WEBVTT - Episode 312: CAN YOU GIVE ME A MINUTE?! 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:02.600 He's hovering and I'm like, hey, you want to give 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:06.200 me a minute. I'm trying to like figure out my undergarments. Here. 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:09.680 Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:21.680 Helloa Me. Now you have great hooded sweatshirts. This is 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:24.480 from Abercrombie. I'm really into it. It kind of gave 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:27.680 a little free thing at the Super Bowl and I 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:29.520 love it, but it's gonna cut me off, so I 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:31.880 gotta like prop it up, you know, like I needed 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:33.840 to prop myself up when I saw you this weekend. 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:37.320 We'll get into that. Welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast. 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:40.240 Aaron and I had a meltdown. It was simultaneous with 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:43.200 one another thing. God misery loves company. Oh. I don't 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:46.800 brush my hair anymore. I really don't brush my hair. 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:48.360 In fact, Steve said the other day, are you gonna 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:50.840 brush your hair? And I was like, I really don't 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:53.199 because I just I just use my fingers and run 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:55.680 my fingers to my hair. All Right, you guys, we 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.920 are what are we in? We're in March? Oh my god, normal, 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:03.720 We're March. It's our off season. But we have a 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.800 lot of things also going on. At all times, like 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:07.319 me trying to get the heat to work in this 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:11.560 place that I'm at. Jimmy Johnson was retired. We're going 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:14.240 to talk about that. We're going to talk about Aaron's 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:17.240 project that she's working on. She wants some help. I'm 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:18.920 not even sure what that's about, but we look forward 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:23.479 to that. Aaron and I talked off off camera when 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:26.040 we were together the past couple of days about Alex 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:30.440 Earl and our affinity for her post that she did 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:34.320 and exposing acne and the whole thing. So we'll discuss that. 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:39.520 What else we got, girl, Well, we alluded to it earlier, 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:42.040 trying to do our own makeup and get ready. Look, 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:45.040 I get it. This sounds self centered, but we both 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:48.400 had we both had a meltdown about it, and I 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:51.000 think it's a funny conversation because there are a lot 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:53.520 of women now, according to these videos that I try 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:55.600 to watch to help myself, that can do this and 0:01:55.720 --> 0:02:01.000 have great tricks and tricks. I am a massive failure 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:02.920 with it, and I want to talk a little bit 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:06.600 about it. You got a new therapist I need to 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.160 go back with. That's something I think we should talk about. 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:14.320 I love that and getting appointments done in the off season. 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:17.120 I have started that. I went to a dermatologist, I 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:19.520 got a skin check. I am working on a little 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.040 situation above my lip. I want to convince you to go. 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:25.480 The time of year, I always try to get stuff done, 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:29.079 but there is such a massive fear when doing all 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:31.200 this because I don't want to hear any bad news. 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.600 You know, no, but I also want to do an 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.680 elective procedure. And then I feel like there, I was like, well, 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.920 the downtime is four to six weeks and not trying 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.600 to sound so busy, but there isn't a four to 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:43.960 six window. So then all of a sudden, I'm like, 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:46.399 I'm going to be eighty years old by the time 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.359 I get the elective facelifts that I want. All right, 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:54.840 so let's start with our friend are now former colleague. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:58.560 I hate saying that I know coach Jimmy Johnson, the 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.560 Hall of Fame coach Jimmy Johnson, and announced his retirement 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:06.600 on Monday from Fox after thirty What years are we at? 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:09.920 I think we're twenty eight, maybe because Jimmy came so 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:12.440 Terry and Howie were the first. That's thirty two years. 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:15.359 So we'll look it up or Ryan, let us know, Ryan, 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:17.400 how many years. I want to say it's twenty eight, 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:23.320 But either way, an unbelievable broadcasting career after his Hall 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:26.040 of Fame coaching career. I just yeah, I want us 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:28.920 each to say a highlight about Jimmy. I'll start by saying, 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:34.480 Jimmy has a way of just making everyone feel like 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:38.640 they belong. He is, his ability to walk into any room. 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:42.920 The speeches he gave over all the years were unbelievable. 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:47.760 His storytelling you guys, You're like, he's just there's a 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:49.800 reason he was a coach. But yeah, he had an 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:53.680 infectious he still does. He has an infectious personality. And 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:55.920 I found this video of him and I a couple 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:58.440 of years ago dancing on set, and I just so good. 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:01.000 I just that is like a girl cosm of who 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:04.160 he is. He's just the absolute best. And I love 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:06.600 him dearly and I will miss him, and I'm actually 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:10.680 gonna go see him this off season down in Florida 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:12.040 to spend some time with him. But I just love 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.280 him so much, so I'm gonna miss him on Sunday. Wait, 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:17.600 you are Why am I not invited? Yeah? You're always invited? 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.480 What are you guys doing. You're going fishing. We're going fishing. 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:25.800 Christ He's the best, he is. I kind of was 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.320 wondering if this was going to happen because we talked 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:32.440 about our setup for Super Bowl and we had a 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.159 great like meeting room area, well a whole section of 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:37.080 a meeting room with it was like kind of a 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:39.520 common area, and then all these rooms and Coach was 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:41.919 there like every day all day. I mean, I was 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:44.400 doing fittings. I was trying to my Super Bowl outfit. 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:47.880 I was running in, running out, and he I'll never 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:50.640 forget this. I won't ever forget this. This isn't my 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:52.680 Jimmy story, but it's what I'm gonna tell. So he 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:57.559 was getting ready to go sit down with Andy Reid 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:02.520 for his Super Bowl feature and I walked in and 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.160 I was like, hey, Coach, and I think we're all 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:07.280 kind of breathing fired. Did we all go out? What 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:09.760 were we doing? Or was this the day after we 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:13.040 filmed Lady Gaga. Something was going on and I was like, hey, Coach, 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.400 what are you doing? He goes, well, get ready go 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:18.000 sit down with Andy Reid. Aaron, if you had one 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:20.240 question for Andy Reid, what would it be and I 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:23.160 was like, the fact you're asking me this is so sweet. 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:26.680 You are absolutely right. You hit the head on then 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:28.920 did you hit the head on the nails on the henail? 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:33.720 You hit the nail on the hose. He just makes 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:36.480 everyone feel part of the team. He makes everyone feel 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:38.919 like they belong. I'm so grateful for that. I just 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:41.159 put it up on my Instagram that one of my 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:44.520 favorite things about Coach is those check ins during the 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:46.800 break before they're about to throw it to you for 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:50.560 your feature good and they're all like goofy kids. They're 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.800 like hey, hey, hey girl, and they all want to 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:55.520 say hi, and they're doing it at the same time, 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:58.480 and Coach is always like, I love the outfit, what's 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:02.120 the weather like out there? My hair blown? Or what's 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:05.440 the crowd doing? You know? Yeah? I adore him and 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:09.280 it doesn't feel real. It won't really feel real until we, 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.760 you know, kick off this season. But we love you, Coach. 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:14.400 You're so amazing. I'll come back every now and then, 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:18.320 don't I just I hope. So you know, Jimmy is 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:21.320 forever a family member of Fox, and I think and 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:24.400 Ryan told us it is thirty one years, which is incredible, 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:28.160 but on the Collin Coward Show, where he announced his 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:31.920 retirement on Monday, He said that even with all of 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:35.400 the incredible teams that he coached and the National Championships 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:39.080 and the Super Bowls, that Fox was his number one 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:41.359 and like the most fun that he's ever had in 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.640 his career. And I think that that just tells you 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:47.160 everything you need to know about being a part of Fox. So, Coach, 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:49.599 we love you, enjoy retirement. I can't wait to go 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:52.599 fishing with you. And obviously you never need an invite 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:54.640 back to any of our shows. We love you, We 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:56.919 love you, We love you. He is so sweet and 0:06:56.960 --> 0:07:02.400 that hair always looks so bad. That hair exactly, Oh 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.839 my god, yes, his hair. And also about Coach, he 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:08.880 wore a suit. Wow, Like where's this suit? Wow? He's 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:12.320 you know, but he does like he just always looks 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:16.120 so dapper and he's so great. Last thing I'll say 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.480 fun fact about Coach because I love music on the 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:20.320 set in the morning, Like I need to wake people 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:22.080 up at his seven o'clock in the morning. We got 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:24.360 to like get the mat so like I always ask 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.320 the guys, like what was the pregame music you listen 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:28.000 to listen to? When you were a player, what do 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:30.000 you want right now? Like just like different vives. I 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:32.640 mean this could go from like fifty cent to boys 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:35.400 de mend or whatever. Coach walks on set one day 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:37.240 and I go, coach, what's your pump up music? What 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:38.960 do you want to listen to? He goes Celene Dion. 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:43.000 I go what. He goes, love Celene Dion, listen to 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:44.840 her all the time. I go, that's your pump up music. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:48.239 He goes, yeah, that are h andre Bocelli. I go, wow, 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:51.080 what a renaissance man. You are a coach Celene Dion 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:54.560 and Andre Bocelli, my man. He also taught me you 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:58.720 can open a Heineken with your Super Bowl ring shot. 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:01.000 That's amazing. We have a Beureau opener. 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:03.000 So he showed me, well, I got one right here, 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:06.480 and I showed him this was actually this year. 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.440 I showed him a picture of my first NFC championship. 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:12.120 I worked with Fox. We didn't have the Super Bowl 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.560 that year, and I said, coach, look, this is the 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:16.400 picture of when you showed me how you can do it. 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:17.760 And he goes, yep, and I'm going to do it 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:21.640 tonight too. It's so good. I hope he's having a 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:24.040 six pack of Heineken Light right now, his favorite drink 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:36.440 of choice. We love you, coach, So mamio. Okay, so 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:40.360 this past what was it this past weekend? We were 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:46.520 together being a knowledge while me, Okay, you're ridiculous. Kelly 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:51.520 Stafford had a wonderful h infertility charity that she chosen, 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:54.880 infertility that she's a part of. We know how much 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:57.600 it means to you, and she's done an incredible job 0:08:57.880 --> 0:09:00.520 giving back into that community. So we were happy to 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:03.160 go and support her. But this is classics. So Erin 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:05.920 and I we're going to go together, and it turns 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:07.800 into like, okay, well what are you gonna wear? Because 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:10.040 it's like semi formal. You don't want to be too formal, 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:11.520 but you don't want to like not show up and 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:15.160 make an effort. Cocktail and black tie are so difficult 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:17.800 to get ready for. And I'm sorry, like it just 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:22.240 is I have interview sideline or yoga pants. That's what 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:24.360 I know what to get ready for, you know, totally. 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.880 So Erin on the text change, she goes, I'm wearing 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:31.560 just refer to Jalen Hurts NFC Championship interview, to which 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:34.000 I went on her Instagram and I was like, what 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:36.680 was that? And I was like, oh, that's great, But yeah, 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:40.400 I'm with you. I don't I don't like this is 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:42.200 our and this is I'm going to preface all this. 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:45.760 Eron and I sound like bitches, Yes exactly. Erin and 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.800 I are so lucky that we have a job where 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:52.600 someone can get us dressed. Someone tells us just what 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:54.719 to wear. This is going to look great, put that on. 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.680 By the way we do it. If we're on national 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:00.720 television with the millions of people watching, there should be 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:04.360 someone that does it. Because you don't want me going on. Well, actually, 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:07.720 we've seen footage of that cut to es. We've seen 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.960 footage of when I dress myself and do my own 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:12.360 hair and think that weave looks good. We don't want 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:16.680 that higher than professionals. Aaron has taught me a lot 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:20.160 of things in this industry. Number one is you pay 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:22.640 for what you get. Like I there's a lot of 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.200 times I'm just like I don't want to pay for that. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:25.959 I don't want to pay for that. And it's true, 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.120 like you get to alter, you get out of it 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:29.920 what you put into it, put into it. You got 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.920 to alter your freakin' outfits, you've got to spend the 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:35.120 money on hair and makeup, like, okay, so we are 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:41.080 very very fortunate, exactly. And that said, I can't. I 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:44.359 don't even brush my hair obviously when I'm not on television. 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:46.840 I don't like doing my hair. I don't like doing 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:49.480 my makeup. There's a reason I've taken my extensions out, 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:51.480 there's a reason I've taken my fake eyelashes off, my 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:53.560 fake nails, all of it, just because I don't want 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:55.920 the upkeep of any of it when it's awesome. So 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:59.280 then trying to get ready and look presentable, I end 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.800 up putting on so much makeup it looks like MAP 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.280 did my makeup and I don't mean the brand, and 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:06.480 you ran back. I mean, you're a child. It's like, 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:10.440 here's a cran, just start putting on. So yeah, so 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:13.120 Aaron and I both had these moments where we're like, 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:16.000 we're not good at this, So cue up all of 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:18.600 our professional friends that do these things. We need tips 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:24.640 and tricks. Jamie, Dominique, Jillian whoever, how do we get ready? Ailey, Kyie. 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:27.360 I'm gonna see Jamie and Kylie tomorrow and I need 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:31.079 some tips. I just am blown away at the women 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:34.400 on Instagram and TikTok that do all these things, and 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:37.040 then the powder and then the thing here, the thing here, 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:39.360 Like I do it and I think it looked great, 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:41.080 and then I see a picture and I'm like, hey, 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:44.360 my other thing is I'm going through a real situation 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:47.840 with this hair right now. I have damaged it incredibly. 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:51.120 There are broken pieces. What I thought was Friz the 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:53.760 other night at Kelly's event. No, that's just broken hair. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.520 I don't know if it's because I slicked it back 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:58.800 so much and then maybe I combed through it that 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:01.079 I was flicking it bad back with a bad pride. 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:04.120 I don't see the broken stuff. Really, it's awful. I 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.840 now have a new set of bangs. All of this 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:11.679 is all broken. And it's not like I'm overprocessed because 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:13.760 I don't do my hair that much. I Am just 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:16.640 going to do the grays and then let this kind 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:19.160 of calm down. But I do know it's like the 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.960 styling that we do a lot of the heat is 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:25.640 what's I've just never had my hair in this bad 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:28.959 a shape. So yeah, cut to the event this weekend 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:31.240 and I was trying to do it, and my sweet 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:33.679 husband came home from golfing and he wanted to just 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:37.400 be with us six and he came back and I'm 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:40.480 like having a full blown meltdown in the bathroom and 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:42.400 he's like, what's wrong, and I'm like, I just I 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:45.840 look like shit. I look like shit. He goes, I'm like, 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:47.760 this is why I don't get myself ready because I 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:49.880 look and he's like, okay, what can I do? And 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:52.560 like he had picked my outfit. He wanted me to 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:55.839 wear this dress because I don't wear dresses often. He's like, yeah, 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:58.520 that looks should you should? Though you look great in 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:00.920 a dress or that skirt that you wore for it 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:02.800 was a different interview. You wore that scirt, was it 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:06.520 Saquan or though no, the dress too for the Jordan's 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:11.880 Love interview. Again, I'm good when someone plans it all out. 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:14.960 But and then I tried to that was for an interview. 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:16.679 I did this dress I had on and I put 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:19.400 it on. I'm like, I just this bra and I've 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:21.800 brought like I've got like a sports bra, like I 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:24.440 need my boobs, like it's just and he was like 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:28.800 and then God love him and he's so helpful. He 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:31.800 is so helpful. He's like, oh, like just because I 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.480 got I got my spank's on, and my spanks look 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:36.960 weird and I've got a four boob situation here, and 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:38.800 I'm like, this doesn't work. I don't know where the 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:41.520 bra was that I wore this outfit with. And my 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:44.040 man just wants to know, Hey, so when do I 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:46.400 tell the uber to get us? Like because? And so 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:49.120 he's like covering and he's hovering, and I'm trying to 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.600 take the layer of spangs off and now I'm nude 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.800 and crazy, and he's like he's hovering and I'm like, hey, 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:56.920 you want to give me a minute. I'm trying to 0:13:56.960 --> 0:14:00.840 like figure out my undergarments here, Like he hasn't done 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:03.600 anything wrong. And we get in the car and then 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:05.800 he's like, I know he's so afraid to tell me 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:07.240 the ubers era. I know it. 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:10.120 I know it because I can feel it. He's like, hey, 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.560 no pressure, but the uber's here. I can hold him 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:15.440 for a bit. I'm not even ready because I'm not. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:19.800 So now you know this better than anyone. I'm packing 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:21.480 an overnight bag to your house. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.640 Yeah, I'm packing an overnight bag with this harum back 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:28.640 up fucking hair spray. All the makeup and we show 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:30.480 up at your house and I couldn't stop talking about 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:32.560 the overnight bag. I'm like, I've got an overnight bag 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:35.480 and they need to fix how ungry I look, No, 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.680 this is okay. Two four things that I need to 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:42.600 expand upon in this So this moment where it's like you, 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.400 I don't plan ahead with these outfits because I'm like, oh, 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:47.600 I'll just finds something, like I'm sure there's something in 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.680 there that works well. Then I get in there and 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.440 I'm like, the something that I thought was hanging it 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:53.400 is nowhere to be found. Now I can't find the 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:55.560 piece that goes under the other something. And now I'm 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:57.960 and now I'm in my bathing suit drawer looking for 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:01.080 the undergarment that's supposed to go undeath the because I'm like, 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:04.080 maybe someone thought this was a bathing suit cover up 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:05.720 and they put it away. I don't know what's going on. 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:07.600 So now I'm in Steve's drawer, I'm looking for all 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.360 this stuff and now there's just the dry cleaning has 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:13.760 been ripped open. The hangers are all over the place, literally, 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:17.520 and You're like, looks like this is crazy. If like 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.120 somebody supper comes in, They're going to be appalled and 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.680 we're like, we die and someone has to come pick 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:24.560 our outfit out for our funeral. They're gonna be like, 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:28.640 these people are slob slobs exactly, well the outfit funeral 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:30.400 outfit I should or I should just hang that up 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:32.800 and be like for my funeral. So no one hears 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:35.560 where the departments are in the bathing suit drawer. But 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:39.320 that brings me to the bar where you stay to Jared, 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:42.240 can you give me a minute? There is nothing I hate, 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:44.520 And I know he was not doing this. The hovering 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:47.600 I don't need you, I don't need this is this 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.840 is Steve has definitely learned very early on, I don't 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.200 want you around when I'm getting ready, because now I 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:55.840 want you saying after I've tried on the fifth dress, 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.040 being like wait, I like that first one better. I'm 0:15:58.080 --> 0:15:59.720 not asking you. I'm not asking You're not a part 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:03.880 of this process. And then so Steve's very good about 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:06.600 he just goes downstairs and then he's like he'll he'll 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.200 yell up from downstairs, you got ten minutes, and I'm 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:11.480 like okay, or like time check, you got fifteen minutes whatever? 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:16.720 Oh WILLI okay? So the other night, the other night 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:18.920 we went on a date night, but this is the 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:21.600 night before we went out on our thing. I'm like, 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:23.960 you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna try something 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.600 new with the makeup. I've been watching the tutorials. Because 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:29.840 I do, I get sucked in. I get suckered in. Yeah, 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:32.720 I get suckered in where it's like, I'll tell you 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:34.840 why I never told you this because it didn't make 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:36.920 it past the date night. So I'm up there and 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:39.600 I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna try this cat 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:41.320 I thing. I think I can do it. I watched 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:44.360 the tutorial or you just draw one straight line up 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.720 and then just do one little line over, so it 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:49.480 shouldn't be that hard. I nailed this eye like like 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:51.000 got it in two seconds. I was like, oh this 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:53.400 is oh my god, this is so easy. Great. I've 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:55.480 always wanted to do a cat I oh no, and 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:58.440 move over to this one. I can't get it. The flap, 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:00.560 the flappy skin is in the way of this one. 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:02.080 We're trying to hold it up there. So now we've 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:05.120 just got a sharpie that's like this big black mark here. 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:06.879 So now I'm getting the toilet paper and I'm wiping 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:08.600 it off. Now it looks like I have a black eye. 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.159 Now we're rubbing the whole thing. Now, I'm like, god, 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:12.879 damn it, I don't want to have to take it 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:15.000 off this side because this side isn't working, So I'm 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:17.639 gonna keep trying. Steve goes, are you okay up there? 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:19.439 I mean I was up there for like twenty minutes. Okay. 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:23.000 I finally walked downstairs and he goes, what's wrong? And 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:25.960 I was like, I tried something new and he's like, yeah, 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:29.040 were you crying at this point, like my face is red, 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:31.719 the makeup's propped, and I go, this is why we 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:33.920 can't get ready to go out now, baby, I don't 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:35.200 need you to get ready to go out. And I'm 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:37.080 like no, but I want to be the like hot 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:39.880 girl that's like goes out with a boyfriend. And it's 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:41.680 like I'm gonna put on like a sexy dress and 0:17:41.680 --> 0:17:43.800 I'm gonna do something like fun underneath. So then it's like, 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:45.320 well we're at dinner, I'm like, hey, guess what, I 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:48.160 have one underneath their No, I forfeited the whole thing 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:49.840 because at that point I was just pissed off. I 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:52.120 couldn't do the fucking makeup. So that's why the next 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:53.639 night when we had our thing, I said, I'm not 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:55.439 even trying anything. I put my hair half up. It 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:58.280 was half. Steve goes, hey, your hair's like all dark underneath. 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:00.600 I was like, yeah, I know, because I haven't done 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:02.480 it under there. I don't care because but it's like 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:05.520 brown under there. And I was like, okay, enough, don't care, 0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:08.520 just mailing it in. I tried, it didn't work, can't 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:13.200 do a cat I over it. This is I agree, 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:16.000 this is whent to the point I screamed, this is 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:20.360 why I don't go out anywhere. And I do love 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:22.520 it because I can see Steve like trying to figure 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:23.840 out do you want me to come in? Do you 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:25.320 want me to help you on zip the dress? You 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:27.159 need me to help me? And then how about this 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:29.840 when they are helping you zip and like, I'm annoyed 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:31.679 and I've got the extensions in, He's like, hey, I 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:34.320 need you to hold your hair up? No, no, you 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:36.479 don't move it. How About when I went to how 0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:38.040 about when I put the hand chain on? Because I'm like, 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:40.760 you know what I'm gonna do? This is god? I 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:44.640 can't Guy are you in like a like a devil video? 0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:48.919 What's going on? This is my wild organizing my jewelry. 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:50.160 And I was like, oh my god, I forgot about 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:52.479 this really pretty hand chain, so I'm gonna put that on. Well, 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:54.879 I can't put it on by myself. It's like one 0:18:54.920 --> 0:18:56.760 of those ones that you have to have somebody else 0:18:56.800 --> 0:18:58.679 help you. So I'm like, hey, can you come up 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:01.880 here and help me with this big pause. He's like, 0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:04.640 it's like a really fragile chain, and so because he's 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:07.199 not doing it, yeah, like I'm like, you have to 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:09.280 do this. So now five minutes of attempting to put 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:11.520 on the fucking hand chain, I'm like, forget it, forget it. 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:13.720