Speaker 1: He's hovering and I'm like, hey, you want to give
Speaker 1: me a minute. I'm trying to like figure out my undergarments. Here.
Speaker 1: Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: Helloa Me. Now you have great hooded sweatshirts. This is
Speaker 1: from Abercrombie. I'm really into it. It kind of gave
Speaker 1: a little free thing at the Super Bowl and I
Speaker 1: love it, but it's gonna cut me off, so I
Speaker 1: gotta like prop it up, you know, like I needed
Speaker 1: to prop myself up when I saw you this weekend.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that. Welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast.
Speaker 1: Aaron and I had a meltdown. It was simultaneous with
Speaker 1: one another thing. God misery loves company. Oh. I don't
Speaker 1: brush my hair anymore. I really don't brush my hair.
Speaker 1: In fact, Steve said the other day, are you gonna
Speaker 1: brush your hair? And I was like, I really don't
Speaker 1: because I just I just use my fingers and run
Speaker 1: my fingers to my hair. All Right, you guys, we
Speaker 1: are what are we in? We're in March? Oh my god, normal,
Speaker 1: We're March. It's our off season. But we have a
Speaker 1: lot of things also going on. At all times, like
Speaker 1: me trying to get the heat to work in this
Speaker 1: place that I'm at. Jimmy Johnson was retired. We're going
Speaker 1: to talk about that. We're going to talk about Aaron's
Speaker 1: project that she's working on. She wants some help. I'm
Speaker 1: not even sure what that's about, but we look forward
Speaker 1: to that. Aaron and I talked off off camera when
Speaker 1: we were together the past couple of days about Alex
Speaker 1: Earl and our affinity for her post that she did
Speaker 1: and exposing acne and the whole thing. So we'll discuss that.
Speaker 1: What else we got, girl, Well, we alluded to it earlier,
Speaker 1: trying to do our own makeup and get ready. Look,
Speaker 1: I get it. This sounds self centered, but we both
Speaker 1: had we both had a meltdown about it, and I
Speaker 1: think it's a funny conversation because there are a lot
Speaker 1: of women now, according to these videos that I try
Speaker 1: to watch to help myself, that can do this and
Speaker 1: have great tricks and tricks. I am a massive failure
Speaker 1: with it, and I want to talk a little bit
Speaker 1: about it. You got a new therapist I need to
Speaker 1: go back with. That's something I think we should talk about.
Speaker 1: I love that and getting appointments done in the off season.
Speaker 1: I have started that. I went to a dermatologist, I
Speaker 1: got a skin check. I am working on a little
Speaker 1: situation above my lip. I want to convince you to go.
Speaker 1: The time of year, I always try to get stuff done,
Speaker 1: but there is such a massive fear when doing all
Speaker 1: this because I don't want to hear any bad news.
Speaker 1: You know, no, but I also want to do an
Speaker 1: elective procedure. And then I feel like there, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: the downtime is four to six weeks and not trying
Speaker 1: to sound so busy, but there isn't a four to
Speaker 1: six window. So then all of a sudden, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be eighty years old by the time
Speaker 1: I get the elective facelifts that I want. All right,
Speaker 1: so let's start with our friend are now former colleague.
Speaker 1: I hate saying that I know coach Jimmy Johnson, the
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame coach Jimmy Johnson, and announced his retirement
Speaker 1: on Monday from Fox after thirty What years are we at?
Speaker 1: I think we're twenty eight, maybe because Jimmy came so
Speaker 1: Terry and Howie were the first. That's thirty two years.
Speaker 1: So we'll look it up or Ryan, let us know, Ryan,
Speaker 1: how many years. I want to say it's twenty eight,
Speaker 1: But either way, an unbelievable broadcasting career after his Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame coaching career. I just yeah, I want us
Speaker 1: each to say a highlight about Jimmy. I'll start by saying,
Speaker 1: Jimmy has a way of just making everyone feel like
Speaker 1: they belong. He is, his ability to walk into any room.
Speaker 1: The speeches he gave over all the years were unbelievable.
Speaker 1: His storytelling you guys, You're like, he's just there's a
Speaker 1: reason he was a coach. But yeah, he had an
Speaker 1: infectious he still does. He has an infectious personality. And
Speaker 1: I found this video of him and I a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago dancing on set, and I just so good.
Speaker 1: I just that is like a girl cosm of who
Speaker 1: he is. He's just the absolute best. And I love
Speaker 1: him dearly and I will miss him, and I'm actually
Speaker 1: gonna go see him this off season down in Florida
Speaker 1: to spend some time with him. But I just love
Speaker 1: him so much, so I'm gonna miss him on Sunday. Wait,
Speaker 1: you are Why am I not invited? Yeah? You're always invited?
Speaker 1: What are you guys doing. You're going fishing. We're going fishing.
Speaker 1: Christ He's the best, he is. I kind of was
Speaker 1: wondering if this was going to happen because we talked
Speaker 1: about our setup for Super Bowl and we had a
Speaker 1: great like meeting room area, well a whole section of
Speaker 1: a meeting room with it was like kind of a
Speaker 1: common area, and then all these rooms and Coach was
Speaker 1: there like every day all day. I mean, I was
Speaker 1: doing fittings. I was trying to my Super Bowl outfit.
Speaker 1: I was running in, running out, and he I'll never
Speaker 1: forget this. I won't ever forget this. This isn't my
Speaker 1: Jimmy story, but it's what I'm gonna tell. So he
Speaker 1: was getting ready to go sit down with Andy Reid
Speaker 1: for his Super Bowl feature and I walked in and
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, Coach, and I think we're all
Speaker 1: kind of breathing fired. Did we all go out? What
Speaker 1: were we doing? Or was this the day after we
Speaker 1: filmed Lady Gaga. Something was going on and I was like, hey, Coach,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? He goes, well, get ready go
Speaker 1: sit down with Andy Reid. Aaron, if you had one
Speaker 1: question for Andy Reid, what would it be and I
Speaker 1: was like, the fact you're asking me this is so sweet.
Speaker 1: You are absolutely right. You hit the head on then
Speaker 1: did you hit the head on the nails on the henail?
Speaker 1: You hit the nail on the hose. He just makes
Speaker 1: everyone feel part of the team. He makes everyone feel
Speaker 1: like they belong. I'm so grateful for that. I just
Speaker 1: put it up on my Instagram that one of my
Speaker 1: favorite things about Coach is those check ins during the
Speaker 1: break before they're about to throw it to you for
Speaker 1: your feature good and they're all like goofy kids. They're
Speaker 1: like hey, hey, hey girl, and they all want to
Speaker 1: say hi, and they're doing it at the same time,
Speaker 1: and Coach is always like, I love the outfit, what's
Speaker 1: the weather like out there? My hair blown? Or what's
Speaker 1: the crowd doing? You know? Yeah? I adore him and
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel real. It won't really feel real until we,
Speaker 1: you know, kick off this season. But we love you, Coach.
Speaker 1: You're so amazing. I'll come back every now and then,
Speaker 1: don't I just I hope. So you know, Jimmy is
Speaker 1: forever a family member of Fox, and I think and
Speaker 1: Ryan told us it is thirty one years, which is incredible,
Speaker 1: but on the Collin Coward Show, where he announced his
Speaker 1: retirement on Monday, He said that even with all of
Speaker 1: the incredible teams that he coached and the National Championships
Speaker 1: and the Super Bowls, that Fox was his number one
Speaker 1: and like the most fun that he's ever had in
Speaker 1: his career. And I think that that just tells you
Speaker 1: everything you need to know about being a part of Fox. So, Coach,
Speaker 1: we love you, enjoy retirement. I can't wait to go
Speaker 1: fishing with you. And obviously you never need an invite
Speaker 1: back to any of our shows. We love you, We
Speaker 1: love you, We love you. He is so sweet and
Speaker 1: that hair always looks so bad. That hair exactly, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, yes, his hair. And also about Coach, he
Speaker 1: wore a suit. Wow, Like where's this suit? Wow? He's
Speaker 1: you know, but he does like he just always looks
Speaker 1: so dapper and he's so great. Last thing I'll say
Speaker 1: fun fact about Coach because I love music on the
Speaker 1: set in the morning, Like I need to wake people
Speaker 1: up at his seven o'clock in the morning. We got
Speaker 1: to like get the mat so like I always ask
Speaker 1: the guys, like what was the pregame music you listen
Speaker 1: to listen to? When you were a player, what do
Speaker 1: you want right now? Like just like different vives. I
Speaker 1: mean this could go from like fifty cent to boys
Speaker 1: de mend or whatever. Coach walks on set one day
Speaker 1: and I go, coach, what's your pump up music? What
Speaker 1: do you want to listen to? He goes Celene Dion.
Speaker 1: I go what. He goes, love Celene Dion, listen to
Speaker 1: her all the time. I go, that's your pump up music.
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, that are h andre Bocelli. I go, wow,
Speaker 1: what a renaissance man. You are a coach Celene Dion
Speaker 1: and Andre Bocelli, my man. He also taught me you
Speaker 1: can open a Heineken with your Super Bowl ring shot.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. We have a Beureau opener.
Speaker 2: So he showed me, well, I got one right here,
Speaker 2: and I showed him this was actually this year.
Speaker 1: I showed him a picture of my first NFC championship.
Speaker 1: I worked with Fox. We didn't have the Super Bowl
Speaker 1: that year, and I said, coach, look, this is the
Speaker 1: picture of when you showed me how you can do it.
Speaker 1: And he goes, yep, and I'm going to do it
Speaker 1: tonight too. It's so good. I hope he's having a
Speaker 1: six pack of Heineken Light right now, his favorite drink
Speaker 1: of choice. We love you, coach, So mamio. Okay, so
Speaker 1: this past what was it this past weekend? We were
Speaker 1: together being a knowledge while me, Okay, you're ridiculous. Kelly
Speaker 1: Stafford had a wonderful h infertility charity that she chosen,
Speaker 1: infertility that she's a part of. We know how much
Speaker 1: it means to you, and she's done an incredible job
Speaker 1: giving back into that community. So we were happy to
Speaker 1: go and support her. But this is classics. So Erin
Speaker 1: and I we're going to go together, and it turns
Speaker 1: into like, okay, well what are you gonna wear? Because
Speaker 1: it's like semi formal. You don't want to be too formal,
Speaker 1: but you don't want to like not show up and
Speaker 1: make an effort. Cocktail and black tie are so difficult
Speaker 1: to get ready for. And I'm sorry, like it just
Speaker 1: is I have interview sideline or yoga pants. That's what
Speaker 1: I know what to get ready for, you know, totally.
Speaker 1: So Erin on the text change, she goes, I'm wearing
Speaker 1: just refer to Jalen Hurts NFC Championship interview, to which
Speaker 1: I went on her Instagram and I was like, what
Speaker 1: was that? And I was like, oh, that's great, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I don't I don't like this is
Speaker 1: our and this is I'm going to preface all this.
Speaker 1: Eron and I sound like bitches, Yes exactly. Erin and
Speaker 1: I are so lucky that we have a job where
Speaker 1: someone can get us dressed. Someone tells us just what
Speaker 1: to wear. This is going to look great, put that on.
Speaker 1: By the way we do it. If we're on national
Speaker 1: television with the millions of people watching, there should be
Speaker 1: someone that does it. Because you don't want me going on. Well, actually,
Speaker 1: we've seen footage of that cut to es. We've seen
Speaker 1: footage of when I dress myself and do my own
Speaker 1: hair and think that weave looks good. We don't want
Speaker 1: that higher than professionals. Aaron has taught me a lot
Speaker 1: of things in this industry. Number one is you pay
Speaker 1: for what you get. Like I there's a lot of
Speaker 1: times I'm just like I don't want to pay for that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to pay for that. And it's true,
Speaker 1: like you get to alter, you get out of it
Speaker 1: what you put into it, put into it. You got
Speaker 1: to alter your freakin' outfits, you've got to spend the
Speaker 1: money on hair and makeup, like, okay, so we are
Speaker 1: very very fortunate, exactly. And that said, I can't. I
Speaker 1: don't even brush my hair obviously when I'm not on television.
Speaker 1: I don't like doing my hair. I don't like doing
Speaker 1: my makeup. There's a reason I've taken my extensions out,
Speaker 1: there's a reason I've taken my fake eyelashes off, my
Speaker 1: fake nails, all of it, just because I don't want
Speaker 1: the upkeep of any of it when it's awesome. So
Speaker 1: then trying to get ready and look presentable, I end
Speaker 1: up putting on so much makeup it looks like MAP
Speaker 1: did my makeup and I don't mean the brand, and
Speaker 1: you ran back. I mean, you're a child. It's like,
Speaker 1: here's a cran, just start putting on. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: Aaron and I both had these moments where we're like,
Speaker 1: we're not good at this, So cue up all of
Speaker 1: our professional friends that do these things. We need tips
Speaker 1: and tricks. Jamie, Dominique, Jillian whoever, how do we get ready? Ailey, Kyie.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see Jamie and Kylie tomorrow and I need
Speaker 1: some tips. I just am blown away at the women
Speaker 1: on Instagram and TikTok that do all these things, and
Speaker 1: then the powder and then the thing here, the thing here,
Speaker 1: Like I do it and I think it looked great,
Speaker 1: and then I see a picture and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: my other thing is I'm going through a real situation
Speaker 1: with this hair right now. I have damaged it incredibly.
Speaker 1: There are broken pieces. What I thought was Friz the
Speaker 1: other night at Kelly's event. No, that's just broken hair.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because I slicked it back
Speaker 1: so much and then maybe I combed through it that
Speaker 1: I was flicking it bad back with a bad pride.
Speaker 1: I don't see the broken stuff. Really, it's awful. I
Speaker 1: now have a new set of bangs. All of this
Speaker 1: is all broken. And it's not like I'm overprocessed because
Speaker 1: I don't do my hair that much. I Am just
Speaker 1: going to do the grays and then let this kind
Speaker 1: of calm down. But I do know it's like the
Speaker 1: styling that we do a lot of the heat is
Speaker 1: what's I've just never had my hair in this bad
Speaker 1: a shape. So yeah, cut to the event this weekend
Speaker 1: and I was trying to do it, and my sweet
Speaker 1: husband came home from golfing and he wanted to just
Speaker 1: be with us six and he came back and I'm
Speaker 1: like having a full blown meltdown in the bathroom and
Speaker 1: he's like, what's wrong, and I'm like, I just I
Speaker 1: look like shit. I look like shit. He goes, I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is why I don't get myself ready because I
Speaker 1: look and he's like, okay, what can I do? And
Speaker 1: like he had picked my outfit. He wanted me to
Speaker 1: wear this dress because I don't wear dresses often. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that looks should you should? Though you look great in
Speaker 1: a dress or that skirt that you wore for it
Speaker 1: was a different interview. You wore that scirt, was it
Speaker 1: Saquan or though no, the dress too for the Jordan's
Speaker 1: Love interview. Again, I'm good when someone plans it all out.
Speaker 1: But and then I tried to that was for an interview.
Speaker 1: I did this dress I had on and I put
Speaker 1: it on. I'm like, I just this bra and I've
Speaker 1: brought like I've got like a sports bra, like I
Speaker 1: need my boobs, like it's just and he was like
Speaker 1: and then God love him and he's so helpful. He
Speaker 1: is so helpful. He's like, oh, like just because I
Speaker 1: got I got my spank's on, and my spanks look
Speaker 1: weird and I've got a four boob situation here, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, this doesn't work. I don't know where the
Speaker 1: bra was that I wore this outfit with. And my
Speaker 1: man just wants to know, Hey, so when do I
Speaker 1: tell the uber to get us? Like because? And so
Speaker 1: he's like covering and he's hovering, and I'm trying to
Speaker 1: take the layer of spangs off and now I'm nude
Speaker 1: and crazy, and he's like he's hovering and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to give me a minute. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: like figure out my undergarments here, Like he hasn't done
Speaker 1: anything wrong. And we get in the car and then
Speaker 1: he's like, I know he's so afraid to tell me
Speaker 1: the ubers era. I know it.
Speaker 2: I know it because I can feel it. He's like, hey,
Speaker 2: no pressure, but the uber's here. I can hold him
Speaker 2: for a bit. I'm not even ready because I'm not.
Speaker 2: So now you know this better than anyone. I'm packing
Speaker 2: an overnight bag to your house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm packing an overnight bag with this harum back
Speaker 1: up fucking hair spray. All the makeup and we show
Speaker 1: up at your house and I couldn't stop talking about
Speaker 1: the overnight bag. I'm like, I've got an overnight bag
Speaker 1: and they need to fix how ungry I look, No,
Speaker 1: this is okay. Two four things that I need to
Speaker 1: expand upon in this So this moment where it's like you,
Speaker 1: I don't plan ahead with these outfits because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll just finds something, like I'm sure there's something in
Speaker 1: there that works well. Then I get in there and
Speaker 1: I'm like, the something that I thought was hanging it
Speaker 1: is nowhere to be found. Now I can't find the
Speaker 1: piece that goes under the other something. And now I'm
Speaker 1: and now I'm in my bathing suit drawer looking for
Speaker 1: the undergarment that's supposed to go undeath the because I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe someone thought this was a bathing suit cover up
Speaker 1: and they put it away. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: So now I'm in Steve's drawer, I'm looking for all
Speaker 1: this stuff and now there's just the dry cleaning has
Speaker 1: been ripped open. The hangers are all over the place, literally,
Speaker 1: and You're like, looks like this is crazy. If like
Speaker 1: somebody supper comes in, They're going to be appalled and
Speaker 1: we're like, we die and someone has to come pick
Speaker 1: our outfit out for our funeral. They're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: these people are slob slobs exactly, well the outfit funeral
Speaker 1: outfit I should or I should just hang that up
Speaker 1: and be like for my funeral. So no one hears
Speaker 1: where the departments are in the bathing suit drawer. But
Speaker 1: that brings me to the bar where you stay to Jared,
Speaker 1: can you give me a minute? There is nothing I hate,
Speaker 1: And I know he was not doing this. The hovering
Speaker 1: I don't need you, I don't need this is this
Speaker 1: is Steve has definitely learned very early on, I don't
Speaker 1: want you around when I'm getting ready, because now I
Speaker 1: want you saying after I've tried on the fifth dress,
Speaker 1: being like wait, I like that first one better. I'm
Speaker 1: not asking you. I'm not asking You're not a part
Speaker 1: of this process. And then so Steve's very good about
Speaker 1: he just goes downstairs and then he's like he'll he'll
Speaker 1: yell up from downstairs, you got ten minutes, and I'm
Speaker 1: like okay, or like time check, you got fifteen minutes whatever?
Speaker 1: Oh WILLI okay? So the other night, the other night
Speaker 1: we went on a date night, but this is the
Speaker 1: night before we went out on our thing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna try something
Speaker 1: new with the makeup. I've been watching the tutorials. Because
Speaker 1: I do, I get sucked in. I get suckered in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get suckered in where it's like, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: why I never told you this because it didn't make
Speaker 1: it past the date night. So I'm up there and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna try this cat
Speaker 1: I thing. I think I can do it. I watched
Speaker 1: the tutorial or you just draw one straight line up
Speaker 1: and then just do one little line over, so it
Speaker 1: shouldn't be that hard. I nailed this eye like like
Speaker 1: got it in two seconds. I was like, oh this
Speaker 1: is oh my god, this is so easy. Great. I've
Speaker 1: always wanted to do a cat I oh no, and
Speaker 1: move over to this one. I can't get it. The flap,
Speaker 1: the flappy skin is in the way of this one.
Speaker 1: We're trying to hold it up there. So now we've
Speaker 1: just got a sharpie that's like this big black mark here.
Speaker 1: So now I'm getting the toilet paper and I'm wiping
Speaker 1: it off. Now it looks like I have a black eye.
Speaker 1: Now we're rubbing the whole thing. Now, I'm like, god,
Speaker 1: damn it, I don't want to have to take it
Speaker 1: off this side because this side isn't working, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep trying. Steve goes, are you okay up there?
Speaker 1: I mean I was up there for like twenty minutes. Okay.
Speaker 1: I finally walked downstairs and he goes, what's wrong? And
Speaker 1: I was like, I tried something new and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: were you crying at this point, like my face is red,
Speaker 1: the makeup's propped, and I go, this is why we
Speaker 1: can't get ready to go out now, baby, I don't
Speaker 1: need you to get ready to go out. And I'm
Speaker 1: like no, but I want to be the like hot
Speaker 1: girl that's like goes out with a boyfriend. And it's
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna put on like a sexy dress and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something like fun underneath. So then it's like,
Speaker 1: well we're at dinner, I'm like, hey, guess what, I
Speaker 1: have one underneath their No, I forfeited the whole thing
Speaker 1: because at that point I was just pissed off. I
Speaker 1: couldn't do the fucking makeup. So that's why the next
Speaker 1: night when we had our thing, I said, I'm not
Speaker 1: even trying anything. I put my hair half up. It
Speaker 1: was half. Steve goes, hey, your hair's like all dark underneath.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I know, because I haven't done
Speaker 1: it under there. I don't care because but it's like
Speaker 1: brown under there. And I was like, okay, enough, don't care,
Speaker 1: just mailing it in. I tried, it didn't work, can't
Speaker 1: do a cat I over it. This is I agree,
Speaker 1: this is whent to the point I screamed, this is
Speaker 1: why I don't go out anywhere. And I do love
Speaker 1: it because I can see Steve like trying to figure
Speaker 1: out do you want me to come in? Do you
Speaker 1: want me to help you on zip the dress? You
Speaker 1: need me to help me? And then how about this
Speaker 1: when they are helping you zip and like, I'm annoyed
Speaker 1: and I've got the extensions in, He's like, hey, I
Speaker 1: need you to hold your hair up? No, no, you
Speaker 1: don't move it. How About when I went to how
Speaker 1: about when I put the hand chain on? Because I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do? This is god? I
Speaker 1: can't Guy are you in like a like a devil video?
Speaker 1: What's going on? This is my wild organizing my jewelry.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, I forgot about
Speaker 1: this really pretty hand chain, so I'm gonna put that on. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't put it on by myself. It's like one
Speaker 1: of those ones that you have to have somebody else
Speaker 1: help you. So I'm like, hey, can you come up
Speaker 1: here and help me with this big pause. He's like,
Speaker 1: it's like a really fragile chain, and so because he's
Speaker 1: not doing it, yeah, like I'm like, you have to
Speaker 1: do this. So now five minutes of attempting to put
Speaker 1: on the fucking hand chain, I'm like, forget it, forget it.
Speaker 1: I'll just do it myself. And he's like, fine, I
Speaker 1: won't even try to help you. And I'm like, these
Speaker 1: poor guys, I swear to now, because here's the thing.
Speaker 1: We have the best of intentions when we start the
Speaker 1: night again, like I said, I'm gonna be cute, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be sexy, I'm gonna try something new. Then I'm
Speaker 1: discouraged and I'm frustrated, and now I don't even want
Speaker 1: to go out on the date that I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: be taking him on to celebrate him, and he's great,
Speaker 1: and now he's like, why am I with this chick
Speaker 1: and make that a headline New York Post. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: you know, I just can't. I really I want someone
Speaker 1: to teach me how to do my makeup and make
Speaker 1: it too, because these tutorials make it seem like they're
Speaker 1: so easy. There is not easy. I wouldn't know the
Speaker 1: proper eyeliner coverage, which is or color, to save my life,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I had one brand
Speaker 1: that someone recommended and the deal comes out all the time,
Speaker 1: and now it's all over my bag. The color I
Speaker 1: like from a certain company has now been discontinued. I
Speaker 1: have no clue how to apply it. I think I
Speaker 1: put sparkles on today. I don't know what's going on. Also,
Speaker 1: I don't know an eyebrow brash. I know nothing. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to do this. It's bad and I'm
Speaker 1: little older. Yeah, well that's what I'm saying. That skin,
Speaker 1: I don't think that this cat e is made for
Speaker 1: this eye that has flaps of skin going over it.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, do I need that up for
Speaker 1: bluff surgery?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do, but then four to six weeks downtime, don't
Speaker 1: have it, you know what I mean. Hey, speaking of tutorials,
Speaker 1: I got caught in the Alex Earl tutorial for her
Speaker 1: doing her makeup, and we want to give a shout
Speaker 1: out to Alex Earl right now as somebody who has
Speaker 1: suffered from acting. My entire life up until I don't
Speaker 1: know even still we have breakouts, but like my skin's
Speaker 1: finally gotten to the point where I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's manageable. But I love Alex. If you're listening,
Speaker 1: I hope you are. I commend you for being so
Speaker 1: honest about your skin, your breakouts, it not being perfect
Speaker 1: that you know you do the best that you can.
Speaker 1: You're working with your dermatologists. But you are just such
Speaker 1: I mean this and not trying to be cheesy. You
Speaker 1: are very inspirational to people because I remember so many
Speaker 1: times I would just not go I mean I wouldn't
Speaker 1: go out then because my acne and I was so
Speaker 1: embarrassed of it, and I wouldn't want to go out
Speaker 1: until it was dark so people couldn't see. And it's
Speaker 1: like it's hard to put yourself out there and then
Speaker 1: have people criticize you. So good for you. I commend
Speaker 1: you for doing that, and I feel you. I also
Speaker 1: rute on your page try sparlactone because sparrolactone really helped
Speaker 1: me a dermatologist in Nashville changed my whole life. I
Speaker 1: have high testosterone, weird, and it totally cleared up my face.
Speaker 1: So if maybe to consult with your dermatologists, maybe spar
Speaker 1: lactone is right for you. But I really commend you
Speaker 1: for doing that so good. Yeah, it was a great look.
Speaker 1: We both brought it up to each other. It's just
Speaker 1: candidly like, hey, did you see this? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I saw it. It was so great. Speaking of that, and
Speaker 1: this goes along with it's our off season, we're trying
Speaker 1: to get all these you know, appointments in I'm actually
Speaker 1: partnering up with an organization to promote like people are
Speaker 1: afraid to go to the doctor because they don't want
Speaker 1: bad news. People are afraid to get checkups. Just a
Speaker 1: random checkup is how I found out I had cervical cancer. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: you need to go to the doctor so your problem
Speaker 1: doesn't get worse if you even have one. I now
Speaker 1: go get mammograms like every six months because I am
Speaker 1: so paranoid about what I went through with cervical cancer,
Speaker 1: and I just feel like you're hearing more and more
Speaker 1: about breast cancer and so forth, and it's awful. I
Speaker 1: had a moment where I had to go back for
Speaker 1: a checkup and I literally had a panic attack in
Speaker 1: the office because they were making me wait, making me wait.
Speaker 1: Finally I started crying. I told the lady at the
Speaker 1: front desk, can you please just get me into a
Speaker 1: room because I'm freaking out. When the doctor walked in
Speaker 1: and he said to me, once you've already gone through
Speaker 1: cancer like that, cherry is kind of popped. You are
Speaker 1: forever worried that something is gonna get popped up. But
Speaker 1: you need to go. So I booked. I was trying
Speaker 1: to be really proactive. I was getting a facial and
Speaker 1: my facialist a couple of times had said, I think
Speaker 1: you need to go get this area looked at. It
Speaker 1: was just kind of like a tad rough, sometimes a
Speaker 1: little crusty, and sometimes had to shine on it. Also,
Speaker 1: I had a spot on my leg that my chiropractor saw,
Speaker 1: so he's like, I would have that looked at like shit.
Speaker 1: So I went to go get a check. I made it.
Speaker 1: I like, I made an appointment. I'm fine, But going
Speaker 1: to the appointment, I'm like, oh my god, what if
Speaker 1: I get bad news. Appointment's fine, but skin checks are
Speaker 1: not fine. You do have to get like full on
Speaker 1: the gown in the back. They are up in there,
Speaker 1: thank god they are. But yeah, it's as I had
Speaker 1: done it, I know, and we're in the sun a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make Jared go. It's really bad because you
Speaker 1: could have something. I did get something burned off my arm.
Speaker 1: What did you feel? What did you feel? Like? You
Speaker 1: just meant you mentioned the texture of the one above
Speaker 1: your lip, but like I was in the shower because
Speaker 1: then I'm now I'm doing this thing too, and I
Speaker 1: was like checking in. I was like, is it raised?
Speaker 1: Is it like a little like what I mean? I
Speaker 1: know that here's the thing. If you have any sort
Speaker 1: of question, you should go anyways, And honestly, first sun
Speaker 1: and stuff, I know you just you need to go,
Speaker 1: but you got to do it. I'll give you that information.
Speaker 1: He's great, but as a dermatologist. He's a dermatologist and
Speaker 1: also a plastic surgeon. So because I was thinking, if
Speaker 1: I have to get something cut out. I want a
Speaker 1: dermatologist to do it. So I started having him look
Speaker 1: me over and I'm like, hey, I'm getting older and
Speaker 1: he's like, well, you definitely have some brown spots on
Speaker 1: your face and I'm like yeah, because I stand outside
Speaker 1: in the sun for five to six hours on a
Speaker 1: certain sideline and I get blasted. So we're going to
Speaker 1: try to work on these little pigmentation things. But the
Speaker 1: one thing he goes, can I tell you something? And
Speaker 1: I said sure, and he goes, sunscreens, sunscreens, sunscreen, And
Speaker 1: you don't think about it until you're our age and
Speaker 1: you see the damage you did to yourself. The what
Speaker 1: is the one that we use that the glow the
Speaker 1: I want to say soul glow. It's not Darryl from McDowell's.
Speaker 1: What's the it's the yellow top good to the goop,
Speaker 1: the gloss screen, glow screen. I use that. I've gotten
Speaker 1: better about that. That's like he told my favorite when
Speaker 1: I go out for games and I should have done
Speaker 1: this long before, and I'm annoyed because I did damage
Speaker 1: to myself. I need to be in one hundred SPF.
Speaker 1: He's like, if you're but if I'm doing a game
Speaker 1: for four and five hours. He goes, can you use
Speaker 1: an umbrella? I said, absolutely not. I would never be
Speaker 1: on the sidelines with an umbrella. Goes, you should be
Speaker 1: using one hundred. I should. You're right, because you're right.
Speaker 1: I gotta go get this ship burned off. And it's
Speaker 1: all the stuff they tell us early on in life. No,
Speaker 1: and I didn't listen, drink water, use sunscreen. And we're like,
Speaker 1: I want to fact ask. I do have to go.
Speaker 1: I need a full body check on that, and I
Speaker 1: do need a mammogram, I am. I yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what I gotta go do.
Speaker 1: Okay later probably, but like, what's the like colonoscopy? I
Speaker 1: feel like I had one, Like I feel like it
Speaker 1: gets lower and lower to go for one. Guys, you
Speaker 1: know my story about my colonoscopy. When I went when
Speaker 1: I was nineteen. I had one because I was trying
Speaker 1: to be so skinny and I wouldn't eat and I
Speaker 1: didn't have any fiber in my diet and I was
Speaker 1: so backed up. And then that's when the guy from
Speaker 1: community college drove me and saw me naked, and the
Speaker 1: doctor thought he was my boyfriend. And I then withdrew
Speaker 1: from Grossmont Community College because I never wanted to see
Speaker 1: him again because he saw me naked and he wasn't
Speaker 1: even my boyfriend. Remember that story. I can't I can't
Speaker 1: believe that anyways, turned into my head like I'm going
Speaker 1: to burn these off. Those I've had the kalony, like
Speaker 1: like from the spa, the medi spas. I think they're
Speaker 1: so I don't care. This isn't like a gross conversation
Speaker 1: like no, no, this is about you want to make
Speaker 1: curiot answer. It's about like that stuff like your gut
Speaker 1: health and being regular. I'm sorry, and I'm just saying
Speaker 1: this because AG one seventy five BOMs and minerals and
Speaker 1: I know you love your stuff. Like it's about like
Speaker 1: it is about gut health and all of the things
Speaker 1: that you don't think about until it's too late. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna be good about that, my mammogram and
Speaker 1: my skin over. I think the problem with the colonoscopy
Speaker 1: that everyone has a tough experience. It's the night before
Speaker 1: you got to kind of clean yourself out, and that's
Speaker 1: very so it's pretty not great. Yeah that's not great,
Speaker 1: but you know what it is. That's just like, you know,
Speaker 1: eating some bad food in Mexico or something. Sure, you know.
Speaker 1: Also not great, also not great. We're going along with
Speaker 1: this toilet, the project toilet. I have a project I'm
Speaker 1: doing right now. Yes, And I facetimeed you from this place.
Speaker 1: We were at a warehouse with a bunch of appliances
Speaker 1: and we were checking some stuff out for our new project,
Speaker 1: and our contractor had a great point. We were trying
Speaker 1: to figure out different toilets to put in the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and our contractor said, don't put a heated seat in
Speaker 1: the powder room because guests will stay in there longer.
Speaker 1: So true, I mean no, you know they won't tinkling
Speaker 1: and you're on your phone. I love a heated seat,
Speaker 1: I dive out. No. Not. If you're going to go
Speaker 1: over to someone's house, you're not going to just be like, hey,
Speaker 1: let me just chill on the heated seat. You would
Speaker 1: not do that, Listen. I have a massive pet peeve
Speaker 1: with people that do more than just sit on the
Speaker 1: heated seat in a powder room. That is an absolute yo.
Speaker 1: Don't let me catch you knowing that in a power
Speaker 1: That is crazy. Ask if there's a downstairs basement bathroom
Speaker 1: and I have powder room. Ever Ever, how about I
Speaker 1: had a whole breakdown though when Aaron was over the
Speaker 1: other day, because Aaron has a thing about not using
Speaker 1: hand taels, and I'm with her ever since she brought
Speaker 1: it up. I don't like having a towel in the
Speaker 1: powder room either for guests, because it's like this, even
Speaker 1: if it's a brand, it's still like the paper napkin towel.
Speaker 1: Things are better like disposable, one use and done well.
Speaker 1: Mine is built into the wall and so it's like
Speaker 1: then i'd have to remove it and do whle thing.
Speaker 1: There's no space on the side of the counter. So
Speaker 1: Aaron was on the other day and she's like, I
Speaker 1: need to go to the use the bathroom, and I go, God,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I'm upstairs. I haven't even made it
Speaker 1: downstairs because I'm still trying to find the undergarment for
Speaker 1: the dress I'm wearing. And I just yelled from upstairs,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about the towel. It's like, you know, even
Speaker 1: if it's your friends coming over, you're still like, I know,
Speaker 1: they're like not into that. Wait, I'm looking at a
Speaker 1: giant cobweb by the way in my office. That's great,
Speaker 1: So wait, so what did you set a lot? Don't
Speaker 1: get a heated seat in the I didn't get a
Speaker 1: heated seat for our powder room. No, okay, okay, I
Speaker 1: want one. Yeah, no, no, I have a heated seat.
Speaker 1: So Steve and I don't in your pay room. No,
Speaker 1: we have one in our master okay yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. We had just my number one thing. When
Speaker 1: Steve and I moved in, I was like, we don't
Speaker 1: share a bathroom like period and restore, like we share
Speaker 1: like there's like double stinks, like you can brush the
Speaker 1: seat that night in there, but like you can shower
Speaker 1: and you can do all the other things everywhere else.
Speaker 1: I don't. Again, going back to our conversation, when I'm
Speaker 1: getting ready, I don't need someone lingering like just going,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to share a bathroom. I need
Speaker 1: to keep like some level of like privacy. So that
Speaker 1: would be my advice for people that are working on
Speaker 1: anything having to do with bathrooms, get a separate bathroom
Speaker 1: for your shot. There was something else with this I
Speaker 1: was going to tell you, Oh, speaking of wash class,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've been all over our producer Ryan
Speaker 1: to get us a deal with them, but I don't
Speaker 1: know if I've talked to you about this. Speaking of
Speaker 1: wash Class, do you know what I'm obsessed with? And
Speaker 1: speaking of alex orl in her skin This company called
Speaker 1: and you can buy it at Target.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I get mine like on Amazon, the Clearer Skin Club
Speaker 1: or Clear Skin Clothes towels, So they come in a
Speaker 1: big box and it's recycled towels, like not towels, but
Speaker 1: like almost like how let not okay okay, and it's
Speaker 1: what you should be using to take your makeup off
Speaker 1: and to dry your face and think about it. I
Speaker 1: started bringing them on the road because am I really
Speaker 1: gonna wipe my face with a hotel towel which we
Speaker 1: don't know where that's been. Oh okay, well I do
Speaker 1: use the wash Class in the hotel like the show.
Speaker 1: Because I don't like really bad skin. No, you don't
Speaker 1: have really bad skin. I don't like using wash cloths
Speaker 1: at my own house because it's like a one and done.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm not going to wash those every single time.
Speaker 1: It just feels like a lot of laundry. Like do
Speaker 1: you do you get a new towel every single time
Speaker 1: in the shower? No? No, yeah, I'm not typing my
Speaker 1: face on it. No. So the thing about the towel
Speaker 1: for me is I will admit I'm excessive with towels too,
Speaker 1: but I no more than two times, like and if
Speaker 1: I'm like at the ranch, it's a one time and
Speaker 1: wash because okay, I'm busy. I just don't like even
Speaker 1: coming out of the shower because it's like when you
Speaker 1: wipe off and then you still see makeup. I'm like, okay, gross.
Speaker 1: So I like the little stringent Tonia pad things. Uh say,
Speaker 1: I forget the Dennis something whatever that I use the
Speaker 1: one the double pack thing. Okay, fine again me recommended
Speaker 1: to use you know, once every three days. We're using
Speaker 1: it every day. Fine. Sure. But the wash cloths in
Speaker 1: the hotel, I like being able to use those because
Speaker 1: then I can just leave them and I don't have
Speaker 1: to wash them, you know what I'm saying. And I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm really clean after I get all the
Speaker 1: like TV makeup off, So I don't have a problem
Speaker 1: with that. I mean, you're sleeping in sheets that other
Speaker 1: people slept in. That's the whole thing about hotels, you know,
Speaker 1: and I only get face on them. How do you
Speaker 1: not put your face on a sheet. I bring my
Speaker 1: own tempera petic pillow with my own pillowcase. And if
Speaker 1: I like to get cozy, just like my son with
Speaker 1: his levies, I put We've discussed this. I put a
Speaker 1: sweatshirt over my face. Oh my god, you do that well.
Speaker 1: But also, do you get your own pillow? I thought
Speaker 1: the temper peeding was just for the airplane. No, it's
Speaker 1: a travel pillow that I roll up. I have to
Speaker 1: for next support. Are you insane? So I don't want
Speaker 1: my face on their pillows? You don't sleep with the
Speaker 1: hotel pillows? No, Oh my god. I need support mentally
Speaker 1: and emotionally. I do too. That's why I use all
Speaker 1: four of the four seasons pillows that they provide. In fact,
Speaker 1: I need them for my neck. Wow. Interesting, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. My mom's a really funny gift,
Speaker 1: like a great gift giver at Christmas. She gives us,
Speaker 1: like my sister and I both like three sets of
Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret PJS that are like thin and like long
Speaker 1: sleeve and pants. And that's what I'm wearing to the hotels.
Speaker 1: So my body isn't fully touching touching. I get that.
Speaker 1: I get I wear sweats and a T shirt. But like,
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna lie to you. I get to
Speaker 1: a four season and they're crispy. I'm touching. I love it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait a minute, crazy, I love their
Speaker 1: pillows so much. I might not have their app, but
Speaker 1: I love their pillows so much. Part of Steve's Christmas
Speaker 1: president was the four Seasons pillows. This guy uses six
Speaker 1: pillows to sleep with. I'm not kidding. One between the legs,
Speaker 1: two behind the head, one on the back, one in
Speaker 1: front of him. We have so many goddamn pillows here,
Speaker 1: I mean, and I love some pillows. Don't tep me
Speaker 1: with a good time for decorative pillows. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: at night, it's like he's building a floor over on
Speaker 1: his side of the bed every night. Do you know
Speaker 1: what I've never told you? And we were afraid we
Speaker 1: weren't going to have anything to talk about. There is
Speaker 1: a guy you got born yet we have met. I
Speaker 1: will never be able to look at throw pillows the
Speaker 1: same again. He was like, let me guess you have
Speaker 1: a lot of throw pillows you're a female. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: ton on our bed. So many? He goes, what do
Speaker 1: you do with him at night, throw them to the side.
Speaker 1: He did two until one night he had to get
Speaker 1: up to go to the bathroom. He tripped, he fell,
Speaker 1: He bashed his head on his his night side table,
Speaker 1: which was like expensive what, I don't know whatever hit
Speaker 1: it fell back. Not only did he have a massive gash,
Speaker 1: he broke his neck. Oh my god, someone I know.
Speaker 1: I don't know you, I know you. I don't think
Speaker 1: you've met him. Broke his neck, broke his neck. Listen
Speaker 1: to this. His wife makes him, takes him to the
Speaker 1: emergency room. They have to transport him to like a
Speaker 1: special hospital because they were worried he was going to
Speaker 1: be paralyzed with the surgery he was getting done. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, getting up to go to the bathroom, and
Speaker 1: he tripped on the pillows. You're never gonna look at
Speaker 1: yours the same again. I'm gonna tell you why, And
Speaker 1: actually I'm gonna tell Steve because it's his side of
Speaker 1: the bed that has We call it the pillow graveyard
Speaker 1: because I said, at night, they just all go over there,
Speaker 1: that's his side. Oh my god, he better be careful
Speaker 1: between the you know, taping his mouth at night and
Speaker 1: I won't even hear him scream if you need help,
Speaker 1: I'm down. The tape is now being long off. He'll
Speaker 1: wake up and it's flapping on one side. I'm so
Speaker 1: done with the tape. You guys for those went and
Speaker 1: got magnetic things for his nose to like help with
Speaker 1: the breathing. It's like a magnetic thing that he ordered
Speaker 1: it from Amazon. It ended up taking a month to
Speaker 1: get there because it was coming from China. And he's like, God,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. It's not helping the
Speaker 1: breathe rights are better than this one. And then the
Speaker 1: tape flapping, and he's always like, oh, it's my beard
Speaker 1: that's doing this for the view that would like a recap.
Speaker 1: We're trying to get just up snoring. Steve uses this
Speaker 1: tape at night. It's not helping. Jareded I gotta go
Speaker 1: get my skin checked. I need a mammogram. Aaron doesn't
Speaker 1: have a heated toilet in her powder room. You can't
Speaker 1: get ourselves. I don't want to guests to say we
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