: which is really annoying. What about like, whenever you have

882
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 1: a friend or a family member that announces they're pregnant,

883
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: do you get excited to go to like the baby

884
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: showers and all that stuff or do you just fake

885
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 1: all the excitement? No? I fake it. I have to,

886
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 1: you know, because you know they'll judge me for not

887
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:41,760
Speaker 1: liking babies. Want the shower? I got, the fake smile

888
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 1: I got. You know, I'm helping out, but I'm really

889
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: annoyed as hell. I don't like baby right, it's my

890
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: dirty little few grit. Do you like kids once they

891
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: get to yet a certain age, Yeah, like after seven,

892
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 1: when they can get their own food, when they can

893
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: take care of themselves. Eighteen missed this yesterday. We're talking

894
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: about this movie because Austin Butler is the guy that

895
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: plays Elvis, and every we're talking about how amazing it

896
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,919
Speaker 1: is that he nailed Elvis, like he did the acting job.

897
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 1: He did a good job playing Elvis. Daniel Golia the

898
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: cash me Out Sigol playing Elvis. That would be a

899
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: way to get some attention? Would she sound playing Elvis?

900
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: How does Elvis sound here? Um? Right, thank you, thank

901
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: thank you very much. I'll bang my mind building. Okay, Yes,

902
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: I think they should make a movie about Honey Boo

903
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 1: Boo life. I agree this summer. Cameron Diaz is the

904
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: young kid is Mama Jo in the Honey Boo Boo

905
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 1: story when the honey run and try, I think i'd

906
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: be amazing. Wow, who's gonna play Honey Boo Boo's black boyfriend?

907
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 1: And Denzel Washington makes a special appearance as Honey Boobo's

908
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: black boyfriend talking about the new Elvis movie it comes

909
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 1: out today, or is excited because the kid who played

910
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: Elvis did a really good job. And then we got

911
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: into Honey Booboo having a movie, and then the cash

912
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 1: me outside girl actually playing Elvis. But if you're wondering

913
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: how the movie was, our producer Bennett saw it last

914
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: night and it was a review of it. Wait, what

915
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: what do you mean? What do you mean? Oh that

916
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: was last night. Yeah, it was last night. You were

917
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 1: supposed to watch it last night so we can talk

918
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: about it. You can review it today. I thought that

919
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: was next Thursday or next Friday. Review Anyway, how was

920
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 1: the movie? How was the Elvis? Mone I thought that

921
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 1: the Cash Me Outside Girl, she did a really good

922
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: job in it. You have to check it out. Then

923
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 1: Jewbeil Show on demand. The government is giving everybody free gas. Really,

924
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: it's the Jewel Show. No, definitely, no way to give

925
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: me side. The President of these United States of America,

926
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: Joseph Whitehair, don't care Biden. He has proposed that they

927
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: do a gas tax holiday for three months, no tax

928
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 1: on gas, so when you fill up, it would be

929
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: no tax, so you'd be saving not that much more money.

930
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 1: But so instead of twenty dollars a gallon now it'd

931
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: be like nineteen dollars a gallon. But gas is crazy

932
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: and people are freaking out about how expensive it is.

933
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: So that's what they're proposing, and people are really excited

934
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 1: about it. Hey, James, yes, you don't like this gas

935
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: tax holiday, absolutely not. I'mhemmediately against a gas tax. You know,

936
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: taxes are the primary source of revenue for most governments,

937
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: So among other things, this is money that's spent and

938
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: maintained public infrastructure like the roads, funds, public services such

939
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 1: as schools, emergency services that taxes goes to our fire departments,

940
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: to our policemen, even low income welfare programs that these

941
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,760
Speaker 1: taxes are used for. And actually, statistically speak, in the US,

942
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: we paid lower taxes than most other developed nations. There

943
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: was a study done. James. Yeah, do you want a

944
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: job on the show My Job? You explain stuff way

945
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 1: better than I just I just said way better. Know

946
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: I'm not that well fucking anyway, Go ahead, James continue,

947
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: So you don't like the idea of a gas tax holiday, No,

948
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 1: even something like three months, it can really cripple the

949
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: US economy for sure. The two guys are too poor

950
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: to just buy some gas and pay that your fair

951
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,879
Speaker 1: share of taxes. Then just walk. I'll ride your bike.

952
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 1: We don't have time today. Come on, It's like tipping.

953
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: I mean, when you go out to eat. If if

954
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 1: I'm already paying for my meal, why should I have

955
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 1: to pay a tip to a certain already being paid

956
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: to do what I'm there for? So he started off

957
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: sounding logical, and what's going on? So the gas holiday tax,

958
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: you're against it because of tax things that you were

959
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 1: talking about, And then you're also saying that if people

960
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 1: can't afford the tax on gas, they should just get

961
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,720
Speaker 1: a better job. And also you don't tip servers because

962
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: they already have a job, and that you shouldn't be

963
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: paying for them. I'm already there paying the restaurant. Why

964
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: should I do it? So no, I think if you

965
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 1: can't pay your taxes, then stay in the house, don't

966
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 1: come outside. Leave it to the rest of us. WHOA wow.

967
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: If you're excited about this gas tech, I think you're

968
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: a complete idiot. I think you need to go back

969
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: to school where we need the taxes to pay for

970
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: the school. But why don't you go back to school,

971
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: get a better degree and make more money. Oh, we're

972
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: talking about the proposed gas holiday that our President Joseph

973
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: mister whitehare Biden suggested we take aware for three months.

974
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: We don't use, we don't tax people on gas. Calls

975
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: outbat tod D eight three four three one six one.

976
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: Most people are excited about it, but one of our

977
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 1: others is James is very not exciting about it. That's

978
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: exactly what's wrong with this country. We were founded on

979
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: hard working Americans. Everybody's lazy. Now nobody wants to work,

980
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 1: and I think we okay, right, it seems like nobody

981
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: wants to work these days. Like, get your ass up

982
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: and work. That's what you sound like, James. This gas

983
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: tech holiday is completely dumb. I'm sick and tired of

984
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: the wine, and I'm thinking tired of all the media

985
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: going around saying that everything is too expensive. I'm tired

986
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 1: of it, and I think it's a dumb idea. I'm

987
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: so tired of all of these cry babies crying about

988
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 1: taxes and this and that. Get back to how things

989
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: used to be, and we need to all pay our

990
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 1: fair share. I'm sick of it. We're not cry babies.

991
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: We're poor. I'll take your savings. Please. Pumping gays so much,

992
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: pump mine. Listen. I don't care nothing about it. I

993
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: pay my fair share, work harder. Stop crying about it.

994
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: It's not none of my concern. I think y'all need

995
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: to get a better job, make more money. Stop being

996
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: a crybabies. The chair share and taxes. We all got

997
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: to do our fair share, and that's what's wrong with

998
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: this country. Nobody wants to work hard anymore. He's still talking.

999
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: If they put this thing in place, I'm not going

1000
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: to purchase any gas. I'm not supporting it under no way,

1001
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: shape or form. We need to pay our fair share.

1002
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get cercids. Are all idiots? No, if they

1003
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: if they passed this holiday tax, I'm not getting the

1004
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm not getting no gas. I'm staying home. People need

1005
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: to get better jobs. It's not my fault that y'all

1006
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: don't have better jobs. And judge y'all can't afford the

1007
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,839
Speaker 1: fair share taxes. I'm not supporting it. We're staying home.

1008
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: What do you do for a living? Then? How much

1009
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 1: money are you making years? Because it seems like a lot.

1010
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: I'm a ups driver and I've been working it for

1011
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 1: twenty years. I'm close to retirement and I pay all

1012
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 1: of my taxes. Hold on, So you just said, if

1013
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 1: they do the gas tax holiday, you're not using any fuel. No, no,

1014
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,800
Speaker 1: if they if they put this in place, I'm not

1015
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: driving no vehicle. I'm not purchasing no gas or whatsoever. Okay,

1016
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 1: And you say people should work harder, make more money

1017
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 1: so they don't have to do a gas tax holiday, right, absolutely,

1018
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 1: But you're a delivery driver. Well that's beside the point. Well,

1019
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: but what I'm saying is, if you decide to boycott

1020
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: the way we're gonna boycott, are you gonna Clint, I

1021
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 1: guess based on your logic, then if you're not going

1022
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: to use any gas at all, if they do the

1023
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:36,799
Speaker 1: gas holiday and don't charge tax on gas for three months,

1024
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: and you said everybody's excited about it is a cry

1025
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: baby and they just need to get a better job

1026
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: so that they don't have to cry about paying their taxes. Well,

1027
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: if you weren't using any gas or driving anywhere, you

1028
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to do your job, and then you

1029
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: would be fired, So you would also be one of

1030
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:57,919
Speaker 1: those cry babies. James James, James and the Giant Peach.

1031
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 1: James James. Cool, God, Wow, tell us how you really feel?

1032
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: He hung up. He hung up. Dang it. I thought

1033
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 1: he had a good argument until he completely ruined it.

1034
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: I don't think he thought that all the way. Definitely

1035
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 1: did it all right? Well, texted for one of six one.

1036
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: What do you think about the gas tax holiday? You

1037
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: follow the show on social media? At the Jewels Show,

1038
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I

1039
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: at that I'm a Christian grass Snow. I'm at Bennett

1040
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Speaker 1: News The Jewel Show on Demand