WEBVTT - Can I Claim Yo Kid

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up about four minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry

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<v Speaker 1>Letters subject is he wants that old thing back about

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<v Speaker 1>warm old man back. He wants that. Okay, we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into that in just a bit, but right now the

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<v Speaker 1>nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What you

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<v Speaker 1>got for us? Now, sure, let's see here. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>up in here and get something full out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go. All right, we're gonna we're gonna on

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<v Speaker 1>with this one right here. Can I claim your kid? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I claim your What's it gonna hurt? Let me?

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<v Speaker 1>I want them? Can I claim you? Go? Do? Let's

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<v Speaker 1>get it. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Devin

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<v Speaker 1>de Hey, Devin, how you doing? Man? My name is

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<v Speaker 1>Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying to reach out to you.

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<v Speaker 1>You um, your your your son? Uh he plays uh

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<v Speaker 1>basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is the one

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<v Speaker 1>that's on the on the Blazers litt League basketball team,

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<v Speaker 1>right yeah, yeah, everything all right, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah everything good man. You know they got a game

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday and everything. I've seen you a couple of times

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<v Speaker 1>man at the game. I don't know if you remember

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<v Speaker 1>me man, uh light skinning brother about about six ft. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I probably met your pa. You know, i'd be so

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<v Speaker 1>intense with the game. But yeah, what's what's going on? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh well, actually, man, wanted to have let you about

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<v Speaker 1>about your son. Man, um you you um are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? Are you working right now? Are you currently working?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I working? Like? Yeah? I am working? Actually? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I mean, I mean, I mean you have a

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<v Speaker 1>yellow steady job, is what I'm asking. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what you what you get in that though? Like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were calling about the basketball team, like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, forms I know, we got a game Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>You know sometimes they want donation for sneakers and all that,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, what

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<v Speaker 1>I was asking So so, I mean you you got

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<v Speaker 1>a regular nine job you go to all the time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a nine five. I mean things is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of crazy. But I was just kind of short. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know I still I still worked. I mean while

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<v Speaker 1>I was going on, you need a job of something? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just checking. Man. See what I wanted to get

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<v Speaker 1>at you about, Man, is seeing are you gonna are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna clean your son on your income tax? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you hold on? Bro? Now you said, am I going

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<v Speaker 1>to clean my son on my taxes this year? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean like you knows as a dependent? So are

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<v Speaker 1>you asking some real personal questions? Now? You know, like

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<v Speaker 1>you're the guy that you just that you know me

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<v Speaker 1>from the basketball team that my sims play on basis

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and now you've don't jump from the Blazers

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<v Speaker 1>to do I clean my stunt on my taxes? And

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<v Speaker 1>do I have a steady income? I mean, like you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got I got a steady income and I'm claiming

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<v Speaker 1>my son. What I mean what you're trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>at Bro? Well we'll see, man, what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I just want to read you seem like

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<v Speaker 1>cool dude when I saw you at the gym. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>what I was gonna ask you? Bro? You know see

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<v Speaker 1>right now, Man, when I get through with my taxes

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff, I'm gonna have to owe about eight hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>But now I see if I clean a child as

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<v Speaker 1>my dependent, man, they're gonna give me by twenty two hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>You see what I'm saying. And what I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>get at you about, man, is you know you let

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<v Speaker 1>me clean as my son, you know, so I can

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get this good money, bro. Bro, But I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do? Respect? Bro? You're talking about you

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<v Speaker 1>want to clean my son on taxes? Hold on, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know you. You're talking about you seeing

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<v Speaker 1>me at my son's basketball game. You might be the

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<v Speaker 1>police for all I know. Bro, you sound like the police. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it ain't it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come at your

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<v Speaker 1>sideways like that. Man. I ain't ain't trying to come

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<v Speaker 1>like what I'm trying to say. Man, they're going to

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<v Speaker 1>hit me off of this eight hundred. We'll see I

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<v Speaker 1>can get twenty three, huntred, man, I I kick you

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<v Speaker 1>down two fifty. You understand I'm saying, Man, everybody keep

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<v Speaker 1>too Simpty you crazy. Now you sound like joke, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>because now you're insult to me. You're telling me you

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<v Speaker 1>want to claim mom now for some with you old money.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know you food so I can make

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<v Speaker 1>two fifty, Bro, I ain't trying to be on a brother.

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<v Speaker 1>When I played my kids, I'm getting the same exact

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<v Speaker 1>like you're getting. I'm getting squintree honey too. So what

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<v Speaker 1>of like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying, Okay, but I'm the one

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<v Speaker 1>stuck over here paying the eight hundred. Man. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>acting ask you to look out for a brother. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you say, yeah, look out. You know my cheching cut

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<v Speaker 1>from forty hours a week to thirteen hours a week,

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<v Speaker 1>and I still got these little sacks to me for joy.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Jordany never put us down. That's why I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to hook you up with two fifty. Man. Damn, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't even see a good thing when it's coming at you. Bro, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you're talking about bro No two fifty. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>When I claim me two little, I'm getting twenty three

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<v Speaker 1>a piece. Bro, what you think I'm gonna take two

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<v Speaker 1>fifty from you? Four? I don't even know you like that?

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<v Speaker 1>So man, you ain't got it. You ain't got a trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Then if you're with my bro, you're my people, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we could do a little something. I can understand that,

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<v Speaker 1>But Bro, you ain't gonna get me No. Two fifty

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm getting the same thing they offering you point

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<v Speaker 1>three hunted. It's comment money frost. So what is I'm

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to do. What am I opposed to do? Davin,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that. I mean, Bro, what you supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>do is go have you see claim that little every

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<v Speaker 1>year and you will get what I get for these

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<v Speaker 1>look that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have to do. My hours got cut from

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<v Speaker 1>forty to fifteen hours a week. I had to go

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<v Speaker 1>pick me up the little side of understand. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>change your ways. You out here trying to get me

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<v Speaker 1>locked up for government scams. What I'm trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>and get this eight hundred off my bad dog, That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm trying. That ain't nobody trying to get no

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<v Speaker 1>trouble man. But you're still talking about getting you a

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<v Speaker 1>hunted and getting me locked up. Now you got me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out here working hard to support my kids, man,

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<v Speaker 1>but I need for the city and go through this

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<v Speaker 1>with you no more. Man, I ain't for the city

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<v Speaker 1>and go through this with your normal. If you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>help me with this money or not help you with

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<v Speaker 1>I see you on Saturday, Bro. I'm gonna up Brom.

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<v Speaker 1>I need your son soldier security number right now. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I need. Bro. Let me tell you something. BRO said,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you look like? Bro? You said, he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>stop six ft Bro when I see you when I

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<v Speaker 1>step in that gymnasium, Bro, I'm on your You ain't

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<v Speaker 1>on that. You ain't on Blazing Lakers. Bro, You've got

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<v Speaker 1>to bring that damn social security number. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a game. I'm gonna complyin him. Okay, Cool. I got

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing I need to say to you. You're

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<v Speaker 1>lifting to me on my phone. Bro, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>talking to this fool. I got one more thing I

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<v Speaker 1>need to say to you. Man, if you're listening to man,

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<v Speaker 1>say your last statement you want on your tombstone. Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got prank baby, This nephew tim Me. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Devid? Who you got me out here? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You got hey? Do you got a boy that you

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<v Speaker 1>work with? Name? Yes? Crazy? Put me up to this man,

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<v Speaker 1>get working all man, keep doing what you're doing. We

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<v Speaker 1>need good daddies in the world. Brother. And one more thing, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask you. You gotta tell me, man, what

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<v Speaker 1>is the baddest radio show in the land. Man, Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning crazy man, I'm gonna beat ye. Now we go,

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<v Speaker 1>baby boy not having it? Brothers, wasn't you say? Come

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<v Speaker 1>on if I ain't, if I ain't praying, who was prank?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on? If I ain't praying, who was prank? What?

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<v Speaker 1>If I ain't praying, who is prank? Yes? You love that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that dog? I didn't played it. Every day since

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<v Speaker 1>they dropped it, I have played it. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to remind you, nephew, that he did mention the word

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<v Speaker 1>tombstone in this prank. Just remind people that's what you want.

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<v Speaker 1>You want all the threats and all that. Yeah, that's cool,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever whatever think you want that. Uh, pick ups to

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<v Speaker 1>all the fathers out there, man, pick ups to all

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<v Speaker 1>of your good fathers out there trying to take yours,

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<v Speaker 1>holding it down, doing what you gotta do, picking up

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<v Speaker 1>extra jobs over here, extra jobs over there. You're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make it to the all the extra curriculum make

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<v Speaker 1>into this game. That game. Man. I take my hat

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<v Speaker 1>off to you. So keep doing what you're doing. Make

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<v Speaker 1>sure you take care of your little ones. Man, it's

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<v Speaker 1>important stay in their lives and staying there behind too. Alright, thinking, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>coming up next Strawberry Letters subject he wants that whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing back. We'll get into that, find out what that's

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<v Speaker 1>all about. Right after this, you're listening to The Stave

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