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Speaker 1: Alexis is the one that edited and put this podcast

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Speaker 1: up for y'all, so if you have any complaints, it's

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Speaker 1: at No No, No, no, no No at Brook Fox Place.

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Speaker 1: I'm about at Brook and Jeffrey find us there on

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Speaker 1: Socials and let's start the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Get an ice pack ready because we're all about to

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Speaker 2: get punched in the face with our hero of the week.

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Speaker 1: I'm here a hug us Jeff's.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: In today's hero is a convenience store owner from Tacoma,

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Speaker 2: Washington named Naif Quatsman, and he was working behind the

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Speaker 2: cash register last week when at around eight pm, a

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Speaker 2: guy came up to the counter, held up a knife

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Speaker 2: and said, listen, this is a hold up.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, this video is unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've seen it.

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Speaker 1: It went viral.

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Speaker 2: He demanded all the money from the cash register if

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Speaker 2: you didn't see it, but Naif didn't panic. Instead, he

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Speaker 2: calmly says, that's not a knife. This is a knife.

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Speaker 2: Pulls out a giant machete. Oh my god, it's huge.

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Speaker 1: It's like probably three feet.

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Speaker 2: Long, just laying next to the register. So naiav starts

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Speaker 2: waving the machete at the robber, and the thief stumbles backwards,

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Speaker 2: then reaches into his backpack and pulls out a Samurai sword.

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Speaker 1: Wait, who's got throwing stars?

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Speaker 2: Just kidding, Yeah, the suspect with the machete an he

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Speaker 2: waited for the police to arrive.

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Speaker 3: But it would have been funny if they had gone

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Speaker 3: back and forth. I got a grenade.

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Speaker 1: Just a full cannon comes out of the back.

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Speaker 3: So there's a longer story to this.

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Speaker 2: Basically, the robber escapes because NIAF's wife gets in the

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Speaker 2: middle of it, ends up getting caught by the authority.

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Speaker 2: Like she interrupted, she did she felt bad for the robber. Yeah, seriously,

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Speaker 2: she was like, I'm worried that he's gonna get hurt,

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Speaker 2: so she steps in front. Robber gets away, ends up

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Speaker 2: getting caught by the authorities, is brought to jail. He

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Speaker 2: gets released the same day, goes back to the convenience

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Speaker 2: store to threaten Naaf and at that point Naif's son

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Speaker 2: and his friends tackle him and keep him in the

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Speaker 2: market till the cops arrive and arrest him.

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Speaker 3: Again.

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Speaker 4: Guys, I keep telling you, Yeah, what an idiot.

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Speaker 2: Nif, his son and his son's friends are hero of

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Speaker 2: the Week Honors, just edging out our own digital Jake

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Speaker 2: for the shot collar question of the Day.

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Speaker 3: Where's your machete?

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Speaker 5: Jake?

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Speaker 6: I lost to the quad knife guys again.

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Speaker 3: You know it's okay, just give us some trivia and

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Speaker 3: we'll forgive you.

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Speaker 6: Well, they say the quickest way to instantly double your

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Speaker 6: money is to rob a bank.

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Speaker 1: Okay, where we were just at.

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Speaker 6: However, I have checked with several lawyers and most of

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Speaker 6: them told me it's not legal. Them probably don't attempt that.

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Speaker 6: If you were thinking about the next fastest way to

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Speaker 6: increase your wealth is to buy a professional sports team.

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Speaker 6: Michael Jordan did it. Michael B. Jordan did it. Now

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Speaker 6: we're just waiting on Brooks husband, Michael. We'll jump into

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Speaker 6: the owner service.

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Speaker 1: He would love that.

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Speaker 6: And to help inspire Michael Fox today, you're gonna need

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Speaker 6: to name the top twenty most valuable sports teams on Earth,

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Speaker 6: a substantial financial edition of polenty of twenty. Oh, we're

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Speaker 6: gonna start with the closest thing we have to a

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Speaker 6: real athlete on the show. I say that with quotes.

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Speaker 6: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 7: I mean I immediately go to Messi and who he

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Speaker 1: I know the Miami. It'd be like old like PSG

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Speaker 7: That's where I'm torn on which it would be.

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Speaker 2: But PSG, these are soccer teams that you're talking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're playing in the whole world.

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Speaker 7: I feel like they've got to be on there.

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Speaker 8: You're absolutely on.

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Speaker 7: Boy'll like PSGJA.

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Speaker 6: Paris and Yourmaine is not in the top twenty. It's

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Speaker 6: Joe Brook Europe next, Jack, think of think of large markets. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Okay, i am gonna go really rabid fan base. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna say Dallas Cowboys.

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Speaker 6: Oh, Dallas Cowboys brough up their number one on my list,

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Speaker 6: number nine billion dollars as of last time.

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Speaker 1: We can tell you. I'm gonna need that silver safe

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Speaker 1: goodcause jacket list.

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Speaker 6: Here, great use of it. Let's go to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna take inspiration from Brook on this because she's

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Speaker 8: Always like a capital peaks terrible.

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Speaker 3: I assume that she's talking about the football team.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so let me show me the New England Patriots.

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Speaker 6: The New England Patriots, number four on my list.

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Speaker 3: Thanks, Brook, keep cheering them on.

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Speaker 6: All those Super Bowls are worth some value. They worth

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Speaker 6: seven billion dollars. Wow, Jose, biggest sports fan in the room.

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Speaker 6: You're up next.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna play it same and say the New.

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Speaker 6: York Yankees, New York Yankees number two on my list,

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Speaker 6: seven point one billion dollars.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to go back to football, and I

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Speaker 1: think the only team that's like owned by the fans,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna say the Green Bay Packers.

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Speaker 6: The Green Bay Packers are in the thirties. No, they're

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Speaker 6: not in the top twenty.

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Speaker 1: The fans are not doing a good job making that

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Brook, you you're silver saved though, so you're still

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Speaker 6: in it. Okay, Captain Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go with a team that was literally named

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Speaker 2: after rich people digging up old.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the San Francisco.

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Speaker 6: For the forty nine Ers are number fourteen on my list,

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Speaker 6: six billion dollars worth of worth.

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Speaker 1: I like how you picture forty nine ers being rich

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Speaker 1: people digging up. Yeah they can suit times.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the mass get too.

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Speaker 2: They took off their monocles so they wouldn't get thirty.

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Speaker 2: They were practical.

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Speaker 1: And I put my top hatch back on.

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Speaker 3: Read a history book.

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Speaker 6: You'll see hose three, five, six, seven. Most of the

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Speaker 6: board's still there for you, Jacine me Dodgers. The Los

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Speaker 6: Angeles Dodgers did not make the top twenty.

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Speaker 7: What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: I just win.

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Speaker 6: No, I'm still in it.

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Speaker 1: Bro Oh, dang it.

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Speaker 6: Here in the twenties, they're in between twenty and thirty

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Speaker 6: five point two billion. The Dodgers are just under five

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Speaker 8: Like mind blowing, Brook.

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Speaker 1: Oh, man, I mean, I feel like we're leaving out

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Speaker 1: hockey right now.

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Speaker 6: I don't know I would I would read out hockey.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, one is like a Knick shirt just because

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Speaker 1: No, I think with NBA before any of them, you

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Speaker 6: Yea, Los Angeles Lakers number fifteen on the list, five

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Speaker 6: point nine billion dollars.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey, Well, now, let's see, I'm just thinking the biggest

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Speaker 2: cities have the biggest markets and the most money to

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Speaker 3: So I'm going Chicago. Give me the Bears.

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Speaker 6: The Bears.

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Speaker 9: The Bears number seven on the list, six point three

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Speaker 6: The NFL runs everything back to brook.

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Speaker 1: A God, Okay, we're gonna do big cities again. How

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Speaker 1: about Miami Heat.

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Speaker 9: The Miami Heats, it did not make the top twenties,

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Speaker 9: would have been so proud of That means that Jeffrey

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Speaker 9: is our winner today.

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Speaker 6: Here's some of the teams you guys missed a new

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Speaker 6: stadium recently. The Golden State Warriors were number three. It's

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Speaker 6: nine billion. The New York Giants were number six, six

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Speaker 6: point eight, the Las Vegas Raiders, the Knicks, the Jets.

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Speaker 6: Real Madrid was the highest ranked soccer teams. The Commanders

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Speaker 6: recently sold for six point five billion. Manchester United, the

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Speaker 6: Philadelphia Eagles, the Miami Dolphins made the list. Brook not

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Speaker 6: off the Heat, Barcelona, the Houston Texas. Number twenty was Liverpool.

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Speaker 6: The soccer team that was plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 2: Since I lasted the longest, I'm gonna choose who get

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Speaker 2: shot today. You're gonna be singing crazy, my Narls Barkley

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Speaker 2: and I have to give it to the woman who

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Speaker 2: besmirched the good name of proud forty nine ers everywhere

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Speaker 2: Cook Fox.

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Speaker 1: I remember, I'll remember when I lost my.

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Speaker 3: I's gonna do a phone tap in just a few.

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Speaker 10: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Remember a few years ago when Olive Garden came out

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Speaker 2: with their never ending pasta passes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah the pass yes it's broken.

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Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the Morning, where for just one hundred bucks,

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Speaker 2: you received a special card that gave you access to

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Speaker 2: seven straight weeks of all the pasta you could eat

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Speaker 2: whenever you went to the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I know, like we did the math and it was

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Speaker 1: like you were costing them thousands of dollars.

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Speaker 2: We celebrated that day here at the station like it

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Speaker 2: was the end of World War Two. That's just confetti

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Speaker 2: falling from the ceiling. Rando's kissing out in the hallways.

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Speaker 3: Best day ever.

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Speaker 2: Well, another big restaurant, Chaine, wants in on the promotional action.

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Speaker 2: It's none other than Red Lobster.

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Speaker 11: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Now they're throwing their big red claws into the bubbling

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Speaker 2: food frenzy, and according to an exciting and I mean

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Speaker 2: kind of disturbing press release, the first Lobster Fest is

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Speaker 2: happening Yeah, where one hundred and fifty lucky patrons will

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Speaker 1: Why do I feel like this one promotion and it

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Speaker 1: is going to put all lobster into extinction?

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Speaker 8: Seriously?

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Speaker 6: Do that?

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Speaker 2: They want you to follow their social media of course,

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Speaker 2: because they're not gonna tell us when they're doing this.

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Speaker 2: But apparently each winner will get one complimentary two hour

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Speaker 2: seating to enjoy all of the lobster you can eat,

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Speaker 2: along with unlimited sides and as much warm Cheddar Bay

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Speaker 2: biscuits as you can cram into your Cheddar hold.

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Speaker 1: That sounds less as a less of an invitation more

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Speaker 1: of a challenge.

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Speaker 2: I'm wondering, like, is it a good idea to strap

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Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty patrons into their chairs and just

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Speaker 2: empty out a bunch of lobster and let them gorge

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Speaker 2: themselves till they can't eat anymore.

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Speaker 1: I don't see anything they could go wrong.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that is. Maybe that's what cuts through to

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Speaker 2: people nowadays. Eat till you explode.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's class is this okay, Jeffrey, take your little

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Speaker 1: tiny forks and your pinkies up and go somewhere else.

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Speaker 1: We're getting bibs, use our hands.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you're gonna have to like lift me in a

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Speaker 2: crane back to me. Well, now I'm excited for it,

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Speaker 2: and I'm also excited for Laser Stories. It's the radio

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Speaker 3: First kid to find it wins. It's Laser Stories, a

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Speaker 2: Stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 2: This first Laser story is out of New York City.

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Speaker 2: Forty eight year old Mickey Burretto moved to New York

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Speaker 1: It's not an apartment building hold on those.

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Speaker 2: So he asked for a lease and the hotel promptly

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Speaker 8: Nice try squad and hotels.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's when he took his case all the way

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Speaker 8: No, he lives there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Vicky, get a job.

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Speaker 2: Sadly, it all came to an end last week when

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Speaker 13: Yeah, there it is.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Mickey Malone, and he'll get himsel a little.

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Speaker 3: Close to the sun.

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Speaker 1: He gets another free stay, but this time in jail.

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Speaker 3: I own this jail now.

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Speaker 2: His next laser story is out of Mesa, Arizona. Multiple

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Speaker 2: and after observing the two mammoth gators floating peacefully for

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Speaker 1: Minutes, they were really there.

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Speaker 10: It was real.

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Speaker 2: Apparently the city added some realistic looking foam gators for

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Speaker 4: Yet the picture right now.

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Speaker 1: The city, you know, like put up a side.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's no fun.

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Speaker 2: You'd like to see the screaming kids running in terror.

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Speaker 1: Imagine so good, we could fix this so easily.

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Speaker 2: Some people who like to go swim in that lake

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Speaker 3: That they were real.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: One woman even claimed a gator latched onto her boyfriend's

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Speaker 2: Despite the confusion, doesn't sound like the city plans to

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Speaker 1: There's an actual real hippo in there, Jeffrey, and they

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Speaker 2: I'm willing to take my chances with that. This next

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Speaker 2: lazer stories out of tech trends. It's amazing that we

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Speaker 8: It really has.

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Speaker 1: We spend more time on that than any other saying it's.

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Speaker 2: Apparently, HP has been a temn idiot customers to do

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Speaker 1: Okay, if it's not working, then it's because it's not

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Speaker 2: Well, they admit that they lose money on printer sales

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Speaker 3: So this is what they're going with.

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Speaker 1: That's why the cartridges cost so much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why they they'll be bankrupt.

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Speaker 1: They are at a different business model. I hate that.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if that means password sharing with our radio

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Speaker 2: station printer is allowed.

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Speaker 1: Oh, what do you mean, like we can like hack

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be our charity for this year. We'll just

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Speaker 2: give out our printers this next Laser stories Out of

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Speaker 2: word World. Dictionary dot Com just added three hundred and

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Speaker 3: Here are the ones that are catching people's attention. Number

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Speaker 4: Ick overused now though I swear everything gives everyone a nick.

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Speaker 1: As soon as I start saying it, it'll be over.

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Speaker 2: The definition is a sudden feeling of disgust or dislike,

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Speaker 3: Number four is mid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, mean.

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Speaker 2: Mediocre, unimpressive, or disappointing. If you're any of those things,

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Speaker 4: But like it's funny because you're saying you're mediocre average.

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Speaker 8: It means you're nothing special.

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Speaker 1: I think even mediocre is still not.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, happy average would love to be.

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Speaker 2: It's not just people. You can use it to describe

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Speaker 2: movies and radio shows too. They can also be radio

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Speaker 2: right now. Number three the word bustin'. That means great, wonderful,

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Speaker 3: Number two, bubne.

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Speaker 1: Is that way you get old and your boobs finally.

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Speaker 2: Go down to where they're No, it's not describing your boobs,

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Speaker 2: bro It means pimples or a rash caused by your

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I really didn't want them to go down that.

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Speaker 2: And finally, one of the top gen Z slang terms

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Speaker 2: girl dinners, an oftenly attractively presented collection of snacks that

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Speaker 1: It's like, why can't my kids eat just bread and

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Speaker 2: Seriously, I know I know someone who'd be busting all

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Speaker 1: He didn't like that they gave you the ck.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, when jeff tries to.

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Speaker 2: He loves a little collection of stacks as long as

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Speaker 2: they're not mid with bubny on them. Then he gets

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Speaker 2: that's how means Laser Stories is over.

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Speaker 3: Let's do it again, same time.

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Speaker 10: On Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's important to remember even professionals slip up and say

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 2: Like remember when Matthew McConaughey won an Oscar and his

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't do that.

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Speaker 2: I'm just so proud of me.

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Speaker 1: That's I kind of it was.

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Speaker 3: Kind of cringe.

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Speaker 2: Or every time Tom Holland accidentally gives away Marvel spoilers

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Speaker 2: Even our own Brook Fox is notorious for letting out

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Speaker 1: I do really like hookers, perfect example.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, that's what I'm saying, Tom. I Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's why I feel for the people in our next

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Speaker 3: Not that at all.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear their voicemails when we do a brand

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Speaker 1: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 10: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 2: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at

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Speaker 16: Damn girl, if you were a Faither from Star Trek,

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Speaker 16: I send you to stunning And then I pointed right

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Speaker 16: in my pants.

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Speaker 7: I didn't even understand fully what he said.

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Speaker 8: Whatever he's going to point out.

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Speaker 1: His pain, Okay, I didn't want it.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you do, resist the urge to run away while

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Speaker 2: he fantasizes about zapping Klingons. Instead, whisper into his ear

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Speaker 2: and tell him you've always had a secret fantasy about

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Speaker 2: getting beamed up with a nerd that owns a Captain

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Speaker 13: I'm sure they're shut in your mouth, and that's when

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Speaker 3: Hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail.

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Speaker 2: We can play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Jessica.

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Speaker 15: I mean, let's get one thing straight.

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Speaker 5: I mean, do you even understand like who you're blowing

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Speaker 5: off right now? My dad is worth like a butt

456
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Speaker 5: ton of money, and I'm worth a butt on money.

457
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Speaker 15: I mean, heat's very important.

458
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Speaker 5: I mean you've heard of like doctor Shoals odor eater

459
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Speaker 5: foot inserts. My dad invented those things. I mean, if

460
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Speaker 5: it wasn't for him, like athlete's foot would be like

461
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:17,600
Speaker 5: out of freaking control and foot sweat and planter warts

462
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Speaker 5: and corns and calluses and plant fasciitis and foot pain

463
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Speaker 5: and all that crap. I mean on the air to

464
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Speaker 5: the doctor Shoal's fortune.

465
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Speaker 17: I mean, and you're not going to call me back.

466
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Speaker 5: I'm the foot stink king. Check my instat and when

467
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Speaker 5: I post for my family's villa in Italy and you're

468
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Speaker 5: not invited, So goodbye. I hope you get bunions.

469
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Speaker 2: Oh wow, someone just blew the chance to be the

470
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Speaker 2: foot stink Queen. The Queen Alexis you.

471
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Speaker 3: Would proudly reped that title.

472
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Speaker 7: I mean from the villa.

473
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Speaker 2: It is the smelliest villain.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you'd go to even meet his dad

475
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Speaker 1: and he'd be like, all right, shoes off, Totsi's up.

476
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Speaker 14: Yeah, next message, Hey Sam, he said you worked at

477
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Speaker 14: the airport, right.

478
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Speaker 17: Because I said a question.

479
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Speaker 14: I'm going to Cancoon for spring break. I don't know

480
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Speaker 14: how strict TSA is with their rules, because I know

481
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Speaker 14: you're not allowed to bring certain stuff on the plane,

482
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Speaker 14: But like I was wondering, how hard would it be

483
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Speaker 14: to sneak, you know, like a little bit of past

484
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Speaker 14: a check point. I don't want to have to like

485
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Speaker 14: swallow it in a balloon or anything crazy like that.

486
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Speaker 14: But maybe my friend Alisa would be willing to do it.

487
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Speaker 17: She's crazy like that.

488
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Speaker 10: Can you call me when you.

489
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Speaker 17: Have a chance. I'll make it worth your while.

490
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Speaker 1: She didn't get a call back, which means someone needs

491
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Speaker 1: to check on a Lisa.

492
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Speaker 2: What did we have to beat there that she wanted

493
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Speaker 2: to put inside of a balloon?

494
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Speaker 1: I don't know. We don't need to tell you again.

495
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Speaker 2: I was guessing some like a larger toothpaste because TSA

496
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 2: only lets you bring the mini ones.

497
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Speaker 4: I'm naive, just trying to smuggle toothpaste in a canton.

498
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Speaker 1: Yeah, look, we're gonna go with that.

499
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Speaker 2: Speaking of getting wanded, you need to go in there

500
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,640
Speaker 2: some natural transitions. You need to go check out our

501
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 2: TikTok page because you're basically getting the same feeling as

502
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 2: a full body cavity search when you go on there.

503
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:31,880
Speaker 2: That good, but on our site it's without the gloves

504
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 2: the way you like it. The song of the week,

505
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 2: second date reaction videos, and our favorite loser line gets

506
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 2: posted on there every single week. Trust me, you won't

507
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 2: be walking straight for days after you go to Brook

508
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey on tikjob. That's a guarantee that doesn't sell

509
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Speaker 2: you on it.

510
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Speaker 5: Nothing will back to the clips.

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Speaker 15: Hey Kendall, it's David. Here's the thing. I was thinking

512
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Speaker 15: that maybe you're not calling me back because I said

513
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Speaker 15: the thing about how I work in insurance and maybe

514
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 15: you think that's kind of lame, but you should know

515
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Speaker 15: I don't just do that. I also work at medieval times,

516
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 15: you know the place where they have like nights fighting

517
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 15: on horses in that huge arena. You sit there and

518
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 15: eat chicken and you boo and you scream, And I

519
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 15: thought that might be cool for us to do. I

520
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 15: could take it down backstage. We can put on body armor.

521
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 15: I can introduce you to the Green Knight's real cool guy.

522
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 15: But the one thing, like, we can't go in the

523
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 15: grog barrel. I swim in there one time and uh

524
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 15: I got caught, so they're not going to let us

525
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 15: anywhere near it due to like sanitary reasons. But I

526
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,479
Speaker 15: tell you, it's like it's real cool and we can

527
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Speaker 15: play with the swords and stuff. Well yeah, anyway, so.

528
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Speaker 18: Hit me back.

529
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Speaker 1: I can't tell he's inviting someone for a play date

530
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Speaker 1: or an actual date.

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Speaker 4: To a bro that's like, Hey, Brett, I'm gonna go

532
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Speaker 4: and play with swords and get.

533
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Speaker 6: The night gear on sou.

534
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Speaker 1: I think was it until the grog barrel got X made.

535
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Speaker 2: I think we're going to see Alexis wearing a T

536
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 2: shirt that says I caught HPV in the grog barrel

537
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 2: of times and all that got was this T shirt.

538
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Speaker 7: Yeah, and a hot night if I dream that he's

539
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Speaker 7: a good guy.

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Speaker 19: Next, Hey, Nia, it's great. Look, I noticed this is

541
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Speaker 19: probably kind of a weird call because we just met

542
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Speaker 19: like the one time outside.

543
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Speaker 3: Of church, like over a year ago.

544
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Speaker 20: I think it was January tenth, twenty twenty three. Anyway,

545
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Speaker 20: I'm sorry I never called you, but uh, I really

546
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 20: need a favor, and you're like the first person I

547
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 20: thought of because I'm meeting my girlfriend's parents this weekend

548
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 20: and they're like super religious and apparently since I'm a

549
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 20: guests are going to like asking to say great at dinner,

550
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Speaker 20: and like, I don't know anything about religion or.

551
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 17: Air or stuff like that, and.

552
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 20: Like the only thing I know is like a rob

553
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Speaker 20: a dub dup, thank you for the grub.

554
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Speaker 17: Uh?

555
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 11: Maybe uh good food, good meat, good God?

556
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 18: Lets eat?

557
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 11: Is that do they do that in the good the

558
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 11: religious people?

559
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 2: Uh, you can't see a pastor getting up and saying

560
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 2: that right before they dig in.

561
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 4: We always said prayer, and my dad thought it was

562
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Speaker 4: an honor to give the prayer to Somebody'd be like, Michael,

563
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 4: would you like to do the grace? And my buddy

564
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 4: Michael was like, no, okay, then I would do it.

565
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 2: Like that's a better tradition than everybody just going around

566
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 2: the room crying being disappointed at each other, Like it

567
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 2: wasn't my family dinners remember you Little Loser line regularly

568
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 2: at this time every week and make sure you go

569
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 2: and subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube channel. Why

570
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 2: did you listen to every loser line second day and

571
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 2: phones out that we do right there, We're gonna do

572
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 2: a phone tap right.

573
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 10: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

574
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 2: It's time for your phone tap. And we've been trying

575
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 2: some different things on the show lately. Yes, Like not

576
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 2: too long ago, we did a Joe Peshi phone tap.

577
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Speaker 1: My mom loved it. It was so funny.

578
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't she said? Nothing less from your mom?

579
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 2: And if you didn't know, that's where we played only

580
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 2: Joe Peshi audio clips from a soundboard until Brook finally

581
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 2: came on at the very end. It's like we were

582
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,479
Speaker 2: barely even in the phone tap itself.

583
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Speaker 4: It was like how phone taps worked way back, and soundboard.

584
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 2: Just mobster Joe Peshei yelling at you. And that's why

585
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 2: today we're going to be trying it again.

586
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Speaker 3: What not Peshi?

587
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 2: This time we're calling the owner of a Russian deli

588
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: and he doesn't know that he's being pranked by his

589
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 2: sons who work there with him. But they said that

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Speaker 2: there was a complaint from a customer who wanted to

591
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Speaker 2: speak with the owner. Oh my god, So this guy's

592
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 2: expecting a call. He just doesn't know that it's gonna

593
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Speaker 2: be from Samuel L.

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Speaker 3: Jackson. We'll see how that goes, he.

595
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Speaker 4: Said, Russian Bakery, and I just keep it on paros

596
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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 5: Morning.

598
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Speaker 11: A cafe. This is Ivan.

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Speaker 18: How were you doing?

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Speaker 6: Baby?

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Speaker 18: Who is this Marvin?

602
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 11: Yes? Marvin uh my son? Say you wanted to speak

603
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 11: with me? You had a complaint. What is it?

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Speaker 18: You remember Antoine Rockamore half black half some moon used

605
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Speaker 18: to call him Tony Rocky Hower. No, you can't say

606
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Speaker 18: no what.

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Speaker 11: I don't understand. You're not like Sandwich.

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Speaker 18: You're talking your way out of it.

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00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 11: Excuse me. You do not talk to me like that.

610
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Speaker 11: You talk with respect. Tell me what the problem was

611
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Speaker 11: when you hear.

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Speaker 18: I was sitting there eating my muffin and drinking my

613
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Speaker 18: coffee and replaying the incident in my head when I

614
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 18: had what alcoholics referred to as a moment of clarity.

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Speaker 11: What are you saying? You had a problem with coffee

616
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Speaker 11: or mussin or both? I don't understand.

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Speaker 18: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 11: Did I break your concentration?

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Speaker 17: No?

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Speaker 11: I listen, you just not speak good.

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Speaker 18: Don't do that. Don't call this off.

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Speaker 11: Do you call my restaurant talk like this? You come

623
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Speaker 11: down here talking to me in person like this? You

624
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Speaker 11: see what's happening yet abuse swowitch? No, you shut off up.

625
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Speaker 11: I don't need this.

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Speaker 18: Just can't out what Marcellus Wallace looks like.

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Speaker 11: I don't know what you're saying. You cafe, this is Eisen?

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Speaker 18: How are you doing? Baby?

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Speaker 11: You again? Don't call back with your bullsh You don't

630
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Speaker 11: want to mess.

631
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Speaker 18: With me on this one because I will come after you.

632
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Speaker 11: Or you call like you big tough guy. Anybody be

633
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Speaker 11: tough on phone. You're not so tough. You come here,

634
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Speaker 11: be tough, see what happens.

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Speaker 18: But I don't want that. That's and you don't want that.

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Speaker 11: You don't want my trust me. You're trying to get

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Speaker 11: free food from me. It's not gonna happen, big. We

638
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 11: don't serve burgers here. This not McDonald's. That's not Hawaiian

639
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 11: Burger joined, not any burger joint. What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 18: They got some tasty burgers. I ain't have had one myself.

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Speaker 11: How How the could I know? I don't go to McDonald's.

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Speaker 18: I do love the taste of a good burger.

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Speaker 11: Good go get burger.

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Speaker 18: Me and Vincent would have been satisfied with some free

645
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Speaker 18: giant taste choice.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 11: I have enough of your Samantha, your games. You're just

648
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Speaker 11: calling piece me off this post and.

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00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 18: You're under arrest for the crime of prostitution.

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Speaker 11: You you call again, I call police kees saying this

651
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Speaker 11: is Ivan.

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Speaker 3: Hi, my name is Eric.

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Speaker 2: Okay I am I'm calling because my friend had a

654
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Speaker 2: bad experience at your restaurant the other day and he

655
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Speaker 2: didn't like your burgers.

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Speaker 11: Oh that was your friend?

657
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, it's just he said, no, no, you.

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Speaker 11: Don't want to hear your boots. I don't want to

659
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 11: here a I done, done with no more.

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00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 2: Well, don't you want to hear what your son's demon

661
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 2: Igor had to say about setting up for this prank call?

662
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 11: Don't you have time for boot like this? You can't

663
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Speaker 11: say no, oh my god, it's.

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Speaker 3: Ian we're doing.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a prank phone call on you. What you're

666
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Speaker 2: on the radio right now on a show called Brook

667
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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 10: Ain't right.

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Speaker 11: This is a prank's phone call.

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Speaker 2: He Dimon and Ego said, you've been working really hard

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Speaker 2: at the restaurant, and they wanted to try to make

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Speaker 2: you laugh.

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Speaker 11: I'm not to laugh. I work hard to send her

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Speaker 11: easiest said.

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Speaker 2: That you don't watch a lot of movies either, so

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00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 2: you wouldn't know that that was an actor's voice.

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Speaker 3: Samuel L. Jackson, Do you know him?

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Speaker 17: No?

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Speaker 11: Is he Marvin's friend? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: No, the person you were talking to I was an

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Speaker 2: actor who were just playing soundbites from him.

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Speaker 18: You're under arrest for the crime of prostitution.

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Speaker 2: That why they do this because they thought it maybe

684
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Speaker 2: you think it's funny and they love you.

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Speaker 11: This stupid way to show long.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, man, I do want to know. Do you

687
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Speaker 2: know of a good burger place? Though I am pretty hungry.

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Speaker 18: I do love the taste of a good burger.

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Speaker 3: Me and Marvin, both you and Mike.

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Speaker 10: Wake up every morning? Was fun tab weekday morning on

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Speaker 10: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: In the dating world, you're going to meet some people

693
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Speaker 2: where you know immediately it's.

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Speaker 3: Not gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and that's okay. And there's some people where

696
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, maybe right if they change their job

697
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 2: and their family and maybe their plastic surgeon gets a

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Speaker 2: little bit, then why is it?

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, why was I thinking face before

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Speaker 1: you said plus?

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Speaker 2: But then every once in a while, you'll come across

702
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 2: that person where something is telling you you cannot let

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Speaker 2: them slip away up.

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Speaker 8: That's rare.

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Speaker 2: That's how one of our listeners felt after she signed

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Speaker 2: up to a very unique dating app, and she believes

707
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Speaker 2: she found the catch of a lifetime. Wow, she just

708
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Speaker 2: needs our help reeling them in. In your second Date Update,

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Speaker 2: Next Second Date Updated. We've heard of all the usual

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Speaker 2: dating apps on this segment, for Tinder and bumble Mama,

711
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 2: hatch me you know where the guys in diapers lay

712
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,439
Speaker 2: on top of the giant eggs until they find their match.

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00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but one.

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Speaker 2: Of our listeners says they met a guy on an

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Speaker 2: app where the male has to verify his income in

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Speaker 2: order to join it.

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Speaker 1: We just talked about that. We talked about the credit

718
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Speaker 1: score dating app not long ago. This is kind of

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Speaker 1: the same thing I've.

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Speaker 8: Heard about an app. I guess there's a sugar baby.

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Speaker 2: I think this is a little bit different than sugar babies,

722
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Speaker 2: and it is. I don't want to judge her, even

723
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 2: though I'm sure Brook already has one hundred. Sometimes you

724
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 2: want what you want, and it's admirable to go after it.

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Speaker 2: So let's talk to her about it a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Let's welcome Asha to the show.

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Speaker 3: Asha. How you doing?

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Speaker 1: Hey, Heysha? Can I ask, like, do you also have

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00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: to verify your salary to be on the app? Or

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Speaker 1: is it only? Is this a one sided.

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Speaker 2: You never ask a woman how much money she makes.

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Speaker 2: That's a very weird question.

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Speaker 1: Actually, if we talked about it more, there wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: such a gap.

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Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, I'm I apologize for that question. Let me

736
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Speaker 2: ask you why did like signing up for an app

737
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Speaker 2: like that? Why does it appeal to you?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 17: I was in a long distance relationship for ten years

740
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Speaker 17: and I was the main bread winner. Yeah, so I

741
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 17: was paying for all the things like flights, vacations, everything

742
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Speaker 17: and it didn't work out. So now you know, I'm

743
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 17: just reflecting, and I'm like, I want to take a

744
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Speaker 17: step back and enjoy my life. And I honestly I

745
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 17: want to be pampered, you know, by somebody that had me.

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Speaker 17: And I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm glad we heard from you, because, you know,

748
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 4: assuming always it's like, oh, you just probably want a

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Speaker 4: guy to pay.

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Speaker 8: For everything, but you got it both. You deserve the

751
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Speaker 8: other end.

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Speaker 1: You're very passionate about this app, is okay with it?

753
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like he has an account on this

754
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 2: app already. Look, I don't necessarily feel this way, Asha,

755
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 2: but I do feel like maybe some people listening might

756
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 2: think that you're not in it to find real love

757
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 2: or like a true connection, You're just in it for

758
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Speaker 2: the easy comfort.

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Speaker 3: What would you say to people that tell you that.

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Speaker 17: I mean, I've had that perspective. I've been on the

761
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Speaker 17: other side, but now you know, I'm a little older,

762
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Speaker 17: I know my worth, and I feel like I deserve better.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So what's your range here? Like do you

764
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 1: put in Like when you sign up for an app

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00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,879
Speaker 1: like this, you put it in numbers of what you're

766
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,959
Speaker 1: looking for instead of height restrictions.

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Speaker 17: Basically, I mean, I don't know if I'm going to

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Speaker 17: say the exact figure to you, but you could guess.

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Speaker 3: We're just gonna assume it's in the eight figures and call.

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Speaker 6: It safe.

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Speaker 17: For me.

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Speaker 2: So tell us about this guy that you met on

773
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 2: the app though, because in your email you said his

774
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Speaker 2: name is Clip.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, it's Clip. It's short for Clipton.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was Clippy microds won a billionaire, it says,

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Speaker 4: it says in the email clip with a P.

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Speaker 2: Clipton does sound like a rich guy's name, though, I will.

779
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Speaker 3: Say I care.

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Speaker 2: How did the initial conversation start, Like, I'm assuming Clipton

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Speaker 2: is the one who reached out to you first.

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Speaker 5: He did.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, he asked me about my favorite place in the

784
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Speaker 17: world to watch the sunset. I think because in my

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00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 17: bio I put I have an unhealthy obsession with chasing sunset.

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Speaker 1: That is wow.

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Speaker 2: That is sweet.

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Speaker 8: That is sweet.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 7: What's wrong with line chat GBT because.

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Speaker 1: How did you answer? What did you say?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 17: So, he asked me, and I said Santorini.

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Speaker 3: Oh Greece.

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Speaker 17: Wow, Yeah, I'm obsessed with Greece and the Greek islands. Okay.

796
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Speaker 17: I don't think he liked my answer.

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Speaker 3: Why why not?

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Speaker 17: I've never been. I've just seen pictures. You know, it

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Speaker 17: looks really beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, you can't. You can't answer like my favorite

801
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Speaker 2: place to watch sunset? This is a place I've never

802
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Speaker 2: been before.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what you've taken that.

804
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Speaker 17: No dreams are big dreams. I want to see the world.

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Speaker 1: Wait what did he say back? Why do you think

806
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: he didn't like it?

807
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Speaker 17: Maybe he thought like I wasn't on his levels, like.

808
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Speaker 1: Oh, you haven't been to Santorini.

809
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 2: You would like nail it on this. So can I ask,

810
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 2: like we need to move forward? Have you met up

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Speaker 2: with the guy yet?

812
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 17: So we haven't met yet. We were just chatting online.

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00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 17: We did exchange numbers. He asked me about if I

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Speaker 17: feel okay about long distance?

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Speaker 1: Oh again, you just did that for a decade, I

816
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: know exactly.

817
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 17: So I was like, I gotta be a hundred percent

818
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 17: honest with you, like I don't want to waste your time,

819
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 17: but I'm really looking for someone to spoil me, like

820
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Speaker 17: I'm just being outfrod about what I want.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Well that's the right place to say that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's a bold You're putting it all on

823
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Speaker 2: the table right there.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 17: But then he didn't respond after that, Oh so I

826
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Speaker 17: need your home.

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Speaker 8: This is weird because if he's on an app, that's.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he's obviously like considering that you might be

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Speaker 2: a possibility. If he's asking, are you up for a

830
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Speaker 2: long distance relationship? So, I mean I guess I assume

831
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Speaker 2: he's not in your same city.

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00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 17: He's not, but I don't think that would really matter,

833
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 17: And based on his profile, he travels a lot, so

834
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Speaker 17: I don't think the dates would be all like set

835
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Speaker 17: in one spot. Anyway.

836
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Speaker 1: Can I ask when we call him, have you talked

837
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Speaker 1: to him on the phone before.

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Speaker 17: We haven't talked yet. We just exchanged numbers. But really,

839
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Speaker 17: I'm really trying to find like a generous guy who

840
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 17: can give me like your fun lifestyle, but I'm I

841
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 17: need some when he's not a creep. He seems like

842
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Speaker 17: a good date though.

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Speaker 7: Okay, okay, just texted it.

844
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Speaker 1: I feel like we're like shopping for a used car,

845
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Speaker 1: Like it depends on the looks and the price range.

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Speaker 3: You know, you just bought a brand new car.

847
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: Well, I know, but this one feels like it's more

848
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Speaker 1: of a used situation.

849
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Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's reach out to this used Honda

850
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Speaker 2: and see if he's willing to give it a test

851
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Speaker 2: drive with you in person.

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Speaker 17: That sound great. I really just want to get a

853
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 17: real update on the books with him and see what

854
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Speaker 17: he's all about.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll try and set that up for you. We'll

856
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 2: call him and get your second date update. Right after

857
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 2: this second date update.

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Speaker 3: It's funny.

859
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Speaker 2: We don't usually do a lot of second date updates

860
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Speaker 2: where there was no actual date that happened.

861
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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I know.

862
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 2: Strangely, no one protested in studio like they normally would

863
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Speaker 2: if that was the case.

864
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Speaker 7: Because to focus on the I get the judgment in

865
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Speaker 7: my head.

866
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Speaker 2: It was a pretty interesting conversation between two people on

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Speaker 2: an exclusive app for income verified individuals, and Daddy from

868
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 2: no that it's a different thing.

869
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Speaker 3: It's not for this case and purposes.

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Speaker 2: It's class all right, from what I understood. Our listener

871
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 2: Asha had a flirty exchange with a man named.

872
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Speaker 3: Clip short for Clifton.

873
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 2: They discussed their favorite sunsets and she told him hers

874
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,879
Speaker 2: was Santorini, even though she's never actually been there.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 2: The screensaver on her windows background though gorgeous. Yeah, but

877
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 2: it seems like the final straw for the guy Clip

878
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 2: was when he asked her about doing like a potential

879
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 2: long distance relationship, and she responded, I'm gonna be completely honest.

880
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 2: I need a man to pamper me like no other.

881
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 2: And that's kind of where things started to fall.

882
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 1: It wasn't really a yes or a no.

883
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've learned that she's not really very good at

884
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,479
Speaker 2: answering questions directly. She kind of, you know, skirts around

885
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 2: the outside.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point.

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Speaker 4: We all do know that she doesn't really want a

888
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Speaker 4: long distance because she did long distance.

889
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: But he travels a lot, so she you know, she

890
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,399
Speaker 1: you're hoping that he just flies you to wherever he.

891
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 17: Is, right, Yeah, totally. I mean I got on the

892
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 17: app because I was looking for somebody that had the

893
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 17: means to travel. So I don't think it's weird that

894
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 17: I brought it up. I don't think it's weird. I

895
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 17: want to go see the sunset and grease.

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Speaker 8: Oh not at all, though, we all do.

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Speaker 3: Let's call it Clifton though. I'll show you ready to

898
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 3: do this, Yeah, I'm ready. All right, let's reel this

899
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Speaker 3: fish for you.

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Speaker 11: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, we're looking for clip.

902
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 2: We're clipton clippy.

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Speaker 17: Clip this clip sentence us.

904
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 2: Oh Hey, Hi, we're a radio show called Brook and

905
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.

906
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: Okay, great cell line. I'm just saying this fold line even.

907
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 2: Cells Okay, but brooks microne off for a second, please,

908
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 2: so clip We do this segment called a set can

909
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 2: date update on our show, and I don't know if

910
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 2: it airs in the city that you're at. We're a

911
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 2: nationally syndicated show, by the way, Yeah, you can look

912
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 2: us up online. Brooke and Jeffrey were verified online worldwide.

913
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,720
Speaker 2: Why do you feel like I need to verify myself?

914
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 2: He answered his own phone, by the way, and not

915
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 2: a lot of rich.

916
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 3: Guys answer their own phone. Are you still Are you

917
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 3: still there?

918
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 12: How can I help you?

919
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 17: Guys?

920
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 3: Sorry?

921
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: Money, jeff You're right.

922
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 2: We're doing this segment trying to help out one of

923
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 2: our listeners. It's like a dating segment. Normally we would

924
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 2: call people who have been on a date with this

925
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 2: person before, but this is a little different because you've

926
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 2: just exchanged numbers with this woman and, according to her,

927
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 2: had a really nice conversation online.

928
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 3: Do you remember Asha?

929
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 12: Yeah?

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00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,439
Speaker 7: Oh you do?

931
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I was curious if we'd even remember who she was.

932
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 2: That's good. We're just trying to help her get some

933
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 2: answers because she's a little confused now that the conversation

934
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:03,399
Speaker 2: has kind of died down.

935
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 3: It's not moving forward.

936
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 1: She was really excited about you, yeah, and.

937
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 2: She mentioned you two were talking and thought maybe she

938
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 2: turned you off by saying that she's looking for a

939
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 2: guy to pamper her. That was the last thing that

940
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 2: she says came up.

941
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Speaker 12: I don't I don't mind doing that for someone i'm

942
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 12: in love with. But you know that definitely wasn't my

943
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 12: issue with Asha.

944
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it was your issue that she asked that,

945
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: or was not your issue.

946
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 12: It wasn't my issue.

947
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 3: Okay, you're okay with pampering her.

948
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, if you're going to be on a

949
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: rich guy app, you probably are going to expect that

950
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: is the expectation.

951
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 8: Be really funny though you put it in. You're like,

952
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 8: I'm a millionaire and some girls like, oh you're rich.

953
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 8: She's like, excuse me.

954
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 3: How dare you business?

955
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 5: So?

956
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 3: What was the issue with Asha?

957
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 10: Then?

958
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 12: Like I thought we had a real potential until her

959
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 12: last message came through and then I realized she's into

960
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 12: some things, but I'm not necessarily.

961
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: Into what Santorini.

962
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 2: The sunset on Santorini came up? Is that what you're

963
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 2: talking about?

964
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 12: No, listen, I'll I'll open it up and read to

965
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 12: you her message. It was pretty shocking.

966
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, sorry, where is it?

967
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 5: Okay?

968
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 12: She said, I'm going to be one hundred honest and

969
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 12: truthful with you on what I want, so we don't

970
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 12: waste that time. I'm looking for someone to soil me.

971
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 12: So right there, I'm.

972
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: Like, don't you think she just left the PA.

973
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 8: Much different?

974
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: I think she bet spoiled.

975
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 12: She said it, and there's some people that are into

976
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 12: that kind of stuff and that's just not for me,

977
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 12: Like some people into kinks and everything, and that's just

978
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 12: really not me.

979
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 3: Okay, well, but.

980
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 8: This is a specialty site.

981
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 4: A lot of these specialties have really weird people on

982
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 4: them that have weird interests.

983
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 8: I can see him really.

984
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 3: Thinking, maybe maybe she did me.

985
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 2: But why are we even explaining this to him when

986
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 2: we can just have Asha explain it herself. She is

987
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 2: on the other line right now wanting to talk to you.

988
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 3: Clip.

989
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:20,720
Speaker 8: Are you plant soil?

990
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: Are you clean or soiled?

991
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 17: Right now, I'm like, so embarrassed in you. But I mean,

992
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 17: obviously it was a typo and then spoil me.

993
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

994
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Clip, there she is.

995
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 17: Hey, I can't believe I wrote that. I was babysitting

996
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 17: at the time, so I guess my hands were fully.

997
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 12: You told me you were a cosmetics director.

998
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 2: Cosmetics you could do block either.

999
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 17: Yeah, I do the make up for my nieces for

1000
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 17: your elementary school plays.

1001
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: Oh thought you were like, wait, you have so much

1002
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: money in your last.

1003
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 2: Well, you're dealing with toddlers and little kids the whole time,

1004
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 2: so maybe you are kind of into soiling in a

1005
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: certain way.

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00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 17: No again, I meant to say foil with the pa.

1007
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 17: I don't think you're the first person to make a type.

1008
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 13: Oh guys, can we please concentrate on the fact, Asha

1009
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 13: that you said you said makeup director and you're just

1010
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 13: helping out with the elementary school play.

1011
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 17: It's a job. I'm good at it.

1012
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 1: You get paid for it.

1013
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 17: I'm of My parents donate to me and they give

1014
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 17: me bakers after replace.

1015
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 2: Oh, it's actually more than we make here at the

1016
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 2: radio station.

1017
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 8: Brooke has been begging for a salary and cake and

1018
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 8: pie and.

1019
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 12: Like that's my issue with these sights, Like I'm trying

1020
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 12: to meet a high value woman.

1021
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 4: Oh, so everyone should be making.

1022
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 12: They need to be making a ton of money, but

1023
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 12: you know, just don't be dishonest about what they're doing.

1024
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feel dishonest, Sasha.

1025
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 17: Our cosmetic stricter could be anything.

1026
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 7: The one app you shouldn't have to lie on as

1027
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 7: a sugar daddy app.

1028
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 8: Keep the people are like, I'm an entrepreneur.

1029
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: It's like you guys, it's like I volunteer as an

1030
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 1: assistant coach for a little league. I'm not going to

1031
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: put baseball coach as my job.

1032
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually more respected than this job that we do,

1033
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 2: So maybe you should put that down. But clip, I

1034
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 2: think Asha brings a lot of value that's not necessarily

1035
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 2: through her job title or through any money. Like her

1036
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 2: value is in her personality and what she could offer

1037
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 2: to you as like a potential good relationship.

1038
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good sign that she, you know, helps kids.

1039
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 17: And yeah, an I look good in a bikini. You

1040
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 17: said that crypt In.

1041
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 3: Oh, so clearly you're seeing a little bit of value

1042
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 3: at least.

1043
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 1: I think we're really back on these sugar daddy sites.

1044
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: That's where we just went.

1045
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 2: Either way, we should try and bring these two together

1046
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 2: in person. You guys haven't even met up yet, And

1047
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 2: I know we can't offer like a plane ticket for

1048
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 2: you guys to fly out and meet each other, but

1049
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 2: we can't offer a gift card to a restaurant in

1050
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 2: one of your cities if you do get together.

1051
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 12: I mean I did have a conversation with her, and

1052
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 12: you know, she said she does look at a bikini,

1053
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 12: and we did get along except for the whole thing.

1054
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,399
Speaker 2: And you know, you know that she doesn't she does

1055
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 2: not want you to soil her.

1056
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're being very clear.

1057
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 12: I think I understand that now. Yeah, I mean, why not.

1058
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 12: I'd be down for it.

1059
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 5: Why not?

1060
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 1: God, you bring up one bikini picture and suddenly men

1061
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 1: have no strength anymore.

1062
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:41,479
Speaker 3: You're a smart woman.

1063
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:41,959
Speaker 5: Well done.

1064
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 3: You just got yourself a second day.

1065
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 17: I did it all right?

1066
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,280
Speaker 3: Are you applauding yourself?

1067
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 8: Come on, frazy.

1068
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 18: Bhoo.

1069
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: I just love a good bikini.

1070
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 3: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

1071
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1072
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 2: They say only three things in life are certain death,

1073
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 2: taxes and bikini picks, making a man lose all brain.

1074
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 1: I always forget that bikini picks one. Yeah, I just

1075
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: have so many in my arsenal galleries and galleries of

1076
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: bikini picks.

1077
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 8: Wish I had a defense.

1078
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,320
Speaker 1: This is so dumb.

1079
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 2: It is dumb, but nature it works like a charm,

1080
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 2: and it worked again today got them a second date.

1081
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 2: So if you don't have a bikini pick somewhere in

1082
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 2: your phone.

1083
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: That is okay, ladies, because listen, you're worth a lot

1084
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 1: more just talking brain.

1085
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 2: Ladies and men alike, both of you need to get

1086
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,720
Speaker 2: to a two piece and snap your way to success today.

1087
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 7: You want someone to swipe up, you gotta do it.

1088
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,720
Speaker 1: Why why are men wearing a top piece?

1089
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 2: I'll send you some photos and you'll see what WOA.

1090
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 2: But you know what, if you don't want to go

1091
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 2: the bikini photer out, that's okay.

1092
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 3: We're still willing to help you out. Email the show.

1093
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 2: We'll call that person who's not calling you back. If

1094
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 2: I had all of our second day podcast ready to

1095
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 2: get yours at Brook and.

1096
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 10: Jeffer Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1097
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 2: I read a crazy study the other day about love.

1098
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 2: Oh nice, it was a little bit shocking. I found

1099
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 2: five percent of successful marriages began with a friend introducing them.

1100
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 1: Oh may he That is low. A friend introduced something

1101
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,280
Speaker 1: like physical Actually, in real life, meeting is hard anyway.

1102
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 2: So then three percent started after a wild one night

1103
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:40,919
Speaker 2: hook up at a bar.

1104
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 6: That makes sense.

1105
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: If they wanted to hook up, wouldn't do it?

1106
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 2: Get this a whopping At ninety three point eight percent

1107
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 2: of all successful marriages began on Craigslist.

1108
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 6: Whoa, and I don't.

1109
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 2: Brook You're gonna say, well, I didn't meet my husband

1110
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 2: on Craigslist. Again, I said, sick successful marriages, So I

1111
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 2: can't wait to read about these future, healthy, successful relationships

1112
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 2: that are ready to blossom.

1113
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 3: It was that Brooks, never will you do?

1114
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 2: It's a Craigslist misconnection. It's coming up right after this

1115
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 2: CD misconnections.

1116
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 3: That everybody knows.

1117
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1118
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 2: One is digging through the free scrap barrels behind the

1119
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 2: hobby lobby when you both reach for that same piece

1120
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 2: of orange felt.

1121
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 8: Okay, I felt it.

1122
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 2: It's meant to be the others on the pages of

1123
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,399
Speaker 2: craigslist dot org. We's got that website every single week

1124
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 2: to find the best misconnections that they have to offer,

1125
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 2: like this first one titled when I saw you, my

1126
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 2: heart stopped.

1127
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 3: Beating emergency man for woman thirties emergency room.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, he says, when I went through the

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Speaker 2: double doors, you were the cute triage nurse with the

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Speaker 2: nineties mullet like a much older female.

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Speaker 3: Mario Lopez go wow.

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Speaker 1: I thinks are legit coming back in Wow.

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Speaker 2: You might remember me, I was the balding gentleman with

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Speaker 2: the four year old that had my little pony doll

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Speaker 2: stuck up her nose.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the whole doll.

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Speaker 2: We didn't speak, but as soon as you saw me,

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Speaker 2: you pointed to the lobby couches next to the other

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Speaker 2: people who looked like they were dying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I like how this guy is so concerned.

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00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 2: About his daughter in this As we waited over an

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Speaker 2: hour to see a doctor. My god, I racked my

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Speaker 2: brain struggling with how I would ask you out, and

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Speaker 2: then in parentheses, I'm divorced, by the way, Yeah, dot twice.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm actually glad for that update.

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Speaker 2: You don't know, says third time's the charm. I finally

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Speaker 2: figured it out and went up to your desk to

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Speaker 2: see if I could book an appointment with the chiropractor.

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00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 2: You looked confused, and that's when I told you I

1150
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Speaker 2: need to see one asap, because whenever I look at you,

1151
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 2: my spine tingles. After that, I got to see the

1152
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 2: doctor right away. Did you not want me in the

1153
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 2: lobby anymore because we'd flirt too much? Anyway, the toy

1154
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 2: came out of my daughter's nose, and I was going

1155
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 2: to give it to you as a.

1156
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,839
Speaker 3: But your shift was over darned for her.

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Speaker 2: Email me back if you see this, or I'll catch

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Speaker 2: you the next time. I'm dealing with rigor mortis on

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Speaker 2: my foot.

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Speaker 1: I don't even get that.

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Speaker 3: Does it feel like your foot is dead?

1162
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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, just be glad the daughter's Okay.

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Speaker 3: That's from Terrence.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your next misconnection, titled love Struck by

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Speaker 2: will smythe Smile Woman for Man forties Celebrity doppel Ganger Conference.

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Speaker 1: Conference.

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Speaker 2: Apparently, she writes, I was the green haired gal who

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Speaker 2: was covering this year's event Double Takes and belly Aches,

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Speaker 2: the Great Celebrity Clone Vention.

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Speaker 4: OX and I need to do what you're doing celebrity

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Speaker 4: game Here, she says, I first saw you when I

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Speaker 4: was walking next to the booth of Dolly Parton's Wild

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Speaker 4: and Wacky Wigs.

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Speaker 8: Sounds like.

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Speaker 2: I knew immediately who you were because your pal looked

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Speaker 2: like an even bigger uncle Phil.

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Speaker 3: Wi smile from the from the.

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Speaker 1: Top of it, Carlton, I'm sure is somewhere looking around.

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Speaker 2: I'm a little shy and didn't know what to say,

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00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 2: so I just blurted out like an idiot. Hey, where's Carlton?

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Speaker 2: Make him do his silly dance.

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00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: I guess I'm the same person.

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Speaker 2: You didn't even break stride and walked right up to me,

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Speaker 2: got six inches away from my face, and said, hey girl,

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Speaker 2: I think i've seen your picture before. Oh yeah, it

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Speaker 2: was in the dictionary under KaBlam.

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Speaker 1: Oh just as smooth as Will Smith's.

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Speaker 2: Well I think that was from season four, episode three.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a Will Smith quote. We chatted a bit

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00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 2: after that, and I asked you what your day job was.

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00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 2: You said you managed a quiz nos in East Philly.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's where you were born and raised.

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Speaker 1: It's West Philadelphia.

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Speaker 2: I was working getting interviews, so I'm sorry I left

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Speaker 2: abruptly to talk to a mini Shaquille O'Neill.

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Speaker 1: But you could still be a doppelganger.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but when I was done, you were gone.

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Speaker 2: Are you online or in bel airy exmellu lator ah.

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Speaker 4: I like that. I feel like the Alfonso Ribero was like,

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Speaker 4: actually there, I'm not doing anything.

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Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled searching for My Lean mean

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Speaker 2: Caffeine Queen. This is probably for me alexis Man for

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Speaker 2: woman from me eighties bookstore coffee shop. Yeah, it says

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Speaker 2: I was the slightly older barista in my mid eighties,

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Speaker 2: but people always tell me I don't look a day

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Speaker 2: over seventy six.

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Speaker 8: I don't want to tip this guy.

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Speaker 2: Normally I don't pay much attention to the customers, probably

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Speaker 2: because I can't.

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Speaker 1: See or hear all that well in coffee shops.

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Speaker 2: So when you bounced and I perked up like a

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Speaker 2: fresh daisy on my second wife's grave. I even remember

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Speaker 2: telling the ladies in the back, whoa look out, Charlie,

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Speaker 2: we got a hot pepper in line.

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Speaker 8: Oh guys.

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Speaker 2: When you came up to the register, I tried to

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Speaker 2: woo you by offering up a few coins from my

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Speaker 2: tip job.

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Speaker 5: Sorry.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't say yess sorry.

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Speaker 2: It was the only thing I could think of at

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Speaker 2: the moment the blood wasn't exactly rushing to my brain.

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Speaker 2: You seemed apprehensive when I grabbed your hand and said, Oh,

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Speaker 2: those are pretty nails. Where did you get them? The

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Speaker 2: makeup counter at Woolworth. You told me the name for

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Speaker 2: your cup that I'll always remember. B b Rerex sounds

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Speaker 2: like some kind of dinosaur from.

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Speaker 3: That movie Jurassic Not Wrong. Doesn't know that she's an artist.

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Speaker 2: I tried to write my number down on your cup,

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Speaker 2: but forgot two of the digits. Hopefully you can guess them.

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Speaker 2: Come back sometime, miss Rex. I remember he came in

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Speaker 2: on a Tuesday, so I'll be sure next Tuesday to

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Speaker 2: take my blue pill.

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Speaker 3: That signed Gordon.

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Speaker 6: What if?

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Speaker 8: Honestly, bb Rex that comes out with a song. It's

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Speaker 8: like dedicated to Gordon. The guys from the Coffee.

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Speaker 1: Job blue pills.

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Speaker 3: We're waiting for that hit to job. Those are your

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Speaker 3: Craigslist misconnections.

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Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We've got a return player, Tyler, who has an all

1244
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Speaker 2: time record of three five and three against you all time.

1245
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 3: But his three victories on.

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Speaker 2: This segment don't even matter to him, don't because his

1247
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 2: biggest game show victory ever was when he won on

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Speaker 2: the Wheel of Fortune, took home seventeen thousand dollars and

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Speaker 2: a trip to Flint, Michigan.

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Speaker 3: Sorry the Caribbean. Caribbean.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't I.

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01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 2: Always confuse though, to those two places.

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Speaker 1: Tyler.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back on to the show.

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Speaker 17: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 5: Guys.

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Speaker 1: Did you take your trip?

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Speaker 18: Yes, we did.

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Speaker 6: That's so cool.

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Speaker 1: Was the resort cool or do they put you up

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Speaker 1: in like a motel six, you know.

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Speaker 5: What I mean?

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Speaker 21: Like, yeah, oh no, they were cool. We got to

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Speaker 21: stop at like four different ports, including Disney's Private Island,

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Speaker 21: and we got unlimited drinks food. It was awesome.

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Speaker 1: Oh almost what you get for places?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, even though you've been on Wheel of Fortune,

1268
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 2: you're way more excited to be on our game show.

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Speaker 17: Right.

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Speaker 21: Oh that's all that matters, right now, there we go.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I'd like to buy a vowel sure that

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Speaker 7: we'll be done.

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Speaker 3: We will send you to Flint, Michigan if you will, So,

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Speaker 3: don't buy an egg I know, okay, by don't buy a's.

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Speaker 2: If you play Wheel of Fortune, Brooks leaving the studio

1276
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Speaker 2: and Tyler, you know, the game works thirty seconds to

1277
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Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible.

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Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say past, but

1279
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 3: you have to beat her outright to win? Are you ready?

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01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 17: I'm ready?

1281
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 2: Good, look, my man, your time starts now. Johnny Cash

1282
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 2: was born on this day in nineteen thirty two. Was

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Speaker 2: that his real name or stage name? A Penta decagon

1284
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:23,600
Speaker 2: is a shape with how many sides? What is the

1285
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 2: study of fossils called archaelogie Pharah Fawcet, Kate Jackson, and

1286
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Speaker 2: Jacqueline Smith were the original actresses to be featured in

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Speaker 2: What seventies TV?

1288
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:32,439
Speaker 3: Show?

1289
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 2: In Which decade did seat belts become mandatory in cars?

1290
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 21: Nineteen eighty?

1291
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Speaker 3: How many dice are used in an official game of

1292
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Speaker 3: YACHTZI five?

1293
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Speaker 2: Speed demon Tyler blowing through those questions, Well done, Brooks.

1294
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 3: Coming back into the studio, Brook, Tyler was really fast.

1295
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 1: I know he's already been chosen for like major game shows.

1296
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: To get picked to go up is a big deal.

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01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to have your stuff together, so be honest, Tyler.

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Speaker 2: Do you ever brag to your friends whenever you beat Brook?

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Speaker 2: Are you the humble winning type?

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Speaker 21: I don't like the rag in front of people too much?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: Do you think does a better job hosting game shows?

1303
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: Pat Say Jack or Jeffrey de Bo?

1304
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 5: I think I think Jeffery.

1305
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 21: He's got more personality and swaggle.

1306
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did I have that swaggle.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Doctor has to check it out though, so you probably

1309
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 3: to get that swagger. Yeah again, that's why you're coughing.

1310
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Speaker 3: Brook answer some questions here? You ready?

1311
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Broke clear?

1312
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 3: Good to go there?

1313
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 2: It is your time starts now. Johnny Cash was born

1314
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 2: on this day in nineteen thirty two. Was that his

1315
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:43,240
Speaker 2: real name or stage name?

1316
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 1: Real name?

1317
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 2: Pentadecagon is a shape with how many sides nine? What's

1318
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 2: the study of fossils called archaeology? Pharah Fawcet Carrot, Kate Jackson,

1319
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 2: and Jacqueline Smith were the original actresses to all be

1320
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 2: featured in What seventies.

1321
01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 1: TV Showslie's Angels?

1322
01:02:59,000 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 18: In?

1323
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 2: Which decade did seat belts become mandatory in cars?

1324
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: Eighties?

1325
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 2: How many dice are used in an official game of

1326
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 2: YACHTZI five?

1327
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 3: What drinks? Famous slogans simply oh.

1328
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, mountain dew. Oh yeah.

1329
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 3: Let's go to the scoreboard. It's just so terrible. Let's

1330
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 3: go to the answers and see how you did with jose.

1331
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Speaker 4: Hey, Tyler, you've got a lot of questions and very impressive,

1332
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 4: but you only got one of those questions correct?

1333
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 1: Oh yikes?

1334
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 17: Boy?

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01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, quantity not quality.

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01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 8: I mean speed is the name here, but Brook huh

1337
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 8: three corrects?

1338
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 2: It wasn't enough today, Tyler, All right, record goes to three,

1339
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,320
Speaker 2: six and three all time. Let's go over to the

1340
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 2: answers for everybody. Johnny Cash born on this day in

1341
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 2: nineteen thirty two. That was his real given name, Johnny Cash.

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01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: You can't have that much swagger without that being your

1343
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 1: real thoughts. Swaggle, swaggle too.

1344
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 2: Pezza decagon is a shape with fifteen different side whoa

1345
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 2: pentas five ten fifteen. The study of fossils is called

1346
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 2: palaeontology cross from Friends would be so mad at you.

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Speaker 2: Kate Jackson and Jacqueline Smith were the original actresses on

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Speaker 2: Charlie's Angels. In the seventies, seatbelts became mandatory in cars.

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Speaker 2: In the nineteen sixties. Households There's five dice used an

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Speaker 2: official game of yacht see and oh yeah who says,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, we'll break.

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Speaker 3: The wall.

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Speaker 5: Exactly.

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Speaker 7: Sorry, sorry, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Not right anyway, Tyler. Sorry, it wasn't enough to beat

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Speaker 21: Yeah, yeah, I gotta get that yoga from all the

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Speaker 21: food and drinks ahead, yes.

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Speaker 1: Out, all right, So now that you lost, what are

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Speaker 1: you going to do next?

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Speaker 21: Just go add another drink, have another drink there?

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Speaker 2: All right, Yle, thanks for playing man. We'll have you

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Speaker 2: back anytime. Thank you.

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