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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firm Ran Presents fifteen minute morning show. I'm very sad.

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Speaker 1: I think we all have like half a dozen shows left?

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Speaker 1: Is that right? Yes? Seven seven shows left? Seven there

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Speaker 1: for two and a half weeks. Can I ask you?

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Speaker 1: Why did you say half a dozen? Why couldn't you

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Speaker 1: just say seven? Yeah? Because I got it? I thought

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Speaker 1: today was a Thursday and half weeks? Somebody turns scotty?

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Speaker 1: When are we all for two and a half weeks?

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Speaker 1: How's the days over here? We're doing the pod next Friday,

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Speaker 1: and it amounts to two and a half week, seventeen

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Speaker 1: days total. Tuesday, the fourth is when we come back weeks.

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Speaker 1: The other places I worked, we always were told do

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Speaker 1: not we can hear me. We can all hear you.

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Speaker 1: Just go gandhi. Go at the places I have worked

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Speaker 1: before here, we were always told never to talk about

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Speaker 1: when we were going on vacation because people would tune out.

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Speaker 1: Is that that doesn't apply? It used to apply. I

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Speaker 1: think now at this point we go on vacation. We

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Speaker 1: play stuff so that if people don't pay attention to

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Speaker 1: when we say we go on vacation, they don't know

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Speaker 1: that we certain times of the years that we go

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Speaker 1: they know, Christmas, We go on vacations a lot more

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Speaker 1: honest with our audience than other radio shows and other ears.

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Speaker 1: And the philosophy used to be. The philosophy used to

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Speaker 1: be that, hey, don't say you're going on vacation too,

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Speaker 1: because to the listeners it doesn't sound like you guys

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Speaker 1: are gone. So I will I will, I will say

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Speaker 1: this that several years ago we had these like little

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Speaker 1: in between things that said, now back to the best

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Speaker 1: of elis Uran in the morning show, now not to

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Speaker 1: the and they told us to take those out because

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Speaker 1: we don't want to remind people, Hey, what you're about

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Speaker 1: to hear is a old material. So we were forced

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Speaker 1: so we took them out. So now it's just we

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Speaker 1: present the material as is, if you know, you know,

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Speaker 1: and if there was there was a time we weren't

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Speaker 1: supposed to tell the jocks, the DJs who worked in

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Speaker 1: other parts of the day that we were going on

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Speaker 1: vacation because they might accidentally say it like oh the

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Speaker 1: boarding shows some o hey, So we wouldn't tell them

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Speaker 1: and then they would like send us emails like oh,

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Speaker 1: I need you to do something like we're not here. Well,

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Speaker 1: no one told us wort of vacation. That's right, we

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Speaker 1: did not because we don't trust you. You'll go on

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Speaker 1: there and say we're on vacation. Why was it such

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Speaker 1: a big deal? Looking back, I have a question. Can

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Speaker 1: we find out what Scott wanted? Scotty called Nate's name

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Speaker 1: like seventeen times and we never found out what he wanted. Gotty,

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Speaker 1: let's hear it. I don't want to talk anymore now

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Speaker 1: I want you to talk. No, no, it's okay. Oh,

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Speaker 1: don't do the scot I missed the moment, that's all.

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Speaker 1: What was the okay, go back? I want you to

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Speaker 1: give the punch line without a joke being attached. That

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Speaker 1: was a punch line or a joke. I was just

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Speaker 1: gonna say, as I normally do. I'm not off for

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Speaker 1: two and a half weeks. Fuck you and your vacation

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Speaker 1: busting into Yeah. I like ald time and a half,

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Speaker 1: double time, Scott, he's them planning time and a half.

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Speaker 1: You don't need time and have to work on holidays

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Speaker 1: because you went you He doesn't. Scotty has a weird deal.

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Speaker 1: And I have been trying, Scottie, I am trying. I

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Speaker 1: can't move Mountains. He works on Christmas and he doesn't

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Speaker 1: get paid. I've been getting screwed for twenty five years.

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Speaker 1: He gets time and a half, but he also doesn't

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Speaker 1: get the same vacation that we get because he's in

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Speaker 1: the union. But that's ridiculous. That was the deal that

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Speaker 1: was made years ago, and we shouldn't talk about it

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Speaker 1: any further. So let's move on. I'm sorry, Scotty. We

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Speaker 1: will fix it when the company's defense. So Scotty's do wish.

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Speaker 1: So he doesn't mind working Christmas. Right, you're in Jewish.

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Speaker 1: I love working Christmas Day. I didn't say me. I'm saying, Scotty.

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Speaker 1: I work Christmas Day every year. That's do. I'll do

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Speaker 1: that all day every day. It's just the days around Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to be on that. That was my question.

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Speaker 1: You get Do you get time and a half for

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Speaker 1: Christmas Day? Double double time work Christmas Day? Yeah, we'll

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Speaker 1: have you do overnights that day. How about that. I

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Speaker 1: told you I'm leaving for Disney right there. I used

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Speaker 1: to do overnights on Christmas Eve. I used to us.

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Speaker 1: I used to work Christmas morning six am to ten am.

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Speaker 1: I used to do that too. I used to do

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Speaker 1: and then I would go home, open presents, have dinner

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Speaker 1: my radio station to do afternoons from three to seven.

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Speaker 1: My family's just sleep before ten am anyway, So what

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Speaker 1: the hell can I hold on? Can I tell you

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Speaker 1: what lame thing? I did? Every year on December twenty six?

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Speaker 1: So I would always I would always work hold on,

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Speaker 1: I would always work uh the best of morning show

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Speaker 1: the day after Christmas. So every morning, every okay, you

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Speaker 1: just scary, you get the thing, He'll drag your story.

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Speaker 1: At i am every December twenty six, I would go

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Speaker 1: off the music log and at six am on December

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Speaker 1: twenty six, I would always play that song from Brick

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Speaker 1: No it was called brick right, She's by Bren Benfolds

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Speaker 1: five because he goes six am day after Christmas. So

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Speaker 1: I always played that at six am on December twenty six.

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Speaker 1: I didn't care. Even when we were were an alternative anymore.

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Speaker 1: The bosses found out about it, and so they removed

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Speaker 1: had it made into a jingle and I played it

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Speaker 1: at six am. The You know what Scotty's punishment was

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Speaker 1: for doing that, He has to wear Christmas every year

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Speaker 1: from now on. I'll take that. You know, scary working

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Speaker 1: on Christmas Eve. That would be his one time every

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Speaker 1: year he would shout out his girlfriend. He would do

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Speaker 1: a special shout out to his girlfriend Robin. But that

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Speaker 1: was that was that was he would He would do

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Speaker 1: it every Christmas. You remember that? Of course. God I

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Speaker 1: hate when the DJ does the fucking shout out to

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Speaker 1: their significant other. I remember this guy my first radio station,

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Speaker 1: Jet one out two, Michael Ray. He would do what

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Speaker 1: he was doing overnights. And I remember driving in listening

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Speaker 1: to him and he's playing some sappy song and then

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Speaker 1: I hear him I love your Bath over this song,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the fund is he doing? And

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Speaker 1: then it turns out I come in up he's like crying,

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Speaker 1: he's in tears. I'm like, what's going on? He goes like, so,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? He goes, I'm trying to get

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Speaker 1: her back. I'm hoping are you. Did you play a

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Speaker 1: breakup song? And I'm like, oh, it was it was

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Speaker 1: urban legend, but apparently there was a DJ who did

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Speaker 1: work started playing a best up show, and then at

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Speaker 1: eight o'clock in the morning, he just arrived home. Shut up.

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Speaker 1: The wife was in bed with another guy. Yeah, see,

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Speaker 1: I heard it. I heard he recorded his show, so

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Speaker 1: it sounded like he was there and then he went home.

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Speaker 1: I heard he was at the airport with Igaz there.

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Speaker 1: I actually worked with a guy who got fired because

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Speaker 1: he was on the air. It wasn't a holiday, but

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Speaker 1: Mama started calling her all kinds of names, like a

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Speaker 1: out over the air. Shut up. But I did work

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Speaker 1: with him. He got fired for the Yeah got it,

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Speaker 1: bunny though. Well, when we first started doing all this

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Speaker 1: Some listener tweeted me and said, I hear you yelling

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Speaker 1: at your dog on the air. At least was like

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Speaker 1: the peanut butter. Keep liking the peanut butter. So like

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Speaker 1: a peanut butter. If I wouldn't be yelling at him,

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Speaker 1: I'd be speaking nicely. What was that? What do the

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Speaker 1: voice the way that guy on the radio, Michael Ray

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Speaker 1: Sawyer come like the peanut butter Sawyer? Can you rescue

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Speaker 1: a dog from a person's house? Can we rescue that?

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Speaker 1: He's never done that? Can't? I can't? I say something?

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Speaker 1: All right? You guys remember kaza and like Lime and

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Speaker 1: you would download either music or porn. Can I tell

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Speaker 1: this story? Are you looking at me? What do you want?

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Speaker 1: You looking at me? Every once in a while, they

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Speaker 1: would label porn, something like milf whatever, right, and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: not something disturbing. I think this is how Two Girls,

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Speaker 1: say if some of the things I saw on mislabeled porn,

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Speaker 1: but it has scarred me for like, what is that

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Speaker 1: one thing you saw online that you have images of

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Speaker 1: to this day that you have PTSD? Like this is

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Speaker 1: where you guys, don't did you know? Did you know

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Speaker 1: the butt can turn inside out? I've seen that. Someone

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Speaker 1: sent me a picture, you know what. I you know

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Speaker 1: what I can't let you see. But it wasn't a picture.

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Speaker 1: When I got my nose done, I when I went

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Speaker 1: read how they did it, and it said that it

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Speaker 1: pulled back all the skin of my So what you

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Speaker 1: just described, that's like the butt thing. Gandhi, you seem

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Speaker 1: rather quiet. I have so many things. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: think of things that I don't want other people to

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Speaker 1: go look up because it would be traumatizing for them. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so for me, you know how I feel about animals.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever watched the way they get skin for

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Speaker 1: anything that is like reptile and I don't want to

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Speaker 1: if you watch it. They have to get it off

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Speaker 1: of the animal while it's alive, because once it dies,

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Speaker 1: the skin changes. It's not as like they are literally

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Speaker 1: peeling these animals like fucking potails. And anybody wears this stuff,

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Speaker 1: you are a monster. You know. I sold my panda coat.

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Speaker 1: I don't have it anymore. And the animals must be screened. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's disgusting. And for all the people who are like,

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Speaker 1: well if you eat me, it's typo critical blah blah blah,

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Speaker 1: there are I mean, first of all, you're right, it is,

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Speaker 1: but second of all, they do not kill these things

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Speaker 1: in the same way. Yeah, it's just foul, so awful.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's like, don't wear for that. Don't look up.

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Speaker 1: How to express your dog's anial glands? I think that's

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Speaker 1: the picture I saw. Yeah, Frog, we went over on Monday,

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Speaker 1: we went over yesterday. Today. We're a little under but

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Speaker 1: you know what I think we're I think we can

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Speaker 1: end it on that. We cannot. You ask, you know,

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Speaker 1: you didn't have to answer, Gandhi. This is where you

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Speaker 1: it was mislabeled. You didn't know what it was. Well,

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Speaker 1: large collection on the stereo area, sometimes to be porn tapes,

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Speaker 1: but they were labeled things he liked that I wouldn't so,

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Speaker 1: like it was one tape it was like, uh, Pearl Hark,

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Speaker 1: saw him put it away once. I'm like, why he

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Speaker 1: And one day she and her cousin snuck and all

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Speaker 1: it was was a belly dancer with her tonel. She

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Speaker 1: was like, he never wanted me, but he watched it

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Speaker 1: all the time that I found my dad's super eight

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. I was probably eleven

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Speaker 1: or twelve, and so I scotch taped it together. I

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Speaker 1: hoped he would never watch it again. It was called

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